#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-06

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[00:02:11] <SpallsHurgenson> you must relocate your rebel base to a star system with at least ten planets, and it can't be a system you have visited in the last six months
[00:03:17] <chromas> ten to twenty planets. We don't support storing info about more planets than that
[00:04:12] <SpallsHurgenson> and at least one asteroid belt
[00:08:10] <crutchy> <tama> subsentient is made out of giant rolls of cardboard.
[00:08:11] <crutchy> <aqu4> tama is made out of Windows ME code
[00:08:11] <crutchy> <tama> Yes but [argument for moral relativism because I'm on the internet].
[00:08:48] <SpallsHurgenson> if its on the internet it must be true
[00:09:22] <crutchy> everything is factual on the internets, because al gore is jebus
[00:12:19] <SpallsHurgenson> 2000 called; they wanted their meme back :)
[00:14:26] <arti> while(!president) { bitch() && moan(); }
[00:19:13] <SpallsHurgenson> screw president; I want to be a Dark Lord
[00:19:57] <arti> what are their primary and secondary abilities?
[00:20:11] <arti> can they wear plate?
[00:20:19] <crutchy> darth vader would be an awesome president, though i guess vladimir putin comes pretty close to darth vader
[00:20:32] <JamesNZ> arti: ITYM { bitch(); moan(); } ;)
[00:20:37] <crutchy> vlad the impaler for potus!
[00:20:50] <SpallsHurgenson> primary ability is... erm... their lordliness. So their secondary ability must be that they are dark :)
[00:20:53] <arti> vlad the implier
[00:21:07] <crutchy> vlad the compileer
[00:21:09] <arti> SpallsHurgenson: needs forsh push and that sith lightning
[00:21:18] <crutchy> why does my keyboard hate me?
[00:21:28] <arti> because you just keep pushing its buttons.
[00:21:48] <crutchy> g
[00:21:49] <arti> >keyboard haet when ppl push buttonz
[00:21:54] <crutchy> couldn't help myself :p
[00:22:05] <arti> just type out spiteful messages
[00:22:19] <arti> i have internet tourettes
[00:22:31] <crutchy> there doesn't appear to be a clitoris on my keboard anywhere
[00:22:40] <arti> need an old laptop
[00:22:49] * crutchy feels ripped off
[00:23:08] <arti> you were a level 0 human, they just go in and clip
[00:23:21] <arti> boom, onion ring
[00:23:35] * crutchy munches on arti's toe
[00:24:18] <crutchy> hmm. i should have put moar milo
[00:24:26] <crutchy> weak_milo--
[00:24:26] <Bender> karma - weak_milo: -1
[00:24:47] <crutchy> two_steps_from_hell++
[00:24:47] <Bender> karma - two_steps_from_hell: 4
[00:27:03] <SpallsHurgenson> I love the clarity of the blu-ray Empire Strikes Back, but it really lets me see the flaws in the SFX
[00:28:21] <crutchy> you should upgrade to a smaller tv
[00:28:58] <SpallsHurgenson> the set design and costumes hold up pretty well, though
[00:31:10] <SpallsHurgenson> yoda's dead muppet-eyes are freaking me out though.
[00:46:30] <arti> same with anime yes
[00:46:31] <arti> eyes
[00:46:56] <arti> ahahahahaaaaa
[00:47:06] <arti> salacious crumb
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[01:08:11] <Subsentient> one of my favorite xkcd http://xkcd.com
[01:08:12] <botgames> ^ 03xkcd: Server Problem
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[01:21:41] <crutchy> ~last nick=ciri
[01:21:44] <exec> 03[2015-04-05 17:45:3] #Soylent <ciri> broke the seal? mrcoolbp
[01:21:50] <chromas> ew, java and adobe in one
[01:22:01] <crutchy> ~last nick=ciri channel=#
[01:22:03] <exec> 03[2015-04-06 01:21:2] # <ciri> crutchy: Ciri: the dog is a cupcake.
[01:22:29] <crutchy> ciri++ # +1 insightful :p
[01:22:29] <Bender> karma - ciri: -26
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[01:23:33] <SoyCow5550> man first time here
[01:24:09] <crutchy> ~g'day SoyCow5550
[01:24:10] * exec suspiciously flings a used franger of beer at SoyCow5550
[01:24:51] <crutchy> welcome to the mahem
[01:25:09] <SoyCow5550> big week. Use mod points for the first time, now IRC
[01:25:45] <crutchy> noice
[01:26:19] <arti> welcome to the fraternal order of the moderator
[01:26:46] <arti> within these brotherly bonds, will many a dollar be spent during meetings at the pub
[01:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> the eternal dilemma i want coffee but if i have any i'll be up way late.
[01:26:53] <crutchy> http://xkcd.com
[01:26:54] <botgames> ^ 03xkcd: Compiling
[01:26:56] <arti> you need a space cake
[01:27:03] <SoyCow5550> feel like reading Name of The Rose now
[01:27:16] * arti points to the green baked items towards the back of the catering table
[01:27:19] <SpallsHurgenson> excellent book
[01:27:30] <crutchy> does it have tits or food?
[01:27:35] <SpallsHurgenson> disappointing movie
[01:27:41] <SoyCow5550> Never saw the movie
[01:27:57] <SpallsHurgenson> ain't missin' nothin'!
[01:28:03] <crutchy> ~define Name of The Rose
[01:28:13] <crutchy> :/
[01:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[01:28:14] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5193, owned by purpleland
[01:28:16] <exec> [stoacademy] 03Name of The Rose: boff - Bridge Officer
[01:28:23] <crutchy> stupid bot
[01:28:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define stf
[01:28:42] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03stf: Sa te fut Romanian abbreviation for "fuck you"
[01:28:55] <SoyCow5550> ~define soylent
[01:28:55] <exec> [soylent] soylent: fuck beta!
[01:29:00] <SoyCow5550> nice.
[01:29:11] <SpallsHurgenson> its a book by umberto eco; a murder mystery set in a medieval monastary.
[01:29:19] <SoyCow5550> and the movie apparently stars Sean Connery!
[01:29:58] <SoyCow5550> all about semiotics if I remember correctly. read it ~ 10-12 years ago. Back when da vinci code was all the rage.
[01:31:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I read it first... in the 80s? and maybe re-read it most recently five or six years ago
[01:31:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, think ima give up and call it a night early.
[01:31:49] <SoyCow5550> I've been meaning to re-read. Currently slogging away at Lord Jim
[01:32:21] * SoyCow5550 waves bye
[01:37:28] <SoyCow5550> I'm a little confused. Can I connect here using xchat? or is this web-only?
[01:37:42] <SpallsHurgenson> no, you can use an irc client
[01:37:51] <SpallsHurgenson> irc.sylnt.us is where we is at
[01:38:49] <SpallsHurgenson> well, we everybody else is at. Me, I'm on Usenet :)
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[01:40:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Another Glimpse into Russia's Troll Factory - http://sylnt.us - пропаганда-сегодня
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[01:42:24] <juggs> SoyCow5550, sure use any common or garden irc client server: irc.soylentnews,org port: 6667 (clear) port: 6697 (SSL/TLS with self signed cert so you may need to tick a box to override warnings about the cert).
