#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-22

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[00:00:10] <SirFinkus> only use crickets
[00:00:19] <SirFinkus> *us
[00:00:48] <takyon> full lurk mode
[00:05:25] <SirFinkus> I'm in half-assed lurk mode
[00:05:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Crawford-Johnson Solution to Procrastination - http://sylnt.us - start-today
[00:05:32] <SirFinkus> I maybe lured out of my hole
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[00:13:25] <cmn32480> There goes the neighborhood... Badcoderfinger has arrived
[00:13:40] <BadCoderFinger> Heh! Trouble all around!
[00:14:12] <BadCoderFinger> How are you?
[00:14:27] <cmn32480> Tired
[00:14:34] <cmn32480> And I don't know what time zone my stomach is in
[00:14:53] <BadCoderFinger> Travelling again?
[00:15:05] <cmn32480> sadly
[00:15:16] <cmn32480> At least the scenery in Durango, CO is nice
[00:15:18] * juggs sneaks in and passes beers around
[00:15:25] <cmn32480> juggs++
[00:15:25] <Bender> karma - juggs: 73
[00:15:31] <cmn32480> bless you, my son
[00:15:32] <BadCoderFinger> Woohoo! Beer!
[00:15:50] <BadCoderFinger> Hey juggs!
[00:15:51] <cmn32480> all of your sins are forgiven
[00:16:00] <juggs> hi BadCoderFinger
[00:16:01] <ciri> what offerings do you bring? juggs
[00:16:19] <juggs> beers you inveterate dimwit ciri!
[00:16:49] <BadCoderFinger> She missed the beers. Let that be a lesson: ciri ignores beer.
[00:17:26] <juggs> Always makes me smile when people attribute a bot a gender :D
[00:17:51] <takyon> writing about twitter is giving me brain cancer
[00:17:54] <cmn32480> If a bot was named Jimbo, I assume it would be male. Don't you?
[00:17:59] <takyon> luckily I'll be able to share it with you lot
[00:18:11] <BadCoderFinger> Sounds like Siri in my head, and Siri has a female voice.
[00:18:22] <cmn32480> the root of twitter is not tweet.
[00:18:25] <cmn32480> it is twit
[00:18:30] <cmn32480> and those are the people who use it
[00:18:48] <BadCoderFinger> I'll drink to that.
[00:19:02] <cmn32480> sound logic, no?
[00:19:19] * cmn32480 hands out beers all around
[00:19:34] <cmn32480> please put that on Juggs tab
[00:19:57] <juggs> put it on expenses
[00:20:32] <cmn32480> I already did that this week. ANd expect to do it again when we leave for dinner in a few minutes
[00:21:02] <juggs> Only fair if you are required to travel for work
[00:21:13] <cmn32480> I agree
[00:21:17] <cmn32480> customers, not so much
[00:21:32] <cmn32480> and that, in a nutshell is why I NEVER submit itemized receipts
[00:21:50] <BadCoderFinger> Heh! That's a fantastic plan.
[00:22:08] <cmn32480> at least we think we can finish early and travel home Friday instead of Saturday.
[00:22:49] <cmn32480> I like Colorado and all... but I miss the kids.
[00:22:53] <cmn32480> and the wife
[00:23:04] <cmn32480> whew... almost missed that one
[00:23:20] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[00:23:38] <cmn32480> as juggs pointed out last night, she could be lurking here
[00:24:00] <cmn32480> i find that highly unlikely, but one must take the proper precautions
[00:24:17] <BadCoderFinger> Never hurts to be cautious.
[00:24:35] <cmn32480> exactly
[00:24:45] <juggs> she's not called "Imogen" is she?
[00:24:58] <cmn32480> no. my wife never gives voice to anyone
[00:25:37] <cmn32480> and especially not me
[00:26:03] <juggs> more likely thiss...
