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[00:19:06] <Math_Sux> Damn.
[00:19:27] <Math_Sux> My ankles popped and she woke up and caught me spankin' it above her arm.
[00:24:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One More Reason to Hate Ads: BADASS (from the Snowden Files) - http://sylnt.us - there-is-always-someone-listening
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[00:37:44] <Math_Sux> Unh! Unh! Nut nut nut!
[00:38:18] <arti> natural deo
[00:39:16] <Math_Sux> I had hoped to get it on her hand
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[00:40:55] <SpallsHurgenson> 10 degrees F, feels like -6... and the heat is out. Got /all/ the computers running tonight :)
[00:41:24] <arti> fire up the oven
[00:41:32] <SpallsHurgenson> (although I guess wind chill temps don't really count if you are inside and out of the wind :)
[00:42:12] * SpallsHurgenson turns on the microwave but doesn't see much improvement :)
[00:43:39] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, there are men - top men - working on the situation. they've been promising a resolution in the next 4 to 5 hours. Of course, they've been promising that for the last 4 to 5 hours... ;-)
[00:49:42] <SpallsHurgenson> I need some unoptimized software that will make my cpu run hot :)
[00:51:13] <arti> just use adobe after effects
[00:51:18] <arti> or do some 3d modelling
[00:52:30] <SpallsHurgenson> no, I need something that burns CPUs without me actually doing anything (so I can put it on all the PCs). Sort of like Windows, but moreso :)
[00:53:26] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I know! Furmark!
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[01:30:33] <SpallsHurgenson> stunningly creepy http://videosift.com
[01:30:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0310328x7760 - A 10K Timelapse Demo
[01:48:05] * TheMightyBuzzard strolls in much later
[01:52:28] <arti> "creepy"
[01:52:51] <arti> does google earth terrify you?
[01:54:57] <SpallsHurgenson> a little bit, yes
[02:14:22] * SpallsHurgenson jams his hands into his mittens but doesn't feel any warmer
[02:14:44] <SpallsHurgenson> (kitty's making an unholy racket about it too ;-)
[02:21:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i make ffmpeg encode a handy vid file and output to /dev/null then loop it
[02:26:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Do You Call a Doubter of Climate Change? A Skeptic or a Denier - http://sylnt.us - Pro-Heat
[02:26:25] <SpallsHurgenson> it's no good; even the xbox is running cool
[02:27:19] <paulej72> going to deploy shortly on prod to pull in some recent bug fixes I did today.
[02:33:41] <SpallsHurgenson> I dunno, that sounds as if the fixes were tested on dev first. I don't know if I can support that kind of reckless responsibility.
[02:37:38] <SpallsHurgenson> next you'll be telling me that you aren't upgrading to the latest-n-greatest version just because it exists
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[02:43:26] <paulej72> SpallsHurgenson: TheMightyBuzzard signed off on them and they were tested for not breaking the site on dev. I am game for other minor bugs brought on by the change.
[02:44:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya, bYTRAM
[02:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> caps lock is not your friend today
[02:45:02] <bYTRAM> TheMightyBuzzard: wHAT dO yOU mEAN bY tHAT? =)
[02:45:24] <bYTRAM> actually, thanks for that!
[02:45:31] bYTRAM is now known as Bytram
[02:46:23] <Bytram> I once used that technique to test some internationalization code -- how could I actually *read* what was in the program, but ALSO make sure all the text had been pulled out into translation files?
[02:46:55] <Bytram> I just took the translation file, inverse capitalized everything, and that meant that any text which looked "normal" must still be hard-coded into the program!
[02:47:18] <arti> (◠‿◠✿)
[02:47:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thinkin
[02:49:27] <Bytram> thanks! It's something that sounds *obvious* when you hear about it, but it was one of those "oh, WOW!" moments when it came to me... worked brilliantly!
[02:50:26] * Bytram just pushed 4 stories into the queue to cover us for the night, and put out a new poll
[02:52:49] <paulej72> new poll for the dancers
[03:01:10] <Bytram> bad-puns++
[03:01:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> confused me
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[03:05:58] * Bytram things paulej72 was referring, somewhat punnily, to pole dancers?
[03:06:09] <Bytram> nograb
[03:07:33] <BadCoderFinger> Hey guys
[03:09:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin
[03:09:11] <paulej72> hey BadCoderFinger
[03:10:15] <Bytram> BadCoderFinger: heya!
[03:10:27] <BadCoderFinger> How are things?
[03:10:27] <ciri> doing great here
[03:11:24] <paulej72> just deplyed some updates to the site. Some did not work as expected
[03:11:50] <paulej72> but at least they did not break anything that was not already broken
[03:12:44] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, well, that's good.
[03:13:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, some of the stuff worked right and what you said. that's a win in my book.
[03:14:24] <BadCoderFinger> I'd have to agree.
[03:14:40] <paulej72> sure it is. And I was not able to test the redirect fully as I don’t think we have a second name for dev. I will need to fix that in the dns settings.
[03:14:54] <paulej72> going to call it devtest
[03:14:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[03:16:59] <BadCoderFinger> Go with the meme and call it 'devops'
[03:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> devworkalreadyyoustupidbastard
[03:19:12] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[03:20:40] <arti> ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
[03:20:52] <arti> (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ
[03:20:57] <arti> :D
[03:21:22] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[03:21:24] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 10°F, blowing snow, humidity 99% - Sunday snow (-2°F-27°F), Monday partly cloudy (3°F-21°F), Tuesday chance of snow (14°F-21°F), Wednesday chance of snow (7°F-30°F)
[03:21:35] <Bytram> ~weather portland, maine
[03:21:37] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 0°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 8 mph, humidity 52% - Sunday snow (0°F-19°F), Monday partly cloudy (-2°F-16°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (9°F-19°F), Wednesday chance of snow (10°F-23°F)
[03:21:47] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle, maine
[03:21:48] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 1°F, overcast, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 85% - Sunday snow (-2°F-9°F), Monday partly cloudy (-17°F-9°F), Tuesday chance of snow (-8°F-12°F), Wednesday snow (0°F-19°F)
[03:22:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather hell, mn
[03:22:12] <exec> 03Hell, MI, USA - currently -12°F, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 78% - Sunday clear (-15°F-6°F), Monday partly cloudy (-4°F-12°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (1°F-25°F), Wednesday chance of snow showers (-8°F-16°F)
[03:22:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, there ya go
[03:22:30] <Bytram> with windchill, it's really quite nasty out right now.
[03:22:39] <Bytram> hell is frozen over.
[03:22:52] <Bytram> prepare for the apocalypse
[03:22:53] <BadCoderFinger> Dangit. Now I have to buy a Mac.
[03:22:56] <JamesNZ> Not here it isn't.
[03:23:20] <Bytram> ~weather nome, AK
[03:23:22] <exec> 03Nome, AK, USA - currently 14°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 88% - Sunday partly cloudy (11°F-18°F), Monday partly cloudy (22°F-28°F), Tuesday snow showers (30°F-33°F), Wednesday snow showers (20°F-31°F)
[03:23:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ran out of fishin stuff i wanted to buy at bass pro yesterday so i got a new pair of boots too. promptly got them muddy as shit the very next day.
[03:23:57] <Bytram> hells bells, it's warmer in Nome, Alaska than Boston, Mass?
[03:24:22] <BadCoderFinger> TheMightyBuzzard: Isn't that rather the point?
[03:24:41] <paulej72> ~weather
[03:24:43] <exec> 03Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 7°F / -14°C, clear, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 47% - Sunday partly cloudy (0°F-23°F / -18°C--5°C), Monday partly cloudy (12°F-21°F / -11°C--6°C), Tuesday chance of snow (12°F-30°F / -11°C--1°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (7°F-28°F / -14°C--2°C)
[03:25:49] <Bytram> ~weather point barrow
[03:25:50] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:26:08] <Bytram> ~weather halifax, NS
[03:26:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:26:13] <Bytram> ~weather halifax
[03:26:14] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:26:27] <Bytram> ~weather north pole
[03:26:28] <exec> 03North Pole, AK, USA - currently 7°F, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 65% - Sunday partly cloudy (9°F-15°F), Monday cloudy (16°F-35°F), Tuesday clear (1°F-32°F), Wednesday clear (0°F-21°F)
[03:26:55] <Bytram> ~weather mexico, maine
[03:26:56] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:27:20] <paulej72> google sucks
[03:27:48] <Bytram> ~weather moscow, maine
[03:27:50] <exec> 03Moscow, ME, USA - currently -1°F, clear, wind NW at 8 mph, humidity 55% - Sunday snow (-8°F-9°F), Monday partly cloudy (-9°F-5°F), Tuesday chance of snow (-2°F-12°F), Wednesday snow (1°F-18°F)
[03:28:08] * Bytram is amazed that it finally got one of those right!
[03:28:18] <Bytram> ~weather sweden, maine
[03:28:20] <exec> 03Sweden, ME, USA - currently -4°F, clear, wind NE at 3 mph, humidity 52% - Sunday snow (-8°F-19°F), Monday partly cloudy (-9°F-9°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (-2°F-16°F), Wednesday chance of snow (5°F-27°F)
[03:28:26] <Bytram> ~weather Norway, maine
[03:28:27] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[03:28:31] <Bytram> =(
[03:28:44] <Bytram> ~weather skowhegan, maine
[03:28:46] <exec> 03Skowhegan, ME, USA - currently -2°F, clear, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 57% - Sunday snow (-6°F-14°F), Monday partly cloudy (-8°F-7°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (-11°F-14°F), Wednesday chance of snow (1°F-21°F)
[03:29:02] <Bytram> ~weather china, maine
[03:29:04] <exec> 03China, ME, USA - currently 0°F, clear, wind NW at 13 mph, humidity 57% - Sunday snow (-2°F-14°F), Monday partly cloudy (-8°F-7°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (1°F-16°F), Wednesday chance of snow (3°F-23°F)
[03:29:30] <SpallsHurgenson> ~weather
[03:29:32] <exec> 03Bangkok, Thailand - currently 85°F / 29°C, mist, wind E at 2 mph, humidity 71% - Monday partly cloudy (76°F-90°F / 24°C-32°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (77°F-91°F / 25°C-33°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (77°F-90°F / 25°C-32°C), Thursday partly cloudy (77°F-91°F / 25°C-33°C)
[03:29:43] <SpallsHurgenson> <freezing>
[03:29:48] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: You live a long way away...
