#Soylent | Logs for 2015-05-25

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[23:54:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - KFC Germany Bakes Bluetooth Keyboard into Meal Trays - http://sylnt.us - freemium
[23:51:14] <takyon> hoorah
[23:50:29] <SpallsHurgenson> I hope everyone had an enjoyable celebration of the american military-industrial complex today :)
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[23:22:22] <SirFinkus> from the --funroll-loops department
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[22:31:10] <arti> not you k :D
[22:30:53] <arti> talk about a monstrosity
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[22:30:31] <Scruffy> ^ 03Wiki: Duff's device
[22:30:30] <arti> http://en.wikipedia.org's_device
[22:23:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hoverboard Finally Here! - http://sylnt.us - where-the-f-is-our-jetpacks
[21:39:02] <arti> over the sea of canada?
[21:38:39] <SirFinkus> of course boeing is threatening to "move jobs overseas" if they don't get their money
[21:37:34] <n1> business however, has not been affected.
[21:37:18] <n1> 'In the past four years alone, JPMorgan Chase has paid out $28,902,150,000 in fines and settlements for fraudulent and illegal practices'
[21:35:36] <paulej72> but we are too big to fail
[21:35:02] <n1> which would be normal procedure when admitting guilt for rigging markets
[21:34:49] <n1> as the banks needed assurances it wouldnt block them from the markets
[21:34:41] <n1> it also took a bit longer for the 'guilty pleas'
[21:34:25] <SirFinkus> pretty clear to see where his bread is buttered
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[21:34:08] <SirFinkus> the lend out 12 billion a year, and 8 billion of that goes to boeing
[21:33:45] <SirFinkus> I looked into it more based on how desperately he was shilling it
[21:33:31] <SirFinkus> my congressman is still shilling ex-im
[21:33:23] <paulej72> and it seems the guilty pleas were by the banks not thier employees. The problem employees were said to have been left go when the shit hit the fan.
[21:32:11] <SirFinkus> that was just snark on my part, we all know none of them will serve a second of time
[21:31:42] <paulej72> read the whole article and it was weak on details. They did not even say how they manipulated the markets or how that affected normal people.
[21:27:48] <SirFinkus> I didn't cunt
[21:27:42] <ciri> don't ask me!
[21:27:41] <SirFinkus> how many are going to jail?
[21:22:39] <arti> "the cartel" "the mafia"
[21:22:33] <Scruffy> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[21:22:32] <arti> http://www.nytimes.com
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[15:05:24] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 163
[15:05:24] <Bytram> paulej72++
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[15:05:22] <Bytram> janrinok++
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[14:17:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The CIA Is Shuttering a Secretive Climate Research Program - http://sylnt.us - changed-research-climate-changes-climate-research
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[13:50:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1391
[13:50:15] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:49:51] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 63°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 50% - Monday partly cloudy (57°F-79°F), Tuesday showers (62°F-81°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (65°F-83°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (55°F-75°F)
[13:49:50] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle, me
[13:49:47] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 70°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 46% - Monday cloudy (59°F-80°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (61°F-85°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (62°F-79°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (58°F-77°F)
[13:49:45] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[13:49:41] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 71°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 7 mph, humidity 51% - Monday cloudy (64°F-81°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (64°F-86°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (64°F-85°F), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (63°F-80°F)
[13:49:40] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:49:20] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5262, owned by chrysosphinx
[13:49:19] <Bytram> !uid
[13:49:14] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 162
[13:49:14] <Bytram> paulej72++ # rehash bug swatter extrodinaire
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[13:12:11] <janrinok> oops, I'm probably talking to a bot
[13:11:50] <janrinok> hi TheMightyBuzzard
[13:10:01] <exec> 03<TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:10:00] <exec>  http://chromas.0x.no
[13:09:59] <exec> 03Parameters: op [random,first,last,all,count] message regex to match channel limit scope to a channel since, until date/time range limit maximum records to return; default is 1 nick limit scope to a nick out [json, php, tab, irc] debug show the query and whatever else type [message,action]
[13:09:59] <exec> try ~last instead
[13:09:57] <Bytram> ~seen
[13:09:52] <Bytram> ~last
[13:09:33] <Bytram> ~last nick=TheMightyBuzzard
[13:09:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1390
[13:09:09] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:09:02] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5262, owned by chrysosphinx
[13:09:02] <Bytram> !uid
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[12:15:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tech Bubble? What Tech Bubble? - http://sylnt.us - double-double-toil-and-trouble-fire-burn-and-market-bubble
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[11:02:01] <Subsentient> crutchy:
[11:01:44] <Subsentient> On the bright side: $1.00 in 2015 == $0.98 in 2013
[11:00:23] <Bender> karma - toast: 1
[11:00:23] <paulej72> toast++
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[10:07:21] <crutchy> a whole 4 cents
[10:07:14] <crutchy> calculate $1 in 2015 and check out how much it would have been worth in 1913
[10:06:35] <Scruffy> ^ 03Inflation Calculator: Bureau of Labor Statistics
[10:06:35] <crutchy> wow. this is depressing; http://www.bls.gov
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[09:43:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers: Cyber-Hate Intervention after Terrorist Event - http://sylnt.us - molding-public-opinion-or-providing-balance?