[00:26:08] <juggs> .quiet cmn32480
[00:26:08] -!- mode/#Soylent [+q *!*@Soylent/Staff/Editor/cmn32480] by Imogen
[00:26:18] <juggs> .unquiet cmn32480
[00:26:18] -!- mode/#Soylent [-q *!*@Soylent/Staff/Editor/cmn32480] by Imogen
[00:26:20] <cmn32480> NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[00:26:24] <juggs> :D
[00:26:38] <cmn32480> makes me feel just like I'm at home.
[00:26:48] <BadCoderFinger> HA!
[00:27:30] <cmn32480> so anybody got anything good going on?
[00:27:43] <juggs> pfft, not I
[00:27:44] <cmn32480> I'm stuck away from home, and a happy story woudl be nice
[00:28:11] <cmn32480> even somethign as simple as "we fixed a bug"
[00:28:28] <juggs> Read some Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bear Reviews on Amazon - their always worth a chuckle
[00:28:39] <cmn32480> hehe
[00:28:58] <juggs> <paulej72> killed some more bugs today
[00:29:10] <cmn32480> yay!
[00:29:13] <juggs> There ya go... that was a little while back :)
[00:29:15] <cmn32480> see good news
[00:29:24] <cmn32480> I haven't been on since last night
[00:29:34] <cmn32480> today we pulled cbale and made sure shit turned on
[00:30:04] <cmn32480> confirmed it all worked adn ran for the beer
[00:30:07] <paulej72> killing rehash bugs.
[00:30:14] <cmn32480> not beer hills... ran for the hills
[00:30:37] <paulej72> I have saved the hard ones for TheMightyBuzzard and NCommander
[00:30:51] <cmn32480> keep fighting the good fight paulej72
[00:31:01] <paulej72> sure sure
[00:31:18] <BadCoderFinger> Also, beer helps.
[00:32:20] <cmn32480> dinner time. see y'all in a bit
[00:32:25] <SirFinkus> that reminds me
[00:32:27] <SirFinkus> beer time
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[00:33:58] <juggs> breakfast SirFinkus ?
[00:34:02] <SirFinkus> haha
[00:34:20] <SirFinkus> it's 17:30 here, so no
[00:34:46] <SirFinkus> I was out running errands all day, so I deserve it
[00:36:01] <juggs> Are the puritanical goodness - one must earn the right to indulge :D
[00:36:38] <BadCoderFinger> Sad. Beer is just a nice cap on a good day.
[00:39:20] <juggs> A veritable waistline expanding feast of bread in a bottle - what could be bad about that?
[00:39:52] <SirFinkus> I rode 40 miles today, I think I'm good
[00:40:16] <SirFinkus> and I only weigh 125 pounds
[00:41:42] <juggs> good grief... are you ill?
[00:42:46] <SirFinkus> naw, always been that way
[00:43:17] <SirFinkus> I'll probably balloon up when I get older since I eat like shit
[00:44:45] <juggs> Yeh, late 30s / early 40s - keeping the pounds at bay starts to take some concerted effort
[00:44:58] <BadCoderFinger> Eh, when you get older you don't need all the carbs from beer. Switch to hard liquor.
[00:45:08] <SirFinkus> sounds like a plan
[00:45:18] <SirFinkus> but beer is pretty good
[00:45:21] <juggs> as long as you also don;t need your liver :D
[00:45:43] <BadCoderFinger> My liver is Irish, it was born doomed.
[00:45:49] <SirFinkus> I'll just get a new one
[00:46:19] <SirFinkus> I'm Irish with a little Native American, I'm doubly screwed
[00:46:34] <BadCoderFinger> Pretty soon we'll have vat grown organs at the ready.
[00:46:49] <arti> a popular brand is Chinese Prison
[00:46:57] <BadCoderFinger> Of course, we won't be able to afford them. But hey, if you win the lottery, you're golden.
[00:47:27] <SirFinkus> we're all gonna die anyway, may as well go out drunk
[00:48:05] <BadCoderFinger> I'll drink to that!
