#Soylent | Logs for 2014-11-01

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[00:00:01] <crutchy> http://www.youtube.com
[00:00:02] <NetCraft> ^ 03Blow Off Valves Mythbusted - YouTube
[00:00:09] <crutchy> ^push bike bit
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[00:02:43] <JamesNZ> food++
[00:02:43] <Bender> karma - food: 9
[00:03:44] <crutchy> hmm thanks alberto
[00:03:56] <crutchy> looks a bit more complicated than ADO, but it might work
[00:04:13] <crutchy> ADO is good cos you don't even need Access installed to access databases
[00:04:40] <crutchy> but ODBC is prolly ok too. just need to set up the db in odbc manager first
[00:07:47] <chromas> the fcl has an mssql unit
[00:07:51] <chromas> not visual
[00:09:25] <crutchy> i don't use vcl for ado
[00:10:01] <crutchy> err
[00:10:14] <crutchy> i use vcl classes but not from the palette
[00:10:24] <crutchy> just coded
[00:13:56] <crutchy> ado also good cos it seems to query quicker in delphi programs than in the access applications
[00:14:27] <crutchy> hopefully back end will be migrated to mysql soon. then it won't be a problem
[00:16:03] <chromas> postgres++
[00:16:03] <Bender> karma - postgres: 1
[00:21:41] <crutchy> they just changed from a windows xp fileserver to a couple of linux qnap boxes. don't want to get too carried away
[00:24:06] <SpallsHurgenson> xp fileserver = "sharing a few folders" :)
[00:26:49] <SpallsHurgenson> doesn't XP limit you to something like ten concurrent connections?
[00:26:56] <SirFinkus> new_strings++
[00:26:56] <Bender> karma - new_strings: 1
[00:28:13] <crutchy> yeah i think it was something like that
[00:28:15] <crutchy> or 25
[00:28:19] <crutchy> cant remember
[00:28:34] <SpallsHurgenson> probably was running on the intern's PC too :)
[00:29:04] <crutchy> the QNAP boxes are basically doing the same thing though
[00:29:15] <crutchy> the server magic happens in a separate pyewta
[00:29:22] <crutchy> vm host
[00:40:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> guinness++
[00:40:05] <Bender> karma - guinness: 2
[01:01:37] <chromas> ~define new strings
[01:01:56] <exec> [stoacademy] 3new strings: Newb - New Player
[01:11:44] <SirFinkus> I got some elixir polywebs, very little string noise and they feel really nice
[01:12:15] <SirFinkus> I like the tone too
[01:13:31] <JamesNZ> emacs++
[01:13:31] <Bender> karma - emacs: 5
[01:20:48] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> I'm bummed. This is the first Halloween (or thereabouts) that my friends and I are not gonna get together to play a tabletop-RPG in almost 20 years
[01:22:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> emacs?! now you're just trolling.
[01:24:28] <JamesNZ> emacs++ # Because trolling B-)
[01:24:28] <Bender> karma - emacs: 6
[01:32:37] * SpallsHurgenson rolls his 20-sided die
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[01:34:21] <Ethanol-fueled> So how many other losers are here instead of celebrating halloween?
[01:37:31] <Leebert> I'm in Oregon, does that count?
[01:38:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm puttin the cat up and going to bed
[01:38:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Sure, leebert - I'm in california.
[01:38:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard: what does "puttin' teh cat up" mean?
[01:38:53] <Ethanol-fueled> It's gloomy and drizzly out anyway.
[01:38:58] <Leebert> I mean, I just flew here. So does taking a long weekend vacation count as "celebrating"?
[01:39:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> small four legged animal sleeps in the shop building so's it don't piss on expensive things.
[01:39:14] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah, nice, buzzard
[01:39:33] <Ethanol-fueled> leebert, that sounds fun. I'm relaxing from a stressful couple last weeks.
[01:39:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Fortunately everything was a spectacular success.
[01:40:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> just polished off some guinness and i'm done for the night or no fishing for me in the am
[01:40:01] <Leebert> Yes. It has been insane for me, as well; last deathmarch project got finished last night before leaving.
[01:40:18] <Leebert> Tomorrow, I shall watch the Ducks play some ball of foot.
[01:40:29] <Leebert> Sunday, I shall watch the 49ers do the same.
[01:40:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I'll send you a pic of the best damn local fishin' hole here...or you could google it - el capitan reservoir.
[01:40:49] <Ethanol-fueled> fish jumpin all over the place, as if they're giving you the finger.
[01:40:51] <Leebert> Monday, I shall Vegas. Because Vegas. Alas, Tuesday, I shall work again.
[01:40:56] <crutchy> glub
[01:41:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell yeah leebert, you near Eugene?
[01:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i can get the finger from em here
[01:41:12] <Leebert> Ethanol-fueled: Yes, I'm in Eugene now.
[01:41:22] <crutchy> glub
[01:41:22] <exec> glub
[01:41:27] * Ethanol-fueled envies leebert
[01:42:00] <Leebert> Heh. I'm personally a Ravens guy, but I'm cool with the Ducks and the 49ers.
[01:42:23] <Leebert> Well, except for during the next to last Super Bowl. ;)
[01:42:26] <Ethanol-fueled> regarding the 49ers, thems fightin' words.
[01:42:54] <Leebert> Not being a 49'ers fan, or being cool with the 49'ers?
[01:43:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Charger fan. Should be all you need to know.
[01:43:15] <crutchy> AFL--
[01:43:15] <Bender> karma - afl: -1
[01:43:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Our one chance so far at the ring.
[01:43:33] <Leebert> Hey, as long as you're not a Steelers, Colts, or Pats fan, we can be friends.
[01:43:54] <crutchy> does that involve sharing dick pics?
[01:44:05] <Ethanol-fueled> likes the steelers, hates the pats, doesn't give a damn about the colts. Good enough?
[01:44:50] <Leebert> Steelers because, well, Baltimore... Colts because F You Jim Irsay, and Pats because everybody hates the Pats, ya?
[01:44:52] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I should FTP you that vid of me rolling a cigarette into my foreskin and asking my friends for a light.
[01:44:56] <Leebert> But yes, I suppose we can be friends.
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[01:45:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Fair enough, leebert. Plus, you're in Eugene.
[01:45:27] <Leebert> I do actually like Oregon, for the most part.
[01:45:40] <Leebert> Except damn you Oregon (and New Jersey), I can pump my OWN damn gas.
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[01:46:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh yeah Leebert -- people who don't know don't even believe you./
[01:46:25] <Ethanol-fueled> they have to google it before they do.
[01:47:21] <Leebert> Yep. I've done the calculation though and I should be able to get to .ca.us before running out of fuel. Anyway, friend is ready to go so we're going to go do something, er... something. (shrug?) Beats sitting in the hotel, anyway. Cya'll.
[01:47:24] <crutchy> are there bears in washington state?
[01:47:49] <Ethanol-fueled> yes crutchy, they're called "lumberjacks"
[01:47:56] <Ethanol-fueled> the manliest men you'll ever meet.
[01:48:22] <chromas> washington++
[01:48:22] <Bender> karma - washington: 1
[01:48:26] <chromas> oregon++
[01:48:26] <Bender> karma - oregon: 1
[01:48:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Washington ++
[01:48:30] <chromas> cakifornia--
[01:48:30] <Bender> karma - cakifornia: -1
[01:48:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Oregon ++
[01:48:40] <Ethanol-fueled> oregon++
[01:48:40] <Bender> karma - oregon: 2
[01:48:45] * crutchy is looking at wa/or in google maps
[01:48:56] <crutchy> hmm idaho
[01:48:57] * juggs blinks
[01:49:03] <chromas> election_season--
[01:49:03] <Bender> karma - election_season: -1
[01:49:03] <crutchy> don't hear of idaho much
[01:49:06] <chromas> erection_season++
[01:49:06] <Bender> karma - erection_season: 1
[01:49:13] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, all of the American northwest is awesome
[01:49:24] <Ethanol-fueled> even Utah, if you can tolerate the mormons and smuggle in your own booze.
