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[23:59:55] <juggs> I thought the last time around he was put on a final warning. Interesting to see if the beeb actually pull the trigger on him. Can't see it happening
[23:59:55] <n1> and as ive mentioned before, i'm almost certain this is jeremy clarkson wanting to get out of the 3 year contract he signed
[23:59:34] <SirFinkus> that last one he mumbled something that kind of sounded like "nigger" and got crucified for it
[23:59:21] <n1> and it's nice stories for the tabloid press in the UK
[23:59:08] <n1> none of the top gear controversies have been real, theyve been engineered for the most part
[23:58:49] <n1> most of it is manufactured
[23:58:38] <SirFinkus> his comments are usually pretty tame
[23:58:22] <Ethanol-fueled> he's almost as awesome as Mel Gibson.
[23:58:11] <SirFinkus> all of the top gear controversies are stupid as fuck
[23:57:57] <Ethanol-fueled> he was awesome in Beyond the Law.
[23:57:50] <Ethanol-fueled> charlie sheen rocks.
[23:54:58] <chromas> ah, the ol' charlie sheen
[23:54:28] <SirFinkus> Clarkson punched a producer
[23:54:04] <chromas> Did someone get hurt?
[23:53:15] <SirFinkus> so I guess no more top gear this year
[23:49:47] <exec> retrorape: unable to find definition
[23:49:35] <chromas> ~define retrorape
[23:49:10] <chromas> "retroactive rapists"
[23:49:05] <chromas> reading a soylent comment
[23:48:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Makes me wanna go to Mars.
[23:47:10] <chromas> that's been in the news
[23:47:09] <Ethanol-fueled> that's a batshit-insane head-scratcher.
[23:46:57] <Ethanol-fueled> That also means that any high schooler who takes nude pics of themselves or their peers is guilty of manufacturing child porn.
[23:46:38] <chromas> you filthy pervert, you
[23:46:23] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: so you can bang a high schooler but you can't take pics
[23:46:09] <SirFinkus> doesn't mean it's logical
[23:45:57] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, that makes no fucking sense though.
[23:45:38] <chromas> age of consent for sex is usually lower than age of consent for nude media
[23:45:26] <SirFinkus> but I almost want to see him punished for being retarded
[23:45:00] <SirFinkus> and probably had several inside them
[23:44:46] <SirFinkus> I'm sure most/all of those girls have seen several cocks
[23:44:45] <chromas> it's for porn
[23:44:45] <Ethanol-fueled> and no child was actually harmed other than seeing a guy jacking off, which they've seen already.
[23:44:36] <chromas> Right, but I mean, it's not a tool for general "Hi, how ya doin'?" type messaging
[23:44:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, I think he should not have been punished, because he did not have criminal intent.
[23:44:14] <SirFinkus> still, he was charged with "Risk of Injury to Child", which seems pretty bullshit
[23:44:11] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas...anybody with half a brain knew that snapchat was bullshit. Uh...screenshots? Hel-LO?
[23:43:47] <Ethanol-fueled> although my dad doesn't do it because he's technologically illiterate.
[23:43:37] <chromas> Makes sense; there's no other use for snapchat other than pics you want deleted right away
[23:43:32] <SirFinkus> even for stuff like facebook
[23:43:31] <Ethanol-fueled> same here, finkus.
[23:43:22] <SirFinkus> my dad is a teacher and he doesn't fuck with any of that
[23:43:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus...anybody under the age of consent, for that matter.
[23:43:01] <SirFinkus> it seems like adding high school girls to your snapchat is just asking for trouble
[23:42:57] <Ethanol-fueled> I prefer to use the app.
[23:42:27] <chromas> What's your phone? Android has multiple user profile support now. I'm not sure if that means separate contact lists and stuff
[23:41:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Perhaps I should move all my coworkers to it as well.
[23:41:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm glad I have an app of hidden contacts on my phone.
[23:40:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Jesus, that sucks.
[23:39:40] <chromas> in fact, it's one of the tabs that keeps coming back after pale moon crashes
[23:39:22] <chromas> I remember that one, SirFinkus
[23:39:09] <Ethanol-fueled> and on Fapp circle as well.
[23:39:04] <SirFinkus> "accidental"
[23:39:04] <chromas> However, I do have a hard time believing a cop got fired for anything
[23:39:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas, the funny part was, the officer actually did a lot of the porn watching in front of an elementary school
[23:38:53] <NetCraft> ^ 03One coach’s nightmare—sending his wank video to female players | Ars Technica
[23:38:53] <SirFinkus> http://arstechnica.com the much more interesting story
[23:38:38] <chromas> it's not like they have a lot to do
[23:38:32] <chromas> I can easily imagine a cop parking off in a dark lot somewhere at night, shaded from street lamps, whipping out a mobile phone, and spankin' it
[23:37:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cop Spotted Watching Porn in Patrol Car is Fired - http://sylnt.us - avoiding-the-obvious-puns
[23:31:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck off, ciri
[23:31:24] <ciri> how how brown cow
[23:31:23] <Ethanol-fueled> How are those brutal east-coast temperatures treating you, Pauley?
[23:21:21] <paulej72> relax resling
[23:20:14] <paulej72> fuck it 7 here and its dark oclock
[23:20:03] <Ethanol-fueled> can drink the stuff like water.
[23:19:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Gallo wine here.
[23:19:52] <Ethanol-fueled> It's 4pm here, and the sun is out. And I'm not trying to spend money or do anything. So, the booze.
[23:19:48] <paulej72> iv got the booxe as well
[23:19:27] <n1> booze doesn't sound like a bad idea
[23:17:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Drinking mode - ACTIVATE.
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[22:38:54] <Ethanol-fueled> brb, gonna get a beer.
[22:36:08] <chromas> that's the Hispanic peeking through
[22:35:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Nah, gonna leave it as-is for now. Feeling lazy.
[22:35:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I should have mentioned that, because I am a fraction Hispanic.
[22:35:27] * chromas wonders if Ethanol-fueled knows about his own brown menace hiding within
[22:35:11] <chromas> I liked that one
[22:34:49] <Ethanol-fueled> The only better one of mine is the meeting Soylent News one.
[22:34:36] <chromas> Yeah, and since it's on the internet, we assume it's all true
[22:33:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Hilarious.
[22:33:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I broke up with my girlfriend recently and going shopping today I realized that there are a lot of stupid petty things about myself I try to hide. So I needed a reality-check.
[22:32:25] <chromas> "both of which resulting from chronic masturbation"
[22:20:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Writing that was actually pretty therapeutic.
[22:20:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[22:20:23] <Ethanol-fueled> https://soylentnews.org
[21:58:50] * Ethanol-fueled is working on a new journal entry, "Self-Troll"
[21:51:21] * chromas is NOT jewish. no!!!
[21:51:18] * Ethanol-fueled rubs hands
[21:51:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Good goy.
[21:51:10] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAH
[21:51:01] <sedctl> <chromas> puts on his bib goy pants
[21:51:01] <chromas> s/g/b/
[21:50:56] * chromas puts on his big goy pants
[21:50:44] * chromas is using nfs for the first time
[21:47:55] <NetCraft> ^ 03Movie Deaths Database, the best and worst Hollywood Homicides *:-) - Movie Deaths Database
[21:47:54] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.moviedeaths.com
[21:47:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy crap! I just found the coolest site!
[21:46:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I like to think of Pauley and mrcoolbp as Pauley and Smiley from the movie Darkman
[21:44:12] <exec> 03[2014-02-24 02:52:47] #Soylent <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah. What's up?
[21:44:10] <chromas> ~first nick=Ethanol-fueled
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[21:42:32] <exec> 03[2014-09-19 07:26:15.684] #Soylent <crutchy> ~queue
[21:42:30] <Ethanol-fueled> ~random nick=crutchy
[21:41:05] <n1> but it got too convoluted so just left it as it arrived
[21:40:31] <n1> i was trying to work into into the 'x writes:'
[21:40:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I think my cover gets blown once they're in the queue under "Ethanol-fueled"
[21:40:13] <Bender> karma - n1: 14
[21:40:13] <arti> n1++
[21:40:06] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[21:40:04] <arti> lol
[21:39:48] <n1> with your indian alter ego
[21:38:34] <Ethanol-fueled> sumbitchions
[21:37:05] <Ethanol-fueled> submissions
[21:37:02] <Ethanol-fueled> glad to help out with weekend dubmissions\
[21:35:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India Bride Leaves Groom for Failing Math Test - http://sylnt.us - 2+2=5
[21:34:04] <sedctl> <crutchy> <chromas> Ethanol-fueled also creamated
[21:34:04] <crutchy> chromas, s/re/rea/
[21:33:52] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled also cremated
[21:33:28] <paulej72> LOL
[21:33:14] <SirFinkus> given she was cremated, I don't understand the attraction
[21:32:12] <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled is washing SirFinkus’ grandmother off himself
[21:31:17] <crutchy> "Mom, if you were in a German scheisse video, you... you'd tell me, right?"
[21:30:50] <Ethanol-fueled> brb, gonna take a shower.
[21:30:11] <crutchy> granny shitstain?
[21:30:07] <SirFinkus> not unless he's a necrophile
[21:30:00] <Ethanol-fueled> You nasty, Pauley
[21:29:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahaah
[21:29:47] <paulej72> was that after Ethanol-fueled got done with her SirFinkus
[21:29:22] <SirFinkus> well, my grandma was brown
[21:29:07] <crutchy> quote by a turkish :p
[21:29:04] <Ethanol-fueled> There are black jews.
[21:29:03] <paulej72> no arabic jew
[21:28:58] * chromas divides by zero
[21:28:35] <chromas> a black jew?
[21:27:58] <crutchy> "Pretends he's jewish, wishes he was jewish, even tells his family they're jewish, but he's about jewish as he is a fuckin monkey"
[21:26:55] <paulej72> or is it 1/16
[21:26:38] <paulej72> I believe I am too
[21:25:18] <SirFinkus> I'm like 1/8 Cherokee or something
[21:23:54] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Californio
[21:23:53] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[21:23:53] <chromas> :( "clnt_create: RPC: Program not registered"
[21:23:29] <chromas> I mean, you were before, but we didn't know it
[21:23:15] <chromas> holy shit! that makes you suddenly 10% more racist
[21:22:51] <Ethanol-fueled> The funny thing is that I recently found out I'm not part navajo...I'm part californio instead.
[21:22:08] <exec> 03[2014-11-28 04:42:53.255] #Soylent <Ethanol-fueled> http://upload.wikimedia.org
[21:22:05] <crutchy> ~random nick=Ethanol-fueled
[21:20:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahah. I'm glad you all can look up IPs and shit, people were slandering my good name accusing that troll of being me.
[21:20:05] * Ethanol-fueled is reading the infamous troll AC in the "calling all editors..." discussion
[21:17:53] <SirFinkus> well, you're still alive, so it can't have been that bad
[21:17:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Probably not the best idea, but fuggit.
[21:16:57] <Ethanol-fueled> coffe just powered me through a 2-mile run in the hot sun.
[21:16:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1183
[21:16:15] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:12:52] <SirFinkus> Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
[21:12:17] <Ethanol-fueled> It was a song. Don't even remember who did it.
[21:12:03] <Ethanol-fueled> It's an old internet joke, I guess.
[21:11:47] <SirFinkus> is that a star trek reference?
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[21:08:56] <chromas> when the walls fell?