[00:49:37] <arti> fiddlestix can't find the clip of that on youtube from revenge of the nerds, found https://www.youtube.com
[00:49:38] <NetCraft> ^ 03REVENGE OF THE NERDS - HAIR PIE - YouTube
[00:50:04] <juggs> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:50:06] <NetCraft> ^ 03ID yourself or get NOTHING (except Framework), snarls Metasploit • The Register
[00:50:31] <juggs> It'll be Clipper chips next (again)
[00:52:31] <BadCoderFinger> No kidding.
[00:53:22] <juggs> Or did that already happen with TPM? Gah!
[01:00:22] * mrcoolbp arrives in a kurfuffle
[01:00:34] <juggs> sup mrcoolbp ?
[01:00:57] * juggs hands mrcoolbp an icy cold beer
[01:01:10] <mrcoolbp> juggs, well needed, merci
[01:01:20] <mrcoolbp> juggs: it's hell-week at work
[01:02:30] <juggs> why sir, you're positively effervescent - have you eaten lately?
[01:03:49] <mrcoolbp> again, thanks, I do need to be reminded of stuff like that in these weeks, but I did just scarf half of a burger from yesterday = )
[01:04:05] <mrcoolbp> so I should be good for at lease 20 min
[01:04:09] * mrcoolbp eats a LOT
[01:04:49] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I have to contact the cpa tomorrow eh?
[01:05:04] * mrcoolbp has to read through a bunch of emails before he does so he has his shite together
[01:05:25] <juggs> You don't "have" to - but I think it would be wise to get the ball in motion if you have the time
[01:05:44] <mrcoolbp> I should have time tomorrow
[01:06:48] * mrcoolbp likes the new editors
[01:06:59] <mrcoolbp> we should get more like them...or...could we just clone them?
[01:07:11] <juggs> That would be great. Would be nice not to be scrambling around at last knockings come June :D Last thing we need is a nasty surprise :)
[01:07:24] <mrcoolbp> yeah I know, it's gotta happen
[01:07:40] * mrcoolbp checks the moneyz
[01:07:48] <juggs> Like pulling a tooth - just get ot over with
[01:07:49] <paulej72> that reminds me I need to do something about the huge list of editors
[01:07:51] <mrcoolbp> holy shit
[01:08:09] <mrcoolbp> someone bought $500 worth of subs....
[01:08:15] <paulej72> wtf
[01:08:16] <mrcoolbp> wtf
[01:08:18] <juggs> wtf
[01:08:27] <juggs> someone++
[01:08:27] <Bender> karma - someone: 1
[01:08:28] <juggs> someone++
[01:08:28] <Bender> karma - someone: 2
[01:08:29] <juggs> someone++
[01:08:29] <Bender> karma - someone: 3
[01:08:29] <juggs> someone++
[01:08:30] <Bender> karma - someone: 4
[01:08:37] <mrcoolbp> I don't want to out him
[01:08:43] <mrcoolbp> but damn that guy is awesome
[01:08:45] <juggs> quite agree
[01:08:54] * mrcoolbp updates the banner
[01:09:13] <juggs> That is super-generous
[01:09:46] <juggs> Agree on the new editors too - we need more - many hands make light work
[01:09:52] <mrcoolbp> well said
[01:10:29] <juggs> paulej72, which list? On the site or wiki or irc?
[01:10:42] <mrcoolbp> prolly site
[01:11:10] <paulej72> need to have the system remove users from the editor lists when they have been removed as an editor. like on the bottom of the screen
[01:11:35] <mrcoolbp> I feel like we should give an anon shout-out to that guy
[01:12:43] <mrcoolbp> that bar is looking a lot green-er now
[01:13:02] <juggs> I don't think that would be right... I feel uncomfortable with that for some reason
[01:13:08] <mrcoolbp> I know what you mean
[01:13:22] <mrcoolbp> I just want to buy him a beer, yaknow?