[03:30:16] * Bytram remembers seeing a postcard with a picture of a signpost with about a dozen different country names, that were actually the names of towns in maine; the milages were like "moscow: 12 miles" and "china: 10 miles" and "sweden: 15 miles" =)
[03:30:26] <Bytram> ~weather minneapolis
[03:30:28] <exec> 03Minneapolis, MN, USA - currently 11°F, overcast, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 39% - Sunday chance of snow (7°F-12°F), Monday mostly cloudy (-2°F-25°F), Tuesday chance of snow showers (-8°F-14°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (-13°F-5°F)
[03:30:59] <paulej72> fuck MN should not be warmer than NJ
[03:31:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[03:31:19] <exec> 03Stratford, OK, USA - currently 38°F, overcast, wind NE at 16 mph, humidity 50% - Sunday rain (23°F-55°F), Monday chance of ice (21°F-37°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (23°F-46°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (23°F-46°F)
[03:31:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> suckit, my water's still liquid
[03:31:57] <Bytram> ~weather miami
[03:31:58] <exec> 03Miami, FL, USA - currently 60°F, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 78% - Sunday clear (57°F-75°F), Monday mostly cloudy (66°F-75°F), Tuesday chance of showers (63°F-81°F), Wednesday chance of showers (50°F-70°F)
[03:32:03] <paulej72> cold
[03:32:55] <SpallsHurgenson> if you are driving in Maine and see a sign pointing towards Derry, Castle Rock, Salem and Little Tall Island... just turn around. You won't like what you find ahead :)
[03:33:52] <BadCoderFinger> If I find myself driving in Maine, it's time to go south.
[03:34:39] <SpallsHurgenson> what, and deny yourself the wonder of meeting Newfies?
[03:34:41] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: Derry and Salem sound like NH?
[03:36:31] <Bytram> though ISTR hearing of a Derry, maine
[03:36:46] <BadCoderFinger> Too late, I already know a Newfie!
[03:36:54] <SpallsHurgenson> IT has a reputation. :)
[03:37:10] <paulej72> Does it have an STD
[03:37:26] <Bytram> BadCoderFinger: BIG dogs, those are
[03:37:34] <Bytram> *very* furry, too!
[03:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab Bytram
[03:38:21] <Bender> Added quote 382
[03:38:31] <SpallsHurgenson> STD? Well, maybe, although it doesn't so much have crabs as giant spiders
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[03:38:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> that one should be fun out of context
[03:38:52] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
[03:39:16] <paulej72> long time no see
[03:39:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Pauley, Buzzard
[03:39:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, yo
[03:39:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Good stories, new mods are awesome.
[03:40:12] <Ethanol-fueled> (mod catagories, not moderators)
[03:40:37] <paulej72> yes
[03:40:42] <chromas> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[03:40:43] <Bender> Added quote 383
[03:40:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias
[03:40:55] <chromas> he's been waiting for that before he could talk again
[03:41:03] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas keeps grabbing me :(
[03:41:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> moderators are kinda mixed but i like that we're seeing more higher mods for good comments.
[03:41:10] <chromas> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[03:41:10] <Bender> Added quote 384
[03:41:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> congrats on your spam mod btw
[03:41:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks Buzzard. I strive to be the best.
[03:42:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> figured you'd enjoy it
[03:42:49] <Ethanol-fueled> honestly it was offtopic, or at least troll/flamebait. But from another person's perspective, it may have appeared as spam.
[03:43:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Not contesting the mod. Maybe we could merge the "disagree" and "touche" mods to form a "douche" mod. Has anybody beat me to that joke yet?
[03:43:42] <paulej72> I am of the opinion that it should be reversed, but it seems that others are not on my side
[03:43:42] <SirFinkus> I think you may have beat yourself to that one
[03:43:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i let it slide cause it was close enough to a GNAA post that it made no real difference.
[03:44:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ooooh, good joke/idea
[03:44:23] <chromas> douché
[03:44:29] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[03:44:35] <SirFinkus> yeah, you need the accent mark
[03:44:40] <SirFinkus> you should know this by now TheMightyBuzzard
[03:44:55] <paulej72> we can give people douche points along with karma points. they would be like matter and antimatter
[03:45:14] <Ethanol-fueled> eh, no worries about the mod, pauley. If anything it will serve as an example to budding future trolls -- if you're gonna troll, at least make it article-related.
[03:45:18] <chromas> and make their font red
[03:45:29] <Ethanol-fueled> damn, chromas, that's pretty harsh. Are you sure?
[03:45:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, paulej72, should we give in to peer pressure and accent the e on touche?
[03:45:44] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: for the douche points
[03:45:52] <paulej72> English does not have accents.
[03:46:00] <paulej72> what are you speaking of
[03:46:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that was my opinion on it
[03:46:05] <arti> wat.
[03:46:09] <chromas> is touché engrish?
[03:46:16] <paulej72> it is now
[03:46:27] * SirFinkus is listening to 人間椅子 — 人間失格, from the album 人間失格
[03:46:28] <paulej72> but without that damned accent
[03:46:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I thought touche' was froggish.
[03:46:33] <Bytram> it's a Touch subject
[03:46:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> we stole it. if the french want it back they gonna hafta fight for it.
[03:46:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I hear they can dole out a mean whack with their white flags.
[03:46:58] <paulej72> ^
[03:47:10] <chromas> wait, this is the US! We speak Spanish
[03:47:11] <Ethanol-fueled> They might leave you a welt or something. Or bruise your pride.
[03:47:17] <arti> uncomfortable truth.
[03:47:20] <paulej72> just becasue they do not steal words does not mean we can't
[03:47:21] * Bytram once had his fianc review his resum at a caf
[03:47:42] <Bytram> but we were in canada, so all she could say was "Eh?"
[03:47:44] <arti> are you using an elite speaker thingy to change your Es?
[03:48:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, was she your Umba-rella, eh eh eh?
[03:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> already tried it on dev just to see if it would break anything. i was disappointed it didn't.
[03:48:35] <SirFinkus> I refuse to learn how to type accents because I'm not a GODDAMN COMMIE
[03:48:50] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: you might be thinking of barbarella?
[03:49:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, wait for other people to use em then copy n paste
[03:49:14] <arti> but you type your japanese moonspeak
[03:49:21] <Bytram> SirFinkus: no worries then, *they* type in cyrilic!
[03:49:33] <arti> crutchy would have a field day with that Bytram
[03:49:40] <SirFinkus> that was a plugin, I typed /np
[03:49:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, a Barbarella would have been nice.
[03:50:00] <arti> surely you mean prugin
[03:50:00] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: s/ar/ew/
[03:50:00] <sedctl> <chromas> <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, a Bewbarella would have been nice.
[03:50:04] * Bytram was wondering if that was a little too obscure reference
[03:50:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> stripperella > barbarella
[03:50:23] <Bytram> afk brb
[03:50:31] <arti> a-ok 10-4
[03:50:31] <SirFinkus> this band is awesome though, basically they're jap sabbath
[03:50:57] * Ethanol-fueled googles stripperella
[03:50:58] <arti> jap sabbath.
[03:50:59] <SirFinkus> but not the Japanese band named Sabbath
[03:51:16] <arti> "our debut album: Insensitive"
[03:51:33] <SirFinkus> the pun was too good to pass up¥
[03:51:42] <Ethanol-fueled> If only we had a Barbarella for my generation.
[03:51:59] <Ethanol-fueled> All my generation had was that chick who had sex with Howard the Duck.
[03:52:08] <SpallsHurgenson> how can Barbarella be too obscure? It just came out a few years... erm... wait... 50 years ago?
[03:52:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I hate getting old
[03:52:14] <Ethanol-fueled> They don't show or mention it in the movie, but it happened....honest.
[03:52:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Or perhaps counselor Troi.
[03:55:10] <arti> i saw some convention and she was a real stickler about not being filmed.
[03:55:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Who was, Arti?
[03:55:30] <arti> troi
[03:55:40] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah, that sucks.
[03:55:41] <arti> seemed like a real bitch
[03:55:51] <arti> i'd be happy to change my opinion
[03:56:40] <Ethanol-fueled> her character was kinda retarded. You have some angry alien onscreen who is threatening to blow up the ship, and then Counselor Troi chimes in with her wisdom: "I sense anger, Captain."
[03:57:02] <arti> future ships have a mood ring
[03:57:27] <Bytram> and a cow that mooed
[03:57:27] <chromas> like a comedy laugh track
[03:57:29] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[03:57:29] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Marina Sirtis shuts me down TNG Star Trek Deanna Troi - YouTube
[03:57:31] <mrcoolbp> so if you have a bouncer (or never log out of IRC) and you join #comments, it will notify you if anyone ever mentions your nick in SN comments. Purty cool. Need to thank chromas (or crutchy?) for that.
[03:57:44] <chromas> ^ crutchy
[03:57:52] <mrcoolbp> nice work buddy
[03:58:02] <arti> crutchy++
[03:58:02] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 131
[03:58:07] <arti> that's pretty cool
[03:58:18] <arti> being all useful
[03:59:44] <SirFinkus> I always have cynical attitudes about characters like troi, I can't help but think they're crutches for lazy writing
[03:59:47] <Bytram> so, how does that #comments thing work?
[03:59:49] <SirFinkus> data as well
[04:00:03] <SirFinkus> although data was more interesting
[04:00:53] <Bytram> opposite sides of the 'Human Condition': one that was all feeling and little thought, and one that was all thought and no feeling
[04:00:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, thinking of building messaging in for that. or phoenix666 was rather.
[04:01:18] <Bytram> that would be awesome!
[04:01:31] <SirFinkus> that episodes with troi's mom being an old horny slut were pretty funny thouhg
[04:01:48] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: I think it's super useful functionality
[04:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i was all like hells yeah, do it
[04:02:11] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: I'd love to see that, new comment highlighting, inline commenting
[04:02:14] <SpallsHurgenson> who needs Troi when you got Crusher, rawr!
[04:02:26] * arti shakes head
[04:02:29] <SirFinkus> I thought nobody liked that little shit?
[04:02:30] <Bytram> so those would appear where I retrieve SN messages like moderation to my comments and the like?
[04:02:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, ya, she had more trek cred than anyone in TNG anyway.
[04:02:49] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: also user to user msg but I know you have that one in your head already
[04:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> she was nurse chapel in ToS, and the voice of the computer.
[04:02:54] <arti> lol "Nai Wang"
[04:02:59] <arti> very nai wang.
[04:03:06] <SpallsHurgenson> Troi was not Chapel
[04:03:12] <SpallsHurgenson> you are think Majel Barrett
[04:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> her mom waas
[04:03:17] <mrcoolbp> oh!
[04:03:24] <SirFinkus> precocious kids are the worst
[04:03:24] <SpallsHurgenson> (who also did the ships computer)
[04:03:33] <Bytram> wai. whose mom was what?
[04:03:37] <mrcoolbp> good question Spalls
[04:03:37] <Bytram> s/wai/wait/
[04:03:37] <sedctl> <Bytram> wait. whose mom was what?
[04:03:39] * SpallsHurgenson adjusts his pocket protector
[04:03:43] <Bytram> nograb
[04:04:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> troi's mom was nurse chapel and the voice of the ship's computer.
[04:04:24] <mrcoolbp> Bytram: yeah, there's a similar feature on reddit that when someone mentions /u/yournick that you get notified I think
[04:04:35] <mrcoolbp> or @yournick on twitter
[04:04:40] <mrcoolbp> FB too
[04:04:42] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, yes, that is true. she was also wife to Roddenberry :)
[04:04:48] * Bytram only visited reddit a coupla times
[04:05:09] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: troi's mom -- on the show or IRL
[04:05:15] <mrcoolbp> lol
[04:05:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly @yournick: here or similar. too much trouble to search every word against the user db.