[21:07:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Zophar. Has manboobs.
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[20:41:02] <SirFinkus> good shit
[20:39:13] * SirFinkus is listening to The Heavy — Girl, from the album Great Vengeance and Furious Fire
[20:38:29] <Ethanol-fueled> As a matter of policy I attack commenters, but not soylent news.
[20:38:05] <Ethanol-fueled> No, I didn't erase the journal because i looked stupid, I erased it because I didn't want to start any controversy about accusing soylent news of paranoid shit.
[20:37:31] * chromas archives so we can forever wave ef's misteak in his face
[20:37:25] <SirFinkus> I think that's you and everyone else, including the devs sometimes lol
[20:36:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I just changed the settings and it works. I will delete the journal shortly.
[20:36:39] <Ethanol-fueled> no finkus, the issue is that I'm ignorant of how Slashcode works.
[20:36:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, nevermind. I'm just a fucking idiot.
[20:36:22] <SirFinkus> I think you just got downvoted Ethanol-fueled, can't patch human nature
[20:35:53] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN journal Disappearing Comments? 04(1 comments)
[20:35:52] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org
[20:35:47] <chromas> yeah it's a journal entry. if it's accessed the normal way, it looks right
[20:35:02] <janrinok> if you don't fill the fields in, it doesn't appear to put default values in any more
[20:34:52] * chromas sees all the ef comments
[20:34:33] <SirFinkus> I got 4 comments on the discussion, some are downvoted, but all are visible if I expand them
[20:34:02] <janrinok> it looks like a cut and paste job - possibly by accident?
[20:33:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I had 4 comments in that discussion, two are now at 0 and two others are at 3 and 4
[20:32:58] <chromas> it doesn't say who its by or anything
[20:32:39] <Ethanol-fueled> what do you mean? Should I add or change something in the entry?
[20:30:22] <chromas> kind of weird that it doesn't show anything about the comment
[20:29:35] <SirFinkus> Jeremiah seemed pretty salty
[20:29:08] <SirFinkus> oh, that was a good fight
[20:27:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I guess I should have just asked somebody here, but - http://soylentnews.org
[20:26:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Good point.
[20:25:29] <SirFinkus> point is, all participants should have knowledge of all the hazards, it isn't sporting otherwise
[20:25:28] <janrinok> with lasers?
[20:25:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Whoa, man. Literally sued to DEATH
[20:25:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Jewish lawyers?
[20:25:00] <chromas> in pits
[20:24:57] <chromas> and lawyers
[20:24:56] <SirFinkus> yes
[20:24:42] <Ethanol-fueled> or shark pits
[20:24:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Spike pits are cool
[20:24:16] <SirFinkus> so more like spike pits
[20:24:02] <SirFinkus> environmental hazards are fine, but only if the participants have knowledge of them
[20:23:57] * janrinok considers the 'sport' of 'hamburgering'.
[20:23:27] <SirFinkus> it wouldn't be popular if the best fighter could just step on a mine and get hamburgered
[20:23:05] <SirFinkus> I think that would detract for the "sport" aspect of it though
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[20:22:29] <Ethanol-fueled> and pipes that shoot flames and shit
[20:22:25] <Ethanol-fueled> they could put mines in the field
[20:20:26] <SirFinkus> the murderer fighting the family of the murdered
[20:20:06] <SirFinkus> then you have emotional drama
[20:19:54] <SirFinkus> literally everybody
[20:19:50] <SirFinkus> but criminals are eligible to participate
[20:19:32] <SirFinkus> nobody is forced to do it
[20:19:28] <SirFinkus> Ethanol-fueled I think it should just be voluntary participants
[20:19:14] <janrinok> yeah, what was that film called, Ethanol-fueled?
[20:19:10] * chromas misquoted; dammit
[20:18:38] <chromas> "Do you like movies about gladiators, son?"
[20:18:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck phoney civility, it's a savage world.
[20:18:25] <Ethanol-fueled> For condemned criminals and shit.
[20:18:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I think we should have gladiator fights.
[20:18:04] <chromas> start a petition on whitehouse.gov
[20:17:36] <SirFinkus> the bitching would be unprecedented too, but people would watch
[20:17:27] <janrinok> chromas: good point again
[20:17:14] <SirFinkus> I guarantee it'd be the most watched thing ever
[20:17:12] <chromas> and that's the day they'd push sopa through
[20:16:53] <SirFinkus> but honestly, if some tv channel aired live gladiatorial combat, who wouldn't watch?
[20:16:30] <janrinok> my wife is def female - I've checked
[20:16:11] <janrinok> you're not helping....
[20:16:04] <SirFinkus> either way, it should alarm him/her
[20:15:50] <SirFinkus> tell him/her you're laughing at the concept of sweaty men grappling each other
[20:15:49] <chromas> to which you replied, "just talkin' 'bout guys slammin' balls"
[20:15:16] <janrinok> my SO has just demanded to know why I am laughing so much.
[20:14:39] <janrinok> rofl
[20:14:33] <SirFinkus> get rid of the whole "ball" abstraction
[20:14:28] <chromas> with senators
[20:14:22] <SirFinkus> football just seems to be an excuse to get monsters to run at each other as fast as they can
[20:14:22] <janrinok> I've become allergic to pain as I get older
[20:14:01] <SirFinkus> we should bring back gladiatorial combat
[20:13:26] <janrinok> but probably enough said about that...
[20:13:18] * SirFinkus doesn't even know
[20:13:13] <SirFinkus> I think
[20:13:12] <SirFinkus> oh wait, we didn't get in last year, but the year before
[20:12:44] <janrinok> ah, yes, I remember reading the comments on here about the final play
[20:12:28] <SirFinkus> seattle
[20:12:26] <janrinok> lol
[20:12:24] <SirFinkus> seahawks
[20:12:21] <chromas> the winners
[20:12:14] <janrinok> 'scuse my ignorance, but which team is local to you?
[20:12:10] <SirFinkus> which was a huge deal
[20:11:53] <SirFinkus> especially since our local team won last year
[20:11:41] <SirFinkus> I don't think so either, socially it's a little annoying though
[20:11:31] <janrinok> just my personal opinion
[20:11:14] <janrinok> SirFinkus: I don't think that you have missed anything significant
[20:10:53] <SirFinkus> just bits and pieces
[20:10:48] * SirFinkus has never watched a football game
[20:10:30] <n1> 2009 i caught the 'last 5 minutes' of the superbowl, it went on for an hour it seemed
[20:10:19] <janrinok> do you mean 5-a-side football?
[20:10:15] <SirFinkus> no out of bounds or anything, just constant play
[20:10:15] <n1> i have tried to watch US football several times, college football was better but i really never got into it.
[20:10:01] <SirFinkus> I've heard indoor football is decent
[20:09:55] * arti also likes hockey
[20:09:37] <arti> indeed, rugby is pretty awesome
[20:09:33] <chromas> I know anytime I've scrolled by football on tv, they're always doing a replay or showing guys standing around
[20:09:26] <janrinok> I'd rather watch a match of rugby than US football though. at least the action keeps going.
[20:08:35] <ciri> hahaha
[20:08:34] <janrinok> lol - not quite that long
[20:08:25] <chromas> 5 minutes?
[20:08:10] <SirFinkus> in the us
[20:08:09] <janrinok> most often, the US football matches shown over in Europe have all the rubbish taken out and they are games of a reasonable duration
[20:07:58] <SirFinkus> I think as far as physical spectators go, its the most popular sport
[20:07:38] <chromas> the narrators gotta keep their mouths running nonstop
[20:07:22] <chromas> and talking
[20:06:39] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[20:06:38] <n1> how do you know it's a popular american sport? when there's ample time for commercials and product placements
[20:04:36] <janrinok> Nascar is not covered here much in Europe, although many other US sports are from time to time
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[20:04:15] <chromas> "You just drive real fast and sometimes turn to the left"
[20:03:38] <janrinok> well I agree with the rally bit, I don't know enough about nascar
[20:03:19] <chromas> they should replace nascar with drunk racing
[20:03:15] <SirFinkus> I know very little though, that's just my impression
[20:02:34] <SirFinkus> rally* racing seems to be more skill based, while nascar seems to be more about strategy and endurance
[20:02:23] <janrinok> are these breakers, or do you need big money to take part?
[20:02:22] <arti> just set the material strength to infinite.
[20:01:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I know some guys that actualyl do it. It's actually pretty ridiculous to see how much shit they break every race.
[20:01:15] <SirFinkus> nascar popular?
[20:01:11] <janrinok> audioguy and paulej72 have been working hard for quite a few hours now
[20:01:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Off-road races (trucks) are popular here as well.
[20:00:44] <janrinok> agreed
[20:00:39] <SirFinkus> or rallycross
[20:00:35] <SirFinkus> I might actually watch that
[20:00:29] <SirFinkus> rally racing looks more interesting though, nobody seems to care about that though in the US
[20:00:29] <arti> our resident perl people are like wookies, toiling
[20:00:25] <janrinok> better than I have been for a few weeks thanks
[20:00:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Soylent News rocks.
[20:00:12] <Ethanol-fueled> sup jan rinok
[20:00:06] <arti> excellent work on getting the site up and improving the death star
[20:00:05] <janrinok> hi Ethanol-fueled , arti
[19:59:58] <SirFinkus> nascar is pretty popular in the US though
[19:59:57] <chromas> also does the football and shit
[19:59:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Basketball is hella fun to play.
[19:59:45] <chromas> no, but I live with one right now :/
[19:59:44] <SirFinkus> doesn't follow nascar at all
[19:59:44] <arti> we've got a pretty good crowd
[19:59:39] <janrinok> ah, OK
[19:59:29] <SirFinkus> only reason I know about basketball and baseball is because my dad follows them
[19:59:29] <janrinok> you a nascar fan chromas ?
[19:58:59] <chromas> it's nascar season. grab yer beer
[19:58:03] <SirFinkus> basketball and baseball have so many games that day of the week doesn't matter as much
[19:57:59] <janrinok> or soccer, as opposed to your version of 'football'
[19:57:32] <janrinok> In Europe, Sat afternoon is football in many places
[19:57:10] <SirFinkus> not football season anyway
[19:57:04] <SirFinkus> in the US, probably Sunday because of football, but I don't know since I don't follow sports
[19:56:30] <janrinok> what day is the most popular for sports - Sat or Sun?
[19:56:06] <SirFinkus> well, it's only 1pm here on the Best Coast
[19:55:33] <janrinok> no, especially on a Saturday evening - as it is here.
[19:55:29] <chromas> yes
[19:55:01] <SirFinkus> honestly, we have like, 5k users, can he/she really expect the irc channel to be bustling at all times?
[19:54:15] <janrinok> probably ;)
[19:54:08] <SirFinkus> is that better?
[19:54:04] <SirFinkus> he/she can go fuck him/her self anyway though
[19:53:54] <janrinok> I think that you are safe on that one!