[01:42:26] <crutchy> hehe. now you got two irc sessions going
[01:43:15] <kadal> thanks juggs. I'll reconnect on the SSL one FWIW
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[01:44:43] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Bytram|away] by Imogen
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[01:45:09] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:45:28] <Bytram> !uid
[01:45:28] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5193, owned by purpleland
[01:45:38] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[01:45:40] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 37°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 75% - Sunday cloudy (36°F-46°F), Monday cloudy (45°F-53°F), Tuesday rain (39°F-45°F), Wednesday scattered showers (34°F-41°F)
[01:45:49] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[01:45:50] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 41°F, clear, wind SW at 10 mph, humidity 38% - Sunday partly cloudy (30°F-45°F), Monday cloudy (36°F-43°F), Tuesday showers (33°F-43°F), Wednesday mostly cloudy (29°F-40°F)
[01:45:53] <mrcoolbp> this game is fucking awesome
[01:45:58] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle, me
[01:45:59] <mrcoolbp> Talos Principe
[01:46:00] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 11°F, clear, wind W at 4 mph, humidity 46% - Sunday clear (3°F-25°F), Monday mostly sunny (15°F-36°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (10°F-38°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (11°F-37°F)
[01:46:02] <mrcoolbp> hey bytram
[01:46:08] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: hola!
[01:46:20] <mrcoolbp> como estas Bytram?
[01:46:29] * Bytram is pulling out some of his little remaining hair!
[01:46:36] <mrcoolbp> no beuno
[01:46:43] <mrcoolbp> que pasa Bytram?
[01:46:43] <Bytram> no mas!
[01:47:05] <Bytram> I'm doing some regression testing on dev.soylentnews.org
[01:47:12] <kadal> good man.
[01:47:16] <mrcoolbp> Bytram: que en particular?
[01:47:19] <Bytram> trying to create comments containing a variety of characters
[01:47:33] <crutchy> hola Bytram
[01:47:35] <mrcoolbp> Bytram: sobre el UTF 8 cosas?
[01:47:43] <Bytram> I *can* post a comment containing &#0; through &#255;
[01:47:52] <Bytram> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[01:47:52] <botgames> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by [02martyb (76)] (02Score:2)
[01:48:17] <Bytram> but, when I try to post a comment containing the UTF-8 encoding of code points 0..255 -- BOOM!
[01:48:29] <mrcoolbp> Bytram: 0-31 are all “?” for me
[01:48:35] <Bytram> OK
[01:48:35] <Bytram> The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
[01:48:35] <Bytram> Please contact the server administrator, slash@dev.soylentnews.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
[01:48:35] <Bytram> More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
[01:48:43] <kadal> they're unprintable aren't they (0-31)
[01:48:45] <mrcoolbp> minus 9, 10, and 13
[01:48:53] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:48:53] <mrcoolbp> kadal: I’m not sure
[01:48:59] <kadal> yeah, 9, 10 and 13 are blank for me too.
[01:49:02] <chromas> Bytram: still? or again?
[01:49:03] <Bytram> not perfect, but I can understand and live with that
[01:49:13] <mrcoolbp> Bytram: continue
[01:49:27] <mrcoolbp> few other random ?s in there
[01:49:32] <Bytram> yup.
[01:50:16] <juggs> Bytram++
[01:50:16] <Bender> karma - bytram: 55
[01:50:16] <juggs> Bytram++
[01:50:16] <Bender> karma - bytram: 56
[01:50:30] <Bytram> 0-8, 11-12, 14-31, 127, 129, 141, 143, 144, and 157
[01:50:54] <Bytram> that's the complete list of ASCII codes that come back to me as "�"
[01:51:35] <Bytram> I think my next test will be to try to create the exact same characters, but use hex encoding instead of decimal
[01:51:55] <Bytram> i.e. instead of &#nnn; use &#xhhh;
[01:52:01] <mrcoolbp> you guys have to play this game if you have a modern system: Talos Principle, still on 50% sale for the next few hours!
[01:52:12] <mrcoolbp> seriously awesome game
[01:52:12] * Bytram is still at a loss as to why the UTF-8 chars make the code go boom!
[01:52:46] * Bytram thinks he has a modern system, circa 2005
[01:52:49] <Bytram> =)
[01:53:00] <mrcoolbp> bytram: you can come to my house and play
[01:53:27] * mrcoolbp went for 10 years without a good computer
[01:53:47] <Bytram> much appreciated... could you also provide more free time to do it in? =)
[01:53:51] <mrcoolbp> no.
[01:53:53] <SpallsHurgenson> one day I'll learn how to use a computer
[01:54:02] <mrcoolbp> Bytram: wtf do you do anyway?
[01:54:20] <mrcoolbp> SpallsHurgenson: you prolly know more than me about how to work one
[01:54:38] <SpallsHurgenson> but I've never even SEEN a computer!
[01:55:03] <mrcoolbp> SpallsHurgenson: have you ever seen a clock?
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[01:55:55] <SpallsHurgenson> no :)
[01:56:31] <mrcoolbp> you’re a lost cause then
[01:56:33] <mrcoolbp> Next!
[01:56:38] <SpallsHurgenson> awww
[01:56:48] * SpallsHurgenson slouches off the stage
[01:57:01] * crutchy images that in anime
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[01:58:37] <SpallsHurgenson> eeep! what are these tentacles doing to me?
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[01:59:32] <crutchy> #boxedfox > konomi, http://jjasso.deviantart.com
[01:59:33] <exec> 13 ten minute relay set for "konomi" in "#boxedfox" on freenode to "#soylent" on this server
[01:59:46] * crutchy sighs
[01:59:53] <crutchy> ~freenode
[02:01:01] <crutchy> #boxedfox > konomi, http://jjasso.deviantart.com
[02:01:09] <exec> 13 ten minute relay set for "konomi" in "#boxedfox" on freenode to "#soylent" on this server
[02:01:29] <chromas> "No sir, I didn't like it"
[02:01:46] <crutchy> hmm
[02:01:49] <crutchy> #boxedfox > konomi, http://jjasso.deviantart.com
[02:01:50] <exec> 13 ten minute relay set for "konomi" in "#boxedfox" on freenode to "#soylent" on this server
[02:01:54] <crutchy> maybe cos it was joining
[02:02:16] <crutchy> there was a crapload of scripts queued up then
[02:07:46] <kadal> does anyone here use owncloud?
[02:08:14] * JamesNZ sometimes uses his friends owncloud server
[02:08:29] <mrcoolbp> kadal: we’ve considered using it for Soylentnews stuff
[02:09:17] <kadal> I've been looking into it. Can't figure where to get server space. So many options.
[02:13:42] <mrcoolbp> aye.
[02:13:57] <mrcoolbp> we’ll sell you some space for $4,500
[02:14:21] <kadal> sounds reasonable
[02:14:26] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, arti mentioned he could maybe host a second sn irc node
[02:14:43] <chromas> It comes with a free soylent subscription star (subscription sold separately)
[02:15:22] <mrcoolbp> Crutchy: that’s good, multiple nodes = better
[02:15:37] <mrcoolbp> IIRC, IRC is
[02:15:44] <mrcoolbp> Relay for a reason right?
[02:16:14] <crutchy> if you purchase in the next 15 minutes he'll reduce the price to $4,495, AND throw in a free set of steak knives that will mysteriously get lost in the post
[02:16:50] <mrcoolbp> yes, confirmed
[02:16:54] <chromas> those knives. "One is all you need! Here's 30 others, plus a second set of them besides!"
