#Soylent | Logs for 2014-12-13
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[00:01:36] <crutchy> ++coffee
[00:01:36] <NetCraft> Karma - coffee: 192
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[00:26:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Unh.
[00:27:26] <Ethanol-fueled> It will be time to drinky-drink in T-minus 30 minutes.
[00:27:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Then all bloody filthy sods will be told to bugger off.
[00:28:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Then I will either do a cowardly dive out of here, or be K-lined.
[00:28:39] <Ethanol-fueled> The lesson here is, you all had better not be bloody filthy sods tonight.
[00:29:24] <Ethanol-fueled> As an op, I can make demands. I am so far up my own ass that I can see the current state of the dinner I ate 3 hours ago.
[00:29:55] * Ethanol-fueled farts with the velvety reediness of a prize ebony clarinet
[00:32:12] <Ethanol-fueled> One time I phaarted in the bathtup when my butt was right near the surface of the water
[00:32:27] <Ethanol-fueled> it sounded like someone was strangling and trying to drown Donald Duck\
[00:33:47] * Ethanol-fueled get up to give birth to Baby Obama, take him to the pool, and shower
[00:34:35] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick Ethanol-fueled
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[00:52:50] <chromas> It looks like swiss isn't identified. Needs to be for Bender to bite his shiny metal commands
[00:53:34] <swiss> really?
[00:54:11] <swiss> jeez, someone changed the auth database a while ago
[00:54:33] <swiss> cause i was the first person to get certfp set up on here
[00:58:10] <chromas> You're using ssl or whatever but not identified with nickserv
[00:58:36] <chromas> There ya go
[00:58:53] <crutchy> :irc.sylnt.us 330 crutchy swiss swiss :is logged in as
[00:59:41] <chromas> It says he's authed now so he must've poked something
[00:59:41] <swiss> i was, before something must have happened
[00:59:50] <crutchy> does monopoly use 330 for auth?
[01:00:05] <crutchy> or maybe host
[01:00:07] <chromas> Doesn't check auth yet
[01:00:45] <crutchy> bit of mucking around to get it to work i guess
[01:01:07] <crutchy> host is prolly good enough anyway
[01:01:16] <crutchy> if/when
[01:01:30] <chromas> Yeah, it doesn't track users yet 'cause I'm lazy
[01:02:15] <crutchy> i started using 330 cos i couldn't be bothered tracking users for a long time
[01:04:26] <chromas> You're right, it checks nick/vhost. It was a stack of ors but now it's all in the hives
[01:04:43] <chromas> Hives are monopoly's systemd
[01:05:54] <crutchy> i think my whois tinkering started when prospectacle proposed an idea for site name voting way back
[01:05:57] <crutchy> hmm
[01:06:03] <crutchy> ~last prospectacle
[01:06:55] <exec> last privmsg for prospectacle in #soylent: [2014-12-03 11:26:34] the new true gnu crew and the case of the haunted daemon
[01:06:58] <crutchy> heh. now i finally got a voting script that uses nickserv accounts
[01:07:06] <crutchy> only a few months late :p
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[01:25:27] <SpallsHurgenson> ~suggest change the listing of IRC log files so they are listed in reverse chronologicial order (most recent on top). I hate scrolling. :-)
[01:25:34] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[01:25:52] * chromas gives SpallsHurgenson an End key
[01:26:25] <SpallsHurgenson> I hate moving the mouse to the bottom of the screen then, geez :)
[01:29:56] <SpallsHurgenson> the lazy just don't get no respect 'round here!
[01:30:17] <crutchy> that's a good idea
[01:30:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - iRobot More Than a Floor Cleaner, it Could Be a Hacker's Dream Machine - http://sylnt.us - i-guess-i'll-take-the-R2-unit
[01:30:23] <crutchy> specially on phones
[01:30:35] <chromas> I'm so lazy I rolled my own database for the bot instead of re-learning sql
[01:30:50] <SpallsHurgenson> no, disrepecting the lazy is a bad idea! I'd demand more respect if it didn't take so much effort!
[01:30:52] <crutchy> db engines are fun
[01:31:09] <chromas> it could toss a #target link in the log page to jump to the bottom too
[01:31:39] <crutchy> i think it just appends the file
[01:31:41] <chromas> tama: SpallsHurgenson is Rodney Dangerfield
[01:31:50] <SpallsHurgenson> that better not require an extra click; I don't have that much energy :)
[01:31:51] <crutchy> there's not even closing body/html tags
[01:32:27] <chromas> Bender: an R2 unit? What have those ever done?
[01:32:28] <crutchy> oh there is
[01:32:48] <crutchy> wow when i was making the log scripts i'm pretty sure there wasn't
[01:32:56] * crutchy shoots brain with smrt
[01:33:06] <chromas> The index page probably doesn't; it's terrible
[01:33:25] <SpallsHurgenson> tama?
[01:33:53] <crutchy> the index page is missing the top part of html :p
[01:34:09] <chromas> tama's the stripper in the batcave
[01:34:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> they like to talk to a bot that's not in the channel. it's a weirdo thing. don't question.
[01:34:41] <crutchy> tama, yo mama likes talking to my butthole
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[01:36:29] <SpallsHurgenson> bleh. they spray a fungicide in this room after taking down my ceiling. I can /taste/ it. that's probably not good.
[01:37:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls, but now you have a loft and you can sell it at an extreme markup to foreign hipsters.
[01:37:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Lofts are the rage in NYC.
[01:38:26] <chromas> that's 'cause hipsters like to spend their money on frivolities instead of essentials
[01:39:10] * chromas heads to the dollar store for some bright green sunglasses
[01:39:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm confused... I'm a hipster now?
[01:39:35] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: You just need to find some
[01:39:58] <crutchy> hipsters are cool now cos we changed the definition
[01:40:02] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't think I do
[01:40:24] <chromas> I thought hipsters were cool before thinking hipsters was cool was cool
[01:40:41] <crutchy> you hipster you
[01:41:10] * crutchy struts his steve urkle pants and suspenders
[01:41:18] <SpallsHurgenson> how can I tell if I am a hipster? what are the symptoms?
[01:41:19] <ciri> doing great here
[01:41:48] <crutchy> i'm a hipster cos i think i'm awesome
[01:41:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> do you not know the meaning of the word irony but use it all the time anyway?
[01:42:20] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: ironically, no
[01:42:20] <crutchy> its when your clothes are all smooth and wrikle-free
[01:42:30] <SpallsHurgenson> that's so ironic that you ask, because I like iron!
[01:42:35] <chromas> like literally
[01:43:11] <chromas> crutchy: but you gotta buy your clothes at your equivalent to Goodwill
[01:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they must make you look like a social reject
[01:43:44] <chromas> cheap artifacts; expensive, organic/imported foods with foreign names
[01:44:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> and, most importantly, are you permanently k-lined from this server?
[01:44:23] <SpallsHurgenson> like Vegemite!
[01:44:37] <crutchy> and you must loiter in mcdonalds carparks
[01:45:02] <crutchy> oh hang on are we still talking about hipsters?
[01:45:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[01:45:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> hipsters--
[01:45:25] <Bender> karma - hipsters: -11
[01:45:57] <crutchy> and drive beat up cars worth a fraction of the subwoofer contained in it
[01:46:50] <crutchy> and buy the latest iphone before you've paid off the contract on the last one
[01:47:17] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, I see. hipster is no just a general definition to given to any annoying young adult... which is all of them. Get off my lawn!
[01:47:24] <crutchy> lol
[01:47:24] <ciri> lol damn!
[01:47:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> owning any apple product is also a bad sign
[01:47:29] <chromas> crutchy: you gotta taste this porpoise smegma juice coffee
[01:47:54] <crutchy> only if it comes in a tofu cos i'm on a diet you see
[01:48:47] <Ethanol-fueled> amen to that, Buzzard.
[01:48:57] <Ethanol-fueled> And an awful lot of senior brass here like 'em.
[01:49:10] <Konomi> apple pie is the only apple product I buy
[01:49:13] <Ethanol-fueled> and by an awful lot I mean Ncommander and Pauley that I know of.
[01:49:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was worried about paulej72 for a bit there, yeah.
[01:49:51] <crutchy> the office where i work used to be chock full of ishit. when i started i think i was the only one with a samsung, but now theres a few more
[01:50:06] <Ethanol-fueled> errybody around here has iphones
[01:50:09] <Konomi> apple isn't more popular for the recording
[01:50:14] <SpallsHurgenson> apple makes good hardware; a bit overpriced, perhaps. not crazy about their software practices though
[01:50:25] <Konomi> their users are just more attention whorey a lot of the time
[01:50:29] <Ethanol-fueled> konomi, Apple made recording easy enough for idiots to do
[01:50:36] <crutchy> apple hardware just looks nicer
[01:50:52] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, for certain values of "nicer"
[01:50:59] <crutchy> hipster nicer
[01:51:17] <crutchy> but yeah some other phones do look buttfugly compared to iphones i'll admit
[01:51:22] <Konomi> Ethanol-fueled: that's why none of the youtube vidoes have normalised audio ;p
[01:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> now wait a minute, i don't even own a cellphone.
[01:51:38] <Ethanol-fueled> It's like pickup trucks. They look horrible with curves. They're supposed to be blocky, utilitarian gadgets.
[01:51:39] <Konomi> I have one
[01:51:41] <Konomi> it still runs java
[01:51:42] <Konomi> ;p
[01:52:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, you speak the truth. as well as having beds long enough to put an entire fucking sheet of plywood in.
[01:52:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, and now trucks are getting all curvy
[01:53:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> and tall, and shortbedded
[01:53:07] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, its cheaper here to have a current phone on contract than to keep an old one on prepaid. they chuck in loads of free stuff with new phones
[01:53:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, it's cheaper here to not have one at all
[01:53:33] <Ethanol-fueled> was just about to say shortbedded buzzard. Nothing looks more lame than a 6-pack (extended cab) with a short-bed
[01:53:41] <crutchy> depends. how much do you pay for landline?
