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[01:15:22] <SpallsHurgenson> I hate 23-hour days
[01:21:39] * n1 yawn
[01:23:07] * TheMightyBuzzard agrees with n1
[01:23:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> is it bedtime yet?
[01:23:55] <SpallsHurgenson> its way past bedtime. in fact, it's time to wake up
[01:24:37] <n1> :(
[01:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, well in that case...
[01:24:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[01:24:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1162
[01:25:16] <n1> water++
[01:25:16] <Bender> karma - water: 21
[01:36:04] <SpallsHurgenson> is there a reason we are still keeping planet earth around? its blocking my view of the sun
[01:41:11] <n1> annihilatrix could solve that
[01:46:44] <SpallsHurgenson> well, do you have her phone number?
[01:48:59] <SpallsHurgenson> (wow, Norway looks even more like Middle Earth than does New Zealand https://vimeo.com )
[01:49:00] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03NORWAY - A Time-Lapse Adventure on Vimeo
[01:51:17] <crutchy> lousy smarch weather
[01:52:26] <crutchy> ooh. tricks n traps story looks interestink
[01:57:39] * SpallsHurgenson ackbars, "It's a trap!"
[01:59:49] <crutchy> wtf!?
[01:59:54] <crutchy> "Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition."
[02:00:07] <crutchy> compression filter!?
[02:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, wtf... i KNOW i took that out.
[02:03:29] <crutchy> i can sorta understand, given the comment i posted, but.. but... waaaaaah!!!
[02:04:13] <crutchy> i had to reduce the size of my pgp signature
[02:04:15] <crutchy> https://soylentnews.org
[02:04:16] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03SN comment by Anonymous Coward
[02:04:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky
[02:04:47] <crutchy> it's troll monday
[02:04:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> issue that if ya would and the comment
[02:05:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> that needs to diaf as far as i'm concerned
[02:05:08] <crutchy> almost said sunday then. it feels like sunday cos i gots me a days off
[02:05:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[02:05:21] <SpallsHurgenson> but... but... it IS Sunday
[02:05:34] <crutchy> oh but i'm back to the future man
[02:05:47] * crutchy cranks up hewie lewis
[02:06:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[02:06:37] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03ZZ Top - Doubleback - YouTube
[02:07:09] <SpallsHurgenson> HUEY Lewis, you wannabe 80s afficianado!
[02:08:01] <crutchy> ~slashcode-issue compression filter, there's some weird filter that stops me from being a troll. kill it! had to shorten sig and sprinkle a few spaces in. it was terrible :p https://soylentnews.org
[02:08:03] <exec> https://github.com
[02:10:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers
[02:11:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you can't post a pgp sig on a site like this sumpin is broken
[02:11:41] <crutchy> erm...
[02:11:45] <crutchy> yeah :p
[02:12:59] * crutchy whistles nonchalantly
[02:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> yer safe, i done spent up my mod points
[02:17:07] <mrcoolbp> is paulej72 around?
[02:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't heard from him in a while, no
[02:18:00] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I think webchat is down
[02:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> does indeed appear that way
[02:22:26] <mrcoolbp> aye
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[02:27:50] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[02:27:51] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03Why NBA players shouldn't bowl - GIF on Imgur
[02:35:52] <SpallsHurgenson> looks like a regular bowling night in my neighborhood
[02:50:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Paperspace Computer Aims to Resolve Hardware Distractions - http://sylnt.us - I-remember-computing-in-the-1980s
[02:55:31] <SpallsHurgenson> thin clients? This is America; we don't /do/ thin here!
[02:57:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, bull. Thin mints FTW, yo.
[02:57:31] <SpallsHurgenson> that's only because nobody sells Fat Mints yet :)
[02:57:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ... this is possible.
[02:59:16] * TheMightyBuzzard is trolling 3rd-wave feminists on twitter
[03:04:33] <SpallsHurgenson> and my respect for you goes down just a little bit more :)
[03:05:26] <crutchy> we don't do respect around here
[03:05:35] <crutchy> its -1 overrated
[03:06:05] <crutchy> oh wait hang on its in the topic
[03:06:41] <crutchy> i for one welcome our new respect-imposing overlords :p
[03:07:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> 3rd wave feminists deserve nothing but grief and disappointment. what they ask for is absurd and decidedly unequal.
[03:07:34] <crutchy> a third breast?
[03:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> special treatment until women are equal in every statistic.
[03:08:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> special != equal, so fuck that.
[03:08:17] <crutchy> perhaps these feminists should be treated equally in bars too
[03:09:55] <crutchy> and they can work night shift in power stations and go work on oil rigs and fight turrrrists in the army and shit
[03:10:13] <crutchy> i know there's chicks that do that stuff (better than guys even)
[03:10:19] <crutchy> but they aren't feminists
[03:11:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> 1st wave: we demand the vote! 2nd wave: we demand you end legal discrimination 3rd wave: we demand you stop manspreading
[03:13:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're on a "we want fat/ugly chicks in video games" kick too
[03:13:15] <crutchy> oh
[03:13:39] <crutchy> if they wanna be equal, they must start manspreading!
[03:13:58] <crutchy> this feminist sounds extremely sexist
[03:14:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> stuff a racketball in their crotch and see how they sit
[03:14:37] <crutchy> instead of imposing on the liberties of others, she should take advantage of her own liberties
[03:15:02] <SpallsHurgenson> and rape. and freedom of reproductive choice. and to let women talk about orgasms. and getting rid of the glass ceiling. all those annoying feminist issues.
[03:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, thas the entirety of third wave feminism for you
[03:15:17] <SpallsHurgenson> damn them, why can't they just let us be more like India, right?
[03:15:40] <crutchy> yeah. i can ride on top of a train if i want to dammit!
[03:16:02] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy: word to the wise: don't try that on a subway. It hurts :)
[03:16:26] <crutchy> we only have a small subway in this state
[03:16:40] <crutchy> its only a loop around the city center really
[03:16:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, nobody gives a fuck what they talk about and reproductive choice is bullshit until the man has ANY say in the matter, rape? carry a gun. only 3% of rapes are completed if the woman is armed.
[03:16:42] * SpallsHurgenson imagines a 10" high train car
[03:17:15] <SpallsHurgenson> TMB: you are an admitted troll so I think I'll just ignore anything you have to say from now on :)
[03:17:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> glass ceiling is bullshit as well. every apples to apples survey done finds there is none.
[03:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, facts disturb sjws.
[03:17:37] * SpallsHurgenson goes back to imagining tiny railcars
[03:17:43] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, i'm a troll too. i'm trying to offend anonymous
[03:18:02] <SpallsHurgenson> TMB: start bring up facts and maybe they will. but damnit, ignore.
[03:18:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ^^ 3%. arm women and rape ends.
[03:18:43] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy: only the anonymous cowards, I hope. don't mess with the anonymous heroes, they kick your ass :)
[03:19:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell even back in the 80s the surveys showed zero difference when equally trained and working equal hours men and women were compared re: their pay.
[03:19:55] <crutchy> tmb is a die-hard, blue-blooded, red-necked, tobacco-chewin, gun-totin, american
[03:19:58] <SpallsHurgenson> there's a rattle in my PC again, but I'm too lazy to fix it
[03:20:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> needs more lube. try dr pepper.
[03:20:14] <crutchy> the pgp smokin anonymous
[03:20:19] <SpallsHurgenson> especially since I gotta move the box tomorrow anyway
[03:20:34] <crutchy> they'll prolly pwn me, but if they do that i know my trolling is successful :D
[03:21:01] <SpallsHurgenson> (there's a wire rattling against the heatsink fan... I just gotta tap it back but it'll just fall loose again after I shift it)
[03:21:14] <crutchy> cut the wire out
[03:21:23] <crutchy> then you can have free wireless :D
[03:21:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> hot glue it to a cap or something
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[03:22:00] <crutchy> hello fellow-monday'ian
[03:22:02] <ciri> hey whats up crutchy
[03:22:07] <SpallsHurgenson> why the heck are we still using fans these days anyway? It's so '90s!
