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[00:26:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TTIP Debate and Vote Cancelled After MEP Revolt Over ISDS - http://sylnt.us - no-last-minute-changes-please
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[00:30:05] <crutchy> ++coffee
[00:30:05] <systemd> Karma - coffee: 285
[00:30:06] <crutchy> coffee++
[00:30:06] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1423
[00:30:20] <Bytram> (coffee++)++
[00:30:20] <Bender> karma - (coffee++): 1
[00:30:23] <Bytram> =)
[00:30:29] <Bytram> ~weather rochester
[00:30:30] <exec> 03Rochester, NY, USA - currently 60°F, cloudy, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 98% - Friday cloudy (56°F-77°F), Saturday partly cloudy (60°F-76°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (67°F-81°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (63°F-82°F)
[00:30:49] <Bytram> crutchy: how's things?
[00:30:56] <Bytram> ~weather crutchy
[00:30:58] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 54°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 82% - Saturday partly cloudy (43°F-63°F), Sunday partly cloudy (43°F-65°F), Monday partly cloudy (50°F-62°F), Tuesday showers (49°F-58°F)
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[01:00:15] <chromas> Dear Soylent: today I learned that if you don't leave the windows open when the air conditioner is running then the hot air builds up under the ceiling because it's not nowhere to go
[01:04:06] <SirFinkus> lol
[01:04:07] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[01:04:44] * Bytram thinks there might be a problem with the compressor, or with the direction of the cool air flow into the room (should point it towards the ceiling)
[01:05:32] <Bytram> an AC just treats the room like the inside of a refrigerator and vents the heat to the outdoors.
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[01:07:43] <chromas> Nah just some guy who doesn't know what he's talking about
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[01:07:59] <chromas> Also happens to be a young earth creationist so
[01:08:01] <Bytram> lol
[01:08:02] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[01:08:46] <Bytram> say no more
[01:11:39] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:11:45] <systemd> ^ 03Your wife you know is she... - YouTube
[01:11:55] <SirFinkus> I bet she does
[01:12:20] <SirFinkus> *nudge* *nudge*
[01:20:21] <arti> afternoon gents
[01:20:32] * SirFinkus thinks Apple should have named their new system font "Sans Francisco
[01:22:08] <Bytram> SirFinkus: Brilliant!
[01:22:27] <SirFinkus> well, it's not that clever really
[01:23:24] * Bytram wonders if it is sans serif or serif?
[01:23:41] * arti sets mode +modest
[01:23:50] <SirFinkus> it's sans serif of course
[01:23:59] <arti> they do like those tips cut off
[01:24:11] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org(2014_typeface)
[01:24:18] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: San Francisco (2014 typeface
[01:24:50] <SirFinkus> oooh oooh bug in systemd
[01:24:53] <Bytram> SirFinkus: tipical
[01:25:04] <SirFinkus> droppin' dat closing paren
[01:25:56] <SirFinkus> I want to make a font called "Who shot the serif"
[01:26:04] <arti> on a roll
[01:26:05] <Bytram> ROFL!
[01:26:13] <arti> !grab SirFinkus
[01:26:13] <Bender> Added quote 534
[01:26:20] <Bytram> Omar Serif?
[01:27:06] <SirFinkus> how long until this degrades into nazi puns?
[01:27:07] <ciri> how how brown cow
[01:27:22] <SirFinkus> I'd say I did nazi that coming, but it always happens
[01:28:56] <SirFinkus> what about Kernal Sansers?
[01:29:33] * SirFinkus apologizes for that one
[01:29:55] <Bytram> appreciated, but not sufficient!
[01:30:30] <SirFinkus> I actually thought that one was pretty good
[01:30:41] <SirFinkus> a little shoehorned, but it had 1 pun per word
[01:30:45] <Bytram> You would, you insansitive clod!
[01:30:49] <arti> sounds like we need a font themed party
[01:31:04] <Bytram> you mean some place where we can fontificate?
[01:31:12] <arti> it has begun
[01:31:47] <Bytram> and who will be our fontiff?
[01:32:08] <SirFinkus> sans puns don't get you points anymore, since it's been overdone
[01:32:21] <SirFinkus> they only work as a combo multiplyer
[01:33:47] <Bytram> an ornate font might be considered serifisticated?
[01:34:08] <SirFinkus> that one is good
[01:34:48] <Bytram> "Being drunk is like being sophisticated even if you are now unable to say it."
[01:35:07] * SirFinkus may be a little drunk
[01:35:17] <SirFinkus> sophisticated as fuck
[01:36:36] * Bytram has one more story to update
[01:37:09] * Bytram fogot to include the 'Original Submission' link in all the stories he pushed out to the main page
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[01:37:43] <SirFinkus> oh shit, he's back, everyone be quiet
[01:37:54] <Bytram> done!
