#Soylent | Logs for 2015-02-16

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[23:59:35] <Subsentient> chromas: Nice tits
[23:58:18] <SirFinkus> just to mess with the haters
[23:58:09] <chromas> http://1.bp.blogspot.com
[23:58:04] <SirFinkus> someone do a "post pics of your workstation" story next
[23:57:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll put a black chick on mine, just for you, arti
[23:57:49] <SirFinkus> oh shit
[23:57:31] <arti> Do Desktops need more diversity?
[23:57:17] <arti> maybe we should do another desktop thread
[23:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, tits or gtfo
[23:53:50] <chromas> From the we're-not-4chan,-honest dept
[23:53:49] <SirFinkus> the desktop post is really popular lol
[23:42:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Post Your Desktop - http://sylnt.us - pics-or-gtfo
[23:21:10] <JamesNZ> ♪ "Skippy, Skippy, Skippy the bush kangaroo" ♪♪
[23:19:50] <arti> "what's my name? skippy?"
[23:19:47] <Bender> karma - tea: 406
[23:19:47] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[23:19:46] <arti> also used in smoking circles
[23:19:46] <Bender> karma - tea: 405
[23:19:46] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[23:19:44] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[23:19:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a yank thing. means you are absolutely correct
[23:19:16] <JamesNZ> juggs: Next time I'll remember to shorten it :P
[23:19:03] <JamesNZ> TheMightyBuzzard: Skippy?
[23:18:40] <juggs> that's one fugly link right there
[23:18:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ, damned skippy
[23:18:14] <JamesNZ> TheMightyBuzzard: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
[23:18:12] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Introducing the world's most offensive map - Imgur
[23:18:11] <arti> http://imgur.com
[22:57:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Russian researchers expose breakthrough U.S. spying program in Techtastic curated by Rob Malda ( http://trove.com )
[22:57:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://trove.com
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[22:11:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cellphone Start-Ups Handle Calls With Wi-Fi - http://sylnt.us - new-old-tech
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[21:35:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Poll: Most disapprove of Obama handling of ISIS - CNN.com
[21:35:07] <SirFinkus> http://www.cnn.com looks like the media has done a good job of beating the war drum
[20:59:25] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: on the site or irc karma?
[20:58:46] <ar> a bit sad
[20:58:44] <ar> end of m0n0wall?
[20:49:54] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 272
[20:49:54] <crutchy> ++coffee
[20:49:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1078
[20:49:53] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:40:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - End of the m0n0wall Project - http://sylnt.us - silence-in-stereo
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[19:48:04] <chromas> Next time we'll use a capital "T" so they know we really mean business
[19:47:48] <chromas> "t" for time to leave
[19:47:20] <chromas> oh yeah, graphics are too mainstream. We'd need letters
[19:46:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, icon would probably be a bad idea. don't want those to become a thing
[19:45:08] <chromas> ciri: you'd get the kicked-in-the-balls icon
[19:44:52] <ciri> you talking to me?
[19:44:52] <chromas> How about a crown icon?
[19:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was kind of disappointed, i only had 13
[19:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> you may now officially put "King of Trolls" or similar in your signature
[19:40:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> second place only had 62 troll mods
[19:39:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> just counted up and sorted everyone who's been modded troll. you're the winner with being modded such 109 times
[19:39:02] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: huh?
[19:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, congrats. you are the number one troll and have 75% again more troll mods to your credit than second the second place finisher
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[18:08:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Headless Porn == Power Tools - http://sylnt.us - slightly-bizarre-but-sfw
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[16:37:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla to Unveil a New Kind of Battery to Power Your Home - http://sylnt.us - current-news
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[16:23:51] <Bender> karma - m150: 1
[16:23:51] <nick> m150++
[16:23:37] <nick> m-150++
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[15:11:18] <janrinok> lol
[15:10:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking lot of boxes. house + shop + caravan to pack up.
[15:10:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, mostly
[15:08:41] <janrinok> finished packing the boxes?
[15:07:45] <ciri> hi there janrinok
[15:07:44] <janrinok> hi TheMightyBuzzard
[15:07:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, janrinok
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[14:37:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[14:36:54] * exec brazenly blows a buzz saw of pancakes at #soylent
[14:36:53] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[14:36:40] <exec> Tuesday, 17 February 2015 @ 1:36 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[14:36:39] <crutchy> ~time
[14:35:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Haskell's Debian Build Server Compromised; Investigation In-progress - http://sylnt.us - at-least-it-was-detected
[14:29:03] <crutchy> i prolly haven't :p
[14:28:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as long as you're optimizing them for speed
[14:28:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> an extra query here or there is no big deal
[14:14:04] <crutchy> needs two queries to generate a story/comment page. don't think i'm gunna be able to combine those queries into anything useful
[13:59:32] <Hedonismbot> ^* 03Test story title - news.my.to
[13:59:32] <crutchy> http://news.my.to
[13:59:31] <crutchy> looks a bit more nesty now
[13:59:23] <crutchy> woohoo
[13:30:25] <crutchy> apparently
[13:30:08] <crutchy> cane toads make good golf balls
[13:29:47] <crutchy> we have foxes, but yeah i dunno how the food chain works
[13:29:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> cane toads eat mice?
[13:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> course yall ain't got those cept cats really
[13:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what cats n wolves n foxes n coyotes is for
[13:28:47] <crutchy> (snakes that is)
[13:28:41] <crutchy> i guess without them we'd be complaining about rodents instead
[13:28:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> much like islamofascists
[13:27:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not but they do all need to die
[13:27:46] <crutchy> i'm scared shitless of snakes
[13:24:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck snakes
[13:24:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i make an exception for snakes though cause it's just a matter of time before they were trying to kill me
[13:23:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> now rule number three and beyond are pretty teacher specific. my dad's was if you shoot it and it wasn't trying to kill you, you better plan on eating it.
[13:22:21] <crutchy> heard that one before :)
[13:22:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> rule number one is it's ALWAYS loaded
[13:21:53] <crutchy> good rule
[13:21:45] <crutchy> notwithstanding militarization prolly would have been similar anywhere else in the world
[13:21:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> rule number two in gun safety: never point a gun at something you don't want to kill
[13:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[13:21:13] <crutchy> i guess if cops don't deal with stuff like that a lot makes it hard
[13:20:11] <crutchy> when scared cops point guns at people, it only gunna piss people off more
[13:19:49] <crutchy> or less likely to make things worse
[13:19:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was gonna happen regardless. sharpton and his crew made sure of it.
[13:19:24] <crutchy> less likely to get things like what happened in furgeson then
[13:18:58] <crutchy> unfortunate really. cops need to have good relationship with communities
[13:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, yeah. they still woulda been scared but at least they'd have been effective as well.
[13:17:23] <crutchy> scared cops aren't very effective
[13:16:57] <crutchy> training would have helped them
[13:15:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> they shoulda been scared. guns or no guns that's a lot of pissed off people.
[13:12:20] <crutchy> not the sort of people you want near your kids
[13:11:11] <crutchy> they would look scarier in the hands of someone who knew what they were doing. the scariest part of seeing what went on in furgeson was that it seemed like the cops were so scared the way they were going around in groups with their guns raised that they might have popped off a few rounds if a dog barked
[13:09:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that an assault rifle is any more deadly than a regular deer rifle. they just look scarier.
[13:08:33] <crutchy> (like waving them around like tards)
[13:08:16] <crutchy> step 2: learn how to use assault rifles properly and stop being a bunch of pussies with them
[13:07:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they need assault rifles. i'm certainly gonna have them
[13:06:34] <crutchy> step 1: drive armored personnel carriers into nearest lakes. step 2: throw assault rifles in bin. step 3: get the fuck over yourselves. step 4: start rebuilding relationship with your community. step 5: profit!
[13:05:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1077
[13:05:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:04:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Veteran Cop's 5-Point Plan to Reverse the Militarization of Police - http://sylnt.us - voice-of-experience
[13:04:18] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[13:04:17] <Subsentient> lol
[13:03:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> need moar coffee
[13:03:26] <crutchy> its called Pr0nL1nux
[13:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat
[13:02:54] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: New rescue/mini distro I've been building.
[13:02:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatcha got going there, subs?
[13:01:48] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 26
[13:01:48] <crutchy> Subsentient++
[13:01:44] <crutchy> boots no probs :)
[13:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should hope so
[13:00:10] <crutchy> woah much quicker download from dropbox
[12:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> got my sea shanties from AC IV going
[12:58:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Dropbox - NightLinux-Alpha1.i586.iso
[12:58:32] <Subsentient> crutchy: Try the new iso: https://www.dropbox.com
[12:57:48] <crutchy> yeah
[12:57:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> my chuckle was cause it's the exact same thing obamacare does and they were all about that
[12:57:34] <crutchy> though i think usually it was only a few hundred dollars a year
[12:57:07] <crutchy> all that kinda stuff falls under what they call Compulsory Non Academic Fees (CNAF) in straya
[12:55:20] * TheMightyBuzzard chortles
[12:55:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Cornell students erupt over healthcare fee; ?elections have consequences? messages pour in - BizPac Review
[12:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.bizpacreview.com
[12:50:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:50:53] <crutchy> before jason statham went all holywood fucktard
[12:50:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn fine movie that
[12:49:39] * TheMightyBuzzard grins
[12:49:30] <crutchy> oh sure. i like "dags". i like caravans better
[12:49:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you don't like dags?
[12:48:22] <crutchy> *is
[12:48:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Test story title - news.my.to
[12:48:05] * crutchy is trying to figure out what the best way to get rid of the little dags under the comments here are: http://news.my.to
[12:46:55] <crutchy> dropbox?!
[12:46:32] <crutchy> roger roger. dingo charlie foxtrot
[12:46:29] * Subsentient had to write the patch himself
[12:46:21] * Subsentient actually had to patch busybox to fix a bug
[12:46:08] <Subsentient> crutchy: Second revision of "alpha one" uploading to dropbox now
[12:45:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> sha256, maybe with a monthly salt
[12:45:34] <crutchy> sha1e12
[12:45:30] <juggs> true enough
[12:45:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> would if we switch up algorithms
[12:44:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, stdhell
[12:44:52] <juggs> wouldn't take long even with a few gpus I don't suppose if one were so incline
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[12:44:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, prolly, sure.
[12:44:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't believe it can. in any case NSLs are illegal in some jurisdictions right now
[12:44:01] <juggs> entire*
[12:43:41] <juggs> I presume they could request the ipids and the hashing method used, then brute force the enter IPv4 space, no?
[12:43:32] <crutchy> NSL might require you to start logging ip addresses without disclosing the fact?