[01:14:40] <mrcoolbp> lol, he paid that for a month sub
[01:15:37] <juggs> How would that go.... "Thanks to anon for generous donation - note the greeness of the bar YAY!" I'm not sure what that achieves, no recognition for the subscriptor in any meaningful way. Is it it meant to poke others into subbing more? Some weird guilt trip? No, that's just uncomfortable. Perhaps drop them a mail and thank them directly perhaps?
[01:15:38] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[01:15:48] <juggs> indeed ciri, indeed
[01:15:57] <mrcoolbp> rofl
[01:16:15] <mrcoolbp> that's a good idea juggs, would you like to do that, oh CEO man?
[01:16:26] <mrcoolbp> or did NC take that pozish back?
[01:16:31] * mrcoolbp can't remember
[01:16:40] <juggs> paulej72, Yeh, that Ed name list at the foot of the stories is getting a little unwieldy
[01:16:55] <juggs> mrcoolbp, he declined at this point
[01:17:07] <mrcoolbp> he was considering it
[01:17:35] <juggs> this is probably a convo for the other place
[01:17:45] <mrcoolbp> aye, no biggie
[01:19:01] <juggs> I can send the TY mail if you like. Works just as well from the Treasurer as the CEO... what ever works. I don't know who anon is, if you want me to send the TY let me know the details and I'll oblige.
[01:20:44] <mrcoolbp> I think that would be cool
[01:21:56] <takyon> add a javascript click to expand thing on pages that aren't story editing, etc.
[01:23:34] <mrcoolbp> paulej72 ^
[01:36:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Leakers! Leakers everywhere! - http://sylnt.us - Bruce-Schneier-knows-Alice-and-Bob's-shared-secret
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[02:54:37] <mrcoolbp> anyone know a decent windows program that will rip a flash video?
[02:55:30] <chromas> browser extensions work
[02:55:49] <chromas> Flashgot, VideoDownloadHelp etc
[02:56:03] <mrcoolbp> think they will do facebook? (shudder)
[02:56:22] <chromas> They should, though I haven't tried
[02:57:40] <mrcoolbp> that did it, thanks buddy!
[02:57:43] <mrcoolbp> chromas++
[02:57:43] <Bender> karma - chromas: 103
[03:07:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One-Way Streets: Bad for Everyone but Speeding Cars - http://sylnt.us - some-people-go-both-ways
[03:10:06] <chromas> Bender: I see what you did there. Unfortunately I had to go around the block to get there
[03:11:03] <SirFinkus> I'd recommend youtube-dl
[03:11:17] <SirFinkus> works on facebook
[03:12:14] * chromas checks facebook; continues to be disappointed
[03:12:31] <mrcoolbp> yup.
[03:12:46] <SirFinkus> oh, forgot this http://rg3.github.io
[03:12:46] <NetCraft> ^ 03youtube-dl
[03:12:58] * SirFinkus figures a link might be helpful in some cases
[03:13:00] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: already DLed and I'm re-uploading to youtube, standby for my band playing black sabbath
[03:13:09] <SirFinkus> neat
[03:13:37] <chromas> You guys need to quit being the same color; I didn't even notice you were talking, SirFinkus
[03:13:51] * mrcoolbp changes color like a chameleon
[03:13:56] <mrcoolbp> chromas what do you prefer?
[03:14:08] * mrcoolbp goes to plaid
[03:14:11] * chromas looks at his theme css file
[03:14:12] <mrcoolbp> took to long to answer
[03:14:18] <chromas> plaid would be nifty
[03:15:33] <SirFinkus> everyone speaking is a different color now, so I'm happy
[03:15:54] <SirFinkus> mrcoolbp is a nice muted teal, while chromas is a deep purple
[03:15:57] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: https://www.youtube.com
[03:15:58] <NetCraft> ^ 03YouTube ( https://accounts.google.com )
[03:16:09] <paulej72> rebooted prod because it was being as ass again
[03:16:10] <SirFinkus> and juggs is an interesting orange color
[03:16:10] <mrcoolbp> shit I'm a moron, hang on
[03:16:23] <mrcoolbp> https://www.youtube.com
[03:16:24] <NetCraft> ^ 03War Pigs (Cover by Wash Brain Immediately) - YouTube
[03:16:46] <mrcoolbp> thar we go
[03:16:47] <SirFinkus> Iommi is better
[03:16:50] <mrcoolbp> fuck you!