[01:53:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, looks be damned. you can't use it how a pickup was meant to be used.
[01:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> must be able to haul shit in it
[01:54:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[01:54:22] <crutchy> tmb, you need a ute maaaaate! :d
[01:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucking truck poseurs
[01:55:34] <crutchy> http://oldholden.com
[01:55:37] <Ethanol-fueled> My auto mechanic from the Imperial Valley, a bearded and crusty tattooed dude, told me recently that he likes rearview backup cameras.
[01:55:54] <Ethanol-fueled> My heart sank when he said that.
[01:55:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> my dad just paid like $30k for one of them tall, short-bedded, curvy bastards. it drives like a delivery truck and holds about as much as a station wagon.
[01:56:12] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah buzzard
[01:56:22] <Ethanol-fueled> People do get senile in their old age.
[01:56:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> broke my heart having to disown him
[01:56:28] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[01:57:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... read a book or watch a movie?
[01:57:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to post and old epic troll as a journal.
[01:57:37] <SpallsHurgenson> book!
[01:57:41] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, just need one of these: http://www.kenworthdownunder.com.au
[01:57:42] <SpallsHurgenson> no, wait, movie!
[01:57:50] <SpallsHurgenson> no, no, changed my mind; book.
[01:57:55] <SpallsHurgenson> on the other hand... movie?
[01:57:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Unfortunately, it's one of my oldies from circa-2009 slashdot.
[01:57:59] * SpallsHurgenson can't decide
[01:58:32] <Ethanol-fueled> movie, buzzard
[01:58:38] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, I hope that was of some assistance, TMB
[01:58:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Books are sooooo "weekday"
[01:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> galaxy quest it is then
[01:58:53] <crutchy> books are soooo once a year
[01:58:54] <Ethanol-fueled> that is gay, buzzard.
[01:59:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes ya just gotta admit that you like hokey shit and watch it, yo
[02:00:00] <crutchy> http://www.imdb.com <<< you know you wanna
[02:00:02] <NetCraft> ^ 03Spice World (1997) - IMDb
[02:00:33] <chromas> wanna fanta
[02:07:32] <Ethanol-fueled> journal posted.
[02:07:52] <Ethanol-fueled> *psssst...* don't tell anybody that I posted that in Slashdot around 2009.
[02:12:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Good submissions, crutchy
[02:12:57] <Ethanol-fueled> on the front page
[02:13:27] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, that's the kind of movie you see with your daughter when she's not old enough to realize you
[02:13:35] <Ethanol-fueled> you're just perving on the Spice Girls.
[02:13:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Kinda like what Miley Cyrus is now.
[02:14:07] <Ethanol-fueled> it's like when my lesbian aunt took me to see Species with her when I was a kid.
[02:14:23] <Ethanol-fueled> (" Why would my aunt take me to see this? It looks a little scary for a kid my age.")
[02:16:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Gee, I wonder: kv.i1.fdbimg.pl/viv0sk_kt3mgz.jpg
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[02:31:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anonymous Calls for Attacks Against PandoDaily Writers Over Tor Reporting - http://sylnt.us - follow-the-money
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[02:46:42] <juggs> what am I getting flack for?
[02:46:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Nothing.
[02:47:03] <Ethanol-fueled> There's nobody in here.
[02:47:15] <juggs> something about channel perms... I'll have to read up
[02:47:42] <Ethanol-fueled> uh-oh. Ethanol-fueled banned in 3...2...1...
[02:49:02] <Ethanol-fueled> It's like that Far Side coming where a parrot is saying, "Shaddup, you stupid boid!" "Shaddup, you stupid boid!" next to an angry man holding a gun.
[02:49:22] <Ethanol-fueled> and I'm the "stupid boid"
[02:49:28] <crutchy> who in their right mind modded this offtopic? http://soylentnews.org
[02:49:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN comment by Anonymous Coward
[02:49:59] <crutchy> troll, overrated, etc maybe, but offtopic it aint
[02:50:21] <crutchy> oh i have mod points lol :D
[02:50:56] <crutchy> thats betterer
[02:50:58] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, what's worse is that somebody accused that of being me.
[02:51:05] <crutchy> lol
[02:51:07] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[02:51:32] * Ethanol-fueled regrets actually having work to do the day that was posted, and missed it.
[02:51:51] <crutchy> ciri: i'm laughing at you... with breasts
[02:52:24] <crutchy> dammit. i run out of meat pies :(
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[02:52:47] <Ethanol-fueled> How you doing, Crutchy?
[02:52:55] <SoyCow0304> !quote 304
[02:53:01] <crutchy> not bad Ethanol-fueled
[02:53:03] <juggs> !quote 304
[02:53:03] <Bender> Quote 304 - <paulej72> if only, I could get a job in porn
[02:53:06] <crutchy> how bouts yourself?
[02:53:07] <ciri> how how brown cow
[02:53:22] SoyCow0304 is now known as juggs-spawn
[02:53:25] <crutchy> ~cowsay HI SoyCow0304!
[02:53:27] <exec> ________________
[02:53:28] <exec> < HI SoyCow0304! >
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[02:53:28] <exec> \ ^__^
[02:53:28] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[02:53:28] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
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[02:53:46] <juggs> .voice juggs-spawn
[02:53:46] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v juggs-spawn] by juggler
[02:53:53] <juggs-spawn> !quote 304
[02:53:58] <crutchy> oh gawd its multiplying! kill it.. KIIIIL IT!
[02:54:10] <Ethanol-fueled> uh-oh, juggs is acting weird. It means konomi and spallshurgeson begged him to kick me tonight.
[02:54:19] * Ethanol-fueled puts hands up
[02:54:21] <juggs> .devoice juggs-spawn
[02:54:21] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v juggs-spawn] by juggler
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[02:54:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I din du it I can't breathe, officer!
[02:54:37] <crutchy> its prolly his remote controlled destructo-bot
[02:54:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Can't we all just get along? Ow, you're hitting me!
[02:55:00] <crutchy> .poke Ethanol-fueled in the eye
[02:55:01] * exec pokes Ethanol-fueled in the eye
[02:55:04] <crutchy> :D
[02:55:42] <Ethanol-fueled> ping -f irc.sylnt.us
[02:55:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Pay up or fall silent! I have this place HOSTAGE
[02:56:16] <juggs> oh noes! a ping of doom!
[02:56:17] <crutchy> ciri beat you to it :p
[02:57:13] <Ethanol-fueled> did you guys see the "fuck High Pickens" script?
[02:57:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[02:57:36] <Ethanol-fueled> hugh pickens^
[03:01:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Ends MPAA Anti-Piracy Cooperation - http://sylnt.us - organized-crime-by-any-other-name
[03:09:06] <Leebert> Fuck you, Comcast. Increasing the cost of static IPs?
[03:09:25] <Leebert> These fuckers find an excuse to charge me more EVERY SIX MONTHS.
[03:09:32] <chromas> Does that include v6 ips?
[03:09:44] * chromas doesn't get v6 :'(
[03:09:57] <Leebert> Somehow, I've gone from $0.00 for my equipment fee to $12.95 for my equipment fee.
[03:10:25] <Leebert> And no. Comcast has heavily fucked over their business class users for IPv6.
[03:10:38] <Leebert> It's been coming "real soon now" for something like 3 years.
[03:12:03] <Leebert> I'm pretty sure the reason they haven't done that yet is because they need to figure out how to charge us.
[03:13:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, you're being raped.
[03:14:03] <Leebert> Ethanol-fueled: Yes. I am well aware.
[03:14:24] <chromas> Multi-address fee, Extended address storage fee, Backdoor penetration testing fee…
[03:14:51] <Ethanol-fueled> that sounds classy, chromas. Do you operate out of a host or something?
[03:14:54] <Konomi> offically awake
[03:14:59] <Konomi> time to spread chaos across the world
[03:16:22] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: nah, but I've been to the bank
[03:17:52] <chromas> Ooh, how about a fee-handling fee?
[03:17:55] <Leebert> "Earlier this year, we conducted an audit and determined some Comcast Business Internet accounts were being charged below the standard rate for Static IP addresses. Thereafter, Comcast Business engaged in a national price adjustment initiative that impacted all Internet customers."
[03:18:22] <Leebert> Funny. That's exactly how my cable modem rental went from $0.00 to $7/mo.
[03:18:40] <Leebert> Even though my contract said $0.00
[03:18:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, that's when you get so mad you make somebody pay.
[03:18:56] <Leebert> But they pointed out that they're allowed to change the contract, as per the contract. I am not.
[03:19:09] <Leebert> I might have eyed up the AR-15.
[03:19:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, then it's time to strike at them.
[03:19:23] <Leebert> But alas, ammo is still too expensive. :)
[03:19:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Pay a granny to take a hammer to their office
[03:19:41] <Ethanol-fueled> there's precedent for the old lady getting off scot-free
[03:19:43] <Leebert> (note to overly sensitive: This is a joke.)
[03:19:55] * chromas dials up the fbi
[03:20:17] <Leebert> Oh, and that $7/mo bumped up to $9/mo a few months later.
[03:20:31] <Leebert> It's landed at about $13/mo as of recent.
[03:20:54] <Leebert> It's infuriating that you MUST rent it from them if you have static IPs.
[03:21:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, it's time to harass tech support folks until they quit and cut into the manager's bonus and raise.
[03:21:49] <Leebert> Heh. I actually have a friend who works for Comcast and constantly blathers on Facebook about what an "awesome" company they are.
[03:22:00] <Ethanol-fueled> drag out support call times, be rude and condescending, attack them personally ("you sound like a runt, your life is sad, kid")
[03:22:33] <Leebert> Were I to be expending effort making their lives bad, I'd rather do it more constructively.