[01:49:39] <SirFinkus> washington++
[01:49:39] <Bender> karma - washington: 2
[01:49:47] <crutchy> is utah kinda more mid-west?
[01:50:00] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah crutchy, but still nature-y
[01:50:03] <crutchy> or is that not till colorado
[01:50:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After 15 Years of the Apache Software Foundation, Where to Next? - http://sylnt.us - a-patchy-server
[01:50:38] <chromas> well they could take over firefox, since mozilla doesn't want it anymore
[01:51:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Chromas - the same fate is happening with notepad++ and foxit reader
[01:51:08] <crutchy> gedit++
[01:51:08] <Bender> karma - gedit: 11
[01:51:09] <Ethanol-fueled> shitting-up--
[01:51:21] <Ethanol-fueled> shitting_up--
[01:51:21] <Bender> karma - shitting_up: -1
[01:51:30] <crutchy> delphi++
[01:51:30] <Bender> karma - delphi: 26
[01:51:49] <Ethanol-fueled> you're sitting there reading or doing work when all of a sudden, "Boo! Hey, wanna install chinese language packs?!"
[01:52:18] <crutchy> eventually we'll all be learning chinese
[01:52:38] <Ethanol-fueled> No way, crutchy.
[01:52:53] <Ethanol-fueled> over my cold, dead hands.
[01:52:56] <chromas> Vote "yes" on stfu goddamn political masturbation ads
[01:53:15] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, those suck.
[01:53:29] <chromas> they're about 90% of tv ads right now :(
[01:53:33] <Ethanol-fueled> But, there is a good rule of thumb - if the ad is being narrated by a woman, do the opposite of what she suggests.
[01:53:39] <crutchy> when all our prospective employers require it, cos all the companies are owned and run by china :/
[01:53:49] <chromas> i thought that was true regardless of gender
[01:54:07] <chromas> crutchy: Engrish is okay too
[01:54:07] <SirFinkus> I wanted to provide a counter example, but the rule works...
[01:55:01] <crutchy> i liked watching ron paul videos on youtube during the 2012 campaign season
[01:55:09] <crutchy> less bullshit
[01:55:38] <SirFinkus> I made up a kevin bacon type game for youtube
[01:55:39] <crutchy> though i'm sure there were plenty of planted fakes too
[01:55:48] <crutchy> ooh do tell
[01:56:02] * SpallsHurgenson perks up, "Bacon?"
[01:56:05] <SirFinkus> starting from any random video, and using only the suggested videos in the sidebar, see how many steps it takes to get to a ron paul video
[01:56:06] <crutchy> bacon++
[01:56:06] <Bender> karma - bacon: 265
[01:56:29] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> wrong bacon
[01:56:31] <Ethanol-fueled> haha Finkus. there's a similar game for Wikipedia
[01:56:36] * SpallsHurgenson rolls a d4
[01:56:54] * juggs deep fries the bacon and hands it around.... crispy goodness for all
[01:57:03] <SirFinkus> that was the inspiration
[01:57:09] <SpallsHurgenson> eiuu, this tastes like Kevin!
[01:57:27] <Ethanol-fueled> does kevin taste like skin, vinegar, or smegma?
[01:57:32] <SirFinkus> it works less now because youtube will toss in other videos that you might like in the sidebar, not just videos similar to the one you're watching
[01:57:48] * crutchy dips his deep fried bacon in powdered sugar, then rolls it in toffee, then again in powdered sugar
[01:58:02] <Ethanol-fueled> finkus: even the ones you watched while drunk 3 weeks ago, while not logged in.
[01:58:29] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, that kind of thing is actually a fad at our street fair -- deep-friend twinkies slathered in butter, etc.
[01:58:54] * crutchy is reminded on that simpsons episode with "the clogger"
[01:59:10] <crutchy> or was that the movie
[02:00:21] <crutchy> omg apparently there is a forest in nevada!
[02:00:45] <chromas> we didn't know it because nobody lives there
[02:01:02] <crutchy> maybe they're trees like in the lorax movie
[02:01:17] <SpallsHurgenson> <blink>
[02:01:32] <SpallsHurgenson> why shouldn't there be a forest in Nevada?
[02:01:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Cuz nevada is desert
[02:01:45] <crutchy> and when they're in disco mode they do 'the rustle' ;d
[02:01:59] <Ethanol-fueled> it's what california SHOULD be without that artificial irrigation.
[02:02:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, it's got all those mountains 'n' all. Forests are all attracted to mountains :)
[02:03:46] <crutchy> maybe they don't like radioactive mountains :p
[02:04:45] <juggs> Hmm - wondering if I should do a sub on this: http://www.bbc.co.uk - particularly interesting "Those who commit more serious offences would face court if they fail to comply with conditions set out by police. " Smells to me like Police being investigator, prosecutor, judge and jury all in on. Maybe my hat's on a little tight tonight though! :D
[02:04:46] <NetCraft> ^ 03BBC News - Police cautions 'to be scrapped' in England and Wales
[02:04:49] <SpallsHurgenson> everybody loves radioactive mountains. they glow so warmly :)
[02:04:56] * crutchy wonders if there are any secret military bases in nevada besides area 51
[02:05:21] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy: yes. I mean no. no. definitely no. stop asking. also, ignore that black helicopter overhead
[02:05:41] <crutchy> juggs, britain and australia following america into the black hole of doom
[02:05:55] <juggs> word
[02:06:24] <crutchy> prolly the world too
[02:06:26] <crutchy> yeah
[02:06:36] <juggs> hehe - I said "word"... I'm so hip :D :D
[02:06:39] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, that's the trend.
[02:06:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Judge dredd.
[02:06:55] <juggs> scares the shit out of me as a precedent
[02:07:05] <Ethanol-fueled> me too, juggs, but that's the trend.
[02:07:46] <crutchy> "daddy when i growd up i wanna be a policeman so i can beat the shit out of kids i don't like the look of"
[02:08:00] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I used to want to be a policeman when I was a kid.
[02:08:02] <juggs> This in itself is not alarming, but the frogs in the pan are getting warmer day by day for sure.
[02:08:35] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: I have faith that the system is so mad that it will collapse under its own weight before we reach the full 1984 state.
[02:08:40] <Ethanol-fueled> the question is, which is worse?
[02:08:44] <crutchy> has australia got its version of the patriot act through parliament yet? i don't really pay much attention
[02:08:55] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the aussies are fucked. So are the Brits.
[02:08:58] <crutchy> apparently ours is even more perverted than the patriot act
[02:09:24] <crutchy> fortunately most aussie cops seem to be pretty decent
[02:09:30] <crutchy> well, around here anyway
[02:11:31] <crutchy> i think USA will fall before australia. if it does ima gunna take the hint and move to the outback
[02:12:06] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, the Brits are getting tetchy with their lot. Weird how things go here - the pressure builds up and up while we politely tut and roll eyes - then something unknown lights the fuse and the powder keg goes off. Just the Brit way I guess.
[02:12:31] <crutchy> i think most aussies just don't give a toss
[02:12:57] <crutchy> politicians are stupid. occasionally they say things that piss people off
[02:13:32] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, is UKIP fizzling? Or were they ever a good idea to begin with?