[09:17:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1389
[09:17:25] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:17:24] <Scruffy> Karma - coffee: 275
[09:17:24] <crutchy> ++coffee
[09:17:22] <crutchy> ooh i just made me one of them
[09:17:08] * exec spontaneously tosses a bucket of coffee to SirFinkus
[09:17:06] <crutchy> ~g'night SirFinkus
[09:16:11] <janrinok> listening bug in SirFinkus' residence (bedroom) is now activated
[09:16:10] * SirFinkus goes out in a blaze of fire
[09:16:03] <SirFinkus> or not, the mrap is pulling up
[09:15:40] <janrinok> have a good sleep SirFinkus. catch up with you again later
[09:15:26] <SirFinkus> night
[09:15:20] <SirFinkus> naw, I'm off to bed
[09:14:53] <SirFinkus> ours aren't SAYING make encryption illegal, they're just IMPLYING it
[09:14:43] <janrinok> anyway, I suspect that GCHQ/NSA and friends will be getting bored with us soon, perhaps we ought to switch to another topic :)
[09:14:24] <SirFinkus> but at least we have the pretense...
[09:14:15] <SirFinkus> probably doesn't matter too much, since they don't care about rule of law anyway
[09:13:08] * janrinok blames his brain/finger interface
[09:12:57] <janrinok> and then*
[09:12:51] <janrinok> having a bill, and they following it are 2 different things
[09:12:23] <SirFinkus> not really though because that pesky bill of rights
[09:12:05] <SirFinkus> we at least have the pretense of it being illegal, then the politicians can act outraged but still pass laws enabling it
[09:12:00] <janrinok> oh true*
[09:11:54] <janrinok> or true, but that is the same in many places - it is just perhaps not quite as blatent
[09:11:51] <crutchy> our holy grail is the multitude of great big holes dotting the country full of massive dump trucks taking away dirt that can apparently be turned into buildings and electronics n stuff
[09:11:24] <SirFinkus> point is, your rat bastard politicians seem to just be passing laws enabling it
[09:11:20] <janrinok> it simply said that all hacking was illegal, and of course there is no exceptions to a blanket ruling such as that. Now they are saying that govt sanctioned hacking is not illegal.
[09:10:23] <janrinok> well not quite, the press are twisting it a little bit. There is nothing new in the recent law except that it is no longer an offence for them to be doing their job, which is was before due to some legal oversight
[09:09:35] <crutchy> we're still a (albeit slightly well off) penal colony
[09:09:17] <crutchy> no real bill of rights either
[09:09:08] <SirFinkus> no real outcry
[09:09:04] <SirFinkus> in public
[09:08:57] <SirFinkus> our nsa shit is at least technically illegal, yours is just the law now
[09:08:41] <janrinok> you think any other country is different?
[09:08:38] <crutchy> come to australia, where the government is open about snooping on everything :D
[09:08:37] <SirFinkus> we in the US are just almost fucked
[09:08:24] <SirFinkus> UK is already fucked
[09:08:08] <janrinok> the UK press is now talking about how the 'terrorist' are using 'apps' that the govt cannot see. As n1 said yesterday, this is the precursor to the govt proposing new surviellance laws in the UK, which the public will 'know' are absolutely essential.