[03:22:43] <chromas> Leebert: they probably require him to do it. Nobody likes comcast. I hate comcast and I've never lived in the same town as comcast
[03:22:47] <Leebert> I keep meaning to attend the county cable board's meetings.
[03:23:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, that's why you ask to speak to the managers.
[03:23:44] <Leebert> The one thing I've considered doing is getting as many of my neighbors as possible to drop Comcast in favor of a public hotspot I put up.
[03:23:50] <Ethanol-fueled> You have to attack them as a person, leebert. It's cruel, but it's the only thing you know will affect the company's bottom line.
[03:24:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, and just how will you serve that connection?
[03:24:14] <Leebert> My contract says I'm allowed to put up a public hotspot since I have business class + static IPs.
[03:24:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, but where are you going to get that fat pipe on what I assume is a resedential account?
[03:24:44] <Leebert> It's not a residential account; it's business class.
[03:25:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Do it Leebert
[03:25:22] <Ethanol-fueled> civil disopbedience
[03:25:44] <chromas> "Civil disobedience is still disobedience"
[03:26:01] <crutchy> paulej72 has a fat pipe
[03:26:17] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley should go into porn, then.
[03:26:30] <crutchy> !quote 302
[03:26:30] <Bender> Quote 302 - <Konomi> !grab Konomi
[03:26:35] <crutchy> !quote 303
[03:26:35] <Bender> Quote 303 - <Konomi> "senators will be absolutely livid when they find out their 16 yo daughter just 3d printed her first sex toy"
[03:26:45] <crutchy> !quote 320
[03:26:45] <Bender> Can't find quote 320
[03:27:07] <crutchy> there was a very topical quote from thismorning about that very thing
[03:27:14] <Leebert> Huh. My county has an open-access fiber ring.
[03:27:17] <juggs> hmm
[03:27:26] <crutchy> fiber is good for your ring
[03:27:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, do whatever you can do subvert the man.
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[03:27:47] <crutchy> hi juggs-minion
[03:27:54] <spawn> hi :D
[03:27:54] <ciri> hi spawn
[03:27:54] <crutchy> oh i mean sspawn
[03:28:11] <crutchy> fucking bouncy keys :/
[03:29:26] <spawn> !quote 304
[03:29:26] <Bender> Quote 304 - <paulej72> if only, I could get a job in porn
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[03:30:12] <SoyCow0304> !quote 304
[03:30:12] <Bender> Quote 304 - <paulej72> if only, I could get a job in porn
[03:30:13] <Ethanol-fueled> You want to break the enemy's will
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[03:31:00] <juggs> weird behaviour Bender - just weird
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[03:31:32] <crutchy> juggs it was something to do with !voice or some shit
[03:31:35] <Ethanol-fueled> having "been" in front of others in certain moments helps
[03:31:37] <chromas> juggs: did soycow identify?
[03:31:41] <juggs> nope
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[03:32:01] <chromas> is it run on whatever Bender's on?
[03:32:04] <Leebert> well poop. the cable regulatory commission had a meeting... yesterday.
[03:32:15] <chromas> I remember you found some config magic that let a couple bots get extra power
[03:32:28] <juggs> chromas, is what run?
[03:32:32] <Konomi> http://www.sandraandwoo.com
[03:32:35] <Konomi> so true ~
[03:32:43] <chromas> juggs: the minion you're testing
[03:33:15] <juggs> I'm just using the web client for Soy - and yes that's on the same box as Bender
[03:33:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Konomi, if you have a longer attention span, you may want to read The Grand Inquisitor
[03:33:35] <Konomi> I don't
[03:33:36] <Konomi> ;p
[03:33:46] <Ethanol-fueled> That's too bad.
[03:34:03] <chromas> actually, the religious nutjobs of the time also threatened jesus with death…
[03:34:09] <crutchy> Konomi, it would be true if those socialist hippies didn't 'help' people with taxes
[03:34:20] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, and even to this day:
[03:34:21] <Ethanol-fueled> http://en.wikipedia.org
[03:34:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: The Grand Inquisitor
[03:34:30] <chromas> except back then, they followed through
[03:34:38] <crutchy> if people really wanna be ultruistic, they can pay for it out of their own damn pocket
[03:34:49] <chromas> ~define ultruistic
[03:34:55] <crutchy> otherwise socialist hippy it is
[03:35:03] <exec> ultruistic: unable to find definition
[03:35:13] <Ethanol-fueled> ~define altruistic
[03:35:14] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3altruistic: it means a selfless act an individual performs for no benefit of their own self... purely because of their good nature... like the "good samaritan"
[03:35:32] <crutchy> my smelling thucks
[03:35:33] <chromas> that doesn't exist
[03:35:49] <crutchy> and it doesn't mention paying with taxes
[03:36:29] <chromas> crutchy: stop being selfish and give up over half your paycheck dammit. Cruise missiles aren't free you know
[03:36:49] <Ethanol-fueled> uh-oh, politics. Kill them all!
[03:36:52] <crutchy> i think its only about a third. dammit i should be paying more taxes!!!
[03:36:53] <Ethanol-fueled> AMerika UBER ALLES
[03:37:09] <chromas> I propose a tax-raising tax
[03:37:19] <Ethanol-fueled> In honor of America, and old favorite:
[03:37:24] <chromas> and comcast should get in on that
[03:38:03] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:38:03] <NetCraft> ^ 03Panzer rollen in Afrika vor (English Subtitle) - YouTube
[03:38:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Amerika Rollen in RUSYA vor!
[03:38:32] <Leebert> chromas: the religious nutjobs of the time didn't just threaten Jesus with death, they *had him killed*.
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[03:39:01] <SunTW> night guys
[03:39:12] <SoyGuest5810> night SunTW
[03:39:17] <SoyGuest5810> !quote 304
[03:39:23] <SoyGuest5810> hmm
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[03:39:50] <SoyGuest5810> !quote 304
[03:39:58] <SoyCow0304> !quote 304
[03:40:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, Jesus got off easy in "The Grand Inquisitor." Which is worse in ways, because in walking out and never returning he implied that humanity is beyone redemption.
[03:40:12] <Ethanol-fueled> beyone^
[03:40:20] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
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[03:40:20] <NetCraft> ^ 03I wasn't ready for applying at Chili's to be this Orwellian. - Imgur
[03:40:35] <spawn> !quote 304
[03:40:35] <Bender> Quote 304 - <paulej72> if only, I could get a job in porn
[03:40:37] <Ethanol-fueled> beyond^
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[03:41:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Pauley could technically get a job in porn with a decent-looking woman for 5-600 bucks and condom use
[03:41:58] <Ethanol-fueled> the other 200 bucks coming from use of the camera, which only some whores allow.
[03:42:19] <Ethanol-fueled> if Pauley did in fact have a "fat pipe" he could properly audition
[03:42:19] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[03:42:20] <NetCraft> ^ 03neon shudder - commissioned cryoclaire to make this for my next EP! - Imgur
[03:42:29] <juggs> You seem knowledgeable EF
[03:43:04] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, you can get a half-hour with a good looking woman for 100-200 bucks. No camera, of course.
[03:43:06] <Konomi> https://imgur.com
[03:43:07] <NetCraft> ^ 03Congratulations, you have been selected! - Imgur
[03:43:10] <Konomi> \o/
[03:43:59] <chromas> Leebert: I said they followed through :)
[03:44:34] <Leebert> I missed that. Y'all type faster than I can read. :)
[03:44:51] <Leebert> Especially when I'm finding out about this magical municipal fiber network that just lit up near me.
[03:44:57] <Leebert> The county *and* the city?
[03:45:04] * Leebert just might start an ISP
[03:45:09] <chromas> do it
[03:45:23] <chromas> start some sort of company though so they don't sue you directly
[03:45:27] <Leebert> Although I live outside the city. Not so far that I couldn't lease some space on a few dozen utility poles.
[03:45:54] <chromas> set up some wifi aps with directional antennas
[03:45:57] <Leebert> I have a friend a bit farther out in the boonies who runs a large growing business.
[03:46:14] <Leebert> He can't manage to get ANY high-speed network service there.
[03:46:44] <chromas> You can charge him a No Questions Asked fee
[03:46:45] <Leebert> In spite of having a pretty significant economic impact.
[03:46:54] <Leebert> Not that kind of growing. :)
[03:47:04] <chromas> You can charge him a Questions Asked fee
[03:47:11] <Leebert> lol
[03:47:11] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[03:47:20] <chromas> crutchy: we need a ~fee generator script :D
[03:47:56] <Leebert> No, but the point is he's pretty angry at Comcast, is motivated to stick it to them, and has the financial means.
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[03:56:33] * crutchy sets up a high speed fan pointed along the back of his desk
[03:56:35] <Leebert> Does anybody want to sign up for paperless billing? I'm sure you totally want to sign up for paperless billing. I'll just go ahead and give you paperless billing unless you ask me not to. No? Well, OK. I'll go ahead and sign you up for paperless billing unless you ask me not to. You totally want paperless billing, right?
[03:57:04] <Leebert> No, Comcast. I want you to keep paying as much money as possible to service me as a customer.
[03:57:19] * Leebert apologizes for the excessive ranting.
[03:57:22] <Leebert> But... Comcast.
[03:57:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, it sounds like you should take the offensive.
[03:57:46] <crutchy> its worse when you ring up and ask why you haven't received a bill for the last month and they tell you "oh it was emailed to you" or "you need to login to your billing profile" and when you ask them for a paper bill they tell you "oh we don't do that anymore"
[03:58:07] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys can cut into a manager's bottom line.
[03:58:21] <Ethanol-fueled> But you were taught that being mean is wrong.