[02:17:10] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, sounds like he's got some decent server mojo
[02:17:22] <kadal> won't bite unless it comes with gallons of koolaid
[02:17:50] <chromas> You also get a turn rolling Dice
[02:17:53] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: if he has as much server mojo as he has “gusto”, then we are good. Had a blast with him in LA over the summer
[02:18:44] <crutchy> <tama> arti is xlefay's bodypart
[02:18:51] <crutchy> oh cool
[02:19:41] <chromas> piercing_blue_headlights--
[02:19:41] <Bender> karma - piercing_blue_headlights: -1
[02:20:15] <crutchy> i could set up an ircd on my lappy. i'd call it "netsplit_central"
[02:24:50] * mrcoolbp promotes crutchy to SoylentNews Director of Blue Headlights
[02:25:33] * crutchy is blinded by mrcoolbp's generosity
[02:26:38] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: should send an email to staff about the IRC move
[02:26:59] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: maybe make a post on mainpage as well with status on server consolidation
[02:28:09] <Bytram> mrcoolbp++
[02:28:09] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 48
[02:28:20] <mrcoolbp> yay!
[02:28:30] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[02:28:30] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 49
[02:28:36] <crutchy> only 20 to go
[02:28:39] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[02:28:39] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 50
[02:28:41] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[02:28:41] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 51
[02:28:47] <chromas> mrcoolbp++
[02:28:47] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 52
[02:28:53] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[02:28:53] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 53
[02:29:01] <crutchy> Bytram++
[02:29:01] <Bender> karma - bytram: 57
[02:29:08] <crutchy> ooh Bytram is closer
[02:29:11] <mrcoolbp> wow
[02:29:12] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[02:29:12] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 54
[02:29:17] <mrcoolbp> okay guys, thanks
[02:29:24] <paulej72> staff can suckit :P
[02:29:35] <chromas> mrcoolbp++ ping ping ping
[02:29:35] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 55
[02:29:44] <crutchy> they should both be 69
[02:29:46] * mrcoolbp chuckles
[02:30:20] <chromas> mrcoolbp++ # for dialup
[02:30:20] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 56
[02:30:22] <chromas> mrcoolbp++ # for ketchup
[02:30:22] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 57
[02:30:27] * crutchy has to drive soon :(
[02:30:31] <chromas> (also dialup)
[02:30:36] <chromas> long drive?
[02:30:57] <crutchy> nah not rly. about 45 mins each way, but lots of road works
[02:30:57] <paulej72> I just drove 130ish miles
[02:30:58] <Bytram> crutchy: how far are you from a golf course?
[02:31:07] <Bytram> you can practice your driving, there.
[02:31:09] <Bytram> =)
[02:31:13] <crutchy> ooh not too far
[02:31:22] <chromas> make an exec script for driving
[02:31:29] <crutchy> i'm not happy gilmour though so i couldn't drive that far
[02:31:35] <Bytram> you can call the bot: Tesla
[02:31:55] <crutchy> ~drive mrcoolbp up the wall
[02:32:10] <chromas> ~nickchange ~nickchange
[02:32:31] * mrcoolbp gets out his banhammer
[02:34:08] * crutchy gets out a raspberry split
[02:34:12] <crutchy> mmm
[02:35:20] <crutchy> paulej72, mrcoolbp needs a .god command for Imogen
[02:36:22] <crutchy> that prevents anyone else from deopping him
[02:36:42] <crutchy> or kicking/banning/etc
[02:37:13] <mrcoolbp> yeah cause I’m too dumb to fight them myself
[02:37:49] <crutchy> maybe call it the .banhammerfromhell command
[02:42:29] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: would make my life a lot easier if the Subsntient [sic] situation arises again (but for real)
[02:42:36] * mrcoolbp is being kinda serious
[02:43:19] <crutchy> you might be able to use the "/cs recover" command
[02:44:14] <crutchy> s/"/ #soylent"/2
[02:44:14] <sedctl> <crutchy> you might be able to use the "/cs recover #soylent" command
[02:44:41] <crutchy> chromas said it unbans you, deops everyone and gives you ops
[02:44:56] <crutchy> if you're in the founders group
[02:45:08] <crutchy> !irc-staff
[02:46:19] <crutchy> also adds a ban exception for you
[02:46:57] <crutchy> -ChanServ- More precisely, everyone will be deopped,
[02:46:57] <crutchy> -ChanServ- limit and key will be cleared, all bans
[02:46:57] <crutchy> -ChanServ- matching you are removed, a ban exception
[02:46:57] <crutchy> -ChanServ- matching you is added (in case of bans Atheme
[02:46:57] <crutchy> -ChanServ- can't see), the channel is set invite-only
[02:46:57] <crutchy> -ChanServ- and moderated and you are invited.
[02:46:59] <crutchy> -ChanServ-
[02:47:01] <crutchy> -ChanServ- If you are on channel, you will be opped and
[02:47:03] <crutchy> -ChanServ- no ban exception will be added
[02:51:39] <juggs> there are issues on permissions. It's why I used to make a point about non-staffers being given voice, and having voice being able to access fantasy commands to op themselves. Problem is, we do not have enough irc staff to restrict chan control to irc staff only, and actually I'd rather like to think that all staff can be trusted not to be a dick with what they have access to. I'm not convinced that a technical / systemic solution is the answer to
[02:51:39] <juggs> this.
[02:52:56] <mrcoolbp> juggs: damn, I have abused the voice command, my apologies
[02:53:08] <mrcoolbp> juggs: we need to get crutchy and chromas on irc staff
[02:53:20] * chromas slowly backs away
[02:53:36] <chromas> just 'cause we're here 24 hours a day…
[02:53:40] <mrcoolbp> ^
[02:54:38] <juggs> mrcoolbp, you can't know what you don't know. IRC perms are like a labyrinth of masked layers, it's very easy to get wrong.
[02:55:05] <mrcoolbp> yeah, and someone gave me too much power, I’ve been corrupted!
[02:55:44] * juggs thinks chromas has been an irc staffer or forum moderator before.
[02:55:47] <chromas> maybe crutchy could write a new service bot with simpler permissions :D
[02:56:09] <chromas> Not I
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[02:56:13] <chromas> I think Alberto was though
[02:56:22] <chromas> Too bad we don't see him much
[02:56:33] <juggs> you backed away far too swiftly not to have been.
[02:56:33] <mrcoolbp> chromas: nah
[02:56:58] <mrcoolbp> chromas: he’s volunteered ideas, but I don’t think he’s ever joined the dark side
[02:57:27] * chromas likes the dark side; it's easier to read
[02:57:34] <juggs> does that make me your father mrcoolbp? I'm losing track now :D
[02:57:41] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[02:57:59] * mrcoolbp gets hand cutoff and gets cyborg hand
[02:58:21] <juggs> damn... who do I have to cut a paternity suit cheque to?
[02:59:06] <chromas> and where's the proof of incest?
[02:59:15] * juggs inserts some "yo mama" wit in here but can't think of any
[03:00:28] <chromas> Yo mama so big she keeps a vibrating death star in her nightstand
[03:04:29] <juggs> my only response to that would not be suitable for #soylent
[03:05:29] <chromas> it's why we have those other channels ;)
[03:05:54] <chromas> I mean uh, no, we don't have any such a thing. Do not come a-lookin'
[03:08:07] <Bytram> afk
[03:08:45] * mrcoolbp heads to bed, says “till next time”
[03:08:52] <JamesNZ> ~gnight mrcoolbp
[03:08:55] * exec fanatically passes a tinfoil hat of ciri poo to mrcoolbp
[03:09:00] <chromas> night sir
[03:09:07] <mrcoolbp> = )
[03:09:24] <JamesNZ> What's wrong with calmly passing things exec?
