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[23:52:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Site Status: August 30th, 2014 - http://sylnt.us - up-down-503-left-right
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[23:49:20] * TheMightyBuzzard warms up .kick
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[23:49:15] <Ethanol-fueled> PEACE!
[23:49:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Gonna bail for a bit. When I return, it will probably be with alcohol.
[23:48:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Haha, whoops!
[23:47:10] <NCommander> I didn't quite take in account the full ramifications of cutting gluster out of the loop
[23:47:01] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHA
[23:46:56] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, the previously applied bandaid to fix the site this morning was installed upside down
[23:46:42] <ciri> The integral of the gravitational potential taken around any loop trail you chose to hike always comes out positive.
[23:46:42] <Ethanol-fueled> (Murphy's law -- right after subscriptions went live, too...haha!)
[23:46:14] <Ethanol-fueled> what happened NCommander?
[23:42:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nuclear Waste Storage: Deciding not to Decide - http://sylnt.us - defer-problems-to-the-future || Australian Consumer Watchdog Sues Valve - http://sylnt.us - always-read-the-small-print || Opportunity to Reformat Flash Storage - http://sylnt.us - couldn't-they-just-call-AAA? || 100 Gbps Network for Research in Singapore - http://sylnt.us - 1 more
[23:40:10] <NCommander> Ugh
[23:40:09] <NCommander> Site is fixed
[23:38:53] <NCommander> crap I know what happened
[23:36:41] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v FunPika] by juggler
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[23:36:09] * NCommander is home now
[23:36:03] <NCommander> Is the site still broken?
[23:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i did earlier
[23:30:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Car nice and shiny, as if you all give a shit.
[23:30:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Back.
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[23:12:23] * crutchy is rolling a little shortener script
[22:59:57] <crutchy> i'm sure ethanol-fueled would agree
[22:59:46] <crutchy> sockets are awesome useful
[22:59:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> so do my lightbulbs
[22:58:45] <crutchy> exec uses a socket
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[22:57:34] <chromas> Muh plot was foiled by me
[22:57:03] <crutchy> hmm missed that one
[22:56:48] <Lagg> chromas explicitly telling it to part pretty much cleared up any ambiguity I think
[22:56:24] <crutchy> ah. sorry
[22:56:01] <Lagg> I know
[22:55:48] <crutchy> Lagg, systemd isn't my bot btw
[22:55:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes. dire consequences shall ensue.
[22:55:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, don't have any. peach maybe.
[22:55:32] <Lagg> TheMightyBuzzard: You'll fall over because he changed the name for the 4th time
[22:55:24] <crutchy> you'll eat an orange?
[22:55:12] <crutchy> nah
[22:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll what now?
[22:55:02] <Lagg> Aren't you using ircii's fifos for it
[22:54:32] <crutchy> and it always breaks
[22:54:26] <crutchy> exec is always being tested for new shit
[22:54:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm?
[22:53:46] <crutchy> or #test
[22:53:33] <Lagg> Or TheMightyBuzzard will
[22:53:32] <crutchy> we use # for testing
[22:53:16] <crutchy> nah. if i change nicks it will fall over
[22:53:14] <Lagg> and this good sir is what test channels are for
[22:52:54] <crutchy> Lagg, he just hasn't got around to setting up the most awesomess bot ever :P
[22:52:36] <Lagg> You can change exec's name to systemd then if that's what you want :/
[22:52:18] <crutchy> cos it has an awesome name :D
[22:52:17] <Lagg> and why supybot over eggdrop
[22:52:06] <Lagg> Then why put it in the channel if you haven't written anything for it
[22:51:41] <chromas> It actually has the same functionally as all the other bots but I'm too lazy to learn it
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[22:49:41] <crutchy> mine only spams one channel atm
[22:48:57] <crutchy> doesn't do anything yet, but i've set it up so i can work on it on my lappy and rsync
[22:48:31] <crutchy> sylnt.us.to is up
[22:47:50] <Lagg> and yes I know I can just ignore them but I like bots and I know you guys like bots. But come on nao we all know how to write code, make them awesome
[22:46:05] <Lagg> No I take that back, worthless bots are fine. But the spam bots aren't.
[22:45:42] <Lagg> Worthless bots are annoying
[22:45:34] <Lagg> and start commands with milkme, because that's all it does
[22:45:21] <Lagg> Might as well call it cheese then
[22:45:13] <chromas> It is now
[22:45:03] <Lagg> That's not even a systemctl subcommand
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[22:44:52] <chromas> systemctl part
[22:44:37] <chromas> It's a supybot. It does a lot but I haven't figured it out yet
[22:44:35] <Lagg> Really there's no issue with bots in general as long as they don't speak unless spoken to
[22:44:16] <Lagg> exec is definitely useful
[22:44:05] <Lagg> I doubt there are more bots than people, but I don't doubt that most are useless
[22:44:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> like one week exec is our sed bot, next it's sexbot, next it's sedbot, then exec again
[22:43:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, because there's like 30 bots in this channel and people keep changing up what they do
[22:43:14] <Lagg> You don't remember because it doesn't :/
[22:42:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, systemd your bot?
[22:42:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> does other stuff, i just don't remember what
[22:42:34] <Lagg> It basically just searches strings for systemd or systemctl and says something stupid, that's it.
[22:42:08] <systemd> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah, right
[22:42:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> systemctl start dancing
[22:41:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> too many to keep track of
[22:41:52] <Lagg> It should at the very least grok subcommands and shut the fuck up otherwise
[22:41:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned if i remember
[22:41:34] <Lagg> What is the purpose
[22:41:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ciri needs to die in a fire, systemd has a purpose
[22:41:24] <Lagg> Case in point
[22:41:18] <systemd> Lagg: I'm not sure what to make of that
[22:41:17] <Lagg> systemd and ciri
[22:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> which spam bots?
[22:41:05] <Lagg> (am running 3 networks, excuse confusion)
[22:40:56] <Lagg> owait, this isn't freenode. Still though
[22:40:44] <Lagg> paulej72, NCommander: Should probably do something about what are basically spam bots. Don't think it violates freenode's tos but they're definitely not entertaining or useful.
[22:40:05] * crutchy is thinking about dropping the parent comment url off
[22:39:58] <systemd> Lagg: yeah, right
[22:39:57] <Lagg> systemd: You're a worthless bot, you don't even pretend to grok systemctl subcommands
[22:39:51] <crutchy> really need a shortener for the comment feed. the long urls are really spammy
[22:39:41] <systemd> Lagg: I don't think so, Tim
[22:39:40] <Lagg> systemctl awesome arch
[22:39:34] <chromas> ^ The answer
[22:39:28] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 42
[22:39:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[22:39:00] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 41
[22:39:00] <chromas> archlinux++
[22:38:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> you are a silly, silly monkey
[22:38:13] <crutchy> workbench was awesome
[22:37:37] <crutchy> need an amiga os one next
[22:34:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll play with setting up an arch vm in preparation for making a new dev vm
[22:34:09] <crutchy> *conf
[22:34:06] * crutchy goes back to apache cong
[22:33:42] <crutchy> all your programming are belong to us
[22:33:30] <exec> <crutchy> programming are fun
[22:33:29] <crutchy> s/computers/programming/
[22:33:17] <crutchy> computers are fun
[22:31:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, why am i working on a weekend?
[22:31:15] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[22:21:21] * crutchy sets to work on a vhost for sylnt.us.to
[22:19:57] <crutchy> (not bad for a freebie)
[22:19:33] <crutchy> almost same as sn shortener :D
[22:19:24] * TheMightyBuzzard hasn't had a bank account in over 20 years
[22:19:22] <crutchy> chromas, just nabbed sylnt.us.to
[22:18:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause real ones always screw me and end up costing me money i can't afford.
[22:18:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> at a test bank
[22:18:11] <chromas> Need a test bank account
[22:17:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> technically we COULD do a comments rss feed but i'm busy figuring out how to set up a test account with coinbase without having a bank account for money to be sent to.
[22:16:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Have fun everybody!
[22:16:49] <Ethanol-fueled> gonna idle here while I go wash the car and gather booze. I'll be on later, and will probably get kicked again.
[22:16:20] <Bender> karma - irciv: 1
[22:16:20] <chromas> irciv++
[22:15:42] <crutchy> ooh i could too. wouldn't be quite as short, but irciv.us.to/someurl would be reasonable
[22:15:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, crutchy has something that scrapes all the comments.
[22:15:20] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy / Buzzard, are you guys doing an RSS feed thingie?
[22:15:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably just as well. it'd be pretty spikey traffic for that little thing.
[22:14:53] <chromas> crutchy: you could run your own
[22:14:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, but fortunately the scale on the mirror obscures my face, making it good for online bombing.
[22:14:27] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, comment feed is working ok. tried using sylnt.us shortener but it was hit n miss with my hackery so i bailed on it for now
[22:14:17] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[22:14:04] <chromas> Classic selfie with a dirty mirror
[22:12:45] * crutchy leaves link alone
[22:12:41] * Azrael decides /ignore is the politest option
[22:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no thanks man. i don't wanna see your junk
[22:12:32] <crutchy> thankd for the warning eth
[22:12:10] <monopoly> ^ 03View image: 20140621 064429
[22:12:10] <Ethanol-fueled> http://postimg.org <-- WARNING. contains a picture of Ethanol-fueled nude.
[22:11:55] <monopoly> ^ 03Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video) - YouTube
[22:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[22:11:50] <crutchy> shes not huge, but comfy :)
[22:11:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Even though I'm kinda fit and getting fitter (as you all probably saw when i posted the link to me nude last night.)
[22:11:27] <crutchy> i did :D
[22:11:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I like big girls. I would totally marry one.
[22:11:00] <crutchy> she should be top of the list
[22:10:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, you are correct.