[02:13:43] <crutchy> i like the sound of ukip
[02:14:12] <crutchy> what's that dude that sits in the euro thingy that verbally abuses everyone?
[02:14:13] <juggs> meh - they have an image problem as BNP-lite
[02:14:18] <crutchy> he's awesome
[02:14:42] <crutchy> "hey germany, fuck you! france... roll over and die you tart pussy!"
[02:15:02] <juggs> And BNP was born out of National Front.. which had a seriously bad rep
[02:15:33] <crutchy> american politicians would have no hope in british or australian houses of reps
[02:15:40] <crutchy> especially question time
[02:15:42] <crutchy> hehe
[02:16:31] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but how would Aussie pols do in Korea where they physically attack one another in the senate? :)
[02:16:33] <juggs> PMQ's are all staged - the PM gets the questions ahead of time.
[02:16:55] <crutchy> lol i think there's been a few biffos here
[02:16:56] <ciri> heh
[02:17:10] <crutchy> juggs, i dunno. they're still quite entertaining :)
[02:17:39] <juggs> they are entertaining for sure... but so are circuses.. go figure
[02:17:50] <crutchy> house of reps here is usually the worse. its like watching a bunch of little kids in class out of control
[02:18:21] <crutchy> mr speaker tells themm to pipe down and they just ignore him
[02:21:27] <Ethanol-fueled> and let me guess Juggs - they're marginalized because not to allow foreign leeches sucking taxpayer dollars is "racist?"
[02:23:55] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, there's a strong desire to reform our relationship with Europe on that... after all we're a frickin island with limited space and opportunities, having an open door is a bad idea.... but there are several camps on how to deal with it. No-on is playing the racist card in that debate.
[02:25:24] <juggs> NF was overtly racist, BNP was NF-Lite and UKIP is seen as BNP-Lite (rightly or wrongly). UKIP are quick to toss out any member who publically espouses blatantly racist views though.
[02:28:48] <juggs> I don't see UKIP taking enough votes at the next election to even be a minority in a hung parliament coalition. They may take some seats but I honestly think we're heading toward another Conservative term.
[02:31:13] <crutchy> conservative_economics++
[02:31:13] <Bender> karma - conservative_economics: 1
[02:31:29] <crutchy> conservative religious crap, not so much
[02:33:13] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: was the NF really extreme, or does nationalism just have a bad name because of Hitler?
[02:34:27] <Ethanol-fueled> There's a difference between wanting to preserve a cultural identity and lynching colored people in the streets.
[02:34:54] <juggs> crutchy, this is where political discussions always derail. UK conservatives != US conservatives != AU conservatives. Other than having one small clause to "uphold the church of england" or somesuch UK PM's and the politicos whole thing is completely unlinked from religion. I seem to remember we had a big war to make that so.
[02:35:27] <SirFinkus> UK has blasphemy laws
[02:35:46] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, NF were the lynching type in their day.
[02:38:15] <juggs> SirFinkus, maybe - not enforced though. We've hundreds of years of cruft in similar legislation that needs to be burnt, but the windbags are too busy worrying about paedoterrorists to get around to it.
[02:39:02] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah Finkus, that's what made me sad.
[02:39:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Brits were an isolated but tough bunch, what happened to your attitudes?
[02:40:14] <Ethanol-fueled> are you eating the same shit our millenials are eating?
[02:40:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I always looked up to Brits as being the best bar-fighters
[02:40:51] <juggs> Globalisation and reality happened. We mined our little island out of everything to go on our imperialistic conquests.
[02:41:02] <juggs> take note
[02:41:34] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[02:41:39] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, that's awfully politically correct of you.
[02:42:20] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, I am far from PC.
[02:42:22] <Ethanol-fueled> mining your isles to death has nothing to do with your unfettered immigration.
[02:42:32] <Ethanol-fueled> or is that not a problem?
[02:43:01] <Ethanol-fueled> does big daddy petrodollar pay you to let all that scum in unfettered?
[02:43:30] <Ethanol-fueled> immigration is something any nation could just "shut off"
[02:43:55] <Ethanol-fueled> unless they were subject to bigger interestst working against their best interests.
[02:46:01] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, we have open borders to EU nationals as a condition of being in that org (freedom of movement). As for others from outside the EU - it's not easy. Clearly something is amiss because we appear to be the target destination for a lot of mid-east escapees.... maybe it's because we're not rabid haters and exclusionists, or maybe it's the benefits.
[02:46:33] <juggs> It's hard to divine the truth through all the noise.
[02:51:03] <SirFinkus> political correctness can suck my throbbing heterosexual white penis
[02:51:46] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: opening your anus to anything is a big mistake, for they will see an attractive anus and rob it of its tightness.
[02:52:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Unless you're a gaper. In which case, have fun!
[02:53:15] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, you need to travel some.
[02:54:30] <Leebert> I'm Leebert, and I approve this message.
[02:55:30] <SirFinkus> lot pricier to travel places when you live in the US
[02:55:33] * SpallsHurgenson rolls 2d6
[02:56:11] <SirFinkus> except if you want to go to Canada or Mexico, but they don't really count
[02:59:01] <juggs> SirFinkus, so what? It's the land of endless opportunity isn't it? So earn some dollars and go see the rest of the world where the scary dark people live. Then realise, actually, they're just friendly people too, trying to get along in life. If that's not an option, do some VS in Africa or something... anything to lose the blinkers.
[02:59:06] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, I may get the chance soon.
[02:59:10] <Ethanol-fueled> To Japan.
[02:59:30] <juggs> grab it with both hands if that oppo comes up EF
[02:59:32] <Ethanol-fueled> I will be able to bang herpectic women who look like 12 year old boys!
[02:59:42] <juggs> gawd
[02:59:47] <juggs> trolled again
[03:00:02] <SirFinkus> juggs, believe me, I'd love to
[03:00:42] <Ethanol-fueled> no shit, I had to perform a live FAT (factory acceptance test) with a bunch of angry japs
[03:01:13] <SirFinkus> you'd be angry too if you worked 12 hours a day
[03:01:24] <Ethanol-fueled> I do work 12 hours a day.
[03:01:29] <juggs> Welcome to the UK
[03:01:31] <Ethanol-fueled> most days :)
[03:02:23] <SirFinkus> well, are you angry?
[03:02:39] <juggs> Every single job has you sign an opt out of the european time directive... of course that's optional... but you're fekked if you don't basically lol
[03:02:47] <SirFinkus> they still use fax machines
[03:06:28] <chromas> http://www.wired.com
[03:06:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03Why Facebook Just Launched Its Own 'Dark Web' Site | WIRED
[03:08:04] <SirFinkus> feature request from the NSA I'm sure
[03:08:49] <SirFinkus> now all those little "like this" facebook tags will report where ever you're browsing on tor
[03:09:06] <SirFinkus> who needs your ip when your name is attached?
[03:09:39] * chromas doesn't use a real name on FB; family does though; wankers
[03:09:43] <juggs> Is that Facebook over TOR? Seems kinda pointless if you then login to FB. Fuck me people are dumb.
[03:10:03] <SirFinkus> Also: how functional is facebook without javascript? could be a ploy to get people to enable it
[03:10:04] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:10:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03GG Allin - Die When You Die (Subtitulado Español) - YouTube
[03:10:12] <chromas> false_sense_of_security++
[03:10:12] <Bender> karma - false_sense_of_security: 1
[03:10:21] * SirFinkus just watched that vid last week
[03:10:40] <Ethanol-fueled> bahha, facebook. Who is on that now?