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[03:15:14] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: g'night!
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[03:23:17] <Ethanol-fooled> Happy Easter
[03:23:52] <kadal> Happy Easter. And good night.
[03:29:14] <juggs> chromas, I think we have always held to the principle that, yes, "official" SN channels are somewhat policed. Anything outside that, anything goes - it's up to the channel founder to run as they see fit. We do not log or provide any oversight of the hinterlands. Out of sight is out of mind.
[03:30:23] <juggs> Happy Easter Ethanol-fooled - how goes it for you and your lightly talced thing in a box?
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[03:41:16] <Bytram> well, time for me to get some shuteye, too.
[03:41:19] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:41:31] <Bytram|away> good night everyone!
[03:41:59] <Ethanol-fooled> 'night.
[03:42:31] <Bytram|away> Good night: John Boy, Jim Bob, Maryellen, 'lizabeth, grandma, grandpa, ma, pa,
[03:42:34] <Bytram|away> =)
[03:42:38] <Ethanol-fooled> juggs - my ex made me throw them away when we were together, and I did...except for the one we bought together, which is African-colored.
[03:43:02] <Ethanol-fooled> And before you call me a cuck, it was the only one the store had.
[03:43:08] <chromas> [whip crack]
[03:44:18] * Ethanol-fooled reads logs
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[03:44:37] <Ethanol-fooled> what happened, did elite haxxors mess with you guys?
[03:44:49] <juggs> Well I can imagine the prospect of "reuse" may have been off putting for a new partner. I can understand that - I don't think "well I put it in the dishwasher on the hot cycle" would really cut it in that scenario.
[03:45:58] <Ethanol-fooled> that was exactly the case, juggs. I tried to argue that it was inappropriate to bring up, as it would be inappropriate for me to look at her bed and ask her how many others were with her on it, but I lost the argument
[03:46:13] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahah!
[03:46:27] <Ethanol-fooled> so I'm left with one two-inch extension...African-colored.
[03:47:06] <juggs> Ethanol-fooled, we moved irc to another server, Subsentient went a little batshit at one point as part of the april 1st thing. But no elite haxxors as far as I recall.
[03:47:16] <chromas> "I'm not racist 'cause my extension is black"
[03:47:48] <Ethanol-fooled> chromas, I still think we should start an #Imnotracistbecause twitter campaign
[03:48:08] <Subsentient> $replace juggs bat^rat
[03:48:08] <aqu4> Subsentient: "<juggs>: Ethanol-fooled, we moved irc to another server, Subsentient went a little ratshit at one point as part of the april 1st thing. But no elite haxxors as far as I recall."
[03:48:09] <Ethanol-fooled> juggs, is that a joke or were you all seriously offended that subsentient posted that?
[03:48:33] <chromas> it was an irc kickfight
[03:48:39] <chromas> s/kick/slap/
[03:48:39] <sedctl> <chromas> it was an irc slapfight
[03:48:45] <Ethanol-fooled> chromas...so business as usual?
[03:49:03] <chromas> pretty much
[03:49:17] <Ethanol-fooled> subsentient, you crazy SOB
[03:49:44] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fooled: https://www.youtube.com
[03:49:45] <botgames> ^ 03Evan's Unique Broadcast - Bruce Almighty (6/9) Movie CLIP (2003) HD - YouTube
[03:50:35] <chromas> #imnotracistbecause #ididnotabort
[03:52:07] <Ethanol-fooled> #imnotracistbeacause I believe in Affirmative Action
[03:53:26] <Ethanol-fooled> Subsentient. my favorite Carrey movie was Liar, Liar
[03:53:28] <chromas> #imnotracistbecause I talk in the theater
[03:53:39] <Ethanol-fooled> The Mask was bitchin' as well.
[03:54:15] <Ethanol-fooled> all this talk about racism is making me want to listen to Living Colour.
[03:54:19] <arti> that was a good scene
[03:54:25] <arti> it's making me hungry
[03:54:29] * arti made some pork springrolls
[03:54:54] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fooled: Carrey is my favorite, hands down.
[03:55:00] <Ethanol-fooled> tonight it's Safeway Select brand microwave lasagna.
[03:55:15] <Subsentient> I've loved everything he's done.
[03:55:22] <Ethanol-fooled> subsentient - his characters in In Living Colour were top-notch.
[03:57:33] <arti> fire marshall bill
[03:59:01] <Ethanol-fooled> arti, he wasn't as crossdressingly hideous as Wanda, but he did a good exercise video spoof nonetheless...eating the jar of steroids and screaming when somebody moved aside his bikini top to reveal a nipple was pretty genius.
[03:59:10] <arti> https://youtu.be
[03:59:10] <botgames> ^ 03( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:00:10] <Ethanol-fooled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:00:10] <botgames> ^ 03Living Colour - Pride (Live at the Apollo) - YouTube
[04:00:28] <Ethanol-fooled> Living Colour: the best All-Black, post-Hendrix rock band
[04:06:16] <chromas> crutchy++
[04:06:16] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 153
[04:06:21] <mrcoolbp> it’s......
[04:06:26] * mrcoolbp ‘s BDAY
[04:06:33] <arti> oh nice!
[04:06:41] <arti> are you wearing your birthday suit?
[04:06:43] <chromas> happy birthday, from soylent, happy birthday
[04:06:44] <Ethanol-fooled> how old, mrcoolbp?
[04:06:45] <ciri> you talking to me?
[04:06:46] <arti> mine's at the cleaners
[04:06:49] <arti> :(
[04:06:51] * chromas stole that from an old payless ad
[04:07:01] <mrcoolbp> Eth: 31
[04:07:12] <mrcoolbp> arti: I can be
[04:07:14] * mrcoolbp winks
[04:07:20] <chromas> mrcoolbp: would you like to give yourself a free month subscription to soylent?
[04:07:24] * arti sprints for the canola oil
[04:07:29] <mrcoolbp> chromas: I’d love to!
[04:07:46] <Ethanol-fooled> high five, mrcoolbp
[04:07:55] <arti> happy birthday mrcoolbp, hopefully you already got your present from your wife.
[04:08:31] <mrcoolbp> arti: I’ll let her know you said that
[04:08:34] <Ethanol-fooled> this decade minus one year marks the pinnacle of your existance as a man.
[04:08:56] <Ethanol-fooled> No joke.
[04:09:36] <arti> unless you're tony stark or ellon musk
[04:09:51] <arti> we should play the lotto.
[04:10:12] <mrcoolbp> yeah, I’m cool, but I’m not THAT cool
[04:10:23] <mrcoolbp> so better start enjoying in!
[04:10:28] <mrcoolbp> it*
[04:10:53] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[04:10:54] <botgames> ^ 03Jim Carrey as Pee Wee Herman - YouTube
[04:11:40] <Ethanol-fooled> mrcoolbp, some folks see entering 30 as a shock. But the '30s for a man, and his 40's, are two of the most rockin' man-friendly decades you'll ever see.
[04:11:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What happened to Consumerist's Worst Company in America contest? - http://sylnt.us - bad-to-the-bone
[04:12:08] <mrcoolbp> Eth: I’m having a great time
[04:12:14] <mrcoolbp> to many more!
[04:12:18] * mrcoolbp has another
[04:12:29] * Ethanol-fooled raises glass to mrcoolbp, and all in attendance
[04:13:16] <mrcoolbp> g’night guys, I’ll await your presents in the morning
[04:13:35] <arti> i'll make sure ciri leaves one in front of the door :D
[04:13:47] <Ethanol-fooled> mrcoolbp, you already oversaw my death. You're getting no presents from me, hahah!