[19:53:34] <SirFinkus> see, I make the assumption again
[19:53:17] <janrinok> yep, it's a knack I picked up from nick
[19:53:01] <SirFinkus> good job janrinok, you scared him off
[19:52:58] <janrinok> I only know a couple of females on our site, but the odds suggest that there should be more
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[19:52:19] <SirFinkus> I assume every human on the internet is male, but especially trolls
[19:52:16] <janrinok> minus karma, but karma all the same
[19:52:02] <janrinok> ciri with karma - life is a bitch
[19:51:49] <SirFinkus> probably a valid assumption though, tbh
[19:51:41] <janrinok> thx SirFinkus
[19:51:39] <Bender> karma - ciri: -30
[19:51:39] <chromas> ciri++
[19:51:30] <SirFinkus> just so you can experience ciri
[19:51:25] <janrinok> good point - and I always assume that trolls in the comments are male, and I don't know why i do that
[19:51:19] <SirFinkus> <ciri> lol that's funny!
[19:50:50] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[19:50:50] <janrinok> lol
[19:50:46] * SirFinkus makes a note in his notebook
[19:50:40] <SirFinkus> interesting
[19:50:36] <SirFinkus> you apply gender to ciri?
[19:50:33] <janrinok> tecnomo: so how is your Saturday going?
[19:49:48] <janrinok> I have him 'ignored' - it just annoys me
[19:49:47] <SirFinkus> contributing as usually
[19:49:25] <SirFinkus> don't forget ciri
[19:48:47] <janrinok> I was just thinking that, then looking back in the logs there are arti, ethanol and chromas in the last 10 minutes or so
[19:48:31] <SirFinkus> or a minute ago
[19:48:18] <SirFinkus> you joined 30 seconds ago
[19:48:08] <tecnomo> Wow this place is quiet
[19:47:32] <tecnomo> Hello all
[19:47:25] <ciri> tach janrinok
[19:47:25] <janrinok> hi tecnomo
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[19:46:53] <SirFinkus> go fuck yourself ciri
[19:46:52] <janrinok> it's OK, my fingers do that too
[19:46:39] <SirFinkus> rather
[19:46:38] <ciri> hi there SirFinkus
[19:46:36] <SirFinkus> hi
[19:46:32] <SirFinkus> he janrinok
[19:46:24] <janrinok> hi SirFinkus
[19:45:09] <ciri> howdy n1
[19:45:09] <n1> hi janrinok
[19:45:05] <ciri> hi janrinok
[19:45:04] <janrinok> hi again nick
[19:44:50] <n1> obviously that is subjective though
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[19:44:44] <SirFinkus> it was that and the trackpad, font rendering is a big thing for me
[19:44:38] <n1> or 'better than good enough'
[19:44:31] <n1> i go for 'good enough' if it's half the price of 'just right'
[19:44:15] <n1> i usually still cant justify the cost though with these things
[19:44:03] <SirFinkus> stuff like font smoothing doesn't really matter anymore
[19:44:00] <n1> yeah, i do understand
[19:43:26] <SirFinkus> 200 vs 100dpi is a revelation if you do a lot of reading
[19:43:07] <SirFinkus> for me, it's text
[19:42:53] <n1> i get it for that, if you're doing graphic/video editing stuff
[19:42:50] <arti> apple does a lot of stuff well, i just really wish they'd have super high end systems available instead of ford focus guts.
[19:42:14] <SirFinkus> nobody else did that at the time, and osx still has the best support for high dpi screens
[19:41:56] <arti> retina is pretty spiffy
[19:41:55] <chromas> arti: if your hardware doesn't cut you, it's not thin or cool enough
[19:41:50] <SirFinkus> I got mine because it had the hi-res screen
[19:41:49] <arti> i dig apple phones though, straight up appliance.
[19:41:30] <n1> and i have no reason to use os x
[19:41:29] <arti> i don't really get the obsession with thin though
[19:41:21] <n1> but the price is a big issue
[19:41:13] <n1> i like some of the apple hardware
[19:41:10] <arti> my complaint is mainly the price.
[19:40:52] <SirFinkus> I have a mbp, it certainly isn't perfect, but it's the best laptop I've used
[19:40:49] <n1> everything just works, and if it doesn't, you didnt spend enough money
[19:40:43] <arti> if it doesn't work on linux, you're doing it wrong
[19:40:25] <n1> any time a bit of software doesn't work on a mac for no reason, it's the softwares fault... if some software doesnt work on windows, "well thats why i use a mac!"
[19:40:10] <Ethanol-fueled> ...WITH A VENGEANCE.
[19:40:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Allright, gonna go jog. Be back later.
[19:39:50] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[19:39:42] <n1> thats the attitude i get from the mac owners i know
[19:39:28] <n1> and macs are absolutely perfect, if it doesn't do what you want, it's your fault for not buying the latest model or the better one when you bought your current machine
[19:39:18] <SirFinkus> $200 for 8 gb of ram
[19:38:51] <SirFinkus> the laptops aren't super overpriced, they get you on the accessories and upgrades there
[19:38:32] <n1> 3rd*
[19:38:27] <chromas> But you get to imagine it's shinier inside
[19:38:26] <n1> 4rd mortgage, as you'd need to take out the 2nd to buy the mac
[19:38:04] <arti> "oh 2nd mortage for 2x the ram... hmm"
[19:37:51] <arti> could go mac but ... yeah
[19:37:40] * arti has requirements for daily duties
[19:37:09] <n1> cant escape windows in my job, it's the only way.
[19:36:06] * arti runs lots of VMs
[19:35:51] <Ethanol-fueled> too lazy to fuck with VMs and whatnot.
[19:35:49] <arti> yeah, stupid windows software library being so big.
[19:35:39] <SirFinkus> ha
[19:35:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Need winblows for school stuff.
[19:35:34] <arti> those are jawa settings
[19:35:20] <arti> scope out m and t :D
[19:35:17] <Ethanol-fueled> hell yeah chromas. Dual-boot, actually.
[19:35:09] <NetCraft> ^ 03Eggdrop Documentation: Users and Flags
[19:35:09] <arti> SirFinkus: http://www.eggheads.org
[19:35:06] <chromas> Are you gonna loonix up your lap?
[19:34:42] <Bender> Added quote 412
[19:34:42] <chromas> Bender: grab arti
[19:34:31] <arti> that sounds really close to JAPs, that's a paddlin'
[19:34:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus, I want to get a new lappy and that will need wireless.
[19:34:23] <paulej72> microwaves and cordless phones don’t fuck up cabled internet
[19:34:18] <SirFinkus> the cheaper WAPs drop connection all the time if you actually saturate the pipe for more than 5 mintues
[19:33:50] <Ethanol-fueled> I know, but I don't need a fat pipe. My cable internet service is the lowest speed-tier anyway
[19:33:47] <paulej72> ^^
[19:33:37] <chromas> Get a longer cable and route it around the floorboard
[19:33:24] <SirFinkus> wireless is pretty shitty, especially with consumer level routers
[19:33:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Now that I have monies I want to try to live less like a college student.
[19:33:09] <SirFinkus> copper is awesome though
[19:33:02] <Ethanol-fueled> no chromas, I just have a network cable snaked under the rug across my pad and it looks like shit.
[19:32:39] <SirFinkus> been a year or two since I looked into it though
[19:32:36] <chromas> Are you trying to sell the copper in your cables for booze money?
[19:32:35] <Ethanol-fueled> noted.
[19:32:09] <SirFinkus> stuff with atheros chipsets are the best supported under linux iirc
[19:31:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey fellas, I have a stupid question - I'm trying to cut back on copper and set up a wireless network. Will any PCIe or USB wireless adapter play nice with Ubuntu?
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[19:15:42] <SirFinkus> I have 99 problems, but android isn't one of them
[19:15:29] * SirFinkus uses ios
[19:15:15] * chromas figured you were'ving a problem with android
[19:14:59] <chromas> ah
[19:12:11] <SirFinkus> now
[19:12:10] <SirFinkus> just ow
[19:12:08] <SirFinkus> I coined the term
[19:12:05] <SirFinkus> in irc
[19:11:56] <SirFinkus> as in bot masters
[19:11:48] <SirFinkus> bah, scrolled up
[19:10:42] <SirFinkus> ok, I'm bored shitposting on dev for now
[19:07:05] * arti hasn't heard that term used that way
[19:06:57] * chromas needs to brush up on slang
[19:06:27] <chromas> Thought it was sandnigger
[19:05:25] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03jawa: Slang term used to describe a general resident of the Middle East; a sandchucker.
[19:05:23] <chromas> ~define jawa
[19:03:19] <arti> jawas = modders?
[19:03:09] <arti> slavers?
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[18:55:51] <chromas> As in an droid?
[18:49:37] <SirFinkus> actually, I'll call them jawas from now on
[18:49:17] <SirFinkus> like crutchy?
[18:49:11] <SirFinkus> any droid slavers around?
[18:48:35] <n1> noooooo! :'(
[18:48:21] <SirFinkus> I demand you have your modding privileges stripped for this transgression
[18:47:42] <n1> might have made a different decision, but at the time funny felt right, to give it an airing, but also to look at the comment in different light
[18:47:24] <SirFinkus> I don't see underated as agreeing, just that it should have more points than it does
[18:47:00] <n1> yeah, but i didn't want to 'agree' with it
[18:46:38] <SirFinkus> I would have gone with underated, but it doesn't matter much the scheme of things
[18:46:17] <n1> but deserved a higher rating than it had
[18:46:03] <n1> it was a serious comment which i didnt agree with
[18:45:49] <n1> i actually went with +1 Funny in the end
[18:45:37] <n1> in theory it would have, but it still didnt feel quite right
[18:45:14] <SirFinkus> wouldn't underated work in your situation?
[18:44:27] <n1> yeah, thats what i found
[18:44:12] <SirFinkus> that's what I always thought, but it does nothing
[18:44:06] <SirFinkus> it can be especially confusing with the individual posts, you'd think that "normal" and clicking moderate next to it would just give them a point with no flavor text
[18:43:50] <n1> i actually noticed it yesterday when i wanted to counter negative moderations but none of the positive ones worked for my opinion of the comment
[18:43:27] <n1> i could be wrong, just assuming
[18:43:12] <SirFinkus> fair enough
[18:43:08] <n1> but changing 'moderating...' to 'no moderation was selected' would be a reasonable solution
[18:42:55] <n1> i'd think thats a pain in the ass to make happen as it stands
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[18:42:16] <SirFinkus> I'd recommend only showing the button if it will actually do something
[18:41:55] <SirFinkus> I guess it's any of the moderate buttons, it's a little wonky
[18:40:40] <SirFinkus> nothing should happen, but the header doesn't seem like it should show up, or it should have an error or something
[18:40:13] <SirFinkus> if you don't select any moderation options and click the moderate button on the bottom of the page, you get the "moderating" header, but nothing happens
[18:39:33] <SirFinkus> think I found a bug
[18:33:55] <swiss> fuck you weather
[18:33:53] <swiss> its 95 out today
[18:27:18] <paulej72> they can be non sensical as i just need items
[18:27:17] <SirFinkus> I'll give it a shot
[18:26:58] <paulej72> You want to lgo to dev.soylentnews and post some comments in the first article there for testing reasons
[18:26:10] <SirFinkus> with the site, not the rain, despite appearances, I'm not god
[18:25:49] <SirFinkus> rainy here too, anything I can do to help?