[03:10:52] <geotti|afk> pool++
[03:10:52] <Bender> karma - pool: 1
[03:10:55] geotti|afk is now known as geotti
[03:11:28] <juggs> wb geotti
[03:11:44] <SirFinkus> oh, wait it was another gg allin thing
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[03:12:50] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:12:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03Johnny Rebel - Coon Town - YouTube
[03:13:35] * SpallsHurgenson goes back to MySpace
[03:13:54] * juggs goes back to irc
[03:14:02] <juggs> oh wait
[03:14:10] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAH, coontown
[03:14:47] <Ethanol-fueled> half-a-days work to scratch his toes in coooooontown!
[03:15:32] <Ethanol-fueled> coontown is awesome: https://www.youtube.com
[03:15:32] <NetCraft> ^ 03Johnny Rebel - Coon Town - YouTube
[03:15:47] <Ethanol-fueled> 'S'where I grew up
[03:15:58] <juggs> I think the 50's wants it's word back
[03:16:13] <juggs> hmm - and there goes my apostrophe prize
[03:17:43] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:17:44] <NetCraft> ^ 03Aryan - Coonshootin Boogie - YouTube
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[03:25:07] <SpallsHurgenson> whew, well thank god for that.
[03:27:04] <geotti> time to go to bed
[03:27:28] * SpallsHurgenson rolls 1d12+3
[03:27:34] <juggs> He'll be back
[03:28:18] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: I am sadly aware of that. But I'll just put him back on ignore again. I just wanted to see if he had improved at all over the past few months
[03:28:20] <geotti> crutchy: maybe add a ~random after all? Or at least a d20 dice
[03:28:49] <crutchy> i think ciri has something like that
[03:28:57] <geotti> SpallsHurgenson: "cocaine's a hell of a drug"
[03:29:02] <SpallsHurgenson> I will admit, his trolling has become marginally more sophisticated, but he still jumps to the obvious too quickly.
[03:29:03] <crutchy> !roll 100
[03:29:03] <ciri> crutchy rolls incorrectly. Try <n>d<x>[<mod>]: where <n> is number of dice, <x> is number of sides, <mod> is an expression of addition or subtraction
[03:29:20] <SpallsHurgenson> !roll 1d12+3
[03:29:21] <ciri> SpallsHurgenson rolls 5
[03:29:28] <geotti> awesome!
[03:29:42] <geotti> !roll 1d20+1
[03:29:43] <ciri> geotti rolls 18
[03:29:50] <geotti> yeah, time for bed
[03:29:55] <geotti> n8 :)
[03:30:02] geotti is now known as geotti_Zzz
[03:30:04] <SpallsHurgenson> nate?
[03:30:09] <crutchy> cya matey
[03:33:51] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, I don't know where to draw the line in modding this channel tbh. At the moment I'm taking the position that unless someone comes in spamming shouty cuss gratuitously or own dick pics then it rides. ~shrug~ This shit gets to be a pain in the ass if you set rules because then you get those that like to see how close to the rule they can get and that's a waste of everyone's time.
[03:35:09] * juggs switches in some Judas Priest
[03:35:22] * SpallsHurgenson just /ignores people like that, although I was surprised at the number of racist comments he made.
[03:36:10] <SpallsHurgenson> I pity the newcomer who stumbles into the channel should ethanol be present at the time; he'll definitely leave the wrong impression :)
[03:36:22] <Konomi> dick pics or gtfo is the new line huh?
[03:36:27] <Konomi> ;p
[03:37:32] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, so long as they make it clear its a dick-pic and it's only a link (preferably with a sanitized URL), I've no problem. I mean, nobody is making me click on it :)
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[03:37:53] <fat-dicks-in-your-mommas-mouth> http://www.youtube.com
[03:37:53] <NetCraft> ^ 03Bucky O'Hare Intro - YouTube
[03:38:16] * SpallsHurgenson clicks on the link
[03:38:56] <SpallsHurgenson> geez, it's a Jazz Jackrabbit cartoon :)
[03:39:10] <fat-dicks-in-your-mommas-mouth> from san francisco!
[03:39:50] <fat-dicks-in-your-mommas-mouth> hey wat
[03:40:33] <fat-dicks-in-your-mommas-mouth> http://www.youtube.com
[03:40:33] <NetCraft> ^ 03BECK - Satan Gave me a Taco - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:41:52] <fat-dicks-in-your-mommas-mouth> FUCK you duixkwerasifeor
[03:41:57] <fat-dicks-in-your-mommas-mouth> cocksusters
[03:42:04] <Konomi> NCommander: are you around?
[03:42:05] <fat-dicks-in-your-mommas-mouth> eat my FAT DIXK
[03:42:25] <fat-dicks-in-your-mommas-mouth> I'll show you the meaning of justice.
[03:42:29] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, it's a decision for those above me how they want their official IRC to be. Unless I receive official guidance, then it's my interpretation of what I think SN would want... or we come up with some community guidance... ~shrug~ I'm sure we've had this discussion before.
[03:43:38] <SpallsHurgenson> as I said, I have /ignore and a willingness to use it so it's not much of an issue for me. Occassionally I turn it off to give the malefactors another chance, but - alas - it is rarely worth the effort :)
[03:44:10] <Konomi> juggs: could you trouble the dev team sometime to figure out why we had an onion address aka tor and why it vanished
[03:44:15] <Konomi> be nice to get it back if possible
[03:44:55] <SpallsHurgenson> god knows my foolish blatherings have probably annoyed some people so I probably have no right to complain anyway :)
[03:45:00] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, personally I am in your camp with that. IRC has the tools available not to require modding. I would like us to go that way.
[03:46:59] <SpallsHurgenson> #soylent as a common discussion group probably should be deprecated in favor of a community-run channel anyway, as opposed to one sponsored by the PBC. then you wouldn't have to worry about that sort of stuff as much :)
[03:47:09] <fat-dicks-in-your-mommas-mouth> tKW THE RABBLEROUSERS out.
[03:47:18] <fat-dicks-in-your-mommas-mouth> take THEM out.
[03:47:26] <juggs> Konomi, dev "team"? I think dev is TMB with assists from paulej72 right now. But onion availability sounds more sysop world. I'll drop it into staff chan.
[03:47:38] <Konomi> thanks
[03:48:27] <fat-dicks-in-your-mommas-mouth> http://www.youtube.com
[03:48:27] <NetCraft> ^ 03Jem - Jealousy (17/187) - YouTube
[03:49:31] <SirFinkus> some great animation there
[03:49:45] <SirFinkus> and songwriting
[03:50:34] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, someone gotta pay for the metal to run the irc. I'm sure if we grow large enough alt-irc's will sprout up organically.
[03:51:33] <SpallsHurgenson> I meant it more along the lines of the channel rather than the server itself, but whatever. It's not like there is a growing audience for IRC, much less soylent-IRC :)
[03:51:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It's Time to Revive HyperCard - http://sylnt.us - If-they-released-it-now-it-would-be-called-iCard
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[03:55:26] <SpallsHurgenson> hmm, increasingly Apple is less interested in courting developers - or any sort of creators for that matter - in favor of selling a media-consumption devices. I can't see them showing much interest in reviving hypercard
[03:55:29] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, this server is open for reg of channels. Feel free to reg #free-soylent or w/e to have discussions unhindered by the PBC "official" channels.
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[03:55:44] <Fuck-the-Jews> http://www.youtube.com
[03:55:45] <NetCraft> ^ 03LUNIZ -- I GOT 5 ON IT - YouTube
[03:56:14] <juggs> EF, you are getting boring and predictable. Go to bed.