[03:58:43] <crutchy> tv tells us to be good little vegemites
[03:58:52] <Leebert> Being mean IS wrong. But undermining evil people is perfectly fine. As long as you're not being evil yourself.
[03:59:06] <crutchy> ~define evil
[03:59:07] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Evil: aka girls, girls are evil I have proof... Girls require time and money (Girls = Time x Money) But we all know time is money (Time = Money) Therefore (Girls = Money x Money) (Money x Money = Money squa...
[03:59:19] <Leebert> crutchy: If I actually understod what vegemite actually was, I might actually want to try it some time.
[03:59:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Leebert, when you fight beasts, you become a beast. When you stare into the Abyss, the abyss stares back at you.
[03:59:41] <crutchy> Leebert, its made from the byproduct of beer production
[03:59:44] <Ethanol-fueled> you may choose to consider yourself on the moral higher ground as people fuck with you.
[03:59:46] <crutchy> or something like that
[04:00:15] <Ethanol-fueled> When people fuck with me, we're gonna be civilized about it....which means, instead of the hospital, you're gonna end up in therapy.
[04:00:23] <Ethanol-fueled> get the picture?
[04:00:39] <crutchy> killing people with drones is ok, as long as they're in another country and i can't see who dies
[04:00:57] <crutchy> at least that's what we're trained to believe
[04:01:04] <crutchy> which is shit
[04:01:18] <crutchy> i fucking hate drones
[04:01:36] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't agree with that, crutchy. For all the ways that hipsters are pissants, there's an emerging hipster movement which makes me proud:
[04:01:47] <Ethanol-fueled> and that is, if you want to eat meat, you have to kill the animal yourself.
[04:02:14] <crutchy> drone warfare is the most callous and cowardly strategy
[04:02:45] <crutchy> why not just drop nukes
[04:02:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Killing people via drones is cowardly. What we should do is capture the target alive, and pit that target against a drone pilot in hand-to-hand combat.
[04:03:55] <crutchy> pitting little kids against drone pilots is also not fair
[04:04:21] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, when you capture the target, you're not capturing the collateral damage.
[04:04:40] <chromas> we need rc aircraft with cables and hooks so we can scoop up people
[04:04:44] <crutchy> sometimes i wonder whether the kids are really collateral damage
[04:04:54] <crutchy> they're just blotches on the screen afterall
[04:05:00] <Ethanol-fueled> They're not, crutchy. They're all bug splats.
[04:05:35] <crutchy> yeah
[04:06:19] <Ethanol-fueled> or, crutchy, we could level the playing field by giving the drone pilot a knife or a pistol with one round, then arm the kid with a semi-auto and train him on it for a couple weeks
[04:06:31] <crutchy> you guys are ok. but your government is fucked up to the point where nazi's seem ok
[04:06:57] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, America's government is insane. Nobody will stand up to them.
[04:07:06] <chromas> except we support the jews instead of putting them into the oven
[04:07:15] <chromas> s/we/our gov/
[04:07:15] <sedctl> <chromas> except our gov support the jews instead of putting them into the oven
[04:07:25] <crutchy> nod (to the sed)
[04:07:50] <crutchy> though i don't know who 'the jews' are
[04:08:11] <chromas> the actual jews. israel, hollywood etc
[04:08:30] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the Jewish aka "neoconservative" influence in American government run at least back to Kissenger.
[04:08:35] <crutchy> i don't think evil is limited to religious deliniation
[04:09:21] <crutchy> i do agree that neocons seem to be fucking things up. the wrong side of the republican party
[04:09:54] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the problem is that those types are also active in your area and in Europe, and are fucking up both of them.
[04:09:59] <crutchy> hopefully there will either be a split or the libertarians will gradually beat the neocons out
[04:10:26] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, those in charge are much more aggressive than common plebes.
[04:10:28] <chromas> we just need the cable news networks to convince their diehard fans to become an hero
[04:10:41] <crutchy> australia has its problems no doubt. but many seem to be exported from the other side of the pond
[04:10:56] <Ethanol-fueled> they run a cost-benefit analysis when the commoners get too loud, then continue to fuck you over more subtly.
[04:11:52] <Ethanol-fueled> This is the era of government as business.
[04:11:53] <crutchy> as much as i think the greens are a bunch of whining treehugging dipshits, at least they're not the other two parties
[04:12:07] <crutchy> not that i voted for any of them
[04:12:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Before, the government would fuck you over and as long as you had what you wanted you would be fine.
[04:12:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Now, that business model is so greedy it wants to take things from you. Your fishing boat. Your house. Your rights.
[04:13:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Them fucking you depends on your lack of involvement, and how you'll just accept things when the government lays them on you.
[04:14:06] <Ethanol-fueled> And they're betting on the fact that, by the time commoners realize that, it will be too late.
[04:14:10] <crutchy> we don't seem to be too much worse off over here. there's a healthy distrust of our big four banks
[04:14:28] <crutchy> i use a local credit union, even though i pay more in fees
[04:14:57] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, do you live in bizarro world, where credit unions charge MORE in fees than less as they do here?
[04:14:57] <crutchy> i have stooped to getting an ing orange card recently though
[04:15:33] * Leebert has devolved into reading the 1978 Pole Attachment Act
[04:15:36] <crutchy> they're smaller and keep branches open
[04:15:51] <crutchy> its the cost of not fucking over your customers
[04:16:07] <crutchy> i like being able to go into a local branch and talk to someone
[04:16:47] <crutchy> also, the customers are shareholders
[04:17:07] * Leebert is a member of two credit unions and a customer of one "let me transfer you to my supervisor" uberbank
[04:17:28] <Leebert> The credit unions have their place, but so does the uberbank.
[04:17:50] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, i'm not saying i'm making the wisest financial choice, but its better for my local economy
[04:18:40] <crutchy> having said that, i have no idea what might happen to my home loan if/when ing goes belly-up
[04:18:50] <crutchy> s/ing/ING/
[04:18:51] <sedctl> <crutchy> havING said that, i have no idea what might happen to my home loan if/when ing goes belly-up
[04:18:58] <crutchy> derp
[04:20:19] <Leebert> Somebody buys it and you pay the somebody instead of your failed credit union.
[04:20:31] <Ethanol-fueled> man, I'm glad I live in a shitty studio apartment that I rent with unlimited utilities for 600 bucks a month.
[04:20:36] <crutchy> i've thought about changing my home loan to the credit union, but meh needs forms and stuff. just getting the loan was tedious
[04:20:56] <crutchy> ING isn't a credit union
[04:21:12] <Leebert> Or, in the US, the whole bank gets bought out after an FDIC takeover.
[04:21:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I live in like 400 square feet wiht a toilet you have to sit at an angle to take a shit in.
[04:21:35] <crutchy> is it a 'slanty town' bahahahahaha!!
[04:21:56] <crutchy> sorry man i had to get that out
[04:22:02] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, with the Brown Menace encroaching, it is.
[04:22:39] <Ethanol-fueled> But it comes with not having to give a fuck.
[04:23:17] <Ethanol-fueled> and freedom is more important than square footage and other perks to some deranged indiciduals.
[04:23:22] <Ethanol-fueled> individuals.
[04:25:00] <Ethanol-fueled> The property owner likes that too, because its a college town, and paying 600 bucks a month to live alone is a good sign of a single middle-class.
[04:25:04] <crutchy> i don't have faith in the future. i bought a house cos that's what people do, but i won't be surprised if my investment is worthless or stolen from me down the track
[04:26:50] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you have a family though. You're not a foreveralone scumbag like I am.
[04:27:54] <Leebert> I bought a house so I could rip out the walls without having to be afraid a landlord would find out.
[04:28:11] <Ethanol-fueled> But in America, property costs are causing problems. Squatters. Large developments uninhabited. People stripping the appliances and copper wire from their homes before bailing.
[04:29:18] <crutchy> luckily i'm not overleveraged
[04:29:39] <crutchy> my dad drilled good borrowing habits into me
[04:30:07] <crutchy> my repayment is less than a quarter of my take home income
[04:30:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice, crutchy, You were brought up with good decisions, and made good choices.
[04:31:07] <crutchy> my income still seems to disappear though :p
[04:31:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to be ejected from my home so that an immigrant family could live in it ant generate more money for it.
[04:31:59] <crutchy> that sucks dude
[04:32:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, you know. I attack the enemy where it hits them hardest.
[04:32:37] <crutchy> maybe you can be a college bum and live on campus and bang all the nursing chicks?
[04:33:15] <Ethanol-fueled> SDSU chicks are so vapidly stupid they're not worth talking to. Also, they charge you with rape.
[04:33:23] <chromas> Don a mustache and denim jacket; hang out near the high school
[04:33:37] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: come up north where the cost of living isn't so retarded
[04:33:51] <crutchy> yeah california seems pretty crazy
[04:34:05] <crutchy> go to the state that Bill built :p
[04:34:12] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas: don't worrry about me, I have my bases covered.
[04:34:17] <chromas> ~define bill
[04:34:19] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Bill: one who which is drop dead sexy has a massive penis and will punch anyone out who pisses him off. also bill has ill skillz in everything. Most people know him as a balla.
[04:34:37] <crutchy> wow i didn't know mr gates was well hung
[04:34:58] <chromas> though we do have asshole Californians who come up and build 4-story houses to block your view despite only having a permit for 2-stories
[04:35:10] <crutchy> like mr gates?
[04:35:29] <Ethanol-fueled> anybody who has tried to fuck with me the last 4 years has been demoted or otherwise cut down.
[04:35:42] <chromas> crutchy: yeah, MicroSoft was named ironically
[04:36:04] <crutchy> chromas, start a real estate business selling alotments in the crater of mt st hellens
[04:36:08] <chromas> Bill Gates is OH, dawg—Original Hipsta
[04:36:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd like to go up north to Oregon or Washington, but there aren't many hardware jobs up there.