[04:13:58] <mrcoolbp> hahaha, mwahahaha
[04:14:32] * mrcoolbp assumes eth is talking about his journal entry and not his being banned which was completely automatic
[04:14:40] <juggs> Ethanol-fooled, I'm unclear what you are asking I am / was offended by? I like to think it's unpossible to offend me - we all have different views and live different lives. vive la difference.
[04:15:23] <arti> pfft. typical american republican --^
[04:15:30] <juggs> ohh, happy birthday mrcoolbp
[04:15:38] <mrcoolbp> arti: he’s not american
[04:15:41] <mrcoolbp> juggs: thanks!
[04:16:00] <arti> you're ruining my offensive lines
[04:16:02] <Ethanol-fooled> mrcoolbp/juggs, to answer those two comments, offending people is always at the odds of making money. I am surprised if haven't yet been institutionally permabanned.
[04:16:16] <arti> misogynist
[04:16:22] <mrcoolbp> eth: not to our knowledge
[04:16:37] <arti> rape culture supporter
[04:16:46] <mrcoolbp> <---^
[04:16:49] <Ethanol-fooled> I am waiting for it to happen. The question is, when?
[04:16:50] <arti> patriarchy!
[04:17:03] <juggs> gamergate is coming soon?
[04:17:20] <arti> when will the industry treat women with respect?
[04:17:28] <chromas> https://userstyles.org
[04:17:29] <botgames> ^ 03Soylentnews themes and skins - userstyles.org
[04:17:39] <Ethanol-fooled> The key is to do it gradually, so those who care don't realize it's happening.
[04:17:57] <arti> why is it so hard for white males to support $issue.
[04:18:09] <arti> Ethanol-fooled, that's how i do it too :D
[04:18:25] <arti> it's easier using a finger first though
[04:18:50] * juggs feels disturbed
[04:18:54] <arti> hahaha
[04:19:16] <arti> i usually listen to them, but blind bros gotta blind.
[04:19:36] <arti> "your music is so hard!"
[04:19:47] <arti> how are you doing juggs?
[04:19:47] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[04:19:53] * arti picks up ciri and pets
[04:20:14] <arti> one day you're going to have real knives to practice with :D
[04:20:28] <juggs> arti, I survive. You?
[04:20:58] <arti> been experimenting making some new food
[04:21:23] <Ethanol-fooled> Noice.
[04:21:31] <juggs> I'm supposed to ask what from. What from?
[04:21:58] <arti> vietnamese, spring rolls.
[04:22:11] <arti> the crunchy part == fried eggroll wrappers
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[04:22:51] <juggs> aka filo pastry
[04:22:54] <arti> i'm supposed to offer you a beer now. Beer now.
[04:23:00] <arti> $beer juggs
[04:23:00] * aqu4 gives juggs a cold can of beer
[04:23:12] <arti> we'll have to petition to get some glass bottles
[04:24:08] <takyon> cans > bottles
[04:24:10] <takyon> less photons
[04:24:11] <juggs> nah, there would be a danger of smash and glass to the face
[04:25:44] <juggs> takyon, your presence seems more stable of late, you may have to amend your nick :P
[04:26:29] <arti> bottle taste better than can.
[04:26:59] <arti> die flasche aus glas ist besser als metall
[04:31:42] takyon is now known as baryon
[04:33:57] <baryon> http://www.businessinsider.com
[04:33:58] <botgames> ^ 03Why Canned Beer Is Better - Business Insider
[04:34:27] <baryon> canned beer has superior taste, superior handling, less weight
[04:34:58] <baryon> you can also use reusable plastic holders to snap on 4-6 random cans for easy transport
[04:34:59] <juggs> Did you acquire a few quarks or is married life just suiting you well baryon ?
[04:35:16] <baryon> I'm a swinger
[04:35:20] <baryon> I have a pentaquark
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[04:35:49] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm going to leave.
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[04:37:56] <baryon> http://www.beeradvocate.com
[04:37:57] <botgames> ^ 036-Pack Can Holders | Community | BeerAdvocate
[04:38:33] <baryon> click the blockquote to see an image
[04:40:05] <juggs> The can <> bottle discussion is a mess to my mind. 30 years ago, sure the construction of a can would leach metallic flavours to the contents, that's pretty much solved with modern cans and coatings. It seems what we have now is more expensive or niche beers are sold in bottles which in turns sends a message that good beers cannot come in a can. The bottle becomes a placebo.
[04:42:34] <baryon> craft beer consumers are quickly catching on to the superiority of cans, and sales are improving according to the businessinsider article
[04:43:07] <chromas> craft beers are popular with hipsters. Sales are going up ironically
[04:44:48] <baryon> even the best craft beers are very cheap compared to expensive wines, and delicious
[04:46:19] <baryon> the irony is that when people complain about hipsters, they are worried about image as much as hipsters supposedly are
[04:47:19] <chromas> it was more of a joke than a complaint
[04:47:28] <chromas> even if it wasn't funny
[04:48:38] <baryon> I know
[04:48:46] <baryon> but baryon is here to weigh down jokes
[04:50:44] <chromas> someone needs to weigh down the wiki spam
[04:50:52] * chromas pokes WikiRC
[04:52:41] * juggs backs out of the room cautiously.
[04:57:13] <arti> are all of your glasses at home metal?
[04:57:50] <chromas> with a plastic coating
[04:58:01] <juggs> I know nothing about wiki and my clusterfumble whiskers tell me I don't want to - clusterfumble whiskers are alerting me to the possibility of a massive time vampire in wiki's location. Could be a false alert of course, but I'm steering clear.
[04:58:21] <arti> i like the taste of glass over metal.
[05:00:21] <juggs> arti? You taste the metal in a can of beer produced recently?
[05:01:03] <juggs> What does glass even taste of
[05:01:39] <arti> exactly
[05:01:46] <arti> thank you
[05:01:51] <arti> made my point for me
[05:02:00] <baryon> you should be pouring the beer into a glass anyway
[05:02:04] <baryon> not drinking it out of the bottle or can
[05:02:06] <juggs> o.O
[05:02:30] <arti> when i have to drink out of a beer, i prefer glass.
[05:02:56] <baryon> you can't shotgun a glass though
[05:03:06] <baryon> *bottle
[05:04:45] <arti> more for you :D
[05:06:43] <juggs> OK, I'm going to fall back to my earlier bottle == placebo comment and stagger off to the horizontal thing with insulating materials on it.
[05:07:19] <arti> i don't taste metal in the beer
[05:07:38] <arti> you said it yourself, what does glass even taste like
[05:07:47] <arti> you obviously know what can tastes like
[05:08:00] <arti> "it's a placebo!"
[05:08:39] <arti> you can taste the difference ^_~
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[06:14:25] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:14:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1254
[06:21:15] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Do you get a holiday today for easter?
[06:24:23] <crutchy> yup
[06:24:28] <crutchy> well, i chose to
[06:24:47] <crutchy> where i work i just get 8 weeks to take off whenever i want
[06:25:10] <crutchy> there's no distinction between sick leave, public holidays and annual leave etc
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[06:29:51] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[06:30:43] <crutchy> you?
[06:31:16] <JamesNZ> Midterm break, I get two weeks off B-)
[06:33:14] <crutchy> noice
[06:33:25] <crutchy> you involved in a school/uni?