[03:16:55] <mrcoolbp> yah he is...
[03:17:07] <mrcoolbp> we learned this song just for this one show, so it's not perfect
[03:17:15] <mrcoolbp> but it's not bad either = )
[03:17:19] <mrcoolbp> enjoy.
[03:17:19] <SirFinkus> it's pretty easy
[03:17:32] <SirFinkus> well, kind of hard to play well
[03:17:33] <mrcoolbp> oh watch the video you prick
[03:17:40] <SirFinkus> I am
[03:17:57] <SirFinkus> Ozzy is a better vocalist
[03:18:48] * mrcoolbp sighs
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[03:20:12] <SirFinkus> man, you guys suck compared to black sabbath
[03:20:37] <mrcoolbp> aye, but it was fucking fun!
[03:22:08] <SirFinkus> the audio is pretty good though, how'd you pull that?
[03:23:17] <mrcoolbp> just someone's camera
[03:23:29] <mrcoolbp> like a point-n-shoot
[03:23:49] <SirFinkus> shit, I'm shocked it isn't clipping
[03:24:23] <mrcoolbp> tru, we are pretty freakin' loud
[03:24:36] <mrcoolbp> like excessively so
[03:25:08] <SirFinkus> as it should be
[03:25:15] <mrcoolbp> Yar
[03:25:45] <SirFinkus> I tried recording my amp from my phone once, it was hilarious
[03:25:48] * mrcoolbp waits for SirFinkus to post something better he's done
[03:25:54] <mrcoolbp> = )
[03:26:56] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com some of my previous work
[03:26:57] <NetCraft> ^ 03Guthrie Govan - Fives at Jamtrackcentral.com - YouTube
[03:28:44] <mrcoolbp> meh, seen better
[03:29:04] <SirFinkus> better than yours
[03:29:08] <mrcoolbp> = (
[03:29:50] <SirFinkus> I'll try and record a little something
[03:30:04] <paulej72> i can't believe it is possible to move the pinky so far laterally from the index finger
[03:30:29] <paulej72> thoes are some inhuman fingers there
[03:31:58] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: maybe I should have specified something *you* recorded?
[03:32:22] <SirFinkus> I can do 5 frets starting at fret 1
[03:32:42] <SirFinkus> fucking Dorian
[03:33:54] <mrcoolbp> dorian is easy
[03:34:38] <mrcoolbp> https://www.jayskyler-guitarlessons-sanfrancisco.com
[03:34:39] <NetCraft> ^ 03D Dorian Mode Scale Patterns- 5 Position Chart |Jay Skyler (415)845-5471 Guitar Lessons SF, CA
[03:35:00] <mrcoolbp> if you take the "major" mode, and you know where to put it, it's dorian = )
[03:35:30] <mrcoolbp> check the 5th position on that image, it's "major scale" but note that the * is the root note
[03:36:15] <SirFinkus> I hadn't played it like that before
[03:36:24] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: on a good day I can stretch 7 or 8 frets
[03:37:04] <SirFinkus> I can do 10 near the bridge
[03:37:25] <mrcoolbp> ah yes, but it gets hairy up there
[03:37:40] <SirFinkus> you surely can't do that starting at fret 1
[03:37:47] <SirFinkus> if so, I'm super impressed
[03:37:49] * mrcoolbp tries
[03:38:03] <SirFinkus> tapping is cheating
[03:38:08] <mrcoolbp> damn
[03:38:34] <mrcoolbp> sirfinkus: I usually solo around the 12th fret, think I was thinking that, I can do 5 frets starting at 1
[03:38:59] <SirFinkus> ok, going to do an abortion of The Trooper, idk the entire song really
[03:39:06] <SirFinkus> I'll just play the parts I know
[03:39:28] <mrcoolbp> that works
[03:49:40] <SirFinkus> http://vocaroo.com disclaimer: slightly drunk and I've only been playing a few months
[03:49:42] <NetCraft> ^ 03Vocaroo | Voice message
[03:49:55] <SirFinkus> mrcoolbp
[03:50:48] <SirFinkus> the hammer on and pull off bit I'm much better at sober
[03:52:10] <mrcoolbp> only a few months?