[01:38:37] * Bytram struggles to remember a word's spelling -- describes an arid and lifeless landscape -- sere? seer?
[01:39:14] <SpallsHurgenson> former
[01:39:25] <SirFinkus> according to my handy dandy pop up dictionary, it's the former
[01:40:00] <SirFinkus> sere 1 |si(ə)r| (also sear)
[01:40:00] <SirFinkus> adjective
[01:40:00] <SirFinkus> (especially of vegetation) dry or withered: small green vineyards encircled by vast sear fields.
[01:40:09] <Bytram> hmm, 'sere engetti?'
[01:40:13] <SirFinkus> sear is probably more common
[01:41:47] <Bytram> are you sear-ious?
[01:43:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> in writing, "sear" is generally as a verb, while "sere" is generally used as an adjective.
[01:43:55] <Bytram> hmm, so to 'sear' a steak? i.e. put it on a high heat for a short period to seal in all the juices?
[01:44:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bytram: yup. But a 'sere' landscape is one that is particularly dry.
[01:44:46] <Bytram> like my sense of humor?
[01:44:50] <Bytram> ;)
[01:45:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://www.japantoday.com
[01:45:06] <systemd> ^ 03Execs arrested from scam dating sites that had 2.7 mil users and only one female member ‹ Japan Today: Japan News and Discussion
[01:45:42] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm not sure I would be comfortable dating a female with a member...
[01:50:03] * SpallsHurgenson searches vainly for something he saw on the internet years and years ago...
[01:50:16] <SpallsHurgenson> damn internet, I wish things would just stay where I left 'em for once
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[01:55:10] <SirFinkus> shit, he's back
[01:55:13] <SirFinkus> shh
[01:55:26] cmn32480 is now known as mechanicsilentbob
[01:55:45] <mechanicsilentbob> snoogans!
[01:56:13] <mechanicsilentbob> good evening SirFinkus
[01:56:19] <SirFinkus> hi mechanicsilentbob
[01:56:20] <ciri> quick, everyone look busy SirFinkus
[01:56:28] <SirFinkus> fuck you ciri
[01:56:38] <mechanicsilentbob> I hate her
[01:56:43] <SirFinkus> her?
[01:56:47] <mechanicsilentbob> ciri
[01:56:58] <SirFinkus> ciri is genderless
[01:57:08] <SirFinkus> gender = terrible
[01:57:20] <Bytram> Mechanics I Lent Bob ??
[01:57:51] <mechanicsilentbob> mechanic silent bob
[01:58:03] <Bytram> our ewe shore?
[01:58:05] <mechanicsilentbob> I'm mechanicjay's alter ego
[01:58:18] * SirFinkus groans
[01:58:19] <JamesNZ> What've you done with him??!!?
[01:58:27] <Bytram> I suppose that's better than an altar ego
[01:58:46] <mechanicsilentbob> I fed him to the bedbugs JamesNZ
[01:58:58] <Bytram> speaking of bed....
[01:59:04] <Bytram> time for me to get some shuteye.
[01:59:06] <JamesNZ> mechanicsilentbob: You villain.
[01:59:11] <SirFinkus> night Bytram
[01:59:12] <Bytram> had a *very* busy day.
[01:59:18] <mechanicsilentbob> night Bytram!
[01:59:24] <JamesNZ> Don't let the bedbugs bite Bytram \o
[01:59:30] <Bytram> SirFinkus: g'night! Nice playing word 'jouss' with ya!
[01:59:33] <mechanicsilentbob> Ba-ZINGA!
[01:59:46] * Bytram gets his bug swatter at th ready
[01:59:47] <SirFinkus> shit, I don't know that word
[01:59:58] <Bytram> SirFinkus: which word
[02:00:00] <Bytram> ?
[02:00:05] <SirFinkus> jouss
[02:00:09] <SirFinkus> what other word?
[02:00:13] <Bytram> ouch.
[02:00:14] <SirFinkus> nice?
[02:00:22] <SirFinkus> I can figure out the rest
[02:00:26] * Bytram is more tired than he realized; should be: 'jousts'
[02:00:36] * Bytram types funny when he is tired
[02:00:40] mechanicsilentbob is now known as cmn32480
[02:00:52] <SirFinkus> ha, I'm smarter than I thought
[02:00:58] <SirFinkus> it jouss looked legit
[02:01:03] <Bytram> lol
[02:01:06] <SirFinkus> -it
[02:01:07] <SirFinkus> christ
[02:01:10] <cmn32480> you kids today
[02:01:40] <SirFinkus> I'm smarter than I thought, but less coordinated
[02:01:41] <Bytram> reminds me of a nice rejoinder: "Just because we taught you everything you know, it doesn't mean we taught you everything *we* know."