[09:08:00] <crutchy> yeah i was just thinking we're prolly all about to be swatted
[09:07:54] <SirFinkus> now they need to determine if I'm serious
[09:07:45] <SirFinkus> but really, I've just tripped some regex somewhere
[09:06:54] <SirFinkus> but if I was going to do it, I wouldn't be talking about it in irc
[09:06:42] <SirFinkus> well, now it might
[09:06:39] <SirFinkus> nsa shit doesn't stop me from buying a pressure cooker and putting it in a mall
[09:06:02] <janrinok> the govt cannot win - which is what OBL threatened. That our way of life would be changed forever by a handful of people
[09:05:17] <crutchy> that would fuck some people's daily routines up
[09:05:06] <crutchy> or the nj turnpike
[09:05:04] <janrinok> the IRA attack shopping malls in Manchester. The hit on trade was enormous - easily in the millions and it kept the public away from shopping malls for quite a long time
[09:04:00] <janrinok> at the moment they are targetting high visibility public events e.g. the marathon in Boston. Its when they start targetting your shopping malls and your transport hubs. Lots of potential casualties and there is no way they can function without masses of people moving in and out. If you try to search them all, you have a financial hit and a public outcry. If you don't do something, the bombers win. As the IRA said about their targets
[09:03:00] <SirFinkus> only need a few of them to be bombs before people are scared shitless of them
[09:02:08] <SirFinkus> no need for bombs
[09:02:05] <SirFinkus> seems to me like an effective way to fuck with the police would be to just buy 100 pressure cookers and put them around the city
[08:56:47] <crutchy> buying one is easy. setting it up at target location and avoiding suspicion prior to and after detonation is a bit risky
[08:55:25] <janrinok> anyone can buy a pressure cooker - at the moment
[08:55:09] <janrinok> why would they when there are still relatively no-risk methods to choose from?
[08:54:32] <crutchy> :p
[08:54:29] <crutchy> don't mind me mr listening nsa man
[08:54:09] <crutchy> i guess bombs are more of a statement
[08:53:47] * crutchy is kinda surprised that fresh water or electrical infrastructure hasn't been more of a target
[08:53:04] <janrinok> that way, we tie ourselves in knots just as we have with airport security
[08:52:27] <janrinok> of course, but they'll wait until there is a ban on selling pressure cookers, or you have to produce 2 kinds of ID and proof of residence before you can buy one, and then they will use something else
[08:52:11] <crutchy> though it might be ingenious... like using 12345 as a password. so obvious nobody would suspect
[08:51:21] <crutchy> given the apparent high level of pressure cooker paranoia i imagine there are probably plenty more subtle ways to hide a bomb
[08:49:52] <janrinok> just wait until the bombers start hiding their pressure cooker bombs in shops selling pressure cookers
[08:49:11] <janrinok> we had the same problem when the IRA were active. A handful of attacks creates a mountain of false alarms and 'just-to-be-safe' callouts
[08:47:38] <crutchy> though admittedly parking your car on paranoia street was pretty dumb
[08:46:57] * crutchy guesses the driver needs a new pressure cooker
[08:46:04] <Scruffy> ^ 03Washington police detonate pressure cooker - CNN.com
[08:46:03] <crutchy> http://edition.cnn.com
[08:44:53] <crutchy> heh
[08:44:48] <janrinok> you're not selling your php very hard, are you?
[08:44:32] <ciri> hahaha
[08:44:31] <janrinok> lol
[08:44:13] <crutchy> hmm. nah not borg. it doesn't take the best bits. it just takes random shit
[08:43:38] <crutchy> or borg
[08:43:23] <crutchy> its like an evolving zerg bot
[08:43:02] <crutchy> not much to do with my bot is very intuitive :D
[08:42:35] <janrinok> it does its job - it is just not intuitive hence my original question
[08:42:20] <crutchy> i borrowed the idea from the #comments feed
[08:42:10] <crutchy> it would. i could do that in a different color too. the **** kinda shows up a bit clearer in the channel
[08:41:37] <janrinok> 'script terminated' would give it all away
[08:41:14] <janrinok> I like meaningful output..... :)
[08:40:34] <crutchy> just so i can tell when the script finishes :p
[08:40:18] <janrinok> well it does that OK
[08:40:10] <crutchy> its just to break up the feed
[08:39:55] <janrinok> what is the 8****** line that appears every so often?
[08:39:39] <crutchy> ah yeah. i heard that twisted is pretty cool
[08:39:23] <crutchy> prolly not the best newsworthy feeds, but prolly ok for bashing a script with
[08:39:02] <janrinok> in Python, twisted does most of the hard work along with libxml
[08:38:46] <Scruffy> ^ 03#feeds | Logs for 2015-05-25
[08:38:45] <crutchy> http://logs.sylnt.us
[08:38:14] <janrinok> thanks, I will look there
[08:38:01] <crutchy> if you want some more rss feeds, or you want a channel you can spam away in, check out #feeds
[08:37:55] <janrinok> well, my driver is simply the arguments going on currently regarding submissions and editing. If I can automate the subs we can kill 2 birds with one stone
[08:37:07] <crutchy> my bot programming motivation has hit a wall lately cos work is taking it out of me
[08:36:52] <janrinok> the advantage of the latter is that anyone can update it - the template is a bit more complicated. Or at least the way I have implemented it
[08:36:19] <crutchy> nice
[08:36:15] <janrinok> takes its*
[08:35:57] <janrinok> I have 2 approaches, one is a form of template for each site, the other is a do-it-myself scripting language which takes it parsing rules from a simple text file
[08:35:19] <crutchy> ahah!