[03:52:56] <SirFinkus> yes
[03:53:42] <mrcoolbp> nice
[03:54:12] <mrcoolbp> I recommend learning as much as you can by your fav guitarists
[03:55:03] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com this guy is my favorite for nwo
[03:55:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03八十八ヶ所巡礼「攻撃的国民的音楽」 - YouTube
[03:55:22] <SirFinkus> he offers lessons, but the location is a problem
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[03:57:27] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: that's some crazy music, but nothing he's doing is hard
[03:57:49] <mrcoolbp> lots of "artificial harmonics" which aren't too hard after a little practice
[03:58:11] <SirFinkus> he does a lot of more "funk" type things in his other songs
[03:58:40] <SirFinkus> I like him more creatively than technically anyway
[03:59:39] * mrcoolbp recommends getting into some classic rock
[04:00:06] <SirFinkus> I have tons of different stuff I'm listening too
[04:02:42] <mrcoolbp> jimi hendrix is pretty cool as far as guitar goes
[04:02:54] <SirFinkus> yup
[04:02:56] * mrcoolbp likes david gilmour too
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[04:04:38] <mrcoolbp> Eddie Van Halen ain't bad
[04:06:12] * mrcoolbp is going to turn in
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[04:06:54] <SirFinkus> god fucking dammit, I'm installing something and it refuses to install in the place I want it to
[04:06:58] <SirFinkus> god damn pos
[04:07:46] * chromas blames microsoft
[04:07:58] <SirFinkus> not MS in this case, just retardation
[04:08:10] <SirFinkus> I asked it to be installed on an external drive
[04:08:30] <SirFinkus> so it downloads on my SSD with 5GB of free space and complains there isn't enough free space
[04:08:44] <SirFinkus> looks like it's shitting temp files
[04:51:41] * SirFinkus grumbles something under his breath about symbolic links and CCP being actually retarded
[04:52:05] <SirFinkus> these are the people who deleted "boot.ini" on everyone's computer
[04:52:42] <SirFinkus> "Shortly after releasing EVE Online: Trinity at 22:04 GMT on Wednesday, 5 December, we started receiving reports that the Classic to Premium graphics content upgrade was causing problems to players by deleting the file C:\boot.ini, which is a Windows system startup file."
[05:08:06] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: Yeah, how'd they pull that one off....
[05:08:36] <SirFinkus> http://community.eveonline.com their explaination
[05:08:38] <NetCraft> ^ 03About the boot.ini issue - EVE Community
[05:09:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Senators Come Out Against Comcast-Time Warner Merger - http://sylnt.us - monopoly-Time
[05:13:37] <Subsentient> $wz
[05:13:38] <aqu4> No games available.
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[06:14:57] <Subsentient> I finally got this joke: http://www.xkcd.com
[06:14:57] <NetCraft> ^ 03xkcd: Tree
[06:15:00] <Subsentient> man I'm slow.
[06:31:24] <arti> or just so used to nerdy stuff
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[06:40:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Colorado Man Ends Battle With Computer by Shooting it 8 Times - http://sylnt.us - dagnabbit-stupid-freaking....
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[07:09:13] <FatPhil> I don't remember that xkcd, that's one of the funniest I've seen in a long time!