[06:33:39] <JamesNZ> Uni, yeah.
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[06:43:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Perfect Birth Control for Men Is Here. Why Can't We Use It? - http://sylnt.us - tadpole-blocker
[06:51:09] <NCommander> GAH
[06:51:22] * NCommander had his first NetHack death and learned one of his unidentified wands was a wand of wishing
[06:51:23] <NCommander> $#!@#
[06:54:31] <crutchy> ooh
[06:54:48] <crutchy> can we track it on alt.org?
[06:55:11] <crutchy> also, hola NCommander o/
[06:55:39] <NCommander> crutchy, I played locally
[06:55:47] <crutchy> ah
[06:55:50] <NCommander> crutchy, I need the ability to save scum if something goes horridly wrong with the recording
[06:56:01] <NCommander> It *did* write out a bones file
[06:56:05] <NCommander> So there's a chance I can get that wand back
[06:57:46] * crutchy is playing with a named pipe
[07:19:36] <JamesNZ> java--
[07:19:36] <Bender> karma - java: -16
[07:19:37] <JamesNZ> java--
[07:19:37] <Bender> karma - java: -17
[07:22:32] <crutchy> lazarus++
[07:22:32] <Bender> karma - lazarus: 4
[07:22:47] <arti> vb6++
[07:22:47] <Bender> karma - vb6: 1
[07:23:00] <JamesNZ> java-- # BECAUSE FILE IO.
[07:23:00] <Bender> karma - java: -18
[07:23:55] <crutchy> php-- # because pointers (or lack thereof)
[07:23:55] <Bender> karma - php: 1
[07:25:54] <crutchy> delphi++ # because it's the IDE that Chuck Norris uses
[07:25:54] <Bender> karma - delphi: 32
[07:26:59] <chromas> "I don't always program in source code, but when I do…"
[07:29:23] <crutchy> guinea pigs are like little cows
[07:30:11] <crutchy> though i never tried guinea pig patties
[07:30:19] <arti> garlic++
[07:30:19] <Bender> karma - garlic: 4
[07:35:52] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[07:35:53] <botgames> ^ 03Crocodile Dundee 2 - Needs Garlic - YouTube
[08:13:33] <chromas> crutchy++
[08:13:33] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 154
[08:22:38] <crutchy> chromas++ # quick draw mcgaw :D
[08:22:38] <Bender> karma - chromas: 95
[08:45:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Game About Net Neutrality Receives Grant from Epic Games - http://sylnt.us - simulated-abuse
[09:49:46] <chromas> couple spambots on the wiki, getting past the filter
[09:50:07] <chromas> hehe, $pageall wikiadmins
[09:50:40] <crutchy> maybe use $tell
[09:50:59] <crutchy> ~time chicago
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[09:51:23] <chromas> who's in chicago?
[09:51:24] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[09:51:25] <exec> Monday, 6 April 2015 @ 4:51 am CDT - Chicago, IL, USA
[09:51:42] <crutchy> i just use it as a middle of the road timezone for you guys :p
[09:51:48] <chromas> ah
[09:51:58] <chromas> almost time for TheMightyFisher
[09:52:08] <crutchy> dude do you ever sleep?!
[09:52:12] <crutchy> lol
[09:52:22] <crutchy> you're worse than NC
[09:52:34] <chromas> oh shit, he's gonna find out I'm a bot
[09:52:39] <crutchy> haha
[09:52:42] <chromas> oh shit, did I say that out loud?
[09:52:44] <crutchy> we already knew that
[09:52:49] <crutchy> hmm.
[09:52:53] <crutchy> waffles is eating paper
[09:53:01] <crutchy> again
[09:53:11] <crutchy> stupid guinea gig
[09:53:17] * SirFinkus has been passing the turing test for months now
[09:54:33] * chromas checks the wiki admin page for SirFinkus' name
[09:54:45] <chromas> aw
[10:14:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1255
[10:18:10] <crutchy> hola!
[10:18:17] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:18:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1256
[10:25:06] <JamesNZ> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[10:25:08] * exec cohesively hurls a pair of used panties full of toilet water at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:25:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin mornin
[10:25:44] <crutchy> chromas++ # hacking away at the wiki spam weeds
[10:25:44] <Bender> karma - chromas: 96
[10:26:00] <chromas> crutchy++ # wiki spamhammer
[10:26:00] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 155
[10:26:24] <chromas> maybe we should analyze it
[10:26:31] <chromas> the timing, the word frequency
[10:26:48] <chromas> maybe xlefay is trying to communicate from beyond the net
[10:31:48] <crutchy> he's really a casino and cigar salesman
[10:32:02] <crutchy> how could we have missed the signs?
[10:32:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> and there's git all happy and syncing
[10:32:03] <ciri> not sure
[10:34:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> unfortunately someone buggered something up on the upstream end so i gotta fix that now
[10:41:17] * TheMightyBuzzard deals with someone else not knowing how to manually merge files
[10:41:55] <crutchy> how do you manually merge files?
[10:42:21] <chromas> open the web page and paste the file in :D
[10:42:40] <crutchy> there's usually a merge conflict section in the file
[10:42:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you let git try and auto-merge them then when it can't you fall back to text editor of choice
[10:43:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> find where the merge conflict is, fix it, save the file
[10:43:22] * crutchy sucks at git
[10:43:54] <crutchy> for some reason i always gotta make another temporary branch to fix shit like that
[10:45:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a pita and slow to resolve but no biggie really
[10:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> and done
[10:48:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> now, do i feel up to looking for some errors or no?
[10:48:38] * Subsentient has a monster headache from too much Warzone 2100
[10:49:53] * Subsentient looks for someone to pester
[10:49:59] <Subsentient> $burrito crutchy
[10:49:59] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at crutchy
[10:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, all you need is three people making edits to the same file at the same time and you start getting good at it.
[10:51:41] * Subsentient is on his Pentium 2 Panasonic Toughbook
[10:52:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah hell with that. i dunno what bytram was doing to break it.
[10:55:24] <Subsentient> http://universe2.us
[10:55:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> that your personal distro?
[10:56:03] <crutchy> ~link sublinux
[10:56:05] <exec> └─ nightlinux/update => http://tinyurl.com
[10:56:15] <crutchy> oops nightlinux
[10:56:31] <Subsentient> Actually I have a substantially better source now: http://gieba.universe2.us
[10:56:32] <botgames> ^ 03Index of /sublinux ( http://gieba.universe2.us )
[10:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> barely 686 but i spose the p2 was technically 686
[10:56:53] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Anything Pentium Pro and up is i686
[10:57:03] <crutchy> ~link sublinux http://gieba.universe2.us
[10:57:04] <exec> └─ sublinux => http://gieba.universe2.us
[10:57:13] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: SubLinux 2 runs on i586 so not an issue anyways
[10:57:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads
[10:57:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> where do you find the working hardware to test
[10:57:32] <ciri> out and about!! TheMightyBuzzard
[10:57:43] <Subsentient> I think next release will require i686 because it's a ton of trouble keeping i686 code out of binaries with inline asm
[10:57:55] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I have several boxen that meet that criteria
[10:58:12] <Subsentient> Including a 1995 Toshiba Satellite Pro 405cs laptop
[10:58:17] <Subsentient> with 40mb of RAM
[10:58:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're talking proper pentiums or the amd 586 chips there. that's some quality dinosaur-age
[10:58:28] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I actually have both
[10:58:36] <Subsentient> I have an AMD K6 too
[10:59:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads man, i barely remember the k6 and k6-2
[11:00:16] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I have a quintillion PCs, most of which fall on the old scale rather than the new scale
[11:00:34] <crutchy> make a beowulf
[11:00:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> do remember there was a bug with 350mhz clocked amd chips and windows though.