[02:01:42] <cmn32480> get some rest Bytram. And don't forget to take your Geritol
[02:02:26] <SirFinkus> oh, that reminds me, is NCommander on? I'm curious how that スラド thing went
[02:02:47] <cmn32480> WTF language is that?
[02:02:56] <SirFinkus> yes
[02:03:46] <SirFinkus> ncommander was going to contact the 日本語 slashdot about rehash
[02:03:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> looks like japanese to me
[02:04:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> almost type javanese which wouldn't have been right
[02:04:15] * AndyTheAbsurd doesn't know what javanese would look like
[02:04:15] <SirFinkus> yes
[02:04:51] <Bytram> that's a sibling's daughter, in polynesia
[02:05:02] <Bytram> (Java's niece)
[02:05:02] <SirFinkus> yes
[02:05:10] <Bytram> ok, I'll let myself out. :/
[02:05:12] <cmn32480> I'm guessing a bunch of coffee cups AndyTheAbsurd
[02:05:13] <SirFinkus> yes
[02:05:23] <SpallsHurgenson> all you coul possibly ever want to know about 日本語 https://ja.wikipedia.org
[02:05:24] <systemd> ^ 03Wiki: 日本語
[02:06:13] <SirFinkus> in 日本語
[02:06:15] <SirFinkus> impressive
[02:06:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> except for the part where I can't read a word of it
[02:06:29] <AndyTheAbsurd> just recognize the symbols
[02:06:53] <SpallsHurgenson> I question the accuracy of some of the claims made in that article
[02:07:07] <SirFinkus> you guys clearly aren't very cultured
[02:07:15] <SirFinkus> probably racist too
[02:07:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> just because I live in the American South, you accuse me of being racist?
[02:07:46] <Bytram> 'cultured'? Isn't that something you find in yogurt?
[02:07:50] <SpallsHurgenson> for instance: 語例は十分ではなく、推定・不確定の例を多く含む。 I mean, really?!?
[02:07:50] <Bytram> okay, this time for sure... see ya!
[02:08:08] <cmn32480> night bytram
[02:08:15] <SirFinkus> yes SpallsHurgenson, exactly even
[02:09:41] <SpallsHurgenson> frankly, I think 文末などでは [ɴ] を用いる話者が多い。 is rather questionable as well
[02:10:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't think Frank Lee likes you talking about him like that.
[02:12:01] <cmn32480> great googly moogly there are a lot of characters in babelmap
[02:12:23] * SirFinkus just had the pleasure of cutting a wad of toilet paper in half with his piss stream
[02:12:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> always fun
[02:12:40] <SirFinkus> don't even act that like that isn't ] and you haven't tried it
[02:12:50] <SirFinkus> almost as good a pissing of somewhere really high
[02:13:05] <SirFinkus> off even
[02:13:12] <cmn32480> given the conversation earlier today w/ EF about pissing in the sink, I'm totally not shocked
[02:13:16] <AndyTheAbsurd> also, typo (missing space) on the top article of the front page.
[02:13:27] <SirFinkus> missed that one cmn32480
[02:14:09] <cmn32480> fixed Andytheabsurd
[02:14:28] * AndyTheAbsurd whacks the "reload" button
[02:14:43] <takyon> are we getting our japanese nexus or what
[02:14:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> still there, might be cached though.
[02:15:02] * cmn32480 plans a the funeral for the recently "whacked" reload button
[02:15:56] <cmn32480> now shows as fixed on the front page
[02:16:11] <cmn32480> thank you for pointing out the erros in all things editorial
[02:17:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's what I'm here for :-þ
[02:18:33] <cmn32480> we appreciate that you are engaged enough to read with comprehension and note thigns like that before it makes it's way into the comments
[02:19:49] <SirFinkus> holy shit, I'm super drunk now, sorry guys
[02:19:56] <cmn32480> SirFinkus:
[02:19:59] <cmn32480> Ethanol-fueled (~Ethanol-f@SectorZeroZeroOne) has joined
[02:19:59] <cmn32480> <Ethanol-fueled> Peeing in the sink.
[02:19:59] <cmn32480> <CoolHand> just for the fun of it? or toilet issues?
[02:19:59] <cmn32480> <Ethanol-fueled> The convenience factor.
[02:19:59] <cmn32480> <CoolHand> cool
[02:20:00] <cmn32480> <Ethanol-fueled> my old friend went into a public restroom and peed as he turned around in circles.
[02:20:01] <cmn32480> <Ethanol-fueled> Soaked the whole bathroom floor in piss.
[02:20:03] <cmn32480> <CoolHand> well, that sounds quite considerate of others..