[04:36:52] <crutchy> isn't that where all the skunkworks are?
[04:37:07] <crutchy> around nevada and colorado etc
[04:37:16] <crutchy> hmm they're prolly not overly north
[04:37:17] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the Skunk Works is in Palmdale/Lancaster
[04:37:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Northern Los Angeles
[04:37:38] <crutchy> nah i mean the 'real' skunkworks (the ones they don't want you to know about)'
[04:37:54] <Ethanol-fueled> so like 20 miles north of the San Fernando Valley.
[04:37:58] <chromas> those are in australia crutchy
[04:38:07] <chromas> We're using you :D
[04:38:58] <crutchy> actually there are some fucking huge tunnels out in the deserts here. i worked on a job for one this year and i looked at the drawings and had to ask how long the tunnel was. nobody knew
[04:39:12] <crutchy> was for an iron ore mine
[04:39:39] <chromas> crutchy: but we do have some tech activity because cheap electricity
[04:39:53] <chromas> faceboob datacenters and stuff
[04:40:45] <crutchy> they're good for construction contractors. once they're built they fill them with sysadmins and office plebs
[04:41:01] <crutchy> i think e-f is talking about real toymakers
[04:41:34] <crutchy> with lockheed martin logos on them :p
[04:41:41] <chromas> Yeah, but we take your privacies
[04:41:47] <chromas> we have that too
[04:41:53] <crutchy> yeah
[04:42:03] <crutchy> but i'm not sure they're in california
[04:42:09] <crutchy> i dunno where they are though
[04:42:16] <crutchy> bumfuck west
[04:42:29] <crutchy> 90210
[04:43:03] <chromas> http://www.google.com
[04:43:03] <NetCraft> ^ 03The Dalles, Oregon – Data Centers – Google
[04:43:06] <chromas> we have google too
[04:43:35] * SpallsHurgenson returns from a viewing of the Bridge Over The River Kwai
[04:43:55] <crutchy> india and china prolly havea lot of big datacenters now
[04:44:30] <crutchy> its like they have their own internet or something. we don't seem to hear about what goes on over there much
[04:45:24] <crutchy> i just live near big holes in the ground, with huge digging things in them
[04:45:29] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, shut th efuck u.
[04:45:35] <Ethanol-fueled> <middle finger>
[04:45:57] <chromas> crutchy: dingonet?
[04:46:06] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled?
[04:46:23] <Ethanol-fueled> You dont get a free-pass
[04:46:33] <crutchy> for what dude?
[04:46:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, you do.
[04:47:00] * chromas checks ef for ethanol
[04:47:05] <crutchy> sorry if i said something bad. honestly didn't mean it like that
[04:47:16] * SpallsHurgenson whistles the Colonel Bogey March
[04:47:31] <Ethanol-fueled> I have ben drinking
[04:47:43] <Ethanol-fueled> the mind is skewed
[04:47:43] <crutchy> $beer crutchy
[04:47:43] * aqu4 gives crutchy a cold can of beer
[04:48:00] <crutchy> lol mine is skewed, but i can't blame it on alcohol :p
[04:48:00] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[04:48:04] <chromas> !beer cream cheese frosting
[04:48:04] * ciri pours some cream cheese frosting from the tap and slides it to chromas
[04:48:10] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm...
[04:48:11] <SpallsHurgenson> $beer SpallsHurgenson
[04:48:11] * aqu4 gives SpallsHurgenson a cold can of beer
[04:48:13] <SpallsHurgenson> I see...
[04:48:21] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder...
[04:48:22] <chromas> I shoulda used powdered sugar
[04:48:22] <SpallsHurgenson> $coffee JamesNZ
[04:48:25] <crutchy> if only that worked for wives
[04:48:25] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:48:25] <NetCraft> ^ 03Sheila E and The E Family - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[04:48:32] <crutchy> $blowjob
[04:48:32] <SpallsHurgenson> awww :)
[04:49:09] <chromas> !beer blowjobs
[04:49:09] * ciri pours some blowjobs from the tap and slides it to chromas
[04:49:18] <crutchy> ew
[04:49:52] <crutchy> chromas, i think that's called a cowboy
[04:50:21] <crutchy> ~define cocksucking cowboy
[04:50:31] <crutchy> ud fail
[04:50:42] <exec> cocksucking cowboy: unable to find definition
[04:50:59] <crutchy> http://en.wikipedia.org
[04:50:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Cocksucking Cowboy
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[04:54:11] <crutchy> !beer bricks
[04:54:11] * ciri pours some bricks from the tap and slides it to crutchy
[04:54:41] <crutchy> !beer steel beams
[04:54:42] * ciri pours some steel beams from the tap and slides it to crutchy
[04:54:51] <crutchy> now i can make my own pub
[04:56:17] <juggs> !beer beer
[04:56:17] * ciri pours some beer from the tap and slides it to juggs
[04:56:41] <juggs> !beer more beer
[04:56:42] * ciri pours some more beer from the tap and slides it to juggs
[04:56:51] <juggs> !beer even more beer
[04:56:51] * ciri pours some even more beer from the tap and slides it to juggs
[04:57:05] <juggs> !beer gallons of beer
[04:57:05] * ciri pours some gallons of beer from the tap and slides it to juggs
[04:57:21] <juggs> !beer bacon sandwiches
[04:57:21] * ciri pours some bacon sandwiches from the tap and slides it to juggs
[04:57:42] <juggs> god like work
[05:01:11] <SpallsHurgenson> kevin bacon sandwiches?
[05:01:18] * juggs vomits
[05:01:22] <juggs> I hope not
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[05:03:00] <Ethanol-fueled> fuck off you stretchy cunts.
[05:03:05] <Ethanol-fueled> HHAAHAHAHHAAAHA
[05:03:12] <Ethanol-fueled> BYE BYE
[05:04:19] <crutchy> !beer beer beer beer
[05:04:19] * ciri pours some beer beer beer from the tap and slides it to crutchy
[05:06:21] <SirFinkus> stretchy cunts, that's a good one
[05:06:24] * SirFinkus makes a note
[05:07:40] <SpallsHurgenson> erm...
[05:07:51] * SpallsHurgenson backs away slowly
[05:08:22] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: it's a compliment—it means we're young
[05:08:40] <SpallsHurgenson> young? whippersnappers!!!! you're after my lawn!
[05:09:28] * chromas sneaks the dog over to SpallsHurgenson's lawn and doesn't bring a bag
[05:09:51] <chromas> Actually, it's good to have a bag in case somebody's looking
[05:10:13] <juggs> yah - just rustle that bag around and pretend to pick it up
[05:11:10] * SpallsHurgenson keeps working on his carnivorous grass project
[05:11:35] * chromas boots up and stomps the grass
[05:11:38] * juggs equips flamethrower
[05:15:06] <SpallsHurgenson> you know that Plant vs Zombie game? that's a documentary about my work :)
[05:17:27] <SpallsHurgenson> speaking of which, this room looks like a medical isolation ward; it's split in two by a big plastic sheet with a zipper-door in it :)
[05:18:20] <juggs> I'm not sure whether to be concerned for your well being or call in the rescue team :/
[05:18:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I feel nice and secure on this side of the zipper :)
[05:19:21] <juggs> Which side are you on? The incarcerated side or the observers side?
[05:19:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I am outside the asylum
[05:20:08] <SirFinkus> how are the repairs coming?
[05:20:29] <SpallsHurgenson> I no longer have a ceiling
[05:20:45] <SpallsHurgenson> hence the need for my security-zipper :)
[05:20:48] <SirFinkus> D:
[05:21:11] <SpallsHurgenson> actually, it's pretty freaky... it's very Silent Hill on the other side of the plastic
[05:21:26] <juggs> dirty, dusty work pulling a ceiling down - plaster dust is ebil, get everywhere shit
[05:21:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I keep thinking something nasty is going to drop down out of the crawlspace. I never realized how much I like ceilings
[05:22:19] <SpallsHurgenson> the CeilingTakerDowner men were very professional; they wrapped everything in plastic first then vacuumed very well afterwards
[05:22:32] <SirFinkus> glad they're taking care of you
[05:22:49] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty was sort of upset about it, but after an hour or so after they wrapped her up she stopped struggling so I guess she's okay now :)
[05:25:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I have old motherboards pinned to my wall (geek art). They individually wrapped 'em :)
[05:25:44] <juggs> HEPA and ULPA filters are great for that kind of clean up vacuuming - but man do they clog up fast
[05:25:51] <SirFinkus> motherboards are pretty neat
[05:26:07] <juggs> Better than putting them in landfill for sure
[05:27:03] <Ethanol-fueled> bahahah
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[05:28:59] <SpallsHurgenson> it's a memorial to all my old computers: gone, but not forgotten. you served me well, guys
[05:32:12] <juggs> reminds me, I've not powered up the desktop in ages
[05:33:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Orbital Entitled to Partial Payment from NASA for Failed Antares Launch - http://sylnt.us - rocket-surgery
[05:38:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I refuse to be interested in rockets ever since they re-used the Orion codename for the new rocket
[05:38:20] <SpallsHurgenson> Orion is supposed to be a nuclear, damnit!