[03:22:20] <crutchy> we all like to have fans
[03:22:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> man fans are awesome. any computer of mine better sound like a vacuum cleaner when fired up.
[03:22:59] <SpallsHurgenson> we should be using thermoelectric cooling and then shoot the excess energy out of our computer as a laser!
[03:23:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> your ideas are intriguing to me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter
[03:23:33] <JamesNZ> Afternoon crutchy :)
[03:23:33] <SpallsHurgenson> (might have to cool the laser assembly with another peltier cooler :)
[03:23:45] <SpallsHurgenson> just lasers all the way down :)
[03:23:47] <crutchy> must be nearly evening there
[03:23:55] <crutchy> ~time new zealand
[03:23:57] <exec> Monday, 9 March 2015 @ 4:23 pm GMT+13 - Wellington, New Zealand 5:08 PM Chatham Island (GMT+13:45)
[03:24:12] <JamesNZ> Still bright and hot enough to feel like afternoon.
[03:24:13] <SpallsHurgenson> ~time bangkok
[03:24:15] <exec> Monday, 9 March 2015 @ 10:24 am GMT+7 - Bangkok, Thailand
[03:24:27] <crutchy> ~time bang cock
[03:24:28] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Monday, 9 March 2015, 3:24 am
[03:24:48] <SpallsHurgenson> is there a way to set ~time to a user-specific time like there is with weather?
[03:24:53] <crutchy> yup
[03:24:57] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: Is that where you are?
[03:24:59] <SpallsHurgenson> cool
[03:24:59] <crutchy> uses the same as weather
[03:25:07] <crutchy> ~time-add
[03:25:07] <exec> syntax: ~time-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[03:25:15] <crutchy> or ~weather-add
[03:25:17] <crutchy> either, either
[03:25:18] <SpallsHurgenson> ~time-add bangkok
[03:25:18] <exec> syntax: ~time-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[03:25:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:25:38] <crutchy> ~time-add SpallsHurgenson Bangkok
[03:25:39] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03todd rundgren - bang on the drum all day - YouTube
[03:25:42] <exec> name "SpallsHurgenson" set for location "Bangkok"
[03:25:46] * SpallsHurgenson mutters beneath his breath
[03:25:52] <crutchy> should be able to just do ~time now
[03:26:03] <SpallsHurgenson> but I already know the time!
[03:26:46] <crutchy> you think you know the time, but do you really? *spooky music in background*
[03:27:01] <JamesNZ> You can't know for sure till it's verified from 'straya :P
[03:27:26] <SpallsHurgenson> there are clocks, clocks everywhere!
[03:27:31] <crutchy> which is then verified from google, which is omnipresent
[03:27:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, Alzheimers clocks?
[03:28:11] <crutchy> apparently australia is home to the world's roundest object
[03:28:20] * chromas winds back
[03:28:28] <SpallsHurgenson> Roseanne Barr?
[03:28:47] <crutchy> lol
[03:28:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> never considered cannibalism until i saw her
[03:29:01] <crutchy> nah you can keep her. she's a socialist
[03:29:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> it'd be worth it just to shut her up.
[03:29:11] <SpallsHurgenson> that's a pretty dated reference, but I couldn't think of any other fat person on the spur of the moment :)
[03:29:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> rosie odonel?
[03:29:24] <SpallsHurgenson> the pressure just got to me!
[03:29:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I dunno if Roseanne still has weight issues anymore
[03:30:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> still has screechy hag voice though
[03:30:17] <crutchy> michael moore fits the bill. he's also a socialist
[03:30:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nails, chalkboard
[03:30:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> and limbaugh, he's just a fascist
[03:31:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, possibly crutchy who is also a socialist
[03:31:19] <crutchy> omg. from my statistical sample of two, i can conclude that all socialists are fat and whiny
[03:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> unsure on the weight though
[03:31:29] <crutchy> i'm a skinny runt
[03:31:44] <crutchy> or lanky, cos i'm 6 ft
[03:31:47] <crutchy> tall
[03:32:02] <SpallsHurgenson> you must have a hard time fitting into those tiny subway cars then
[03:32:02] * TheMightyBuzzard marks up a successful hate-hag trolling on his score card
[03:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's not a successful troll unless you get blocked
[03:32:57] <crutchy> how long did it take?
[03:32:58] <ciri> not sure
[03:33:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> one comment
[03:33:33] <crutchy> are there any feminazi channels on freenode?
[03:33:39] <crutchy> that might be fun
[03:34:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> she was going on about some nonsense about chicks shouldn't have to be hot to be hit on and used the word misogynist unironically
[03:34:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> she deserved it
[03:34:39] <crutchy> i could troll the programming language channels and declare things like commenting code is stupid, oop sucks and frameworks are ghay
[03:34:56] <crutchy> i take offense to her comment
[03:34:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> frameworks ARE gay
[03:35:00] <crutchy> fat chicks are hot
[03:35:08] <crutchy> especially ones with big tits
[03:35:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but even fat chicks with big knockers should you know, wash and wear clothes that make them look good. i sure as shit gotta if i wanna get laid. equality, ya sanctimonious bitches.
[03:36:48] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad but he knew life before he left his nursery ... left alone with big fat fannys, she was such a naughty nanny... heap big woman you made a bad boy out of him
[03:37:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:37:05] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) - YouTube
[03:37:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> for a gay dude he sure sang that song like he meant it.
[03:37:50] <crutchy> i don't like the music in that song much
[03:37:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[03:38:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy--
[03:38:00] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 129
[03:38:12] <SpallsHurgenson> do not badmouth Queen's music crutchy!
[03:38:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> the bass line alone pwns
[03:38:44] <SpallsHurgenson> well, except for the music in their bad songs
[03:39:10] <crutchy> i like a few queen songs but not that one much
[03:39:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> they had bad songs?
[03:39:35] <crutchy> some of them are a bit overdone
[03:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:39:37] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) - YouTube
[03:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> The most perfect rock song ever written.
[03:40:06] <SpallsHurgenson> Traveling in a fried-out combie / On a hippie trail head full of zombie / I met a strange lady, she made me nervous / She took me in and gave me breakfast and she said...
[03:40:22] <crutchy> how does it hold up against AC/DC?
[03:40:23] <ciri> doing great here
[03:40:31] <crutchy> thunderstruck
[03:40:37] <SpallsHurgenson> on cellos!
[03:40:45] <crutchy> ooh yeah
[03:41:06] <crutchy> and back in black
[03:41:16] <SpallsHurgenson> on cellos!
[03:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, let's see... can you go anywhere in the world and stomp/clap out the drum line and have people join in to thunderstruck?
[03:42:59] <crutchy> you just start hummin 'clap clap... nah nah nah nah.. nah nah nah nah'
[03:43:09] <SpallsHurgenson> THUNDER!
[03:44:13] <crutchy> actually bon jovi and led zeppelin are up there
[03:44:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll grant you it's a damned good one but you can go to rural china and stomp-stomp-clap a few times and they be all like "we will, we will, lock you"
[03:44:19] <crutchy> prolly above queen
[03:44:37] <crutchy> oh yeah that damn song. that's the overcooked one
[03:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> may not be the greatest rock song but it is absolutely prefectly written for what it is.
[03:45:52] <crutchy> its not played for its musical excellence. its played for sporting fanaticism
[03:47:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, and yes, em fookers with the cellos are Bad. Ass.
[03:51:18] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:51:18] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive - YouTube
[03:51:54] <crutchy> eargasms++
[03:51:54] <Bender> karma - eargasms: 1
[03:52:26] <SpallsHurgenson> that's not where that thing goes
[03:53:57] * SpallsHurgenson manually triggers the nightly backup a few hours early
[03:55:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nother damned fine one: https://www.youtube.com
[03:55:11] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode - YouTube
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[03:55:52] <Alberto> TheMightyBuzzard, instructions unclear! :(
[03:56:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that troll really sucked, Alberto
[03:56:24] <Alberto> Bad trolls
[03:56:25] <Alberto> :/
[03:56:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think ethanol-fueled and ar both hold classes though if you're interested.