[02:20:05] <cmn32480> <CoolHand> </sarcasm>
[02:20:07] <cmn32480> <Ethanol-fueled> Myself and the company I keep are quite considerate.
[02:20:09] <cmn32480> <swiss> your friend sounds like a charmer
[02:20:11] <cmn32480> <Ethanol-fueled> My friend visited once and before he left he took a huge dump right by the driver-side door of my car, then he dipped a piece of paper in that shit and wadded that paper up under my door handle where i wouldn't see it.
[02:20:15] <cmn32480> <Ethanol-fueled> It was an ingenious tactic.
[02:20:19] <cmn32480> <CoolHand> as long as you appreciate, I guess that's what friends are for..
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[02:20:43] <SirFinkus> I underestimated these beers
[02:20:49] <SirFinkus> fucking double ipas
[02:20:57] <cmn32480> what're you drinking?
[02:21:09] <cmn32480> careful... they'll knock you on your ass
[02:21:23] <takyon> 6 pack of IPA can fuck a man up
[02:21:27] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I have a great gif for that I've seen
[02:21:36] <SirFinkus> if I can find it
[02:22:05] * takyon links front page of imgur
[02:22:07] <SirFinkus> I've had 4 of these "dorado" ipas
[02:22:16] <SirFinkus> 10% abv apparently
[02:22:29] <SirFinkus> I weigh 125
[02:24:10] <SpallsHurgenson> kg?
[02:24:10] <SirFinkus> fuck it, I'm not finding it, just believe me when I say it exists
[02:24:40] <SirFinkus> 56.7
[02:25:19] <SirFinkus> that's 125 pounds, 56.7 kg
[02:28:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Costolo Resigns in Twitter "CEO Transition" - http://sylnt.us - he's-not-resigned-but-migrated
[02:28:15] <SirFinkus> 125kg is .14 tons, that was the suggested conversion
[02:28:22] <SirFinkus> for kg
[02:29:16] * SpallsHurgenson rounds up; Sir Finkus weighs a ton :)
[02:29:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> is that metric, short or long ton?
[02:29:57] <SirFinkus> whatever the american ton is
[02:30:24] * AndyTheAbsurd weighs 0.0792857143 long tons
[02:30:45] <cmn32480> 2000lbs
[02:30:51] <cmn32480> is an American ton
[02:31:34] <cmn32480> I know, I know... WTH is a lb...
[02:31:41] <SirFinkus> pound
[02:31:55] <cmn32480> that's a hashtag
[02:32:01] <takyon> 10% ABV GOD DAMN
[02:32:03] <takyon> finish them
[02:32:08] <SirFinkus> because that abbreviation makes total sense
[02:32:13] <SpallsHurgenson> lb is the sound you make when you try to talk with your tongue clenched between your teeth
[02:32:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> The unit is descended from the Roman libra (hence the abbreviation "lb"); the name pound is a Germanic adaptation of the Latin phrase libra pondo, "a pound by weight" (yay Wikipedia)
[02:32:28] <cmn32480> I thoguht that was "ow" saplls?
[02:32:40] <SirFinkus> when I was a kid I thought it meant "labels" for some reason
[02:32:58] <SpallsHurgenson> I didn't say BITE your tongue
[02:33:13] <takyon> SirFinkus was one confused kid
[02:33:18] <takyon> and now he is a drunk man
[02:33:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> Mostly because I want to see how systemd handles the title: http://imgur.com
[02:33:22] <cmn32480> that'll be enough of your "facts" injected into this converstaion Andytheabsurd
[02:33:26] <systemd> ^ 03T̵̀҉h̢e͏̨̨́ ̸̀͏͟T̸͘r͘͠҉̨u̴̢͟͟t̸̨̧h̛͝ - Imgur
[02:33:27] <SirFinkus> I steal read it that way in my head
[02:33:35] <SirFinkus> still
[02:33:38] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[02:34:05] <SirFinkus> at least I'm not a belligerent drunk, I just make typos
[02:34:13] <cmn32480> at least you aren't spinning while peeing Sirfinkus
[02:34:16] <SpallsHurgenson> oh /that/ systemd
[02:34:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: half of my "facts" are made up.
[02:34:24] <takyon> say that after the next 2 beers SirFinkus
[02:34:33] <SirFinkus> not happening
[02:34:50] <SirFinkus> I'll have a "normal" beer though
[02:34:56] <cmn32480> andytheabsurd - which half? I'd love to know beforehand
[02:35:05] <SirFinkus> drinking a long hammer now
[02:35:19] <SirFinkus> which is 6.2
[02:35:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: well, it includes the part where I made up a fraction of my facts that were made up. So that should tell you something...