[05:38:22] <chromas> If hollywood can do it
[05:38:35] <chromas> Orion II: Shakedown
[05:39:29] <SpallsHurgenson> nuclear pulse propulsion, e.g., sit on an atom bomb and see how far you fly :)
[05:39:43] <juggs> something something Bruce Willis something Sigourney Weaver something drills something nuke it from orbit to be sure
[05:40:36] <chromas> Coming in theaters everywhere
[05:41:37] <juggs> probably with an enhanced light sabre or something too
[05:42:03] <chromas> The rocket will have extra nozzles that point off to the sides
[05:42:06] <juggs> with ear bleed sound tech
[05:42:32] <chromas> brought to you buy carl's jr
[05:47:17] <juggs> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[05:47:19] <NetCraft> ^ 03BBC News - Surfers ride 'weather bomb' waves in Spain and Portugal
[05:47:52] <SpallsHurgenson> bombs? ter'rists! quick, we'd better invade
[05:47:57] <crutchy> !note add stretchy cunts
[05:48:00] <crutchy> :/
[05:48:52] <juggs> rut roh - crutchy broke something
[05:49:22] <crutchy> bender is insufficiently bendy
[05:49:28] <arti> flexi
[05:50:29] <juggs> Bender is a mystery to me. Seems very disjointed in it's construction. TMB seems to have it worked out though. ~shrug~
[05:50:44] <juggs> there goes the apostrophe fetish again
[05:51:11] <crutchy> i just avoid grammar altogether. then nobody expects any better :)
[05:51:25] <crutchy> oh shit i made a period!
[05:51:33] <SpallsHurgenson> se'xy, s'exy a'pos'trep'he's'
[05:52:11] <crutchy> at least you can't inadvertently run bash commands in them
[05:52:22] <crutchy> apparently
[05:56:34] <juggs> colour me shocked - the bbc ran a story about big waves and didn't mention global warming or freak weather once, must be losing their fu
[05:58:42] <SpallsHurgenson> I blame Microsoft
[05:58:55] <crutchy> systemd
[05:59:25] <SpallsHurgenson> coming in 2015: MS Systemd 1.0
[05:59:29] * juggs whacks crutchy with a systemd stick
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[06:03:41] <arti> kung-fu
[06:05:38] <crutchy> ubuntu
[07:04:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Iranian Hackers Used Visual Basic Malware to Wipe Vegas Casino’s Network - http://sylnt.us - house-of-cards?
[07:20:21] <juggs> Sounds like a reason for another war or manipulate a regime change.
[07:26:25] <juggs> .devoice
[07:26:25] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v juggs] by juggler
[07:33:00] <crutchy> russia prolly won't allow it
[07:33:16] <crutchy> otherwise it would have already happened
[09:00:22] <crutchy> .voice
[09:05:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Original Apple Computer Sells for $365,000 at New York Auction - http://sylnt.us - piece-of-history
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[09:24:14] <SirFinkus> http://www.vice.com
[09:24:15] <NetCraft> ^ 03Here Are the Latest Photos of the Satanic Statue Being Made for Oklahoma’s Statehouse | VICE | United States
[09:24:17] <SirFinkus> I love this so much
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[10:44:28] <chromas> Bender: list chan
[10:44:28] <Bender> chan plugin has the following commands: chan-loudcommand, chan-allowcommand, chan-cycle, chan-denyplug, chan-delwatch, chan-enable, chan-allowwatch, chan-disable, chan-loud, chan-withprivmsg, chan-join, chan-silentcommand, chan-token, chan-part, chan-removecommand, chan-silent, chan-mode, chan-allowplug, part, chan-del, join, chan-list, chan-upgrade, chan-withnotice
[10:44:38] <chromas> Bender: chan-join #
[10:44:57] <chromas> Bender: join #
[10:44:59] <chromas> :(
[10:51:25] <crutchy> Bender: chan-list
[10:51:25] <Bender> joined channels: #editorial, #botcommand, #dev, #frontend, #irpg, #numbers, #style, #irc-staff, #Soylent, #relaytest, #staff meh, #chillax, #staff, ##
[10:51:33] <crutchy> wtf is the 'meh' channel?
[10:51:56] <crutchy> or #staff meh
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[11:05:47] <SirFinkus> fuck christmas
[11:06:07] <SirFinkus> especially fuck those shitty stop motion christmas shows and that shitty peanuts one everyone's obsessed with
[11:06:23] <crutchy> snoopy++
[11:06:23] <Bender> karma - snoopy: 1
[11:06:24] <SirFinkus> and fuck every christmas song
[11:06:31] <SirFinkus> there aren't any good ones
[11:06:54] <crutchy> how about "ay santa claus ya cunt. where's me fuckin bike"?
[11:07:41] <SirFinkus> santa cunt
[11:08:13] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:08:13] <NetCraft> ^ 03KEVIN BLOODY WILSON Hey Santa Claus - YouTube
[11:09:21] * SirFinkus refuses to click any christmas related links unless they are grim news stories about holiday suicides or tongue in cheek ones about local burglers getting caught in chimmneys
[11:09:40] <SirFinkus> the later it gets, the worse my grammar
[11:10:09] <crutchy> you'll love the kevin bloody wilson one
[11:10:36] <SirFinkus> 10 seconds in, already hate it
[11:10:39] <crutchy> suits your current xmas mood to a tee :p
[11:10:44] <crutchy> give it a chance
[11:10:51] <SirFinkus> it's a song
[11:11:21] <SirFinkus> here comes santa claus, here comes santa claus, right up your mother's cunt
[11:11:31] * SirFinkus hates christmas
[11:11:39] <SirFinkus> oh shit, forgot about the grinch, fuck him too
[11:14:24] <chromas> the grinch hated all the singing and noise too
[11:14:36] <chromas> stupid noisy neighbors
[11:16:12] <SirFinkus> children should never sing
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[11:16:32] <chromas> looks like SirFinkus strangled that elf
[11:16:33] <SirFinkus> revision: children should never make noise
[11:17:58] <crutchy> lol ethanol-fueled will love this: https://www.youtube.com
[11:17:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03All I Want for Christmas Is... Jews - YouTube
[11:17:59] <ciri> heh
[11:18:23] <SirFinkus> I thought he hated jews
[11:18:29] <crutchy> :p
[11:21:20] <chromas> here's something old: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
[11:21:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03A case for The Grinch
[11:21:36] * SirFinkus feels old
[11:36:09] <crutchy> haha 'so until next time kiss my dick'
[11:36:17] <crutchy> lol what an outtro
[11:36:17] <ciri> lol damn!
[11:36:25] <SirFinkus> the podcast is great
[11:37:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - GCHQ Launches New Cryptography App - http://sylnt.us - WT-MCI-QOB-FSOR-HVWG,-MCI-RCB'H-BSSR-WH
[11:41:00] <crutchy> wtf
[11:41:32] <crutchy> ah. bytram was the ed :p
[12:21:34] <crutchy> wtf. flash plugin runs on github pages :/
[12:21:42] <crutchy> meh
[12:21:45] <crutchy> night SN
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[12:34:36] <SirFinkus> http://www.angenechemical.com
[12:34:38] <SirFinkus> horrifying
[12:34:41] <NetCraft> ^ 031-azabicyclo[2.2.2]octane;2-hydroxy-2,2-diphenylacetic acid(CAS# ) - angenechemical.com
[12:34:46] <SirFinkus> you can just buy this shit
[12:42:06] <SirFinkus> it's $30 a gram
[12:45:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:45:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 903
[12:57:02] <SirFinkus> err http://www.mpbio.com
[12:57:02] <NetCraft> ^ 03 ( /product.php?pid=02153697&country=223 )
[12:57:19] <SirFinkus> think I got the wrong one the first time
[13:39:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - British Medical Journal: Men Really can be Idiots — Darwin Awards Prove it - http://sylnt.us - no-award-winners-disagreed
[14:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:22:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 904
[14:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> Think I'll write a journal today.
[14:25:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> got something been percolating around in my brain and need to make it go away.
[15:27:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> there we go: https://soylentnews.org
[15:27:07] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN journal The Best Defense is a Good Offense 04(0 comments)
[15:40:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Beats Network Caching Patent Claim - But Patent Stands - http://sylnt.us - a-brief-flicker-of-light
[15:51:22] <ar> 9✓ The account arachnist is huggable.
[15:52:37] * TheMightyBuzzard quirks an eyebrow
[15:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm still not hugging you.
[15:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> You're not family or someone with big, soft knockers. You don't qualify for huggage from me.
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[15:56:41] <Ethanol-fueled> something's smelling pretty ripe,
[15:56:52] <Ethanol-fueled> coming from that sewer pipe,
[15:56:57] <Ethanol-fueled> It's POOPOO! POOPOO!
[15:57:27] <Ethanol-fueled> You know every body knows,
[15:57:35] <Ethanol-fueled> You can smell it with your nose,
[15:57:42] <Ethanol-fueled> It's POOPOO! POOPOO!
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[17:24:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> too quiet in here. almost quiet enough that Ethanol-fueled needs to come back
[17:24:25] <Konomi> it's never that quiet
[17:24:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, fair nuff.
[17:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy then. he's usually good for a yackfest.
[17:25:51] <Konomi> it's 4:25am in hopping rat land I doubt he's awake ;p
[17:26:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's your excuse then?
[17:26:37] <Konomi> fell asleep at 10pm and woke up at 2am
[17:26:39] <Konomi> damn naps
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[17:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that'd do it. used to be on a split sleep cycle myself. 12-4 both times.
[17:42:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It's Official: Ford Dumps Windows for QNX - http://sylnt.us - BlackBerry-Inc-mops-its-brow
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[17:42:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard++ for dat journal entry
[17:42:41] <Bender> karma - buzzard: 0
[17:42:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, figured you'd like that one
[17:43:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Too bad you can't mod journals.
[17:44:07] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick Ethanol-fueled
[17:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, too bad we got a suck journal feed thing.
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[17:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> should go chronological rather than popularity
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[18:51:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, 1pm, time to eat breakfast.