[07:09:32] * FatPhil does datastructures as $DAYJOB
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[07:54:41] <crutchy> i don't get it
[08:00:12] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $2,621 to $3,120
[08:11:05] <chromas> that's 'cause you're married
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[08:42:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter Fights Trolls, Invites Trolls, and Trolls U.S. - http://sylnt.us - the-root-of-twitter-is-twit-not-tweet
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[09:12:13] <silverly> random question, is anyone here a sysadmin/ unix guy, i am need of assistance
[09:34:59] <crutchy> if only that chick from jurassic park were here
[09:35:18] <crutchy> she's probably got titties now
[09:35:46] <chromas> she is
[09:35:55] <chromas> got a sex change and became the ceo of soylentnews
[09:36:23] <chromas> not just titties—she got juggs
[09:38:14] <crutchy> lol
[09:38:21] <crutchy> ping
[09:38:43] <crutchy> maybe juggs isn't really a guy at all
[09:38:53] * crutchy dons tinfoil
[09:39:18] <silverly> lmao
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[11:01:45] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I got my code on last night and there is some new code on master
[11:07:38] <chromas> paulej72++
[11:07:38] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 147
[11:13:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BMW Developing Augmented Reality for Use In and Out of Your Car - http://sylnt.us - augmented-moter-werke
[11:27:13] <crutchy> Bender, s/augmented/dumkof/
[11:27:13] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BMW Developing Augmented Reality for Use In and Out of Your Car - http://sylnt.us - dumkof-moter-werke
[11:39:41] <chromas> What cars need more of are things that randomly lock up on occasion
[11:40:48] * chromas installs windows xp with Norton in his car with only 128MB of ram
[11:40:50] <paulej72> so it overlays penises on cars in front of me so I steer clear,
[11:41:06] <chromas> Bender: grab paulej72
[11:41:06] <Bender> Added quote 494
[11:41:36] <chromas> Hopefully it also shows their emissions
[11:42:58] <crutchy> it projects flying toasters on your windscreen
[11:43:43] <chromas> Ew. I don't wanna drive an apple car
[11:43:44] <crutchy> 'it looks like you're trying to avoid an obstacle. would you like help with that?'
[11:44:05] <chromas> iMove
[11:44:17] <paulej72> ~weather
[11:44:20] <exec> 03Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 43°F / 6°C, partly cloudy, wind SE at 4 mph, humidity 75% - Wednesday rain (38°F-67°F / 3°C-19°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (34°F-55°F / 1°C-13°C), Friday mostly cloudy (34°F-56°F / 1°C-13°C), Saturday mostly sunny (40°F-63°F / 4°C-17°C)
[11:44:47] * chromas switches to the ScootyPuff Sr
[11:45:30] <chromas> ~weather
[11:45:31] <exec> 03Walla Walla, WA, USA - currently 50°F / 10°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 9 mph, humidity 52% - Wednesday partly cloudy (42°F-64°F / 6°C-18°C), Thursday partly cloudy (43°F-63°F / 6°C-17°C), Friday cloudy (43°F-63°F / 6°C-17°C), Saturday showers (44°F-63°F / 7°C-17°C)
[11:46:09] <chromas> ~😭
[11:46:10] <crutchy> ~weather
[11:46:12] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 16°C, cloudy, wind S at 19 km/h, humidity 88% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (13°C-19°C), Thursday scattered showers (13°C-19°C), Friday showers (8°C-21°C), Saturday rain (10°C-16°C)
[11:46:34] <crutchy> rain for the rest of the week :(
[11:47:03] <chromas> Your almost-winter is warmer than my almost-summer
[11:47:19] <chromas> I guess the sun's on that side now though
[11:47:39] <crutchy> its nearly 10pm here
[11:47:49] <chromas> The sun is wishy washy; always switching sides
[11:47:55] <chromas> Close enough
[11:48:41] <crutchy> its getting ready to shoot you with its ray gun
[11:51:56] <chromas> The Spurting Sun
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[12:35:33] <FatPhil> ~weather
[12:35:34] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:35:43] <FatPhil> ~weather tallinn
[12:35:44] <exec> 03Tallinn, Estonia - currently 48°F / 9°C, mostly sunny, wind W at 21 mph, humidity 62% - Wednesday cloudy (38°F-51°F / 3°C-11°C), Thursday cloudy (37°F-46°F / 3°C-8°C), Friday sunny (37°F-46°F / 3°C-8°C), Saturday showers (43°F-52°F / 6°C-11°C)
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[12:36:42] <FatPhil> why was Melbourne's wind given in km/h, but mine in mph? I don't want no stinking mph
[12:36:56] <FatPhil> Then agin, I don't need no freaking F either!