[08:35:10] <janrinok> ... and that is what I am working on at present!
[08:34:30] <crutchy> i think really what it would need though is different rules for different sites
[08:34:23] <janrinok> thanks for the link - but I don't use php but python. However, there may be plenty of good ideas in there
[08:34:12] <crutchy> i was trying to extract the first proper paragraph
[08:33:40] <crutchy> yup
[08:33:33] <janrinok> I can extract the title and most of the story, but there is still a lot of superfluous crap with it
[08:33:29] <Scruffy> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/submit.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[08:33:28] <crutchy> dunno whether it would be very useful, but my ~submit script is here: https://github.com
[08:32:54] <crutchy> hehe
[08:32:43] <janrinok> so if you see lots of crap on the rss-bot chan then it is probably my bot joining and dying
[08:32:29] <crutchy> :p
[08:32:26] <crutchy> it sucked
[08:32:23] <crutchy> i tried that
[08:32:19] <crutchy> oh cool
[08:32:00] <janrinok> I'm currently working on a story bot :). It takes the rss feed and I'm trying to create basic stories ready for editing to alleviate our lack of subs
[08:31:58] <SirFinkus> anybody know?
[08:31:48] <SirFinkus> oh, what's the best irc client for IOS?
[08:31:44] * crutchy imagines a text-to-talk 'welcome to irc janrinok.... nappies are pretty shit'
[08:31:13] <janrinok> quote 'nappies are pretty shit'
[08:31:10] <SirFinkus> you got a bot I bet
[08:30:59] <janrinok> it was the first sentence when I logged on!
[08:30:50] <SirFinkus> in my case, probably a poor decision not to coat hanger it
[08:30:46] <crutchy> damn irc
[08:30:44] <crutchy> oh not that i mean
[08:30:37] <SirFinkus> it's his fetish
[08:30:33] <crutchy> i was just thinking the same
[08:30:32] <SirFinkus> janrinok has an alarm that goes off anytime "nappies" is mentioned
[08:30:25] * janrinok is not sure if that is good or bad
[08:30:10] <janrinok> SirFinkus: and then they grow into something like us
[08:29:54] <janrinok> but you used the word nappies rather than diapers - it just caught my eye, so to speak
[08:29:53] <SirFinkus> don't get the appeal
[08:29:45] <SirFinkus> I don't get babies, they just seem like a noise machine that goes off randomly and shits itself
[08:29:32] <crutchy> how the hell does that sort of stuff come up at dinner time?
[08:29:13] <janrinok> so I gathered
[08:28:53] <crutchy> ...dirty nappies
[08:28:45] <crutchy> we're talking dirty ;P
[08:28:41] <SirFinkus> ciri
[08:28:39] <SirFinkus> fucking ciry
[08:28:36] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[08:28:35] <crutchy> lol g'day janrinok :D
[08:28:33] <ciri> o/ SirFinkus
[08:28:33] <SirFinkus> hi janrinok
[08:28:29] <SirFinkus> idk though, just my impressions
[08:28:26] <ciri> hello, whats up janrinok
[08:28:24] <janrinok> hi SirFinkus
[08:28:16] <SirFinkus> then like 12-18 sounds terrible, then later is pretty good
[08:28:04] <janrinok> ...and a good morning to you, too, crutchy
[08:27:51] <crutchy> well, not really 'pretty'
[08:27:40] <crutchy> in more ways than one
[08:27:35] <crutchy> nappies are pretty shit
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[08:27:31] <SirFinkus> the sweet spot
[08:27:30] <crutchy> heh. true
[08:27:19] <SirFinkus> they still think you're amazing, but aren't shitting themselves
[08:27:07] <SirFinkus> I don't have kids, or what them, but that seems like about the best age for them
[08:10:58] <crutchy> and also teaching your 8yo son that covering your face with your hands but leaving a gap so you can see through your fingers while counting is called cheating
[08:08:51] <crutchy> apparently one of the requirements of being a dad is teaching your 6yo daughter that hiding and then telling the person counting that she's ready is not the best strategy for hide and seek
[07:42:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's WISE Spacecraft Discovers Most Luminous Galaxy in Universe - http://sylnt.us - so-far
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[05:14:37] * SirFinkus wonders if the human centipede 2 and 3 are worth downloading in 1080p, or indeed, at all
[05:10:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The U.S. Is About to Change the Way It Calculates GDP - http://sylnt.us - draw-graph-and-then-plot-points
[05:06:53] <SirFinkus> discussion is always meaningful imo
[05:05:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah. Pissing a bunch of people is counterproductive if it doesn't accomplish anything meaningful.