[04:05:30] <mrcoolbp> i think IRL bytram
[04:05:35] <Bytram> kewel
[04:05:55] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: @yournick is already a convention, sounds logical
[04:06:20] <Bytram> yournick, I hardly knew ya.
[04:06:51] <mrcoolbp> I think we looked into the new comment highlighting but it was hard 'cause perl' or something
[04:06:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Damn, I loved Majel Roddenberry
[04:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, we have spaces in nicks, gotta have both start and end.
[04:07:02] <mrcoolbp> damn
[04:07:12] <mrcoolbp> maybe {your nick} then
[04:07:15] <Ethanol-fueled> She was hotter than Deanna in many ways.
[04:07:25] <chromas> [[wikilinks]]
[04:07:28] <exec> 13wiki: get_text=section not found
[04:07:31] <arti> http://bigstory.ap.org
[04:07:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 032 deadly shootings within hours in Copenhagen; 5 wounded
[04:07:37] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: menopause?
[04:07:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be but @your nick: already links to your user page. i really don't care what the style is but shurg
[04:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, you ain't wrong
[04:08:36] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: it already links to your userpage? Cool, could we just tie the notification into that code?
[04:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i was thinking
[04:09:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram - Women going into and in menopause are better in a lot of ways.
[04:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, plus she looked pretty damn hot in that old blue nurse's uniform
[04:10:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Even back then Buzzard, she dressed more moderately than Troi, until Troi wore the proper "non-cleavage" unitofmr.
[04:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. slut it up if ya like, just don't expect anyone to think ya gots class if ya do.
[04:11:58] <mrcoolbp> well said.
[04:12:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Lwaxanna Troi was a more refined slut. She slutted with her personality and class rather than having a plunging neckline and re-re-restating the obvious.
[04:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[04:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> like miss kitty on gunsmoke
[04:14:08] * SpallsHurgenson wakes up, "Kitty?"
[04:15:17] <Bytram> yeah, she'll scratch your eye's out.
[04:15:24] <Bytram> oh, wait. that was a commercial.
[04:15:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> kitty not kitteh
[04:15:28] <Bytram> LOL!
[04:18:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck, the world's gonna end. i just modded Ethanol-fueled Insightful
[04:18:43] * SpallsHurgenson moves the doomsday clock ahead 1 minute
[04:19:26] * JamesNZ starts praying fervently
[04:20:27] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: his karma is always at 50 when I check it
[04:20:33] <mrcoolbp> guy's crafty for sure
[04:20:40] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp: it's at 39 now.
[04:20:41] * mrcoolbp winks at Ethanol-fueled
[04:20:50] <mrcoolbp> Eth: what did you do!?
[04:20:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, karma's easy
[04:20:58] * mrcoolbp checks his comment history
[04:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> he got a spam hit
[04:21:10] <Ethanol-fueled> spam mod. interesting challenge.
[04:21:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... dunno that i could really justify accepting that challenge.
[04:21:42] <Ethanol-fueled> (thanks, Buzzard)
[04:22:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's one thing to get in a flame war and shout down folks who are plainly wrong but spam from a staff member would be disturbing to my brain, specially after i'm the one who wrote the bloody mod into existence.
[04:22:54] <mrcoolbp> oh yeah, I saw that one, I almost un-spammed it
[04:22:58] <mrcoolbp> prolly shoulda
[04:23:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Dont undo my spam mod.
[04:23:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj was of the same opinion. i thought it rated close enough to a GNAA post that i let it pass.
[04:23:38] <Ethanol-fueled> spam mods are the WMD of the site. They need vetting.
[04:24:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Not mine though :)
[04:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, we got a new spam listing page now what pj wrote.
[04:24:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno where yet, somewhere under Security
[04:25:20] <mrcoolbp> you meam this ? https://soylentnews.org
[04:25:20] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03302 Moved ( https://soylentnews.org )
[04:25:36] <mrcoolbp> s/meam/mean/
[04:25:36] <sedctl> <mrcoolbp> you mean this ? https://soylentnews.org
[04:26:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, guys, I'm drunk now.
[04:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thas the one
[04:27:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Managers Bunk Down at US Refineries During Strike Amid Safety Concerns - http://sylnt.us - you-made-your-bed...
[04:28:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Those links are redundant as fuck, bastards.
[04:28:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i'm goin to bed soon so either .kick yourself when you need it or ask one of these other guys to do it.
[04:28:52] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm pretty sure somebody else will.
[04:28:56] <SpallsHurgenson> god its cold
[04:29:08] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: meh, I can if he starts posting self-dick-pics again
[04:29:20] * mrcoolbp winks at Ethanol-fuled again
[04:29:30] <Ethanol-fueled> whats wrong with that, mister cool bp?
[04:29:36] <paulej72> now you arrosed him
[04:29:40] <Ethanol-fueled> it's a body part, like an arm or a leg.
[04:29:58] <paulej72> just much much shorter
[04:30:00] <mrcoolbp> I'd prefer no dic pics
[04:30:09] <Ethanol-fueled> you all need to move into post-ashamism.
[04:30:09] <mrcoolbp> but I'm not banhammer crazy tonight
[04:31:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> send em to that @nero guy on twitter. the anti-gamergate folks did that to him one night en-masse (stole that too, suck it frenchies) without paying enough attention to know he's gay.
[04:31:17] <arti> well just take pictures of part of it, rotate it perphaps, so they have to stare at it awhile to understand.
[04:31:29] <mrcoolbp> arti lol
[04:32:01] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, if you all want to see my average un*********** C*** I would be more than happy to s*** Y** A**
[04:32:08] <paulej72> photoshop it to make it longer and thicker
[04:32:09] <arti> i see plenty online already
[04:32:21] <arti> i have a nice collection going for christmas party photos
[04:32:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, ef's pecker or arti's ass?
[04:32:44] <arti> whatever you want to think about bub
[04:32:53] <paulej72> well if we got both …
[04:32:57] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: both. make it a mashup
[04:32:59] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley, you would probably like the video of when I t***** the cigarette into my f*******
[04:33:02] <arti> mash up.
[04:33:19] <arti> oh what works really good is bleeping out words beginning with F
[04:33:22] <arti> like foot
[04:33:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, last time i did that, the bud of mine in the picture swore vengeance upon my bloodline
[04:33:41] <arti> i'm going to put my f-BLEEP in your ass
[04:33:43] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: you are clearly not drunk yet, you are being thoughtful enough to censor stuff.
[04:33:54] <arti> bleep the whole thing and it's even better
[04:34:00] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: post as AC :)
[04:34:06] <arti> Assassin's Creed
[04:34:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> which one? i like the pirate one.
[04:34:21] <arti> that's my favorite one
[04:34:39] <arti> game idea: use the tiles they've made for the world and hook 'em up to something procedural so you get more to explore
[04:34:40] <chromas> arti: sometimes the beep is short enough it sounds like the vowel they're covering up
[04:34:41] <arti> and more ships
[04:34:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> man now i wanna reboot n go pillage some shat
[04:34:44] <arti> and coop.
[04:34:52] <arti> that's all i'd want
[04:34:55] <arti> well to begin
[04:35:02] <arti> i'd like an economy setup too
[04:35:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[04:35:19] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, then let me explain - it was three of us sitting around. I had asked the other two if they wanted a smoke and they declined. I moved my video recording phone downward to reveal a cigarette tucked into my uncircumcized head.
[04:35:21] <arti> need your shit repaired? need places with timber, shortage of supplies means prices go up.
[04:35:44] <arti> apparently Rogue has more ship stuff in it
[04:35:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i played one or two like that. don't remember the names though.
[04:35:58] <arti> not sure of the quality though, blackflag had enough variety to keep me busy for awhile
[04:36:09] <SirFinkus> I think they changed oatis's recipe, might as well kill myself
[04:36:25] * arti misses his crew
[04:36:30] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: how's school goin' ?
[04:36:35] * SpallsHurgenson sings sea shanties
[04:36:36] <SirFinkus> it's just not the same
[04:36:46] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp - school sucks, doing well, hating it.
[04:36:57] <mrcoolbp> are you CS?
[04:36:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> shanties in black flag pwned
[04:37:03] <mrcoolbp> ^
[04:37:14] <arti> http://assassinscreed.wikia.com
[04:37:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Sea shanties - The Assassin's Creed Wiki - Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed II, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, walkthroughs and more!
[04:37:20] <arti> dat title
[04:37:23] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard I always skipped to the good shanties
[04:37:25] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah, except I'm taking Internet Programming now, and seeing the ugly parts too soon.
[04:37:27] <arti> SEOSEOSEOSEO
[04:37:42] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: how much you got left?
[04:37:50] <Ethanol-fueled> 1.5 weeks./
[04:37:51] <arti> Running down to Cuba~
[04:38:11] <SpallsHurgenson> Oh Billy Reilly Oh!
[04:38:14] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: 1.5 and done?
[04:38:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Doing Database and Data structures next.
[04:38:21] <arti> for why?
[04:38:29] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, I'll be done summer of next year,.
[04:38:30] <SpallsHurgenson> although I always preferred the tavern songs
[04:38:38] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: not bad
[04:38:39] <arti> dude, i want to own more islands.
[04:38:50] <arti> need gameception.
[04:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> i went n snagged the shanties soundtrack n play em just because
[04:38:51] <mrcoolbp> arti: how many do you own?
[04:38:55] <SpallsHurgenson> marry Larry Ellison :)
[04:39:02] <arti> in minecraft? several, in blackflag. 1.
[04:39:14] <mrcoolbp> oh, I was thinking IRL
[04:39:15] <mrcoolbp> = (
[04:39:30] <arti> i'd be busy bartering for beef.
[04:39:37] <arti> fuck eating fish all day everyday
[04:40:05] <arti> "hmm... if i cut down some more of these precious trees, i can grow grass... to raise cattle on..."
[04:40:43] <SpallsHurgenson> slash'n'burn, it's the McDonalds way!
[04:41:03] <Ethanol-fueled> McDonalds makes you shit. Who eats McDonald's anymore?
[04:41:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Warm farts.
[04:41:15] <arti> lol
[04:41:15] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[04:41:25] * arti thought it was funnier with Worm
[04:41:45] <arti> idk, i don't eat there very frequently, i'm a slut for the $1 chicken sammich
[04:41:59] <arti> ridiculous how many calories you can pile up with junkfood.
[04:41:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i eat mcdonalds every now and then just so my digestive system doesn't turn into a pansy
[04:42:09] <mrcoolbp> lol
[04:42:28] <SirFinkus> 100% of food makes you shit
[04:42:40] <arti> it's food for other creatures
[04:42:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, in admitting that, you've admitted that you're Goatse status now.
