#Soylent | Logs for 2015-02-11

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[00:12:23] <crutchy> definitely warmer than 27 outside now
[00:12:26] <crutchy> ~weather
[00:12:27] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 31°C, clear, wind N at 6 km/h, humidity 42% - Wednesday partly cloudy (17°C-35°C), Thursday partly cloudy (17°C-26°C), Friday clear (22°C-34°C), Saturday chance of rain (21°C-32°C) - google
[01:14:28] <crutchy> http://i.dailymail.co.uk
[01:14:54] <crutchy> wonder what would happen to a pic of obama in egypt
[01:15:43] <chromas> The white man be watchin' over them
[01:24:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Netflix Launches in Cuba - http://sylnt.us - buffering.....
[01:25:53] <chromas> buuuuuferriiiiiiing
[01:26:35] <arti> wonder if their icon will have a cuban cigar in it
[01:27:42] <chromas> ooh that could be the throbber. instead of a stupid circle, it could burn a cigar over and over while it's loading
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[01:44:49] * SpallsHurgenson gives up on Palemoon and switches back to Firefox
[01:45:40] <chromas> oh no!
[01:47:22] <SpallsHurgenson> it's true; annoying as Mozillacorp's insanity may be, I like having compatible addons
[01:48:31] <chromas> are they actually incompatible or do they just say that?
[01:48:45] <SpallsHurgenson> yes :)
[01:48:56] <chromas> it's extra work but you can adjust the versions they support by editing an xml file
[01:49:24] <SpallsHurgenson> a lot of them fail because palemoon went with a new guid... but I don't want to have to start hunting down and editing the .rdf files of all my addons after every freaking update
[01:50:07] <SpallsHurgenson> (and some addons are flat-out incompatible due to the increasing difference between the browsers)
[01:50:25] <chromas> I wonder how many different application use xul but work different enough that they need to even have a gui system
[01:50:34] <chromas> guid
[01:52:42] <SpallsHurgenson> but the incompatible addons include stuff like tabmixplus, addblock, greasemonkey, scriptish, flashkiller, prefbar, https everywhere, epubreader, bugmenot, roboform, and more...
[01:53:12] <SpallsHurgenson> it's just getting too much to keep up with. so back to firefox it is for me
[01:53:41] <SpallsHurgenson> I should take a look at the new opera browser one day
[01:53:54] <chromas> I only use a couple of those; still work. pm needs moar devs, like slash
[01:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really gotta stop my alerts on dev/devs
[01:54:15] * arti kept reading guid as guild
[01:54:47] <SirFinkus> so I'm not the only one
[01:54:47] <SpallsHurgenson> dev?
[01:55:05] * TheMightyBuzzard smacks SpallsHurgenson upside the head with a foosh
[01:55:16] <SpallsHurgenson> it was worth it :)
[01:55:18] <chromas> dev dev dev ping tmb TheMightyBuzzard foosh perl ding
[01:55:35] * TheMightyBuzzard releases his flying monkeys
[01:56:43] <crutchy> !grab chromas
[01:56:43] <Bender> Added quote 378
[01:57:16] <SpallsHurgenson> god, I hate CAPTCHAs. It's taking me more and more attempts to "solve" them.
[01:57:36] <SirFinkus> the new google ones are ok
[01:57:38] <SpallsHurgenson> these days the only ones who can answer CAPTCHAs on the first try are the bots themselves :)
[01:58:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[01:58:27] <chromas> either way, they're keeping the humans and bots separate
[01:58:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> man the new google ones are impossible. i gotta log in with chrome instead of PM
[01:59:00] <SirFinkus> works on my machine™
[01:59:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause if you use chrome they don't even show you a captcha
[01:59:28] <JamesNZ> captchas--
[01:59:28] <Bender> karma - captchas: -1
[01:59:48] <SirFinkus> better than spam
[02:00:29] <crutchy> spam is ok on toast
[02:00:50] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe I'm slowly turning into a cyborg and that's why I'm having issues. I knew I shouldn't have swallowed that nanotechnology
[02:01:20] <chromas> ciri: today I learned SpallsHurgenson swallows
[02:01:36] <crutchy> is that what's in the red pill?
[02:01:59] <chromas> nanospunknology
[02:02:09] <arti> researched heavily in japan
[02:02:22] <arti> crutchy, the red pill is full of women hating people.
[02:03:24] <crutchy> ah. gamergaters eh?
[02:04:48] <SpallsHurgenson> google earth pro is neat; they have height maps of everything. cities look so real :)
[02:06:54] <chromas> are they height-mappier than regular google earth/
[02:10:31] <SirFinkus> speaking of japan, this is tonight's movie
[02:10:31] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:10:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03"GREATFUL DEAD" (English Trailer) - YouTube
[02:12:50] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas: yes. the detail is amazing.
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[02:36:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> woah, smooth, no queue nagger
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[02:42:17] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, you sad nAgger, that's okay then
[02:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, TheMightyBuzzard not ethanol-fueled
[02:43:09] <SpallsHurgenson> because you're a... dev?
[02:43:23] <LancePodstrong> https://www.youtube.com
[02:43:23] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03South Park Randy says the n word! GOOD QUALITY - YouTube
[02:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, because i'm an individualist. can't be one of them and be a racist. the definition precludes it.
[02:44:38] <SpallsHurgenson> so it has nothing to do with dev
[02:45:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, haven't looked at ALL the comments. could be some racist ones in there.
[02:45:15] <SpallsHurgenson> the devs, you mean
[02:45:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i am all the devs
[02:46:08] <SpallsHurgenson> I thought you were Spartacus
[02:46:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> and batman
[02:47:50] <SpallsHurgenson> I am the Keymaster
[02:48:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm so not the gatekeeper. check with konomi, she might be.
[02:48:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> cept i haven't seen her in a while
[02:48:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~last konomi
[02:49:20] * SpallsHurgenson preps the Thorazine, just in case
[02:49:40] <exec> last privmsg for konomi in #soylent: [2015-02-01 09:52:09] gay ;p
[02:49:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> over a week, we may have lost her
[02:50:36] <SpallsHurgenson> have you checked beneath the couch cushions? that's where I always find stuff I think I lost
[02:51:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> no konomi but i did find a cheeto that was still good
[02:51:28] <LancePodstrong> several bics
[02:51:46] <SpallsHurgenson> lighters or pens?
[02:52:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> LancePodstrong, when you gonna step up and become an editor?
[02:52:14] <LancePodstrong> i sent an email to laminator
[02:52:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, nod nod
[02:52:23] <LancePodstrong> lighters spalls
[02:52:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I is wantsing to bees an editar! I can spels goodly!
[02:52:39] <LancePodstrong> when i was a youngin that was the best thing about having a party house. you never had to buy lighters. they accumulated in the couch.
[02:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> if he don't get back to ya soon let me know. mrcoolbp can square ya away and he's back around lately.
[02:53:41] <LancePodstrong> will do. i sent it the same day you mentioned it to me so its been a couple days already, don't relaly remember when that was
[02:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemme send him an email to check his sn account real quick
[02:55:33] <SpallsHurgenson> not news, but neat. http://en.wikipedia.org(tree)
[02:55:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Pando (tree
[02:55:50] <paulej72> I have been known to not check in for a week or more
[02:57:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> email sent to his personal account
[02:57:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but you're a proper slacker, paulej72
[02:59:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> watchin the flash then crashing for the night. you lot take care
[03:00:00] <SpallsHurgenson> there goes the dev
[03:00:02] <LancePodstrong> safe travels
[03:04:49] <JamesNZ> ~gnight TheMightyBuzzard
[03:04:50] * exec clumsily passes a socket of milo to TheMightyBuzzard
[03:26:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fed Up with systemd? Why Not Try a BSD? - http://sylnt.us - the-same-but-very-different
[03:31:34] <SpallsHurgenson> BSD doesn't have that awesome Finnish taste
[03:33:35] * SpallsHurgenson licks his Linux CD sensually
[03:33:45] <BadCoderFinger> I switched to FreeBSD over systemd, but that was just the symptom. I think RedHat has had too much control over Linux and the userland for a long time.