[03:57:32] <SpallsHurgenson> (huh, Firefox apparently still offers a WinXP version)
[03:58:28] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:58:28] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03Tommy Emmanuel (awesome) Amazing Grace (close up) - YouTube
[03:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[03:59:16] <crutchy> if you know anyone else who can play amazing grace like this guy i'd like to know :p
[03:59:17] <SpallsHurgenson> I knew a Grace once. She wasn't that amazing.
[03:59:43] <SpallsHurgenson> (also, she hated that joke)
[04:00:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> i only know one and she's pretty freaking epic
[04:02:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn shame i ain't 20 years younger cause she digs tattoos n good music n not only digs video games but knows how to repair an old NES console.
[04:03:06] <SpallsHurgenson> (backups are slooooow)
[04:03:46] * JamesNZ dabs a bit of treacle into the tubez
[04:04:12] <SpallsHurgenson> does that slow down the bits or make them hyperactive from the sugar rush?
[04:05:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta say though, best rock song ever is prolly https://www.youtube.com
[04:05:13] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^ 03Nickelback - Rockstar [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - YouTube
[04:05:14] <JamesNZ> It slows them down then freezes everything into a bit glacier :)
[04:05:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Alberto, THAT is how you troll
[04:05:56] <SpallsHurgenson> then its good for cooling, but bad for network throughput
[04:06:14] * JamesNZ snickers evilly
[04:07:52] * SpallsHurgenson twixes mischievously
[04:08:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, gotta clear the suck out of my ears with some ZZ Top
[04:16:31] * SpallsHurgenson likes to watch the backup program, "Oooh, mirror those files, you naughty app!" :)
[04:18:02] <SpallsHurgenson> when I'm done, I might find a FAT32 drive to defrag just so I can watch it move those blocks around :)
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[05:52:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Documents Shine Light on New Zealand Surveillance Base - http://sylnt.us - the-world-is-full-of-ears
[05:57:13] * JamesNZ whistles nonchalantly
[06:02:50] <Alberto> Hey
[06:03:02] <Alberto> anyone have suggestions for a cluster of webservers?
[06:03:08] <Alberto> i want them on different countries
[06:03:19] <Alberto> but i need the filesystem to be sync on live
[06:03:24] <Alberto> GlusterFS can be a good idea?
[06:25:20] * arti doesn't have much experience with clusters
[06:25:48] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03NORWAY - A Time-Lapse Adventure on Vimeo
[06:25:48] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03SN comment by Anonymous Coward
[06:25:49] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03ZZ Top - Doubleback - YouTube
[06:25:49] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03SN comment by Anonymous Coward
[06:25:50] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03Why NBA players shouldn't bowl - GIF on Imgur
[06:25:51] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03todd rundgren - bang on the drum all day - YouTube
[06:25:51] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) - YouTube
[06:25:52] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) - YouTube
[06:25:52] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive - YouTube
[06:25:53] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03Chuck Berry - Johnny B. Goode - YouTube
[06:25:53] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03Tommy Emmanuel (awesome) Amazing Grace (close up) - YouTube
[06:25:54] <AdmiralNachoSupreme> ^* 03Nickelback - Rockstar [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - YouTube
[06:25:57] <chromas> wtf
[06:25:59] <chromas> pos
[06:26:01] <chromas> plus it died
[06:26:15] <arti> well at least we know what you like to listen to/look at
[06:26:19] <chromas> .kick AdmiralNachoSupreme
[06:26:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
[06:26:25] <JamesNZ> RIP AdmiralNachoSupreme.
[06:26:26] <chromas> those are all cached links
[06:27:01] <chromas> hm, it only did it in two channels
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[06:35:27] <Alberto> TheMightyBuzzard, http://i0.kym-cdn.com
[06:35:31] <Alberto> just4you
[06:35:32] <Alberto> :D
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[07:48:17] <crutchy> view all (comments) button is a dang good idea. either that or default surf -1 for AC
[07:48:30] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[07:48:31] <B--------D> ^ 03SN comment by Anonymous Coward
[07:48:37] <crutchy> o.O
[07:52:49] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[07:53:00] <crutchy> southern_hemisphere++
[07:53:00] <Bender> karma - southern_hemisphere: 1
[07:57:54] <JamesNZ> Let's just the upper half obliterate 'emselves crutchy, we'll chill down here B-)
[07:58:45] <JamesNZ> just let*
[08:01:49] <crutchy> its looking that way eh
[08:02:43] <crutchy> poor suckers
[08:04:03] <arti> southern hemisphere = poor suckers (on average)
[08:08:08] <chromas> Yeah but that's just the northern 90% of it
[08:13:26] <crutchy> as long as our navy keeps shooting at boat people we'll be ok :p
[08:14:00] <crutchy> i like my little piece of paradise without nukes and all that northern hemisphere bullshit
[08:14:20] <crutchy> we're happy just to supply the uranium :p
[08:15:19] <crutchy> unfortunately i wouldn't be surprised if our stupid military has some nukes hidden away somewhere. not as if they couldn't if they wanted to :/
[08:21:41] <arti> maybe they can do a fallout in aus
[08:22:38] <arti> http://i.imgur.com
[08:23:53] <chromas> buttbuddies
[08:24:53] <crutchy> ocean currents might cause some problems down our way. hopefully air currents would be more limited to the north. though hopefully it never comes to that regardless
[08:25:42] <crutchy> a lot of northern governments are full of douchebags, but you guys are cool
[08:26:00] <crutchy> lot of good people would be caught up in it :/
[08:26:36] <crutchy> lot of southern governments are full of douches too
[08:26:41] * arti was referring to the fallout series of post war games
[08:26:51] <arti> sluts and strife
[08:27:08] <crutchy> hmm. never heard of fallout game
[08:27:18] <arti> !g bethesda fallout
[08:27:19] <ciri> 1,130,000 results | The Bethesda Store - Fallout - Brands @ http://store.bethsoft.com | Fallout: Welcome to the Official Site - Bethesda Softworks @ http://fallout.bethsoft.com | Fallout - Bethesda Softworks Forums @ http://forums.bethsoft.com | Fallout (series) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org(series)
[08:27:20] <ciri> | Fallout: New Vegas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org
[08:27:21] * chromas passes crutchy a large gasp
[08:27:51] <arti> think 1950s flavor of the future
[08:29:09] <crutchy> never been right into gaming
[08:29:35] <crutchy> prolly lotsa games i havent heard of i guess
[08:35:31] <crutchy> wish our air force hadn't got us into the f-35 black hole
[08:35:41] <crutchy> the f-111's that we had were kick ass
[08:36:11] <crutchy> they should have just replaced them with moar f-111's
[08:36:31] <chromas> or wraiths
[08:37:02] <chromas> carriers and mutalisks
[08:37:37] <crutchy> i prefer dragoons
[08:38:24] * crutchy tends to play defensively for most the game. lotsa photon cannons and lurkers :p
[08:38:37] <crutchy> mind_control++
[08:38:37] <Bender> karma - mind_control: 1
[08:39:47] <crutchy> or custom maps with triggers that create workers for all three species
[08:39:52] <crutchy> is that cheating?
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[08:40:41] <chromas> if it lets you, it's not cheating
[08:41:04] <chromas> there used to be maps with stacked minerals
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[08:44:20] <crutchy> holy crap apparently our air force actually has 2 f-35's
[08:44:38] <crutchy> yay we're totally safe from turrists now
[08:44:50] <chromas> airdropbears
[08:55:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Interactive Maps Show Migration of US State Populations - http://sylnt.us - all-change
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[09:08:40] <crutchy> oops. scrolled a bit quick it seems. my browser just crashed on that US migration interactive chart website thingy
[09:09:16] <janrinok> well played sir!