[11:01:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the amd chips that is
[11:01:09] <Subsentient> crutchy: Yah, so I can get the collective horsepower of a core i3 with 1000% the electricity cost
[11:01:23] <crutchy> just need a little wind farm
[11:01:25] <chromas> well if you're running them anyway
[11:01:30] <crutchy> or a hoover dam
[11:01:37] <chromas> wall-mount 'em
[11:03:19] <crutchy> actually you're in solar central
[11:03:31] <crutchy> your house should be on solar anyway
[11:04:17] <crutchy> two of my neighbours have solar panels on their roofs, but we don't quite get enough sun here to make them worth it i think
[11:04:30] <crutchy> if i lived further north prolly different
[11:05:24] <crutchy> ~php select
[11:05:24] <exec> function not found
[11:05:30] <crutchy> :<
[11:05:43] <chromas> ~php fselect
[11:05:44] <exec> function not found
[11:05:50] <chromas> ~php fpselect
[11:05:50] <exec> function not found
[11:06:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'fuckin warm there where you live most of the year, yeah? use whatzits... opposite of a peltier cooler...
[11:06:49] <crutchy> ~php stream_select
[11:06:50] <exec> int stream_select( array &$read , array &$write , array &$except , int $tv_sec [, int $tv_usec = 0] )
[11:06:50] <exec> http://php.net
[11:07:10] <chromas> there's also socket_Select()
[11:07:22] <crutchy> yeah i'm using that one
[11:07:31] <crutchy> gotta add a stream_select as well
[11:07:36] <crutchy> for the named pipe
[11:07:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima stick with stfu() && do_what_I_tell_you()
[11:16:07] * Subsentient looks for the screws to loosen to ease his headache
[11:16:17] <Subsentient> Maybe screaming at other people will help....
[11:17:00] <Subsentient> crutchy: 4GERBILS GERBILS GERBILS GERBILS GERBILS
[11:17:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Carly Fiorina Calls Apple's Tim Cook a 'Hypocrite' on Gay Rights - http://sylnt.us - hypocrisy-knows-no-bounds
[11:18:27] <crutchy> ~rainbow CIRI IS A BUTTHOLE
[11:18:28] <exec> 00,04C00,07I00,08R00,09I00,12 00,02I00,06S00,04 00,07A00,08 00,09B00,12U00,02T00,06T00,04H00,07O00,08L00,09E
[11:19:11] <crutchy> ooh there's a bit of chit chat in the #systemd channel on freenode
[11:20:59] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:20:59] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 162
[11:24:38] <crutchy> haha. i think apollo13 has a problem
[11:25:20] * crutchy has plugged a relay into #systemd here
[11:31:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, paulej72
[11:35:57] <paulej72> orning
[11:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> well shit. i dunno what i wanna do now.
[11:37:22] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: what was junked up on git.
[11:38:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly a failed merge on someone.
[11:39:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> they did a pull and didn't do the manual merges git told em to do.
[11:40:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> caused by working both out of the web ui and the git tree on dev i imagine.
[11:40:10] <paulej72> I am not sure that was me, because I do not remember it comming up with the editor window to do manual merges
[11:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh it don't, just tells you you need to.
[11:41:01] <crutchy> a pull?
[11:41:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it can't manually merge them it puts both versions in the file and leaves it to you how to resolve it.
[11:41:12] <crutchy> you mean a push?
[11:41:26] <crutchy> or a pull from somewhere else maybe
[11:41:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, github was ahead of the local repo somehow so had to do a pull.
[11:41:53] * crutchy didn't realize you could pull directly from github
[11:42:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> heck yeah. thas the only place i pull from really.
[11:42:18] <paulej72> yep that is how we deploy. pull from origin and install
[11:42:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wait no...
[11:42:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you pull from github to the local repo
[11:42:48] <crutchy> i pull my local repo from github, but i didn't think it was possible the other way round
[11:42:50] <crutchy> yeah
[11:42:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya thas a push
[11:43:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> the other way around i mean
[11:43:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> github was ahead of (and behind) local though so had to pull and merge the ones that wouldn't auto-merge
[11:43:58] <crutchy> dunno why the wiki spam is going spaz tonday
[11:45:14] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: now I wondering if the local had all of the currently running changes for rehash
[11:46:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it didn't, that'll teach whoever was monkeying with the live code instead of the src dir.
[11:46:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is often me but not this time
[11:47:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> went ahead and added NC's gopher work to the repo too
[11:47:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Searchable Snowden Surveillance Archive - http://sylnt.us - iant-list-of-gov't-sins
[11:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody says we gotta activate the plugin but it's easier to track that way.
[11:52:00] <paulej72> NCommander must have added his creds to the git reop becuse all of the current commits are autohred by him
[11:53:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod, i'll hafta give him a good kicking later i spose
[11:53:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> no biggie really. i've managed worse on my vm repo.
[12:01:10] * chromas gives the dog a crouton just to hear the crunch
[12:03:37] <chromas> crutchy++
[12:03:37] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 156
[12:07:12] <chromas> $gerbilctl standby swarm
[12:10:49] <aqu4> You must be a god to use that command.
[12:11:02] <chromas> the latency
[12:11:17] <Subsentient> chromas: Well it has to contact another dimension, so yeah
[12:11:29] <chromas> Super Bots Friends Unite!
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[12:18:12] <crutchy> hahaha this is nucking futs!
[12:18:26] <crutchy> chromas, got the socket working :D
[12:18:36] <chromas> woohoo!
[12:19:06] <crutchy> got exec output going on 3 terminals atm, with second via named pipe and third via a telnet session to a socket server
[12:19:51] <crutchy> time to make a coffee before starting on a little delphi client
[12:26:54] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[12:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't feel like being proper productive anymore but do feel like coding. bot or api?
[12:27:48] <crutchy> bots are fun, but so are apis. tough question
[12:28:03] <crutchy> maybe a bot api :D
[12:28:12] <crutchy> that's kinda what i'm working on
[12:28:32] <chromas> there ya go! then you can control the bot with soylent comments
[12:28:58] <crutchy> actually tmb...
[12:29:24] <crutchy> i think bytram is thinking about automating some testing with comments
[12:29:31] <crutchy> if there was an easy way to submit comments
[12:29:38] <crutchy> (even if only on dev)
[12:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is on dev. api is enabled.
[12:29:57] <crutchy> can submit comments with it?
[12:30:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> as AC, yeah.
[12:30:08] <crutchy> sweet
[12:30:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> can sub stories as well
[12:32:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need moar furniture. out of flat spaces to put stuff. garage sales this weekend i guess.
[12:33:04] <chromas> is that an invitation?
[12:33:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if you got a severe garage sale fetish.
[12:34:01] * chromas shoes up for 2k mile walk
[12:34:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> walk?! i'm a code monkey and i got a car. walking is for chumps.
[12:34:59] <chromas> well I wouldn't need shoes for that
[12:36:28] <NCommander> paulej72, TheMightyBuzzard: that's because that's what the .gitconfig defaults are
[12:37:09] <crutchy> g'day NCommander
[12:37:25] <crutchy> how's the nethackery wackery?
[12:38:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, it's cleared now anyhows so all's good.