[03:34:10] <LancePodstrong> yes linux had its heyday from say 2006 to 2010 maybe?
[03:34:17] <LancePodstrong> now it seems to have become a victim of its own success
[03:34:30] <LancePodstrong> accumulating cumbersome cruft
[03:35:13] <SpallsHurgenson> I switched to windows for the same reason :)
[03:36:18] <BadCoderFinger> Ha!
[03:37:27] <BadCoderFinger> LancePodstrong: I'm more for as much choice as possible. Debian had a giant package database.
[03:38:12] <SpallsHurgenson> we all know the importance of having a big package
[03:38:34] <BadCoderFinger> LancePodstrong: The "One distro to rule them all approach" removes choices.
[03:38:45] <LancePodstrong> indeed
[03:38:53] <BadCoderFinger> It's not that way now, but it sure seems to be headed down that road.
[03:38:57] <LancePodstrong> along with having to have equipment for everyone's use case on everyone else's computers
[03:39:21] <LancePodstrong> most major distros suffer this now
[03:41:41] <BadCoderFinger> For a long time I was just irritated with Ubuntu. Some clown would remaster the DVD with a new background image and call it a new distro. Sigh.
[03:42:21] <LancePodstrong> i'm pretty happy with openbsd
[03:42:40] <BadCoderFinger> Nice! I have a friend who swears by OpenBSD.
[03:42:44] <LancePodstrong> been running it on my headless server for like 9 months and on my desktop dual booting for a while. i keep slackware around for wine games :)
[03:42:49] <LancePodstrong> and flash sites
[03:43:10] <BadCoderFinger> Bonus points for using 'dual' and not 'duel' heh!
[03:43:31] <chromas> keep linux; install epoch
[03:43:44] <BadCoderFinger> My first Linux was Slackware. 55 floppies... Took a month to download.
[03:44:09] <chromas> that's like 55 firefox versions
[03:44:16] <LancePodstrong> duel booting is what you have to do with the bootloader when you have a bootable linux drive with an empty partition that you then install windows on.
[03:45:12] <BadCoderFinger> Ha!
[03:48:58] <BadCoderFinger> I'm not the typical user, though. My wm is i3, my top shows 24 processes when the desktop is busy.
[03:49:44] <LancePodstrong> thats like nothing. i have 47 processes running firefox and irssi and icewm
[03:51:58] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, I find DEs to be too heavy.
[03:52:36] <LancePodstrong> yeah i hate em. icewm is as fast on a pentium2 as it is on my i5-2500k
[03:53:07] <BadCoderFinger> If I have memory and CPU cycles, they better be compiling!
[03:53:16] <LancePodstrong> i have my conf files i've been schlepping around since forever. nice thing about icewm thecode hasn't changed in years, because it just works. doesn't matter what unix version slap those conf files in and it all works the same
[03:54:13] <BadCoderFinger> That's cool.
[03:54:53] <chromas> needs moar drop shadows and jiggly juggs
[03:54:55] <LancePodstrong> ive never heard of i3 i'll have to look into it. sounds similarly lightweight?
[03:55:07] <juggs> oi
[03:56:47] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, it's a tiling wm. I like it because I can configure the keyboard shortcuts like vim.
[03:57:51] <LancePodstrong> i have yet to learn the vi/vim syntax
[03:57:53] <LancePodstrong> i know :quit
[03:58:00] <LancePodstrong> export EDITOR=nano
[03:58:47] <LancePodstrong> it's been said one could use the keyboard input of a novice user trying to exit vi as a truly random number generator
[04:00:05] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[04:00:19] <BadCoderFinger> I'm a coder, and vim is great with coding.
[04:00:38] <BadCoderFinger> But it does take effort to get really into it.
[04:02:16] <crutchy> ~deop
[04:02:40] <crutchy> oop wrong button
[04:02:42] <crutchy> ~queue
[04:02:46] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 18 - http://sylnt.us
[04:03:29] <crutchy> nano++
[04:03:29] <Bender> karma - nano: 10
[04:03:32] <juggs> you have a button for ~queue? Screenshot of your buttons or it didn't happen! :D
[04:03:36] <crutchy> gedit++
[04:03:36] <Bender> karma - gedit: 13
[04:03:49] <crutchy> haha sure no probs
[04:03:50] <juggs> bluefish++
[04:03:50] <Bender> karma - bluefish: 1
[04:05:29] <crutchy> http://picpaste.com
[04:06:17] <crutchy> ++coffee
[04:06:17] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 259
[04:06:17] <crutchy> coffee++
[04:06:17] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1051
[04:06:18] <crutchy> bacon++
[04:06:18] <Bender> karma - bacon: 289
[04:06:18] <crutchy> ¿
[04:06:24] <JamesNZ> --coffee
[04:06:24] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 258
[04:06:27] <crutchy> :D
[04:06:29] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:06:29] <Bender> karma - tea: 398
[04:06:32] <LancePodstrong> cannabis++
[04:06:32] <Bender> karma - cannabis: 8
[04:07:08] <crutchy> i set alt+c for upping both coffees at once too :p
[04:07:09] <crutchy> coffee++
[04:07:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1052
[04:07:10] <crutchy> ++coffee
[04:07:10] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 259
[04:07:23] <crutchy> how sad am i?
[04:07:23] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[04:07:38] <chromas> macros++
[04:07:38] <chromas> ciri++
[04:07:38] <Bender> karma - macros: 2
[04:07:38] <Bender> karma - ciri: -37
[04:07:39] <SpallsHurgenson> Six. You are six sad.
[04:07:45] <JamesNZ> ciri is insensitive sometimes :P
[04:07:58] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:07:58] <Bender> karma - tea: 399
[04:08:00] <JamesNZ> --coffee
[04:08:08] <LancePodstrong> my shoulder is so sore after using the hacksaw a lot today
[04:08:13] <LancePodstrong> holy buckets
[04:08:26] <crutchy> silastic++
[04:08:26] <Bender> karma - silastic: 1
[04:08:35] <crutchy> for holy buckets
[04:08:46] * JamesNZ wanders off to make dinner
[04:09:01] <juggs> I find xchat / hexchat interface feels cluttered when I have the buttons displayed like that. I take it the rehash and killall are exec controls?
[04:09:07] <crutchy> don't stink up the timeline too much
[04:09:10] <LancePodstrong> what's karma-bonus modifier?
[04:09:20] <crutchy> juggs, yup
[04:09:28] <juggs> LancePodstrong, in your prefs?
[04:09:31] <chromas> when you have high karma, your posts get an extra mod up
[04:09:37] <juggs> ^^
[04:09:47] <LancePodstrong> oh, nifty
[04:09:47] <crutchy> cos we're elitist and stuff
[04:09:51] <LancePodstrong> apparently i have acheived that level
[04:10:15] <LancePodstrong> whats the karma cap?