[09:09:19] <chromas> thou shalt not scroll faster than 160 lines per second
[09:09:55] <crutchy> i was trying to get to the wiggly charts near the bottom
[09:10:20] <crutchy> ooh it remembered the pages i was on when i reopened
[09:12:10] <crutchy> heh. the age vs politics chart seems a bit weird
[09:13:04] <crutchy> i get why youngins would be democrats (someone's gotta pay their tuitions) and there seems to be a slice of older farts that vote democrat, but i would have thought really old farts would vote democrat too (pensions)
[09:13:33] <crutchy> most working ages seem to be republican, which is to be expected i guess
[09:13:42] <crutchy> taxpayers hate democrats
[09:14:25] <crutchy> well, to be fair they hate being ripped by both parties, but republicans are supposed to be conservative
[09:14:30] <crutchy> at least fiscally
[09:14:34] <crutchy> fuck the rest
[09:15:27] <janrinok> well, that's sorted that story out - on to the next one!
[09:26:06] <janrinok> crutchy: which browser are you using
[09:26:25] <crutchy> its an old version of iceweasel
[09:26:30] <crutchy> clunker
[09:26:47] <crutchy> hmm. no i tell a lie
[09:26:50] <crutchy> not that old
[09:26:55] <crutchy> 31.5.0
[09:26:56] <janrinok> OK, I'm running the same but can't get it to crash on that - loads of other crashes tho - but not with that page
[09:27:20] <crutchy> might have been cos i had a couple of other pages open maybe
[09:27:24] <crutchy> not sure
[09:27:42] <janrinok> one of life's great mysteries - or a debian cock-up
[09:27:51] <crutchy> heh. who knows
[09:27:55] <crutchy> debian++
[09:27:55] <Bender> karma - debian: 47
[09:28:12] <crutchy> despite the systemd shenanigans they do a fairly good job
[09:28:45] <janrinok> true until the switch to that software whose name shall never be spoken gets put in
[09:29:26] <janrinok> ... there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth throughout the land"...
[09:31:13] <crutchy> haha true. tbh i don't really care much. as long as it mostly works. if i have to tweak a few things along the way so be it
[09:31:39] <janrinok> I reckon it will either get sorted out or binned before I need to update again.
[09:31:47] <crutchy> nod
[09:32:01] <crutchy> ~eval uname
[09:32:02] <exec> Linux
[09:32:06] <crutchy> :/
[09:32:08] <crutchy> ~eval uname -a
[09:32:10] <exec> Linux cloudsteeldev 3.2.0-4-686-pae #1 SMP Debian 3.2.65-1+deb7u2 i686 GNU/Linux
[09:32:17] <crutchy> not sure how old mine is
[09:33:10] <janrinok> good to see that you still have i686 software. I've got 8 computers (9 if you include the Pi) and an even split between 32 and 64 bit. Them old machines work just fine.
[09:33:39] <crutchy> my desktop is still an old 32 bit amd thing
[09:33:53] <crutchy> doesn't get much love lately cos i prefer the vbox on my lappy
[09:34:02] <chromas> oh yeah, when did that happen? I remember when everything was i386. only mandrake and maybe suse were doing anything higher
[09:35:27] <janrinok> there are still some i386 distros around but most have gone to i686 now I think. Change happened about 18 months ago but my memory is not what it was so that might be an inaccurate guess - a WAG!
[09:36:54] <chromas> owncloud must not be popular. no firefox extensions for it
[09:37:38] <janrinok> I don't know owncloud - or is that a whoosh?
[09:38:01] <chromas> it's a 'run your own cloud' package. does files, bookmarks and stuff
[09:38:15] <janrinok> ah, I'm not keeping up....
[09:38:36] <chromas> for documents and stuff. instead of using google docs or ms skydrive
[09:38:44] <chromas> s/ocs/drive/
[09:38:44] <sedctl> <chromas> for documents and stuff. instead of using google ddrive or ms skydrive
[09:40:44] * chromas gives ciri actionable cloud-shifting paradigm instantiation management
[09:44:05] <janrinok> lol
[09:44:54] <crutchy> isn't that what github is?
[09:45:19] <crutchy> NerdCloud :p
[09:49:06] <crutchy> lmao
[09:49:10] <crutchy> telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
[09:49:16] <crutchy> ^ try it
[09:56:25] <crutchy> http://www.tecmint.com
[09:56:26] <B--------D> ^ 0320 Funny Commands of Linux or Linux is Fun in Terminal
[09:59:22] <crutchy> holy crap
[09:59:41] <crutchy> ~eval cowsay -f stegosaurus Hello
[09:59:42] <exec> _______
[09:59:42] <exec> < Hello >
[09:59:42] <exec> -------
[09:59:42] <exec> \ . .
[09:59:43] <exec> \ / `. .' "
[09:59:44] <exec> \ .---. < > < > .---.
[09:59:45] <exec> \ | \ \ - ~ ~ - / / |
[09:59:45] <exec> _____ ..-~ ~-..-~
[09:59:46] <exec> | | \~~~\.' `./~~~/
[09:59:47] <exec> --------- \__/ \__/
[09:59:48] <exec> .' O \ / / \ "
[09:59:48] <exec> (_____, `._.' | } \/~~~/
[09:59:49] <exec> `----. / } | / \__/
[09:59:50] <exec> `-. | / | / `. ,~~|
[09:59:51] <exec> ~-.__| /_ - ~ ^| /- _ `..-'
[09:59:51] <exec> | / | / ~-. `-. _ _ _
[09:59:52] <exec> |_____| |_____| ~ - . _ _ _ _ _>
[10:02:06] <chromas> toilet -F border --gay
[10:02:37] <crutchy> ~eval cowsay -f bong moooooo thas good sheet
[10:02:39] <exec> _________________________
[10:02:39] <exec> < moooooo thas good sheet >
[10:02:39] <exec> -------------------------
[10:02:39] <exec> \
[10:02:39] <exec> \
[10:02:40] <exec> ^__^
[10:02:40] <exec> _______/(oo)
[10:02:41] <exec> /\/( /(__)
[10:02:42] <exec> | W----|| |~|
[10:02:43] <exec> || || |~| ~~
[10:02:43] <exec> |~| ~
[10:02:44] <exec> |_| o
[10:02:45] <exec> |#|/
[10:02:46] <exec> _+#+_
[10:04:15] <Alberto> crutchy, do you have experience on servers?
[10:04:48] <crutchy> not much. mainly on the one hypervisor i manage at work
[10:05:05] <crutchy> virtualbox headless stuff
[10:05:30] <crutchy> what's up?
[10:06:44] <crutchy> oh you mentioned something about a global hyper mega net earlier or summin
[10:08:42] <crutchy> i dunno about that kinda stuff. seems like beowulf or boinc sorta stuff maybe
[10:10:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:10:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1163
[10:11:09] <janrinok> hi TheMightyBuzzard - packing complete, just waiting for the 'go' eh?
[10:11:10] <ciri> hi janrinok
[10:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly. going to do up all the dirty clothes and pack everything but a week's worth today.
[10:12:30] <janrinok> and slowly winding-down in terms of software debugging?
[10:13:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, nothing much to debug. we're in feature freeze for a week of testing on dev but unless bytram breaks something i think we're good.
[10:14:20] <chromas> with apache 2?
[10:14:30] <janrinok> ah, good, 'cos I've got a list of 147 little 'improvements' that you could do before you have a break - shall I just email them to you ;)
[10:14:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nah that'll be april most likely
[10:15:00] <crutchy> they're testing skynet.pl
[10:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, can't add to anything this week unless pj or nc decide to break the feature freeze.
[10:15:44] <crutchy> tmb, have you heard of telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl?
[10:16:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, yar. many moons ago
[10:16:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> long enough i forgot exactly what it were.