[03:56:59] <Fuck-the-Jews> Suxk my cock, bitchboy. Errybody is boring and presictable.
[03:57:08] <Fuck-the-Jews> HAhhhhh hee hee Hoooo!
[03:57:29] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: you misunderstand. I was saying that if you discouraged people (like myself) from loitering here except for official business (sort of how nobody visits staff except during meetings) then you'd not have to worry about stuff like what is acceptable behavior for a PBC-sponsored channel because nobody would be here except for PBC-sponsored business.
[03:57:56] <Fuck-the-Jews> hwy wait, am I behaving unacceptably?
[03:58:03] <Fuck-the-Jews> hold on.
[03:58:08] <Fuck-the-Jews> thats not right.
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[03:58:20] <SpallsHurgenson> but as I also said, seeing as the main reason for that would be to avoid shocking newbies with inappropriate behavior that's not really a problem... since there really aren't any newbies here :)
[03:58:39] <SpallsHurgenson> everyone here is an old fart who're used to stuff like Ethanol
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[03:59:00] <SpallsHurgenson> (or know how to deal with it through the appropriate tools :)
[03:59:10] <soy-cow-furt-foot> http://www.youtube.com
[03:59:10] <NetCraft> ^ 03LUNIZ -- I GOT 5 ON IT - YouTube
[03:59:21] <soy-cow-furt-foot> Fuckin win' dat' indo weed!
[04:03:38] * SpallsHurgenson calculates his THAC0
[04:04:13] <crutchy> coffee++
[04:04:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 886
[04:05:00] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, we responded with ciri :d
[04:05:19] <crutchy> if anyone can out-troll that bot, i'm yet to see them
[04:05:44] <crutchy> maybe tama might give it a run for its money
[04:05:56] * SpallsHurgenson rolls "to-hit" against ciri and gets a critical. "Take that, evil bot! "
[04:06:07] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, isn't the whole idea of SN to have everyone loiter and be free to say what they want to say no matter how offensive and be /ignore by others the whole point? Maybe I am missing your point
[04:06:15] <soy-cow-furt-foot> fuckin' wit dat indo weed
[04:06:27] <crutchy> <ciri> Long and thanks for the desktop for the offer tama, yo mama is so fat having sex with her is like pikey... Its still there.
[04:06:27] <soy-cow-furt-foot> http://www.youtube.com
[04:06:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03LUNIZ -- I GOT 5 ON IT - YouTube
[04:06:49] <soy-cow-furt-foot> fools all kick in like Shinobi!
[04:07:09] <crutchy> obi wan shinobi?
[04:08:04] <crutchy> juggs, we need to add that to the ban policy
[04:08:10] <crutchy> !grab juggs
[04:08:10] <Bender> Added quote 261
[04:08:42] * juggs proffers crutchy Judas Priest - Hard as Iron for the woofer exercise
[04:08:52] <SpallsHurgenson> juggs: I think my point (as so much as I have one :) is that as nominally #soylent is an "official" part of the PBC, it probably wouldn't hurt to have some community standards, lest some members reflect poorly on the PBC as a whole.
[04:08:56] <crutchy> now i'll forget that quote number :d
[04:09:07] <crutchy> hmm
[04:09:07] <soy-cow-furt-foot> crutchy, messin' with that indo weed grab crutchy
[04:09:16] * crutchy youtubes that song
[04:09:18] <soy-cow-furt-foot> ~define blumpkin
[04:09:20] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3blumpkin: The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
[04:09:24] <SpallsHurgenson> one way to do that would be to encourage the members to congreate elsewhere so you don't have to worry to much about the problem :)
[04:09:41] <soy-cow-furt-foot> ~define scheisse
[04:09:43] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3scheisse: 1. German word for "crap" or "shit" 2. Exclamtion frequently used by me when I am angry, frustrated, or surprised.
[04:10:00] <soy-cow-furt-foot> dum dum dum dunm
[04:10:01] <SpallsHurgenson> but on the gripping hand, as I said, it's really not much of an issue since it's not like you really have to worry about newcomers arriving and getting a bad impression anyway :)
[04:10:13] * SpallsHurgenson flip-flops and waffles as expertly as a politician :)
[04:10:29] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, exactly
[04:10:48] <soy-cow-furt-foot> stil doobie4sw spity looginers in it
[04:10:49] <crutchy> could always make a server bot automatically redirect quotes containing keywords to a particular channel. then anyone that's interested can congregate there
[04:10:56] <soy-cow-furt-foot> dum dumn dum dum dm
[04:10:57] <juggs> .op
[04:10:57] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o juggs] by juggler
[04:11:02] <soy-cow-furt-foot> HHHHhHhhHAHAHHAHA
[04:11:05] <SpallsHurgenson> on the other hand, if you do expect growth here (and thus newbies) then maybe you should consider cleaning house :)
[04:11:10] -!- soy-cow-furt-foot was kicked from #soylent by juggs!~juggs@Soylent/Staff/IRC/juggs [soy-cow-furt-foot]
[04:11:55] <crutchy> there's always the batcave for weird sex themes
[04:12:12] <crutchy> we have two bots there that join in and even converse with each other
[04:12:28] <crutchy> arti++ # the master of perversion :d
[04:12:28] <Bender> karma - arti: 63
[04:12:34] <SpallsHurgenson> perfect for Halloween :)
[04:13:25] <crutchy> hmm might jot that idea down
[04:13:33] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, it is an interesting discussion and one I am sure will never resolve to everyone's satisfaction
[04:13:49] <crutchy> ~suggest if #soylent becomes unruly could always make a server bot automatically redirect quotes containing keywords to a particular channel. then anyone that's interested can congregate there
[04:13:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I think that's the definition of diplomacy :)
[04:13:58] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[04:15:50] <crutchy> ~suggest or if one person in particular becomes unruly, instead of banning them the server bot could be instructed to redirect all that nick's messages to some other channel with a message indicating where when first enabled
[04:15:56] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[04:16:05] <crutchy> or something like that
[04:16:38] <crutchy> we could have a #dumpster channel :)
[04:17:05] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, what else would you expect from a Brit?
[04:17:29] <crutchy> fish, chips, cup-o-tea and mary fucking poppins
[04:17:34] * SpallsHurgenson finishes writing his monthly summary and hoves his mouse over the "send" button
[04:18:45] * SpallsHurgenson daring clicks the button... message sent.
[04:19:01] * juggs whacks crutchy
[04:19:57] <crutchy> juggs, s/whacks/invokes anvilctl drop on/
[04:19:57] <SedBot2> <crutchy> <juggs> invokes anvilctl drop on crutchy
[04:20:56] <SpallsHurgenson> shazbot; I wrote October 2015.
[04:22:35] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm, choices, choices: resend with corrected date, or instigate a temporal anomaly that pushes the whole world a year ahead
[04:28:24] <SpallsHurgenson> surely I am not so petty as to rework all of time-n-space rather than just admit I made a minor mistake?
[04:28:40] <juggs> crutchyctl limit newbots 2/week
[04:28:56] <crutchy> i only have 1
[04:29:14] <juggs> crutchyctl limit newbotfunctions 2/week
[04:29:19] <crutchy> maybe the odd minion gets spawned :p
[04:29:27] <crutchy> lol
[04:29:28] <ciri> lol damn!
[04:29:30] <crutchy> nooooooooooo!