[04:42:45] <arti> i enjoy alcohol too
[04:42:53] <arti> mmmm yeast dump
[04:43:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'like vegans getting sick if there's beef broth in the soup. wtf is up with that? you may not like it but if your system is so fucked up it thinks broth is poison you're not doing yourself any fucking favors.
[04:43:45] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, I could use some nice hot soup right now.
[04:43:54] <arti> i think it was more about indians eating beef unknowingly
[04:43:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard - vegans don't get sick from the beef broth until you tell 'em it's beef broth ;)
[04:44:10] * arti recalls working with an indian chick whom accompanied us to a chinese restaurant
[04:44:17] <arti> she got something sans meat
[04:44:23] <arti> was grubbing down "this is so good"
[04:44:28] <arti> finds a piece of meat in it
[04:44:37] <arti> lol, they just picked it out
[04:45:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'cause meat is murder and murder is fucking tasty
[04:45:04] <SirFinkus> meat is like, the best thing
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[04:45:14] <arti> murder requires humans.
[04:45:20] <SpallsHurgenson> I like Chinese takeout. Kitty is tasty :)
[04:45:28] <arti> i don't do much take out
[04:45:36] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, I could go for some nice hot chinese takeout now
[04:46:05] <arti> my guilty pleasure is freezer food.
[04:46:15] <arti> like pasta meals for two status
[04:46:16] * Ethanol-fueled had beefsteak, hamsteak, and pefectly-cooked eggs for breakfast this morning.
[04:46:27] <arti> "whelp i'm not making anything tonight.......unless."
[04:46:40] <SpallsHurgenson> don't eat the baking soda, people look at you weird when you do it :)
[04:46:42] <arti> the pioneer woman has some great recipes
[04:46:42] <Ethanol-fueled> poke the yolks and they run all over the place.
[04:46:54] <arti> baking soda + ice cream = bread
[04:47:00] <SirFinkus> nobody except me gets my eggs right
[04:47:11] <arti> fertilized?
[04:47:13] <SirFinkus> I never liked eggs as a kid since my dad always cooked them to fuck
[04:47:25] <arti> overeasy?
[04:47:40] <SirFinkus> I like the yolk a little bit done
[04:47:41] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I could go for some hot scrambled eggs right about now
[04:47:54] <arti> just depends on my mood. sometimes fried, sometimes scrambled, other times omlette
[04:48:15] <arti> i mainly look forward to bacon
[04:48:15] <SirFinkus> as far as scrambled goes, you keep stirring as they cook so you get a really creamy texture
[04:48:20] <SirFinkus> and eat that on toast
[04:48:21] <arti> "what do i want with my bacon today..."
[04:48:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, i just started to type something but completely forgot what. might be a clue it's bedtime.
[04:48:31] <SirFinkus> like, a yogurt texture
[04:48:33] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I sure could go for some hot crispy bacon right about now
[04:48:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, bacon is awesome.
[04:48:43] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: yes stirring is important, but you need to keep the heat low and not overcook them too
[04:48:44] <arti> later TheMightyBuzzard, enjoy your dreams of blackflag n eggs.
[04:48:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[04:49:01] <SirFinkus> also: absurd amounts of butter
[04:49:14] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: and fishing
[04:49:14] <arti> Yo ho ho and a cup full o'egg
[04:49:29] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: butter is key
[04:49:34] <mrcoolbp> in most cooking
[04:49:34] <SirFinkus> butter is almost as good as meat
[04:49:40] <Ethanol-fueled> butter?
[04:49:43] <mrcoolbp> butter.
[04:49:45] <arti> have you tried foi gras?
[04:49:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I could go for some hot toast right about now
[04:49:49] <SirFinkus> butter and salt
[04:49:50] <arti> it's meat butter.
[04:49:51] <mrcoolbp> arti: not yet
[04:49:55] <mrcoolbp> can't wait
[04:49:56] <Ethanol-fueled> drag olive oil.
[04:50:01] <SirFinkus> nope, but I'd try it
[04:50:05] <mrcoolbp> arti: have you tried real fresh truffles?
[04:50:06] <SirFinkus> olive oil is good with some things
[04:50:19] <arti> if you have a chance it's really good, like a pate
[04:50:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet zombie jesus, just bit into a valentine candy n bout chipped a tooth. who the fuck puts hard candy under chocolate?!
[04:50:30] <SirFinkus> too rich for my wallet
[04:50:31] <arti> pâté
[04:50:39] <Ethanol-fueled> try getting blown in a tent that everybody else can see in.
[04:50:43] <arti> i have not tried really fresh truffles, but i like the flavor
[04:50:45] <mrcoolbp> arti: huge dissapointment. = (
[04:50:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, been there, done that, got the t-shirt
[04:51:00] * arti prefers the umami truffle burger
[04:51:10] <mrcoolbp> truffle oil is sooooo concentrated, the truffles themselves are super delicate and not very flavorful
[04:51:13] <SirFinkus> oh, MSG is awesome
[04:51:19] <mrcoolbp> meh, it's okay
[04:51:21] <SirFinkus> buy it at asian grocery stores
[04:51:29] <arti> it doens't add any flavor
[04:51:29] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: it's like greasy tho
[04:51:38] <arti> it's just some chemical
[04:51:47] <SirFinkus> sure it does
[04:51:48] * TheMightyBuzzard is gonna find russell stover tomorrow and beat his ass
[04:51:50] <arti> you want MSG, go wolf down some doritos
[04:51:51] <mrcoolbp> gives your mouth that greasy feeling, it makes things taste better for sure
[04:51:55] <mrcoolbp> tho
[04:51:56] <SirFinkus> it's like salt
[04:52:01] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[04:52:04] <SirFinkus> it enhances flavor
[04:52:04] <mrcoolbp> meat-salt
[04:52:12] <SirFinkus> makes things taste meaty
[04:52:22] <mrcoolbp> mono-sodium-glutamate, it's meat salt
[04:52:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck Doritos and FUck Taco Bell.
[04:52:24] <arti> if you're coating meat in sauce it's probably not good meat
[04:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, that's homophobic
[04:52:50] <SirFinkus> msg isn't sauce though, it comes in a salt-shaker thing
[04:52:53] <arti> lol
[04:52:54] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[04:53:01] <arti> i don't have a fear of faggots
[04:53:04] <SirFinkus> die of cuntrot ciri
[04:53:09] <arti> i think they're incredibly amusing
[04:53:09] <mrcoolbp> arti: not true, sauce adds moisture that is basically impossible to prevent loss of in cooking (cept for sous-vide or some other techniques)
[04:53:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't call them that arti.
[04:53:18] <mrcoolbp> sauce = good
[04:53:37] <SirFinkus> a good steak needs no sauce, and is better without it imo
[04:53:43] <arti> they call themselves that, i'm just immitating what i see/hear.
[04:53:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, start with a 2-3 inch thick steak. it isn't an issue.
[04:54:00] <Ethanol-fueled> man, when you cook eggs over-easy in a skillet, and that yolk is dribbling over the beefsteak and the hamsteak.
[04:54:07] <SpallsHurgenson> a good steak needs to be 2% this side of charcoal :) :)
[04:54:11] <arti> mop it up with hashbrowns or toast.
[04:54:20] <mrcoolbp> rofl, arti: You know you are out of line if you are being called out by our resident troll for being offensive, I'm going to go ahead and agree with Ethanol-fueled on this one.
[04:55:01] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: I have a sous-vide setup my dad built out of a PID controller, also my wife makes great steak in a pan (with tons of butter ofc)
[04:55:12] <mrcoolbp> we like steak
[04:55:15] <arti> you're being offensive with your sauce shit
[04:55:17] <mrcoolbp> doesn't mean you don't want a saus
[04:55:22] <SirFinkus> steak doesn't even need butter really
[04:55:31] <SirFinkus> assuming it's good steak
[04:55:36] <arti> you probably eat it well done too
[04:55:37] <mrcoolbp> arti: to who? Anti-sauce people?
[04:55:39] <SirFinkus> we just do salt and pepper
[04:55:53] <mrcoolbp> arti: yes, I sous-vide to perfect well done
[04:55:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> bud works out at a cattle feed additive place, we eat much steak. mostly grilled though cause i rock some stripey socks with a grill.
[04:56:02] <arti> dude.
[04:56:07] <arti> you don't know how to eat steak then
[04:56:17] <arti> well done = cooking the crap out of it
[04:56:22] <mrcoolbp> I was joking
[04:56:22] <arti> then slathering it with sauce
[04:56:34] <mrcoolbp> I sous-vide to under med-rare then sear
[04:56:35] <arti> sure you were, cretin.
[04:56:46] <Ethanol-fueled> eating steaks bloody is hipster shit.
[04:56:56] <SirFinkus> I usually go medium
[04:57:10] <SpallsHurgenson> if there is still juice in my steak, toss it back on the fire for another two hours :)
[04:57:18] <chromas> cooking id for hipsters. eat raw
[04:57:20] <arti> eating steaks well done signifies you're someone who doesn't know how to eat.
[04:57:26] <mrcoolbp> ethanol-fueled: not bloody, perfect med-rare is ideal
[04:57:42] <mrcoolbp> I ordered rare at a nice steak house once. Never again.
[04:57:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I want my 16oz steak to be 3oz of blackened carbon before it hits my plate :)
[04:57:47] <SirFinkus> you need a little bit of red in there
[04:57:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I love bloody.
[04:57:50] <arti> "hey there, yeah i'll take your finest steak, well done, extra A1 sauce please"
[04:58:02] <mrcoolbp> arti: yeah, I hate those guys
[04:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> pink in the middle, nice crust on the outside and swimming in juice once you cut it.
[04:58:07] <paulej72> med-rare is my fav
[04:58:27] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: actually if juice pours out when you cut it it wasn't rested properly
[04:58:28] <arti> i totally understand how it happens, you're force fed as a child or that's just how you were raised
[04:58:31] <paulej72> now I’m hungry for steak
[04:58:31] <chromas> Bender: grab TheMightyBuzzard
[04:58:31] <Bender> Added quote 385
[04:58:39] <mrcoolbp> arti: there's more to it then that
[04:58:44] <chromas> Bender: grab arti
[04:58:44] <Bender> Added quote 386
[04:59:00] <arti> mrcoolbp, yeah, or you could be vegan.
[04:59:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I love it bloody. my test of a good steak is how cleanly you bite it aawy from you without chewing gristle.
[04:59:13] <arti> oh dude!
[04:59:26] <arti> !g pacific islander vice obesity rates turkey butt
[04:59:27] <ciri> 173,000 results | Samoans Await The Return Of The Tasty Turkey Tail : The Salt : NPR @ http://www.npr.org | Sela Panapasa: Turkey tails contribute to high obesity rates among ... @ http://www.youtube.com | Samoans Await The Return Of The Tasty Turkey Tail | KUNC @
[04:59:28] <ciri> http://www.kunc.org | A tale of turkey tail: The part of the bird best left uneaten | University .. @ http://www.ns.umich.edu | Op-Ed: 'It's a Time Bomb' " How the Pacific is being fed to death by ... @
[04:59:29] <ciri> http://www.samoanews.com
[04:59:34] <paulej72> i grew up on well done steak, but changed to med-rare once I had one done that way
[04:59:39] <Ethanol-fueled> it could be bloody, it could be medium, but you're not sucking gristle all night for the sake of flavor.