[04:10:20] <juggs> 50
[04:11:07] <juggs> oh.. for the modifier... not sure
[04:11:34] <crutchy> eventually we'll be able to inspect your karma to see if you're fit to be human
[04:11:41] <LancePodstrong> no 5 0was the nubmer i was looking for
[04:11:49] <crutchy> ~api karma chromas
[04:11:51] <exec> SN karma for "chromas" (uid 34) is 50
[04:11:57] <crutchy> pfft
[04:12:00] <juggs> Makes me question the value of karma if pretty much everyone is cruising around at max 50 karma :/
[04:12:08] <chromas> I need to go hit up the troll store and spend some karmas
[04:12:17] <juggs> ~api karma LancePodstrong
[04:12:19] <exec> error: invalid uid
[04:12:29] <LancePodstrong> 5029
[04:12:39] <juggs> ~api karma 5029
[04:12:40] <exec> error: invalid uid
[04:12:44] <juggs> blech
[04:12:45] <LancePodstrong> interesting
[04:12:52] <LancePodstrong> ~api karma lancepodstrong
[04:12:53] <exec> error: invalid uid
[04:13:02] <chromas> ~api uid LancePodstrong
[04:13:04] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN uid for user "LancePodstrong"
[04:13:07] <crutchy> running on dev atm cos api not on prod
[04:13:09] <juggs> ohh wait... api is hitting dev
[04:13:19] <juggs> ninja'd
[04:16:18] <crutchy> ~api name x3x4
[04:16:21] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid x3x4
[04:16:27] <crutchy> ~api name x34
[04:16:29] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid x34
[04:16:56] <crutchy> hmm. maybe tm b fixed that bug
[04:17:03] <crutchy> err 'feature'
[04:18:26] <LancePodstrong> we had some fun winter weather today. accumulating ice pellets up to about 1/4 inch, followed by 1/8" of freezing rain, followed by several inches of heavy wet snow
[04:19:20] <juggs> sounds great :/
[04:19:26] <BadCoderFinger> Pretty tame here, although supposed to snow tonight.
[04:19:51] <SirFinkus> 11 degrees and rain
[04:20:08] <SirFinkus> for the last week, and the week before, and the week to come
[04:20:34] <SirFinkus> oh wait, we get a "partly cloudy" on friday
[04:21:39] <juggs> Sounds like here SirFinkus - overcast, damp and cold. i.e. miserable
[04:23:28] <LancePodstrong> what fun
[04:23:34] <LancePodstrong> six of one, half dozen of the other
[04:23:44] <juggs> ~weather
[04:23:46] <exec> 03London, UK - currently 43°F / 6°C, overcast, humidity 69% - Wednesday cloudy (36°F-44°F / 2°C-7°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (37°F-44°F / 3°C-7°C), Friday chance of rain (41°F-49°F / 5°C-9°C), Saturday chance of rain (39°F-48°F / 4°C-9°C) - google
[04:24:10] <juggs> probably pick up around April :D
[04:24:15] <SirFinkus> seattle and london should be sister cities or something
[04:24:32] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[04:24:33] <exec> 03Olympia, WA, USA - currently 47°F / 8°C, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 75% - Tuesday showers (41°F-57°F / 5°C-14°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (41°F-57°F / 5°C-14°C), Thursday chance of rain (41°F-55°F / 5°C-13°C), Friday chance of rain (46°F-59°F / 8°C-15°C) - google
[04:24:39] <LancePodstrong> ~weather
[04:24:41] <exec> 03Stanton, MN, USA - currently 35°F / 2°C, overcast, wind W at 12 mph, humidity 90% - Tuesday chance of ice (18°F-36°F / -8°C-2°C), Wednesday chance of snow (-2°F-27°F / -19°C--3°C), Thursday partly cloudy (5°F-12°F / -15°C--11°C), Friday partly cloudy (-4°F-34°F / -20°C-1°C) - google
[04:25:07] <BadCoderFinger> ~weather
[04:25:07] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[04:25:14] <BadCoderFinger> It hates me!
[04:25:19] <LancePodstrong> you have to set your location
[04:25:19] <BadCoderFinger> ~weather Denver
[04:25:20] <LancePodstrong> i forget how
[04:25:20] <exec> 03Denver, CO, USA - currently 46°F / 8°C, overcast, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 44% - Tuesday chance of showers (32°F-57°F / 0°C-14°C), Wednesday chance of rain (28°F-46°F / -2°C-8°C), Thursday partly cloudy (32°F-59°F / 0°C-15°C), Friday partly cloudy (37°F-55°F / 3°C-13°C) - google
[04:25:27] <juggs> I think I prefer yours LancePodstrong
[04:26:50] <LancePodstrong> denver has us all beat
[04:27:02] <LancePodstrong> how has your winter been down there BadCoderFinger ? warmer or cooler vs avg?
[04:27:23] <juggs> nah, I'd rather it stayed sub-zero than fluctuating either side.
[04:28:06] <BadCoderFinger> Very much warmer.
[04:28:25] <BadCoderFinger> Late fall, we had some nasty cold snaps, -10F or so.
[04:28:38] <BadCoderFinger> But after that, very warm.
[04:29:05] <BadCoderFinger> 70F in Feb is not unusual, but we've had a lot of days pretty close to that.
[04:29:54] <crutchy> hmm. we seem to have lost an rss button image
[04:30:02] <crutchy> ~weather
[04:30:04] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 29°C, clear, wind S at 11 km/h, humidity 67% - Wednesday partly cloudy (17°C-35°C), Thursday clear (17°C-26°C), Friday clear (22°C-34°C), Saturday chance of rain (21°C-32°C) - google
[04:30:17] <SpallsHurgenson> ~weather
[04:30:18] <exec> 03Bangkok, Thailand - currently 86°F / 30°C, scattered clouds, wind E at 3 mph, humidity 54% - Wednesday partly cloudy (75°F-93°F / 24°C-34°C), Thursday partly cloudy (75°F-89°F / 24°C-32°C), Friday clear (76°F-88°F / 24°C-31°C), Saturday chance of storm (75°F-87°F / 24°C-31°C) - google
[04:30:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I feel the love :)
[04:30:26] <crutchy> haha
[04:30:28] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[04:30:40] <SirFinkus> heh "cock"
[04:30:44] <SirFinkus> hehe "bang"
[04:31:03] <chromas> share the thai ladyboys
[04:31:12] * crutchy is reminded of a classic stiffler moment on american pie 3 (?)
[04:31:24] <LancePodstrong> denver is so beautiful
[04:31:24] <chromas> there's a three?
[04:31:33] <SirFinkus> 3?
[04:31:40] <crutchy> the wedding one
[04:31:46] <BadCoderFinger> LancePodstrong: Denver isn't, but the mountains are.
[04:31:54] <LancePodstrong> fair enough
[04:32:10] <LancePodstrong> i haven't spent much time in actual denver but i love colorado
[04:32:11] <BadCoderFinger> We get two weeks of green and call that Spring. It's brown the rest of the time.
[04:32:20] <crutchy> denver is one of them 'gun free zones' isn't it?
[04:32:35] <LancePodstrong> within an open carry state if i recall correctly
[04:32:56] <crutchy> poor bastards
[04:32:59] <BadCoderFinger> crutchy: Not really, you can carry openly. Just get ready to be hassled.