[22:10:25] <crutchy> you lucky bastard
[22:10:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> fat chicks give the best head though
[22:10:19] <Ethanol-fueled> same sounds and everything.
[22:10:12] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: It's like lying on a waterbed.
[22:09:59] <crutchy> more to grab onto eh?
[22:09:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I call her only when none of the other ladies are available.
[22:09:38] <Ethanol-fueled> She told me she would be down, but she's REALLY BIG.
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[22:09:35] <crutchy> lol
[22:09:26] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I plan to post a link to a homemade porn flick of me and a big girl later.
[22:09:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Mod the "hey hippie" guy up, he's at zero right now for flamebait.
[22:08:54] <crutchy> try posting a cock pic link eth. that'll be like throwing a fox in a henhouse (or whatever the saying is). disclaimer: please don't post cock pics on SN
[22:08:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should probably go over there with my mod points
[22:07:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I can't wait until I get high later and come back and read it again!
[22:07:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Ho ho ho ho, I'm re-reading it and it gets funnier every time, hee hee!
[22:07:26] <crutchy> it has a thing about milo doesnt it
[22:07:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahaha
[22:06:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> milo again?
[22:06:51] <exec> * crutchy flings a tinfoil hat of boogers at Lagg
[22:06:51] <crutchy> ~gday Lagg
[22:06:41] <exec> * crutchy cracks open a blagoblag of milo for TheMightyBuzzard
[22:06:40] <crutchy> ~gday TheMightyBuzzard
[22:06:38] <exec> Sunday, 31 August 2014 @ 8:06 am GMT+10 - Traralgon VIC, Australia
[22:06:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time crutchy
[22:06:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy
[22:06:15] <Lagg> Have -6 excuses
[22:06:10] <crutchy> :p
[22:06:10] <Lagg> Nope, almost everyone here is of the scientific mindset
[22:06:06] <exec> <crutchy> <TheMightyBuzzard> they're people, that's plenty excuse to be a flamed moron
[22:06:05] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, s/ing/ed/
[22:05:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're people, that's plenty excuse to be a flaming moron
[22:05:09] <Lagg> The readership of sites like this have even less of an excuse than the next standard person to act like this.
[22:04:54] <Lagg> But yeah, ever since that happened it's been a brain worm for me.
[22:04:09] <Lagg> At least that indicates that there are a hell of a lot more people active than it initially appears.
[22:03:51] <Lagg> Also depressing that it's now at 74 comments. Meanwhile the 5 interesting stories are hovering at 4 after it
[22:02:41] <Lagg> Not even angry, just disappointed.
[22:02:19] <Lagg> I found it depressing myself in a way, it always kills me a bit inside when people get so blinded by this political bullshit that they start thinking of guns as black boxes with demons in them that magically kill people
[22:00:51] <Ethanol-fueled> This site is hilarious only when it tries not to be.
[22:00:33] <Lagg> Same
[22:00:18] <Ethanol-fueled> "Hey hippie, shut the fuck up with your pacification bullshit!"
[22:00:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Had a hearty laugh just reading the summary, and was not disappointed reading the comments
[21:59:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Just the fact that it was posted to the front page as a story
[21:59:31] <Lagg> 'murika
[21:59:29] <Ethanol-fueled> was like, "Is this nigga serious?!"
[21:59:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I LOL'd
[21:59:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahaha, that flamewar about guns and the AMerican disease is hilarious!
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[21:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i could look at it but that's about it
[21:07:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nap
[21:07:26] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[21:05:44] <NCommander> can't do anything
[21:05:31] <NCommander> I'm not home
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[20:44:49] <SirFinkus> he was muttering obscenities about caching earlier
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[20:44:41] <HwS> Oh, OK
[20:44:33] <SirFinkus> pretty sure NCommander is aware of the issue
[20:44:15] <HwS> Am I alone in here?
[20:42:30] <HwS> Just an FYI - SN has varnish issues again
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[20:39:14] <SirFinkus> oh, the patch was like 150MB
[20:39:03] <SirFinkus> 45 fucking minutes later, it says Update failed
[20:38:41] <SirFinkus> naturally, it opens a huge fucking window with a green progress bar and an enlightening "updating" label
[20:37:52] <SirFinkus> so I download their critical update notification tool or whatever they call their "we fucked up bad this time patch" in ms speak
[20:37:05] <SirFinkus> get there, discover microsoft broke windows update in an update, and I need to manually update windows update
[20:36:17] <SirFinkus> windows update fucked itself
[20:36:11] <SirFinkus> get a tech support call
[20:35:33] <SirFinkus> again
[20:35:29] <Bender> karma - windows: -9
[20:35:29] <SirFinkus> windows--
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[19:35:04] <NCommander> the site is caching and I don't know why -_-;
[19:34:58] <NCommander> Son of a bitch
[19:11:17] <crutchy> you could call it that yeah :p
[19:10:52] <Azrael> nobody says crap quite like him?
[19:10:47] <Bender> karma - [ethanol-fueled]: 1
[19:10:47] <crutchy> [ethanol-fueled]++ nobody says it quite like him
[19:10:36] <crutchy> [ethanol-fueled++] nobody says it quite like him
[19:10:27] <crutchy> crap
[19:10:12] <crutchy> ethanol-fueled++ nobody says it quite like him
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[18:57:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I jacked off while crying, too.
[18:57:08] <chromas> Ethanol tears
[18:56:55] <chromas> We feed on your tears
[18:56:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I cried myself to sleep last night
[18:56:31] <Ethanol-fueled> you'll kick me even though I'm not being obnoxious.
[18:56:14] <Ethanol-fueled> you guys suck.
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[18:41:37] <HwS> have a good one
[18:41:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'm going to grab a nap. got pretty hot out there fishing and it's all but sapped my will to move.
[18:40:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, makes me wish he would move down here or at least train up some of our pols in how not to be douchebags.
[18:39:23] <HwS> I like it
[18:38:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> "i want gay married couples to be able to protect their pot farms with their guns"
[18:38:17] <HwS> I haven't heard of him.
[18:38:03] <HwS> "here's a bag full of money for you ..." of course it would be a SN bag with no money in it ;-)
[18:37:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really want a tim moen interview. i don't care if he's canadian. he has the best quote of any politician i've heard this year.
[18:37:35] <HwS> Or we can just crash a House or Senate candidate's event
[18:36:52] <HwS> Yes. Incoming links are goooood
[18:36:39] <HwS> That's why you interview local, lower office candidates who would benefit from meeting the interviewer at the local goodwill donation center
[18:36:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> few interviews could get US linked to for a change instead of vice versa though.
[18:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they wouldn't wear it anyway. zazzle doesn't sell expensive suits
[18:34:52] <HwS> Ahhh, thanks for giving us an interview. here's your hat and your bag. If you use Linux you also get a free coffee cup but you must supply your own coffee
[18:33:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should see if we can line up any candidate interviews too being as the mid-term elections are coming up soon.
[18:32:44] <HwS> Then you could make sure you had enough of a donation to make it "news worthy" (sorry, couldn't resist)
[18:32:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, not a bad idea
[18:31:34] <HwS> then you guys would place the actual order as a single order to save on shipping
[18:31:04] <HwS> You guys would set up a 'virtual shirt', etc and we would buy them
[18:29:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[18:29:38] <HwS> But, Soylent news IS people
[18:29:19] <HwS> yes
[18:29:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> be a really weird form of advertising too
[18:28:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> let someone in a big city take the donated swag down to the local shelter or goodwill each week or some such.
[18:27:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll bring it up at the 9/3 meeting
[18:26:57] <HwS> the shirts, bags and hat are good "donate to those in need" items
[18:26:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be
[18:26:31] <HwS> I think those tech companies buy/lease/rent locals so they qualify
[18:26:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> not going to get ranty on that right now though
[18:25:54] <HwS> I mean, yes WE do
[18:25:45] <HwS> yes they do.
[18:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> US has the highest on the planet
[18:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> very low corporate tax rate
[18:24:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i don't think so. i know most us tech companies have headquarters po boxes in ireland.
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[18:24:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, we could prolly find one
[18:24:01] <HwS> You don't need an Irishman to be part of the "board"?
[18:23:43] <HwS> I was thinking politicians who were voted out of office this November but your idea works too
[18:23:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> not ireland. they lurve having corps move there.
[18:23:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, could donate a bunch of user purchased shirts to the homeless or what have you.
[18:23:17] <HwS> Yeah, off shore would help with that, but meeting the residency requirements in the other country may be tough
[18:22:34] <HwS> Maybe they are "donated" to non-SN visitors.
[18:22:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> really wish it were easier to take donations. would be simplicity itself if we were an offshore corp.
[18:22:09] <HwS> I'm not a bitcoin user. I didn't pay enough attention to the PayPal thing to notice if I could raise the amount
[18:21:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... could work
[18:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to get bitcoin subs happening next week though and there's essentially not a damned thing we can do to return the money if you overpay on purpose.
[18:20:51] <HwS> SN gets their % of the sale and someone gets the souvenir
[18:20:17] <HwS> What about "sponsoring" cups, shirts, et al, for a give away?
[18:19:40] <HwS> Hmmm ... too bad.
[18:19:30] <HwS> Would a caffeine addicted dog get to clean him up afterwards?
[18:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably not. his sense of humor isn't THAT good
[18:19:06] <HwS> Would they be full of coffee?
[18:19:00] <HwS> Would someone throw them at him?
[18:18:42] <HwS> I already bought my sub and I helped Snow get his
[18:18:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could have a bury NCommander in coffee mugs drive. buy one but have it shipped to him if you don't want it.
[18:18:21] <HwS> I realize the accounting police won't let them take donations, though it would be nice to have "super subscriptions"
[18:18:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... now there's an idea...