[10:16:34] <crutchy> haha. i just discovered it /me feels so nerdy
[10:16:54] <crutchy> is that original coffee pot cam still lurking somewhere?
[10:16:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, it is a proper badge of nerddom
[10:19:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> yall know what's really fun? the high ascii links bug is entirely different on mod_perl2 than in mod_perl.
[10:20:11] <chromas> So you get to do unicode all over?
[10:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it all more or less works there as well but there are some quirks of difference
[10:21:41] <crutchy> we'll have to rewrite the whole thing in visual basic
[10:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw that. assembly.
[10:22:38] <crutchy> that would make the front page of many a nerd news site if that happened
[10:23:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> except for ours cause it wouldn't be working
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[10:26:32] <[oYp]> derp
[10:26:42] <[oYp]> i'm saggy
[10:27:10] [oYp] is now known as []
[10:28:44] [] is now known as crutchy
[10:29:12] chromas is now known as \
[10:29:19] * \ name escapes me
[10:29:37] <\> s/^/my /
[10:29:37] <sedctl> <\> my name escapes me
[10:29:49] * \ already did that joke; goes back to the dungeon
[10:29:51] <crutchy> \ s/\//\/
[10:30:02] <crutchy> its a snake :p
[10:30:32] * crutchy smakes \
[10:31:10] <crutchy> lucky i didn't smake B--------D
[10:31:21] <crutchy> that could have been embarrassment
[10:31:25] \ is now known as Hedonismbot
[10:31:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03bewbs ( https://bewble.com )
[10:31:48] <Hedonismbot> out_of_order_respones--
[10:31:48] <Bender> karma - out_of_order_respones: -1
[10:31:49] <crutchy> o.O
[10:32:34] <Hedonismbot> =nick chromas
[10:32:34] oYo is now known as chromas
[10:32:41] <Hedonismbot> hah, there actually is a (nsfw) http://booble.com
[10:32:41] <chromas> ^ 03Booble: the best adult porn search engine and sex search directory online ( http://www.booble.com )
[10:32:53] * Hedonismbot stands by for kick
[10:33:01] <crutchy> http://8008135.com
[10:33:02] <chromas> ^ 038008135.com
[10:33:29] <Hedonismbot> now that's a domain anyone would like to park
[10:33:34] chromas is now known as SoyGuest9515
[10:33:39] <crutchy> for sale eh. for only $999,999!
[10:35:23] <Hedonismbot> coffee++
[10:35:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1164
[10:35:29] <Hedonismbot> does that count as automated?
[10:36:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> automated != manual
[10:36:40] <Hedonismbot> but my name is that of a bot
[10:36:46] <Hedonismbot> for some reason, bot nick changed
[10:37:00] <Hedonismbot> oh
[10:37:02] <Hedonismbot> =ident
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[10:37:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh, mrplow doesn't have an init script
[10:37:46] <Hedonismbot> or WikiRC probably
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[10:40:57] <crutchy> can someone else start it or does it require special funpika powahs?
[10:41:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> requires a juggs/paulej72/ncommander
[10:41:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean i could technically but i don't know squat about it
[10:41:59] * crutchy wonders if exec could do a backup wiki feed
[10:42:26] <MrPlow> coffee++
[10:42:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1165
[10:42:48] <Hedonismbot> that'd be nifty
[10:42:57] <Hedonismbot> also alerts for new submissions :D
[10:43:29] <crutchy> ooh
[10:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya know, mrplow should alert me when i have a comment to reply to
[10:43:59] <crutchy> tmb, just do a search for The Mighty Buzzard in the #comments channel
[10:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> too much effort
[10:44:18] <crutchy> hmm. actually that would only get yer comments lol
[10:44:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> rather spend all day coding to save time
[10:44:27] <crutchy> ah
[10:44:52] <Hedonismbot> make MrPlow read #comments and relay whatever interests you :)
[10:44:56] <crutchy> might be able to adapt exec's comment feed to alert nicks if they get a reply to a comment
[10:45:25] <crutchy> most the work is done
[10:46:13] <crutchy> actually nicks prolly already highlight in irc clients anyway
[10:46:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> really need to get the api working with logins and it'd be dirt simple.
[10:47:35] <crutchy> actually a backup wiki alerter could be made from http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[10:47:36] <chromas> ^ 03SoylentNews - Recent changes [en]
[10:47:49] <crutchy> could be added to Regurgitator's feed list
[10:48:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll work on the api some today.
[10:48:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> get logins and some basic logged in functionality going like non-destructively reading non-email notifications.
[10:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i can do that while i do laundry.
[11:06:53] <crutchy> i've got a 23" screen sitting next to be with cool blue emptiness on it
[11:07:08] <crutchy> i should find a live cam of an aquarium or summin at least
[11:07:36] <Hedonismbot> or make your editor bigger
[11:07:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> or conky its ass into usefulness
[11:07:56] <Hedonismbot> you can run vim and emacs at the same time
[11:08:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think that'd blow up the world
[11:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> just in case it ain't plain enough, conky is the absolute bomb
[11:10:20] <Hedonismbot> poor gkrellm; nobody loves it anymore
[11:10:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> such is life
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[11:12:29] * TheMightyBuzzard feels a strong desire to smake someone around a bit for not updating the apache2 repo
[11:13:43] * Hedonismbot blames microsoft
[11:13:56] <Hedonismbot> and Bytram, since he's not here
[11:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'actually prolly ncommander who gets this blame but bytram can have it just the same
[11:15:02] <Hedonismbot> whipping_boy++
[11:15:03] <Bender> karma - whipping_boy: 1
[11:17:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i'm not bloody fixing it. i'll just work on it in mp1 instead of mp2.
[11:18:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, we need to get the vm updated to apache2/mp2 as well
[11:18:47] <Hedonismbot> "We would appreciate it sync function to the email version because any problems BETA. We also accept other bugs and wishes. After the update when I lose connection,send us e-mail. We think you can go to increase the variety and the future"
[11:19:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[11:19:25] <Hedonismbot> application description in google android store
[11:19:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh fun
[11:22:41] <Hedonismbot> ooh, I found an irc server for android
[11:23:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, because phones have good enough connections for that
[11:23:48] <Hedonismbot> maybe. plug it into a power supply and chuck it in the corner
[11:23:57] <Hedonismbot> low-power server with built-in ups
[11:25:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is all fine n good if your modem and wireless router are both on a ups as well
[11:25:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> infrastructure needs ups more than boxes every time.
[11:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> raspberry pi 2b ftw
[11:27:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mystery 'Noise' Could be an Earth-Like World - http://sylnt.us - wave-they-might-be-up-there!
[11:28:34] <crutchy> yay!
[11:29:00] <crutchy> gots me a live aquarium webcam fullscreen on the attached 23" screen
[11:29:00] * TheMightyBuzzard gets out his electronic thumb
[11:29:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you are a wasteful dingus
[11:29:23] <crutchy> lol
[11:29:23] <ciri> rofl
[11:29:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> entertaining one though
[11:29:38] <crutchy> lots of fishies too
[11:30:10] <crutchy> oh shit there's even sound!
[11:30:18] * Hedonismbot gives crutchy asciiquarium
[11:30:47] <crutchy> gotta use 250g internet for summin
[11:30:53] <crutchy> might as well be fishies
[11:31:05] <Hedonismbot> aquarium porn
[11:31:17] <Hedonismbot> fish sandwich action
[11:31:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> watch out for tartar sauce
[11:31:57] <crutchy> fuck. already making me a bit sleepy just watchin the fukkers
[11:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[11:35:16] <crutchy> http://explore.org
[11:35:20] <chromas> ^ 03Tropical Reef Camera - Oceans - explore
[11:35:50] <crutchy> ooh. your web downloady thingy's not gunna keep streaming that is it?