[04:33:03] <crutchy> haha
[04:33:20] <LancePodstrong> Open carry, as well as possession of a handgun either openly displayed or concealed in an automobile, is generally permitted without a license. However, local governments may prohibit open carry to a limited extent only in areas that are directly under the jurisdiction of the municipality such as municipal buildings, police stations, etc. If such an ordinance is written all locations affected must be posted per C.R.S 2
[04:33:56] <crutchy> i don't like guns, but i don't agree with making a gun free zone bordering unrestricted zone
[04:34:20] <crutchy> and if the us gov took guns i reckon there would be a revolution
[04:34:21] <BadCoderFinger> You can't carry on federal property, most city buildings, schools and colleges, or any private property where the owner prohibits it.
[04:34:25] * SpallsHurgenson openly drags his 155mm howitzer 77b into the channel, confident of #soylent's lax gun-control laws
[04:34:47] <crutchy> !pewpew
[04:35:00] <SpallsHurgenson> Howitzer: never go anywhere without one :)
[04:35:02] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: Bring earplugs!
[04:35:14] <crutchy> my wife keeps one of those in her handbag
[04:35:23] <SirFinkus> you should see my guns
[04:35:32] <SirFinkus> they're registered a lethal weapons
[04:35:39] <crutchy> she keeps a couple of cannons on her chest as well
[04:35:46] <BadCoderFinger> crutchy: To be used against poisonous spiders, no doubt!
[04:36:34] <crutchy> we've got a few redback spiders guarding the shed
[04:36:45] <BadCoderFinger> Keeps out the looters.
[04:36:45] <LancePodstrong> i only know 2 things about guns. 1: the more of them there are in the world, inevitably the more gun violence and accidents there will be. people are retarded. #2: the more guns and ammo i have, the safer i am. these two observations are at odds and i'm not really sure how to resolve them
[04:37:01] <crutchy> just have to make sure they don't drop on you when you open the door up
[04:37:12] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, firefox has these awful new context menus
[04:37:21] <BadCoderFinger> How poisonous are redbacks?
[04:37:24] <crutchy> LancePodstrong, i'm the same way
[04:37:30] <crutchy> except i can't have any guns
[04:37:46] <SirFinkus> spiders work too though
[04:37:52] <crutchy> so i'm forced to hope that everyone else will be nice :/
[04:37:56] <SirFinkus> should open carry brown recluses
[04:38:08] <LancePodstrong> a rail gun?
[04:38:24] <LancePodstrong> squirt gun full of sulphuric acid?
[04:38:27] <BadCoderFinger> SirFinkus: Use a box!
[04:38:28] <crutchy> hmm. i don't think its illegal to carry a train
[04:38:30] <SirFinkus> even the most hardened criminals will panic if you throw one of those on them
[04:38:42] <LancePodstrong> pet bear?
[04:38:49] <SirFinkus> and probably scream like a little girl
[04:38:52] <crutchy> i bet most people would fall over if they got hit with a train
[04:39:02] <crutchy> or a fridge
[04:39:05] <BadCoderFinger> I've seen videos. They do.
[04:39:18] <SirFinkus> no so much "fall over"
[04:39:24] <SirFinkus> it's more of a "splat"
[04:39:45] <BadCoderFinger> Accompanied by red mist.
[04:39:47] <crutchy> so if i keep a train on me at all times i won't be breaking any laws and nobody will fuck with me :D
[04:39:56] <SirFinkus> spiders are more portable, and will make them scream like a little girl
[04:40:06] * crutchy hates spiders
[04:40:16] <SirFinkus> good news! so do criminals?
[04:40:24] <SirFinkus> wow, wrong punctuation
[04:40:39] <crutchy> my kids always make me kill the daddy long legs. the problem is they keep away the bigger nasties
[04:41:10] <BadCoderFinger> crutchy: Yeah, I catch them and put them outside.
[04:41:30] <LancePodstrong> all spiders are good really. just a symptom of a larger problem (prey bugs)
[04:41:44] <crutchy> spiders are an endangered species in our house. if they're seen; they're endangered
[04:41:57] <juggs> indeed, scoop em up and put them out, They do have a habit of shedding legs in the capture process though :/
[04:42:21] <juggs> spiders get scooped up and put out here also
[04:42:25] <crutchy> i just leave them if the kids don't see em
[04:44:03] <SpallsHurgenson> spiders lack the crunchiness that make them tasty snacks
[04:44:11] <BadCoderFinger> Banana spiders are supposed to be good bug-eaters, even other spiders. And they're nocturnal.
[04:44:19] <LancePodstrong> that's why i eat scorpions SpallsHurgenson
[04:44:28] <LancePodstrong> they have nice crunchy shells
[04:44:48] <SirFinkus> they also like laying their eggs in dark, moist, warm areas
[04:44:49] <SpallsHurgenson> just like Libertarians!
[04:44:51] <SirFinkus> like ears
[04:44:54] <crutchy> i dunno if straya has any more dangerous spiders than elsewhere. snakes prolly different i guess
[04:46:43] <chromas> spideroos
[04:46:59] <juggs> drop spideroos! with lasers
[04:47:21] <BadCoderFinger> Very tiny lasers.
[04:47:35] <juggs> 8 of them though
[04:48:23] <BadCoderFinger> Except on a camel spider. They take normal sized lasers.
[04:51:20] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, now that I'm back on firefox slashdot keeps throwing me into beta. I need a bucket, quick
[04:51:24] <LancePodstrong> god those things are terrifying
[04:51:47] <BadCoderFinger> LancePodstrong: Yep, pretty evil.
[04:52:06] <crutchy> http://cdn2.list25.com
[04:52:26] <chromas> camel_spider_toe++
[04:52:26] <Bender> karma - camel_spider_toe: 1
[04:56:29] <SpallsHurgenson> <phew> cookied my way out of beta
[04:58:51] <chromas> ctrl+w fixes beta
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[05:06:59] <LancePodstrong> haha chromas
[05:14:43] <LancePodstrong> fuck i stayed up too late and now i'm not tired anymore
[05:14:45] <LancePodstrong> i hvae to go to bed
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[05:18:02] <SpallsHurgenson> it might be time for me to go off and tease the kitty
[05:21:54] <JamesNZ> Will kitty ever turn into a cat?
[05:22:25] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty may be a cat in substance, but not in style :)
[05:22:59] <JamesNZ> Heh :P
[05:23:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I need to hide more kibble around the house so she has something to occupy her while I sleep :)
[05:26:41] <JamesNZ> Be careful, if you start that habit then she'll turn on you if you forget!
[05:26:42] <ciri> ok JamesNZ
[05:26:53] <JamesNZ> Shut up ciri.
[05:27:00] <SpallsHurgenson> already happened; she's bugging me to place the treats :)
[05:27:11] <JamesNZ> Hah :)
[05:29:39] <crutchy> what's this about substance abuse with a pussy?
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[05:46:10] <SoyGuest25784> aw, fug
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[05:46:28] <Ethanol-fooled> beer is my WIFE
[05:46:31] <Ethanol-fooled> beer is MY LIFE
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[05:50:48] <SirFinkus> oh, look who's back
[05:58:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Dark Web Still Thrives After Silk Road - http://sylnt.us - darker-than-dark
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[07:05:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Ho ha ha ha haaaaaa!
[07:06:07] <Ethanol-fueled> There are some here who are conesseurs in shitty movies.
[07:06:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I present to you all: EVIL BONG!
[07:06:14] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.imdb.com
[07:06:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Evil Bong (2006) - IMDb
[07:07:33] <crutchy> a tama lama ding dong thong bong
[07:07:57] <JamesNZ> Lovely to see you too Ethanol-fueled :P
[07:08:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Soylent News has been awesome the past week or so.