[18:17:27] <HwS> I'd rather donate $20 than buy a $20 coffee mug
[18:16:33] <HwS> I see they are offering 15% off if you give them your email address
[18:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, there's a sale on in the SN store right now. just noticed zazzle is having a labor day sale.
[18:14:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good. no reason to wake the dead then.
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[18:14:15] <HwS> Well, SN seems to have caught up with itself
[18:11:57] <HwS> about 20 - 30 of those hours are dealing with servers on Linode, so i'm still in their neighborhood.
[18:11:12] <HwS> I'm already working 80 - 100 hours per week. As much as I'd like to help I would just end up being too busy when they needed me
[18:10:43] <HwS> I hear you.
[18:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll probably get roped into being one of them honestly. and i've no desire to share in the pressure.
[18:06:38] <HwS> I'm sure you'd find 'em if you ran an add on Craig's List. You can find anything on there
[18:05:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> really we just need about two more superuser types.
[18:05:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> good news is pj should have his internet on by now at his new place, so if his computer's set up he'll be handy when he gets to unloading stuff.
[18:04:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> this weekend, for sure.
[18:04:04] <HwS> wow, those two sure are predictable
[18:03:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't help right now. paulej72 is likely somewhere with a van full of stuff and NCommander is asleep again.
[18:02:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> not at the moment. some people have their numbers, i just don't happen to be one of them.
[18:02:04] <HwS> it wouldn't take much to code a page where other SN staff could post a small message and the server would send it to the techn-staff
[18:01:26] <HwS> Isn't there some sort of SN bat signal?
[18:00:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, paulej72, ping
[18:00:58] <HwS> so it must be what happens when you mix Varnish with Hydrogen ;-)
[18:00:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> also true
[18:00:36] <HwS> and blue Sour Patch kids still taste nasty
[18:00:07] <HwS> and the submission queue is up to date (whatever that means)
[17:59:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[17:59:34] <HwS> the newer content is available. If I look at my posts and click on one I see the story it belongs to.
[17:58:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> rss is behind too
[17:58:15] <HwS> D'oh!
[17:58:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> well that remains to be seen but the site is wonky =P
[17:58:06] <HwS> WooHoo!
[17:57:55] <HwS> So i'm not having another stroke?
[17:57:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> has to be a varnish issue i'd think but not something i can fix.
[17:57:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, yeah it is a couple stories behind
[17:57:11] <HwS> I'm getting the HTC story as the latest, and the 'Teacher/writer" story - without the lined-out edit - as the second story
[17:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, lemme look
[17:56:28] <HwS> Is it just me or is SN showing only stories from earlier today if you're not logged in?
[17:55:54] <HwS> quick question.
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[16:05:34] <Bytram|afk> thanks for the chat!
[16:05:30] <Bytram|afk> ok, gtg...
[16:03:35] <Bytram|afk> Yay community!
[16:03:31] <Bytram|afk> but, the really neat thing is, some of the community had already reversed some of the mods!
[16:03:15] <Bytram|afk> had to find out who had some, and go from there...
[16:03:06] <Bytram|afk> Lagg: yeah... I asked around and got some help with that... eds DO NOT have unlimited mod points, like at the other site...
[16:02:11] <Lagg> Heh, I just noticed I got back up to 50 from that downmod spree someone pulled on me. Probably people in this channel trying to undo it. Appreciate that.
[16:00:30] * Bytram|afk appreciates your sharing your *experience* -- far more valuable than *opinion*, (though both have merit)
[15:59:48] <Lagg> For example I've been a staff member of about 3 wikis with two of them ongoing in the past few years, the whole guideline thing is *really* bad there.
[15:59:35] <Bytram|afk> yuppers
[15:59:23] <Bytram|afk> Lagg: oh, I was not thinking of putting it in the story; it would soon be re-re-redundant after the umpteenth time.
[15:59:22] <Lagg> I'm giving advice from actual situations I've been in that are familiar, in collaborative sites like this people get stupid sometimes about what is expected of staff
[15:58:45] <Lagg> As far as the summaries themselves go one can generally assume that editors will edit it. So would be redundant to put it in the summary itself.
[15:58:25] <Bytram|afk> we're still learning as we go along... the community has guided us well, so far.
[15:58:03] <Bytram|afk> zactly
[15:57:58] <Lagg> Above "preview story" and bolded
[15:57:42] <Lagg> Bytram|afk: Maybe it'd be appropriate to put that note next to the submission button
[15:57:41] <Bytram|afk> lol
[15:57:40] <Bytram|afk> so for want of a wont it won't be what once was wanted?
[15:57:30] <Bytram|afk> so for want of a wont it won't be what once was?
[15:56:24] <Lagg> I'll never forget when the editor changed my note of "as reddit users are wont to do" into "as reddit users do" implying that all of them were like that. Not a very good edit but I laughed my ass off
[15:56:00] <Bytram|afk> hence my thinking about rephrasing the intro/byline
[15:55:46] <Lagg> Yeah that happened with mine too once but I was amused by it
[15:55:41] <Bytram|afk> common sense doesn't seem that common, at times.
[15:55:39] <Bytram|afk> nod nod
[15:55:23] <Bytram|afk> but, I know that when my first story was edited... it *felt* like someone put words in my mouth. :(
[15:55:08] <Lagg> Guidelines can't be made for everything, sometimes common sense has to take over.
[15:54:48] <Lagg> It's a common tactic that people use when they have no good argument, they'll basically tell you that if there was just a guideline then it wouldn't have happened. Then they'll tell you the guideline wasn't specific enough ad infinitum
[15:54:40] <Bytram|afk> oh, we have those already for the editors!
[15:54:23] <Bytram|afk> SO and so writes with news about...
[15:54:14] <Lagg> That would probably be appropriate but please don't fall into the trap of people yelling "MAKE A GUIDELINE"
[15:54:12] <Bytram|afk> if we edit it, then it is not entirely true that this is what they wrote; nned something more along the lines of
[15:53:49] <Bytram|afk> there is also an issue, IMHO, that the byline says something to the effect of: Foo writes: and then there's a bunch of text...
[15:53:41] <Lagg> http://www.qhud.net here is a good example of the engineering. I think that for a lot of people this hysteria is causing them to see it as a black box that just magically kills people.
[15:53:08] <Bytram|afk> communication is the key. I'm coming of a view that the submission page should have a statement to the effect that stories can, and will, be edited to conform to site standards...
[15:52:02] <Lagg> I think that's what people get irritated about rather than the fact that it was changed. So long as you note that it *was* I think it'll be fine.
[15:50:55] <Lagg> Well perhaps when you have to do a lot of changes to their opinion blocks make a note about it
[15:50:34] <Lagg> I really wish that there wasn't so much political blinding when it comes to guns right now though. I should make a video when I decide to buy one again that shows off the neat internals of them. They're really great feats of engineering. Especially any given glock pistol.
[15:50:29] <Bytram|afk> finding the right balance is, indeed, a challenge. :/
[15:50:07] <Bytram|afk> on the other hand, we have submitters who are, umm, vocal, about any changes made to their submission...
[15:49:16] <Bytram|afk> yep... my skin has thickened over the past few months
[15:48:56] <Lagg> Is indeed a hard thing to balance though. Don't envy editors.
[15:48:56] <Bytram|afk> nod nod
[15:48:29] <Lagg> I for one really like it. Most of the time. Even when it's something contrary to my own thinking. Which was the case this time of course but it was offensive in an entirely different way than just simple disagreement.
[15:47:41] <monopoly> ^ 04SN comment by Lagg (105)
[15:47:41] <Lagg> http://soylentnews.org read this though, I hope this doesn't mean that editors will start thinking that all submitter opinion should be stripped
[15:46:53] <Bender> karma - community: 1
[15:46:53] <Bytram|afk> community++
[15:46:47] <Lagg> Actually yeah I might be thinking of something else.
[15:46:46] <Bytram|afk> we were, undertandably, under a bit of time pressure to get the 'correction' out. some discussion ensued in the Editorial channel to try and get the proper wording for the editor's note.
[15:46:21] <Lagg> I think that slash admins might actually have direct template syntax access. Don't quote me on that though.
[15:45:51] <Lagg> Waht, I thought that was assumed
[15:45:23] <Bytram|afk> Lagg: thanks! It was a result of messing around on the dev site and discovering that editors DO NOT have the same HTML element restrictions that submitters and commenters have...
[15:45:09] <Lagg> The other two being that I'm a biased asshole.
[15:44:13] <Lagg> NCommander, janrinok|afk, whoever did the edit: I like the handling of the paragraph in question in that summary. It was better than what I would have done. Which is one of 3 reasons I have not expressed interest in being an editor.
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[15:21:47] <pbnjoe> yeah I just saw that article. oof.
[14:50:22] * janrinok smack gluster
[14:49:10] <Bytram> NCommander: Ouch!!
[14:48:20] <NCommander> janrinok, gluster broke badly. Removed gluster from the equation. Makes updating the site more painful
[14:47:19] <janrinok> NCommander: when the dust settles, is it anything you can explain in terms that an editor would understand?
[14:47:00] <monopoly> ^ 04SN article 03 English Teacher Banned for Writing Fiction 04(31 comments):
[14:46:59] <Bytram> there's a whole lotta flak about this story lamx posted: http://soylentnews.org
[14:44:57] <janrinok> lets hope that this one sticks
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[14:44:35] <NCommander> janrinok, indeed, I applied a more permament bandaid
[14:43:38] <ciri> lol damn!
[14:43:38] <janrinok> lol
[14:43:32] <Bytram> just six more and he'll look like Heinz with 57 varieties =)
[14:43:07] <janrinok> I've always been a spoilsport....
[14:42:59] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 51
[14:42:59] <janrinok> NCommander++
[14:42:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4668, owned by ItisBE
[14:42:50] <Bytram> !uid
[14:42:50] <Bytram> ta dah!