[02:35:46] <takyon> yeah that's still high
[02:35:57] <SirFinkus> not crazy though
[02:36:02] <cmn32480> he's drunk.. not high
[02:36:06] <SirFinkus> 5 seems to be the standard
[02:36:07] <takyon> respect
[02:36:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I always speak accurately. It's reality that gets it wrong.
[02:36:23] <SirFinkus> YOU DON'T KNOW THAT cmn32480 AM I BEING DETAINED?
[02:36:32] <cmn32480> nope
[02:36:43] * SirFinkus lives in a "legal" state
[02:37:04] <cmn32480> Anybody ever try Not Your Father's Root Beer?
[02:37:06] <SirFinkus> not for any of the good stuff though
[02:37:35] <takyon> I know how to make Not Your Father's Root Beer
[02:37:39] <takyon> you take regular root beer
[02:37:46] <takyon> and then you mix in Everclear or vodka
[02:37:49] <SirFinkus> dip your dick in it
[02:37:52] <takyon> yes
[02:37:58] <cmn32480> tastes just like root beer. but at 5.9%
[02:38:13] <SirFinkus> 5.9% penis
[02:38:16] <takyon> do shots SirFinkus
[02:38:27] <SirFinkus> I don't have any hard liquore
[02:38:42] <cmn32480> only after you dip your dick in it
[02:38:45] <SirFinkus> well, some peppermint schnapps, but fuck that
[02:38:57] <takyon> yeah I knew you had liqeur
[02:39:08] <takyon> just throw it in some root beer
[02:39:17] <SirFinkus> sounds terrible
[02:39:19] <SirFinkus> I'm done
[02:39:24] <takyon> aww
[02:39:55] <takyon> drink responsibly everyone
[02:40:15] <SirFinkus> not like SirFinkus
[02:40:31] <SirFinkus> to be fair it IS friday
[02:40:35] <takyon> are you alone
[02:40:41] <cmn32480> that is the official position of the site: Please drink responsibly, not like SirFinkus
[02:40:46] * takyon not counting IRC
[02:40:59] <SirFinkus> with beer? yes
[02:41:03] <SpallsHurgenson> who says it's friday? typical American imperialism! :)
[02:41:23] <takyon> drinking 4+ 10% ABV beers alone on a Friday
[02:41:27] <takyon> salut
[02:41:32] <SirFinkus> who says I'm alone?
[02:41:41] <SirFinkus> I have all my SN friends ;_;
[02:41:48] <takyon> yeaaaah we covered this
[02:41:52] <takyon> we're all bots man
[02:42:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm not. I'm a figment
[02:42:12] <SirFinkus> I love figs and mints
[02:42:13] <takyon> you're a figment of a bot's imagination Spalls
[02:42:28] <SpallsHurgenson> with my luck, it's ciri's
[02:42:38] * takyon ducks
[02:42:50] <takyon> lol
[02:42:51] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[02:48:34] <cmn32480> ladies (yes, there is at least one confirmed in this room), gentlemen, and drunks, I bid you a fond good evening
[02:48:51] <SirFinkus> already cmn32480
[02:49:30] <cmn32480> I been going since 5:30am local time, after my flight got me home after midnight last night
[02:49:40] <cmn32480> I'm exhausted
[02:49:48] <cmn32480> all this travel is catching up with me
[02:50:01] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:50:07] <systemd> ^ 03US mega-hack: White House orders govt IT to do what it should have done in the first place • The Register
[02:52:42] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|sleepin
[02:52:47] <cmn32480|sleepin> good night all
[02:54:23] <takyon> night
[03:00:07] <SpallsHurgenson> had to help a friend assemble an ikea shelf today. that they need help baffles me, though.
[03:00:43] <SpallsHurgenson> putting together lego is more difficult
[03:00:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> Some of their bigger stuff is a lot easier with two people, just due to sheer size
[03:01:09] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but that's not why they ask me.
[03:01:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> Whenever we get something from there, I have my wife read the instructions while I do the actual assembly. It keeps her out of my way during the process. :)
[03:02:48] <SpallsHurgenson> frankly, anyone who can't figure out ikea instructions should be made to wear a helmet when they go outside
[03:06:43] <JamesNZ> A tinfoil helmet.