[07:09:14] <crutchy> there's definitely more arguments, which is awersomer :D
[07:09:35] * SirFinkus loves shitty movies
[07:09:38] <crutchy> we need moar flamebait submissions
[07:09:38] <SirFinkus> but I have a backlog
[07:09:39] <Ethanol-fueled> did anybody already mention that the disagree and touche mods should be merged to form a "douche" mod?
[07:09:57] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, my friends at the police department may be able to arrange that.
[07:11:34] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Chief_Piggum
[07:12:13] <Chief_Piggum> STEROIDS! WHAT did you say to me, little old lady? You wanna CROSS THE STREET?! *thump* *whack!* *Ka-Frump*
[07:12:39] <Chief_Piggum> HAHAHA! That will teach you, 90-pound old lady, to FUCK WITH THE POLICE. *snort*
[07:12:58] <SirFinkus> important detail: was she black?
[07:13:19] <Chief_Piggum> Finkus, criminals like old ladies who want to cross the street deserve to be beaten regardless of skin color.
[07:13:38] <crutchy> yeah. especially if they have deadly walking frames
[07:13:41] <SirFinkus> I just want to determine whether or not there will be a media frenzy
[07:13:42] <Chief_Piggum> though we throw the Black ones in jail anyway because they're probably on crack.
[07:14:17] <Chief_Piggum> Finkus, our friends in the media WANTED a race war...it was just unfortunate that cooler heads prevailed.
[07:14:36] <crutchy> its funny that murka has the toughest drug laws but half the country is doped up anyway
[07:14:55] <SirFinkus> did you know that some old people take NITROGLYCERIN as heart medication?
[07:15:10] <SirFinkus> they're probably pooling it for an ISIS type attack
[07:15:17] <SirFinkus> on our FREEDOM
[07:15:33] <crutchy> SirFinkus, s/O/U/
[07:15:33] <sedctl> <crutchy> <SirFinkus> on our FREEDUM
[07:16:38] <SirFinkus> "It is often recommended that GTN transdermal patches should be removed before defibrillation[5][6] due to the risk of explosion"
[07:16:49] <SirFinkus> see? they're SUICIDE BOMBERS too
[07:17:18] <SirFinkus> "A 2007 medical development includes a small amount of nitroglycerin (trademark as Zanifil Gel) in the tip of a new Durex condom to stimulate erection during intercourse."
[07:17:20] <SirFinkus> well shit
[07:18:50] <crutchy> is that why they can get away with claiming 'explosive orgasms'?
[07:18:57] <SirFinkus> "Glyceryl trinitrate is also used in the treatment of anal fissures"
[07:19:28] <chromas> Explosive diarrhea
[07:19:38] <crutchy> "if your ass is broken, we'll make a new one for ya"
[07:20:28] * SirFinkus wonders if the condoms are involved in administering the medicine to the fissured anus
[07:20:34] <SirFinkus> I can't imagine that'd help
[07:20:55] <Chief_Piggum> so suicide bombers could just point their butt at you and BLAM! No more you
[07:20:58] <crutchy> now that would be some fucked up shit
[07:21:00] <Chief_Piggum> it could be like a shaped charge
[07:21:15] <Chief_Piggum> http://en.wikipedia.org
[07:21:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Shaped charge
[07:21:35] <SirFinkus> no molten copper here
[07:22:37] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Literally :p
[07:29:04] <Chief_Piggum> BLAT.
[07:33:49] <Chief_Piggum> Ugh, have to tend to the Jquery assignment.
[07:33:57] <Chief_Piggum> JQUEERY am i right?
[07:34:13] <SirFinkus> could also go with gayquery
[07:34:15] <SirFinkus> either works
[07:34:15] <crutchy> never used that
[07:34:29] <crutchy> is that js with some dodgy framework?
[07:35:47] <chromas> the framework everyone includes so they can have a sliding menu or whatever
[07:35:56] <Chief_Piggum> Yeah, what both of you said.
[07:36:06] <crutchy> oh sounds nasty
[07:36:17] <Chief_Piggum> it looks nasty, codewise.
[07:36:28] <crutchy> is that why websites are getting shitter
[07:36:30] <Chief_Piggum> not as bad as PHP, but still terrible.
[07:36:46] <crutchy> yeah php is pretty ghay too
[07:36:52] <Chief_Piggum> PHP has got to be the shittiest-looking language I've actually messed with.
[07:37:32] <crutchy> if you look at most php code on the web, true
[07:37:34] <chromas> we should invent yet another language; one whose sole purpose is to be as shitty as possible
[07:37:46] <crutchy> brainfuck
[07:38:17] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[07:38:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: Brainfuck
[07:38:18] <Chief_Piggum> crutchy, show me some pretty PHP code and I'll show you a pretty harlequin fetus.
[07:38:19] <chromas> that's not ugly though
[07:38:23] <SirFinkus> no, brainfuck was designed to have the smallest possible compiler or something
[07:38:42] <Chief_Piggum> brainfuck gets mad props - it uses to few characters to be ugly.
[07:38:46] <arti> pretty, as in something subjective.
[07:38:46] <chromas> we could make it ugly, fat and bloated
[07:38:47] <Chief_Piggum> too few^
[07:38:49] <chromas> yomama
[07:39:16] <crutchy> Chief_Piggum, maybe rip into this one: https://github.com
[07:39:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/irc_lib.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[07:39:25] <crutchy> its pretty nasty
[07:39:31] <arti> lol
[07:39:52] <SirFinkus> Piet has the prettiest source code though
[07:40:04] <arti> like admiral piet
[07:40:14] <crutchy> SirFinkus, s/iet/ascal/
[07:40:14] <sedctl> <crutchy> <SirFinkus> Pascal has the prettiest source code though
[07:40:23] <crutchy> :D
[07:40:30] <SirFinkus> http://upload.wikimedia.org
[07:40:32] <SirFinkus> nope
[07:40:54] <Chief_Piggum> function get_valid_data_cmd($allow_customs=True)
[07:41:28] <arti> begun, the code beauty subjective judging has.
[07:41:30] <Chief_Piggum> lines 98 through 116.
[07:41:34] <crutchy> that's up there with 2D fourier transforms
[07:42:08] <crutchy> yeah that array is butt ugly
[07:42:09] <Chief_Piggum> crutchy, you deserve mad props for making PHP somewhat pretty. But PHP is by nature ugly.
[07:42:15] <arti> https://github.com
[07:42:16] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03cassava/IndexBasedDecode.hs at master · tibbe/cassava · GitHub
[07:43:03] <SirFinkus> Finished Greatful Dead btw, 8/10 movie
[07:43:03] <crutchy> haskell++
[07:43:03] <Bender> karma - haskell: 1
[07:43:21] <Chief_Piggum> is an .hs file like a header file for a .cs file?
[07:44:03] <crutchy> i think it stands for haskell script?
[07:44:40] * Chief_Piggum thinks there should be a .fs file, for "faceticious fuck"
[07:44:59] <crutchy> arti's the haskell guru. i wrote a hello world script in it but i don't know shit about haskell
[07:45:38] <crutchy> apparently its a good string mangler
[07:46:00] <arti> for writing parsers, it's amazing
[07:48:03] <arti> https://www.fpcomplete.com
[07:48:05] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Parsing Log FIles in Haskell - School of Haskell | FP Complete
[07:48:17] <arti> boom into types
[07:48:30] <chromas> with a capital I
[07:48:44] <arti> probably pees sitting down
[07:54:35] <crutchy> how does it compare to awk?
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[07:56:03] <chromas> yeah, rewrite sedbot in haskell
[07:56:07] <Chief_Piggum> Hahah, allright, drunken and stoned homework!