[04:29:36] <juggs> hehe
[04:29:55] <crutchy> actually i haven't really been adding much new
[04:30:06] <crutchy> mostly tinkering with existing half baked stuff
[04:30:31] <crutchy> live scripts are new i guess
[04:31:25] <juggs> get the vote stuff working - then we can have game like vote-kick so the bot can take the dilemma off me... 1984 utopia
[04:33:38] <juggs> The self-selection will be strong if that happens. It'll be all WASPy in here with a token Konomi to try to fly a token inclusivity flag. ~sigh~
[04:34:05] <crutchy> vote thing works
[04:34:11] <crutchy> ~vote
[04:34:12] <exec> to vote: ~vote poll_id option_id
[04:34:12] <exec> example: ~vote beverage coffee
[04:34:12] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[04:40:50] <juggs> In pascal right?
[04:43:29] <crutchy> i wish
[04:43:34] <crutchy> that would be awesome
[04:43:40] <crutchy> ^chromas
[04:44:24] <crutchy> !todo(chromas) rewrite exec voting script in pascal :D
[04:44:38] <juggs> noooo! TCL
[04:44:59] <juggs> then it can be an eggdrop plugin
[04:44:59] * crutchy doesn't know tcl
[04:45:04] * crutchy googles tcl
[04:45:14] <juggs> youngsters!
[04:45:31] <crutchy> i would be surprised if there wasn't already an eggdrop voting plugin
[04:46:31] <crutchy> http://www.egghelp.org
[04:46:32] <NetCraft> ^ 03egghelp.org: tcl archive search results
[04:46:44] <juggs> there's an eggdrop plugin for anything it seems.
[04:46:55] <crutchy> exec's vote script is a little php recipe
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[04:48:12] <crutchy> QuickVote might be handy for ban/kick votes
[04:48:58] <crutchy> exec not very handy for quick votes, though i could extend it for quick n dirty yes/no type questions
[04:50:34] <juggs> Oh gawd
[04:51:07] <crutchy> ~vote list
[04:51:08] <exec> beverage: What is your favorite beverage in the morning?
[04:51:08] <exec> robot: What is the coolest space robot ever?
[04:51:30] <chromas> ~votectl service activiate subsystem exec-voted --mode=quick
[04:51:34] <crutchy> ~vote beverage
[04:51:35] <exec> voting result for poll "beverage" [What is your favorite beverage in the morning?]:
[04:51:35] <exec> ├─coffee => 2
[04:51:35] <exec> ├─cola: liter o' cola => 1
[04:51:35] <exec> ├─newt: eye of newt => 0
[04:51:36] <exec> ├─regex: socket of regex => 0
[04:51:37] <exec> └─tea => 2
[04:51:50] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:51:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 885
[04:51:54] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[04:51:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 884
[04:52:17] <crutchy> oh noes... no mightybot to be seen
[04:52:30] <crutchy> poutine++
[04:52:30] <Bender> karma - poutine: -356
[04:52:31] <exec> poutine--
[04:52:31] <Bender> karma - poutine: -357
[04:52:35] <juggs> I'm getting the feeling that nobody gives a shit outside of ridiculous behaviour.
[04:52:51] <crutchy> i'm not fanatical about coffee
[04:52:57] <crutchy> it helps get me to work
[04:52:58] <Konomi> hmm token me somewhere?
[04:53:19] <crutchy> !quote Konomi
[04:53:19] <Bender> Quote 23 - <Konomi> swearing is there for when I need an extra run to climb up my pissed off ladder
[04:53:23] <Bender> Also in quotes: 52, 83, 183, 184, 236, 246, 257, 260
[04:53:29] <crutchy> !quote 260
[04:53:29] <Bender> Quote 260 - <Konomi> shame grab doesn't do /me
[04:53:31] <Konomi> ;p
[04:53:33] <crutchy> lol
[04:53:33] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[04:53:53] <chromas> http://worldnewsdailyreport.com
[04:54:13] <crutchy> SN has warped my fragile little mind
[04:54:31] * chromas gives crutchy os/2 warp 9
[04:55:14] <crutchy> execute evasive maneuver beta-six
[04:55:21] <crutchy> at warp!
[04:55:38] <crutchy> almost hit enter with wap
[04:55:42] <crutchy> wap++
[04:55:42] <Bender> karma - wap: 1
[04:55:52] * juggs engages cloaking device
[05:53:57] <crutchy> coffee++
[05:53:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 885
[05:54:40] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[05:54:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 884
[05:55:25] <juggs> cheddar_cheese++
[05:55:25] <Bender> karma - cheddar_cheese: 1
[05:55:34] <juggs> grommit
[05:56:26] <JamesNZ> "Want some moar cheeeeese Gromit?"
[05:56:40] <JamesNZ> project_zoo++
[05:56:40] <Bender> karma - project_zoo: 1
[05:59:03] <juggs> wensleydale I think would be apt for this occasion JamesNZ. A pot of tea wouldn't go amiss either.
[06:00:33] <JamesNZ> Cracking good idea juggs!
[06:02:54] <juggs> Get on it then old chum JamesNZ. A few grapes wouldn't go amiss either.
[06:03:42] <JamesNZ> grapes++
[06:03:42] <Bender> karma - grapes: 1
[06:05:10] <juggs> beware the assumption of authority... that con trick built the empire
[06:07:19] <juggs> I'm uttering nonsense
[06:17:45] <Konomi> back in the box off you go
[06:26:46] <crutchy> gropes++
[06:26:47] <Bender> karma - gropes: 1
[06:41:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DARPA Circuit Achieves Speed of 1 THz—Earns Guinness World Record - http://sylnt.us - quick-ticks
[06:43:30] <Konomi> how do I hold all these Hz'
[06:43:31] <ciri> you talking to me?
[06:44:10] <Konomi> no cycle wasting minir object of code
[06:46:29] <chromas> it's okay to waste cycles when you have to many Hz
[06:46:44] <chromas> s/t/o/4
[06:47:02] * chromas can't splell
[06:49:10] <ar> coffee--
[06:49:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 883
[06:49:12] <ar> tea++
[06:49:12] <Bender> karma - tea: 164
[06:52:03] <crutchy> http://boingboing.net
[06:52:17] <crutchy> interesting (if true)
[06:52:27] <crutchy> NetCraft?
[06:52:43] <NetCraft> yes?
[06:52:46] <crutchy> oh title is in url :p
[06:53:04] <chromas> it's better without the "s off"
[06:53:04] <crutchy> keep forgetting that feature
[06:53:20] <chromas> like "taking the piss"; "taking the glove"
[06:54:28] <crutchy> http://cluborlov.blogspot.fi
[06:54:48] <chromas> "Play Time is HTML"
[06:57:42] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[06:57:43] <NetCraft> ^ 03Putin at Valdai - World Order: New Rules or a Game without Rules (FULL VIDEO) - YouTube
[06:57:53] <crutchy> video of the speech
[06:58:14] <crutchy> this will be smothered by western media but might be a big deal on the interwebz
[07:01:47] <chromas> "Russia does not intend to take an active role in thwarting those who are still attempting to construct their New World Order—until their efforts start to impinge on Russia's key interests. Russia would prefer to stand by and watch them give themselves as many lumps as their poor heads can take. But those who manage to drag Russia into this process, through disregard for her interests, will be taught the true meaning of pain."
[07:01:52] <chromas> All this over systemd?