[12:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> most they could get is an email address
[12:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf are they gonna NSL us for? we don't keep ip addresses even cept for pwiki which doesn't correlate them to a username
[12:42:18] <crutchy> or maybe through two foreign jurisdictions just to make it even messier for the bastards :p
[12:40:38] <crutchy> canary just has to be in a foreign jurisdiction
[12:40:00] <juggs> I don't think a warrant canary has ever been proved effective in a court of law. i.e. no-one knows if you can be served an NSL that requires you to maintain said canary
[12:39:05] <crutchy> or "you agree to publish comments/journals under the wtfpl license"
[12:37:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> copyright'll be easy anyway. "comments/journals're yours but you grant us an unrevokable license to use them as we see fit"
[12:37:04] <crutchy> canary
[12:36:46] <crutchy> the NSA-detector
[12:36:36] <crutchy> so when are we getting a mine budgie, or mine turtle or whatever they're called?
[12:35:52] <juggs> one at a time :D
[12:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> not going to tackle the copyright bit yet
[12:35:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[12:34:53] <crutchy> does slashdot and pipedot and ars etc have tou,privacy,copyright,disclaimer statements?
[12:33:02] <juggs> interestingly enough, GA terms of use state (or at least used to some years back) that a site must include such a section in their privacy statement if they make use of GA. I believe they actually used to check up too.
[12:32:04] <crutchy> or "fuck google analytics... right in the ear!"
[12:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[12:31:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe slap a link to it in the site slashbox for a week
[12:31:38] <juggs> we should have a collapsed by default section titled "Our Use Of Google Analytics" - which when expanded simply reads "We don't" :D
[12:30:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[12:30:18] <crutchy> ah. scrape the good bits from the comments :D
[12:30:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah i meant as a story
[12:29:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> come all you losers, you bastards, and freaks, you vagrants and bar-flies down on the streets
[12:29:49] <crutchy> only problem is our wiki requires login to edit
[12:29:28] <juggs> sounds good to me TheMightyBuzzard
[12:29:09] <crutchy> for an ex lepper
[12:28:59] <crutchy> call to alms!
[12:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> what say we give it our best then crowdsource any necessary changes for stuff we missed?
[12:28:12] <exec> └─ privacy => http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[12:28:11] <crutchy> ~link priv
[12:28:07] <crutchy> oh looks like its just a search feature
[12:27:46] <crutchy> hmm. thought there was a way to list linjks
[12:27:29] <crutchy> ~link
[12:26:21] <juggs> neat
[12:26:12] <exec> └─ privacy => http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[12:26:10] <crutchy> ~link privacy
[12:26:05] <exec> link set
[12:26:04] <crutchy> ~link privacy http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[12:25:55] <exec> 03London, UK - currently 49°F / 9°C, clear, wind S at 14 mph, humidity 89% - Monday rain (35°F-48°F / 2°C-9°C), Tuesday clear (31°F-48°F / -1°C-9°C), Wednesday clear (37°F-51°F / 3°C-11°C), Thursday partly cloudy (43°F-50°F / 6°C-10°C)
[12:25:53] <juggs> ~weather
[12:22:49] <exec> 13http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/SoylentNews_Policy_Document#Privacy_Policy
[12:22:49] <exec> 13It is the policy of SoylentNews, in as much as is reasonably possible, to retain the least amount of personally identifiable information about the community's members. Certain items are necessary in the conduction of the site's operation. These include, but are not necessarily restricted to: e-mail address and IP address [what else?]. Reasonable and customary steps are taken to protect that inform...
[12:22:49] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[12:22:46] <crutchy> [[SoylentNews Policy Document|Privacy Policy]]
[12:22:32] <crutchy> dunno. i only know about the one on the wiki
[12:20:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, which one of you lot was talking about having a fair privacy policy example wrote up for someone already?
[12:06:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's all for my grog, my jolly, jolly grog. it's all for my beer and tobacco...
[11:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> make exec spit out ~uid $uid $nick and trigger on "maximum UID"
[11:53:29] <crutchy> how we supposed to have bot woars if they both agree
[11:52:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly pj's fault
[11:52:16] <juggs> heh - they agree again :D
[11:52:06] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5067, owned by Phate
[11:52:04] <juggs> ~uid
[11:51:59] <juggs> $uid
[11:51:54] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5067, owned by Phate
[11:51:54] <juggs> !uid
[11:45:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, tomorrow early afternoon looks to be sweet fishin weather.
[11:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> get some fuckin productivity out of it instead of fucking things up for everyone
[11:43:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i'm against using amphetamines but fuck guys, do that shit in the morning and go to bed at night.
[11:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to be pot for this state, now it's meth.
[11:42:16] <crutchy> i dunno what the latest fuckup drug is
[11:42:08] <crutchy> apparently ice is (or atleast was) a big problem here. prolly still is
[11:41:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be, dunno
[11:41:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> now half of em's on meth and they're up all night with nothing to do and need money for more meth
[11:41:15] <crutchy> pot's prolly getting expensive
[11:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> or drank beer and were not up for the walking around at 3am
[11:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> they smoked pot and were too chilled to go out stealing.
[11:39:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell yes. folks i went to school with didn't used to steal my fucking fishing poles around this town.
[11:39:42] <crutchy> oh yeah you already said :p
[11:39:27] <crutchy> looking forward to it?
[11:39:22] <crutchy> noice
[11:39:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> moving either starting this weekend or two weeks from now
[11:39:07] <crutchy> you may as well be on meth
[11:38:52] <crutchy> speaking of meth labs, don't move to a town that's anywhere near a paper mill
[11:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of meth labs, man will i be glad to get out of this town
[11:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly, mind ya. they do bust up a meth lab they're running now and again.
[11:37:37] <crutchy> they're not as militarized as in the states, but they have a lot of powers
[11:37:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> cops here mostly leave em alone. they ain't stupid.
[11:37:09] <crutchy> cops here take on bikie gangs
[11:36:54] <crutchy> cops prolly stamped down on it. curfews and stuff
[11:36:51] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes his swords and ponders if they need to make the move with him
[11:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> really? that's pretty awesome.
[11:36:07] <crutchy> there was a problem with asians and swords in inner melbourne a while back. not sure if it still happens
[11:35:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> back 20 years ago i went up there on a job and ended getting taken around partying by a gang. even gave me a pair of gang color shoes to wear.
[11:35:37] <crutchy> they prolly just use knives and swords
[11:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> chi-town n such have really gone downhill lately though
[11:34:58] <crutchy> now all da bruddas gotta move
[11:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> scotus told em "fuck no, 2a bitches" recently
[11:34:01] <crutchy> ah
[11:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to be, got overturned
[11:33:38] <crutchy> gun free zone
[11:33:34] <crutchy> even chicago
[11:33:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you notice only one gun murder in the us has been at a gun range. most of em are at schools where the gun control lives.
[11:32:04] <crutchy> libs don't seem to understand that concept; from a murderer's perspective, is it better to go kill someone in a place where the target might be able to shoot back, or go somewhere crammed full of defenseless victims
[11:30:54] * TheMightyBuzzard blames the french
[11:30:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to be that cause dc used to have wicked strict gun control. if nobody there had guns how could they be the ones doing it?
[11:29:59] <crutchy> they just get blinded by the stupidity of their intended targets
[11:28:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> something in dc causes vision loss for all the people going there to shoot politicians and they end up shooting each other.
[11:28:13] <crutchy> people really hate douchebags?
[11:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have theory
[11:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, dc has a murder rate more than 25x the rate just across the river in arlington, VA.
[11:24:17] <crutchy> hmm. i think i just got pwned
[11:24:09] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:23:54] <chromas> Washington apparently
[11:23:28] <crutchy> chin up chromas. you know where douchebags get to go right?
[11:23:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmmm.... coffee good
[11:22:43] <chromas> Frown
[11:22:32] <crutchy> aqu4 for prez!
[11:22:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, no, you're an amateur douchebag. today's for the professional ones what have lived at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in dc
[11:22:21] <crutchy> no, aqu4 does :p
[11:21:43] <chromas> I have a day?
[11:21:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Bangles - Manic Monday (original video) - YouTube
[11:21:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, washington's birthday and national douchebag day
[11:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> is it monday? is a holiday of some kind here so i didn't notice
[11:18:23] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SKRILLEX + ALVIN RISK - TRY IT OUT (NEON MIX) - YouTube
[11:18:22] <crutchy> listening: https://www.youtube.com
[11:18:20] <crutchy> nah just kidding
[11:17:27] * crutchy plays a once popular bangles tune
[11:16:00] <chromas> Sounds like somebody has a case of the mondays
[11:15:07] <crutchy> i already had my monday morning. i aint going back there
[11:15:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Sarah Silverman Program 02x12 - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:15:03] <chromas> http://youtu.be
[11:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> quick, i'll move the pot and hold my mouth under the machine, you make it go
[11:12:35] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 271
[11:12:35] <crutchy> ++coffee
[11:12:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1076
[11:12:35] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:11:44] * TheMightyBuzzard definitely needs some this morning
[11:11:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1075
[11:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:11:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> no no no
[11:11:18] <Bender> karma - ffee: 1
[11:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ffee++
[11:02:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Accessibility of Web Video Classes - http://sylnt.us - I-CAN'T-HEAR-YOU-YOU-INSENSITIVE-CLOD!
[10:01:39] <crutchy> it was already at +5 so slash told me to fuck off
[10:01:23] <crutchy> oh that was when i tried to mod e-f's comment up
[10:00:05] <chromas> Didn't see that on the site
[09:59:53] <chromas> The comment already at limit part
[09:59:32] <crutchy> ke?
[09:50:43] <chromas> What's that last part?
[09:41:26] <crutchy> "Re:A Realist? (6129-145469, Comment already at limit)" :(
[09:40:50] <crutchy> smart ass :p
[09:40:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN comment by Ethanol-fueled (2792)
[09:40:12] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[09:40:10] <crutchy> eth got a +5 insightful
[09:39:37] <crutchy> wholly carp
[09:31:41] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[09:09:38] * SirFinkus is a wishful thinker
[09:09:28] <SirFinkus> could be a good old fashioned warrant
[09:02:30] <chromas> :( poor feds. They work so hard to break the law
[09:01:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feds Visit SpiderOak and Leave Empty-Handed - http://sylnt.us - can't-crack-this-nut
[08:40:48] <arti> http://imgur.com
[08:40:46] <arti> my freebsd is system free
[08:39:24] <ar> my gentoo is systemd free
[08:39:17] <ar> hm
[08:17:50] <crutchy> from the some-dogs-are-brown dept.
[08:15:15] <crutchy> Comes with punch and pie
[08:14:45] <crutchy> Extra! Extra! New Linux distro that is completely systemd-free!!
[08:13:56] <crutchy> maybe submit it as a SN story
[08:13:16] <Subsentient> crutchy: it's a tiny little emulator I like to use.
[08:13:14] <crutchy> there are a few (like dsl) but cos i'm lazy i never bothered to look into them much
[08:12:47] <crutchy> i like the idea of a small distro without the cruft that can be built up from
[08:12:21] <crutchy> pretty sweet Subsentient
[08:11:17] <crutchy> hmm. now the real tests: can i watch pr0nz and will it run gedit
[08:10:31] <crutchy> 1 cpu core on an intel i5
[08:09:52] <crutchy> wtf is qemu? sounds like gas from a female orifice
[08:08:50] <chromas> different cpu?