[04:59:51] <mrcoolbp> arti: for example I work with alot of S. American guys, they (tend to, not a rule) prefer their meat more well done. Generally I assume the meat is of a lower quality and conditions aren't quite as good down there so I assume it's actually custom to teach them to cook it to that temp because it's safer.
[05:00:08] <mrcoolbp> same is true of cooking in the US from the 50s etc.
[05:00:21] <arti> just because some people didn't know how to do it
[05:00:37] <SpallsHurgenson> or god forbid some people have different taste :)
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[05:00:42] <chromas> the best way to eat steak is toss it in the microwave oven
[05:00:45] <arti> south america is known for its quality.
[05:01:07] <arti> MAXIMUM OFFENSIVENESS
[05:01:15] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, we're excluding British food here.
[05:01:20] <arti> and the beaches!
[05:01:32] <SirFinku_> British "food"
[05:01:44] <arti> +5 to boiling.
[05:01:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs ^^
[05:02:06] <arti> maybe that's why they took over the world?
[05:02:08] <Ethanol-fueled> British Gyros fresh from Greek Austerity and Nigel Farage's facism.
[05:02:13] <SpallsHurgenson> some of the best breakfasts I ever had were when I lived in England.
[05:02:25] <arti> i love mediterranean food
[05:02:32] <SirFinku_> wait, I just remembered fish and chips
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[05:02:39] <arti> full monty?
[05:02:40] <SirFinku_> apologies to the brits
[05:02:45] SirFinku_ is now known as SirFinkus
[05:02:58] <SpallsHurgenson> some of the worst fish'n'chips I've ever had were when I lived in England :)
[05:03:05] <SirFinkus> SirFinkus's selfishness sullies the task they and their fellow questers were charged with, which brings a great shame upon all the land. You are all punished for their transgression.
[05:03:07] <SirFinkus> HAHAHA
[05:03:08] <SpallsHurgenson> (and they looked at me as if I was nuts for ordering it too :)
[05:03:40] <arti> finkus, if anyone is paired with you, they lose.
[05:03:56] <chromas> that sounds like an insult
[05:04:07] <arti> the question is to whom.
[05:04:19] <SirFinkus> SirFinkus, CoolHand, stderr, and swiss have been chosen by the FSF to quell the riot that has sprung up between Debian-weenies and RedHat-weenies. Quest to end in 0 days, 20:16:11.
[05:04:21] <Ethanol-fueled> hey finkus, lets ditch these losers.
[05:04:42] <SirFinkus> ?
[05:04:44] <arti> for example, muslims don't believe jesus is the son of god. that's blasphemious. nobody loses their head over that.
[05:05:14] <chromas> at least, not anymore
[05:05:31] <SirFinkus> I'm about to afk anyway because top gear is nearly done downloading
[05:05:33] <arti> i think they called that service pack Enlightenment.
[05:05:49] <mrcoolbp> $Seen mattie_p
[05:05:51] <arti> finkus, the tissue and gerbil lotion is in the usual spot. giggidy.
[05:05:54] <mrcoolbp> shit
[05:05:55] <ciri> cow shit, horse shit, dog shit, cat shit. what kind of shit is it?
[05:05:58] <arti> !seen mattie_p
[05:05:59] <ciri> mattie_p (~mattie_p@Soylent/Staff/Editor/mattiep) was last seen quitting from ## 90 days, 6 hours, 40 minutes ago stating (Quit: Leaving).
[05:05:59] * chromas grabs an ax and runs off to preach about geezus
[05:06:03] <mrcoolbp> lol
[05:06:03] <ciri> heh
[05:06:09] <paulej72> !seen mattie_p
[05:06:09] <ciri> mattie_p (~mattie_p@Soylent/Staff/Editor/mattiep) was last seen quitting from ## 90 days, 6 hours, 40 minutes ago stating (Quit: Leaving).
[05:06:11] <arti> !idle
[05:06:11] <ciri> sirecote hasn't said a word for 40301 minutes :/
[05:06:21] <Ethanol-fueled> mattie p was looking for masturbatino fantasies.
[05:06:24] <Ethanol-fueled> in ##
[05:06:45] <arti> let him among us cast the first load, who has not searched for such.
[05:06:52] <Ethanol-fueled> how about this - Donald Duck sucking A DONKEY DICK.
[05:06:52] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[05:07:01] <arti> he doesn't have lips
[05:07:07] <Ethanol-fueled> wanna bet?
[05:07:19] <arti> did you know ducks have crazy things?
[05:07:23] <chromas> but the donkey was surprised when the bill came in
[05:07:37] <arti> http://www.hiyoooo.com
[05:07:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hiyoooo!
[05:08:04] <Ethanol-fueled> donkey dicks.
[05:08:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Hold on, this will blat!
[05:08:29] <arti> blat.
[05:08:33] <arti> mr coinblatt.
[05:08:34] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:08:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Rachel Flowers - Karn Evil 9 Second Impression - solo piano - YouTube
[05:09:06] <arti> looks midwestern.
[05:09:18] <paulej72> !seen xlefay
[05:09:20] <ciri> paulej72, xlefay is right here!
[05:09:37] <paulej72> !last xlefay
[05:09:53] <paulej72> fu ciri
[05:10:15] <arti> what are you trying to do?
[05:10:28] <arti> if you need help i can show you how to cook your steak and enjoy it properly.
[05:10:52] <JamesNZ> School us, arti!
[05:10:52] <paulej72> the command to give the last message from a user
[05:11:13] <chromas> ~last xlefay
[05:11:23] <arti> we'd need a more fancy seen script for that.
[05:11:25] <paulej72> ~last xlefay
[05:11:31] <chromas> (the parsing begins)
[05:11:53] <arti> first you'll need to prepare a pan. steaks cooked in a pan are the best.
[05:11:55] <mrcoolbp> rofl
[05:11:55] <ciri> hehehe
[05:11:57] <arti> next is A1 sauce.
[05:12:10] <arti> this will seal in the flavor.
[05:12:11] <chromas> toss it out the window?
[05:12:25] <chromas> $seen xlefay
[05:12:25] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick xlefay, sorry.
[05:12:34] <arti> :|
[05:12:35] <mrcoolbp> oh boy
[05:12:52] * mrcoolbp learns aqu4 a what-for
[05:13:01] <SirFinkus> top gear is done, out
[05:13:10] <chromas> exec should reply in a couple hours
[05:13:12] <arti> RAUS!
[05:13:30] <arti> best investment recently, clementine oranges.
[05:13:31] <chromas> or maybe it died
[05:13:51] <arti> btw if we get lonely i'll hash up a konomi script
[05:13:57] <arti> !wwks
[05:14:00] <mrcoolbp> chromas haha
[05:14:47] <SpallsHurgenson> that's easy: "nograb"
[05:15:01] <arti> is that some kind of islamic garment?
[05:15:12] <chromas> arti: will it drop links to random I'm-a-girl manga?
[05:15:21] <arti> or any other fantasy
[05:15:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote konomi
[05:15:25] <Bender> Quote 103 - <konomi> computers won't replace paper cause 0s and 1s are easier to forge
[05:15:29] <Bender> Also in quotes: 300, 317
[05:15:57] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[05:15:58] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[05:16:01] <paulej72> I saw her log in the other day from both her comp and lappy
[05:16:07] <arti> !seen konomi
[05:16:09] <ciri> I found 2 matches to your query (sorted): KonomiNetbook Konomi. KonomiNetbook (~Konomi@Soylent/Users/189/Konomi) was last seen parting #soylent 14 days, 18 hours, 1 minute ago stating "{}".
[05:16:16] <chromas> still connected
[05:16:20] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-09-02 08:16:21] I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[05:16:21] <chromas> just not in a channel
[05:16:28] <arti> my offer still stands.
[05:16:36] <chromas> go for it
[05:16:50] <SirFinkus> I really wish we'd move away from such terms as "girl" and "boy", all it does is exclude people
[05:16:51] <chromas> name it konami. nobody's made that joke yet
[05:16:58] * arti lols
[05:17:08] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[05:17:10] <arti> finkus, go watch your stuff
[05:17:13] <SirFinkus> nsfw
[05:17:30] <arti> you know who is saying that crap
[05:17:31] <arti> other women
[05:17:36] <arti> women are the biggest bitches to other women
[05:17:47] <arti> watch their eyes next time you have a date, it goes hair, ass, shoes, ass.
[05:17:49] <chromas> true
[05:18:21] <arti> also, 50 shades of domestic abuse, written by women for women.
[05:18:27] <mrcoolbp> hah
[05:18:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> guys are simpler
[05:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> meet another guy and it's something like this: does he have beer? if so, will he share it?
[05:19:01] <arti> selling like hotcakes, seems like women are lapping that crap up, secretly yearning for some rich powerful guy.
[05:19:19] <mrcoolbp> TMB: too true, we are simple creatures
[05:19:33] <mrcoolbp> wow #soylent is poppin' tonight
[05:19:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> id ftw baby
[05:19:44] <arti> ftw?
[05:19:48] <arti> for the win
[05:19:55] <chromas> id?
[05:19:59] <arti> ego?
[05:20:09] <SpallsHurgenson> good god... I have heat! in the house! I feel so... CIVILIZED!
[05:20:15] <mrcoolbp> for the Windows
[05:20:36] <mrcoolbp> Spalls: now kindly leave you 1% er you
[05:20:37] <arti> finkus, you should scope out the site called jezebel.com
[05:20:42] <arti> i think you'll enjoy it
[05:21:00] <chromas> :D
[05:21:47] <SirFinkus> lol
[05:22:32] <mrcoolbp> = )
[05:23:32] * JamesNZ confiscates SpallsHurgenson's heat
[05:23:42] <arti> use it to cook your steak
[05:24:00] <JamesNZ> Mmmm, yes.
[05:24:09] <arti> in the future when humanity is living in orbit around the earth, it along with ice will be important.
[05:25:09] * mrcoolbp looks at his banhammer sitting all lonely and just ignores it tonight
[05:25:28] * SpallsHurgenson curses a blue streak
[05:25:29] <arti> thor.