[18:25:04] <paulej72> it’s a rainy day here I have very little sleep. I need to test the 15_03 and try to get it out today or tomorrow
[18:23:01] <SirFinkus> yes
[18:19:18] <paulej72> anyone out there
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[17:08:52] <TLA> g'mornin' all
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[14:14:52] <janrinok> sleep well crutchy
[14:06:44] <crutchy> anyways, 1am here. gunna call it a night
[14:05:59] <exec> └─ irc_log => http://chromas.0x.no
[14:05:58] <crutchy> ~link chromas
[14:05:52] <crutchy> juggs, i was too lazy to make a decent log query getterer thingy, so i used the api that chromas developed :D
[14:04:46] <crutchy> yeah it disappeared pretty quick. 2015 is flying by too
[14:03:41] <juggs> what happened to the last year! :/
[14:02:37] <crutchy> lol. no it wasn't. it was painful!
[14:02:18] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 09:18:57] #Soylent <crutchy> i remember putting win95 on a 386 by figuring out which files were absolutely essential and putting them on floppies... that was fun :-)
[14:02:16] <crutchy> ~first nick=crutchy
[14:01:14] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 03:07:35] #Soylent <juggs> martyb, /msg Bender !help and then you can interact with it in a separate tab / screen rather than in channel
[14:01:12] <crutchy> ~first channel=#Soylent
[13:59:32] <crutchy> lol
[13:59:29] <exec> 03[2014-08-11 07:42:44.795] #Soylent <ar> coffee++--
[13:59:26] <crutchy> ~first nick=ar message=coffee\+\+
[13:59:04] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 07:03:44] #Soylent <ar> thinkpad keyboards are nice. at least /[TWX].20/ and older ones
[13:59:02] <crutchy> ~first nick=ar
[13:58:15] <Bender> karma - tea: 432
[13:58:15] <ar> tea++
[13:58:14] <Bender> karma - tea: 431
[13:58:14] <ar> coffee--
[13:57:53] <crutchy> chromas, does the random op not take nick or channel? just returns random from all?
[13:57:28] <crutchy> hmm
[13:56:37] <crutchy> umm...
[13:56:20] <exec> 03[2014-04-09 03:47:23] ## <SirFinkus> bacon++
[13:56:16] <crutchy> ~random nick = xlefay
[13:53:58] <Bender> karma - chromas: 75
[13:53:58] <crutchy> chromas++ # fuckin sweet irc log api
[13:53:23] <Bender> karma - chromas: 74
[13:53:23] <crutchy> chromas++
[13:53:06] <exec> 03[2014-02-25 02:28:57] #Soylent <mattie_p> coffee++
[13:53:03] <crutchy> ~first message=coffee\+\+
[13:52:41] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 11:54:12] #Soylent <girlpluggedout> Also, 2 people, 4 cans of Guaraná, 1 diet coke and 1 cup of coffee. Seems excessive.
[13:52:38] <crutchy> ~first message=coffee
[13:52:25] <crutchy> ¿¡
[13:52:11] <exec> 03Query failed, faggot! ERROR: invalid regular expression: quantifier operand invalid
[13:52:10] <crutchy> ~first message=coffee++
[13:34:36] <FatPhil> I remember my mum trying to buy one a few years back, and was even unable to explain the concept to the cafe staff.
[13:34:09] <FatPhil> Decaf pretty much doesn't exist in this part of the world.
[13:31:01] <Bender> karma - decaff: 1
[13:31:01] <paulej72> decaff++
[13:30:57] <paulej72> FatPhil, switch to decaff
[13:29:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Code is to Close by Jan 2016 - http://sylnt.us - going...going...
[13:14:56] <Bytram|afk> back in a half hour or so
[13:14:47] Bytram is now known as Bytram|afk
[13:14:01] * mrcoolbp is off to work for the weekend
[13:12:14] <Bytram> or, "halfinated" -- half caffienated and decaff
[13:11:51] <Bytram> ;)
[13:11:49] <Bytram> FatPhil: try using a smaller cup
[13:11:15] <FatPhil> can't drink more than half a cup per day though, it fucks me up :-(
[13:11:06] <Bytram> cmn32480: g'morning!
[13:11:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1182
[13:11:00] <FatPhil> coffee++
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[13:00:25] <cmn32480> OH, and good morning!
[13:00:08] <cmn32480> best thing to happen to me so far today
[12:59:51] <cmn32480> God I love coffee
[12:48:58] <crutchy> 607 parts. feck. imagine fixing the thing
[12:48:27] <NetCraft> ^ 03Opus 12
[12:48:19] <crutchy> this one looks pretty sweet: http://www.harrywinston.com
[12:45:39] <Bytram> nograb
[12:45:36] * Bytram wishes he had one of *those*
[12:45:25] <Bytram> I dunno about that... might hve a nice patron who is funding ones activities
[12:45:23] <crutchy> they look pretty unique though
[12:45:10] <crutchy> or nerd
[12:44:46] <crutchy> Bytram, if you gots one of those watches you making too much money to be a geek :p
[12:42:25] <NetCraft> ^ 03Harry Winston | Timepieces | High Complications
[12:42:24] <Bytram> cf: http://www.harrywinston.com
[12:41:58] <Bytram> *serious* nerd cred in those designs!
[12:41:37] <NetCraft> ^ 03Harry Winston | Timepieces | Opus Series
[12:41:35] <Bytram> lookee here: http://www.harrywinston.com
[12:41:15] * Bytram goes to retrieve a bookmark
[12:41:09] <Bytram> you call those *luxury* watches? Pttht!
[12:40:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03A. Lange & Söhne Saxonia, Saxonia Automatic and Saxonia Dual Time - In Photos: New Luxury Watches for 2015 - Forbes
[12:40:50] <Bytram> hmmm.... http://www.forbes.com
[12:40:44] <Bytram> crutchy: nod nod
[12:40:38] <crutchy> (according to google anyways)
[12:40:22] <crutchy> Bytram, i think my tz is called "Australian Eastern Standard Time (AEST)" except when it's called "Australian Eastern Daylight Time (AEDT)" during daylight savings
[12:39:55] <Bytram> np
[12:39:46] <chromas> Well thanks for trying :)
[12:39:36] <chromas> Aw
[12:39:05] <Bytram> "
[12:39:05] <Bytram> chromas: I get: "HTTP/1.1 504 Gateway Time-out
[12:38:57] <chromas> Yeah, exec saw it on ycombinator
[12:37:50] <Bytram> netcraft, it is.
[12:37:45] <NetCraft> ^ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[12:37:44] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[12:37:36] <Bytram> interesting... where's the looked-up-link info (from exec?)
[12:37:08] <chromas> Even the bot won't click it
[12:36:52] <chromas> Just saw it go by in the feed and tried to click
[12:36:32] <chromas> http://blog.donnywals.com
[12:36:11] <Bytram> maybe I can load it
[12:36:07] <Bytram> chromas: linky?
[12:34:36] <chromas> Maybe I just can't load the page from anywhere
[12:29:54] * Bytram starts with basic html, and then adds other goodies as needed, but still fallback to plain html
[12:29:32] <chromas> Amusingly, that link won't load in Firefox beta for android
[12:29:29] <Bytram> graceful degradation or somesuch
[12:29:16] <Bytram> well, doh.
[12:29:15] <CoolHand|away> Bytram: good morning :)
[12:29:04] <chromas> http://blog.donnywals.com
[12:29:01] <Bytram> CoolHand|away: g'morning!
[12:29:00] * chromas detects a woosh
[12:28:45] <CoolHand|away> (just here for a minutes so not changing nick... :) )
[12:28:31] <CoolHand|away> nice..
[12:28:28] <CoolHand|away> you sed fixed add but not "cock" ?
[12:27:01] <chromas> And then you can wind it back
[12:26:46] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i should add an alzheimers cock
[12:26:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/an/add an/
[12:26:42] * chromas modified the Vista analog clock to be 24hr
[12:26:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i should an alzheimers cock
[12:26:04] <chromas> (soft keyboard suggests I might have meant "dildos")
[12:25:40] <Bender> karma - clocks: 2
[12:25:40] <chromas> clocks++
[12:22:22] <exec> Saturday, 14 March 2015 @ 11:22 pm GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[12:22:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time crutchy
[12:22:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i could prolly put a crutchy time in there as well
[12:20:28] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 156
[12:20:28] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[12:20:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet, utc and local time both now.
[12:18:14] * Bytram used a variant with a bolder display for my tz; put UTC clock at top of the side bar and then worked my way down to PDT, VIC, and NZ
[12:17:25] * Bytram did some tweaking and got both analog and digital to display on each clock face
[12:17:01] <NetCraft> ^ 03CoolClock - The Javascript Analog Clock
[12:17:01] <NetCraft> ^ 03simonbaird/CoolClock · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[12:17:00] <Bytram> http://randomibis.com
[12:17:00] <Bytram> I based it on this: http://github.com
[12:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should add a UTC clock to my conky HUD
[12:14:20] <Bytram> crutchy: yeah, that's what I gots for ya, too.
[12:14:11] <Bytram> urk.
[12:13:54] * Bytram is not sure which down-under TZ crutchy is in
[12:13:36] * Bytram set up a sidebar with 5 clocks - UTC, EDT, PDT, crutchy, and NZ
[12:12:59] * Bytram found a tool on the web for making analog clocks in HTML with some javascript and CSS
[12:12:41] <Bytram> crespyl: yeah, that's what I gots for ya, too.
[12:12:23] <crutchy> quarter past 11
[12:12:17] <exec> Saturday, 14 March 2015 @ 11:12 pm GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[12:12:16] <crutchy> ~time
[12:12:14] <crutchy> read the clock wrong
[12:12:10] <crutchy> oops
[12:11:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1181
[12:11:53] <crutchy> coffee++ # yeah i'm drinking one at quarter to midnight
[12:11:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1180
[12:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:11:12] <crutchy> unfortunately
[12:11:09] <crutchy> yeah
[12:11:06] <crutchy> takes shitty old scanned lopsided crinkled engineering tables and turns them into tabulated electronic beauty
[12:10:57] <Bytram> crutchy: is that the paid version?
[12:10:39] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently -2°F, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 76% - Saturday snow showers (23°F-33°F), Sunday snow (7°F-27°F), Monday clear (24°F-37°F), Tuesday snow showers (6°F-27°F)
[12:10:38] <Bytram> ~weather Presque Isle, me
[12:10:32] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 31°F, overcast, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 69% - Saturday rain (33°F-40°F), Sunday snow (19°F-35°F), Monday partly cloudy (34°F-42°F), Tuesday snow (12°F-37°F)
[12:10:31] <crutchy> Bytram, the best OCR software i've ever seen is good ol' Acrobat
[12:10:29] <Bytram> ~weather Portland, me
[12:10:22] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 34°F, clear, wind SW at 2 mph, humidity 80% - Saturday rain (37°F-44°F), Sunday snow (25°F-41°F), Monday partly cloudy (38°F-47°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (18°F-42°F)
[12:10:20] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[12:10:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1179
[12:10:14] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:10:03] <Bytram> ocr == Occasional Character Recognition
[12:10:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't wanna be uplifted. i'm busy being grouchy.
[12:09:52] <Bender> karma - thomas_bergersen: 2
[12:09:52] <crutchy> thomas_bergersen++
[12:09:38] <NetCraft> ^ 03Thomas Bergersen - Cassandra (Magical Emotional Dramatic Uplifting) - YouTube
[12:09:38] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
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[11:27:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Minerals In Plumes of Enceladus Indicate Hydrothermal Activity - http://sylnt.us - thar-she-blows
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[10:30:28] <janrinok> lol - thanks God there is no IRC-Vision
[10:30:25] <chromas> dancing a jig, just like your moving date
[10:30:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ewww, ocr...