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[14:42:43] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 50
[14:42:43] <SoyCow3153> NCommander++
[14:42:41] <Bytram> let's make that a round number...
[14:42:41] <Bytram> let's make that a round number...
[14:42:28] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 49
[14:42:28] <Bytram> NCommander++ YAY!
[14:42:17] <janrinok> me too - logged in successfully now
[14:42:05] <Bytram> okay, was able to login okay.
[14:41:56] <janrinok> is it the same fault as that of 12-14 hours ago?
[14:41:53] * Bytram hums "Nobody knows the troubles I've seen..."
[14:41:36] <SoyCow3153> so then, I can assume y'all are aware the site is acting wonky?
[14:41:19] <janrinok> hi all - no point in me telling you of the problems I see....
[14:41:16] * Bytram dons QA hat !!!
[14:41:07] <Bytram> yeah, take care of the site, first; chat later!
[14:40:53] <NCommander> should be fully back to normal now
[14:40:50] <NCommander> Bytram, wait a moment
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[14:40:20] <Bytram> NCommander: too early to grok. :/ what's that mean?
[14:40:12] <NCommander> paulej72, (if you have to do one, boron first, then fluorine manually)
[14:39:55] <NCommander> Bytram, site is still in failsafe mode
[14:39:48] <NCommander> paulej72, TheMightyBuzzard: I *intentionally* disabled guster on fluorine and just usng flat files, don't do a deploy with the system configured as it is
[14:39:46] <Bytram> from what I see, I can bring up the homepage, but can't seem to login successfully... it keeps putting up the login slashbox on the right-hand side
[14:38:43] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 48
[14:38:43] <Bytram> NCommander++ THANKS!
[14:38:08] * NCommander is bandaiding this
[14:38:05] <NCommander> Site is partially down
[14:37:29] <janrinok> hi on this chan too
[14:35:38] <Bytram> janrinok: Hi!
[14:35:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 698
[14:35:30] <Bytram> coffee++
[14:35:26] <Bytram> good morning all!
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[14:17:26] <Lagg> :(
[14:17:21] <systemd> Lagg: Nope
[14:17:20] <Lagg> systemd: isolate runlevel0
[14:17:04] <systemd> Lagg: I'm not sure what to make of that
[14:17:02] <Lagg> systemd: systemctl isolate runlevel0
[14:15:48] <Lagg> I still think it's hilarious that people call me crazy when stuff like that occurs.
[14:15:23] <Lagg> Bizarre gun rant summary broke the site
[14:07:46] <SirFinkus> god, I forgot how awesome crank was
[13:32:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HTC Announces the Desire 510 Android Phone with 64-bit Processor - http://sylnt.us - pocket-full-o-bits
[13:16:45] <Bender> karma - coffee: 697
[13:16:45] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:06:12] <crutchy> oh yeah i forgots about that
[13:03:56] <chromas> Poor WikiRC
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[12:54:35] <crutchy> Konomi, who is this ANONYMOUS_ that doesn't appear to be very anonymous?
[12:49:09] <FunPika> Hi
[12:48:58] <crutchy> wb FunPika
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[12:42:37] <chromas> Ooh, is that an option?
[12:42:08] <Konomi> are you trying to make me lose my dinner ;p
[12:41:51] <chromas> Anonymous X Hackersteinenbergson
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[12:41:10] <Konomi> I better find some broken glass to eat if that is true
[12:40:50] <chromas> Could be their given name; it's trendy now, right?
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[12:39:02] * Konomi bangs her head on a desk
[12:38:57] <Konomi> ANONYMOUS_ [4caec83c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.76.174.200.60] has joined $channel
[12:32:39] <Bender> karma - milk: -3
[12:32:39] <chromas> Milk-- for tasting like shit
[12:31:13] <chromas> Symbolic pornography
[12:30:41] <chromas> Carets, carrots and karats
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[12:27:45] <^> i'm a carrot :D
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[12:23:54] <crutchy> whatever that means
[12:23:26] <crutchy> ciri is a used franger of g'day juice
[12:23:07] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[12:23:05] <crutchy> lol
[12:22:57] <KonomiNetbook> also gross crutchy ;p
[12:22:41] <exec> * crutchy flings a cold can of bewb at ar
[12:22:40] <KonomiNetbook> crutchy: it's late cause I lsot track of time coding ;p
[12:22:40] <crutchy> ~gday ar
[12:22:28] <exec> * crutchy offers a used franger of g'day juice to KonomiNetbook
[12:22:28] <crutchy> ~gday KonomiNetbook
[12:22:16] <crutchy> wb
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[12:21:59] <systemd> ar: No
[12:21:58] <ar> \o/ yaaay, systemd doesn't deserve to be happy
[12:19:39] <crutchy> oh no you have angered systemd :p
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[12:18:52] <Bender> karma - tea: 41
[12:18:52] <ar> tea++
[12:18:51] <systemd> ar: No
[12:18:50] <ar> \o/
[12:18:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 696
[12:18:44] <ar> coffee--
[12:18:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 697
[12:18:43] <ar> coffee--
[12:18:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 698
[12:18:40] <ar> coffee--
[12:18:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 699
[12:18:38] <ar> coffee--
[12:16:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 700
[12:16:10] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:55:23] <crutchy> or maybe just a flag in the process array
[11:54:57] <crutchy> shouldn't be too hard. just needs a $nokill array
[11:54:04] <chromas> Nah, I just come up with things for other people to do so I don't have to :D
[11:54:00] <crutchy> konomi shut the lid
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[11:52:48] <crutchy> thanks chromas.... the god of all botland
[11:52:10] <Bender> todo item 5 added
[11:52:10] <crutchy> !todo ~nokill feature
[11:52:02] <crutchy> ~todo ~nokill feature
[11:45:50] <crutchy> late dinner
[11:44:45] <Konomi> time for food and less code dinner should be aquired afk x.x
[11:44:13] <Bender> karma - pascal: 21
[11:44:13] <crutchy> pascal++
[11:44:01] <crutchy> i only know that pascal kicks arse :D
[11:43:51] * crutchy is not well versed in performance (except in bed)
[11:43:30] <Konomi> ;p
[11:43:30] <Konomi> depends on you view
[11:43:25] <Konomi> processing
[11:43:22] <crutchy> or is regex slow?
[11:43:21] <Konomi> I was thinking of preprosing instead
[11:43:11] <Konomi> probably
[11:43:04] <crutchy> maybe a regex
[11:42:56] <crutchy> is there an efficient explode function?
[11:42:34] <Konomi> I think the change from delimiter seperated strings to arrays ate up the performance gain I wanted a bit
[11:42:21] <crutchy> my comment feed is borked cos i can't tame the url shortener
[11:42:14] <Konomi> trying to decide where I will take it from here
[11:41:12] <crutchy> that's pretty good. refining is hard
[11:40:31] <Konomi> I spent like 3 hours total time overall working on that trim_array_values function
[11:40:20] <chromas> crutchy: s/er/er streams/
[11:40:20] <crutchy> learn pascal. its awesomesauce
[11:40:00] <crutchy> just don't cross her in a dark alleyway
[11:39:53] <Konomi> I really really just should learn c already
[11:39:36] <Bender> karma - konomi: 17
[11:39:36] <crutchy> Konomi++ the queen of bash
[11:38:32] <Konomi> the rest is bash string manipulation which was. not. fun. to. learn.
[11:37:52] <Konomi> and it's just regex
[11:37:49] <Konomi> it has like one grep ;p
[11:37:37] <crutchy> i don't know grep hackery to save myself
[11:37:18] <crutchy> not that i can read bash script very well anyway :/
[11:37:16] <Konomi> as it has more crap in it ;p
[11:37:12] <Konomi> I thought the new code seemed less readable to me
[11:36:59] <crutchy> but i like new code cos seems to be more readable, but thats not what your priority i guess
[11:36:43] <Konomi> 58.6% cpu time difference on my last reading
[11:36:35] <crutchy> yeah
[11:35:52] <Konomi> new code wouldn't be
[11:35:48] <Konomi> old code should be shorter
[11:35:44] <Konomi> erm
[11:35:29] <exec> <crutchy> the grep one is shorter, but i have nfi what its doing so oh darn short
[11:35:29] <crutchy> s/fuck/oh darn/
[11:35:06] <crutchy> the grep one is shorter, but i have nfi what its doing so fuck short
[11:34:57] <Konomi> in theory the new code would show a better gain if there were a lot more processes running
[11:34:41] <Konomi> nothing that that effects it though
[11:34:36] <Konomi> the new code is in testing pharse so it has some garbage from the old stuff
[11:34:14] <Konomi> think so
[11:33:53] <crutchy> code starts changing at line 102 yeah?
[11:33:53] <chromas> switch to python :D :D
[11:33:48] <Konomi> in the old code it's just do it all for me pgrep
[11:33:36] <Konomi> notice new code involves a lot more string manipulation than I wanted
[11:32:16] <monopoly> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[11:32:15] <Konomi> http://paste.ofcode.org <- new code
[11:32:05] <chromas> but it says some of the code is wrong
[11:32:00] <ar> suse might not have gnu awk by default*
[11:31:58] <monopoly> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[11:31:57] <Konomi> http://paste.ofcode.org <- old code
[11:31:54] <chromas> it's gawk
[11:31:53] <crutchy> i had to update debian stable to testing to run sedbot
[11:31:52] <ar> erm
[11:31:41] <ar> awk might not have gnu awk by default
[11:31:36] <Bender> Added quote 236
[11:31:36] <chromas> !grab Konomi
[11:31:23] <crutchy> re not overly friendly with each other
[11:31:22] <chromas> three; sedbot doesn't like my version of awk or something in suse
[11:31:14] <crutchy> chromas is trying to get his bots to mate and make a baby bot together, but they
[11:30:55] <Konomi> no grabbing my quotes!