[07:56:23] <Chief_Piggum> or write a haskellbot.
[07:56:43] <Chief_Piggum> and name it "David_Haskellhoff"
[07:56:51] <crutchy> definitely need a haskellbot
[07:57:10] <crutchy> we have perl, pascal, php, python and awk bots
[07:57:23] <crutchy> and c of course :)
[07:57:32] <Chief_Piggum> what are the pascal and python bots?
[07:58:04] <chromas> Bender is python
[07:58:39] <crutchy> there's a bit of bash scripting in exec too
[07:58:49] <crutchy> need moar languages!
[07:58:58] <arti> the haskell bot is kinda moot
[07:59:31] <crutchy> ~moo t
[07:59:31] <exec> (__)
[07:59:32] <exec> (oo)
[07:59:32] <exec> /------\/
[07:59:32] <exec> / | ||
[07:59:32] <exec> * /\---/\
[07:59:32] <exec> ~~ ~~
[07:59:32] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[08:00:09] <crutchy> why moot?
[08:00:17] <crutchy> ~define moot
[08:00:20] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3moot: Owner of the first english chan website, 4chan.
[08:00:25] <arti> -_-
[08:00:35] <crutchy> ima dumarse
[08:01:24] <Chief_Piggum> moot is a fucking sellout like Rob Malda was.
[08:01:38] <Chief_Piggum> The world would be a better place if people could ride on fame alone and not sell the fuck out.
[08:01:40] <arti> 10 years is a good run
[08:01:47] <arti> well 12
[08:01:55] <Chief_Piggum> Firefox and Ubuntu wouldn't be fucked if people didn't sell out.
[08:02:26] <chromas> did ubuntu sell out?
[08:03:16] <Chief_Piggum> chromas, Ubuntu sold out like metallica did. They did what they always did before, just very homosexually.
[08:03:56] <chromas> I first heard about napster from lars' mouth
[08:04:11] <chromas> I was like "fuck yeah!"
[08:04:21] <arti> really
[08:04:27] <chromas> als, "this guy's a fag"
[08:04:35] <arti> i remember the flash parody
[08:04:41] <arti> napster baaaaaaaaaaad
[08:04:49] <chromas> oh yeah
[08:05:24] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[08:05:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Napster Bad! - Metallicops - YouTube
[08:05:45] <chromas> _homw
[08:05:59] <chromas> _h0mwsexual
[08:06:43] <arti> shit my bad, thought it was your turn
[08:06:44] <ciri> ok who farted?
[08:08:50] <chromas> ciri: it was MEEE
[08:08:54] <chromas> ciri: reply
[08:09:06] <Chief_Piggum> ciri, I don't know. But maybe this guy does: http://40.media.tumblr.com
[08:10:10] <chromas> is that a young john goodman?
[08:10:18] <chromas> from 60 years ago
[08:10:28] <arti> http://imgur.com
[08:10:28] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The rage Microsoft must feel.... - Imgur
[08:10:30] <arti> first comment
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[08:11:51] <chromas> apples cause cancer
[08:12:47] <Chief_Piggum> hahah arti
[08:13:19] <Chief_Piggum> man, Microsoft could have been pretty badass without Ballmer.
[08:13:49] <Chief_Piggum> don't forget that AAPL had the Newton tho
[08:13:54] <Chief_Piggum> and that thing was a FLOP.
[08:14:43] <arti> balmer did a decent job as far as stocks were concerned, and awesome company pep meetings
[08:15:14] <arti> but yes, they could've done much better
[08:15:25] <arti> retarded how they had the divisions competing
[08:16:10] <chromas> copying apple/
[08:16:11] <chromas> ?
[08:16:24] <arti> is that how they operated too?
[08:16:34] <arti> well done btw
[08:16:38] <chromas> didn't they have mac vs veryone else at once time
[08:16:55] <chromas> thanks. we kicked the bot's ass :)
[08:17:24] * chromas raises dual fingers in honor of serfbot
[08:18:11] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[08:19:25] <chromas> boner harrelson
[08:19:25] <arti> Chief_Piggum: did you make this? http://i.imgur.com
[08:19:59] <crutchy> lmao
[08:20:15] <chromas> lol
[08:20:20] <chromas> ciri: laugh
[08:20:46] <crutchy> that's why i like libertarians; no bull
[08:21:26] <chromas> crutchy: s/e(r)t/\1/
[08:21:26] <sedctl> <chromas> <crutchy> that's why i like librarians; no bull
[08:21:42] <crutchy> ooh librarians are hot too
[08:21:53] <crutchy> especially the old smelly ones
[08:22:45] <chromas> varicose_veins++
[08:22:45] <Bender> karma - varicose_veins: 1
[08:23:14] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[08:23:14] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Dog Logic - Imgur
[08:23:58] <arti> speaking of good, it has many different meanings
[08:25:33] <crutchy> just found out what moot means
[08:25:35] <crutchy> "Having no practical impact or relevance."
[08:25:38] <arti> g.k. chesterton "for example: if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of 500 yards, i should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man"
[08:26:00] <arti> really? vocabulary++
[08:26:19] <crutchy> a good man would have paid someone else to shoot his grandmother
[08:27:24] <chromas> not if he's good at budgeting money
[08:27:24] <crutchy> i'm still confused why a haskell bot would be moot
[08:27:40] <crutchy> maybe a haskell exec script might be cool
[08:28:08] <crutchy> at least then don't have to worry about haskellizing all the socket and irc bs
[08:28:26] <Chief_Piggum> good quote arti.
[08:30:42] <crutchy> ~q
[08:30:43] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (53.7 kb)
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[08:32:12] <crutchy> forgot about php5-mysql package
[08:32:22] <crutchy> had to upgrade a bunch of shit
[08:32:46] <arti> i think bunches of shit are known as piles
[08:33:19] <crutchy> i had to upgrade a pile :p
[08:33:20] <arti> crutchy, that'd be the way to go. haskellizing stuff is work.
[08:35:01] <chromas> arti: you could replace the sedbot gawk script with haskell. it doesn't have any irc stuff; just r/ws stdin/out and you'd get xp parsing irc messages
[08:35:16] <crutchy> exec can run the script using runhaskell and just pass the text and nick as arguments
[08:35:50] <chromas> it'd probably be less prone to breakage too :D
[08:36:41] <crutchy> oh if you don't want breakage i wouldn't use my bot :p
[08:37:16] <arti> for the fun bits that i'd use it for, i'd get more out of a webide.
[08:37:31] <chromas> Mismatched parentheses don't kill your sedbot functionality
[08:48:23] <arti> good suggestions though
[08:48:53] <arti> alright, i'm going to read a bit. catch you guys later
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[09:00:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Already a Winner in EFF's "Most Outrageous Response to a FOIA Request" Contest? - http://sylnt.us - one-agency's-pocket-change-is-another-entity's-small-fortune
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[09:38:04] <crutchy> http://o.my.to
[09:38:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( http://whatgifs.com )
[09:53:11] <chromas> Bender: EFF = Electronic Freedom Frontier?
[09:58:14] <crutchy> ethanol-fueled fart
[10:05:31] <crutchy> panadol++
[10:05:31] <Bender> karma - panadol: 1
[10:31:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HTTP/2 on its Way In, SPDY on its Way Out - http://sylnt.us - I-miss-Gopher
[11:14:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:14:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1053
[11:16:21] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:16:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1054
[11:16:21] <crutchy> ++coffee
[11:16:21] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 260
[11:17:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[11:17:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[11:17:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> busy breaking exec?