[05:03:23] <SirFinkus> not that it was particularly outrageous, but nobody wants to be seen as "insensitive" these days
[05:02:46] <SirFinkus> meh, I suspect that anyone would have gotten flak for submitting that story
[05:02:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I am wondering if I should leave...FOR GOOD.
[04:59:26] * SirFinkus checks the story
[04:58:13] <Ethanol-fueled> It's getting personal.
[04:57:31] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha, I've drawn the ire of too many folks now.
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[04:45:26] <chromas> Although Veromix seems to be the only pulse mixer that just lets me insert a filter. Otherwise gotta do some commandline bullshit
[04:44:49] <chromas> Occasionally I have to turn the volume up to 150%
[04:44:20] * SirFinkus has very rarely noticed a problem
[04:43:26] <chromas> Ooh, I like how pulseaudio lets me insert a dynamics compressor onto flash player because YouTube people can't mix audio consistently
[04:40:37] <chromas> ew
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[04:39:00] <SpallsHurgenson> okay, file maintenance done. time for the weekly shutdown of all things computery :)
[04:22:51] <SpallsHurgenson> (oh you stupid backup program... don't back up all those files; they haven't changed except for the filename!)
[04:20:01] <SpallsHurgenson> (kitty is very subtly hinting she wants a snack by throwing her bag of treats onto the floor :)
[04:19:50] <SirFinkus> If you pm me an email I could send you a steam gift (portal) maybe that would be easier for you juggs
[04:18:54] <SpallsHurgenson> all part of his plan to dominate every corner of the internet, wasn't it?
[04:18:31] <SirFinkus> why do you want a steam account anyway juggs?
[04:18:14] <juggs> Anyway... yah, I'll sort it, my bad for being a tool. Nothing new. Now I need to go horizontal.
[04:18:12] <SirFinkus> best reason to defrag
[04:18:02] * SpallsHurgenson decides to defrag a few files, just for the heck of it (I like watching the blocks blink on and off :)
[04:17:11] <SirFinkus> usually a decent policy
[04:16:57] <SpallsHurgenson> I think I'll just blame Microsoft.
[04:16:16] <SirFinkus> so idk what it's like now
[04:16:05] <juggs> Wouldn't be an unusual position SpallsHurgenson
[04:16:03] <SirFinkus> although I signed up almost a decade ago
[04:15:54] * SirFinkus suggests pebcak
[04:15:43] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe they just don't like you :)
[04:15:29] <juggs> you'd think
[04:15:27] <SpallsHurgenson> gmail does work
[04:15:20] <SirFinkus> gmail should work...
[04:15:03] <juggs> I'll sort it out tomorrow. I may have to cast aside my original steam sign up as apparently gmail, gmx and yandex are all persona non grata. ~shrug~
[04:14:03] * SpallsHurgenson triggers the nightly backup a few hours early
[04:11:10] <SirFinkus> I don't mind that one
[04:10:54] <SpallsHurgenson> just don't put anything on the wishlist :)
[04:08:54] * SirFinkus may have opted in to that one
[04:08:31] <SirFinkus> or if a game on your wishlist is on sale
[04:08:10] <SirFinkus> they only time the email you is for password shit
[04:07:56] <SirFinkus> they don't spam you, I promise
[04:07:39] <SirFinkus> don't use temp mails for steam
[04:07:37] <juggs> Keep up the fight. We'll be there.
[04:06:37] <SpallsHurgenson> but I guess I will have to endure.
[04:05:47] <SpallsHurgenson> no, I am purist, pantless evil!
[04:05:19] <juggs> My tragic temp mails seem to not have worked, so... ya.... we can trust you with that group for now right? Not like we can do anything about it if not. You friendly bro? :D
[04:02:26] <SpallsHurgenson> it's just too much power in the hands of a mere mortal like myself :)
[04:01:55] <juggs> You feeling the burden of responsibility?