[07:04:09] <ar> https://bugs.archlinux.org #SystemDrama
[07:04:11] <NetCraft> ^ 03FS#41728 : [systemd] coredumps, 100% cpu usage, X hanging
[07:06:30] * chromas hasn't seen that issue pop up
[07:08:45] <chromas> well I tried setting Comic Sans MS as the sans font in the browser; I changed it, but just now it took effect…
[07:09:35] <chromas> comic_sans_ms++
[07:09:35] <Bender> karma - comic_sans_ms: 1
[07:09:39] <chromas> clippit++
[07:09:39] <Bender> karma - clippit: 1
[07:30:01] <SedBot2> coffee++
[07:30:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 884
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[08:02:07] <crutchy> coffee++
[08:02:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 885
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[08:14:28] <exec> crutchy++
[08:14:28] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 113
[08:16:24] <exec> chromas++
[08:16:24] <Bender> karma - chromas: 45
[08:16:30] <exec> coffee++
[08:16:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 886
[08:41:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hungary PM Ditches Internet Tax Plans after Mass Protests - http://sylnt.us - people-power
[08:46:47] <crutchy> what... the... fuck... ?
[08:46:51] <crutchy> http://img.washingtonpost.com
[08:47:32] <crutchy> does the vote here sign on the door really have it printed upside down?
[08:48:16] <crutchy> ah. i get it. the organizers were just too lazy to print copies with the arrow pointing the other way for different locations
[08:49:44] <chromas> doesn't seem like the perspective of the text matches that of the paper
[08:50:25] <chromas> (Conspiracy?)
[09:02:07] <JamesNZ> facebook--
[09:02:07] <Bender> karma - facebook: -1
[09:06:00] <ar> coffee--
[09:06:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 885
[09:06:02] <ar> tea++
[09:06:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 165
[09:06:14] <ar> tea++
[09:06:14] <Bender> karma - tea: 166
[09:07:37] * chromas imagines coffee touched ar in the poo spot when he was little
[09:16:12] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:16:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 884
[09:16:13] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[09:16:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 883
[09:30:01] <SedBot2> tea--
[09:30:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 165
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[10:18:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:18:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 884
[10:18:37] <Konomi> https://www.youtube.com
[10:18:38] <NetCraft> ^ 03EEVblog #671 - White Van Speaker Scam Teardown - YouTube
[10:18:39] <Konomi> god the horror
[10:19:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[10:19:32] <exec> Weather for Ada, OK - currently 30°F / -1°C, clear, wind N at 4 mph, humidity 93% - Saturday clear (36°F-57°F / 2°C-14°C), Sunday partly cloudy (50°F-66°F / 10°C-19°C), Monday thunderstorm (57°F-68°F / 14°C-20°C), Tuesday rain (45°F-64°F / 7°C-18°C) - source: Google
[10:20:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, they missed the low for last night by ten degrees F
[10:20:21] <chromas> preserving the fish for ya
[10:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, fishcicles
[10:21:36] <chromas> NetCraft: s/White /Rape/
[10:21:37] <SedBot2> <chromas> <NetCraft> ^ 03EEVblog #671 - RapeVan Speaker Scam Teardown - YouTube
[10:26:18] <Konomi> I think I just like hearing this guy whine
[10:26:49] <chromas> I'm about 8 minutes in and he's still talking circles
[10:26:54] * chromas wants to see the guts
[10:27:36] <chromas> "wank wank wank"
[10:27:57] <Konomi> foreplay first
[10:28:00] <Konomi> then the guts
[10:28:17] <chromas> nothin' wrong with that
[10:28:22] <chromas> 'cept in videos
[10:30:01] <SedBot2> tea--
[10:30:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 164
[10:32:53] <Konomi> the projector faired pretty well
[10:50:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SWAT Team &amp; Armored Vehicle Sent to Collect Civil Fine from Septuagenarian - http://sylnt.us - posse-comitatus
[10:51:16] <Konomi> knock knock justice swat squad calling
[11:30:01] <SedBot2> tea--
[11:30:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 163
[11:30:54] <geotti_Zzz> tea++
[11:30:54] <Bender> karma - tea: 164
[11:30:56] <geotti_Zzz> tea++
[11:30:56] <Bender> karma - tea: 165
[11:30:58] <geotti_Zzz> tea++
[11:30:58] <Bender> karma - tea: 166
[11:31:04] geotti_Zzz is now known as geotti
[11:38:28] <geotti> tea++ # bot neutralization
[11:38:28] <Bender> karma - tea: 167
[11:38:30] <geotti> tea++ # bot neutralization
[11:38:30] <Bender> karma - tea: 168
[11:43:14] <ar> tea++
[11:43:14] <Bender> karma - tea: 169
[11:43:22] <ar> huh
[11:43:29] <ar> wtf is this sedbot2 shit?
[11:43:51] <ar> tea++
[11:43:51] <Bender> karma - tea: 170
[11:44:22] <ar> /bin/sh: 1: Syntax error: "done" unexpected (expecting "do")
[11:44:28] <ar> whoops ;>
[11:45:09] <ar> tea++ # bot neutralization
[11:45:09] <Bender> karma - tea: 171
[11:51:35] <geotti> soylent_tea_party++
[11:51:35] <Bender> karma - soylent_tea_party: 1
[12:14:51] <ar> coffee--
[12:14:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 883
[12:28:00] <chromas> "wtf is this ar shit?" :)
[12:29:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:29:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 884
[12:30:01] <SedBot2> tea--
[12:30:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 170
[12:33:16] <ar> tea++
[12:33:16] <Bender> karma - tea: 171
[12:45:09] <ar> tea++ # bot neutralization
[12:45:09] <Bender> karma - tea: 172
[12:49:19] <chromas> tea-- # human neutralization
[12:49:19] <Bender> karma - tea: 171
[12:50:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rare Fanged Deer Sighted in Afghanistan - http://sylnt.us - but-did-not-see-any-unsighted-deer
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[13:30:02] <SedBot2> tea--
[13:30:02] <Bender> karma - tea: 170
[13:30:30] <ar> tea++
[13:30:30] <Bender> karma - tea: 171
[13:30:39] <ar> coffee--
[13:30:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 883
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[13:39:29] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:39:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 884
[13:45:09] <ar> tea++ # bot neutralization
[13:45:09] <Bender> karma - tea: 172
[13:47:05] <ar> tea++
[13:47:05] <Bender> karma - tea: 173
[13:47:09] <ar> coffee--
[13:47:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 883
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[14:30:01] <SedBot2> tea--
[14:30:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 172
[14:45:09] <ar> tea++ # bot neutralization
[14:45:09] <Bender> karma - tea: 173
[14:47:50] <ar> coffee--
[14:47:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 882
[14:47:55] <ar> tea++
[14:47:56] <Bender> karma - tea: 174
[14:51:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - One Arrow of Time to Rule Them All? - http://sylnt.us - what-wields-the-bow?
[15:30:01] <SedBot2> tea--
[15:30:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 173
[15:36:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick SedBot2
[15:36:55] -!- SedBot2 was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(TheMightyBuzzard) No reason given]
[15:45:09] <ar> tea++ # bot neutralization
[15:45:09] <Bender> karma - tea: 174
[15:46:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ar, the bot's gone. what are you neutralizing?
[15:57:25] <Alberto> Please get the bots to shut up
[15:57:26] <Alberto> T_T
[15:57:30] <Alberto> too much spam
[16:01:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, s'why i kicked sedbot2
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[16:03:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> bots/scripts that respond to humans using rather than abusing karma = bad
[16:03:18] <SedBot2> Oh, thank the lord! The evil demon has been purged from my body!
[16:03:33] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[16:03:45] <chromas> tea-- # 'cause typing it manually is okay
[16:03:45] <Bender> karma - tea: 173
[16:03:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[16:04:04] <chromas> tea-- # actually it was a cron.hourly script
[16:04:04] <Bender> karma - tea: 172
[16:04:12] <ar> tea++
[16:04:12] <Bender> karma - tea: 173
[16:04:18] <ar> it wasn't a cron script
[16:04:25] <chromas> oh?