[11:36:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> should hope not. generally you gotta build streaming capability in
[11:36:39] <crutchy> ah yeah. requires flash
[11:37:01] <Hedonismbot> if you pointed it at the actual stream it might though :)
[11:37:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> most html parsers won't load <video> tagged videos either
[11:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, i don't wanna work on mp1. just have to rework the modules for compatibility again if i do.
[11:40:01] <crutchy> join the dark side... php is your destiny :p
[11:40:04] <Hedonismbot> yeah, go fooshing instead
[11:40:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> php isn't a real language, it's the php devs' idea of a troll on web devs.
[11:40:47] <crutchy> ooh they gots a sting ray!
[11:41:14] <crutchy> still kicks perl's ass though :D
[11:41:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy: s/ki/li/
[11:41:31] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <crutchy> still licks perl's ass though :D
[11:41:37] <crutchy> haha
[11:42:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing, and i mean nothing, beats perl in mangling arbitrary text from heterogeneous sources
[11:42:29] <Hedonismbot> Bender lives hard and kicks ass
[11:43:01] <crutchy> the only language it prolly doesn't beat is python. i dunno why the hell python is so fucking popular
[11:43:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> bender hurts my butthole to work on
[11:43:28] <Hedonismbot> s/v.*i//
[11:43:28] <sedctl> <Hedonismbot> Bender licks ass
[11:43:48] <Hedonismbot> sed and tv reference at the same time plusplus
[11:43:48] <crutchy> maybe the worse a language is the more popular it gets
[11:44:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, cause pansies who don't understand regesx like python cause it makes them harder than necessary to use.
[11:44:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/esx/exs/
[11:44:34] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, cause pansies who don't understand regexs like python cause it makes them harder than necessary to use.
[11:45:30] <Hedonismbot> sedctl: s/s/t/2
[11:45:30] <sedctl> <Hedonismbot> <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, cause panties who don't understand regexs like python cause it makes them harder than necessary to use.
[11:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is no damned excuse for precompiling regexs.
[11:46:23] <crutchy> i refuse to use regex's in my code
[11:46:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> if your interpreter can't tell that's the first use of a regex, it's a shit interpreter.
[11:46:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you're just askeert though
[11:47:10] <crutchy> ~define askeert
[11:47:23] <exec> askeert: unable to find definition
[11:48:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add askeert afraid/scared if the ratio of hick:ass is high enough in your person.
[11:48:05] <exec> syntax: ~define-add <term>, <definition>
[11:48:12] <Hedonismbot> you don't have to precompile
[11:48:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define-add askeert, afraid/scared if the ratio of hick:ass is high enough in your person.
[11:48:14] <exec> definition for term "askeert" set to "afraid/scared if the ratio of hick:ass is high enough in your person."
[11:48:22] <Hedonismbot> re.match(pattern, string)
[11:48:55] <Hedonismbot> re.search() etc
[11:48:56] * crutchy has never given much thought to his hick:ass ratio
[11:49:08] <crutchy> ~define hick
[11:49:10] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03hick: the President of the United States of America.
[11:49:17] <crutchy> o.O
[11:49:24] <Hedonismbot> that seems a few years out of date
[11:50:32] <crutchy> i think php had sex with perl's regex black box
[11:50:52] <crutchy> shoved its big purple elephant dong right in there
[11:53:14] <CoolHand> crutchy: that's a strange visual..
[11:53:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> Hedonismbot, you know this for certain cause everything i read on python says p = re.compile(pattern) then p.match("foo")
[11:53:51] <Hedonismbot> I just read it in the doc page
[11:54:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg
[11:55:00] <Hedonismbot> https://docs.python.org
[11:55:01] <chromas> ^ 036.2. re — Regular expression operations — Python 3.4.3 documentation
[11:55:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, python3 that nobody uses yet for production stuff cause it's ass still ain't stable enough.
[11:55:37] <Hedonismbot> same in 2
[11:55:48] <Hedonismbot> now you have to love python
[11:55:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp.
[11:56:11] <Hedonismbot> come on, we all know it makes you wet down there
[11:56:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> with blood, yes
[11:57:05] <Hedonismbot> it's like 80% cocoa but for programmers instead of women
[11:58:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, relevant whitespace can suck it regardless of if it will do my taxes while i code and go get me a beer.
[11:58:14] <Hedonismbot> s/o(.*)(o)(a)/a\1\3\2/
[11:58:14] <sedctl> <Hedonismbot> it's like 80% cacao but for programmers instead of women
[11:59:09] <Hedonismbot> it will. "import exemption from taxes" and "import domestic from beer"
[12:00:08] <Hedonismbot> hah, there's an option for pretty regex
[12:00:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> no such thing
[12:00:32] <Hedonismbot> let's you add whitespace where it doesn't matter
[12:00:37] <crutchy> fixed up my dodgy rss/atom feeds script a bit. trying out a SN wiki feed
[12:00:40] <Hedonismbot> so it's like the opposite of python
[12:01:29] <crutchy> doesn't whitespace have special meaning in regex?
[12:01:56] <Hedonismbot> "Whitespace within the pattern is ignored, except when in a character class or preceded by an unescaped backslash, and, when a line contains a '#' neither in a character class or preceded by an unescaped backslash, all characters from the leftmost such '#' through the end of the line are ignored."
[12:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> whitespace in a regex means literally that bit of whitespace
[12:02:21] <Hedonismbot> (it's not on by default)
[12:02:49] <Hedonismbot> it's funny because whitespace is important in python
[12:03:04] <crutchy> php regexp functions are prefixed with preg_
[12:03:16] <crutchy> so i guess the elephant got the perl box preggers\
[12:03:30] <Hedonismbot> preg_nancy()
[12:03:58] <Hedonismbot> ~php preg_split
[12:03:58] <exec> array preg_split( string $pattern , string $subject [, int $limit = -1 [, int $flags = 0]] )
[12:03:58] <exec> http://php.net
[12:04:55] * Hedonismbot wonders if irregular expressions exist
[12:05:00] <crutchy> hehe. says explode is faster
[12:05:06] <crutchy> explode++
[12:05:06] <Bender> karma - explode: 2
[12:05:15] <Hedonismbot> yeah, 'cause regex is expensive
[12:05:18] <crutchy> now that's a function i use a shitload of times in my code
[12:06:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'like the split function in perl
[12:07:20] <Hedonismbot> MrPlow could have a function to yaourt -Syu
[12:07:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, he's running on an ubuntu box
[12:07:47] <Hedonismbot> I'm sorry
[12:07:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> staff.soylentnews.org
[12:07:53] <Hedonismbot> I'm sorry for your loss
[12:08:02] <crutchy> ~deb yaourt
[12:08:04] <exec> E: No packages found
[12:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> means his upness is not tied to mine
[12:08:22] <Hedonismbot> one of over nine thousand aur helpers
[12:09:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, i should update this box
[12:12:41] <Hedonismbot> ~deb systemd
[12:12:43] <exec> system and service manager
[12:12:53] <Hedonismbot> ~deb epoch
[12:12:54] <exec> E: No packages found
[12:13:06] <Hedonismbot> awwctl
[12:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~deb pacman
[12:13:11] <exec> Chase Monsters in a Labyrinth
[12:13:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> lame
[12:14:06] <crutchy> https://github.com
[12:14:06] <chromas> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/exec.txt at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[12:18:27] <Hedonismbot> no regex, eh
[12:18:44] <crutchy> not my code :p
[12:20:39] <crutchy> hmm actually there might be some regex in the sed script
[12:20:49] <crutchy> possibly
[12:21:02] <crutchy> but i don't care if that breaks :p
[12:21:51] <Hedonismbot> ~define area 6
[12:21:57] <exec> [wikipedia] 03Area_6: Area 6 may refer to:
[12:22:13] <Hedonismbot> ~define sector y
[12:22:27] <exec> [stoacademy] 03sector y: TyB - Tachyon Beam (Science Ability)
[12:22:34] <crutchy> lol
[12:23:53] <Hedonismbot> "how about you post us some full error output instead of snippets? we're not clairvoyant and my next delivery of crystal balls isn't due till the end of march"
[12:28:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define sao paulo
[12:28:53] <exec> [wikipedia] 03Sao_paulo: São Paulo (/ˌsaʊ ˈpaʊloʊ/; Portuguese pronunciation: [sɐ̃w ˈpawlu] ( listen); Saint Paul) is a municipality, metropolis and global city located in southeastern Brazil. It is the mos...