[04:01:12] <juggs> sup SpallsHurgenson ?
[04:01:11] <SpallsHurgenson> did you steam yourself yet? can I relinquish this awful burden to you finally?
[04:00:56] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, juggs!
[04:00:23] <juggs> seen better
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[03:57:09] <SirFinkus> nice contribution
[03:55:43] * SpallsHurgenson updates his search indices
[03:53:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Fart!
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[03:52:45] <ciri> don't ask me!
[03:52:44] <SpallsHurgenson> how can you survive?
[03:47:57] <SirFinkus> coincidentally, I have 7GB left
[03:46:37] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, 7gigs in the trash... I love it when I have a lot of stuff to delete :)
[03:41:02] <Bytram> gnight.
[03:40:59] <Bytram> =)
[03:40:52] * Bytram offers a duster and a can of air
[03:38:54] * SpallsHurgenson starts his weekly hard-drive tidying
[03:35:32] <paulej72> sure later
[03:35:29] <Bytram> that makes sense.
[03:35:19] <Bytram> paulej72: a good night to you, sir!
[03:35:18] <paulej72> 4027 was the number it was stuck on when i changed the algo. it may be a hardcoded starting point
[03:35:12] <Bytram> anywho, pillow is calling my name... time for me to cut some zzzzzzzzzzzz's
[03:34:34] * Bytram has a script that gets the last-found UID, and keeps issuing a zoo request until it comes back with a msg to the effect that there is no such user.
[03:33:41] <Bytram> oh, I get it, stale data? Had to run !uid a couple times so it got fresh data?
[03:33:14] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5261, owned by KGIII
[03:33:14] <paulej72> !uid
[03:33:05] <paulej72> might need to run uid twice to load it fully
[03:32:35] <Bytram> so what did you have to do after the reboot?
[03:32:11] <paulej72> i,rebooted bender recently so that may have been an issue
[03:31:41] <Bytram> that matches what I just found.
[03:31:31] <Bytram> ahh, MUCH better!
[03:31:15] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5261, owned by KGIII
[03:31:14] <paulej72> !uid
[03:31:02] * Bytram runs 'zoo_refresh' on his home box
[03:30:30] <Bytram> <title>Your Relationship with mTor (00005259) </title>
[03:30:11] <paulej72> wtf
[03:30:06] <Bytram> huh? I thought we were up in the 5000's ???
[03:29:50] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4027, owned by htmbv
[03:29:49] <Bytram> !uid
[03:29:46] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[03:29:46] <Bytram> !woop
[03:29:44] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 161
[03:29:44] <Bytram> paulej72++
[03:29:00] * paulej72 read more bug is now fully fixed on dev
[03:26:22] <Scruffy> ^ 03Amazon.com: Rascal 10 Four Wheel Mobility Scooter - Blue: Health Personal Care
[03:26:19] <SpallsHurgenson> I assumed he meant this rascal: http://www.amazon.com :)
[03:26:07] <Bytram> and maybe a some duct tape and a few yards of bubble wrap!
[03:25:45] * Bytram better get a helmet, too!
[03:25:31] <Bytram> 35.. years old? or miles per hour?
[03:24:11] <SirFinkus> once you hit like, 35, you should really go for the rascal
[03:23:46] <Bytram> and will prolly get hit by a drunk driver who plows onto the sidewalk!
[03:23:45] <SpallsHurgenson> that's unamerican
[03:23:44] <SirFinkus> cycling is more fun
[03:23:21] * Bytram plans to do a lot more walking from now on
[03:22:50] <SirFinkus> yep
[03:22:42] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: LOL!
[03:22:34] <Bytram> SirFinkus: oh. you must have continued whilst I was typing... that's right, they died in a car accident in NJ, right?
[03:22:31] <SpallsHurgenson> "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like grampa, and not clawing at the dashboard like his passengers" :)
[03:21:15] <Bytram> working on this site has been a real inspiration for me -- I've met some *amazing* people here and am much the better for the experience!
[03:20:32] <Bytram> I've had a good run, myself, and I figure any time I have now is a bonus.
[03:20:02] <Bytram> well, that's a relief. I don't mind dying when my time comes, but I'd rather it be quick than a month in the hospital tied to life support and semi-conscious.
[03:19:28] <SirFinkus> and went with his wife, which is kind of romantic in a fucked up way
[03:18:57] <SirFinkus> sounded like it was pretty quick too
[03:18:38] <SirFinkus> and was recognized for his brilliance, and more people will hear about him now
[03:18:07] <SirFinkus> not super sad though, he had a good run
[03:16:58] <Bytram> dark humor, I guess. It's sad that someone so brilliant has passed.