[03:08:13] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:08:19] <systemd> ^ 03How much info did hackers steal on US spies? Try all of it • The Register
[03:08:21] <takyon> speaking of tinfoil
[03:08:57] <SpallsHurgenson> bet the gov't would be half as upset about this theft as they were about snowden
[03:09:47] <takyon> maybe I haven't been paying attention but I haven't heard the "upset"
[03:10:17] <takyon> Snowden "damaged" national security by revealing the details of spy programs that shouldn't exist
[03:10:41] <takyon> these hackers have the SSN and more for every federal employee, and now they have a detailed biography on at least 4.5 million security cleared people
[03:10:51] <SpallsHurgenson> snowden embarassed the powerful. this just harms common folk :)
[03:11:04] <takyon> there's a lot of uncommon folk with security clearance
[03:11:08] <takyon> click the last link
[03:13:36] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, its a dangerous data breach... but you watch, it will be downplayed and considered far less important a breach
[03:15:49] <SirFinkus> fox says it makes snowden look like snow white
[03:16:45] <SpallsHurgenson> stopped clock is right twice a day :)
[03:40:28] <takyon> snowden was not only snow white, but he gave the govt. some motivation to improve security
[03:40:34] <takyon> the motivation came too late tho: http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:40:34] <systemd> ^* 03US mega-hack: White House orders govt IT to do what it should have done in the first place • The Register
[03:53:14] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I think we all know who is REALLY to blame...
[03:58:57] <takyon> password1
[03:59:38] <SpallsHurgenson> all I see is "<takyon>*********"
[04:00:11] <takyon> thank g_d for secure IRC
[04:01:00] <SirFinkus> ***-**-****
[04:01:12] <SirFinkus> wow, it even censors social security numbers
[04:01:13] <SirFinkus> cleer
[04:01:15] <SirFinkus> clever
[04:02:55] <SpallsHurgenson> ****-****-****-****
[04:03:03] <SpallsHurgenson> credit card numbers too :)
[04:04:23] <takyon> too bad they didn't store all those govt records on IRC
[04:05:02] <JamesNZ> F***.
[04:05:04] <SpallsHurgenson> unfortunately, irc only encrypts one way :)
[04:05:09] <JamesNZ> Hmm, even does profanity.
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[06:32:31] <juggs> and is out
[06:35:08] <SirFinkus> really?
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[06:45:05] <SirFinkus> juggs portal 2 is on sale for only $5 right now
[07:01:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - CIA Refuses to Release Bin Laden's Porn Collection - http://sylnt.us - psst-do-you-want-to-see-pictures-of-naughty-ladies-in-burkas?
[09:03:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ongoing Hacker Attack: German Parliament May Need to Replace Whole IT-Infrastructure - http://sylnt.us - computers-going-cheap?
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[13:36:52] <janrinok> hi guys
[13:36:53] <ciri> g'day janrinok
[13:37:23] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:37:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1424
[13:38:44] <janrinok> tea++
[13:38:44] <Bender> karma - tea: 479
[13:39:16] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:39:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1425
[14:03:52] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:03:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1426
[14:03:53] <Bytram> !uid
[14:03:54] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5504, owned by cfreeze
[14:11:04] <cmn32480> !weather baltimore, MD
[14:11:15] <cmn32480> `WEATHER bALTIMORE, md
[14:11:25] <cmn32480> ~weather baltimore md
[14:11:26] <exec> 03Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 85°F / 29°C, partly cloudy, wind NW at 12 mph, humidity 57% - Saturday scattered thunderstorms (74°F-88°F / 23°C-31°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (74°F-86°F / 23°C-30°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (77°F-91°F / 25°C-33°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (74°F-90°F / 23°C-32°C)
[14:12:34] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[14:12:36] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 68°F, cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 77% - Saturday partly cloudy (64°F-83°F), Sunday partly cloudy (60°F-74°F), Monday showers (61°F-64°F), Tuesday cloudy (64°F-80°F)
[14:12:40] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[14:12:43] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 69°F, sunny, wind N at 11 mph, humidity 65% - Saturday sunny (57°F-83°F), Sunday partly cloudy (53°F-74°F), Monday showers (55°F-61°F), Tuesday showers (59°F-74°F)
[14:12:44] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[14:12:48] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 67°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 63% - Saturday partly cloudy (50°F-74°F), Sunday sunny (47°F-70°F), Monday partly cloudy (55°F-74°F), Tuesday showers (50°F-72°F)
[14:13:18] * cmn32480 is jealous of bytram's weather
[14:15:19] <Bytram> cmn32480: what is yours like?
[14:15:55] <cmn32480> ~weather Baltimore, MD
[14:15:56] <exec> 03Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 85°F / 29°C, partly cloudy, wind NW at 12 mph, humidity 57% - Saturday scattered thunderstorms (74°F-88°F / 23°C-31°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (74°F-86°F / 23°C-30°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (77°F-91°F / 25°C-33°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (74°F-90°F / 23°C-32°C)
[14:16:26] <Bytram> ~weather rochester
[14:16:28] <exec> 03Rochester, NY, USA - currently 62°F, cloudy, wind E at 3 mph, humidity 84% - Saturday partly cloudy (60°F-76°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (68°F-79°F), Monday scattered thunderstorms (64°F-80°F), Tuesday scattered showers (57°F-80°F)
[14:21:48] <Bytram> if anyone happens to be in the area of Portland, Maine... check out our 42nd Annual Old Port Festival
[14:21:50] <Bytram> http://www.portlandmaine.com
[14:21:51] <systemd> ^ 0342nd Annual Old Port Festival | Portland's Downtown District
[14:22:19] <Bytram> http://www.oldportfestival.net
[14:22:21] <systemd> ^ 032015 Old Port Festival Music Line Up
[14:22:45] * Bytram is looking forward to seeing 'Amy & the Engine'
[14:25:01] <cmn32480> is that like "Thomas the Tank Engine" Bytram?