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[11:18:29] <crutchy> nah i restarted cos i was updating php
[11:19:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm, nod nod
[11:19:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[11:19:08] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:19:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[11:19:16] <chromas> moar breakage
[11:19:32] <chromas> did the bucket drain?
[11:19:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather ada, ok
[11:19:35] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:19:52] <chromas> ~weather pascal, wa
[11:19:54] <exec> 03Pasco, WA, USA - currently 38°F / 3°C, clear, wind NW at 5 mph, humidity 100% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (39°F-55°F / 4°C-13°C), Thursday partly cloudy (39°F-63°F / 4°C-17°C), Friday partly cloudy (41°F-54°F / 5°C-12°C), Saturday partly cloudy (39°F-54°F / 4°C-12°C) - google
[11:19:56] <crutchy> ~weather
[11:19:57] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 19°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 14 km/h, humidity 70% - Wednesday cloudy (17°C-31°C), Thursday partly cloudy (17°C-26°C), Friday partly cloudy (21°C-34°C), Saturday thunderstorm (21°C-31°C) - google
[11:20:01] <crutchy> hmm
[11:20:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a hole in his bucket, dear liza, dear liza
[11:20:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[11:20:16] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:20:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> fascist bot
[11:21:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> wunderground says much colder than yesterday and windy as fuck. also 44.4F
[11:21:46] <crutchy> ~location TheMightyBuzzard
[11:21:47] <exec> *** location "themightybuzzard" = "Oklahoma, Ada"
[11:21:51] <crutchy> :/
[11:22:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[11:22:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:24:15] <crutchy> shit
[11:24:20] <crutchy> it is working
[11:24:21] <chromas> it thinks you moved already, but haven't updated it, so it's pouting in the corner
[11:24:24] <crutchy> ~weather Oklahoma, Ada
[11:24:26] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:24:43] * crutchy tries google
[11:25:07] <crutchy> ~weather Ada, OK, USA
[11:25:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:25:12] <crutchy> derp
[11:25:19] <crutchy> wonder if google changed anything
[11:26:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather ada
[11:26:40] <exec> 03Adana, Turkey - currently 48°F, light rain showers, wind NE at 15 mph, humidity 87% - Wednesday thunderstorm (43°F-54°F), Thursday rain (45°F-54°F), Friday chance of rain (45°F-57°F), Saturday chance of rain (45°F-59°F) - google
[11:26:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather houston, tx
[11:26:57] <exec> 03Houston, TX, USA - currently 57°F, overcast, wind E at 1 mph, humidity 94% - Wednesday partly cloudy (50°F-72°F), Thursday partly cloudy (41°F-61°F), Friday clear (46°F-64°F), Saturday clear (50°F-70°F) - google
[11:27:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't the comma
[11:27:14] <crutchy> ~weather ada, oklahoma, usa
[11:27:16] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:27:35] <crutchy> ~weather new york
[11:27:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather jackson, tn
[11:27:36] <exec> 03New York, NY, USA - currently -2°C, clear, humidity 57% - Wednesday partly cloudy (-6°C--1°C), Thursday snow (-11°C-0°C), Friday partly cloudy (-14°C--5°C), Saturday partly cloudy (-11°C--4°C) - google
[11:27:37] <exec> 03Jackson, TN, USA - currently 32°F, clear, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 79% - Wednesday partly cloudy (27°F-57°F), Thursday partly cloudy (19°F-32°F), Friday partly cloudy (30°F-41°F), Saturday clear (14°F-46°F) - google
[11:27:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, it wants me to move
[11:27:49] <crutchy> lol
[11:27:49] <ciri> hehehe
[11:28:09] <crutchy> fascist bot
[11:28:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather sulfur, ok
[11:28:24] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather tulsa, ok
[11:28:37] <exec> 03Tulsa, OK, USA - currently 33°F, clear, wind NW at 8 mph, humidity 92% - Wednesday mostly cloudy (25°F-52°F), Thursday clear (23°F-43°F), Friday partly cloudy (32°F-57°F), Saturday clear (27°F-61°F) - google
[11:28:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, it just hates rural ok
[11:29:34] <crutchy> more like it was programmed by a dumarse
[11:30:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it's making you angry, count to ten. that gives you time to find something to hit it with.
[11:30:21] <crutchy> meh i'm not worried. it works for me :D
[11:30:51] <crutchy> i'll make a todo item though
[11:31:03] <crutchy> won't be doing any programmerin tonight. almost bed time
[11:31:17] <chromas> first, add ~todo to exec, then use it :D
[11:31:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather stratford, ok
[11:31:36] <exec> 03Stratford, OK, USA - currently 42°F, clear, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 80% - Wednesday chance of rain (30°F-54°F), Thursday partly cloudy (32°F-43°F), Friday partly cloudy (36°F-59°F), Saturday clear (30°F-66°F) - google
[11:31:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, suck it bot
[11:32:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like they took the ada temperature station away or something
[11:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather-add TheMightyBuzzard Stratford, OK
[11:32:43] <exec> name "TheMightyBuzzard" set for location "Stratford, OK"
[11:32:46] <crutchy> i can get ada if i type into google though. its weird
[11:32:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> 15 mile difference, no big
[11:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> also the stratford one isn't an urban station since it's by no means urban
[11:34:16] <chromas> "urban", *wink*
[11:34:30] <chromas> urban youths
[11:34:34] <crutchy> the way i parse the page is pretty rural
[11:35:06] <crutchy> there might be a slight difference in the html or summin
[11:35:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be
[11:35:53] <crutchy> dunno why it would work for straford and not ada though. that's got me stuffed
[11:36:16] <crutchy> might have a tinker tomorrow. curiosity will get the better of me :p
[11:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[11:43:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat, mozilla is walling up their garden
[11:43:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.ghacks.net
[11:43:21] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Mozilla to require add-ons to be signed in the future - gHacks Tech News
[11:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> </sarc>
[11:43:45] <chromas> :(--
[11:43:49] <chromas> --:(
[11:43:50] <Hedonismbot> Karma - :(: -2
[11:44:16] <chromas> maybe there'll be an extension to disable that
[11:44:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:45:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> expect palemoon will probably just ignore sigs
[11:45:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> Looks like someone finally found a use for liberals: http://phys.org
[11:45:49] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Weaker individuals in a population can strengthen its long-term stability, reduce likelihood of extinction
[11:46:19] <chromas> it also looks like firefox is copying opera from just before it converted to chrome
[11:46:35] <chromas> new 'theme' system that just sets a background image at the top
[11:46:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, maybe ff is going to convert to chrome too
[11:47:11] <chromas> then we'll have to port ie to linux
[11:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
[11:49:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> lynx ftw
[11:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, gonner play me some Eternal Lands
[11:50:26] <chromas> I wonder which browser systemd will take over
[11:50:27] <chromas> see ya
[11:51:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a no reboot game. mmo with a linux client
[12:02:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Glass Project to be 'Reset' - http://sylnt.us - do-over
[12:03:21] <crutchy> woohoo. glasshole2.0
[12:38:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://edition.cnn.com
[12:38:49] <Hedonismbot> ^ 033 Muslim students shot to death in apartment near UNC Chapel Hill - CNN.com
[13:34:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linaro Launches ARM SBC, Pushing Standard HW - http://sylnt.us - seven-nation-ARMy
[14:00:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://bigstory.ap.org
[14:00:57] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Obama proposes war authorization against Islamic State
[14:03:46] <paulej72> anything new this morning
[14:06:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> site-wise, nada.