[10:29:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, man, the day i get a solid move date i will dance a freaking jig.
[10:29:55] <chromas> after much bitching and whining, I have a little web script to upload images and pass them through tesseract for OCR
[10:29:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, chromas
[10:28:20] <ciri> speak of the devil chromas
[10:28:20] <chromas> hi janrinok, TheMightyBuzzard, ciri
[10:28:09] <ciri> hi janrinok
[10:28:08] <janrinok> hi chromas
[10:27:55] <janrinok> I must have missed that update to your plans. I was a bit concerned yesterday when you were still doing git-pulls and bug-fixing
[10:27:41] <ciri> not sure chromas
[10:27:41] <chromas> Where goodwill == SpallHurgenson's house
[10:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> not quite yet. looking like sometime later in the week or next weekend. doing packing of me bud's stuff and hauling what he don't want to take/store to goodwill today.
[10:26:10] <janrinok> sorry, forgetting my manners, good morning!
[10:25:49] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: shouldn't you be travelling today?
[10:25:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, janrinok
[10:25:02] <janrinok> hello, sleepy #Soylent
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[10:13:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1178
[10:13:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:52:32] <Bender> karma - swiss: 9
[09:52:32] <chromas> swiss++ # helping me with my unit
[09:27:43] <sedctl> <chromas> closes mouth
[09:27:43] <chromas> s/(t)(u)/\2\1/
[09:27:32] * chromas closes motuh
[09:27:27] <chromas> oops
[09:27:20] <chromas> π day on friday?
[09:26:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Today is π day! - http://sylnt.us - 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286
[08:41:41] ding is now known as chromas
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[08:30:44] <Bender> karma - php: 2
[08:30:44] <chromas> php--
[08:28:46] <crutchy> ah oh. no new comments on SN in the past hour
[08:27:57] <crutchy> heh
[08:27:56] <ar> you can always do it on 9:26PM
[08:27:46] <chromas> ~time-mode 24h
[08:27:44] <crutchy> no pi for me
[08:27:14] <crutchy> think i missed it :(
[08:27:10] <exec> Saturday, 14 March 2015 @ 7:27 pm GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[08:27:08] <crutchy> ~time
[08:26:50] <Bender> karma - chromas: 73
[08:26:50] <crutchy> chromas++ # inspirational hacking
[08:26:33] <crutchy> actually that event sort of jogged me into writing the alias system for my bot
[08:26:21] <chromas> oh yeah, containers
[08:26:17] <ar> happy PI moment, at least according to my timezone
[08:26:05] <swiss> systemd has a thing so that the program running runs in its own little chroot
[08:26:04] <crutchy> that was pretty funny
[08:25:57] <chromas> or at least, /etc/passwd doesn't
[08:25:50] <chromas> fortunately, it doesn't contain passwords
[08:25:47] <swiss> crutchy: just run it in its own root
[08:25:30] <crutchy> i gave chromas access to my shell once. it took him a whole 30 seconds to cat a password file :D
[08:25:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 12 Top Russian Inventions That Changed The World - http://sylnt.us - another-first
[08:25:24] <swiss> #bash in freenode has a bash bot
[08:25:19] <chromas> in a vm, where we could poke and break it all night long
[08:24:57] <chromas> though a shell bot would be cool
[08:24:43] <chromas> ~eval is too powerful for us plebs
[08:24:36] <crutchy> ah
[08:24:30] <swiss> why doesn't the bot talk back!
[08:24:16] <chromas> when I'm running fish, it's empty for me, but then I have $FISH_VERSION
[08:24:06] <swiss> bot isn't talkin to me
[08:24:02] <chromas> probably an empty variable
[08:23:59] <swiss> ~eval echo balls
[08:23:57] <crutchy> (by the bot)
[08:23:51] <crutchy> the first one returned PRIVMSG: NO TEXT TO SEND: nick="crutchy", destination="#Soylent"
[08:23:42] <swiss> ~eval echo $UID
[08:23:26] <chromas> try echo $DASH_VERSION
[08:23:05] <ar> :<
[08:23:01] <ar> ~eval ls -l /
[08:22:49] <chromas> maybe your $BASH_VERSION is empty because it's not bash
[08:22:41] <crutchy> dunno what happened to the first one
[08:22:03] <Bender> karma - chromas: 72
[08:22:03] <crutchy> chromas++
[08:21:59] <crutchy> there we go
[08:21:51] <exec> lrwxrwxrwx 1 root root 4 Mar 1 2012 /bin/sh -> dash
[08:21:50] <crutchy> ~eval ls -l $(which sh)
[08:21:39] <ar> it broke
[08:21:15] <chromas> ~eval ls
[08:20:56] <crutchy> derp
[08:20:31] <crutchy> ~eval echo $BASH_VERSION
[08:19:56] <chromas> whatever
[08:19:55] <chromas> ls -l $(which sh)
[08:19:50] <chromas> ls -l $(which bash)
[08:19:48] <ar> ;<
[08:19:46] <ar> ~eval echo dupa
[08:19:30] <ar> ~eval echo $BASH_VERSION
[08:18:54] <exec> sh: 1: eval: gimme: not found
[08:18:53] <crutchy> ~eval gimme sh
[08:18:44] <crutchy> is there a command to reveal that?
[08:18:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03DASH
[08:18:34] <ar> http://gondor.apana.org.au
[08:18:30] <crutchy> ah
[08:18:25] <ar> sh is dash on debian
[08:18:16] <crutchy> or is 'sh' some kind of alias in debian
[08:18:15] <chromas> I think I Was using it in a tmux, so could be its fault
[08:18:03] <ar> zsh never crapped out for me
[08:17:51] <crutchy> (i think)
[08:17:41] <crutchy> its just sh
[08:17:38] <crutchy> seems like it isn't even bash
[08:17:36] <chromas> I was using zsh on my server. Haven't used it much, but it crapped out and I gave up right away
[08:17:12] <crutchy> oh
[08:17:06] <ar> crutchy: it has something to do with your shell not being zsh
[08:17:03] <crutchy> (after the ~eval)
[08:16:45] <ciri> out and about!! crutchy
[08:16:45] <crutchy> where %%trailing%% is whatever you type in irc
[08:16:44] <ciri> Expression: 355/113. = 3.14159292035
[08:16:44] <chromas> .calc 355/113.
[08:16:40] <ciri> Expression: 355/113 = 3
[08:16:39] <chromas> .calc 355/113
[08:16:32] <crutchy> { eval %%trailing%% ; } 2>&1
[08:16:30] <crutchy> ar, could it be something to do with how my shell is called?
[08:16:00] <chromas> also accuracy
[08:15:55] <chromas> your precision is bad and you should feel bad
[08:15:26] <ar> 3.1415929203539825
[08:15:26] <ar> % echo $((355/113.))
[08:15:21] <ar> your shell is bad and you should feel bad
[08:15:15] <crutchy> lol. i have nfi what i'm doing
[08:15:09] * chromas put an extra view in place to block access to PMs and stuff
[08:15:04] <exec> sh: 1: eval: arithmetic expression: expecting EOF: "355/113."
[08:15:03] <crutchy> ~eval echo $((355/113.));
[08:14:51] <crutchy> derp
[08:14:48] <chromas> actually, the db comes from my quassel core
[08:14:44] <exec> sh: 1: eval: arithmetic expression: expecting EOF: "355/113."
[08:14:43] <crutchy> ~eval echo $((355/113.))
[08:14:35] <ciri> hehehe
[08:14:34] <chromas> lol
[08:14:20] <Bender> karma - chromas: 71
[08:14:20] <crutchy> chromas++ # for enabling an irc bot to save to a database which is read by a web server which is requested by script which passes data to another script with sends it back to the irc server
[08:13:19] <ar> eh
[08:13:13] <ar> ~eval echo $((355/113.))
[08:12:44] <exec> [2015-03-14 07:19:16.108] # <ciri> Is $_get['op'] = "first"; for testing eh?
[08:12:35] <chromas> ~last ciri
[08:12:35] <crutchy> i'm not good enough at shell scripting to do that
[08:12:16] <crutchy> hahaha
[08:12:11] <crutchy> oh@?
[08:12:09] <chromas> crutchy: how about using random ciri quotes for the commit messages?
[08:12:04] <Bender> downers of pants are: crutchy: -4, chromas: -3, SirFinkus: -1, Ethanol-fueled: -1
[08:12:04] <crutchy> !whodown pants
[08:12:01] <crutchy> hmm. i wonder if spalls was the other who's downed pants
[08:11:43] <chromas> Pants are the peanuts of clothes
[08:11:36] <Bender> karma - pants: -2
[08:11:36] <crutchy> pants--
[08:11:31] <crutchy> pants are waaaaaay overrated
[08:11:21] <chromas> Yeah, so I don't need pants
[08:11:13] <ar> it keeps your ass? ;)
[08:11:09] <crutchy> almost as good as my commit messages :D
[08:11:01] <chromas> anyhow, I found the pass in keepassx
[08:11:00] <crutchy> lol "I don't even know what changed"
[08:10:48] <chromas> can't find the command in the bash history :/
[08:10:27] <crutchy> twas years ago
[08:09:18] <crutchy> or whatever it is that stops anyone else from reading
[08:09:05] <crutchy> the one you put in the chmod 500 directory
[08:08:14] <crutchy> i think i just had a password on the root ca thingy
[08:08:05] <chromas> thought about ubuntu or some of the others. would be nifty if I could just drop in an android kernel so I get the right drivers
[08:07:14] <chromas> I don't remember the parameters I used to generate the cert but yeah it wanted a password
[08:07:13] <crutchy> it has systemd!
[08:07:08] <crutchy> install ubuntu on your phone instead
[08:06:29] <chromas> and google refuses to fix it
[08:06:22] <chromas> and warns you at least once a boot that someone could be spying on your connection
[08:06:21] <crutchy> ages ago when i had a https vhost i had a self-signed with a password too
[08:06:01] <chromas> also here's something fun. If you add a cert in Android, it puts it in an encrypted keystore and forces you to use a screen lock
[08:04:48] <crutchy> not the public one
[08:04:29] <crutchy> ar, it would prolly be the private key
[08:04:26] <chromas> yeah
[08:04:25] <ar> chromas: h u n t e r 2
[08:04:07] <chromas> oh, it shows ******* here
[08:04:05] <ar> chromas: you had a password on your www cert key?
[08:03:55] <swiss> the stars?
[08:03:53] <swiss> see what
[08:03:47] <chromas> hey, how did you see that
[08:03:45] <swiss> why did you password your apache cert
[08:03:17] <crutchy> you mean you picked something other than hunter2
[08:02:54] * chromas restarts apache; forgot cert key password
[08:00:39] <chromas> (Category: Comedy)
[07:57:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03Jasper and insteon - YouTube
[07:57:40] <swiss> https://www.youtube.com recent project
[07:57:15] <swiss> I have enough projects, thank you!
[07:57:13] <crutchy> it can monitor ciri's ass instead
[07:57:04] <swiss> and if i start it up, i'll feel the need to improve it
[07:56:56] <swiss> also, it was to catalog my nas. I'll have to re-write it with new patterns to monitor my nas
[07:56:37] <chromas> just like your mom said
[07:56:36] <swiss> lol, it's not on a working system at the moment
[07:56:33] <chromas> the more the merrier
[07:56:33] <crutchy> /demand iibot :D
[07:56:20] <chromas> yeah, swiss; bring it in!