[05:25:34] <ar> oh, Blindsight is available under CC
[05:25:45] <ar> moin
[05:25:49] * SpallsHurgenson makes rude insinuations about the various sexual proclivities of the channel's members
[05:25:55] <mrcoolbp> arti: yeah I want *his* banhammer
[05:26:00] * SpallsHurgenson praises systemd
[05:26:03] <arti> that'd be sweet
[05:26:12] * mrcoolbp kicks spalls in the spalls
[05:26:16] <arti> "everything becomes a nail"
[05:26:23] <ar> SpallsHurgenson: you're fueled by alcohol? ;)
[05:26:35] * JamesNZ libels SpallsHurgenson in revenge
[05:26:41] <mrcoolbp> arti: yup
[05:26:42] <JamesNZ> epoch++
[05:26:42] <Bender> karma - epoch: 11
[05:26:48] <arti> 2600++
[05:26:48] <Bender> karma - 2600: 2
[05:26:56] <SpallsHurgenson> whoa... I can feel my fingers!
[05:26:59] <arti> maybe i'll go to the next meetup
[05:27:22] <mrcoolbp> Spalls: soon your brain will start working at a below avg acapacity too, so you have that to look forward too
[05:27:31] <mrcoolbp> s/too/to/
[05:27:31] <sedctl> <mrcoolbp> soon your brain will start working at a below avg acapacity to, so you have that to look forward too
[05:27:38] <mrcoolbp> = (
[05:27:53] <arti> culling the herd, removing the weak braincells.
[05:28:03] <arti> also for faster recovery look into l-theanine
[05:29:09] <arti> fucking cats boning
[05:29:10] <arti> brb
[05:31:00] <paulej72> well thatususally what fucking things are doing: boning
[05:31:07] <mrcoolbp> lol
[05:31:07] <ciri> hehehe
[05:31:34] <arti> most of us don't do that shit outside someone's window
[05:32:01] <chromas> most of us aren't cats
[05:32:05] <chromas> …are we?
[05:32:12] <SpallsHurgenson> mraow!
[05:32:17] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean no
[05:44:44] <JamesNZ> On the internet, no one knows you're SpallsHurgenson's kitty.
[05:45:51] * SpallsHurgenson wakes up, "Kitteh?"
[05:45:51] <arti> nice pg reference there
[05:45:56] <paulej72> it could have been worse, it could have been a cat fight
[05:46:11] <arti> i kinda like watching those
[05:48:34] <SpallsHurgenson> those? you mean the naughty felines?
[05:48:54] <arti> ladies fighting
[05:49:14] <arti> youtube is full of the phenomena
[05:49:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm more a make-love, not war sorta person :)
[05:49:49] <arti> that's fine, you just rely on others for that :D
[05:50:07] * arti likes the #rekt things
[05:50:46] <SpallsHurgenson> (I think my blood is flowing again)
[05:51:14] <Bytram> ~uid
[05:51:16] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5067, owned by Phate
[05:51:26] * Bytram won't tempt phate
[05:51:58] <JamesNZ> Classy.
[05:52:35] <arti> or P hate.
[05:58:55] -!- SpallsHurgenson has quit [Quit: warm now; sleepy time!]
[06:01:50] <mrcoolbp> arti: so when are you coming out to Boston? I have plenty of snow you can shovel if ya want.
[06:04:26] <arti> i moved away from that crap.
[06:04:53] <arti> aren't you involved in snowception?
[06:04:59] <arti> "more storms!"
[06:05:32] <arti> i love telling tales of studded tires to people out there
[06:05:34] <arti> here
[06:13:09] <mrcoolbp> dude, shit's rediculous 'round here
[06:13:34] <arti> it's been summer out here
[06:13:51] <arti> giving oz a run for its money
[06:15:31] <arti> http://mentalfloss.com
[06:15:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Who Originally Said "I'm Not A Doctor, But I Play One on TV"? | Mental Floss
[06:16:14] <mrcoolbp> arti: this was just before the most recent *foot* of snow we got (yesterday/today)
[06:16:14] <mrcoolbp> http://imgur.com
[06:16:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Imgur
[06:19:05] <arti> ridiculous
[06:19:09] <ar> The winter here this year is snowless
[06:19:26] * mrcoolbp kicks ar
[06:20:46] <mrcoolbp> I don't mind shoveling, but dangit I'm really running out of places to put the stuff
[06:21:19] <mrcoolbp> also it's -4 F (-27 F windchill) right now
[06:21:21] <mrcoolbp> no bueno
[06:21:27] <mrcoolbp> ~weather mrcoolbp
[06:21:28] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 5°F / -15°C, blowing snow, humidity 89% - Monday partly cloudy (3°F-23°F / -16°C--5°C), Tuesday chance of snow (14°F-21°F / -10°C--6°C), Wednesday chance of snow (7°F-30°F / -14°C--1°C), Thursday partly cloudy (-8°F-18°F / -22°C--8°C)
[06:21:40] <mrcoolbp> oh great more snow tues
[06:21:43] * mrcoolbp kills self
[06:21:58] <arti> put it in the neighbor's yard.
[06:22:10] <mrcoolbp> arti, no room there either
[06:22:24] * mrcoolbp can't throw snow more than 8 ft high, he tried
[06:22:25] <arti> have politicans yell at it
[06:22:31] <mrcoolbp> oh good idea
[06:22:34] * mrcoolbp looks some up
[06:22:40] <arti> couldn't you melt it?
[06:22:40] * mrcoolbp runs in horror
[06:22:44] <arti> make a nice ice... evil
[06:22:53] <mrcoolbp> arti: have a flamethrower handy?
[06:25:03] <ar> ~weather
[06:25:05] <exec> 03Warsaw, Poland - currently 1°C, mostly cloudy, humidity 66% - Monday partly cloudy (-4°C-1°C), Tuesday clear (-3°C-3°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (1°C-6°C), Thursday cloudy (-1°C-6°C)
[06:25:12] <mrcoolbp> arti: you need some serious BTUs to melt snow in -4 degrees
[06:26:10] <arti> can you sprinkle ash over it all so light does the rest?
[06:26:14] <arti> works on glaciers
[06:26:38] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[06:26:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Spaceballs Hair Dryer Scene - YouTube
[06:33:23] <Subsentient> Building a kernel for my tiny pocket sized Epoch distro :^D
[06:40:37] <arti> maybe you can compile it on mrcoolbp's machine, he needs the heat.
[06:41:14] * mrcoolbp will donate CPU cycles for heat
[06:42:06] <mrcoolbp> arti: it's my industrial strength hair dryer, and I absollutely need it!
[06:42:14] <mrcoolbp> or something like that
[06:42:22] <mrcoolbp> oh "I can't live without it"
[06:44:05] <mrcoolbp> gonna head to ZZZ land, catch you fools later
[06:45:02] <ar> you mean "zzzz", like in Word97?
[06:59:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A NYC Cop is Charged for the Fatal Shooting of an Unarmed Black Man - http://sylnt.us - deviation-from-established-trend
[07:05:45] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:05:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1074
[07:05:46] <crutchy> ++coffee
[07:05:46] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 270
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[07:23:06] <crutchy> what fuckwits keep voting john mccain into office? seriously, arizona would be better represented by a chimpanzee
[07:26:41] * chromas blames aqu4
[07:29:18] <crutchy> aqu4 for president!
[07:31:06] <chromas> There would be plenty of burritos going around, but at least politicians would be kept in line with random godzilla romps
[07:33:22] <crutchy> and everyone would be drunk on $beer
[07:35:29] <crutchy> looks like i missed a bit of action today
[07:49:47] <Subsentient> crutchy: crutchy crutchy: got a VM?
[07:50:09] <crutchy> is that a model of european car?
[07:50:32] <crutchy> will a virtual vagina do the trick?
[07:50:39] <Subsentient> crutchy: No.
[07:50:41] <Subsentient> crutchy: http://universe2.us
[07:50:50] <Subsentient> 20MB of glory
[07:51:02] <crutchy> i'll chuck it on a new virtual vagina
[07:51:11] <Subsentient> $burrito chromas
[07:51:12] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at chromas
[07:52:42] <crutchy> downloading...
[07:54:22] <Subsentient> crutchy: Powered by Epoch. It's a ramdisk system that runs in 64MB of RAM on an i586 and has many rescue/repair utilities.
[07:54:57] <crutchy> mkay. i'm sure i'll figure out a way to stuff it up :p
[07:55:00] * chromas gets a 111 connection refused
[07:55:31] <crutchy> try again in 30 sec
[07:56:00] <chromas> Subsentient: does it use suckless utils?
[07:56:21] <Subsentient> chromas: Busybox.
[07:57:12] <chromas> http://git.suckless.org
[07:57:12] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03sbase - suckless unix tools
[07:57:28] <chromas> "The complement of sbase is ubase[1] which is Linux-specific and provides all the non-portable tools. Together they are intended to form a base system similar to busybox but much smaller and suckless."
[07:57:42] <crutchy> Subsentient, is it 32 bit?
[07:57:50] <Subsentient> crutchy: yes
[07:57:57] <chromas> ooh, there's een sbase-box
[07:58:42] <crutchy> booting for first time now
[07:59:59] <crutchy> hmm. root pwd?
[08:00:17] <crutchy> ah cra[p
[08:00:40] <arti> http://imgur.com
[08:00:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hungry Hungry Hippos - GIF on Imgur
[08:01:05] <Subsentient> crutchy: no root password
[08:01:08] <Subsentient> just type root
[08:04:16] <crutchy> http://picpaste.com
[08:04:45] <crutchy> the ^\ thingys were just me trying to grab a screen capture
[08:05:00] <arti> this isn't a funny image.
[08:05:02] <Subsentient> crutchy: Ot
[08:05:03] <arti> crutchy--
[08:05:03] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 130
[08:05:08] <Subsentient> this is not supposed to happen
[08:05:12] <Subsentient> O.o
[08:05:19] <Subsentient> crutchy: do ps -A | grep getty
[08:05:24] <arti> sounds like an ancient programmer mantra
[08:05:35] <crutchy> Subsentient is coming onto me o.0
[08:05:49] <arti> solution, tissue.
[08:05:57] <arti> maybe he likes aussie tissue :D
[08:06:31] <Subsentient> crutchy: How much RAM did you give it?
[08:06:40] <crutchy> 256MB
[08:07:02] <crutchy> keeps coming up with the getty warning every minute or so
[08:07:13] <crutchy> the ps command only returned the ps command
[08:07:23] <Subsentient> that means the getty is dying for some reason
[08:07:25] <Subsentient> dafuq
[08:07:33] <Subsentient> crutchy: what VM you using?
[08:07:34] <crutchy> i borked it :(
[08:07:35] <chromas> type systemctl default
[08:07:38] <chromas> :D
[08:07:41] <crutchy> virtualbox
[08:07:55] <Subsentient> crutchy: I run it in Vbox and QEMU and it runs fine. :^|
[08:07:56] <crutchy> 4.2.16
[08:08:12] <crutchy> maybe its running upside down here :p
[08:08:50] <chromas> different cpu?
[08:09:52] <crutchy> wtf is qemu? sounds like gas from a female orifice
[08:10:31] <crutchy> 1 cpu core on an intel i5
[08:11:17] <crutchy> hmm. now the real tests: can i watch pr0nz and will it run gedit
[08:12:21] <crutchy> pretty sweet Subsentient
[08:12:47] <crutchy> i like the idea of a small distro without the cruft that can be built up from
[08:13:14] <crutchy> there are a few (like dsl) but cos i'm lazy i never bothered to look into them much
[08:13:16] <Subsentient> crutchy: it's a tiny little emulator I like to use.