[11:30:48] <chromas> See I got two problems
[11:30:41] <Konomi> haha ;p
[11:30:37] <monopoly> ^ 03What is realizable with Python and SQL? - Pysqlite | Pysqlite ( http://www.pysqlite.org )
[11:30:36] <systemd> chromas: Error: You need to have PySQLite installed to use QuoteGrabs. Download it at <http://pysqlite.org/>
[11:30:36] <chromas> \grab Konomi
[11:30:35] <Konomi> I guess I could but the functions ended up nastier than i wanted
[11:30:16] <chromas> run it a lot so it adds up
[11:30:01] * Konomi sulks
[11:29:12] <Konomi> but like it matters on 1 minute of cpu time
[11:29:02] <Konomi> on the positive side I increased the performance by 59%
[11:28:45] <Konomi> no not really ;_;
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[11:27:48] <chromas> systemctl quit
[11:27:23] <crutchy> fel better?
[11:27:08] <Konomi> god that code
[11:26:39] <crutchy> :(
[11:26:34] <crutchy> no grepmagic at all
[11:26:10] <crutchy> if you need something to make you feel better, check out my dodgy ps parsing attempt: https://github.com
[11:24:07] <Konomi> barely noticable
[11:23:57] <Konomi> it
[11:23:53] <Konomi> and the new cpu time is 0.78
[11:23:49] <Konomi> but the current cpu time for the old one is 1.32
[11:23:19] <Konomi> I started both simitaniously
[11:23:08] * crutchy pokes head out of hiding place
[11:23:00] <Konomi> with caching ps output in memory then matcing the process name with pid
[11:22:38] <Konomi> I basically replaced pgreping for each instance of the process
[11:22:28] <Konomi> well
[11:21:54] * crutchy hides from Konomi
[11:21:48] <crutchy> although its better if the performance gets worse. then you know you've really done something cool :D
[11:21:16] <Bender> karma - konomi: 16
[11:21:16] <crutchy> Konomi++
[11:21:12] <crutchy> awesome!
[11:20:59] <Konomi> just spent ages rewriting a bunch of code and the perfomrance gain was so minimal
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[11:19:44] <chromas> yeah, I wasn't expecting it to 'hide' the process within
[11:18:38] <Bender> karma - tmux: 1
[11:18:38] <ar> tmux++
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[11:13:53] <crutchy> canned cow tongue in peppered poo juice is quite filling
[11:13:27] <crutchy> crap
[11:11:54] <crutchy> got 2 screens off my desk at work
[11:11:12] <Bender> karma - remote_god_mode: 1
[11:11:12] <crutchy> remote_god_mode++
[11:11:02] <crutchy> ah
[11:10:55] <chromas> I've used vnc/rdp
[11:10:40] <crutchy> but sorta /
[11:10:32] <crutchy> well, not really like tmux
[11:10:10] <crutchy> kinda like tmux for mouse lamos
[11:09:34] <chromas> ah
[11:09:28] <crutchy> remote desktop protocol server
[11:09:09] <Bender> karma - deletionists: -1
[11:09:09] <chromas> deletionists--
[11:09:06] <crutchy> aww
[11:09:00] <exec> [wikipedia] 3Xrdp: This page has been deleted. The deletion and move log for the page are provided below for reference.
[11:08:51] <crutchy> capsfart
[11:08:51] <chromas> ~define xrdp
[11:08:47] <crutchy> oopas
[11:08:42] <Bender> karma - bacon: 250
[11:08:42] <crutchy> baCON++
[11:08:36] <crutchy> ooh
[11:08:34] <crutchy> i think it uses a vnc server
[11:08:32] <chromas> Apparently it's International Bacon Day
[11:08:06] <crutchy> i been using xrdp at work. its pretty sweet
[11:07:39] <chromas> still doesn't ignore links from systemd so that's weird
[11:07:09] <crutchy> tried that one. looks better than screen but little less responsive
[11:06:42] <crutchy> ah
[11:06:27] <chromas> it was in a tmux session
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[11:05:25] <crutchy> you should go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!
[11:04:59] <crutchy> that bitch!
[11:04:20] <crutchy> ~battle select-weapon bommieknocker
[11:04:19] <chromas> htop lied to me!!!
[11:04:12] -!- monopoly has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[11:04:02] <crutchy> ~battle start
[11:03:40] <crutchy> zombie bot! kill it! kiiiiiiiill iiiiiit!!
[11:03:09] <monopoly> teste
[11:03:09] <chromas> /say teste
[11:03:05] <chromas> I guess it's a ghost or something
[11:02:51] <chromas> none of my computers will admit to running monopoly so uh
[11:02:14] <crutchy> doesn't need one of those twisted dong packages does it? we're talking python here... the language of dongs
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[11:01:20] <chromas> no :(
[11:00:55] <crutchy> does it have a mysql option? might be easier just to install that
[11:00:02] <crutchy> apt-get install debian :D
[10:59:46] * chromas is confusement
[10:59:41] <chromas> it's not even running
[10:58:21] <crutchy> maybe not configured with the bbbf option
[10:58:06] <chromas> gd I just fixed you, pooponopoly
[10:57:49] <monopoly> ^ 03What is realizable with Python and SQL? - Pysqlite | Pysqlite ( http://www.pysqlite.org )
[10:57:47] <systemd> chromas: Error: You need to have PySQLite installed to use QuoteGrabs. Download it at <http://pysqlite.org/>
[10:57:47] <chromas> \grab crutchy
[10:57:43] <systemd> crutchy: Error: "initialize" is not a valid command.
[10:57:41] <crutchy> \initialize buckets
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[10:57:10] <crutchy> need to reformat its mouse
[10:56:55] <crutchy> what a poo sniff
[10:56:50] * JamesNZ hands chromas some bamboo
[10:56:44] <chromas> well anyway it doesn't see pysqlite
[10:56:37] <chromas> oh
[10:56:34] <chromas> \grab crutchy
[10:56:23] <crutchy> oh?
[10:56:15] * chromas is a sad panda
[10:56:01] <crutchy> comments quieted off
[10:55:03] <crutchy> cheers mate. if rod no worka theres always explosives ;)
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[10:54:36] <JamesNZ> \o TheMightyBuzzard
[10:54:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight folks, i'm out to see if the fish want me to catch them or if i just get to enjoy a nice morning on the lake.
[10:53:48] <crutchy> good to have some pussy nearby
[10:53:11] <crutchy> bbbf. oh man thats even better than bff
[10:53:06] <JamesNZ> Speaking of kittens, there was a lovely cat purring around me at that place.
[10:52:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you're married, goes without saying
[10:52:25] <crutchy> i generally do that around the women :p
[10:52:23] <chromas> beer-battered bacon farts
[10:52:15] <JamesNZ> XD
[10:52:10] <chromas> all at the same time
[10:52:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> eat some bacon, drink some beer, fart loudly.
[10:51:59] <crutchy> nah its ok
[10:51:56] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Heh.
[10:51:41] <JamesNZ> Ok, I need to kill a kitten or something. I feel my Man Card slipping away.
[10:51:35] <crutchy> sometimes i need to go outside just to hear myself think
[10:51:04] <crutchy> depends
[10:51:00] <JamesNZ> :P
[10:50:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> lot to be said for being the only guy there unless it's a feminist rally
[10:50:39] <JamesNZ> It was actually quite nice :) There were pebbles on the bottom of the foot bath to roll your feet over.
[10:50:10] <JamesNZ> Nope, though I did help out with the dishes.
[10:49:33] <crutchy> hope you didnt end up on cuppa duty
[10:49:02] <crutchy> ooh
[10:48:53] <JamesNZ> I was the only guy there. And I was the only one who got the foot spa and massage XD
[10:48:51] <crutchy> cool. mini parties are best :)
[10:48:30] <JamesNZ> I just got back from a mini-party/celebration for my Mum.
[10:48:04] <crutchy> feel sorry for the poor bugger who ended up with the assful of splodge. cant remember who
[10:47:58] <JamesNZ> You won't believe what just happened to me.
[10:46:50] <crutchy> :D
[10:46:46] <JamesNZ> Hey crutchy :)
[10:46:43] <crutchy> hmm milo seems to be a popular one
[10:46:29] <exec> * crutchy hurls a wad of milo at JamesNZ
[10:46:28] <crutchy> ~gday JamesNZ
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[10:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> closer to 2000 but ya
[10:45:24] <crutchy> like playing russian roulette with a 20 barrel bazooka
[10:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> no worries. lot of land n twisters = small
[10:44:16] <crutchy> hmm how do i make 10 crosses with 10 finglers?
[10:43:59] <crutchy> xxxxx xxxxx
[10:43:55] <crutchy> ooh and toes
[10:43:50] <crutchy> xxxxx xxxx
[10:43:44] <crutchy> finglers crossed nothing goes near you buddy
[10:43:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> week or two
[10:43:05] <crutchy> when is twister season over there?
[10:42:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be good fishing
[10:42:25] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 5:12 am (CDT) ~ 30 mins ago: temp: 1021°C (69.8°F), dp: 1021°C (69.8°F), press: 101014.6 mb (+0.3 mb/18 mins), humid: 10100%, wind: 104.8 km/h (3 mph) @ 10170°
[10:42:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[10:42:09] <exec> weather for 10Walla Walla-Whitman College, WA, United States Of America at 2:30 am (PDT) ~ 72 mins ago: temp: 1017.8°C (64°F), dp: 109.4°C (49°F), press: 101012.9 mb (+0.3 mb/30 mins), humid: 1058%, wind: 104.8 km/h (3 mph) @ 10155°
[10:42:05] <exec> * crutchy blows a bathtub of red cordial at TheMightyBuzzard
[10:42:04] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[10:41:57] <chromas> ~weather
[10:41:47] <exec> Saturday, 30 August 2014 @ 5:41 am CDT - Ada, OK
[10:41:42] <crutchy> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[10:41:36] <chromas> nah they're in a coup thing to keep asshole animals out
[10:41:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 699
[10:41:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:41:19] <chromas> loool
[10:41:08] <crutchy> not in the same way ef would though im guessing?