[12:39:34] <chromas> [then you find out he was also manually fixing it up at the same time]
[12:41:40] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:41:40] <botgames> ^✓ 03Thomas Bergersen - Sun - YouTube
[12:41:53] <crutchy> ^ nice coding music
[12:43:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> no such thing. coding should be done in silence.
[12:43:54] <crutchy> i drive in silence, but inspirational music gets the neurons firing
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[12:44:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee gets the neurons firing. music just distracts them.
[12:44:34] <chromas> I think you mean
[12:44:43] <chromas> coffee++ gets the neurons firing. music just distracts them.
[12:44:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1257
[12:45:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> it is by caffeine alone that i set my mind in motion. it is by the bean of the coffee bush that the thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. it is by caffeine alone that i set my mind in motion.
[12:45:59] <chromas> your teeth would stay white if you'd just inject the stuff
[12:46:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i do have a bag of anhydrous caffeine but i don't dig needles all that much.
[12:47:14] <crutchy> plugable++ # awesome toymakers
[12:47:14] <Bender> karma - plugable: 1
[12:48:01] <chromas> seems like the spambot went to bed
[12:48:14] <crutchy> yeah i was just looking at that too
[12:48:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> what spambot?
[12:48:32] <chromas> or maybe it's an indian kid or something getting paied half a cent per 100 spams
[12:48:35] <chromas> on the wiki
[12:48:49] <chromas> bypassing the current spam rules
[12:49:13] <chromas> crutchy made an awesome tool for hammering from irc
[12:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[12:49:43] <chromas> but we don't has access to delete anything, just empty the pages
[12:50:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> same here
[12:50:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i want any more access
[12:50:57] <crutchy> maybe MrPlow could have access
[12:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you two should come on team and be wiki guys. clean that nonsense up right.
[12:51:25] <chromas> ~count channel=#wiki nick=WikiRC message=\!N since=today()
[12:51:27] <exec> 0336
[12:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think you're the only ones who actually use it anyway.
[12:51:54] <chromas> hm, if kobach and xlefay were team bacon, what would we be? team butt?
[12:52:43] <chromas> poor wiki; nobody loves it
[12:53:04] <crutchy> the spambots seem to like it :p
[12:53:18] <crutchy> someone has to maintain it for them
[12:53:50] <crutchy> maybe we could host all the documentation on github
[12:53:52] <SirFinkus> we have a wiki?
[12:54:19] <crutchy> [[SoylentNews]]
[12:54:21] <exec> 13This is a home for information about how SoylentNews.org was started, the vision for it, and discussion about it's future.
[12:54:21] <exec> 02http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/SoylentNews
[12:54:29] <SirFinkus> I was joking
[12:54:59] <crutchy> aww. i wasted a perfectly good showboat
[12:55:07] <chromas> the bot was also joking
[12:55:40] <chromas> it's learning, you guy
[12:55:43] <chromas> s
[12:55:46] <crutchy> its only serious when its talking about ciri being a butt
[12:55:55] <crutchy> hole
[12:56:02] <chromas> these are facts
[12:56:09] <crutchy> my kb still hates me
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[12:57:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[12:57:39] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[12:58:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;join ##
[12:58:26] <Bender> done - join
[12:59:02] <chromas> ;join x y
[12:59:06] <chromas> aw
[12:59:32] <crutchy> ;join 0
[12:59:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, should have given an error message there
[12:59:41] <crutchy> >;-D
[12:59:57] <crutchy> /nick poutine
[12:59:59] * chromas swats Bender's shiny metal ass
[13:00:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;join #foo
[13:00:01] <Bender> done - join
[13:00:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;part #foo
[13:00:27] <Bender> leaving #foo chan
[13:00:31] <Bender> done - part
[13:00:37] <crutchy> sounds japanese
[13:00:41] <chromas> Bender uses ; too?
[13:00:59] <chromas> ;join #natalie_portman
[13:01:07] <crutchy> maybe bender is feeling left out
[13:01:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, stoopid bender
[13:01:15] <chromas> he don't listen to us plebs
[13:01:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> les see
[13:02:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;dothis $bar = sprintf("%s", "💩");
[13:02:12] <MrPlow> 💩
[13:02:15] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[13:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone try a ;dothis for me
[13:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> something safe, he's very breakable right now
[13:03:24] <chromas> ;dothis journalctl --boot
[13:03:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned bot
[13:03:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;unload
[13:03:57] <chromas> aw, I forgot to set $foo
[13:04:08] <chromas> wouldn't that be hillary ous
[13:04:30] <chromas> ;dothis $foo = shell('journalctl --boot')
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[13:04:49] <chromas> it wasn't me!
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[13:05:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> no wonder it wasn't working. had the wrong var name.
[13:05:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[13:05:23] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[13:05:50] <chromas> ;dothis $foo = shell('journalctl --boot')
[13:05:50] <MrPlow> Sorry, the dothis op is admin-only
[13:06:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> better
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[13:06:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, janrinok.
[13:06:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> donut time. afk.
[13:06:37] <janrinok> afternoon TheMightyBuzzard
[13:06:40] <NCommander> crutchy, intro video and 1 went up
[13:06:52] <NCommander> crutchy, 2 is schedueld, 3 is recorded (and I had an epic freakout in it)
[13:06:53] <janrinok> hi NCommander crutchy
[13:06:53] <ciri> >.> janrinok
[13:07:14] <crutchy> ~link NCommander
[13:07:15] <exec> ├─ NCommander/Youtube/Nethack0 => https://www.youtube.com
[13:07:16] <exec> └─ NCommander/Youtube/Nethack1 => https://www.youtube.com
[13:07:36] <NCommander> Episode 2 goes up on Wednesday
[13:07:47] <chromas> don't forget the lensflare this time
[13:07:51] <chromas> and baysplosions
[13:07:54] <crutchy> noice
[13:08:02] <janrinok> we're becoming a media channel now!
[13:08:24] <crutchy> rupert murdoch had better watch out
[13:08:28] <janrinok> hehe
[13:09:03] * crutchy is glad murdoch isn't australian any more
[13:09:20] <chromas> Alzheimer's Cocks News
[13:09:27] <janrinok> what is he now?
[13:09:45] <crutchy> not sure. british or american. you can have him :p
[13:10:01] <janrinok> we don't want him!
[13:10:05] <paulej72> what ever is best for his wallet
[13:10:08] <chromas> we have enough turdburglars over here, thanks
[13:10:12] <janrinok> lol
[13:11:28] <crutchy> i'd leave a comment on NCommander's channel but i dunno my google password anymore
[13:11:57] <crutchy> i think i had it safely stowed in a little nondescript text file somewhere, but i dunno where that is either
[13:12:04] <crutchy> prolly somewhere safe
[13:12:33] <janrinok> backed-up 5 times if only you knew where....
[13:12:38] <chromas> ~eval locate password.txt
[13:12:44] * chromas doesn't know how locate works
[13:23:53] <kadal> crutchy, ping the NSA. they'll help
[13:34:03] <paulej72> the NSA should get into the passwrod vault business
[13:37:37] <crutchy> ooh
[13:37:59] <crutchy> sorry was trying to figure out how to get a client socket working in delphi. skillz are a bit rusty
[13:49:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Spied on Argentina About Falkland Islands - http://sylnt.us - finally-real-spying
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[22:43:21] <paulej72> 11:25 EDT today Konomi indentify
[22:44:06] <chromas> You can also /ison
[22:44:25] <chromas> well, I guess you're in such a position that you don't have to :)
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