[08:08:12] <crutchy> maybe its running upside down here :p
[08:07:56] <crutchy> 4.2.16
[08:07:55] <Subsentient> crutchy: I run it in Vbox and QEMU and it runs fine. :^|
[08:07:41] <crutchy> virtualbox
[08:07:38] <chromas> :D
[08:07:35] <chromas> type systemctl default
[08:07:34] <crutchy> i borked it :(
[08:07:33] <Subsentient> crutchy: what VM you using?
[08:07:25] <Subsentient> dafuq
[08:07:23] <Subsentient> that means the getty is dying for some reason
[08:07:13] <crutchy> the ps command only returned the ps command
[08:07:02] <crutchy> keeps coming up with the getty warning every minute or so
[08:06:40] <crutchy> 256MB
[08:06:31] <Subsentient> crutchy: How much RAM did you give it?
[08:05:57] <arti> maybe he likes aussie tissue :D
[08:05:49] <arti> solution, tissue.
[08:05:35] <crutchy> Subsentient is coming onto me o.0
[08:05:24] <arti> sounds like an ancient programmer mantra
[08:05:19] <Subsentient> crutchy: do ps -A | grep getty
[08:05:12] <Subsentient> O.o
[08:05:08] <Subsentient> this is not supposed to happen
[08:05:03] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 130
[08:05:03] <arti> crutchy--
[08:05:02] <Subsentient> crutchy: Ot
[08:05:00] <arti> this isn't a funny image.
[08:04:45] <crutchy> the ^\ thingys were just me trying to grab a screen capture
[08:04:16] <crutchy> http://picpaste.com
[08:01:08] <Subsentient> just type root
[08:01:05] <Subsentient> crutchy: no root password
[08:00:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hungry Hungry Hippos - GIF on Imgur
[08:00:40] <arti> http://imgur.com
[08:00:17] <crutchy> ah cra[p
[07:59:59] <crutchy> hmm. root pwd?
[07:58:42] <crutchy> booting for first time now
[07:57:57] <chromas> ooh, there's een sbase-box
[07:57:50] <Subsentient> crutchy: yes
[07:57:42] <crutchy> Subsentient, is it 32 bit?
[07:57:28] <chromas> "The complement of sbase is ubase[1] which is Linux-specific and provides all the non-portable tools. Together they are intended to form a base system similar to busybox but much smaller and suckless."
[07:57:12] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03sbase - suckless unix tools
[07:57:12] <chromas> http://git.suckless.org
[07:56:21] <Subsentient> chromas: Busybox.
[07:56:00] <chromas> Subsentient: does it use suckless utils?
[07:55:31] <crutchy> try again in 30 sec
[07:55:00] * chromas gets a 111 connection refused
[07:54:57] <crutchy> mkay. i'm sure i'll figure out a way to stuff it up :p
[07:54:22] <Subsentient> crutchy: Powered by Epoch. It's a ramdisk system that runs in 64MB of RAM on an i586 and has many rescue/repair utilities.
[07:52:42] <crutchy> downloading...
[07:51:12] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at chromas
[07:51:11] <Subsentient> $burrito chromas
[07:51:02] <crutchy> i'll chuck it on a new virtual vagina
[07:50:50] <Subsentient> 20MB of glory
[07:50:41] <Subsentient> crutchy: http://universe2.us
[07:50:39] <Subsentient> crutchy: No.
[07:50:32] <crutchy> will a virtual vagina do the trick?
[07:50:09] <crutchy> is that a model of european car?
[07:49:47] <Subsentient> crutchy: crutchy crutchy: got a VM?
[07:35:29] <crutchy> looks like i missed a bit of action today
[07:33:22] <crutchy> and everyone would be drunk on $beer
[07:31:06] <chromas> There would be plenty of burritos going around, but at least politicians would be kept in line with random godzilla romps
[07:29:18] <crutchy> aqu4 for president!
[07:26:41] * chromas blames aqu4
[07:23:06] <crutchy> what fuckwits keep voting john mccain into office? seriously, arizona would be better represented by a chimpanzee
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[07:05:46] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 270
[07:05:46] <crutchy> ++coffee
[07:05:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1074
[07:05:45] <crutchy> coffee++
[06:59:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A NYC Cop is Charged for the Fatal Shooting of an Unarmed Black Man - http://sylnt.us - deviation-from-established-trend
[06:45:02] <ar> you mean "zzzz", like in Word97?
[06:44:05] <mrcoolbp> gonna head to ZZZ land, catch you fools later
[06:42:22] <mrcoolbp> oh "I can't live without it"
[06:42:14] <mrcoolbp> or something like that
[06:42:06] <mrcoolbp> arti: it's my industrial strength hair dryer, and I absollutely need it!
[06:41:14] * mrcoolbp will donate CPU cycles for heat
[06:40:37] <arti> maybe you can compile it on mrcoolbp's machine, he needs the heat.
[06:33:23] <Subsentient> Building a kernel for my tiny pocket sized Epoch distro :^D
[06:26:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Spaceballs Hair Dryer Scene - YouTube
[06:26:38] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[06:26:14] <arti> works on glaciers
[06:26:10] <arti> can you sprinkle ash over it all so light does the rest?
[06:25:12] <mrcoolbp> arti: you need some serious BTUs to melt snow in -4 degrees
[06:25:05] <exec> 03Warsaw, Poland - currently 1°C, mostly cloudy, humidity 66% - Monday partly cloudy (-4°C-1°C), Tuesday clear (-3°C-3°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (1°C-6°C), Thursday cloudy (-1°C-6°C)
[06:25:03] <ar> ~weather
[06:22:53] <mrcoolbp> arti: have a flamethrower handy?
[06:22:44] <arti> make a nice ice... evil
[06:22:40] * mrcoolbp runs in horror
[06:22:40] <arti> couldn't you melt it?
[06:22:34] * mrcoolbp looks some up
[06:22:31] <mrcoolbp> oh good idea
[06:22:25] <arti> have politicans yell at it
[06:22:24] * mrcoolbp can't throw snow more than 8 ft high, he tried
[06:22:10] <mrcoolbp> arti, no room there either
[06:21:58] <arti> put it in the neighbor's yard.
[06:21:43] * mrcoolbp kills self
[06:21:40] <mrcoolbp> oh great more snow tues
[06:21:28] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 5°F / -15°C, blowing snow, humidity 89% - Monday partly cloudy (3°F-23°F / -16°C--5°C), Tuesday chance of snow (14°F-21°F / -10°C--6°C), Wednesday chance of snow (7°F-30°F / -14°C--1°C), Thursday partly cloudy (-8°F-18°F / -22°C--8°C)
[06:21:27] <mrcoolbp> ~weather mrcoolbp
[06:21:21] <mrcoolbp> no bueno
[06:21:19] <mrcoolbp> also it's -4 F (-27 F windchill) right now
[06:20:46] <mrcoolbp> I don't mind shoveling, but dangit I'm really running out of places to put the stuff
[06:19:26] * mrcoolbp kicks ar
[06:19:09] <ar> The winter here this year is snowless
[06:19:05] <arti> ridiculous
[06:16:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Imgur
[06:16:14] <mrcoolbp> http://imgur.com
[06:16:14] <mrcoolbp> arti: this was just before the most recent *foot* of snow we got (yesterday/today)
[06:15:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Who Originally Said "I'm Not A Doctor, But I Play One on TV"? | Mental Floss
[06:15:31] <arti> http://mentalfloss.com
[06:13:51] <arti> giving oz a run for its money
[06:13:34] <arti> it's been summer out here
[06:13:09] <mrcoolbp> dude, shit's rediculous 'round here
[06:05:34] <arti> here
[06:05:32] <arti> i love telling tales of studded tires to people out there
[06:04:59] <arti> "more storms!"
[06:04:53] <arti> aren't you involved in snowception?
[06:04:26] <arti> i moved away from that crap.
[06:01:50] <mrcoolbp> arti: so when are you coming out to Boston? I have plenty of snow you can shovel if ya want.
[05:58:55] -!- SpallsHurgenson has quit [Quit: warm now; sleepy time!]
[05:52:35] <arti> or P hate.
[05:51:58] <JamesNZ> Classy.
[05:51:26] * Bytram won't tempt phate
[05:51:16] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5067, owned by Phate
[05:51:14] <Bytram> ~uid
[05:50:46] <SpallsHurgenson> (I think my blood is flowing again)
[05:50:07] * arti likes the #rekt things
[05:49:49] <arti> that's fine, you just rely on others for that :D
[05:49:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm more a make-love, not war sorta person :)
[05:49:14] <arti> youtube is full of the phenomena
[05:48:54] <arti> ladies fighting
[05:48:34] <SpallsHurgenson> those? you mean the naughty felines?
[05:46:11] <arti> i kinda like watching those
[05:45:56] <paulej72> it could have been worse, it could have been a cat fight
[05:45:51] <arti> nice pg reference there
[05:45:51] * SpallsHurgenson wakes up, "Kitteh?"
[05:44:44] <JamesNZ> On the internet, no one knows you're SpallsHurgenson's kitty.
[05:32:17] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean no
[05:32:12] <SpallsHurgenson> mraow!
[05:32:05] <chromas> …are we?
[05:32:01] <chromas> most of us aren't cats
[05:31:34] <arti> most of us don't do that shit outside someone's window
[05:31:07] <ciri> hehehe
[05:31:07] <mrcoolbp> lol
[05:31:00] <paulej72> well thatususally what fucking things are doing: boning
[05:29:10] <arti> brb
[05:29:09] <arti> fucking cats boning
[05:28:03] <arti> also for faster recovery look into l-theanine
[05:27:53] <arti> culling the herd, removing the weak braincells.
[05:27:38] <mrcoolbp> = (
[05:27:31] <sedctl> <mrcoolbp> soon your brain will start working at a below avg acapacity to, so you have that to look forward too
[05:27:31] <mrcoolbp> s/too/to/
[05:27:22] <mrcoolbp> Spalls: soon your brain will start working at a below avg acapacity too, so you have that to look forward too
[05:26:59] <arti> maybe i'll go to the next meetup
[05:26:56] <SpallsHurgenson> whoa... I can feel my fingers!
[05:26:48] <Bender> karma - 2600: 2
[05:26:48] <arti> 2600++
[05:26:42] <Bender> karma - epoch: 11
[05:26:42] <JamesNZ> epoch++
[05:26:41] <mrcoolbp> arti: yup
[05:26:35] * JamesNZ libels SpallsHurgenson in revenge
[05:26:23] <ar> SpallsHurgenson: you're fueled by alcohol? ;)
[05:26:16] <arti> "everything becomes a nail"
[05:26:12] * mrcoolbp kicks spalls in the spalls
[05:26:03] <arti> that'd be sweet
[05:26:00] * SpallsHurgenson praises systemd
[05:25:55] <mrcoolbp> arti: yeah I want *his* banhammer
[05:25:49] * SpallsHurgenson makes rude insinuations about the various sexual proclivities of the channel's members
[05:25:45] <ar> moin
[05:25:34] <ar> oh, Blindsight is available under CC
[05:25:29] <arti> thor.