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[10:41:01] <chromas> systemctl quit
[10:40:18] <chromas> Couple more hours 'til it's time to open the chickens
[10:40:06] <chromas> fpos says I don't have pysqlite installed when I do
[10:40:01] <exec> Saturday, 30 August 2014 @ 3:39 am PDT - Walla Walla, WA
[10:39:51] <crutchy> ~time chromas
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[10:31:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - English Teacher Banned for Writing Fiction - http://sylnt.us - stranger-than-truth
[10:21:12] <chromas> Except to ef, hence the extension program
[10:20:19] <Popeidol> (that's what she said)
[10:18:46] <chromas> It's clunky though it works
[10:18:04] * crutchy still hasn't quite figured out lazarus
[10:17:27] <crutchy> that would be cool :D
[10:16:55] <crutchy> child processes can talk to bot, but not sure if one child process could talk to another through the bot
[10:16:52] <chromas> Ooh maybe I should make a pas script for exec. un-compiled, of course
[10:16:22] <crutchy> prolly need to work out an inter-child-process-communication system
[10:15:24] <crutchy> need to convert lots of scripts to pas
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[10:15:08] <Bender> karma - delphi: 16
[10:15:08] <chromas> Delphi++
[10:14:42] <Bender> karma - pascal: 20
[10:14:42] <chromas> Pascal++
[10:14:21] <Bender> todo for crutchy: 1) IRCiv 2) irc voting script 3) user tracking script 4) make freepascal version of sn log parser
[10:14:21] <crutchy> !todo
[10:14:16] <Bender> todo item 4 added
[10:14:16] <crutchy> !todo make freepascal version of sn log parser
[10:14:01] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[10:14:01] <crutchy> !done 1
[10:13:47] <crutchy> oh crap
[10:13:38] <Bender> todo for crutchy: 1) learn more about eggdrop 2) IRCiv 3) irc voting script 4) user tracking script
[10:13:38] <crutchy> !todo
[10:13:33] <Bender> karma - naked_chick: 1
[10:13:33] <chromas> Naked_chick++
[10:12:56] <systemd> chromas: Todo for chromas: #1: zipinfo my pants
[10:12:55] <chromas> systemctl todo
[10:12:41] <crutchy> i thought it was supposed to be leave clothes and steal bike cos the clothes wouldn't fit (and what to do with the naked chick)
[10:12:23] <Popeidol> curses
[10:12:18] <Popeidol> !todo
[10:12:03] <chromas> Just in time
[10:11:52] <crutchy> chromas, s/eu/spew
[10:11:52] <Bender> todo for chromas: 1) Steal underpants 2) ? 3) Profit!
[10:11:52] <chromas> !todo
[10:11:34] <Bender> todo item 4 added
[10:11:34] <crutchy> !todo user tracking script
[10:11:29] <chromas> Some shit advertised on TV, always sounds like they're saying "eugenics"
[10:11:23] <Bender> todo item 3 added
[10:11:23] <crutchy> !todo irc voting script
[10:11:15] <Bender> todo item 2 added
[10:11:15] <crutchy> !todo IRCiv
[10:11:04] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[10:11:04] <crutchy> !done 2
[10:11:00] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[10:11:00] <crutchy> !done 1
[10:10:52] <Bender> todo for crutchy: 1) look up regex character classes 2) learn more about eggdrop 3) make freepascal version of sn log parser
[10:10:52] <crutchy> !todo
[10:10:37] * crutchy has too many scripts on the go to do it but
[10:10:10] <crutchy> moar complexity!
[10:10:00] <crutchy> we need a more fang dangled karma system
[10:09:37] <chromas> Dammit
[10:09:30] <systemd> chromas: Error: There are no praises in my database for #Soylent.
[10:09:30] <chromas> systemctl praise Bender for karma
[10:08:09] <Bender> karma - canned_dinner: 1
[10:08:09] <crutchy> canned_dinner++
[10:03:49] <systemd> Dunno!
[10:03:48] <chromas> systemctl start conversation
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[08:45:50] <chromas> /restart bugfix
[08:43:35] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 40
[08:43:35] <chromas> archlinux++
[08:43:28] * chromas spanks monopoly
[08:43:25] <chromas> that's a wiki
[08:43:22] <chromas> wut
[08:43:17] <monopoly> ^ 03Arch Linux - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
[08:43:16] <chromas> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com
[08:43:06] * crutchy is trying to figure out how to automatically get sylnt.us shortened urls
[08:41:52] <chromas> and context could take a number
[08:41:46] <chromas> Maybe for now the find could just return a number
[08:40:41] <chromas> funny there's still people in ##altslashdot on freenode. Nobody ever says anything, except every few weeks someone will report a 503 or something
[08:40:30] <crutchy> might take a bit of secret squirrel monkey business to get it to work. not up to such wackery hackery tonight
[08:39:28] <crutchy> piping result of one command to the input of another just like in bash++
[08:39:04] <crutchy> ooh chromas that is genius
[08:38:22] <crutchy> hmm almost looks like perl
[08:38:15] <crutchy> ~context:!find(**,$->"'colostomy\\ bag'",%%@);>
[08:36:08] <chromas> add some parentheses and make it into an irc programming language
[08:35:44] <chromas> ~context ~find "colostomy bag"
[08:35:15] <chromas> hehe, nestable commands
[08:34:09] <chromas> also ~search or find :D
[08:34:00] <chromas> like maybe the last 3-5 or so
[08:33:46] <chromas> yeah
[08:33:43] <chromas> Maybe ~last/first could return a line number and then that could be passed
[08:33:38] <crutchy> would it get surrounding messages or something?
[08:33:20] <chromas> Not sure. It would need a date/time or something
[08:33:14] <crutchy> ciri, how now brown colostomy bag
[08:33:02] <systemd> chromas: Error: That command wasn't disabled.
[08:33:02] <chromas> systemctl enable subscription
[08:32:46] <ciri> how how brown cow
[08:32:45] <crutchy> how would this ~context work?
[08:32:32] <crutchy> hmm. i'd like to subscribe to your newsletter
[08:32:15] <crutchy> this is my database: http://logs.sylnt.us
[08:31:58] <chromas> hey there's a new function for exec, crutchy. ~context
[08:30:24] * chromas doesn't know how to get several items around each result in an sql query
[08:30:00] <chromas> just need to search the log for context
[08:28:51] <crutchy> hmm i'm sure the first thing i think of saying when joining a community is "colostomy bag"
[08:28:06] <chromas> Mc pee pants
[08:27:52] <exec> first privmsg for ethanol-fueled in #soylent: [2014-03-06 02:18:20] Colostomy bag.
[08:27:25] <crutchy> ~first ethanol-fueled
[08:27:19] <crutchy> oops
[08:26:58] <exec> first privmsg for ethanol-fuelled in #soylent not found
[08:26:36] <crutchy> ~first ethanol-fuelled
[08:21:40] <systemd> chromas: Firsts: 831; Lasts: 1287; Pairs: 11175; Follows: 12242
[08:21:39] <chromas> systemctl Markov stats
[08:19:55] <chromas> Must be some sort of ciri-like unit in there
[08:19:22] <crutchy> chromas, i think e-f said something like that to me earlier today
[08:14:34] <systemd> chromas: (wtf [is] <something>) -- Returns wtf <something> is. 'wtf' is a *nix command that first appeared in NetBSD 1.5. In most *nices, it's available in some sort of 'bsdgames' package.
[08:14:34] <chromas> systemctl wtf
[08:14:29] <SirFinkus> naw, just playing with her knobs
[08:14:06] <chromas> Was that an ef quote?
[08:13:58] <crutchy> noice. string replacement?
[08:13:45] <crutchy> just doing bit of code. not much
[08:13:37] <SirFinkus> working on it
[08:13:35] <SirFinkus> night is still young
[08:13:09] <crutchy> that's good. wait friday night and no cops?
[08:13:09] <systemd> hmm... you are the MAN of the house. HER job is to shit your babies out her cooze, consent be damned, SirFinkus
[08:13:09] <SirFinkus> you?
[08:13:06] <SirFinkus> fixed my guitar
[08:12:52] <SirFinkus> no police tonight
[08:12:47] <SirFinkus> needed the beer, new ones aren't cold
[08:12:39] <crutchy> what's new?
[08:12:28] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! SirFinkus
[08:12:28] <SirFinkus> hello crutchy
[08:12:11] <exec> * crutchy passes an assfull of beer to SirFinkus
[08:12:11] <crutchy> ~g'day SirFinkus
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[07:46:01] <monopoly> ^ 03Living Colour performing "Cult Of Personality" on Arsenio - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[07:46:01] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[07:44:48] <crutchy> dunno i don't remember much of skool
[07:44:26] <Ethanol-fueled> History's a lie, that they teach you in school.
[07:43:57] * crutchy is into the redgut again
[07:43:46] <crutchy> so whatcha drinking fukka?
[07:43:23] <crutchy> now i just need to code them
[07:43:11] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off fuckstick
[07:43:01] <crutchy> usually a good time to test new bot features :)
[07:42:22] <crutchy> night shift
[07:42:10] <exec> Saturday, 30 August 2014 @ 12:42 am PDT - Los Angeles, CA
[07:42:05] <crutchy> ~time la
[07:41:23] <monopoly> ^ 03Living Colour - Pride - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[07:41:22] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[07:40:58] <Ethanol-fueled> holy shit
[07:40:41] <Bender> karma - dick_pics: -1
[07:40:41] <crutchy> dick_pics-- not cool dude
[07:39:47] <crutchy> yeah you could be dogging at a trucck stop already, waiting for an unsuspecting trucker to come by for a meal
[07:39:15] <crutchy> oky doky
[07:39:06] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah.