[12:30:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~define nx
[12:30:31] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03nx: a shortened term for нахуй (pronounces nawhooe)meaning - on a dick used mostly by drunks and young people original is by Russian, but most of eastern and central Europe uses it.
[12:31:15] <CoolHand> i don't understand that definitition
[12:35:20] <Tachyon> Tachyon Beam!
[12:47:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! bluestone 42 is back on the air tonight
[12:48:52] <crutchy> sorta got a wiki feed working i think
[12:51:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, how would you like to be in charge of making sure all the irc bots run from SN servers come back up after reboots and otherwise ain't broke?
[12:52:32] <crutchy> sounds complicated
[12:52:41] <crutchy> does it require php scripting?
[12:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure if ya like
[12:53:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> just make sure php don't infect any of our webservers
[12:53:37] <crutchy> oh it would... it would....... mwahahahahahaha!
[12:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't have that. we like not having security holes.
[12:54:22] <crutchy> i don't know anything about Regurgitator n shit anyways
[12:54:30] <crutchy> prolly not the best guy for the job
[12:54:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody does really
[12:54:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> xlefay made like half of em then bailed
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[12:58:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SoylentNews' Michael Brown Shooting Discussions: Six Months Later - http://sylnt.us - reflections
[13:00:52] <SirFinkus> top gear time :D
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[13:13:04] <crutchy> anyways, there's a wiki feed in #feeds if anyone's interested. i'll leave it going till wikirc bot gets restarted, haven't got any other feeds atm
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[13:56:08] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:56:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1166
[13:56:11] <Bytram> !uid
[13:56:11] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5151, owned by waryishe
[13:56:19] <Bytram> !weather boston, ma
[13:56:33] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[13:56:34] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 37°F, mostly cloudy, wind W at 11 mph, humidity 56% - Monday partly cloudy (31°F-45°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (40°F-47°F), Wednesday mostly cloudy (33°F-50°F), Thursday clear (21°F-39°F)
[14:06:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram
[14:06:53] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: morning!
[14:07:03] <Bytram> hows things?
[14:07:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair, fair. doh, forgot i need to reboot after that upgrade.
[14:07:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> brb
[14:07:40] <ciri> ... TheMightyBuzzard
[14:07:49] <Bytram> k
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[14:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'better
[14:22:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, re Can I Post And Comment Yet: yes
[14:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> you've been able to since the very start of The Experiment
[14:24:36] <Bytram> yesterday pm I got an error when I tried to reply to a comment
[14:24:44] <Bytram> lemme try again
[14:25:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> jebus, unifont got ugly after that upgrade just now
[14:27:17] <Bytram> what did you upgrade?
[14:28:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> unifont and a bunch of other stuff
[14:29:09] <SirFinkus> what are you running TheMightyBuzzard?
[14:29:33] <Bytram> on your local box or on the server?
[14:29:49] * Bytram cannot see pewp char anymore
[14:30:06] <Bytram> 💩
[14:30:15] <Bytram> well, at least not on devtest
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[14:31:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> local box. i don't do sysadmin stuff on the servers if i can help it
[14:32:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay, it was just 13pt that it looks like ass at
[14:32:50] <paulej72> hello
[14:32:50] <ciri> :D paulej72
[14:32:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[14:32:58] * SirFinkus never got fonts to look right on linux
[14:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, got a wiki bot is down report for ya from crutchy
[14:34:06] <Bytram> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:34:07] <chromas> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by martyb (76)
[14:34:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, looks fine to me
[14:34:39] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: ok, I can finally make replies, but it seems something is weird with pewp char between comment title display and comment text dfisplay
[14:34:58] <paulej72> wiki bot been down for months
[14:35:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's fine then
[14:35:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, on dev test?
[14:35:49] <Bytram> I had a pile-of-poo char in the title and in the comment body text, on preview, the title looked right but only gray boxes in the body text. Now when I reload the comment, it is missing from the title text and only gray boxes in the comment body text
[14:35:50] <paulej72> not part of the offical bot army.
[14:35:54] <Bytram> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:36:02] <Bytram> oops.
[14:36:14] * Bytram got his colors confused
[14:37:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, looks like titles are stripping unicode entities
[14:37:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> or at least high ones
[14:38:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it's just the ones that get converted to entities that're getting stripped
[14:39:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can live with that until we get over to apache2 which isn't doing that
[14:39:17] <Bytram> isn't devtest on apache2?
[14:39:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[14:40:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://devtest.soylentnews.org
[14:40:15] <chromas> ^ 03SN comment by slash (2)
[14:40:42] <Bytram> https://devtest.soylentnews.org
[14:40:43] <chromas> ^ 03SN comment by martyb (5)
[14:41:50] <Bytram> oh, wait a minute... that's not quite right... lemme fix
[14:42:29] <paulej72> what are we testing today?
[14:43:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> the pewp character in comment titles
[14:43:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> getting stripped on dev but working on devtest
[14:44:01] <Bytram> close but no seegar: https://devtest.soylentnews.org
[14:44:01] <chromas> ^ 03SN comment by martyb (5)
[14:44:20] <Bytram> pewp ok in comment title; gray box in comment text... no matter how it was entered
[14:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks dead on to me, Bytram
[14:44:48] <Bytram> I see gray boxes in the comment text, but actual pewp char in the comment title
[14:45:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame something on your end
[14:47:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com
[14:49:51] <Bytram> hmmm,t at's not what *i* see...
[14:51:03] * Bytram has no cloud storage
[14:51:08] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: check ur email
[14:51:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yurp, gotta be on your end
[14:51:46] * Bytram wishes we had an area for dev/test to share files on our server
[14:51:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> using the wrong font or something
[14:52:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, we do. staff.soylentnews.org in your ~/public_html/ directory
[14:52:21] <Bytram> how can that be? it *is* showing the pewp char in the comment title... so the char *is* there, but it is not getting rendered in the comment text
[14:52:32] <Bytram> hmmm, really?
[14:52:41] <Bytram> how do i put files there, and refer to them here?
[14:52:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> different fonts for the comment text and h3 i expect
[14:53:41] <Bytram> what fonty are you using? there are darn few that support extended chars
[14:53:59] * Bytram is using the CSUR set (IIRC)
[14:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> scp them to staff.soylentnews.org:/home/martyb/public_html/ then link them as http://staff.soylentnews.org
[14:54:29] <chromas> ^ 03403 Forbidden
[14:54:52] <Bytram> 'Unifont CSUR' is my default font on palemoon 25.2.1
[14:55:12] <Bytram> urk, scp -- does that have a windows analog?
[14:55:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> pscp.exe
[14:55:31] * Bytram goes to look
[14:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'll need to download it.
[14:55:52] <Bytram> neither is in my path..
[14:55:57] * Bytram goes to look in putty dir
[14:56:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk
[14:56:11] <chromas> ^ 03PuTTY Download Page
[14:56:27] <Bytram> and there it is
[14:56:35] <Bytram> in my putty dir.
[14:56:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> handy tool
[14:57:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> command line though, not gui
[14:57:22] <janrinok> CLI++
[14:57:22] <Bender> karma - cli: 2
[14:57:38] <Bytram> I assume I hve to have a putty connection up at the time I try to use pscp.exe? which server do I need to be connected to?
[14:58:16] <Bytram> btw, I need to be at work in just over an hour and still haven't showered etc for the day... may have to leave this for the morrow
[14:59:17] <Bytram> cli++ indeed!