[08:13:56] <crutchy> maybe submit it as a SN story
[08:14:45] <crutchy> Extra! Extra! New Linux distro that is completely systemd-free!!
[08:15:15] <crutchy> Comes with punch and pie
[08:17:50] <crutchy> from the some-dogs-are-brown dept.
[08:39:17] <ar> hm
[08:39:24] <ar> my gentoo is systemd free
[08:40:46] <arti> my freebsd is system free
[08:40:48] <arti> http://imgur.com
[09:01:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feds Visit SpiderOak and Leave Empty-Handed - http://sylnt.us - can't-crack-this-nut
[09:02:30] <chromas> :( poor feds. They work so hard to break the law
[09:09:28] <SirFinkus> could be a good old fashioned warrant
[09:09:38] * SirFinkus is a wishful thinker
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[09:39:37] <crutchy> wholly carp
[09:40:10] <crutchy> eth got a +5 insightful
[09:40:12] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[09:40:13] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN comment by Ethanol-fueled (2792)
[09:40:50] <crutchy> smart ass :p
[09:41:26] <crutchy> "Re:A Realist? (6129-145469, Comment already at limit)" :(
[09:50:43] <chromas> What's that last part?
[09:59:32] <crutchy> ke?
[09:59:53] <chromas> The comment already at limit part
[10:00:05] <chromas> Didn't see that on the site
[10:01:23] <crutchy> oh that was when i tried to mod e-f's comment up
[10:01:39] <crutchy> it was already at +5 so slash told me to fuck off
[11:02:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Accessibility of Web Video Classes - http://sylnt.us - I-CAN'T-HEAR-YOU-YOU-INSENSITIVE-CLOD!
[11:11:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ffee++
[11:11:18] <Bender> karma - ffee: 1
[11:11:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> no no no
[11:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:11:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1075
[11:11:44] * TheMightyBuzzard definitely needs some this morning
[11:12:35] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:12:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1076
[11:12:35] <crutchy> ++coffee
[11:12:35] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 271
[11:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> quick, i'll move the pot and hold my mouth under the machine, you make it go
[11:15:03] <chromas> http://youtu.be
[11:15:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Sarah Silverman Program 02x12 - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:15:07] <crutchy> i already had my monday morning. i aint going back there
[11:16:00] <chromas> Sounds like somebody has a case of the mondays
[11:17:27] * crutchy plays a once popular bangles tune
[11:18:20] <crutchy> nah just kidding
[11:18:22] <crutchy> listening: https://www.youtube.com
[11:18:23] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SKRILLEX + ALVIN RISK - TRY IT OUT (NEON MIX) - YouTube
[11:18:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> is it monday? is a holiday of some kind here so i didn't notice
[11:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, washington's birthday and national douchebag day
[11:21:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:21:38] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Bangles - Manic Monday (original video) - YouTube
[11:21:43] <chromas> I have a day?
[11:22:21] <crutchy> no, aqu4 does :p
[11:22:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, no, you're an amateur douchebag. today's for the professional ones what have lived at 1600 pennsylvania avenue in dc
[11:22:32] <crutchy> aqu4 for prez!
[11:22:43] <chromas> Frown
[11:23:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmmm.... coffee good
[11:23:28] <crutchy> chin up chromas. you know where douchebags get to go right?
[11:23:54] <chromas> Washington apparently
[11:24:09] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[11:24:17] <crutchy> hmm. i think i just got pwned
[11:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, dc has a murder rate more than 25x the rate just across the river in arlington, VA.
[11:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i have theory
[11:28:13] <crutchy> people really hate douchebags?
[11:28:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> something in dc causes vision loss for all the people going there to shoot politicians and they end up shooting each other.
[11:29:59] <crutchy> they just get blinded by the stupidity of their intended targets
[11:30:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to be that cause dc used to have wicked strict gun control. if nobody there had guns how could they be the ones doing it?
[11:30:54] * TheMightyBuzzard blames the french
[11:32:04] <crutchy> libs don't seem to understand that concept; from a murderer's perspective, is it better to go kill someone in a place where the target might be able to shoot back, or go somewhere crammed full of defenseless victims
[11:33:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, you notice only one gun murder in the us has been at a gun range. most of em are at schools where the gun control lives.
[11:33:34] <crutchy> even chicago
[11:33:38] <crutchy> gun free zone
[11:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to be, got overturned
[11:34:01] <crutchy> ah
[11:34:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> scotus told em "fuck no, 2a bitches" recently
[11:34:58] <crutchy> now all da bruddas gotta move
[11:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> chi-town n such have really gone downhill lately though
[11:35:37] <crutchy> they prolly just use knives and swords
[11:35:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> back 20 years ago i went up there on a job and ended getting taken around partying by a gang. even gave me a pair of gang color shoes to wear.
[11:36:07] <crutchy> there was a problem with asians and swords in inner melbourne a while back. not sure if it still happens
[11:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> really? that's pretty awesome.
[11:36:51] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes his swords and ponders if they need to make the move with him
[11:36:54] <crutchy> cops prolly stamped down on it. curfews and stuff
[11:37:09] <crutchy> cops here take on bikie gangs
[11:37:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> cops here mostly leave em alone. they ain't stupid.
[11:37:37] <crutchy> they're not as militarized as in the states, but they have a lot of powers
[11:38:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly, mind ya. they do bust up a meth lab they're running now and again.
[11:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of meth labs, man will i be glad to get out of this town
[11:38:52] <crutchy> speaking of meth labs, don't move to a town that's anywhere near a paper mill
[11:39:07] <crutchy> you may as well be on meth
[11:39:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> moving either starting this weekend or two weeks from now
[11:39:22] <crutchy> noice
[11:39:27] <crutchy> looking forward to it?
[11:39:42] <crutchy> oh yeah you already said :p
[11:39:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell yes. folks i went to school with didn't used to steal my fucking fishing poles around this town.
[11:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> they smoked pot and were too chilled to go out stealing.
[11:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> or drank beer and were not up for the walking around at 3am
[11:41:15] <crutchy> pot's prolly getting expensive
[11:41:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> now half of em's on meth and they're up all night with nothing to do and need money for more meth
[11:41:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be, dunno
[11:42:08] <crutchy> apparently ice is (or atleast was) a big problem here. prolly still is
[11:42:16] <crutchy> i dunno what the latest fuckup drug is
[11:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> used to be pot for this state, now it's meth.
[11:43:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i'm against using amphetamines but fuck guys, do that shit in the morning and go to bed at night.
[11:43:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> get some fuckin productivity out of it instead of fucking things up for everyone
[11:45:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, tomorrow early afternoon looks to be sweet fishin weather.
[11:51:54] <juggs> !uid
[11:51:54] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5067, owned by Phate
[11:51:59] <juggs> $uid
[11:52:04] <juggs> ~uid
[11:52:06] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5067, owned by Phate
[11:52:16] <juggs> heh - they agree again :D
[11:52:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly pj's fault
[11:53:29] <crutchy> how we supposed to have bot woars if they both agree
[11:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> make exec spit out ~uid $uid $nick and trigger on "maximum UID"
[12:06:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's all for my grog, my jolly, jolly grog. it's all for my beer and tobacco...
[12:20:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, which one of you lot was talking about having a fair privacy policy example wrote up for someone already?
[12:22:32] <crutchy> dunno. i only know about the one on the wiki
[12:22:46] <crutchy> [[SoylentNews Policy Document|Privacy Policy]]
[12:22:49] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[12:22:49] <exec> 13It is the policy of SoylentNews, in as much as is reasonably possible, to retain the least amount of personally identifiable information about the community's members. Certain items are necessary in the conduction of the site's operation. These include, but are not necessarily restricted to: e-mail address and IP address [what else?]. Reasonable and customary steps are taken to protect that inform...
[12:22:49] <exec> 13http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/SoylentNews_Policy_Document#Privacy_Policy
[12:25:53] <juggs> ~weather
[12:25:55] <exec> 03London, UK - currently 49°F / 9°C, clear, wind S at 14 mph, humidity 89% - Monday rain (35°F-48°F / 2°C-9°C), Tuesday clear (31°F-48°F / -1°C-9°C), Wednesday clear (37°F-51°F / 3°C-11°C), Thursday partly cloudy (43°F-50°F / 6°C-10°C)
[12:26:04] <crutchy> ~link privacy http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[12:26:05] <exec> link set
[12:26:10] <crutchy> ~link privacy
[12:26:12] <exec> └─ privacy => http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[12:26:21] <juggs> neat
[12:27:29] <crutchy> ~link
[12:27:46] <crutchy> hmm. thought there was a way to list linjks
[12:28:07] <crutchy> oh looks like its just a search feature
[12:28:11] <crutchy> ~link priv
[12:28:12] <exec> └─ privacy => http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[12:28:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> what say we give it our best then crowdsource any necessary changes for stuff we missed?
[12:28:59] <crutchy> call to alms!
[12:29:09] <crutchy> for an ex lepper
[12:29:28] <juggs> sounds good to me TheMightyBuzzard
[12:29:49] <crutchy> only problem is our wiki requires login to edit
[12:29:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> come all you losers, you bastards, and freaks, you vagrants and bar-flies down on the streets
[12:30:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah i meant as a story
[12:30:18] <crutchy> ah. scrape the good bits from the comments :D
[12:30:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[12:31:38] <juggs> we should have a collapsed by default section titled "Our Use Of Google Analytics" - which when expanded simply reads "We don't" :D
[12:31:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> maybe slap a link to it in the site slashbox for a week
[12:31:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[12:32:04] <crutchy> or "fuck google analytics... right in the ear!"
[12:33:02] <juggs> interestingly enough, GA terms of use state (or at least used to some years back) that a site must include such a section in their privacy statement if they make use of GA. I believe they actually used to check up too.
[12:34:53] <crutchy> does slashdot and pipedot and ars etc have tou,privacy,copyright,disclaimer statements?
[12:35:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly
[12:35:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> not going to tackle the copyright bit yet
[12:35:52] <juggs> one at a time :D
[12:36:36] <crutchy> so when are we getting a mine budgie, or mine turtle or whatever they're called?
[12:36:46] <crutchy> the NSA-detector
[12:37:04] <crutchy> canary
[12:37:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> copyright'll be easy anyway. "comments/journals're yours but you grant us an unrevokable license to use them as we see fit"
[12:39:05] <crutchy> or "you agree to publish comments/journals under the wtfpl license"
[12:40:00] <juggs> I don't think a warrant canary has ever been proved effective in a court of law. i.e. no-one knows if you can be served an NSL that requires you to maintain said canary
[12:40:38] <crutchy> canary just has to be in a foreign jurisdiction
[12:42:18] <crutchy> or maybe through two foreign jurisdictions just to make it even messier for the bastards :p
[12:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf are they gonna NSL us for? we don't keep ip addresses even cept for pwiki which doesn't correlate them to a username
[12:42:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> most they could get is an email address
[12:43:32] <crutchy> NSL might require you to start logging ip addresses without disclosing the fact?