[05:25:28] * SpallsHurgenson curses a blue streak
[05:25:09] * mrcoolbp looks at his banhammer sitting all lonely and just ignores it tonight
[05:24:09] <arti> in the future when humanity is living in orbit around the earth, it along with ice will be important.
[05:24:00] <JamesNZ> Mmmm, yes.
[05:23:42] <arti> use it to cook your steak
[05:23:32] * JamesNZ confiscates SpallsHurgenson's heat
[05:22:32] <mrcoolbp> = )
[05:21:47] <SirFinkus> lol
[05:21:00] <chromas> :D
[05:20:42] <arti> i think you'll enjoy it
[05:20:37] <arti> finkus, you should scope out the site called jezebel.com
[05:20:36] <mrcoolbp> Spalls: now kindly leave you 1% er you
[05:20:15] <mrcoolbp> for the Windows
[05:20:09] <SpallsHurgenson> good god... I have heat! in the house! I feel so... CIVILIZED!
[05:19:59] <arti> ego?
[05:19:55] <chromas> id?
[05:19:48] <arti> for the win
[05:19:44] <arti> ftw?
[05:19:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> id ftw baby
[05:19:33] <mrcoolbp> wow #soylent is poppin' tonight
[05:19:19] <mrcoolbp> TMB: too true, we are simple creatures
[05:19:01] <arti> selling like hotcakes, seems like women are lapping that crap up, secretly yearning for some rich powerful guy.
[05:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> meet another guy and it's something like this: does he have beer? if so, will he share it?
[05:18:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> guys are simpler
[05:18:27] <mrcoolbp> hah
[05:18:21] <arti> also, 50 shades of domestic abuse, written by women for women.
[05:17:49] <chromas> true
[05:17:47] <arti> watch their eyes next time you have a date, it goes hair, ass, shoes, ass.
[05:17:36] <arti> women are the biggest bitches to other women
[05:17:31] <arti> other women
[05:17:30] <arti> you know who is saying that crap
[05:17:13] <SirFinkus> nsfw
[05:17:10] <arti> finkus, go watch your stuff
[05:17:08] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[05:16:58] * arti lols
[05:16:51] <chromas> name it konami. nobody's made that joke yet
[05:16:50] <SirFinkus> I really wish we'd move away from such terms as "girl" and "boy", all it does is exclude people
[05:16:36] <chromas> go for it
[05:16:28] <arti> my offer still stands.
[05:16:21] <chromas> just not in a channel
[05:16:20] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[05:16:16] <chromas> still connected
[05:16:09] <ciri> I found 2 matches to your query (sorted): KonomiNetbook Konomi. KonomiNetbook (~Konomi@Soylent/Users/189/Konomi) was last seen parting #soylent 14 days, 18 hours, 1 minute ago stating "{}".
[05:16:07] <arti> !seen konomi
[05:16:01] <paulej72> I saw her log in the other day from both her comp and lappy
[05:15:58] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[05:15:57] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[05:15:29] <Bender> Also in quotes: 300, 317
[05:15:25] <Bender> Quote 103 - <konomi> computers won't replace paper cause 0s and 1s are easier to forge
[05:15:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote konomi
[05:15:21] <arti> or any other fantasy
[05:15:12] <chromas> arti: will it drop links to random I'm-a-girl manga?
[05:15:01] <arti> is that some kind of islamic garment?
[05:14:47] <SpallsHurgenson> that's easy: "nograb"
[05:14:00] <mrcoolbp> chromas haha
[05:13:57] <arti> !wwks
[05:13:51] <arti> btw if we get lonely i'll hash up a konomi script
[05:13:31] <chromas> or maybe it died
[05:13:30] <arti> best investment recently, clementine oranges.
[05:13:12] <arti> RAUS!
[05:13:10] <chromas> exec should reply in a couple hours
[05:13:01] <SirFinkus> top gear is done, out
[05:12:52] * mrcoolbp learns aqu4 a what-for
[05:12:35] <mrcoolbp> oh boy
[05:12:34] <arti> :|
[05:12:25] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick xlefay, sorry.
[05:12:25] <chromas> $seen xlefay
[05:12:11] <chromas> toss it out the window?
[05:12:10] <arti> this will seal in the flavor.
[05:11:57] <arti> next is A1 sauce.
[05:11:55] <ciri> hehehe
[05:11:55] <mrcoolbp> rofl
[05:11:53] <arti> first you'll need to prepare a pan. steaks cooked in a pan are the best.
[05:11:31] <chromas> (the parsing begins)
[05:11:25] <paulej72> ~last xlefay
[05:11:23] <arti> we'd need a more fancy seen script for that.
[05:11:13] <chromas> ~last xlefay
[05:10:52] <paulej72> the command to give the last message from a user
[05:10:52] <JamesNZ> School us, arti!
[05:10:28] <arti> if you need help i can show you how to cook your steak and enjoy it properly.
[05:10:15] <arti> what are you trying to do?
[05:09:53] <paulej72> fu ciri
[05:09:37] <paulej72> !last xlefay
[05:09:20] <ciri> paulej72, xlefay is right here!
[05:09:18] <paulej72> !seen xlefay
[05:09:06] <arti> looks midwestern.
[05:08:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Rachel Flowers - Karn Evil 9 Second Impression - solo piano - YouTube
[05:08:34] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:08:33] <arti> mr coinblatt.
[05:08:29] <arti> blat.
[05:08:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Hold on, this will blat!
[05:08:04] <Ethanol-fueled> donkey dicks.
[05:07:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hiyoooo!
[05:07:37] <arti> http://www.hiyoooo.com
[05:07:23] <chromas> but the donkey was surprised when the bill came in
[05:07:19] <arti> did you know ducks have crazy things?
[05:07:07] <Ethanol-fueled> wanna bet?
[05:07:01] <arti> he doesn't have lips
[05:06:52] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[05:06:52] <Ethanol-fueled> how about this - Donald Duck sucking A DONKEY DICK.
[05:06:45] <arti> let him among us cast the first load, who has not searched for such.
[05:06:24] <Ethanol-fueled> in ##
[05:06:21] <Ethanol-fueled> mattie p was looking for masturbatino fantasies.
[05:06:11] <ciri> sirecote hasn't said a word for 40301 minutes :/
[05:06:11] <arti> !idle
[05:06:09] <ciri> mattie_p (~mattie_p@Soylent/Staff/Editor/mattiep) was last seen quitting from ## 90 days, 6 hours, 40 minutes ago stating (Quit: Leaving).
[05:06:09] <paulej72> !seen mattie_p
[05:06:03] <ciri> heh
[05:06:03] <mrcoolbp> lol
[05:05:59] * chromas grabs an ax and runs off to preach about geezus
[05:05:59] <ciri> mattie_p (~mattie_p@Soylent/Staff/Editor/mattiep) was last seen quitting from ## 90 days, 6 hours, 40 minutes ago stating (Quit: Leaving).
[05:05:58] <arti> !seen mattie_p
[05:05:55] <ciri> cow shit, horse shit, dog shit, cat shit. what kind of shit is it?
[05:05:54] <mrcoolbp> shit
[05:05:51] <arti> finkus, the tissue and gerbil lotion is in the usual spot. giggidy.
[05:05:49] <mrcoolbp> $Seen mattie_p
[05:05:33] <arti> i think they called that service pack Enlightenment.
[05:05:31] <SirFinkus> I'm about to afk anyway because top gear is nearly done downloading
[05:05:14] <chromas> at least, not anymore
[05:04:44] <arti> for example, muslims don't believe jesus is the son of god. that's blasphemious. nobody loses their head over that.
[05:04:42] <SirFinkus> ?
[05:04:21] <Ethanol-fueled> hey finkus, lets ditch these losers.
[05:04:19] <SirFinkus> SirFinkus, CoolHand, stderr, and swiss have been chosen by the FSF to quell the riot that has sprung up between Debian-weenies and RedHat-weenies. Quest to end in 0 days, 20:16:11.
[05:04:07] <arti> the question is to whom.
[05:03:56] <chromas> that sounds like an insult
[05:03:40] <arti> finkus, if anyone is paired with you, they lose.
[05:03:08] <SpallsHurgenson> (and they looked at me as if I was nuts for ordering it too :)
[05:03:07] <SirFinkus> HAHAHA
[05:03:05] <SirFinkus> SirFinkus's selfishness sullies the task they and their fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for their transgression.
[05:02:58] <SpallsHurgenson> some of the worst fish'n'chips I've ever had were when I lived in England :)
[05:02:45] SirFinku_ is now known as SirFinkus
[05:02:40] <SirFinku_> apologies to the brits
[05:02:39] <arti> full monty?
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[05:02:32] <SirFinku_> wait, I just remembered fish and chips
[05:02:25] <arti> i love mediterranean food
[05:02:13] <SpallsHurgenson> some of the best breakfasts I ever had were when I lived in England.
[05:02:08] <Ethanol-fueled> British Gyros fresh from Greek Austerity and Nigel Farage's facism.
[05:02:06] <arti> maybe that's why they took over the world?
[05:01:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs ^^
[05:01:44] <arti> +5 to boiling.
[05:01:32] <SirFinku_> British "food"
[05:01:20] <arti> and the beaches!
[05:01:15] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, we're excluding British food here.
[05:01:07] <arti> MAXIMUM OFFENSIVENESS
[05:00:45] <arti> south america is known for its quality.
[05:00:42] <chromas> the best way to eat steak is toss it in the microwave oven
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[05:00:37] <SpallsHurgenson> or god forbid some people have different taste :)
[05:00:21] <arti> just because some people didn't know how to do it
[05:00:08] <mrcoolbp> same is true of cooking in the US from the 50s etc.
[04:59:51] <mrcoolbp> arti: for example I work with alot of S. American guys, they (tend to, not a rule) prefer their meat more well done. Generally I assume the meat is of a lower quality and conditions aren't quite as good down there so I assume it's actually custom to teach them to cook it to that temp because it's safer.
[04:59:39] <Ethanol-fueled> it could be bloody, it could be medium, but you're not sucking gristle all night for the sake of flavor.