[07:56:18] <crutchy> /summon iibot
[07:56:07] <crutchy> /invite iibot
[07:55:33] * chromas donkeypunches systemd
[07:55:13] <chromas> When I output the path variable, it's just /tmp, but if I try to read it with file_get_contents(), then it looks in the real /tmp :/
[07:54:59] <swiss> the private_temp option or w/e in the unit script
[07:54:50] <swiss> nice
[07:53:05] <chromas> When I get a file upload into a php script, it goes into /tmp. But not just any /tmp. It's secretly stashed away in a /tmp/systemd-private-EwCGs3/tmp
[07:48:09] <NetCraft> ^ 03SwissKid/iibot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[07:48:08] <swiss> http://github.com
[07:46:40] <chromas> just uses stdio
[07:46:35] <swiss> and called it a bot
[07:46:30] <swiss> then i built bash on top of it
[07:46:30] <chromas> try sic
[07:46:25] <swiss> i used ii cause i'm a bad person
[07:44:43] <crutchy> hmm. nah fuck using ii. that means i need 2 programs running to make the bot work
[07:38:32] <Bender> karma - time: -3
[07:38:32] <chromas> time--
[07:38:21] <chromas> well it needs a 15 somewhere though
[07:37:57] <arti> i blame the rum
[07:37:52] <arti> er 14th
[07:37:37] <chromas> ?
[07:37:36] <chromas> 03-15
[07:37:19] <chromas> 15th?
[07:35:06] <arti> so on the 15th at 09:26:53 is the epic time
[07:32:53] <crutchy> might be nice to separate the socket though i guess
[07:32:09] <crutchy> i can edit alias scripts on the fly without even rehashing
[07:31:44] <crutchy> not sure if i need it that badly since i don't modify the actual bot script very often
[07:31:00] <crutchy> oh yeah that's basically the same thing eh
[07:30:46] <chromas> or the other, smaller one
[07:30:37] <chromas> and for the socket, ii
[07:30:23] <crutchy> hmm actually instead of a server/listening socket i could just use a pipe
[07:29:47] <crutchy> and it just forwards messages
[07:29:36] <crutchy> make a little program (i could pilfer from the ircd i started working on) to listen to the bot script and forward to a connection to the irc server (so has both client and server sockets)
[07:28:16] <Bender> karma - marriage: 2
[07:28:16] <JamesNZ> marriage++
[07:28:15] <Bender> karma - marriage: 1
[07:28:15] <JamesNZ> marriage++
[07:28:14] <crutchy> swiss, that's prolly the way to go
[07:27:45] <Bender> uppers of marriage are: geotti: 1
[07:27:45] <swiss> !whoup marriage
[07:27:34] <Bender> karma - marriage: 0
[07:27:34] <crutchy> marriage-- # promotes socket envy
[07:27:21] <crutchy> true
[07:27:07] <arti> see.
[07:26:59] <chromas> You already had socket envy because you're married
[07:26:59] <arti> chromas can help you with that crutchy
[07:25:46] <swiss> build a core module that's loaded by the simple socket connection true core
[07:24:34] <crutchy> all these bots that can restart without disconnecting is giving me socket envy
[07:23:07] <crutchy> "EAT ENGLISH MUFF"
[07:22:59] <crutchy> lmao http://i.imgur.com
[07:20:49] <crutchy> lol "A Structural Water Resistance failure"
[07:20:10] <chromas> even if I can't prove it
[07:20:03] <chromas> well it works now
[07:19:46] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org!
[07:17:37] <chromas> weird; there's no url for it in the cache
[07:16:06] <NetCraft> ^ 03To sum up the environmental issues - Imgur
[07:16:05] <arti> http://imgur.com
[07:15:57] <crutchy> %26 => &
[07:15:40] <crutchy> needs to urldecode before converting too
[07:15:05] <NetCraft> Couldn't delete cell ".titles.cache/http://soylentnews.org/submit.pl?op=viewsub&subid=6413&note=&title=BREAKING%3A+Today+is+%26pi%3B+day!"
[07:15:05] <chromas> =del .titles.cache/http://soylentnews.org/submit.pl?op=viewsub&subid=6413&note=&title=BREAKING%3A+Today+is+%26pi%3B+day!
[07:14:54] <NetCraft> ^* 0304SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: BREAKING: Today is day!
[07:14:54] <chromas> http://soylentnews.org!
[07:14:44] <NetCraft> k
[07:14:42] <chromas> =restart
[07:14:34] <chromas> case-insensitive. too bad
[07:14:24] <chromas> whoops
[07:14:13] * chromas adds both
[07:14:11] <chromas> ah
[07:14:00] <crutchy> &Pi; is capital, &pi; is lowercase
[07:13:47] <crutchy> depends on the case
[07:13:35] <chromas> but do I resolve it to capital pi or lower case pi?
[07:13:34] <crutchy> thas betterer
[07:13:24] <exec> http://php.net
[07:13:24] <exec> string html_entity_decode( string $string [, int $flags = ENT_COMPAT | ENT_HTML401 [, string $encoding = "UTF-8"]] )
[07:13:23] <crutchy> ~php html_entity_decode
[07:12:50] <chromas> it has a few items; I figured they'd just use the symbols
[07:12:47] <crutchy> oh my. the php script needs to use the html_entity_decode function :p
[07:12:27] <chromas> dunno; I made my own
[07:12:23] <exec> http://php.net
[07:12:22] <exec> string html_entity_decode( string $string [, int $flags = ENT_COMPAT | ENT_HTML401 [, string $encoding = &quot;UTF-8&quot;]] )
[07:12:21] <crutchy> ~php html_entity_decode
[07:12:17] <crutchy> does fp have an equivalent html_entity_decode function
[07:11:18] <chromas> should make it like systemd. "We don't know, so we assume it's valid"
[07:10:53] <chromas> so I guess it just deletes it
[07:10:38] <chromas> it doesn't know the &pi; xml entity
[07:10:32] <JamesNZ> Kill it with -9!
[07:09:42] <crutchy> hold the phone... NetCraft gave us a fabricated title! revolt!
[07:08:19] <crutchy> <title>BREAKING: Today is &pi; day!: SoylentNews Submission</title>
[07:07:59] <crutchy> aw cmon NetCraft its not even unicode. its an innocent little &pi;
[07:06:51] <JamesNZ> NetCraft: WHERE ARE THINE UNICODEZ?!
[07:06:29] <Landon> salient
[07:06:27] <Landon> today is day!
[07:06:18] <Landon> crutchy: *shrug* dunno what I'd do with any of the stuff on sparkfun :P
[07:06:15] <NetCraft> ^ 0304SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: BREAKING: Today is day!
[07:06:14] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org!
[07:06:12] <JamesNZ> Happy Pi day everyone!
[07:06:01] <Landon> :P
[07:05:59] <JamesNZ> Oh, today then :P
[07:05:52] <crutchy> damn you for mentioning sparkfun!
[07:05:42] <Landon> the 14th
[07:05:38] <JamesNZ> When's pi day?
[07:05:29] <Landon> Sparkfun has $25 raspberry pis
[07:05:25] <ciri> don't ask me!
[07:05:24] <crutchy> how do i mod up the poll: submission?!
[07:05:24] <Landon> MIT is sending admissions notices at the appropriate time
[07:05:18] <Landon> speaking of pi day, anyone want to round up pi day shenanigans?
[07:03:54] <crutchy> i guess it would be from the mmmmmm...pi dept.
[07:02:58] <crutchy> it was a super awesome submission with lots of info and witty remarks... not
[07:02:02] <crutchy> timestahp
[07:01:53] <arti> stahp
[07:01:50] <arti> the trick will be the timestamp
[07:01:37] <crutchy> or did i just miss it?
[07:01:32] <crutchy> hard to believe there isn't one already
[07:01:18] <crutchy> i just submitted a tfa about pi day
[06:38:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Joe Biden: 'Neal Smith, My Old Butt Buddy; I Miss You!' - YouTube
[06:38:14] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[06:35:35] <chromas> Maybe a Soylent Pi—a pie with a slice removed; maybe some green sludge inside with a toe sticking out
[06:33:12] <chromas> do we have a pi-day logo?
[06:32:13] * chromas searches for diaspora; top alternative search suggestion is jewish diaspora
[06:31:34] <chromas> It needs to use all the standard protocols, like caldav and stuff
[06:30:16] <paulej72> too late
[06:29:45] <chromas> I need to be able to post about poops and political hogwash without megacorporations tracking it
[06:29:36] <Landon> probably not worth more than setting up your own website and updating manually
[06:29:15] * chromas still hasn't looked into that
[06:28:59] <Landon> diaspora? :P
[06:27:01] <chromas> using rss feeds and stuff
[06:26:33] <chromas> someone should put together an owncloud-style facebook clone package
[06:25:16] <chromas> the real names thing isn't important. I've got four facebook accounts and non have real names
[06:23:42] <chromas> I just tried that netflix godmode bookmarklet. doesn't seem to work
[06:22:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03Reasons not to use Facebook
[06:22:03] <Landon> https://stallman.org <-- waited about a minute for the CSS to load before I remembered wher eI was
[05:53:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LAPD Police Claim Helicopters Stop Crimes Before They Happen - http://sylnt.us - deters-not-prevents
[05:14:26] <arti> i like the employee definition
[05:09:22] <exec> [wikipedia] 03Gopher_(protocol): The Gopher protocol /ˈɡoʊfər/ is a TCP/IP application layer protocol designed for distributing, searching, and retrieving documents over the Internet. The Gopher protocol was strongly oriented tow...
[05:09:16] <crutchy> ~define gopher (protocol)
[05:09:09] <crutchy> ahh
[05:08:47] <exec> gopher (software): unable to find definition
[05:08:47] <crutchy> :(
[05:08:32] <crutchy> ~define gopher (software)
[05:08:10] <crutchy> :/
[05:08:02] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03gopher: n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.
[05:08:00] <crutchy> ~define gopher
[05:07:36] <NCommander> Gopher+ support works
[05:07:33] <NCommander> w00t
[05:07:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03YouTube Now Lets You Upload 360-Degree Video | TechCrunch
[05:07:14] <crutchy> http://techcrunch.com
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[04:39:24] <paulej72> good night as well.
[04:37:14] <arti> happy weekend resident humans and client side automatons.
[04:34:56] <arti> buttmagic
[04:34:51] <arti> crutchy
[04:34:51] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[04:34:49] <arti> lol
[04:33:45] -!- Bytram|away has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[04:33:41] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone
[04:32:58] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:31:18] <crutchy> couch=friend
[04:30:54] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, wait till you're married with kids... friday's are a total blast
[04:30:28] <crutchy> and type ciri: yo mama
[04:30:26] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> you know you've reached a certain maturity when you look at an upcoming Friday evening and think to yourself, "hey, this would probably be a good time to do the wash"
[04:30:19] <crutchy> /join #
[04:29:47] <TLA> I had a bot called Quark aaaages ago, was huge. You could hold a conversation with it.
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[04:28:10] <TLA> oh wow, Piespy, I remember that well
[04:26:22] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, kitty has just rediscovered the warm glory that is freshly-washed laundry :)
[04:23:05] <exec> 13wiki: successfully logged out
[04:23:03] <crutchy> ~wiki logout
[04:21:44] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: s/T/J/
[04:21:20] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:21:15] <paulej72> that is what I was expecting
[04:21:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Mister Rick wakeman!