[12:43:41] <juggs> I presume they could request the ipids and the hashing method used, then brute force the enter IPv4 space, no?
[12:44:01] <juggs> entire*
[12:44:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't believe it can. in any case NSLs are illegal in some jurisdictions right now
[12:44:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, prolly, sure.
[12:44:26] -!- stdhell [stdhell!~pohol@GetOffMyLawn/stderr] has joined #Soylent
[12:44:26] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v stdhell] by juggler
[12:44:52] <juggs> wouldn't take long even with a few gpus I don't suppose if one were so incline
[12:44:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, stdhell
[12:45:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> would if we switch up algorithms
[12:45:30] <juggs> true enough
[12:45:34] <crutchy> sha1e12
[12:45:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> sha256, maybe with a monthly salt
[12:46:08] <Subsentient> crutchy: Second revision of "alpha one" uploading to dropbox now
[12:46:21] * Subsentient actually had to patch busybox to fix a bug
[12:46:29] * Subsentient had to write the patch himself
[12:46:32] <crutchy> roger roger. dingo charlie foxtrot
[12:46:55] <crutchy> dropbox?!
[12:48:05] * crutchy is trying to figure out what the best way to get rid of the little dags under the comments here are: http://news.my.to
[12:48:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Test story title - news.my.to
[12:48:22] <crutchy> *is
[12:49:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you don't like dags?
[12:49:30] <crutchy> oh sure. i like "dags". i like caravans better
[12:49:39] * TheMightyBuzzard grins
[12:50:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn fine movie that
[12:50:53] <crutchy> before jason statham went all holywood fucktard
[12:50:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[12:55:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.bizpacreview.com
[12:55:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Cornell students erupt over healthcare fee; ?elections have consequences? messages pour in - BizPac Review
[12:55:20] * TheMightyBuzzard chortles
[12:57:07] <crutchy> all that kinda stuff falls under what they call Compulsory Non Academic Fees (CNAF) in straya
[12:57:34] <crutchy> though i think usually it was only a few hundred dollars a year
[12:57:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> my chuckle was cause it's the exact same thing obamacare does and they were all about that
[12:57:48] <crutchy> yeah
[12:58:32] <Subsentient> crutchy: Try the new iso: https://www.dropbox.com
[12:58:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Dropbox - NightLinux-Alpha1.i586.iso
[12:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> got my sea shanties from AC IV going
[13:00:10] <crutchy> woah much quicker download from dropbox
[13:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should hope so
[13:01:44] <crutchy> boots no probs :)
[13:01:48] <crutchy> Subsentient++
[13:01:48] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 26
[13:02:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatcha got going there, subs?
[13:02:54] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: New rescue/mini distro I've been building.
[13:03:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat
[13:03:26] <crutchy> its called Pr0nL1nux
[13:03:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> need moar coffee
[13:04:17] <Subsentient> lol
[13:04:18] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[13:04:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Veteran Cop's 5-Point Plan to Reverse the Militarization of Police - http://sylnt.us - voice-of-experience
[13:05:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:05:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1077
[13:06:34] <crutchy> step 1: drive armored personnel carriers into nearest lakes. step 2: throw assault rifles in bin. step 3: get the fuck over yourselves. step 4: start rebuilding relationship with your community. step 5: profit!
[13:07:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they need assault rifles. i'm certainly gonna have them
[13:08:16] <crutchy> step 2: learn how to use assault rifles properly and stop being a bunch of pussies with them
[13:08:33] <crutchy> (like waving them around like tards)
[13:09:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that an assault rifle is any more deadly than a regular deer rifle. they just look scarier.
[13:11:11] <crutchy> they would look scarier in the hands of someone who knew what they were doing. the scariest part of seeing what went on in furgeson was that it seemed like the cops were so scared the way they were going around in groups with their guns raised that they might have popped off a few rounds if a dog barked
[13:12:20] <crutchy> not the sort of people you want near your kids
[13:15:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> they shoulda been scared. guns or no guns that's a lot of pissed off people.
[13:16:57] <crutchy> training would have helped them
[13:17:23] <crutchy> scared cops aren't very effective
[13:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, yeah. they still woulda been scared but at least they'd have been effective as well.
[13:18:58] <crutchy> unfortunate really. cops need to have good relationship with communities
[13:19:24] <crutchy> less likely to get things like what happened in furgeson then
[13:19:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> that was gonna happen regardless. sharpton and his crew made sure of it.
[13:19:49] <crutchy> or less likely to make things worse
[13:20:11] <crutchy> when scared cops point guns at people, it only gunna piss people off more
[13:21:13] <crutchy> i guess if cops don't deal with stuff like that a lot makes it hard
[13:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[13:21:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> rule number two in gun safety: never point a gun at something you don't want to kill
[13:21:45] <crutchy> notwithstanding militarization prolly would have been similar anywhere else in the world
[13:21:53] <crutchy> good rule
[13:22:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> rule number one is it's ALWAYS loaded
[13:22:21] <crutchy> heard that one before :)
[13:23:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> now rule number three and beyond are pretty teacher specific. my dad's was if you shoot it and it wasn't trying to kill you, you better plan on eating it.
[13:24:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i make an exception for snakes though cause it's just a matter of time before they were trying to kill me
[13:24:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck snakes
[13:27:46] <crutchy> i'm scared shitless of snakes
[13:27:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not but they do all need to die
[13:28:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> much like islamofascists
[13:28:41] <crutchy> i guess without them we'd be complaining about rodents instead
[13:28:47] <crutchy> (snakes that is)
[13:29:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what cats n wolves n foxes n coyotes is for
[13:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> course yall ain't got those cept cats really
[13:29:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> cane toads eat mice?
[13:29:47] <crutchy> we have foxes, but yeah i dunno how the food chain works
[13:30:08] <crutchy> cane toads make good golf balls
[13:30:25] <crutchy> apparently
[13:59:23] <crutchy> woohoo
[13:59:31] <crutchy> looks a bit more nesty now
[13:59:32] <crutchy> http://news.my.to
[13:59:32] <Hedonismbot> ^* 03Test story title - news.my.to
[14:14:04] <crutchy> needs two queries to generate a story/comment page. don't think i'm gunna be able to combine those queries into anything useful
[14:28:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> an extra query here or there is no big deal
[14:28:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as long as you're optimizing them for speed
[14:29:03] <crutchy> i prolly haven't :p
[14:35:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Haskell's Debian Build Server Compromised; Investigation In-progress - http://sylnt.us - at-least-it-was-detected
[14:36:39] <crutchy> ~time
[14:36:40] <exec> Tuesday, 17 February 2015 @ 1:36 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[14:36:53] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[14:36:54] * exec brazenly blows a buzz saw of pancakes at #soylent
[14:37:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
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[15:07:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, janrinok
[15:07:44] <janrinok> hi TheMightyBuzzard
[15:07:45] <ciri> hi there janrinok
[15:08:41] <janrinok> finished packing the boxes?
[15:10:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, mostly
[15:10:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking lot of boxes. house + shop + caravan to pack up.
[15:11:18] <janrinok> lol
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[16:23:37] <nick> m-150++
[16:23:51] <nick> m150++
[16:23:51] <Bender> karma - m150: 1
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[16:37:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla to Unveil a New Kind of Battery to Power Your Home - http://sylnt.us - current-news
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[18:08:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Headless Porn == Power Tools - http://sylnt.us - slightly-bizarre-but-sfw
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[19:37:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, congrats. you are the number one troll and have 75% again more troll mods to your credit than second the second place finisher
[19:39:02] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: huh?
[19:39:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> just counted up and sorted everyone who's been modded troll. you're the winner with being modded such 109 times
[19:40:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> second place only had 62 troll mods
[19:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> you may now officially put "King of Trolls" or similar in your signature
[19:44:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was kind of disappointed, i only had 13
[19:44:52] <chromas> How about a crown icon?
[19:44:52] <ciri> you talking to me?
[19:45:08] <chromas> ciri: you'd get the kicked-in-the-balls icon
[19:46:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, icon would probably be a bad idea. don't want those to become a thing
[19:47:20] <chromas> oh yeah, graphics are too mainstream. We'd need letters
[19:47:48] <chromas> "t" for time to leave
[19:48:04] <chromas> Next time we'll use a capital "T" so they know we really mean business
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[20:40:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - End of the m0n0wall Project - http://sylnt.us - silence-in-stereo
[20:49:53] <crutchy> coffee++
[20:49:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1078
[20:49:54] <crutchy> ++coffee
[20:49:54] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 272
[20:58:44] <ar> end of m0n0wall?
[20:58:46] <ar> a bit sad
[20:59:25] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: on the site or irc karma?
[21:35:07] <SirFinkus> http://www.cnn.com looks like the media has done a good job of beating the war drum
[21:35:08] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Poll: Most disapprove of Obama handling of ISIS - CNN.com
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[22:11:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cellphone Start-Ups Handle Calls With Wi-Fi - http://sylnt.us - new-old-tech
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[22:57:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://trove.com
[22:57:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Russian researchers expose breakthrough U.S. spying program in Techtastic curated by Rob Malda ( http://trove.com )
[23:18:11] <arti> http://imgur.com
[23:18:12] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Introducing the world's most offensive map - Imgur
[23:18:14] <JamesNZ> TheMightyBuzzard: https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
[23:18:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> JamesNZ, damned skippy
[23:18:40] <juggs> that's one fugly link right there
[23:19:03] <JamesNZ> TheMightyBuzzard: Skippy?
[23:19:16] <JamesNZ> juggs: Next time I'll remember to shorten it :P
[23:19:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a yank thing. means you are absolutely correct
[23:19:44] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[23:19:46] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[23:19:46] <Bender> karma - tea: 405
[23:19:46] <arti> also used in smoking circles
[23:19:47] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[23:19:47] <Bender> karma - tea: 406
[23:19:50] <arti> "what's my name? skippy?"
[23:21:10] <JamesNZ> ♪ "Skippy, Skippy, Skippy the bush kangaroo" ♪♪
[23:42:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Post Your Desktop - http://sylnt.us - pics-or-gtfo
[23:53:49] <SirFinkus> the desktop post is really popular lol
[23:53:50] <chromas> From the we're-not-4chan,-honest dept
[23:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, tits or gtfo
[23:57:17] <arti> maybe we should do another desktop thread
[23:57:31] <arti> Do Desktops need more diversity?
[23:57:49] <SirFinkus> oh shit
[23:57:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll put a black chick on mine, just for you, arti
[23:58:04] <SirFinkus> someone do a "post pics of your workstation" story next
[23:58:09] <chromas> http://1.bp.blogspot.com
[23:58:18] <SirFinkus> just to mess with the haters
[23:59:35] <Subsentient> chromas: Nice tits