[03:16:40] <Bytram> I actually had no idea, and my mind wandered into word play... I apologize.
[03:16:30] * SpallsHurgenson denies he knows anything
[03:16:10] <SirFinkus> asshole
[03:16:03] <SirFinkus> but you knew that
[03:15:59] <SirFinkus> his mental state improved I mean
[03:15:39] <Bytram> if you plan to fail and actually DO fail, did you fail or succeed?
[03:15:17] <Bytram> better delusions actually sounds worse
[03:14:17] <SpallsHurgenson> all part of their cunning plan!
[03:14:12] <SirFinkus> his delusions got better
[03:14:03] <SirFinkus> actually sounds like he had reverse senility as he got older
[03:13:26] * Bytram looks around nervously
[03:13:02] <SpallsHurgenson> see, they just lay low for twenty or thirty years until they lull you into a sense of complacency (and senility) and then, bam! they getcha!
[03:11:28] <SpallsHurgenson> that's just what they want you to think!
[03:10:56] <SirFinkus> but given their age, it's less suspicious
[03:10:45] <SirFinkus> normally I'd think it was a black bag job by the spooks
[03:09:40] * SpallsHurgenson denies any involvement
[03:08:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - John Nash, Mathematician, is Dead - http://sylnt.us - game-over
[03:06:28] <Bytram> afk biab
[03:06:17] <Bytram> during Memorial Day Weekend? Why, that would be unpatriotic! </sarc>
[03:06:16] <SirFinkus> since they can get everything there
[03:05:56] <SirFinkus> I'm more worried about the business records and the internet monitoring anyway
[03:04:53] <SirFinkus> but get all your terrorism and stuff done right now
[03:04:44] <SpallsHurgenson> or they'll just get the Brits or Aussies to do it for them
[03:04:15] <SirFinkus> lol yeah
[03:04:08] <SirFinkus> they're shutting down that phone program because they're spinning up a worse one
[03:04:03] <SpallsHurgenson> no, they'll close down that program and just start another one :)
[03:04:02] <chromas> from the wink-wink-nudge-nudge dept
[03:03:41] * SirFinkus bets they're lying
[03:03:35] <SirFinkus> I like this
[03:03:34] <Scruffy> ^ 03After Senate vote, NSA prepares to shut down phone tracking program - LA Times
[03:03:33] <SirFinkus> http://www.latimes.com
[03:03:32] <SirFinkus> neat
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[03:00:48] <Bytram> had a really nice chat -- very down-to-earth kind of guy
[03:00:37] <Bytram> I was almost speechless!
[03:00:21] <Bytram> then he explained he was the spec eff director for the Hobbit.
[03:00:07] <Bytram> I complemented him on the hoodie and asked him where he got it
[02:59:58] <Bytram> (he was a customer of mine at work)
[02:59:43] <Bytram> he was wearing a hoodie with silouettes of all the Hobbit cast
[02:59:23] <Bytram> and for Avatar and a buncha other films
[02:59:01] * Bytram met the exec prod in charge of special effects for TLoR and of the Hobbit Trilogy
[02:59:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I disagree, you come out cold and wet :)
[02:58:31] <Bytram> after shovelling, you come out warm and worn out
[02:58:07] <SpallsHurgenson> well, there was that trip to new zealand...
[02:57:23] * Bytram thinks if SpallsHurgenson can make tunnels in 30" of snow, then he must be related to the hobbits!
[02:54:16] <SpallsHurgenson> shoveling snow gets you sweaty, not warm :)
[02:54:00] <chromas> Shoveling snow gets you nice and warm
[02:53:58] <SpallsHurgenson> I could make tunnels!
[02:53:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm pretty sure it wouldn't :)
[02:53:31] * Bytram thinks that would cure ya!
[02:53:20] <Bytram> you would have loved it here last winter! And the winter before that, we had a *single* *storm* that droped 30 inches on us.
[02:50:53] <SpallsHurgenson> I sort of like shoveling snow
[02:49:33] * Bytram notes one generally does not need to shovel after a t-storm
[02:47:49] <SpallsHurgenson> personally, I prefer snow :)
[02:45:48] <Bytram> seems like you have a thing for thunderstorms
[02:45:27] <Bytram> yowza! now THAT is HOT!