[16:04:39] <ar> and it neutralized the last bit of "tea--"
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[16:04:42] <chromas> I guess that's why it wasn't exactly every hour
[16:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> was, always fired at *:29
[16:06:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> trolling manually = peachy, but you gotta put forth the effort yerself.
[16:07:07] <chromas> Hey, I put forth the effort of learning where scron scripts go
[16:07:11] <chromas> cron
[16:07:16] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[16:07:36] <chromas> plus that I need an absolute path for a symlink so it doesn't point at itself
[16:07:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> your client don't have a /timer command?
[16:08:24] <chromas> SedBot's an awk script writing to ii; I don't know awk :(
[16:08:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah i mean yer actual client that chromas runs on
[16:09:59] <chromas> there's some sort of scripting
[16:10:22] <chromas> tea-- # so much effort
[16:10:22] <Bender> karma - tea: 172
[16:10:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> I know you can /timer -repeat 100 3600 msg #Soylent bender-- in x/hexchat
[16:10:50] * chromas tries in #test
[16:11:08] <ar> tea++
[16:11:08] <Bender> karma - tea: 173
[16:11:20] <ar> coffee--
[16:11:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 881
[16:11:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> no ++ for tea from me yet, still coffee hours
[16:11:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[16:11:39] <Bender> karma - coffee: 882
[16:11:59] <ar> TheMightyBuzzard: /exec - -out while true; do echo tea++; sleep 3600; done
[16:12:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'd work too
[16:13:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> slightly bad manners but nothing to bother scripting against or kicking for.
[16:13:44] <chromas> quassel-- # for shitty scripting capability
[16:13:44] <Bender> karma - quassel: -1
[16:13:53] <ar> https://github.com
[16:13:54] <NetCraft> ^ 03nitrix/ds9k · GitHub
[16:14:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun
[16:16:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i++ really should return nothing but TRUE. it's an increment operation not a math one.
[16:16:24] <Bender> karma - i: 3
[16:21:12] <chromas> ++Bender should increment for this
[16:21:20] <chromas> --Bender
[16:22:21] <ar> (let Bender (+ 1 Bender))
[16:22:35] <ar> (not sure if it's actually valid in any lispy language)
[16:24:00] <chromas> Bender's python so we probably need some indentation
[16:26:13] <ar> or lambdas
[16:31:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Lunar Probe Completes Round Trip - http://sylnt.us - gave-up-on-the-attempt-at-a-square-trip
[17:44:34] <geotti> tea++
[17:44:34] <Bender> karma - tea: 174
[17:45:20] <geotti> coffee-- #just to be fair
[17:45:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 881
[17:48:26] <ar> coffee--
[17:48:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 880
[17:48:27] <ar> tea++
[17:48:27] <Bender> karma - tea: 175
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[17:53:20] <swiss> so how was everyone's halloween?
[17:54:52] <ar> lazy
[17:55:10] <swiss> i only had 1 group of kids come :(
[17:55:18] <swiss> i was giving out full size candy bars too
[18:01:20] <SirFinkus> I didn't catch any
[18:01:51] * Leebert ran out of razor blades
[18:15:30] <SirFinkus> they're getting smarter, they dodged the bear traps too
[18:20:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DNA Contamination in Sequencing Experiments - http://sylnt.us - out-of-sequence
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[18:46:27] <swiss> lol
[18:58:07] <geotti> wordpress-- for using $_SERVER['SERVER_NAME'];
[18:58:07] <Bender> karma - wordpress: -4
[18:58:18] <geotti> s/using/relying
[18:58:18] * SedBot2 tosses a / to gutti
[18:58:20] <geotti> s/using/relying/
[18:58:20] <SedBot2> <geotti> wordpress-- for relying $_SERVER['SERVER_NAME'];
[18:58:28] <geotti> *on
[18:59:11] <geotti> why not just hardcode that right away...
[18:59:53] <geotti> phb-- #for insisting on wordpress despite a page of arguments against using it
[18:59:53] <Bender> karma - phb: -1
[19:02:11] <geotti> wordpress++ # for using trac and already having a bugreport about this
[19:02:11] <Bender> karma - wordpress: -3
[19:02:13] <geotti> trac++
[19:02:13] <Bender> karma - trac: 5
[19:04:40] <geotti> wordpress-- #for still making me hardcore this idiocy in my nginx config
[19:04:40] <Bender> karma - wordpress: -4
[19:04:49] <geotti> tight_coupling--
[19:04:49] <Bender> karma - tight_coupling: -1
[19:07:21] <ar> imagemagick: CVE-2014-8354, CVE-2014-8355, CVE-2014-8562
[19:07:26] <ar> tea++
[19:07:26] <Bender> karma - tea: 176
[19:07:28] <ar> php--
[19:07:28] <Bender> karma - php: 5
[19:07:32] <ar> coffee++
[19:07:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 881
[19:07:49] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[19:07:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 880
[19:08:51] <ar> erm
[19:08:54] <ar> coffee--
[19:08:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 879
[19:13:49] <JamesNZ> c++11++
[19:14:02] <ar> cpp11++
[19:14:02] <Bender> karma - cpp11: 1
[19:14:11] <JamesNZ> \o/
[19:14:22] <ar> cpp14++
[19:14:22] <Bender> karma - cpp14: 1
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[20:21:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Climate-Change Solution No One Will Talk About - http://sylnt.us - ought-to-be-enough-for-anybody
[21:38:48] <swiss> trying to fix my ZFS/freenas speed issues :/
[21:39:35] <swiss> nfs write is like 1 MB/s
[21:39:43] <swiss> local write is acting funny too
[21:54:23] <ar> http://www.phoronix.com - #systemdrama
[21:54:24] <NetCraft> ^ 03[Phoronix] Don't Use Fedora's Fedup Right Now Due To A Bug With Systemd
[21:55:14] <ar> swiss: you probably have 4k-sector disks, but zfs pool created for 512b sectors
[21:55:26] <ar> swiss: recreate pool with a different ashift setting
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[22:02:00] <chromas> Does that mean Fedup reboots to do its upgrade?
[22:16:48] <ar> swiss: i'm not sure how to check disk physical sector size on freebsd. on linux that's a matter of fdisk -l
[22:21:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Atempt to use "Right to be forgotten" to Remove Bad Review - http://sylnt.us - everything-is-awesome
[22:33:10] <crutchy> frameworks-- # cos they suck baws
[22:33:10] <Bender> karma - frameworks: -3
[22:40:23] <crutchy> http://www.phoronix.com
[23:17:18] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:17:18] <NetCraft> ^ 03Overdrive - Moog Feat. JS7 - YouTube
[23:20:15] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:20:16] <NetCraft> ^ 03Moog - I Will Find You (feat. ALPHAMAMA) [Electro] - YouTube
[23:20:24] <crutchy> mighty_car_mods++
[23:20:24] <Bender> karma - mighty_car_mods: 1
[23:36:43] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:36:44] <NetCraft> ^ 03Cruising in the Nissan Figaro - YouTube
[23:36:59] <crutchy> the_"wtf_is_this_thing"_factor++
[23:37:04] <crutchy> aw
[23:41:30] <ar> sinatra++
[23:41:30] <Bender> karma - sinatra: 1
[23:41:31] <ar> graphite++
[23:41:32] <Bender> karma - graphite: 1
[23:41:35] <ar> nginx++
[23:41:35] <Bender> karma - nginx: 1
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