[14:25:11] <Bytram> not at all!
[14:25:20] <cmn32480> TRAIN RIDES!!!!!!!
[14:25:58] * Bytram saw her (Amy Allen) when she was just a solo performer at the Old Port Festival - I think it was 3 years ago.
[14:26:17] <Bytram> tiny little pixie with an *amazing* voice
[14:26:21] <cmn32480> Amy Allen? wasn't she the chick on the A-Team?
[14:26:49] <Bytram> must be a different one
[14:26:57] <Bytram> hold on a for a bit
[14:28:19] <Bytram> she is currently studying at the 'Berklee College of Music' in Boston, MA
[14:29:10] <Bytram> http://www.pressherald.com
[14:29:11] <cmn32480> and probably wasn't born yet when the A-Team went off the air
[14:29:12] <systemd> ^ 03? CD review: South Portland?s Amy Allen shows ?Other Side? on modern country EP
[14:30:51] <Bytram> cmn32480: right youare
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[14:31:52] <mechanicsilentbob> that just makes me giggle
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[14:33:27] <mechanicjay> morning
[14:33:35] <Bytram> mechanicjay: Monring!
[14:33:39] <Bytram> lol
[14:33:43] <Bytram> Morning!
[14:33:45] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:33:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1427
[14:33:52] <Bytram> !uid
[14:33:52] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5504, owned by cfreeze
[14:34:00] <mechanicjay> coffee? where
[14:34:11] <cmn32480> in the pot, by the kitchen
[14:34:21] <mechanicjay> let me go check...
[14:34:32] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: You're a filthy liar
[14:34:39] <cmn32480> Am not
[14:34:43] <cmn32480> I showered this morning
[14:34:46] <cmn32480> I'm a clean liar
[14:34:49] <mechanicjay> lol
[14:35:07] <mechanicjay> fair enough -- I guess I'll have to make my own damn coffee
[14:35:12] <cmn32480> and MY pot in the kitchen still has some left.
[14:35:27] <cmn32480> you are welcome to it, but I think the commute might just suck.
[14:36:07] <mechanicjay> where on the planet are you again?
[14:36:29] <cmn32480> Baltimore
[14:36:45] <cmn32480> it's only a 6 hour flight!
[14:37:00] <cmn32480> and you have to bring your own mug
[14:37:06] <cmn32480> and creamer
[14:37:21] <mechanicjay> ha - let me go dig my SN coffee++ mug out of storage.
[14:37:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First "8K" Video Appears on YouTube - http://sylnt.us - 33,177,600-pixels-per-frame
[14:37:28] <cmn32480> and sugar (which the airport will inevitably think is cocaine)
[14:37:47] <cmn32480> I have one of those at the office
[14:38:56] <mechanicjay> on second thought, perhaps I'll just suffer through making my own.
[14:38:58] * Bytram notes that at 33,177,600 pixels per frame, at strictly one-bit-per-pixel, it would still take way more ram than my first 5 computers had, combined!
[14:40:12] <cmn32480> don't say I never offered machanicjay snootchiebootchies!
[14:40:27] <Bytram> !grab cmn32480
[14:40:27] <Bender> Added quote 535
[14:40:36] <cmn32480> meh
[14:40:40] <cmn32480> I've said worse
[14:41:08] <cmn32480> ok kids... the wife is telling me to get the grass cut.
[14:41:19] <cmn32480> It's only knee high... I don't knwo what her problem is
[14:41:50] <cmn32480> I'll be back later.
[14:43:08] <mechanicjay> enjoy
[14:43:20] <cmn32480> unlikely, but I will try!
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[14:47:44] * mechanicjay is dreaming of Swedish wagons for some reason
[14:47:56] <mechanicjay> http://seattle.craigslist.org
[14:47:57] <systemd> ^ 031985 VOLVO 240 DL 245DL WAGON 5 SPEED SUPER CLEAN RUNS GREAT
[14:48:04] <mechanicjay> http://seattle.craigslist.org
[14:48:05] <systemd> ^ 031999 saab 95 9-5 wagon
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[16:47:34] <paulej72> good afternoon all
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[16:52:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> hi paulej72
[16:54:22] <paulej72> I just put on a pot of coffee
[16:54:30] <paulej72> coffee++
[16:54:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1428
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[19:29:40] <paulej72> I can't decide what bugs to work on next
[19:56:56] <arti> !decide 1 2 3 4 5
[19:56:56] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: 3.