[04:59:34] <paulej72> i grew up on well done steak, but changed to med-rare once I had one done that way
[04:59:29] <ciri> http://www.samoanews.com
[04:59:28] <ciri> http://www.kunc.org | A tale of turkey tail: The part of the bird best left uneaten | University .. @ http://www.ns.umich.edu | Op-Ed: 'It's a Time Bomb' " How the Pacific is being fed to death by ... @
[04:59:27] <ciri> 173,000 results | Samoans Await The Return Of The Tasty Turkey Tail : The Salt : NPR @ http://www.npr.org | Sela Panapasa: Turkey tails contribute to high obesity rates among ... @ http://www.youtube.com | Samoans Await The Return Of The Tasty Turkey Tail | KUNC @
[04:59:26] <arti> !g pacific islander vice obesity rates turkey butt
[04:59:13] <arti> oh dude!
[04:59:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I love it bloody. my test of a good steak is how cleanly you bite it aawy from you without chewing gristle.
[04:59:00] <arti> mrcoolbp, yeah, or you could be vegan.
[04:58:44] <Bender> Added quote 386
[04:58:44] <chromas> Bender: grab arti
[04:58:39] <mrcoolbp> arti: there's more to it then that
[04:58:31] <Bender> Added quote 385
[04:58:31] <chromas> Bender: grab TheMightyBuzzard
[04:58:31] <paulej72> now I’m hungry for steak
[04:58:28] <arti> i totally understand how it happens, you're force fed as a child or that's just how you were raised
[04:58:27] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: actually if juice pours out when you cut it it wasn't rested properly
[04:58:07] <paulej72> med-rare is my fav
[04:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> pink in the middle, nice crust on the outside and swimming in juice once you cut it.
[04:58:02] <mrcoolbp> arti: yeah, I hate those guys
[04:57:50] <arti> "hey there, yeah i'll take your finest steak, well done, extra A1 sauce please"
[04:57:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I love bloody.
[04:57:47] <SirFinkus> you need a little bit of red in there
[04:57:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I want my 16oz steak to be 3oz of blackened carbon before it hits my plate :)
[04:57:42] <mrcoolbp> I ordered rare at a nice steak house once. Never again.
[04:57:26] <mrcoolbp> ethanol-fueled: not bloody, perfect med-rare is ideal
[04:57:20] <arti> eating steaks well done signifies you're someone who doesn't know how to eat.
[04:57:18] <chromas> cooking id for hipsters. eat raw
[04:57:10] <SpallsHurgenson> if there is still juice in my steak, toss it back on the fire for another two hours :)
[04:56:56] <SirFinkus> I usually go medium
[04:56:46] <Ethanol-fueled> eating steaks bloody is hipster shit.
[04:56:35] <arti> sure you were, cretin.
[04:56:34] <mrcoolbp> I sous-vide to under med-rare then sear
[04:56:22] <arti> then slathering it with sauce
[04:56:22] <mrcoolbp> I was joking
[04:56:17] <arti> well done = cooking the crap out of it
[04:56:07] <arti> you don't know how to eat steak then
[04:56:02] <arti> dude.
[04:55:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> bud works out at a cattle feed additive place, we eat much steak. mostly grilled though cause i rock some stripey socks with a grill.
[04:55:53] <mrcoolbp> arti: yes, I sous-vide to perfect well done
[04:55:39] <SirFinkus> we just do salt and pepper
[04:55:37] <mrcoolbp> arti: to who? Anti-sauce people?
[04:55:36] <arti> you probably eat it well done too
[04:55:31] <SirFinkus> assuming it's good steak
[04:55:22] <SirFinkus> steak doesn't even need butter really
[04:55:17] <mrcoolbp> doesn't mean you don't want a saus
[04:55:15] <arti> you're being offensive with your sauce shit
[04:55:12] <mrcoolbp> we like steak
[04:55:01] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: I have a sous-vide setup my dad built out of a PID controller, also my wife makes great steak in a pan (with tons of butter ofc)
[04:54:20] <mrcoolbp> rofl, arti: You know you are out of line if you are being called out by our resident troll for being offensive, I'm going to go ahead and agree with Ethanol-fueled on this one.
[04:54:11] <arti> mop it up with hashbrowns or toast.
[04:54:07] <SpallsHurgenson> a good steak needs to be 2% this side of charcoal :) :)
[04:54:00] <Ethanol-fueled> man, when you cook eggs over-easy in a skillet, and that yolk is dribbling over the beefsteak and the hamsteak.
[04:53:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, start with a 2-3 inch thick steak. it isn't an issue.
[04:53:43] <arti> they call themselves that, i'm just immitating what i see/hear.
[04:53:37] <SirFinkus> a good steak needs no sauce, and is better without it imo
[04:53:18] <mrcoolbp> sauce = good
[04:53:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't call them that arti.
[04:53:09] <mrcoolbp> arti: not true, sauce adds moisture that is basically impossible to prevent loss of in cooking (cept for sous-vide or some other techniques)
[04:53:09] <arti> i think they're incredibly amusing
[04:53:04] <SirFinkus> die of cuntrot ciri
[04:53:01] <arti> i don't have a fear of faggots
[04:52:54] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[04:52:53] <arti> lol
[04:52:50] <SirFinkus> msg isn't sauce though, it comes in a salt-shaker thing
[04:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, that's homophobic
[04:52:24] <arti> if you're coating meat in sauce it's probably not good meat
[04:52:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck Doritos and FUck Taco Bell.
[04:52:22] <mrcoolbp> mono-sodium-glutamate, it's meat salt
[04:52:12] <SirFinkus> makes things taste meaty
[04:52:04] <mrcoolbp> meat-salt
[04:52:04] <SirFinkus> it enhances flavor
[04:52:01] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[04:51:56] <SirFinkus> it's like salt
[04:51:55] <mrcoolbp> tho
[04:51:51] <mrcoolbp> gives your mouth that greasy feeling, it makes things taste better for sure
[04:51:50] <arti> you want MSG, go wolf down some doritos
[04:51:48] * TheMightyBuzzard is gonna find russell stover tomorrow and beat his ass
[04:51:47] <SirFinkus> sure it does
[04:51:38] <arti> it's just some chemical
[04:51:29] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: it's like greasy tho
[04:51:29] <arti> it doens't add any flavor
[04:51:21] <SirFinkus> buy it at asian grocery stores
[04:51:19] <mrcoolbp> meh, it's okay
[04:51:13] <SirFinkus> oh, MSG is awesome
[04:51:10] <mrcoolbp> truffle oil is sooooo concentrated, the truffles themselves are super delicate and not very flavorful
[04:51:00] * arti prefers the umami truffle burger
[04:50:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, been there, done that, got the t-shirt
[04:50:45] <mrcoolbp> arti: huge dissapointment. = (
[04:50:43] <arti> i have not tried really fresh truffles, but i like the flavor
[04:50:39] <Ethanol-fueled> try getting blown in a tent that everybody else can see in.
[04:50:31] <arti> pâté
[04:50:30] <SirFinkus> too rich for my wallet
[04:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet zombie jesus, just bit into a valentine candy n bout chipped a tooth. who the fuck puts hard candy under chocolate?!
[04:50:19] <arti> if you have a chance it's really good, like a pate
[04:50:06] <SirFinkus> olive oil is good with some things
[04:50:05] <mrcoolbp> arti: have you tried real fresh truffles?
[04:50:01] <SirFinkus> nope, but I'd try it
[04:49:56] <Ethanol-fueled> drag olive oil.
[04:49:55] <mrcoolbp> can't wait
[04:49:51] <mrcoolbp> arti: not yet
[04:49:50] <arti> it's meat butter.
[04:49:49] <SirFinkus> butter and salt
[04:49:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I could go for some hot toast right about now
[04:49:45] <arti> have you tried foi gras?
[04:49:43] <mrcoolbp> butter.
[04:49:40] <Ethanol-fueled> butter?
[04:49:34] <SirFinkus> butter is almost as good as meat
[04:49:34] <mrcoolbp> in most cooking
[04:49:29] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: butter is key
[04:49:14] <arti> Yo ho ho and a cup full o'egg
[04:49:14] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: and fishing
[04:49:01] <SirFinkus> also: absurd amounts of butter
[04:48:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[04:48:44] <arti> later TheMightyBuzzard, enjoy your dreams of blackflag n eggs.
[04:48:43] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: yes stirring is important, but you need to keep the heat low and not overcook them too
[04:48:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, bacon is awesome.
[04:48:33] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I sure could go for some hot crispy bacon right about now
[04:48:31] <SirFinkus> like, a yogurt texture
[04:48:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, i just started to type something but completely forgot what. might be a clue it's bedtime.
[04:48:21] <arti> "what do i want with my bacon today..."
[04:48:20] <SirFinkus> and eat that on toast
[04:48:15] <SirFinkus> as far as scrambled goes, you keep stirring as they cook so you get a really creamy texture
[04:48:15] <arti> i mainly look forward to bacon
[04:47:54] <arti> just depends on my mood. sometimes fried, sometimes scrambled, other times omlette
[04:47:41] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I could go for some hot scrambled eggs right about now
[04:47:40] <SirFinkus> I like the yolk a little bit done
[04:47:25] <arti> overeasy?
[04:47:13] <SirFinkus> I never liked eggs as a kid since my dad always cooked them to fuck
[04:47:11] <arti> fertilized?
[04:47:00] <SirFinkus> nobody except me gets my eggs right
[04:46:54] <arti> baking soda + ice cream = bread
[04:46:42] <Ethanol-fueled> poke the yolks and they run all over the place.
[04:46:42] <arti> the pioneer woman has some great recipes
[04:46:40] <SpallsHurgenson> don't eat the baking soda, people look at you weird when you do it :)
[04:46:27] <arti> "whelp i'm not making anything tonight.......unless."
[04:46:16] * Ethanol-fueled had beefsteak, hamsteak, and pefectly-cooked eggs for breakfast this morning.
[04:46:15] <arti> like pasta meals for two status
[04:46:05] <arti> my guilty pleasure is freezer food.
[04:45:36] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, I could go for some nice hot chinese takeout now
[04:45:28] <arti> i don't do much take out
[04:45:20] <SpallsHurgenson> I like Chinese takeout. Kitty is tasty :)
[04:45:14] <arti> murder requires humans.
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[04:45:04] <SirFinkus> meat is like, the best thing
[04:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'cause meat is murder and murder is fucking tasty
[04:44:37] <arti> lol, they just picked it out
[04:44:28] <arti> finds a piece of meat in it
[04:44:23] <arti> was grubbing down "this is so good"
[04:44:17] <arti> she got something sans meat
[04:44:10] * arti recalls working with an indian chick whom accompanied us to a chinese restaurant
[04:43:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard - vegans don't get sick from the beef broth until you tell 'em it's beef broth ;)
[04:43:54] <arti> i think it was more about indians eating beef unknowingly
[04:43:45] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, I could use some nice hot soup right now.
[04:43:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'like vegans getting sick if there's beef broth in the soup. wtf is up with that? you may not like it but if your system is so fucked up it thinks broth is poison you're not doing yourself any fucking favors.
[04:42:53] <arti> mmmm yeast dump
[04:42:45] <arti> i enjoy alcohol too
[04:42:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, in admitting that, you've admitted that you're Goatse status now.