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[19:43:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RideCoin - The Uncentralized Bitcoin Powered Clone of Uber - http://sylnt.us - let-the-people-decide
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[20:01:52] * crutchy wonders if it would be possible to give ethanol-fueled the ability to kick himself with juggler
[20:04:11] <crutchy> hmm. or just make him SOP
[20:05:17] <chromas> maybe exec or aqu4 could have a kickonol-fueled unit
[20:11:14] <chromas> ~say .kick NetCraft
[20:11:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could script myself to .kick Ethanol-Fueled when he says .kick Ethanol-Fueled
[20:12:09] <chromas> there ya go
[20:16:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> come to think of it, it'd be just as easy to script myself to .kick anyone that says .kick themself
[20:19:52] <crutchy> it would have to be a bot with supa cow powahs
[20:20:13] <crutchy> i barely trust exec not to run amok in here as a normal user
[20:21:03] <crutchy> prolly cos i keep tinkering with its guts and cos i forget how it works :/
[20:22:45] <crutchy> i might have a go at a journal feed when i wake up more
[20:23:18] <crutchy> using the comment feed script as a base
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[20:51:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> no bot for this, just when someone says kick and $msg->{who} eq $1, have myself say in here to .kick $1
[20:52:49] <chromas> =say .kick chromas
[20:52:49] <NetCraft> .kick chromas
[20:52:53] <chromas> =say .kick NetCraft
[20:52:53] <NetCraft> .kick NetCraft
[20:55:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't written anything yet. been #gamergate-ing
[20:57:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i donut like people who try to tell me what i should and shouldn't think or enjoy
[20:58:12] <chromas> oh yeah? Well you /should/ like it, whether you like it or not!
[20:58:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick chromas
[20:58:32] -!- chromas was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) No reason given]
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[20:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh. meant to have a /say in front of that
[20:58:55] <chromas> :D
[20:59:05] <chromas> or just an extra /
[20:59:21] <chromas> /kickonopoly
[20:59:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay, you prolly deserved it for something in the backscroll
[21:00:22] <chromas> my_computer--
[21:00:22] <Bender> karma - my_computer: -1
[21:00:56] <chromas> Enlightenment quit working; any time I start a program it locks up. Now deadbeef quit working
[21:01:05] <chromas> maybe I need yet another reboot
[21:01:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just gave you one boot, now you want another?
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[21:01:56] <IronicHipster> Hola everybody!
[21:01:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, EF
[21:02:03] <IronicHipster> Who's EF?
[21:02:16] <chromas> Even reboot is masturbating
[21:02:21] <IronicHipster> I heard about this place from my friends in my Iron Skillet cooking club
[21:02:36] <IronicHipster> They say it's cool because nobody knows about it yet.
[21:02:53] <IronicHipster> How do I get a low-digit user ID? That's what'
[21:02:55] <ciri> don't ask me!
[21:03:08] <IronicHipster> excuse me, that's what they say give you cred
[21:03:36] <IronicHipster> I'm a smart guy. I'm the guy who jailbreaks my friends' iPhones for them.
[21:03:41] <IronicHipster> I do it for the ladies for free :D
[21:04:19] <IronicHipster> hashtag...STUD
[21:04:23] <chromas> :( systemd-- is fighting itself over mount again
[21:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> stop mounting your system then
[21:04:43] <IronicHipster> Because I respect women and treat them as fairly as I treat men.
[21:05:22] <IronicHipster> I liked systemd before it was cool.
[21:05:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, at any point in time?
[21:05:45] <IronicHipster> and had Linux on my computer back when it had the brown theme.
[21:06:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you started drinkin already or just really bored?
[21:06:16] <IronicHipster> So who likes coaster bikes?
[21:06:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta be some college ball on somewhere, man.
[21:06:29] <IronicHipster> hashtag...rad
[21:06:46] <IronicHipster> Huh, it seems to be so negative in here.
[21:06:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'because we're bastards
[21:07:16] <IronicHipster> Well, I don't feel welcome anymore. You all are so surly and terse.
[21:07:39] <IronicHipster> Well anyway, I hope you all have a nice day.
[21:07:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> adios
[21:07:48] <chromas> Yeah but we were surly and terse before it wasn't cool
[21:07:54] <IronicHipster> I'm off to eat an ostrich burger and a thin-crusted pizza
[21:08:28] <chromas> new_york_pizza--
[21:08:28] <Bender> karma - new_york_pizza: -1
[21:08:38] <chromas> new_york--
[21:08:38] <Bender> karma - new_york: -2
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[21:09:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> pizza++
[21:09:53] <Bender> karma - pizza: 24
[21:11:27] <chromas> pizza++
[21:11:27] <Bender> karma - pizza: 25
[21:12:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, i haven't taken a nap yet today. i totally could fast forward over a few hours of boredom.
[21:12:50] <chromas> Gotta recharge that beard
[21:13:20] <crutchy> dammit shoulda grabbed chromas' surly terse comment
[21:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> the beard needs no help. it has powers beyond those of mortal men.
[21:13:27] <crutchy> it was cool even before it was cool
[21:13:41] <crutchy> before it wasn;t cool
[21:13:44] <crutchy> or warm
[21:13:48] <crutchy> yeah... warm
[21:14:09] <crutchy> .. and now for my ping pong ball trick!
[21:14:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, #MetalGate is now a thing apparently.
[21:14:15] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: true but perhaps you could grow a second beard
[21:14:24] <crutchy> ew
[21:14:33] <chromas> beard-on-beard
[21:14:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, my balls are already working on that
[21:14:52] <crutchy> Konomi, block your eyes
[21:14:56] <chromas> ballchinnalitis
[21:15:23] <crutchy> now we gunna have ballgate
[21:15:39] <chromas> shave
[21:15:51] <chromas> then we can have #baldersgate
[21:16:01] <crutchy> or is that what bill and steve called themselves when they were butt buddies
[21:16:36] <crutchy> they should've called microsoft ballgate instead
[21:17:01] <crutchy> would have been more apt in hindsight
[21:17:12] <chromas> what's this shit about can't fsck online volumes? fuka yu, lunix!
[21:18:14] <crutchy> first you wanna mount them. then you wanna fsck them. dayam
[21:18:40] <chromas> This is why linux will never take off in the server market…
[21:18:42] <crutchy> tama, chromas likes fscking his hard disk
[21:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, believe it, yo. you will fuck your shit up if you try to fsck a mounted volume.
[21:20:10] <chromas> yeah, they need to work on it
[21:20:48] <chromas> at the very least, it should be able to check for errors, even if they're too lazy to add online fixin'
[21:21:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> not gonna happen.
[21:21:17] <chromas> lazy++
[21:21:17] <Bender> karma - lazy: 5
[21:21:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> been this way since fsck was a thing. going to stay this way.
[21:21:44] <chromas> maybe systemd will change that
[21:21:45] <crutchy> tama, fscking is fucking and sucking at the same time
[21:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, don't make me smake you for talking to bots who aren't even in channel
[21:22:27] <chromas> .invite tama
[21:22:31] <crutchy> yeah i prolly should have put that one in the batcave
[21:22:40] <chromas> Bender: invite tama
[21:22:58] <crutchy> $invite tama
[21:23:05] <crutchy> =invite tama
[21:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> botctl: kill all humans
[21:23:24] <crutchy> !$~=invite tama
[21:24:11] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[21:24:12] <NetCraft> ^ 03Feed Me Paper - YouTube
[21:24:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[21:24:30] <NetCraft> ^ 03Andrew Klavan: #GamerGate Forever! - YouTube
[21:26:29] <chromas> that guy is wobbly
[21:26:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nap or argue on the internet some more? today could be the day i convince everyone i'm right.
[21:27:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> he is but he's pretty funny
[21:27:39] <crutchy> ~set /asdf/feed-me-paper = https://www.youtube.com
[21:28:08] <chromas> and his shirt++
[21:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya, been saving this in a tab for you, crutchy: http://www.phoronix.com
[21:28:15] <NetCraft> ^ 03[Phoronix] Sharing What You Love Or Hate About PHP
[21:28:58] <crutchy> my main gripe with php is weak typing
[21:29:26] <crutchy> but that's cos i come from pascal
[21:29:33] <crutchy> pascal++
[21:29:33] <Bender> karma - pascal: 46
[21:29:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing wrong with weak typing. saves you from having to convert types.
[21:30:14] <crutchy> means you have nfi was kind of data you're getting so you have to do checks to make sure you have an arse
[21:30:46] <chromas> republicans are the left now?
[21:30:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> sometimes i wanna know if a number that's probably stored as an int is contained in a string. i don't wanna have to fuck with converting it first.
[21:31:08] <chromas> damn one-dimensional political spectrum
[21:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatchoo talkin bout, chromas?
[21:31:45] <crutchy> strong typing makes debugging so much easier
[21:31:45] <chromas> in that video, he keeps talking about "the left" and showing the republican ass icon
[21:31:54] <chromas> I thought they were the right
[21:31:56] <crutchy> ass icon?
[21:31:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, only for type errors
[21:32:01] <chromas> the donkey
[21:32:05] <crutchy> i thought the ass was dems
[21:32:15] <chromas> oh yeah
[21:32:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> republicans are elephants, dems are jackasses
[21:32:21] <crutchy> type errors are the root cause of a lot of problems imho
[21:32:28] <crutchy> esp in php
[21:32:34] <crutchy> assumption of type
[21:32:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> are not. i NEVER have type errors
[21:32:42] <chromas> ah, I got the animal wrong.
[21:32:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> literally. never.
[21:33:22] <chromas> the old guy cartoon is a republican though
[21:33:23] <crutchy> i reckon both parties should have ass icons
[21:33:42] <crutchy> all parties in australia should have ass icons
[21:33:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, ya, old cartoon guy was funny. i'm practicing up to be him.
[21:34:04] <crutchy> why are politicians so retarded?
[21:34:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> all parties period should be put up against the wall and shot.
[21:34:23] <chromas> true
[21:34:35] <crutchy> yeah, even mars bar parties
[21:34:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> do not wanna know
[21:35:07] <chromas> lemon parties as well
[21:35:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean fer starters you lot have completely different mars bars from the us
[21:35:25] <crutchy> eck. havent heard of lemon parties
[21:35:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> google it. we'll wait.