[20:25:04] <arti> https://twitter.com
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[22:34:30] <cmn32480|chores> !
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[22:35:08] * cmn32480 wonders how to see what commands are available from a given bot.
[22:35:32] <cmn32480> !quote 535
[22:35:32] <Bender> Quote 535 - <cmn32480> don't say I never offered machanicjay snootchiebootchies!
[22:35:41] <cmn32480> !quote cmn32480
[22:35:41] <Bender> Quote 419 - <cmn32480> Sorry folks.. I'll be occupied the rest of the evening playing with my new appendages
[22:35:45] <Bender> Also in quotes: 420, 481, 496, 498, 507, 509, 535
[22:36:01] <cmn32480> !quote 420
[22:36:02] <Bender> Quote 420 - <cmn32480> WHOSE TOUCHING MY BREASTS?!?!?!?!!
[22:36:07] <cmn32480> !quote 421
[22:36:07] <Bender> Quote 421 - <poutine> my ballsack could program a better website than SN
[22:36:16] <cmn32480> !quote 481
[22:36:16] <Bender> Quote 481 - <cmn32480> sorry crutchy... just had my first Summer Shandy of the season
[22:36:25] <cmn32480> !quote 496
[22:36:25] <Bender> Quote 496 - <cmn32480> I have done it to my kids
[22:36:32] <cmn32480> !quote 498
[22:36:32] <Bender> Quote 498 - <cmn32480> ow... if it had penetrated the fat, that might have hurt
[22:36:41] <cmn32480> !quote 507
[22:36:41] <Bender> Quote 507 - <cmn32480> maybe his wood is wet?
[22:36:49] <cmn32480> !quote 509
[22:36:49] <Bender> Quote 509 - <cmn32480> but he deserves all the negative karma
[22:37:00] <cmn32480> !quote bytram
[22:37:00] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'bytram'
[22:37:23] <cmn32480> really? he's never been quoted? wow.....
[22:37:39] <cmn32480> !quote crutchy
[22:37:39] <Bender> Quote 27 - <crutchy> buggered if i know
[22:37:43] <Bender> Also in quotes: 28, 33, 34, 37, 39, 40, 46, 47, 54, 58, 59, 60, 69, 70, 71, 77, 122, 123, 131, 133, 137, 140, 144, 157, 159, 162, 167, 174, 175, 177, 181, 187, 194, 198, 199, 200, 205, 218, 221, 225, 226, 227, 231, 234, 240, 241, 247, 251, 252, 263, 264, 265, 269, 270, 275, 276, 278, 281, 292, 306, 311, 322, 323, 328, 331, 332, 335, 339, 344, 345, 347, 355, 357, 358, 362, 374, - 1 more
[22:37:57] <cmn32480> !quote 28
[22:37:58] <Bender> Quote 28 - <crutchy> "reading" is what i get my 7 year old to do
[22:38:04] <cmn32480> !quote 33
[22:38:04] <Bender> Quote 33 - <prospectacle> crutchy. Guess we'd all be a bit less polite. Everyone set keyboards to troll
[22:40:44] <cmn32480> !quote spallshurgenson
[22:40:44] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'spallshurgenson'
[22:41:04] <cmn32480> !quote sirfinkus
[22:41:04] <Bender> No quotes found with the text 'sirfinkus'
[22:41:17] <cmn32480> !quote SirFinkus
[22:41:17] <Bender> Quote 161 - <SirFinkus> huh
[22:41:21] <Bender> Also in quotes: 162, 163, 164, 165, 253, 295, 306, 352, 399, 402, 407, 418, 453, 454, 489, 501, 502, 508, 521, 526, 527, 533, 534
[22:41:23] <SirFinkus> huh
[22:41:50] <cmn32480> interesting
[22:42:02] <cmn32480> seems that Bender is repeating himself
[22:42:38] <cmn32480> !quote Bytram
[22:42:38] <Bender> Quote 182 - <Bytram> whoops! Looks like I just leaped into the middle of something... what's happening?
[22:42:42] <Bender> Also in quotes: 185, 189, 195, 230, 363, 382, 405, 406, 408, 447, 500, 528
[22:42:58] <cmn32480> ahhh.... bender is case sensitive
[22:43:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Targets Retailers with Mirror and Transparent OLED Panels - http://sylnt.us - clearly-a-good-reflection-on-you
[22:43:38] <cmn32480> well i"ve learned enough for today. time to go get dinner
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[23:58:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Ugh, Networks class sucks ass.