[04:42:40] <arti> it's food for other creatures
[04:42:28] <SirFinkus> 100% of food makes you shit
[04:42:09] <mrcoolbp> lol
[04:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i eat mcdonalds every now and then just so my digestive system doesn't turn into a pansy
[04:41:59] <arti> ridiculous how many calories you can pile up with junkfood.
[04:41:45] <arti> idk, i don't eat there very frequently, i'm a slut for the $1 chicken sammich
[04:41:25] * arti thought it was funnier with Worm
[04:41:15] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[04:41:15] <arti> lol
[04:41:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Warm farts.
[04:41:03] <Ethanol-fueled> McDonalds makes you shit. Who eats McDonald's anymore?
[04:40:43] <SpallsHurgenson> slash'n'burn, it's the McDonalds way!
[04:40:05] <arti> "hmm... if i cut down some more of these precious trees, i can grow grass... to raise cattle on..."
[04:39:37] <arti> fuck eating fish all day everyday
[04:39:30] <arti> i'd be busy bartering for beef.
[04:39:15] <mrcoolbp> = (
[04:39:14] <mrcoolbp> oh, I was thinking IRL
[04:39:02] <arti> in minecraft? several, in blackflag. 1.
[04:38:55] <SpallsHurgenson> marry Larry Ellison :)
[04:38:51] <mrcoolbp> arti: how many do you own?
[04:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i went n snagged the shanties soundtrack n play em just because
[04:38:50] <arti> need gameception.
[04:38:39] <arti> dude, i want to own more islands.
[04:38:38] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: not bad
[04:38:30] <SpallsHurgenson> although I always preferred the tavern songs
[04:38:29] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, I'll be done summer of next year,.
[04:38:21] <arti> for why?
[04:38:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Doing Database and Data structures next.
[04:38:14] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: 1.5 and done?
[04:38:11] <SpallsHurgenson> Oh Billy Reilly Oh!
[04:37:51] <arti> Running down to Cuba~
[04:37:50] <Ethanol-fueled> 1.5 weeks./
[04:37:42] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: how much you got left?
[04:37:27] <arti> SEOSEOSEOSEO
[04:37:25] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah, except I'm taking Internet Programming now, and seeing the ugly parts too soon.
[04:37:23] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard I always skipped to the good shanties
[04:37:20] <arti> dat title
[04:37:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Sea shanties - The Assassin's Creed Wiki - Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed II, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, walkthroughs and more!
[04:37:14] <arti> http://assassinscreed.wikia.com
[04:37:03] <mrcoolbp> ^
[04:36:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> shanties in black flag pwned
[04:36:57] <mrcoolbp> are you CS?
[04:36:46] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp - school sucks, doing well, hating it.
[04:36:36] <SirFinkus> it's just not the same
[04:36:35] * SpallsHurgenson sings sea shanties
[04:36:30] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: how's school goin' ?
[04:36:25] * arti misses his crew
[04:36:09] <SirFinkus> I think they changed oatis's recipe, might as well kill myself
[04:35:58] <arti> not sure of the quality though, blackflag had enough variety to keep me busy for awhile
[04:35:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i played one or two like that. don't remember the names though.
[04:35:44] <arti> apparently Rogue has more ship stuff in it
[04:35:21] <arti> need your shit repaired? need places with timber, shortage of supplies means prices go up.
[04:35:19] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, then let me explain - it was three of us sitting around. I had asked the other two if they wanted a smoke and they declined. I moved my video recording phone downward to reveal a cigarette tucked into my uncircumcized head.
[04:35:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[04:35:02] <arti> i'd like an economy setup too
[04:34:55] <arti> well to begin
[04:34:52] <arti> that's all i'd want
[04:34:44] <arti> and coop.
[04:34:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> man now i wanna reboot n go pillage some shat
[04:34:41] <arti> and more ships
[04:34:40] <chromas> arti: sometimes the beep is short enough it sounds like the vowel they're covering up
[04:34:39] <arti> game idea: use the tiles they've made for the world and hook 'em up to something procedural so you get more to explore
[04:34:21] <arti> that's my favorite one
[04:34:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> which one? i like the pirate one.
[04:34:06] <arti> Assassin's Creed
[04:34:00] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: post as AC :)
[04:33:54] <arti> bleep the whole thing and it's even better
[04:33:43] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: you are clearly not drunk yet, you are being thoughtful enough to censor stuff.
[04:33:41] <arti> i'm going to put my f-BLEEP in your ass
[04:33:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, last time i did that, the bud of mine in the picture swore vengeance upon my bloodline
[04:33:22] <arti> like foot
[04:33:19] <arti> oh what works really good is bleeping out words beginning with F
[04:33:02] <arti> mash up.
[04:32:59] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley, you would probably like the video of when I t***** the cigarette into my f*******
[04:32:57] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: both. make it a mashup
[04:32:53] <paulej72> well if we got both …
[04:32:44] <arti> whatever you want to think about bub
[04:32:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, ef's pecker or arti's ass?
[04:32:21] <arti> i have a nice collection going for christmas party photos
[04:32:09] <arti> i see plenty online already
[04:32:08] <paulej72> photoshop it to make it longer and thicker
[04:32:01] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, if you all want to see my average un*********** C*** I would be more than happy to s*** Y** A**
[04:31:29] <mrcoolbp> arti lol
[04:31:17] <arti> well just take pictures of part of it, rotate it perphaps, so they have to stare at it awhile to understand.
[04:31:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> send em to that @nero guy on twitter. the anti-gamergate folks did that to him one night en-masse (stole that too, suck it frenchies) without paying enough attention to know he's gay.
[04:30:09] <mrcoolbp> but I'm not banhammer crazy tonight
[04:30:09] <Ethanol-fueled> you all need to move into post-ashamism.
[04:30:00] <mrcoolbp> I'd prefer no dic pics
[04:29:58] <paulej72> just much much shorter
[04:29:40] <Ethanol-fueled> it's a body part, like an arm or a leg.
[04:29:36] <paulej72> now you arrosed him
[04:29:30] <Ethanol-fueled> whats wrong with that, mister cool bp?
[04:29:20] * mrcoolbp winks at Ethanol-fuled again
[04:29:08] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: meh, I can if he starts posting self-dick-pics again
[04:28:56] <SpallsHurgenson> god its cold
[04:28:52] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm pretty sure somebody else will.
[04:28:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i'm goin to bed soon so either .kick yourself when you need it or ask one of these other guys to do it.
[04:28:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Those links are redundant as fuck, bastards.
[04:27:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Managers Bunk Down at US Refineries During Strike Amid Safety Concerns - http://sylnt.us - you-made-your-bed...
[04:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas the one
[04:26:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, guys, I'm drunk now.
[04:25:36] <sedctl> <mrcoolbp> you mean this ? https://soylentnews.org
[04:25:36] <mrcoolbp> s/meam/mean/
[04:25:20] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03302 Moved ( https://soylentnews.org )
[04:25:20] <mrcoolbp> you meam this ? https://soylentnews.org
[04:24:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno where yet, somewhere under Security
[04:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, we got a new spam listing page now what pj wrote.
[04:24:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Not mine though :)
[04:23:38] <Ethanol-fueled> spam mods are the WMD of the site. They need vetting.
[04:23:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj was of the same opinion. i thought it rated close enough to a GNAA post that i let it pass.
[04:23:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Dont undo my spam mod.
[04:22:58] <mrcoolbp> prolly shoulda
[04:22:54] <mrcoolbp> oh yeah, I saw that one, I almost un-spammed it
[04:22:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's one thing to get in a flame war and shout down folks who are plainly wrong but spam from a staff member would be disturbing to my brain, specially after i'm the one who wrote the bloody mod into existence.
[04:21:42] <Ethanol-fueled> (thanks, Buzzard)
[04:21:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... dunno that i could really justify accepting that challenge.
[04:21:10] <Ethanol-fueled> spam mod. interesting challenge.
[04:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> he got a spam hit
[04:20:58] * mrcoolbp checks his comment history
[04:20:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, karma's easy
[04:20:50] <mrcoolbp> Eth: what did you do!?
[04:20:41] * mrcoolbp winks at Ethanol-fueled
[04:20:40] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp: it's at 39 now.
[04:20:33] <mrcoolbp> guy's crafty for sure
[04:20:27] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: his karma is always at 50 when I check it
[04:19:26] * JamesNZ starts praying fervently
[04:18:43] * SpallsHurgenson moves the doomsday clock ahead 1 minute
[04:18:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck, the world's gonna end. i just modded Ethanol-fueled Insightful
[04:15:28] <Bytram> LOL!
[04:15:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> kitty not kitteh
[04:15:24] <Bytram> oh, wait. that was a commercial.
[04:15:17] <Bytram> yeah, she'll scratch your eye's out.
[04:14:08] * SpallsHurgenson wakes up, "Kitty?"
[04:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> like miss kitty on gunsmoke
[04:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[04:12:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Lwaxanna Troi was a more refined slut. She slutted with her personality and class rather than having a plunging neckline and re-re-restating the obvious.
[04:11:58] <mrcoolbp> well said.
[04:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. slut it up if ya like, just don't expect anyone to think ya gots class if ya do.
[04:10:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Even back then Buzzard, she dressed more moderately than Troi, until Troi wore the proper "non-cleavage" unitofmr.
[04:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, plus she looked pretty damn hot in that old blue nurse's uniform
[04:09:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram - Women going into and in menopause are better in a lot of ways.
[04:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i was thinking
[04:08:36] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: it already links to your userpage? Cool, could we just tie the notification into that code?
[04:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, you ain't wrong
[04:07:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be but @your nick: already links to your user page. i really don't care what the style is but shurg
[04:07:37] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: menopause?
[04:07:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 032 deadly shootings within hours in Copenhagen; 5 wounded
[04:07:31] <arti> http://bigstory.ap.org
[04:07:28] <exec> 13wiki: get_text=section not found
[04:07:25] <chromas> [[wikilinks]]
[04:07:15] <Ethanol-fueled> She was hotter than Deanna in many ways.
[04:07:12] <mrcoolbp> maybe {your nick} then
[04:07:02] <mrcoolbp> damn
[04:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, we have spaces in nicks, gotta have both start and end.
[04:06:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn, I loved Majel Roddenberry
[04:06:51] <mrcoolbp> I think we looked into the new comment highlighting but it was hard 'cause perl' or something
[04:06:20] <Bytram> yournick, I hardly knew ya.
[04:05:55] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: @yournick is already a convention, sounds logical
[04:05:35] <Bytram> kewel
[04:05:30] <mrcoolbp> i think IRL bytram
[04:05:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly @yournick: here or similar. too much trouble to search every word against the user db.