[21:35:43] <crutchy> ~define mars bar party
[21:35:44] <chromas> ~define mars bar
[21:35:57] <crutchy> 404 bot not found
[21:36:19] <crutchy> prolly lucky. mars bar party isn't really sfw
[21:36:27] <crutchy> oh hang on its the weekend :)
[21:36:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> lemon party might be, depends on where you work though.
[21:37:22] <crutchy> in australia, mars bar parties involve a mars bar, a woman's snoosnoo and a mouth
[21:37:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> FU, consciousness! me and my assault pillow are taking your ass down.
[21:39:01] <crutchy> where do i gets me one of these assault pillows? do they come with anti-stank cannons and terrorist sleeper cells?
[21:39:02] <ciri> not sure crutchy
[21:39:42] <crutchy> oops. move along NSA. nothing to see here
[21:40:47] <crutchy> morning_farts++
[21:40:47] <Bender> karma - morning_farts: 1
[21:45:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Peru Indignant After Greenpeace Damages Ancient Nazca Archaeological Site - http://sylnt.us - protect-the-environment-by-damaging-it
[21:47:23] <crutchy> ~set /asdf/skateboards=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olit-B5Yldc#t=38
[21:47:40] <crutchy> aw fuck.
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[21:48:12] <crutchy> ~set /asdf/feed-me-paper = https://www.youtube.com
[21:48:13] <exec> error: invalid path
[21:48:23] <crutchy> what!
[21:48:42] <chromas> ya dun broke it
[21:49:04] <chromas> s/b.*$/goofed/
[21:49:04] <sedctl> <chromas> ya dun goofed
[21:49:23] <chromas> consequences
[21:49:24] <crutchy> ah well. you guys want to go skateboards?
[21:49:56] <crutchy> ciri: ya i'm a real man you guys want to go skateboards?
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[22:07:19] <crutchy> aye focker!
[22:07:21] <Ethanol-fueled> allright, genuises, I've come to pick your brains.
[22:07:37] <crutchy> i'm genius you guys want to go skateboards?
[22:07:42] <Ethanol-fueled> The problem is to generate a song from an image file.
[22:07:59] <Ethanol-fueled> each pixel in the image will represent a note or chord
[22:08:18] <Ethanol-fueled> How would YOU generate tones based on the red, green, and blue content of each pixel?
[22:08:34] <Ethanol-fueled> each color value is an integer ranging rom 0 to 127
[22:08:37] <crutchy> maybe r, g and b values each play a tone
[22:08:41] <chromas> 127?
[22:08:50] <chromas> usually it's 255
[22:09:00] <Ethanol-fueled> er, 255 chromas
[22:09:01] <crutchy> the others are for secret messages to the jews
[22:09:43] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, can you be more specific? I suppose the easy answer would be to divide 0..255 into different ranges and play the tone based on the range.
[22:09:49] <crutchy> anyway, so if you have a tone for each of r, g and b you could make a sort of chord with it
[22:10:11] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, i forgot that the gimped-down environment I'm using doesn't play chords. It's monophonic.
[22:10:18] <crutchy> you could make 127 as middle C or summin
[22:10:24] <crutchy> oh
[22:10:28] <chromas> You could use one byte for a chord; 8 bits lets you hit 8 notes at once. Then have one value is an offset and the other is volume
[22:11:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I think I'm gonna take the easy way out and just do the range thing.
[22:11:31] <crutchy> i guess you could just use one value. you'd prolly wind up with a sort of dark red blobby picture
[22:11:43] <Ethanol-fueled> My original idea was to read a text file of a certain format, draw the first 4 bars of the musical score into an image, then play the song.
[22:11:44] <chromas> if you can only do one tone then you only need two colors
[22:11:57] <chromas> (color channels
[22:11:59] <chromas> )
[22:12:12] <crutchy> ah yeah r for left and g for right
[22:12:14] <Ethanol-fueled> But setting up the score drawing subsystem is taking too much time. It can be done, but I'm gonna get a good grade no matter what as long as the project works, so I'm taking the easy way out.
[22:12:22] <chromas> crutchy: ah true; I didn't even think of stereo
[22:12:30] <crutchy> that's what uni is all about e-f
[22:12:37] <Ethanol-fueled> maybe I can alternate reading red, green, and blue values for more variable tones.
[22:12:44] <crutchy> uni = foot in door and nothing else
[22:12:46] <chromas> So one color channel each for Frequency/note, Volume and Stereo pan
[22:13:04] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas - like I said, gimped-down dev environment
[22:13:25] <Ethanol-fueled> the only thing I have access to is a method called playNote(pitch, duration, amplitude)
[22:13:36] <Ethanol-fueled> which I assume uses the MIDI
[22:13:56] <crutchy> pitch = r, duration = g, b = amplitude
[22:14:01] <chromas> well there ya go; three parameters. color images have three channels
[22:14:03] <crutchy> maybe
[22:14:08] <chromas> ^ what crutchy said
[22:14:40] <chromas> You can edit the music in mspaint :D
[22:14:43] <crutchy> lol
[22:14:44] <ciri> hahaha
[22:14:54] <crutchy> that would be awesome
[22:15:17] <crutchy> you could make an mp3 titled 'the sounds of the mona lisa'
[22:15:30] <Ethanol-fueled> what I want to do is use a constant duration for all notes.
[22:15:49] <crutchy> just make g = const then
[22:15:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[22:16:08] <chromas> and use the third channel in the image file for something visually obscene
[22:16:11] <crutchy> so its dunna be a kinda purply pic
[22:16:21] <crutchy> or that :)
[22:16:25] <Ethanol-fueled> haha chromas.....it would be funny to see what song porn pics generate
[22:16:35] <crutchy> lmao
[22:16:49] <crutchy> i doubt they would sound orgasmic
[22:17:05] <chromas> You can embed pictures into music though. For example, Windowlicker has a spiral at the end
[22:17:08] <crutchy> maybe like farts
[22:17:45] <chromas> "Listen to this goatse"
[22:18:00] <chromas> and then have the song be Friday or something
[22:18:08] <crutchy> my guinea pigs are fapping
[22:18:41] <chromas> ♪ It looks like a goatse and it sounds like one too♫
[22:18:46] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAH
[22:19:00] <Ethanol-fueled> allright, gotta go be productive for awhile. I'll be on later, drinking of course.
[22:19:11] <crutchy> only bit that would look weird is the encoding bits at the start
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[22:19:32] <crutchy> unless you make a viewer that excludes them
[22:19:42] <chromas> encoding bits?
[22:20:14] <chromas> I thought it was just using pixel values
[22:20:27] <crutchy> if you wanna open an image file i think its gotta have some info at the start
[22:20:37] <crutchy> if you use mspaint/gimp/etc
[22:21:11] <chromas> oh yeah, he didn't say if he gets use libpng or something.
[22:21:24] <chromas> probably could use xpm 'cause it's all text
[22:21:56] <crutchy> hmm actually it would be the other way around. he would just neeed to make his 'image player' exclude the encoding bits from the sound
[22:22:07] <crutchy> oh
[22:22:17] <crutchy> i don't know anything about xpm
[22:22:19] <chromas> And couldn't use a compressed format
[22:23:05] <crutchy> could make it read jpeg or gif
[22:23:23] <crutchy> in something like delphi anyway. not sure what programming thingy he's using
[22:23:35] <chromas> I think it was python
[22:23:45] <chromas> but we don't know what units he's limited to
[22:24:49] <chromas> if he can set the duration short enough, he could do quite a lot
[22:24:49] <crutchy> if its a uni/college assignment i'd still just be doing the absolute minimum though. professors marking it prolly don't give a shit either way
[22:25:17] <crutchy> prolly postgrads doing the grading
[22:25:35] <chromas> "I don't know how to teach, I'm a professor!"
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[23:40:14] <crutchy> 90's sunday
[23:45:12] <SirFinkus> I'm reading "the last ringbearer" it's fascinating
[23:45:31] <crutchy> zomg i remember this https://www.youtube.com
[23:45:32] <NetCraft> ^ 03Right Said Fred - I`m Too Sexy (The Original) - YouTube
[23:45:37] <crutchy> disturbment
[23:46:06] <crutchy> i think i was in primary school. grade 5 maybe
[23:46:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lessons from Egyptology on Cultural Longevity - http://sylnt.us - project-for-a-new-Egyptian-century
[23:47:02] <chromas> (people who use ` for ')--
[23:47:02] <Bender> karma - (people who use ` for '): -1
[23:50:24] <paulej72> hello all
[23:50:53] <paulej72> crutchy: there is a vaild reason to use ` for ‘
[23:51:19] <crutchy> ke?
[23:51:45] <paulej72> I read a whole article on it, but I can’t remember where
[23:51:54] <chromas> well I do remember that in VideoToaster, the ` key got me the opening left double quote
[23:51:56] <crutchy> i'm lost
[23:51:57] <paulej72> crutchy: sorry I menat chromas
[23:52:06] <crutchy> ah
[23:52:09] <paulej72> brain not engaged
[23:52:15] <crutchy> lol same here
[23:52:15] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[23:52:32] <crutchy> my brains stuck in my childhood
[23:52:39] <crutchy> listening to old songs
[23:53:00] <paulej72> long day in the lab building a updated experiment for the undrgrad lab course
[23:55:19] <crutchy> remember this: https://www.youtube.com
[23:55:19] <NetCraft> ^ 03Vanessa Amorosi Heroes Live Forever - YouTube
[23:55:56] <crutchy> apparently she was besties with my cousin, but i never met her. i think my mum and sisters did
[23:56:14] <crutchy> she's from gembrook near melbourne
[23:56:20] <crutchy> or near there