[04:20:57] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley - she was TOO ethanol-fueled.
[04:20:43] <paulej72> Ethanol-fueled: was she not ehtanol-fueled enough for you
[04:20:42] <NetCraft> ^ 03YesSongs #6: Rick Wakeman: Excerpts from The Six Wives of Henry VIII - YouTube
[04:20:41] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:19:25] <Ethanol-fueled> it was saddening.
[04:19:17] <Ethanol-fueled> i hS TO TELL a bitfh to fuck off tonight.
[04:19:06] <exec> 13wiki: edit=Success, oldrevid=8842, newrevid=8844
[04:19:02] <crutchy> ~wiki edit IRC|buttmagic|
[04:18:55] <exec> 13http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/IRC#buttmagic
[04:18:54] <exec> 13test
[04:18:52] <crutchy> [[IRC|buttmagic]]
[04:17:10] <exec> 13wiki: edit=Success, oldrevid=8825, newrevid=8842
[04:17:05] <crutchy> ~wiki edit IRC|buttmagic|test
[04:16:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Pauley is a large Italian with a big dick.
[04:16:19] <exec> 13wiki: login=Success, username=Exec (userid=1546)
[04:16:15] <crutchy> ~wiki login
[04:16:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Pauley!
[04:15:57] <paulej72> someone want to geive it a try
[04:15:53] <NetCraft> ^ 03YesSongs #5: YES - Close To The Edge - YouTube
[04:15:53] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:15:39] <paulej72> WikiRC is back on line
[04:13:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Sod off, sacksucks.
[04:12:05] <NetCraft> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/exec.txt at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[04:12:04] <crutchy> https://github.com
[04:11:28] <crutchy> hooked into your api chromas :D
[04:11:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Sod off, sacksucks.
[04:11:16] <crutchy> hehe
[04:11:07] <exec> [2014-02-24 02:52:47] #Soylent <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah. What's up?
[04:11:02] <crutchy> ~first Ethanol-fueled
[04:10:57] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (132 aliases)
[04:10:48] <crutchy> ~rehash
[04:10:46] <crutchy> aye focker!
[04:10:12] <Ethanol-fueled> sup fuckers
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[04:08:10] * Bytram does have a version of ffmpeg
[04:08:08] <crutchy> ~first crutchy
[04:08:02] <crutchy> Bytram, dunno sorry
[04:08:00] <chromas> I think vlc can do it
[04:07:51] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (132 aliases)
[04:07:46] <Bytram> would have to run on windows.
[04:07:43] <crutchy> ~rehash
[04:07:37] <Bytram> any simple way to extract .mp3 audio from a .mp4 file?
[04:07:19] <Bytram> maybe one of you folks would know...
[04:07:19] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v CoolHand|away] by irc.sylnt.us
[04:07:19] -!- CoolHand|away [CoolHand|away!~CoolHand@Soylent/Staff/Editor/CoolHand] has joined #Soylent
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[04:07:19] <chromas> Needs a shiny new vhost
[04:06:56] <Bender> karma - new_editor: 1
[04:06:56] <chromas> new_editor++
[04:06:39] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v CoolHand|away] by Imogen
[04:04:35] <Bender> karma - furburger: 1
[04:04:35] <crutchy> furburger++
[04:04:04] <Bender> karma - fat_pizza: 1
[04:04:04] <crutchy> fat_pizza++
[04:03:51] <Bender> karma - snatch: 5
[04:03:51] <crutchy> snatch++
[04:03:28] <Bender> karma - red_dwarf: 5
[04:03:28] <SpallsHurgenson> Red_Dwarf++
[04:03:28] <crutchy> 'now stop that dog dribblin on my seats'
[04:03:28] <Bender> karma - red_dwarf: 4
[04:03:28] <SpallsHurgenson> Red_Dwarf++
[04:03:27] <Bender> karma - red_dwarf: 3
[04:03:27] <SpallsHurgenson> Red_Dwarf++
[04:03:27] <Bender> karma - red_dwarf: 2
[04:03:27] <SpallsHurgenson> Red_Dwarf++
[04:03:22] <SpallsHurgenson> really, only 1 karma?
[04:03:11] <Bender> karma - red_dwarf: 1
[04:03:11] <SpallsHurgenson> Red_Dwarf++
[04:03:01] <Bender> karma - spallshurgenson: 14
[04:03:01] <n1> SpallsHurgenson++
[04:02:58] <crutchy> hell no. i was thinking of the dog
[04:02:54] <SpallsHurgenson> She'll never leave Fred and we know it.
[04:02:48] <SpallsHurgenson> this is crazy. why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
[04:02:37] <TLA> you'd let Barney join in?
[04:02:07] <Bender> Added quote 411
[04:02:06] <chromas> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[04:02:02] <crutchy> threesome
[04:01:48] <SpallsHurgenson> Maybe I've just been alone on IRC too long but every time I see that show her body drives me crazy. Is it me?
[04:01:44] <TLA> I'd do Betty. But I'd be thinking of Wilma.
[04:01:36] <crutchy> o.O naked wrestling with wilma!?
[04:01:07] <ciri> Wilma | Facebook @ https://www.facebook.com | The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) - Quotes ... @ http://www.imdb.com
[04:01:06] <ciri> 417,000 results | DeviantArt: More Like Wilma and Betty nude sunbathing by seph8 @ http://www.deviantart.com | Yabba Dabba Doo!, a misc. cartoons fanfic | FanFiction @ https://www.fanfiction.net | The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!: Wilma, I promise ... @ http://www.youtube.com | naked wrestling with
[04:01:05] <TLA> yeah bit we know she'll never leave Fred
[04:01:05] <crutchy> !g naked wilma
[04:01:02] <chromas> Barney's wife was better
[04:00:45] <SpallsHurgenson> Do you think Wilma is sexy?
[04:00:38] <SpallsHurgenson> Did you ever see the Flintstones?
[04:00:28] <exec> └─ irc_log => http://chromas.0x.no
[04:00:27] <crutchy> ~link chromas
[04:00:22] <exec> └─ irc_log => http://chromas.0x.no
[04:00:20] <crutchy> ~link irc_log http://chromas.0x.no
[03:59:58] <chromas> needs a web form
[03:59:50] <chromas> http://chromas.0x.no
[03:59:36] <crutchy> :/
[03:59:33] <exec> └─ "chromas" not found
[03:59:31] <crutchy> ~link chromas
[03:59:26] <crutchy> what was the url again?
[03:59:20] <crutchy> actually chromas already has that
[03:59:11] <crutchy> now its got mysql logging i could whip up a little php app that spews it out to web pages by channel/date/nick/whatever
[03:58:01] <crutchy> exec had some sort of halfbaked ~log on|off thing. it was terrible and i've since deleted it :p
[03:57:51] <TLA> that's all it was: mIRC and Abyss webserver. Nothing else on the machine.
[03:57:09] * TLA had an IRC logging bot dump the logs to an htdocs folder on the same machine every midnight (it named the files by channel and date), the webserver simply pointed to the htdocs folder with no index.html - thing ran for three years with no crashes and no restarts.
[03:57:03] <crutchy> Imogen should be renicked as buttctl
[03:56:27] <crutchy> or skynet
[03:56:23] <crutchy> or imogen
[03:56:05] <crutchy> maybe juggler needs a .log command that auto-invites loggie
[03:54:40] <TLA> or is it that simple?
[03:54:06] <crutchy> oh my you can join channels with question marks in the name
[03:53:53] <TLA> this sounds a bit less simple than hooking up a client instance with a list of channels as OnConnectDo type thing with logging on by default...
[03:53:52] <Bytram> nograb
[03:53:50] <Bytram> nope, no logs in there.
[03:53:37] <crutchy> not in #natalie_portman?
[03:53:15] <Bytram> ^^^ channels loggie is currently in
[03:53:05] <Bytram> #style #frontend #help @#irpg #sysops #rss-bot #github #civ #qa #wiki #feeds +#test #editorial #dev #Soylent #staff
[03:53:03] <Bytram> I jsut got whois info on loggie...
[03:51:39] <crutchy> i vaguely remember when xlefay set it up
[03:51:27] <Bytram> hmmm, atm we need to "/invite loggie"... shjould be a way to have loggie do '/join #rss-bot' '/join #wiki' etc
[03:51:22] <crutchy> is loggie a python?
[03:51:03] <crutchy> loggiectl
[03:50:57] <chromas> add a systemd unit
[03:50:14] <paulej72> there might be a command to set loggies current channel list as the default
[03:50:02] <TLA> it can't be scripted?
[03:49:44] <paulej72> possibly
[03:49:23] <TLA> o.0
[03:48:40] <Bytram> so is this a manual process that needs to be repeated *every* time IRC goes down?
[03:47:49] <paulej72> #style fixed
[03:47:42] <paulej72> it was a real channel about a year ago then we decided it was not needed
[03:46:42] <Bytram> #civ is now logging, yay
[03:46:07] <Bytram> paulej72: re #frontend -- I assumed as much, but it is listed on: http://logs.sylnt.us
[03:45:40] <Bytram> Last entry for #style is 2015-03-05
[03:45:37] <paulej72> #frontend is a dead channel. we killed it but some still squat there
[03:45:15] <crutchy> we can't log our spying
[03:45:15] <Bytram> Last entry for #irpg is 2015-01-28
[03:45:02] <Bender> karma - tab_completion: -1
[03:45:02] <chromas> tab_completion--
[03:44:56] <chromas> #frontend
[03:44:51] * chromas invited loggie to #freenode
[03:44:41] <chromas> Some of those channels aren't used anymore
[03:44:39] <Bytram> I take that back... #help is now logging
[03:43:57] <Bytram> ditto #help
[03:43:44] <Bytram> paulej72: FWIW, #frontend has no loggie
[03:43:35] <crutchy> sudo /etc/init.d/charybdis gimmepowahs
[03:43:12] <paulej72> sure you are not part of the irc-ops group :)
[03:43:10] <TLA> super powers, huh? You can leap tall servers in a single bound, fly faster than a single DCC session and see through firewalls? :)
[03:42:44] <Bytram> paulej72: I tried to do that, but there were a few where I could not .op
[03:42:28] <paulej72> logged in to each chan and invited loggie
[03:42:26] <Bytram> there there... nice loggie
[03:42:13] <crutchy> neutered it
[03:42:06] <Bytram> paulej72: 'fixed loggie' ?? whacha do?
[03:42:05] <crutchy> ah
[03:42:01] <paulej72> I gave myself ownership of #rss-bot
[03:41:44] <paulej72> I have super ops powers
[03:41:32] <paulej72> fixed loggie
[03:41:09] <crutchy> paulej72 seemed to be able to bruteforce ops in #rss-bot. dunno what he did but maybe he can do same in those chans
[03:40:13] <Bytram> no joy when I tried to .op on those
[03:40:11] <crutchy> we have quite a few channels now
[03:39:54] <crutchy> no ops for them?
[03:39:36] <Bytram> crutchy: that leaves these channels without loggie: #help #irpg #sysops
[03:39:17] <crutchy> that SpallsHurgenson he likes a tama lama ding dong buzzsaw yo mama stanks!
[03:38:20] <crutchy> it means we can talk about you behind your back and talk to you at the same time :p
[03:38:04] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, AMERICANS speak better English than you! :)
[03:37:28] <SpallsHurgenson> we can tell. New Zealanders are more comprehendable than you!