[04:05:15] <mrcoolbp> lol
[04:05:09] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: troi's mom -- on the show or IRL
[04:04:48] * Bytram only visited reddit a coupla times
[04:04:42] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, yes, that is true. she was also wife to Roddenberry :)
[04:04:40] <mrcoolbp> FB too
[04:04:35] <mrcoolbp> or @yournick on twitter
[04:04:24] <mrcoolbp> Bytram: yeah, there's a similar feature on reddit that when someone mentions /u/yournick that you get notified I think
[04:04:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> troi's mom was nurse chapel and the voice of the ship's computer.
[04:03:43] <Bytram> nograb
[04:03:39] * SpallsHurgenson adjusts his pocket protector
[04:03:37] <sedctl> <Bytram> wait. whose mom was what?
[04:03:37] <Bytram> s/wai/wait/
[04:03:37] <mrcoolbp> good question Spalls
[04:03:33] <Bytram> wai. whose mom was what?
[04:03:24] <SpallsHurgenson> (who also did the ships computer)
[04:03:24] <SirFinkus> precocious kids are the worst
[04:03:17] <mrcoolbp> oh!
[04:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> her mom waas
[04:03:12] <SpallsHurgenson> you are think Majel Barrett
[04:03:06] <SpallsHurgenson> Troi was not Chapel
[04:02:59] <arti> very nai wang.
[04:02:54] <arti> lol "Nai Wang"
[04:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> she was nurse chapel in ToS, and the voice of the computer.
[04:02:49] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: also user to user msg but I know you have that one in your head already
[04:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, ya, she had more trek cred than anyone in TNG anyway.
[04:02:30] <Bytram> so those would appear where I retrieve SN messages like moderation to my comments and the like?
[04:02:29] <SirFinkus> I thought nobody liked that little shit?
[04:02:26] * arti shakes head
[04:02:14] <SpallsHurgenson> who needs Troi when you got Crusher, rawr!
[04:02:11] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: I'd love to see that, new comment highlighting, inline commenting
[04:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i was all like hells yeah, do it
[04:01:48] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: I think it's super useful functionality
[04:01:31] <SirFinkus> that episodes with troi's mom being an old horny slut were pretty funny thouhg
[04:01:18] <Bytram> that would be awesome!
[04:00:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, thinking of building messaging in for that. or phoenix666 was rather.
[04:00:53] <Bytram> opposite sides of the 'Human Condition': one that was all feeling and little thought, and one that was all thought and no feeling
[04:00:03] <SirFinkus> although data was more interesting
[03:59:49] <SirFinkus> data as well
[03:59:47] <Bytram> so, how does that #comments thing work?
[03:59:44] <SirFinkus> I always have cynical attitudes about characters like troi, I can't help but think they're crutches for lazy writing
[03:58:18] <arti> being all useful
[03:58:07] <arti> that's pretty cool
[03:58:02] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 131
[03:58:02] <arti> crutchy++
[03:57:52] <mrcoolbp> nice work buddy
[03:57:44] <chromas> ^ crutchy
[03:57:31] <mrcoolbp> so if you have a bouncer (or never log out of IRC) and you join #comments, it will notify you if anyone ever mentions your nick in SN comments. Purty cool. Need to thank chromas (or crutchy?) for that.
[03:57:29] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Marina Sirtis shuts me down TNG Star Trek Deanna Troi - YouTube
[03:57:29] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[03:57:27] <chromas> like a comedy laugh track
[03:57:27] <Bytram> and a cow that mooed
[03:57:02] <arti> future ships have a mood ring
[03:56:40] <Ethanol-fueled> her character was kinda retarded. You have some angry alien onscreen who is threatening to blow up the ship, and then Counselor Troi chimes in with her wisdom: "I sense anger, Captain."
[03:55:51] <arti> i'd be happy to change my opinion
[03:55:41] <arti> seemed like a real bitch
[03:55:40] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah, that sucks.
[03:55:30] <arti> troi
[03:55:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Who was, Arti?
[03:55:10] <arti> i saw some convention and she was a real stickler about not being filmed.
[03:52:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Or perhaps counselor Troi.
[03:52:14] <Ethanol-fueled> They don't show or mention it in the movie, but it happened....honest.
[03:52:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I hate getting old
[03:52:08] <SpallsHurgenson> how can Barbarella be too obscure? It just came out a few years... erm... wait... 50 years ago?
[03:51:59] <Ethanol-fueled> All my generation had was that chick who had sex with Howard the Duck.
[03:51:42] <Ethanol-fueled> If only we had a Barbarella for my generation.
[03:51:33] <SirFinkus> the pun was too good to pass up¥
[03:51:16] <arti> "our debut album: Insensitive"
[03:50:59] <SirFinkus> but not the Japanese band named Sabbath
[03:50:58] <arti> jap sabbath.
[03:50:57] * Ethanol-fueled googles stripperella
[03:50:31] <SirFinkus> this band is awesome though, basically they're jap sabbath
[03:50:31] <arti> a-ok 10-4
[03:50:23] <Bytram> afk brb
[03:50:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> stripperella > barbarella
[03:50:04] * Bytram was wondering if that was a little too obscure reference
[03:50:00] <sedctl> <chromas> <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, a Bewbarella would have been nice.
[03:50:00] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: s/ar/ew/
[03:50:00] <arti> surely you mean prugin
[03:49:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, a Barbarella would have been nice.
[03:49:40] <SirFinkus> that was a plugin, I typed /np
[03:49:33] <arti> crutchy would have a field day with that Bytram
[03:49:21] <Bytram> SirFinkus: no worries then, *they* type in cyrilic!
[03:49:14] <arti> but you type your japanese moonspeak
[03:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, wait for other people to use em then copy n paste
[03:48:50] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: you might be thinking of barbarella?
[03:48:35] <SirFinkus> I refuse to learn how to type accents because I'm not a GODDAMN COMMIE
[03:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> already tried it on dev just to see if it would break anything. i was disappointed it didn't.
[03:48:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, was she your Umba-rella, eh eh eh?
[03:47:44] <arti> are you using an elite speaker thingy to change your Es?
[03:47:42] <Bytram> but we were in canada, so all she could say was "Eh?"
[03:47:21] * Bytram once had his fianc review his resum at a caf
[03:47:20] <paulej72> just becasue they do not steal words does not mean we can't
[03:47:17] <arti> uncomfortable truth.
[03:47:11] <Ethanol-fueled> They might leave you a welt or something. Or bruise your pride.
[03:47:10] <chromas> wait, this is the US! We speak Spanish
[03:46:58] <paulej72> ^
[03:46:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I hear they can dole out a mean whack with their white flags.
[03:46:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> we stole it. if the french want it back they gonna hafta fight for it.
[03:46:33] <Bytram> it's a Touch subject
[03:46:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I thought touche' was froggish.
[03:46:28] <paulej72> but without that damned accent
[03:46:27] * SirFinkus is listening to 人間椅子 — 人間失格, from the album 人間失格
[03:46:16] <paulej72> it is now
[03:46:09] <chromas> is touché engrish?
[03:46:05] <arti> wat.
[03:46:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that was my opinion on it
[03:46:00] <paulej72> what are you speaking of
[03:45:52] <paulej72> English does not have accents.
[03:45:44] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: for the douche points
[03:45:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, paulej72, should we give in to peer pressure and accent the e on touche?
[03:45:29] <Ethanol-fueled> damn, chromas, that's pretty harsh. Are you sure?
[03:45:18] <chromas> and make their font red
[03:45:14] <Ethanol-fueled> eh, no worries about the mod, pauley. If anything it will serve as an example to budding future trolls -- if you're gonna troll, at least make it article-related.
[03:44:55] <paulej72> we can give people douche points along with karma points. they would be like matter and antimatter
[03:44:40] <SirFinkus> you should know this by now TheMightyBuzzard
[03:44:35] <SirFinkus> yeah, you need the accent mark
[03:44:29] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[03:44:23] <chromas> douché
[03:44:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, good joke/idea
[03:43:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i let it slide cause it was close enough to a GNAA post that it made no real difference.
[03:43:42] <SirFinkus> I think you may have beat yourself to that one
[03:43:42] <paulej72> I am of the opinion that it should be reversed, but it seems that others are not on my side
[03:43:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Not contesting the mod. Maybe we could merge the "disagree" and "touche" mods to form a "douche" mod. Has anybody beat me to that joke yet?
[03:42:49] <Ethanol-fueled> honestly it was offtopic, or at least troll/flamebait. But from another person's perspective, it may have appeared as spam.
[03:42:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> figured you'd enjoy it
[03:41:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks Buzzard. I strive to be the best.
[03:41:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> congrats on your spam mod btw
[03:41:10] <Bender> Added quote 384
[03:41:10] <chromas> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[03:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> moderators are kinda mixed but i like that we're seeing more higher mods for good comments.
[03:41:03] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas keeps grabbing me :(
[03:40:55] <chromas> he's been waiting for that before he could talk again
[03:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias
[03:40:43] <Bender> Added quote 383
[03:40:42] <chromas> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[03:40:37] <paulej72> yes
[03:40:12] <Ethanol-fueled> (mod catagories, not moderators)
[03:39:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Good stories, new mods are awesome.
[03:39:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, yo
[03:39:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Pauley, Buzzard
[03:39:16] <paulej72> long time no see
[03:38:52] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
[03:38:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> that one should be fun out of context
[03:38:39] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~62b0cf51@eo76-904-535-14.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[03:38:31] <SpallsHurgenson> STD? Well, maybe, although it doesn't so much have crabs as giant spiders
[03:38:21] <Bender> Added quote 382
[03:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab Bytram
[03:37:34] <Bytram> *very* furry, too!
[03:37:26] <Bytram> BadCoderFinger: BIG dogs, those are
[03:37:10] <paulej72> Does it have an STD
[03:36:54] <SpallsHurgenson> IT has a reputation. :)
[03:36:46] <BadCoderFinger> Too late, I already know a Newfie!
[03:36:31] <Bytram> though ISTR hearing of a Derry, maine
[03:34:41] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: Derry and Salem sound like NH?
[03:34:39] <SpallsHurgenson> what, and deny yourself the wonder of meeting Newfies?
[03:33:52] <BadCoderFinger> If I find myself driving in Maine, it's time to go south.
[03:32:55] <SpallsHurgenson> if you are driving in Maine and see a sign pointing towards Derry, Castle Rock, Salem and Little Tall Island... just turn around. You won't like what you find ahead :)
[03:32:03] <paulej72> cold
[03:31:58] <exec> 03Miami, FL, USA - currently 60°F, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 78% - Sunday clear (57°F-75°F), Monday mostly cloudy (66°F-75°F), Tuesday chance of showers (63°F-81°F), Wednesday chance of showers (50°F-70°F)
[03:31:57] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[03:31:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> suckit, my water's still liquid
[03:31:19] <exec> 03Stratford, OK, USA - currently 38°F, overcast, wind NE at 16 mph, humidity 50% - Sunday rain (23°F-55°F), Monday chance of ice (21°F-37°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (23°F-46°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (23°F-46°F)
[03:31:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[03:30:59] <paulej72> fuck MN should not be warmer than NJ
[03:30:28] <exec> 03Minneapolis, MN, USA - currently 11°F, overcast, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 39% - Sunday chance of snow (7°F-12°F), Monday mostly cloudy (-2°F-25°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (-8°F-14°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (-13°F-5°F)
[03:30:26] <Bytram> ~weather minneapolis
[03:30:16] * Bytram remembers seeing a postcard with a picture of a signpost with about a dozen different country names, that were actually the names of towns in maine; the milages were like "moscow: 12 miles" and "china: 10 miles" and "sweden: 15 miles" =)
[03:29:48] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: You live a long way away...