[07:38:54] <crutchy> err. did you mean to imply that you have truckers suck your dingdong?
[07:38:38] <Ethanol-fueled> what am i doing here
[07:38:25] <Ethanol-fueled> whoa
[07:37:53] <crutchy> i modded it up
[07:37:49] <crutchy> nice comment post Ethanol-fueled :)
[07:31:46] <Ethanol-fueled> truckers delight
[07:31:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahaah'
[07:31:19] <Ethanol-fueled> suck on muh digdong fuckers
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[07:26:55] <chromas> Oh, the empty bar. Yeah it must be on a diet
[07:25:51] <crutchy> its the top red bar near the top of the page
[07:24:48] <crutchy> ^ i'm trying to submit a story
[07:24:40] <crutchy> wtf... "Error You must wait a little bit before using this resource; please try again later."
[07:22:26] <chromas> Don't see moderating anything there
[07:22:03] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 8 - http://sylnt.us
[07:21:57] <crutchy> ~queue
[07:21:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Federal Cybersecurity Director Found Guilty on Child Porn Charges - http://sylnt.us - watching-the-watchmen
[07:12:06] <crutchy> is this moderating.. bar normal?
[07:11:56] <crutchy> http://picpaste.com
[07:11:51] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 7 - http://sylnt.us
[07:11:47] <crutchy> ~queue
[07:00:42] <crutchy> mwahahaha!
[07:00:36] <crutchy> ooh mod points :D
[06:47:45] <chromas> Yeah it is fun
[06:35:20] <exec> max SN cid from articles in atom feed: 87483
[06:35:20] <crutchy> ~cid
[06:35:16] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (64 aliases)
[06:35:15] <crutchy> ~rehash
[06:28:33] <crutchy> very edumucational in there
[06:28:09] <crutchy> <tama> your daddy is so perverted he thought he was banging a rhino when he conceived you
[06:27:07] <mrcoolbp> they are "cuffs of fluffyness +2987324987" after all
[06:26:38] <mrcoolbp> yeah, actually = )
[06:26:31] <crutchy> is that where you got the handcuffs :p
[06:26:13] <mrcoolbp> there ya go
[06:26:08] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3Borderlands: The greatest video game of all time, due largely to its insane amount of "badassness"
[06:26:04] <mrcoolbp> ~define borderlands
[06:25:54] <exec> borderlands2: unable to find definition
[06:25:48] * mrcoolbp played both with his wife
[06:25:36] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: it's a great series
[06:25:34] <crutchy> ~define borderlands2
[06:25:27] <mrcoolbp> said "twas buggy" or somethin'
[06:25:25] * crutchy has never played it
[06:25:10] <ciri> hehehe
[06:25:10] <mrcoolbp> yeah, chromas down-modded it
[06:25:09] <crutchy> lol
[06:25:07] <Bender> downers of borderlands2 are: chromas: -1
[06:25:07] <crutchy> !whodown borderlands2
[06:24:56] <crutchy> 0?
[06:24:47] <mrcoolbp> = )
[06:24:43] <Bender> karma - borderlands2: 0
[06:24:43] <mrcoolbp> borderlands2++
[06:23:47] <Bender> karma - waffles: 7
[06:23:47] <crutchy> waffles++
[06:22:22] * crutchy smothers self in anti-anvil lotion
[06:21:26] * crutchy hides
[06:21:23] * mrcoolbp runs
[06:21:14] <crutchy> of course not... i'd use php of course :P
[06:20:57] <NCommander> just ... don't
[06:20:55] <NCommander> And don't write ASM codegen in perl
[06:20:48] <NCommander> groan
[06:20:31] <exec> <crutchy> <NCommander> Some asm required
[06:20:30] <crutchy> NCommander, s/assembly/asm/
[06:19:49] <NCommander> Some assembly required
[06:19:41] <Popeidol> NCommander part pack includes: one bicycle, perl, ncommander
[06:19:37] <mrcoolbp> Popeidol: actually we are considering a kickstarter-type-thing
[06:19:22] <NCommander> */won't mind getting flown around the country*
[06:19:16] <mrcoolbp> yeah srsly
[06:19:09] <NCommander> Buyer Pays SHipping and Handling
[06:19:04] <mrcoolbp> oh gawd
[06:19:03] <NCommander> NCommander Party Pack
[06:17:42] <Popeidol> I'm thinking 'a night out with ethanol-fuelled' would do really well
[06:17:31] <Popeidol> oh, how do you guys feel about auctions for site fundraising?
[06:16:31] <mrcoolbp> I knew I was forgetting something
[06:16:22] * mrcoolbp forgot to order punch and pie
[06:16:14] <mrcoolbp> ah yes
[06:15:32] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, more people will come if we have punch and pie
[06:15:05] <crutchy> we need mod_muffin first!
[06:14:56] <Popeidol> organic growth is good though, gives you a chance to stabilize the community a bit before you get a rush of new commenters in
[06:14:41] <mrcoolbp> there ya go guys ^
[06:14:34] <crutchy> need to make a scripty that periodically runs that cmd to plot uid over time :p
[06:14:32] <NCommander> */long overdue*
[06:14:29] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, mod rewrite is on the todo for next release
[06:14:18] <mrcoolbp> crtuchy: probably half of shill accounts
[06:14:03] <crutchy> going up slowly
[06:13:55] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4668, owned by ItisBE
[06:13:55] <crutchy> !uid
[06:13:43] <mrcoolbp> we've never actively tried to 'spread the word'
[06:13:26] <mrcoolbp> Popleidol: yeah, we should pester NCommander to rework the code at some point, but we'd like to see a few more 'users' before we do that (something I'd like to look into aquiring)
[06:12:43] <crutchy> me neither tbh
[06:12:28] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I don't always use mine
[06:12:21] <Popeidol> I wouldn't mind if they lasted longer though
[06:12:14] <mrcoolbp> it's pronounced "Dee En Dee"
[06:12:07] <crutchy> yeah i don't mind either. its kind of a pleasant surprise to get them. then i'm left thinking 'aww if i wanna use these it means i have to read shit'
[06:11:47] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: DND is DungeonsNDragons
[06:11:14] <crutchy> oh
[06:11:14] <mrcoolbp> sometimes I wish we had unlimited points like TOS but I think it's cool we have to wait for them like everyone else
[06:11:07] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3D&D: c. 1970s -> present One of the original Roleplaying games on which the framework of many newer RP and TC, and MMORP games are based. Dungeons and Dragons was originally played almost exclusively by...
[06:11:03] <crutchy> ~define D&D
[06:10:57] <crutchy> then work in the arvo
[06:10:52] <crutchy> oh. i'm taking my missus to some appointment thingy
[06:10:43] * mrcoolbp has no modpoints either
[06:10:30] <mrcoolbp> um, no, it's monday
[06:10:28] <Popeidol> it varies state to state, I think
[06:10:13] <crutchy> in march or something
[06:10:04] <crutchy> wtf? labor day? err. Popeidol when is labor day?
[06:09:50] <Popeidol> ...apparently my modpoints expire one minute ago
[06:09:35] <crutchy> ooh new poll though :D
[06:09:28] <crutchy> no mod points :(
[06:09:15] <mrcoolbp> he's quite eloquent even while-drunk
[06:08:41] * crutchy should check
[06:08:35] <crutchy> lol
[06:08:30] <Popeidol> apparently I have modpoints
[06:08:27] <Popeidol> ooh, perfect
[06:07:57] <monopoly> ^ 04SN comment by Ethanol-fueled (2792)
[06:07:56] <crutchy> <exec> *** new comment by Ethanol-fueled (2792) (Score:1) for article "Apple Flagship Store in San Francisco Fills with Protestors" - http://soylentnews.org
[06:07:55] <crutchy> he's on SN still
[06:07:34] <mrcoolbp> Popeidol: we're just getting started
[06:07:19] <Popeidol> that may be the most entertaining this channel has ever been
[06:07:14] <Popeidol> well I just read through the scrollback
[06:03:00] <crutchy> there it goes
[06:01:12] <crutchy> ooh another comment feed on its way :D
[06:00:51] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[06:00:50] <crutchy> just mucking about with my bot :p
[06:00:02] <crutchy> though not sure what i can help with. i'm mostly just an irc troll
[05:59:48] <crutchy> i'm happy to help out with stuff as a volunteer though
[05:59:23] <mrcoolbp> thanks sir.
[05:59:13] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 30
[05:59:13] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[05:59:08] <crutchy> you're doin a bang up job mrcoolbp
[05:57:11] <chromas> Replace Bender with exec 👍
[05:56:57] * mrcoolbp pulls some hair out
[05:56:49] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: yeah try a whole project like this
[05:56:37] <crutchy> i have enough trouble just wrangling my own bot
[05:56:11] <mrcoolbp> juggs: if crutchy wants to join, you can wrangle him no?
[05:55:58] <crutchy> np juggs. i was just throwing out thoughts
[05:55:40] <mrcoolbp> haha
[05:55:36] <juggs> crutchy - I'm quite aware of x/g/klines
[05:55:35] <chromas> Haha, crutchy has to sit through the meetings now!!