[02:45:03] <exec> 03Bangkok, Thailand - currently 91°F / 33°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 52% - Monday thunderstorm (81°F-94°F / 27°C-34°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (81°F-93°F / 27°C-34°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (81°F-95°F / 27°C-35°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (80°F-95°F / 27°C-35°C)
[02:45:01] <SpallsHurgenson> ~weather
[02:44:58] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 57°F, clear, wind S at 1 mph, humidity 57% - Sunday partly cloudy (51°F-71°F), Monday partly cloudy (57°F-78°F), Tuesday scattered showers (62°F-82°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (65°F-83°F)
[02:44:57] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle, me
[02:44:53] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 69°F, clear, wind SW at 8 mph, humidity 37% - Sunday partly cloudy (56°F-80°F), Monday mostly cloudy (58°F-79°F), Tuesday scattered showers (60°F-82°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (61°F-76°F)
[02:44:52] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[02:44:48] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 68°F, cloudy, wind SW at 19 mph, humidity 48% - Sunday partly cloudy (59°F-81°F), Monday cloudy (64°F-81°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (64°F-85°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (66°F-84°F)
[02:44:46] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[02:44:41] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: where you at?
[02:44:35] <SpallsHurgenson> warm enough for me to wear short no-pants
[02:41:42] <SpallsHurgenson> gonna be warm tomorrow.
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[01:27:44] <Ethanol-fueled> who has fought in boxing matches.
[01:27:22] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, it's not. He's just another drug-addled AMerican.
[01:27:06] <chromas> His face looks like a mask
[01:26:02] <Scruffy> ^ 03Mickey Rourke's 'Pussy talk' from the Spun movie - YouTube
[01:26:00] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:25:22] <chromas> The bible says you should have multiple wives and concubines and slaves
[01:25:08] <chromas> You could become religious
[01:23:53] <Ethanol-fueled> But what I can speak for is pussy, and diet does indeed effect it.
[01:23:36] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, I can't speak for dick, unless I'm peeing the morning after I ate asparagus.
[01:23:11] <chromas> Everything on the internet is true
[01:23:01] <chromas> I heard semen's tastier when you cut back on the garlic and stuf
[01:22:33] <Ethanol-fueled> If I didn't consider dicks and semen disgusting then I too would be gay.
[01:22:07] <Ethanol-fueled> gays are breaking the boundaries of what traditional society considers disgusting but what deep down considers tantalizing.
[01:20:47] <chromas> well that's quite topical
[01:20:37] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03dridge: a gay bar competition where men attempt to see who can fit the most fingers in ones asshole.
[01:20:35] <chromas> ~define dridge
[01:20:23] <chromas> skip the dinners and rings and stuff
[01:20:14] <chromas> Get some bangin' out and get back to writing code or building dridges or wahtever
[01:20:02] <chromas> or that sex robots article the other day
[01:19:53] <Ethanol-fueled> gays get laid an order of magnitude more easily than straights.
[01:19:16] <Ethanol-fueled> I always envied the gays for how easily it is for them to have sex with random strangers.
[01:18:34] <chromas> Power Bottom Boys
[01:18:17] <Scruffy> ^ 03Wiki: Fat Bottomed Girls
[01:18:16] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[01:17:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Ultra-hetero rock band Queen even wrote a song about it.
[01:17:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Get yourself a good fat girl and you're set for life.
[01:17:26] <chromas> because they like to eat
[01:17:23] <chromas> I heard they're good at giving head
[01:17:13] <Ethanol-fueled> like rough physical play
[01:16:59] <Ethanol-fueled> cook good food
[01:16:55] <Ethanol-fueled> eager to please
[01:16:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Fat girls are:
[01:16:33] <chromas> To get past the rolls?
[01:16:20] <Ethanol-fueled> It's why I use extenders.
[01:16:08] <Ethanol-fueled> fat girls with long hair.
[01:15:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck no, I like fat girls.
[01:14:47] <chromas> You like the flat-chested, un-shapely bald girls who look like boys
[01:14:27] <chromas> Gonna shave my head
[01:14:21] <chromas> Nope
[01:14:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Wearing a wig would probably help.
[01:13:34] <Ethanol-fueled> if you can talk in a high-pitched voice, I can close my eyes for 3 minutes.
[01:13:29] * chromas wrythes in the hurlage
[01:13:17] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, can I get a blowjob for my efforts?
[01:11:54] * Ethanol-fueled hurls all over chromas
[01:11:50] <chromas> Many comments, good sir
[01:11:41] * chromas pats Ethanol-fueled on the back
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[00:43:23] <paulej72> nobody here
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