[14:59:17] <Bender> karma - cli: 3
[14:59:28] <Bytram> it's a lot harder to script a GUI
[14:59:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Solar Impulse-2 Begins Flight Around the World - http://sylnt.us - they-could-do-it-much-quicker-near-the-north-pole
[14:59:45] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: what browser and font are you using?
[14:59:56] <Bytram> and they're off!
[15:00:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> same as you
[15:00:20] <Bytram> really? you're on palemoon, too?
[15:00:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[15:00:30] <Bytram> hmmm
[15:00:35] <janrinok> I too have a problem with fonts on PaleMoon
[15:00:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[15:01:02] <Bytram> interesting... maybe cause I've got tyher 'atom/winXP' version?
[15:01:19] <Bytram> me: "Version: 25.2.1 (Atom/WinXP)"
[15:03:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, i'm only using unifont as monospace. try noto sans/serif for variable width
[15:03:21] <Bytram> my font D/L dir:
[15:03:22] <Bytram> 07/01/2014 10:52 AM 12,198,308 unifont_csur-7.0.03.ttf
[15:03:22] <Bytram> 07/01/2014 10:54 AM 1,764,560 unifont_upper_csur-7.0.03.ttf
[15:03:22] <Bytram> 07/01/2014 10:48 AM 2,146,622 unifont-7.0.03.bmp
[15:03:22] <Bytram> 07/01/2014 10:52 AM 56,678,400 unifont-7.0.03.tar
[15:03:22] <Bytram> 07/01/2014 10:52 AM 18,372,349 unifont-7.0.03.tar.20140701_105252.gz
[15:03:26] <Bytram> 07/08/2014 12:17 AM 56 unifont-7.0.03.tar.gz.md5
[15:03:49] <Bytram> hmm
[15:04:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> either way it's a browser issue rather than a server issue
[15:04:22] <Bytram> k
[15:05:14] <Bytram> iow, this is a char that is specified as proportional in the html, and my selected font does not have a char at that code point?
[15:05:51] <Bytram> and since I *do* have a font that supports proportional ('Serif'), it does not bother looking further down the font list for that style.
[15:06:21] <Bytram> IOW, if you added serif to the end of the style for that text, I am wondering if it would render as pewp, or not.
[15:06:45] <Bytram> well, it's gotta have to wait... I *really* need to get going.
[15:06:56] <Bytram> I'll check in before I leave for the day
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[15:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin nick
[15:32:08] <nick> afternoon TheMightyBuzzard
[15:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> that too
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[15:49:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, big apple event that we shall not be covering today. i very much approve.
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[16:00:08] <nick> what apple event is that
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[16:07:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno, watch or something?
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[17:02:55] <ar> http://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com
[17:02:55] <chromas> ^ 03Project Zero: Exploiting the DRAM rowhammer bug to gain kernel privileges
[17:31:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Rant in Florida Lands Man in Jail in Middle East - http://sylnt.us - fighting-crime
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[17:37:54] <slash2phar> that michael brown 'story' is like something straight out of townhall.com
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[18:39:38] <SirFinkus> that new gold macbook air is hideous
[18:39:43] <SirFinkus> it kind of worked for the phones
[18:39:45] <SirFinkus> but good god
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[19:02:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Deployment Model for Solar Power - http://sylnt.us - soylent-power
[20:03:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple Pay Used with Stolen Credit Card Data to Buy Big Ticket Items at Apple's Own Stores - http://sylnt.us - easy-payment-solutions
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[21:02:58] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:02:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1167
[21:03:43] <crutchy> tmb, i think chromas noticed the missing wiki bot first. he's our wiki spam assassin :)
[21:04:02] <crutchy> i just implemented a stop-gap measure
[21:04:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently it hasn't been working for ages and nobody cared
[21:04:14] <crutchy> oh
[21:04:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj has given it a decent burial
[21:05:12] <Hedonismbot> I guess exec's the new wikibot :D
[21:05:16] * crutchy hums wizard of wor death music tune
[21:05:20] <Hedonismbot> exec++
[21:05:20] <Bender> karma - exec: 20
[21:06:16] <crutchy> it does a little bit of everything poorly, and nothing well :p
[21:06:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have it run for office then
[21:06:43] <Hedonismbot> Does it take bribes?
[21:06:59] <crutchy> it accepts cookies :D
[21:07:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, just get stripe working on it so it can take credit card bribes and you're set
[21:07:21] <Hedonismbot> ~sell constituents $5
[21:08:46] <crutchy> that's probably the first question in the idiot test you have to pass to be a politicians
[21:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> "do you take credit cards?"
[21:09:06] <crutchy> lol
[21:17:22] <crutchy> workipoos--
[21:17:22] <Bender> karma - workipoos: -10
[22:05:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Waggle: Creating a Standardized Sensor Platform - http://sylnt.us - new-high-score
[23:23:22] <paulej72> hello everybody
[23:23:43] <nick> hi paulej72
[23:23:43] <ciri> quick, everyone look busy nick
[23:25:11] <paulej72> looks like everyone went home
[23:26:05] <paulej72> except you nick, and that annoying bot
[23:26:34] <nick> has been quiet on here today
[23:28:23] <paulej72> i was only on for a few minutes at work. I had to my yearly self assesment for my performance review.
[23:29:03] <paulej72> I do this by looking at my emails and remembring what I did for the last year, but I had to file 2500 emails to make that happem
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[23:31:34] <nick> that doesnt sound like a fun day
[23:32:43] <paulej72> it was not bad, I file most of what I do by month, so I just had to file the specific stuff, delete the garbage and then file the rest by month.
[23:33:37] <paulej72> figured out i was not as productive as I normally was at work. Wonder what came up this year that has take all of my spare time?????
[23:34:11] <nick> who knows...
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[23:35:24] <nick> SN has actually been a mixed blessing for me on productivity. it gets me in work mode some days, when normally i'd be avoiding it, but also distracts me from 'real' work other days
[23:35:54] <paulej72> sssshhh stop taking, you know who just came in
[23:36:06] <paulej72> Hi BadCoderFinger
[23:40:44] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[23:40:47] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[23:40:47] <ciri> excellent BadCoderFinger
[23:40:54] <nick> hi BadCoderFinger
[23:41:00] <BadCoderFinger> Only ciri loves me.
[23:41:05] <paulej72> whats up BCF
[23:42:00] <BadCoderFinger> It's Monday, about as far from beer day as it gets.
[23:42:10] <BadCoderFinger> But other than that, I'm good
[23:42:13] <BadCoderFinger> How are you?
[23:49:19] * nick blames BadCoderFinger for everything
[23:50:39] <paulej72> who in the fuck thinks a laptop with one port will be useful.
[23:52:06] <nick> people who sit in board rooms that decide on these things, who themselves dont use computers, because they have people for that
[23:53:26] <nick> and if apple has taught us anything, the less ports the better, doesn't matter what they're for, we need less of them, or at least they're all unified into one special super-port
[23:53:40] <paulej72> the orginal macbook air was a pisser bicause it only had one usb port. This is very remincent
[23:53:55] <nick> ah but it was thin and sexy
[23:53:59] <paulej72> they did not even have a thuderbolt connector
[23:54:07] <nick> why would you want a computer to have ugly stuff on it?
[23:56:08] <nick> i'm still kind of surprised that my laptop has 4 usb ports on it
[23:56:14] <paulej72> so I can use it
[23:56:44] <nick> thats not what they're for though, they're there to be seen with, your sleek and sexy apple device
[23:56:56] <paulej72> I like a real mouse, I am always plugged in, and sometime I like to hook up a usb drive
[23:57:28] <nick> same as me, but i'm a bad consumer
[23:57:44] <paulej72> they could have at least put two of the usb c ports on the m-fer
[23:58:15] <nick> would take away from the sleek lines on the 360 view and promo photographs
[23:58:29] <nick> i really dont have any other reason
[23:58:32] <nick> it's all about style