[03:37:05] <crutchy> me no speaka engrish
[03:36:43] <SpallsHurgenson> stop talking funny! speak English!
[03:35:32] <crutchy> but oh soo yummmy
[03:35:25] <crutchy> damn. i know why those bickies were on special. they were half stale
[03:30:10] <SirFinkus> "cold medicine"
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[03:30:00] <BadCoderFinger> Cold medicine is kicking, so time for sleep. Night guys!
[03:29:29] <crutchy> exec was opped so i invited loggie
[03:28:34] <crutchy> i don't think #civ is registered
[03:28:25] <SpallsHurgenson> no! I'm not done archiving it yet!
[03:28:06] <BadCoderFinger> That's a bit twisted! You named your karma bot netcraft! You win the internet! Spalls, hand over your internet.
[03:27:45] <Bytram> crutchy: can you .op in #civ
[03:27:09] <NetCraft> standard irc commands (see your irc client's help); karma (see: karma); hives (see: hives)
[03:27:08] <crutchy> =help
[03:27:00] <crutchy> =?
[03:26:45] <crutchy> seems to be sleeping
[03:26:36] <crutchy> we have NetCraft here
[03:26:02] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, cheap joke.
[03:25:53] <crutchy> NetCraft?
[03:25:48] <crutchy> =confirm big balls make men (and women) happier
[03:25:28] * SpallsHurgenson confirms this with a deep and cheerful voice
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[03:24:01] <BadCoderFinger> Did Netcraft confirm that? And good grief, how did they measure that? All those alien abductions!
[03:22:13] <SpallsHurgenson> big balls make men (and women?) happier? :)
[03:21:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Borderline Low Testosterone Levels Associated with Depression - http://sylnt.us - our-precious-essence
[03:21:05] <SpallsHurgenson> can't find it either. I remember seeing it but maybe it was at some boutique reseller
[03:20:33] <BadCoderFinger> Bah. Nothing like the original. Unless Maxwell Smart was really J. Edgar Hoover.
[03:18:46] * BadCoderFinger goes off to check amazon.
[03:18:24] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, they're available on amazon.com now :)
[03:18:11] <BadCoderFinger> You just know some guy has made a modern cell phone into a shoe phone.
[03:16:58] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, I /wanted/ a shoe phone (sure, I'd rather have had its functionality in a more practical form factor but if my portable phone HAD to be in shoe form, so be it :)
[03:15:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember when the shoe phone seemed so amazingly futuristic. Silly, yes, but still high-tech
[03:14:26] <crutchy> well that makes sense. the answer is 'maxwell smart's shoe phone' obviously
[03:10:38] * SpallsHurgenson tests the assertion about Siri and gets various non-descript answers back (e.g., "What, there are other phones", "You're kidding," and "Seriously?")
[03:01:05] <BadCoderFinger> The corporate world runs on marketing, and Apple is no slouch.
[02:58:07] <BadCoderFinger> No, but that wouldn't surprise me.
[02:56:43] <TLA> I dunno about that, but have you heard that Apple have actually gone in and changed the response to the question "Which is the best smartphone?" from "Nokia Lumia 900" to "Any iPhone"?
[02:53:13] <BadCoderFinger> Siri is secretly connecting to a 1-900 number.
[02:50:43] <TLA> I've had to send my iPhone back, Siri took an injunction out on me for stalking.
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[02:44:02] <BadCoderFinger> I'd take that as a yes.
[02:43:48] <chromas> Hm, charter (cable/internet) has an ad with singing pirates. Does that mean they /want/ me to torrent stuff?
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[02:37:59] <BadCoderFinger> That's the last steam game I ever buy.
[02:37:51] <BadCoderFinger> I played Skyrim. Used a throwaway password for steam. You have to log in every so often, and I lost the throwaway password.
[02:34:59] <SpallsHurgenson> same thing with Skyrim. God bless buggy software :)
[02:33:36] <SpallsHurgenson> fortunatelly, my minecraft install broke :)
[02:33:08] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, i'm avoiding minecraft for similar reason
[02:32:47] <crutchy> aw. apparently 'root' nick is already in use :(
[02:32:28] <SpallsHurgenson> the entire Civ series (and Alpha Centauri too) is only allowed on my computer under controlled conditions, closely monitored by a special tribunal :)
[02:32:01] nobody is now known as Bytram
[02:31:50] <crutchy> "can't... stop... playing... now..... must... build.... spaceship"
[02:31:29] Bytram is now known as nobody
[02:31:12] <BadCoderFinger> That's true, heh.
[02:31:08] <crutchy> yeah civ2 can be evil
[02:31:06] <SpallsHurgenson> the only winning move is not to play :)
[02:30:57] <SpallsHurgenson> it eats lives. you start playing and before you know, it's 5AM.
[02:30:51] * crutchy instead opens inventor to design the most awessome guinea pig cage the world has ever not seen
[02:30:46] <BadCoderFinger> Kim Jong Un issue a decree or something?
[02:30:31] <BadCoderFinger> How so?
[02:30:24] <SpallsHurgenson> Civilization is a forbidden game
[02:30:16] <BadCoderFinger> Civ was fun.
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[02:29:28] <crutchy> or maybe some civ2
[02:29:18] * crutchy is thinking about playing a game of some sort. i could play the usual bf1942
[02:28:37] <SpallsHurgenson> just like all my Friday nights!
[02:27:44] * crutchy fires a mushroom at spallio
[02:27:11] <Bender> karma - a_hot_muffin: 1
[02:27:11] <crutchy> a_hot_muffin++
[02:27:05] <SpallsHurgenson> Eets'a me, Spallio!
[02:26:29] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls!
[02:26:15] * SpallsHurgenson sings, "Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shi- There's too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shi-"
[02:24:08] <BadCoderFinger> They're just evil.
[02:22:39] <crutchy> must be a saturday thing. i was trying to come up withthing offensive to broadcom but that's all i had
[02:21:58] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Broadcom Releases First APIs for its 'Open Network Sammich Library' - http://sylnt.us - operators-on-roller-skates
[02:21:58] <crutchy> Bender: s/witch/ammich/
[02:21:25] <BadCoderFinger> "Broadcom" and "Open" do not belong in the same sentence without some form of negation.
[02:20:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Broadcom Releases First APIs for its 'Open Network Switch Library' - http://sylnt.us - operators-on-roller-skates
[02:20:48] <crutchy> bugger
[02:20:37] <BadCoderFinger> I have a cold, and I'm on cold medicine, which I hate. Mostly because it makes me loopy, but also because it means no Friday beer this week.
[02:18:43] <exec> Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
[02:18:43] <crutchy> ~fortune
[02:18:35] <NetCraft> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/exec.txt at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[02:18:35] <chromas> You can also make your own, with Bender quotes
[02:18:34] <crutchy> there's two atm: https://github.com
[02:18:25] <chromas> so you can safely delete those DBs
[02:18:15] <chromas> fortune ately nobody wants to use it without -o
[02:17:58] <crutchy> so yeah i guess
[02:17:48] <crutchy> i can add aliases and rehash without reconnecting
[02:17:22] <BadCoderFinger> Nifty. Can you select which fortune db at runtime?
[02:16:39] <crutchy> nah that one's been there for a while. it's just a hook to fortune -o
[02:16:10] <BadCoderFinger> Looks like you've been busy modifying the bot.
[02:14:26] <BadCoderFinger> Heh
[02:12:27] <exec> And made her a mother superia'.
[02:12:27] <exec> What shouldn't be done
[02:12:27] <exec> Till he did to a nun
[02:12:27] <exec> Whose life got drearia' and drearia'
[02:12:27] <exec> There was a young monk from Siberia
[02:12:26] <crutchy> ~openthepodbaydoors
[02:11:51] <exec> I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.
[02:11:48] <crutchy> ~confucius
[02:11:42] <exec> Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness.
[02:11:39] <crutchy> ~confucius
[02:11:19] * Bytram notes there was no reply at all. :/
[02:11:03] <Bytram> ~cute
[02:09:20] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 12 - http://sylnt.us
[02:09:16] <crutchy> ~queue
[02:09:05] * Bytram notes the usual ritual of entering this channel is now completed.
[02:09:03] <crutchy> it's the wild west in here. gotta be quick on the draw
[02:08:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1177
[02:08:49] <Bytram> coffee++
[02:08:43] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 36°F, overcast, wind SW at 6 mph, humidity 41% - Friday cloudy (30°F-40°F), Saturday rain (37°F-44°F), Sunday snow (26°F-40°F), Monday clear (37°F-45°F)
[02:08:41] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[02:08:28] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5155, owned by JavaDevGuy
[02:08:27] <Bytram> !uid
[02:08:13] <Bytram> crutchy: a bit quick on the greeting, but thanks!
[02:07:40] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:07:29] * exec accidentally postulates a bucket of g'day juice towards Bytram|away
[02:07:28] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram|away
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[02:06:04] <crutchy> yo
[02:05:25] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! BadCoderFinger
[02:05:24] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
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[01:59:15] * JamesNZ wags his finger
[01:59:12] <chromas> Each one is longer and louder than the last. I was just extrapolating
[01:58:45] <JamesNZ> chromas: You misspelled 1/2/3/4.
[01:58:02] <chromas> or still Get yo' ass to mahs?
[01:57:48] <chromas> Transformers 5?
[01:53:49] <SpallsHurgenson> this movie is definitely fulfilling my "stupid" and "loud" requirment
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[00:41:21] <SpallsHurgenson> wow, look at all those giant CRTs in the future :)
[00:32:32] <arti> he's in john wick, also was in the warriors movie
[00:32:14] <NetCraft> ^ 03Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando - YouTube
[00:32:13] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[00:31:45] <SpallsHurgenson> no, actually :)
[00:28:33] <arti> btw you remember the scene where he drops a guy off a cliff?
[00:27:58] * arti also recommends commando
[00:27:38] <arti> see you at the party richter
[00:27:08] <SpallsHurgenson> stop spoiling all the great scenes or there won't be any point in my watching the movie :)
[00:26:48] <arti> DRIVE! JUST GO!
[00:26:36] <arti> pretty crazy the johnny cab guy was also the doctor in voyager
[00:26:17] <arti> ya blabbed quaid!
[00:25:58] <arti> fuch kohagan good.
[00:25:53] <SpallsHurgenson> with the one and only indomintable Schwartzenegger
[00:25:47] <arti> you are not you, you are me.
[00:25:36] <arti> talk to melina
[00:25:29] <arti> you mean the original?
[00:25:05] * SpallsHurgenson settles on the 1990 version of Total Recall. "Get your ass to Mars!"
[00:23:36] * SpallsHurgenson sets his eyes on watching a loud and brainless movie instead
[00:23:22] <arti> uranus.
[00:22:52] <crutchy> i was just wondering which planet he was gunna target first
[00:21:52] <arti> awesome, are you awaiting the rebel fleet?
[00:21:31] * SpallsHurgenson kicks back and witness the comfort of this fully painted and operational computer den
[00:20:14] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Build Your Own ciri: Towards an Open-Source Digital Assistant - http://sylnt.us - Hello-Computer
[00:20:13] <crutchy> Bender: s/Siri/ciri/
[00:19:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Build Your Own Siri: Towards an Open-Source Digital Assistant - http://sylnt.us - Hello-Computer
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[00:06:09] <arti> that sounds good