[14:07:02] <paulej72> hows the packing?
[14:07:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> slow mostly
[14:07:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> turns out i'm fairly lazy
[14:07:28] <paulej72> been there done that, got the tshirt
[14:07:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna have time this week to plot n plan removal of some boxes from our stable?
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[14:40:45] <janrinok> hi guys
[14:46:05] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard, mabey this weekend
[14:46:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> cool cool, i'll save some time
[14:46:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya janrinok
[14:47:56] <janrinok> TMB: How's things with you?
[14:48:19] <janrinok> hi paulej72
[14:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, caffeining up and bout to go find more boxes
[14:49:00] <janrinok> lol - I thought you would be half way there by now. Can't you just hear the fish nibbling?
[14:49:01] <ciri> hehehe
[14:49:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd think but turns out when you have three unused bedrooms you collect a lot of crap
[14:49:54] <janrinok> don't I know it!
[14:50:34] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: is that crap for the skip/dumpster or crap that must be packed to be stored in another spare bedroom when you arrive?
[14:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> the latter but a storage building instead
[14:51:08] <janrinok> ah, important crap
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[14:52:12] <janrinok> LancePodstrong: good a'noon to you
[14:53:18] <LancePodstrong> ahoi
[14:53:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, mornin
[15:03:41] <LancePodstrong> 16 days at or below zero so far this winter compared to 43 days at or below zero last winter by this date, in minneapolis
[15:03:47] <LancePodstrong> yeehaw!
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[15:05:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Raspberry Pi 2 Susceptible to Very Bright Light - http://sylnt.us - cardboard-hat-is-sufficient
[15:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, been quite nice here this winter too overall
[15:23:05] <janrinok> quite a mild winter here - only had a bit of snow for 2 days and the rest grey and damp
[16:36:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Patch Tuesday Release Fixes Unprecedented Zero-Day Design Flaw in Windoze - http://sylnt.us - active-re-directory
[16:49:07] <LancePodstrong> naps++
[16:49:07] <Bender> karma - naps: 15
[16:57:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn skippy
[16:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[16:57:11] <Bender> karma - naps: 16
[17:06:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Research into Psychedelics, Shut Down for Decades, is Now Yielding Exciting Results - http://sylnt.us - lucy-in-the-sky-with-diamonds
[17:10:04] <LancePodstrong> what's up with the url in that story? http://www.newyorker.com
[17:10:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Trip Treatment - The New Yorker
[17:10:10] <LancePodstrong> mbid=soylentnews.org
[18:07:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Patch Tuesday Release Fixes Unprecedented Zero-Day Design Flaw in Windows - http://sylnt.us - active-re-directory
[18:37:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A New Database of Drone No Fly Zones for Homeowners? - http://sylnt.us - I-thought-I-owned-my-drone?
[20:04:21] <chromas> A done of my own
[20:04:43] <chromas> from the ssssh,-everyone's-asleep-here dept
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[20:36:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> HA! Hahahahahaha!
[20:37:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> those fishing poles i had to replace cause they got stolen? well i just got a gift card in the mail from Bass Pro from some contest i'd signed up for and forgot about that should replace what the homeowners insurance didn't cover.
[20:39:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Temperature Data is not “The biggest scientific scandal ever.” - http://sylnt.us - glaciers-don't-recede-without-heat
[20:59:07] <SirFinkus> awesome
[20:59:18] <crutchy> congratulations sir :D
[21:00:04] <crutchy> silver lining on an otherwise shitty experience
[21:11:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> karma of a justly lived life, bitches
[21:12:33] <crutchy> ~q
[21:12:34] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (46.6 kb)
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[21:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather ada, ok
[21:13:27] <exec> 03Ada, OK, USA - currently 54°F, mostly cloudy, wind NE at 17 mph, humidity 62% - Wednesday chance of rain (28°F-55°F), Thursday clear (30°F-46°F), Friday partly cloudy (32°F-59°F), Saturday clear (34°F-64°F) - google
[21:13:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> good job
[21:13:38] <crutchy> moved it to a screen session on my server so i can take my lappy to work
[21:13:44] <crutchy> oh
[21:13:55] <crutchy> actually i didn't change anything o.0
[21:14:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> well good on google for fixing whatever they broke then
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[21:14:11] <crutchy> lol
[21:17:48] <crutchy> catch yas later
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[21:39:06] * TheMightyBuzzard is having fun busting LancePodstrong's balls on the latest article
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[21:39:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, JamesNZ
[21:39:45] <JamesNZ> Morning TheMightyBuzzard :)
[21:43:12] <paulej72> hello JamesNZ
[21:43:50] <JamesNZ> Hey paulej72 \o
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[22:26:02] <LancePodstrong> oh no
[22:26:06] <LancePodstrong> i have caught a horrid cold :(
[22:26:34] <LancePodstrong> all ball busting in good fun welcomed
[22:32:14] <paulej72> LancePodstrong, make sure it is not the flu. I got hit 2 weeks ago but realized it was the flu and was able to get Tamiflu before it was too late to help
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[22:36:54] <Cyprus> google broke what?
[22:40:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Revolution: YotaPhone 2 Double-Screen Smartphone - http://sylnt.us - Janus-is-calling
[22:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Cyprus, crutchy's weather script
[22:51:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> LancePodstrong, any fever? two kinds of flu going around this year. one has a high fever with it n the other doesn't.
[22:52:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> a cold never has a fever with it though.
[22:54:20] <paulej72> 61 0f 179
[22:56:53] <paulej72> 66 of 179
[23:01:14] <paulej72> 76 of 179
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[23:03:21] <LancePodstrong> i'm not really sure what's up
[23:03:51] <paulej72> spacex lauched
[23:04:20] <paulej72> dscovr has left the pad
[23:04:30] <LancePodstrong> i puked and pooped :(
[23:04:39] <LancePodstrong> could be norovirus, that's been common round here too
[23:04:42] <LancePodstrong> i feel lots better now
[23:04:53] <paulej72> or food posioning
[23:16:49] <paulej72> no first stage recovery due to bad weather at landing site. only did soft landing. Hopfully they got it on film.
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[23:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> LancePodstrong, could be the same crap i had then. felt rumbly guts for a day then all good.
[23:32:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth
[23:35:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, bad spam mod. https://soylentnews.org
[23:35:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN comment by Darth Turbogeek (1073)
[23:35:49] <chromas> ooh
[23:35:55] <chromas> I finally see "spam" in the breakdown
[23:36:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> you wanna wield the ban-hammer, paulej72, or should i?
[23:36:15] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard, do we want to ban or just unspam?
[23:36:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd say ban on cases where there's little to no doubt of abuse and no retraction comment
[23:37:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> but then i'm a hardass on mod abuse
[23:38:54] <paulej72> OK I am in agreement, is there an easy way to backuot the ban?
[23:39:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on how you define easy. just one simple sql statement in mysql to remove a ban so i think it's simple.
[23:40:35] <paulej72> We should add that to the user info that is displayed for admins so it can be easily edited
[23:41:39] <paulej72> ok done
[23:42:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> slap it on the to-do list. can be a simple button or link.
[23:42:58] <paulej72> thinking of an editable field so we can manally adjust the ban time
[23:43:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, aight
[23:43:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> anything but 1000-01-01 and their next one uses the big ban value though
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[23:53:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, sposed to be some outstanding fishing tomorrow night
[23:54:20] <paulej72> there a reson?
[23:58:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, solar n lunar cycles n pressure n wind n temperature n lotsa other stuff