[12:45:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Germany 1 : AdBlock Plus 1 : Advertisers 0 - http://sylnt.us - take-back-the-internet
[13:35:11] <crutchy> ~weather-settings
[13:35:15] <crutchy> derp
[13:35:21] * crutchy needs to rtfm
[13:35:26] <crutchy> s/m/sc/
[13:35:26] <sedctl> <crutchy> needs to rtfsc
[13:35:47] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs
[13:35:48] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[13:35:51] <crutchy> pfft
[13:38:40] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs unit metric
[13:38:40] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[13:39:51] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs
[13:39:52] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[13:40:12] <crutchy> serp
[13:40:17] <crutchy> must be sleep time
[13:40:20] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs
[13:40:21] <exec> syntax: ~weather-prefs unit metric|imperial
[13:40:26] <crutchy> thas betterer
[13:40:46] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs unit imperial
[13:40:46] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[13:40:50] <crutchy> ~weather
[13:40:51] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 59°F, cloudy, wind SE at 9 mph, humidity 88% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (55°F-66°F), Thursday scattered showers (56°F-66°F), Friday showers (46°F-69°F), Saturday rain (49°F-59°F)
[13:40:57] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs unit metric
[13:40:58] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[13:41:00] <crutchy> ~weather
[13:41:02] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 15°C, cloudy, wind SE at 14 km/h, humidity 88% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (13°C-19°C), Thursday scattered showers (13°C-19°C), Friday showers (8°C-21°C), Saturday rain (9°C-15°C)
[13:41:14] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs unit both
[13:41:14] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[13:41:16] <crutchy> ~weather
[13:41:18] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 59°F / 15°C, cloudy, wind SE at 9 mph, humidity 88% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (55°F-66°F / 13°C-19°C), Thursday scattered showers (56°F-66°F / 13°C-19°C), Friday showers (46°F-69°F / 8°C-21°C), Saturday rain (49°F-59°F / 9°C-15°C)
[13:42:02] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs unit metric
[13:42:04] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[13:42:13] <crutchy> g'night #soylent
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[13:58:04] <FatPhil> ~weather-prefs unit metric
[13:58:07] <FatPhil> ~weather tallinn
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[15:17:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Super-Fast MRI Technique Demonstrated with Song 'If I Only Had a Brain' - http://sylnt.us - scarecrows-r-us
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[16:29:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, roger. been busy this mornin but i'll get me updated
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[17:18:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Color Genomics Launches a $249 Genetic Test for Breast Cancer Risk - http://sylnt.us - save-the-boobies
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[19:20:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - French Terror Plot Foiled By Gun-Handling Accident - http://sylnt.us - geeks-who-can't-handle-their-guns
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[19:34:37] <chromas> "against churches who called an ambulance after suffering self-inflicted gunshot wounds"
[19:34:47] <chromas> Poor churches
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[20:51:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Record Breaking Clock Accurate to one Second in 15 Billion Years - http://sylnt.us - let-the-good-times-roll
[20:56:21] <takyon> eat strontium, John Harrison
[21:13:01] <takyon> wow, 20 minutes huh
[21:21:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reproducing London with LIDAR - http://sylnt.us - creating-a-virtual-world-from-the-real-world
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[22:03:02] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:03:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1305
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[22:52:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Launching Wireless Service Soon - http://sylnt.us - like-the-good-old-days-of-compuserv-and-prodigy
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[23:56:13] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com LA Cops, gotta love 'em
[23:56:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Angry U.S. Marshal Snatches Camera From Woman For Recording Smashes It! - YouTube