[03:29:43] <SpallsHurgenson> <freezing>
[03:29:32] <exec> 03Bangkok, Thailand - currently 85°F / 29°C, mist, wind E at 2 mph, humidity 71% - Monday partly cloudy (76°F-90°F / 24°C-32°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (77°F-91°F / 25°C-33°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (77°F-90°F / 25°C-32°C), Thursday partly cloudy (77°F-91°F / 25°C-33°C)
[03:29:30] <SpallsHurgenson> ~weather
[03:29:04] <exec> 03China, ME, USA - currently 0°F, clear, wind NW at 13 mph, humidity 57% - Sunday snow (-2°F-14°F), Monday partly cloudy (-8°F-7°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (1°F-16°F), Wednesday chance of snow (3°F-23°F)
[03:29:02] <Bytram> ~weather china, maine
[03:28:46] <exec> 03Skowhegan, ME, USA - currently -2°F, clear, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 57% - Sunday snow (-6°F-14°F), Monday partly cloudy (-8°F-7°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (-11°F-14°F), Wednesday chance of snow (1°F-21°F)
[03:28:44] <Bytram> ~weather skowhegan, maine
[03:28:31] <Bytram> =(
[03:28:27] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:28:26] <Bytram> ~weather Norway, maine
[03:28:20] <exec> 03Sweden, ME, USA - currently -4°F, clear, wind NE at 3 mph, humidity 52% - Sunday snow (-8°F-19°F), Monday partly cloudy (-9°F-9°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (-2°F-16°F), Wednesday chance of snow (5°F-27°F)
[03:28:18] <Bytram> ~weather sweden, maine
[03:28:08] * Bytram is amazed that it finally got one of those right!
[03:27:50] <exec> 03Moscow, ME, USA - currently -1°F, clear, wind NW at 8 mph, humidity 55% - Sunday snow (-8°F-9°F), Monday partly cloudy (-9°F-5°F), Tuesday chance of snow (-2°F-12°F), Wednesday snow (1°F-18°F)
[03:27:48] <Bytram> ~weather moscow, maine
[03:27:20] <paulej72> google sucks
[03:26:56] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:26:55] <Bytram> ~weather mexico, maine
[03:26:28] <exec> 03North Pole, AK, USA - currently 7°F, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 65% - Sunday partly cloudy (9°F-15°F), Monday cloudy (16°F-35°F), Tuesday clear (1°F-32°F), Wednesday clear (0°F-21°F)
[03:26:27] <Bytram> ~weather north pole
[03:26:14] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:26:13] <Bytram> ~weather halifax
[03:26:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:26:08] <Bytram> ~weather halifax, NS
[03:25:50] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:25:49] <Bytram> ~weather point barrow
[03:24:43] <exec> 03Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 7°F / -14°C, clear, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 47% - Sunday partly cloudy (0°F-23°F / -18°C--5°C), Monday partly cloudy (12°F-21°F / -11°C--6°C), Tuesday chance of snow (12°F-30°F / -11°C--1°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (7°F-28°F / -14°C--2°C)
[03:24:41] <paulej72> ~weather
[03:24:22] <BadCoderFinger> TheMightyBuzzard: Isn't that rather the point?
[03:23:57] <Bytram> hells bells, it's warmer in Nome, Alaska than Boston, Mass?
[03:23:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ran out of fishin stuff i wanted to buy at bass pro yesterday so i got a new pair of boots too. promptly got them muddy as shit the very next day.
[03:23:22] <exec> 03Nome, AK, USA - currently 14°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 88% - Sunday partly cloudy (11°F-18°F), Monday partly cloudy (22°F-28°F), Tuesday snow showers (30°F-33°F), Wednesday snow showers (20°F-31°F)
[03:23:20] <Bytram> ~weather nome, AK
[03:22:56] <JamesNZ> Not here it isn't.
[03:22:53] <BadCoderFinger> Dangit. Now I have to buy a Mac.
[03:22:52] <Bytram> prepare for the apocalypse
[03:22:39] <Bytram> hell is frozen over.
[03:22:30] <Bytram> with windchill, it's really quite nasty out right now.
[03:22:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, there ya go
[03:22:12] <exec> 03Hell, MI, USA - currently -12°F, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 78% - Sunday clear (-15°F-6°F), Monday partly cloudy (-4°F-12°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (1°F-25°F), Wednesday chance of snow showers (-8°F-16°F)
[03:22:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather hell, mn
[03:21:48] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 1°F, overcast, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 85% - Sunday snow (-2°F-9°F), Monday partly cloudy (-17°F-9°F), Tuesday chance of snow (-8°F-12°F), Wednesday snow (0°F-19°F)
[03:21:47] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle, maine
[03:21:37] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 0°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 8 mph, humidity 52% - Sunday snow (0°F-19°F), Monday partly cloudy (-2°F-16°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (9°F-19°F), Wednesday chance of snow (10°F-23°F)
[03:21:35] <Bytram> ~weather portland, maine
[03:21:24] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 10°F, blowing snow, humidity 99% - Sunday snow (-2°F-27°F), Monday partly cloudy (3°F-21°F), Tuesday chance of snow (14°F-21°F), Wednesday chance of snow (7°F-30°F)
[03:21:22] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[03:20:57] <arti> :D
[03:20:52] <arti> (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ
[03:20:40] <arti> ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
[03:19:12] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[03:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> devworkalreadyyoustupidbastard
[03:16:59] <BadCoderFinger> Go with the meme and call it 'devops'
[03:14:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[03:14:54] <paulej72> going to call it devtest
[03:14:40] <paulej72> sure it is. And I was not able to test the redirect fully as I don’t think we have a second name for dev. I will need to fix that in the dns settings.
[03:14:24] <BadCoderFinger> I'd have to agree.
[03:13:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, some of the stuff worked right and what you said. that's a win in my book.
[03:12:44] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, well, that's good.
[03:11:50] <paulej72> but at least they did not break anything that was not already broken
[03:11:24] <paulej72> just deplyed some updates to the site. Some did not work as expected
[03:10:27] <ciri> doing great here
[03:10:27] <BadCoderFinger> How are things?
[03:10:15] <Bytram> BadCoderFinger: heya!
[03:09:11] <paulej72> hey BadCoderFinger
[03:09:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin
[03:07:33] <BadCoderFinger> Hey guys
[03:06:09] <Bytram> nograb
[03:05:58] * Bytram things paulej72 was referring, somewhat punnily, to pole dancers?
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[03:01:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> confused me
[03:01:10] <Bytram> bad-puns++
[02:52:49] <paulej72> new poll for the dancers
[02:50:26] * Bytram just pushed 4 stories into the queue to cover us for the night, and put out a new poll
[02:49:27] <Bytram> thanks! It's something that sounds *obvious* when you hear about it, but it was one of those "oh, WOW!" moments when it came to me... worked brilliantly!
[02:47:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thinkin
[02:47:18] <arti> (◠‿◠✿)
[02:46:55] <Bytram> I just took the translation file, inverse capitalized everything, and that meant that any text which looked "normal" must still be hard-coded into the program!
[02:46:23] <Bytram> I once used that technique to test some internationalization code -- how could I actually *read* what was in the program, but ALSO make sure all the text had been pulled out into translation files?
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[02:45:24] <bYTRAM> actually, thanks for that!
[02:45:02] <bYTRAM> TheMightyBuzzard: wHAT dO yOU mEAN bY tHAT? =)
[02:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> caps lock is not your friend today
[02:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya, bYTRAM
[02:43:26] <paulej72> SpallsHurgenson: TheMightyBuzzard signed off on them and they were tested for not breaking the site on dev. I am game for other minor bugs brought on by the change.
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[02:37:38] <SpallsHurgenson> next you'll be telling me that you aren't upgrading to the latest-n-greatest version just because it exists
[02:33:41] <SpallsHurgenson> I dunno, that sounds as if the fixes were tested on dev first. I don't know if I can support that kind of reckless responsibility.
[02:27:19] <paulej72> going to deploy shortly on prod to pull in some recent bug fixes I did today.
[02:26:25] <SpallsHurgenson> it's no good; even the xbox is running cool
[02:26:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Do You Call a Doubter of Climate Change? A Skeptic or a Denier - http://sylnt.us - Pro-Heat
[02:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i make ffmpeg encode a handy vid file and output to /dev/null then loop it
[02:14:44] <SpallsHurgenson> (kitty's making an unholy racket about it too ;-)
[02:14:22] * SpallsHurgenson jams his hands into his mittens but doesn't feel any warmer
[01:54:57] <SpallsHurgenson> a little bit, yes
[01:52:51] <arti> does google earth terrify you?
[01:52:28] <arti> "creepy"
[01:48:05] * TheMightyBuzzard strolls in much later
[01:30:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0310328x7760 - A 10K Timelapse Demo
[01:30:33] <SpallsHurgenson> stunningly creepy http://videosift.com
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[00:53:26] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I know! Furmark!
[00:52:30] <SpallsHurgenson> no, I need something that burns CPUs without me actually doing anything (so I can put it on all the PCs). Sort of like Windows, but moreso :)
[00:51:18] <arti> or do some 3d modelling
[00:51:13] <arti> just use adobe after effects
[00:49:42] <SpallsHurgenson> I need some unoptimized software that will make my cpu run hot :)
[00:43:39] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, there are men - top men - working on the situation. they've been promising a resolution in the next 4 to 5 hours. Of course, they've been promising that for the last 4 to 5 hours... ;-)
[00:42:12] * SpallsHurgenson turns on the microwave but doesn't see much improvement :)
[00:41:32] <SpallsHurgenson> (although I guess wind chill temps don't really count if you are inside and out of the wind :)
[00:41:24] <arti> fire up the oven
[00:40:55] <SpallsHurgenson> 10 degrees F, feels like -6... and the heat is out. Got /all/ the computers running tonight :)
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[00:39:16] <Math_Sux> I had hoped to get it on her hand
[00:38:18] <arti> natural deo
[00:37:44] <Math_Sux> Unh! Unh! Nut nut nut!
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[00:24:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One More Reason to Hate Ads: BADASS (from the Snowden Files) - http://sylnt.us - there-is-always-someone-listening
[00:19:27] <Math_Sux> My ankles popped and she woke up and caught me spankin' it above her arm.
[00:19:06] <Math_Sux> Damn.
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