[05:55:35] <crutchy> maybe bender can do it
[05:55:28] <crutchy> would need to have op status of course
[05:55:18] <mrcoolbp> or at least "volunteer"
[05:55:06] * mrcoolbp promotes crutchy to staff
[05:54:51] <crutchy> can always make a script to auto-kick eth if he posts urls with certain keywords
[05:54:36] <mrcoolbp> chromas: again, we'd need an IRC guy to do stuff like that
[05:54:17] <chromas> Maybe redirect him to ## automatically
[05:54:17] <mrcoolbp> chromas: yup
[05:54:10] <crutchy> my google-fu is weak today
[05:54:09] <mrcoolbp> if he is around great, but he's got other stuff goin' on
[05:53:59] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I'd count on xlefay not beign around all the time
[05:53:49] <chromas> But yeah he doesn't come back right away so a boot seems to work
[05:53:46] <mrcoolbp> he can do that crap in ##
[05:53:42] <crutchy> hmm need xlefay
[05:53:39] <mrcoolbp> honestly a nude pic doesn't bother me, I like the ladiez, but we're all human, though I understand not everyone agrees and this is an official channel
[05:53:22] <chromas> Don't do it then
[05:52:42] <mrcoolbp> chromas, but he's somewhat funny sometimes
[05:52:29] <mrcoolbp> oh, so yah, +q
[05:52:13] <chromas> Hellban is when you think you can talk to people or post on the message board but nobody else sees it
[05:51:50] <mrcoolbp> chromas: at that point, might as well k-line them
[05:51:34] * mrcoolbp is mystified by IRC stuff
[05:51:27] <chromas> Quiet
[05:51:22] <mrcoolbp> what's +q ?
[05:51:10] <chromas> I guess +q is like a hellban if it doesn't tell him
[05:51:04] <mrcoolbp> though it would be nice to Eth-proof #soylent
[05:50:42] <mrcoolbp> msg
[05:50:39] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: yeah, not needed with Eth, just kick him, he gets the msh
[05:50:14] * mrcoolbp waves a magic wand and incants some stuff in hebrew
[05:50:07] <crutchy> hmm i think k/d/xlines are more about blocking users :/
[05:49:52] <mrcoolbp> chromas it has whatever we tell it to have
[05:49:41] <chromas> Does irc have hellbans?
[05:49:31] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: or we could make you a staff memeber and you could help him with stuff like this
[05:47:31] <mrcoolbp> juggs: stuff about auto-warnings and banning links to specific sites ^^^^^^^^^
[05:46:25] <crutchy> i'd have to read up on it but i'm pretty sure there's a fair amount of flexibility
[05:45:54] <exec> <crutchy> dline.conf, kline.conf and xline.conf
[05:45:53] <crutchy> s/cong/conf/
[05:45:47] <crutchy> dline.conf, kline.conf and xline.cong
[05:45:27] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: maybe let juggs in on that info
[05:45:12] <crutchy> can post an auto warning pretty easily, but there's also charybdis config files that might do that sort of stuff
[05:45:09] * mrcoolbp grants subscriptions to all staff memebers and the top five story-submitters of all time
[05:43:32] <mrcoolbp> or post an auto warning
[05:43:24] <mrcoolbp> If I were an IRC guru I'd like block him from linking there or something
[05:43:07] <mrcoolbp> yeah, he's used that site before
[05:42:32] <crutchy> w/32.shitstreak?
[05:42:09] <chromas> Site wants to install some shitty application
[05:41:49] <chromas> The had thing about his link is opening it on an android device
[05:40:35] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[05:40:35] <mrcoolbp> ROFL
[05:40:29] <crutchy> 'ethanol-fuelled... this towne aint big enough for the two of us'
[05:40:19] <mrcoolbp> I think he's funny sometimes but I won't put up with that crap
[05:40:04] <crutchy> you need a badge
[05:39:50] <mrcoolbp> but I'll damn sure do it agian
[05:39:43] <crutchy> ah
[05:39:42] <mrcoolbp> I've done it only twice now
[05:39:34] <mrcoolbp> no, but he literally told me if he gets like that that I should kick him
[05:39:04] <crutchy> don't blame you for that one. even xlefay would have i reckon, and he's pretty tolerant
[05:38:31] <mrcoolbp> IRC guys can k-line them if they want, but I kick him when he gets like that because he asked me too.
[05:38:05] <mrcoolbp> well, that get's a kick in my book
[05:37:25] <crutchy> true
[05:37:07] <mrcoolbp> later the night...
[05:37:02] <mrcoolbp> well, it's not like he's going to *stop* drinkin'
[05:36:36] <crutchy> yeah. usually they aren't quite that bad
[05:36:23] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: consider yourself warned on all his links
[05:35:56] <crutchy> i didn't get much heads up on that last one lol
[05:35:28] <mrcoolbp> at least he's upfront about his antics
[05:35:23] <crutchy> yeah silly me
[05:35:16] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: that should teach yah to click on his links
[05:35:04] * crutchy will never open another ethanol-fuelled link wih kiddies around
[05:34:53] * mrcoolbp puts away the Unholy unobtanium banhammer of kicking +3987328734
[05:34:45] <crutchy> i gots kiddies around
[05:34:33] <crutchy> c'mon there's a line
[05:34:24] <crutchy> oh shit man
[05:34:20] -!- Ethanol-fueled was kicked from #Soylent by juggler!SN@services. [(mrcoolbp) No reason given]
[05:34:20] <mrcoolbp> .kick Ethanol-fueled
[05:34:08] <mrcoolbp> ah jeeze
[05:33:55] <mrcoolbp> Eth, why must you encourage me to ban you, it's like a game we play
[05:33:40] <crutchy> i think that one is funpika's
[05:33:37] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled: thanks for that
[05:33:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Hi, everybody!
[05:33:11] <monopoly> ^ 03View image: 20140621 064429
[05:33:11] <Ethanol-fueled> http://postimg.org
[05:33:08] <mrcoolbp> +WikiRC (~WikiRC@Soylent/Bot/WikiRC) Quit (Ping timeout: 244 seconds)
[05:32:55] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[05:32:53] <crutchy> oh?
[05:32:47] <mrcoolbp> there's another bot that's broken: WikiRC
[05:30:56] <mrcoolbp> yessir
[05:29:54] <crutchy> came across with 'the big move'
[05:29:45] <mrcoolbp> sylnt is our domain
[05:29:44] <crutchy> xlefay set up loggie
[05:29:39] <mrcoolbp> yeah, crutchy, I think we have that under our control
[05:29:30] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Ah, thought it was.
[05:29:22] <mrcoolbp> there we go, that's a less kickable comment there
[05:29:22] <crutchy> JamesNZ, nah logs.sylnt.us isn't mine
[05:29:05] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to slag a fat girl to the beatles' Revolution. Because that's a song that fat people can fuck to.
[05:28:55] <JamesNZ> mrcoolbp: http://logs.sylnt.us
[05:28:48] <JamesNZ> HAHAHA!
[05:28:34] * mrcoolbp blushes twice
[05:28:24] <JamesNZ> Pretty sure crutchy set that up ;)
[05:28:23] <Ethanol-fueled> logs.sylnt.us
[05:28:10] <mrcoolbp> oops! This channel isn't logged yet right?
[05:28:08] * mrcoolbp had a stripper tell me I should be in pornos with her once
[05:27:55] <Ethanol-fueled> it'll probbaly have to be a fat chick, because that's the only girl I know I can bang who doesn't mind being on camera.
[05:27:39] <mrcoolbp> fantastic
[05:27:31] <Ethanol-fueled> no, seriously, guys -- I'm going to make a soylent-themed porno.
[05:27:17] * mrcoolbp hands Ethanol-fueled a glass of water
[05:26:50] <mrcoolbp> oh, it's not even fun anymore
[05:26:39] <Ethanol-fueled> K-line me. DO IT!
[05:26:33] <mrcoolbp> oops! This channel isn't logged yet right?
[05:26:18] * mrcoolbp won't advocate for violence towards anyone but the NSA
[05:25:39] <mrcoolbp> ^Warning^
[05:25:27] <mrcoolbp> eth: you are approaching .Kick territory
[05:24:51] <Ethanol-fueled> And you won't. BwahahahahahahaHAAAAA!
[05:24:41] <Ethanol-fueled> but I will be the first, unless you sacksucks beat me to it.
[05:24:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I think the only girl I can get to agree with it is a trash slag...so, like, a blowjjob
[05:24:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm working on getting a soylent news themed porno made
[05:22:44] <Ethanol-fueled> you slap her hard, she says, "softer", you slap her light, she says, "harder," you get it just right and you have your reference. Like Goldilocks.
[05:22:08] <Ethanol-fueled> calibrate your hand to her face, when you're hitting her. And let her hit you
[05:21:48] * mrcoolbp writes that down
[05:21:43] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: yeah that's a good line
[05:20:21] <mrcoolbp> now she's inquiring about it's length/vs girth
[05:20:00] <crutchy> "officer, i swear i don't know this guy"
[05:19:55] <Ethanol-fueled> ask her to tell you, "No, stop!"
[05:19:47] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp: No, it's not...just work yourselves into the rape play.
[05:19:36] * crutchy steps back slowly
[05:19:28] <mrcoolbp> that might be a bit extreme eth
[05:19:15] <Ethanol-fueled> You are the MAN of the house. HER job is to shit your babies out her cooze, consent be damned.
[05:19:08] <mrcoolbp> Eth: sounds fun, but she just likes being tied up a bit, it's built-in for the ladies if they let themselves beleive it
[05:18:47] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, RAPE HER.
[05:18:37] <ciri> heh
[05:18:37] <crutchy> lol
[05:18:24] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, you must be into rape then. Here's what I did with a couple of my ladies: had them give me the key to their place, with the arrangement that I would strap on a ski-mask and violate them at random.
[05:17:37] <crutchy> yeah my wife is going through *that* phase, so any mention of anything sexual is usually met with a stern glare
[05:17:36] <mrcoolbp> we got her a sweet vibro and some cuffs, she likes those
[05:17:21] <Ethanol-fueled> women are phoney-modest like that. "Oh, no, that is, um...too big! especially for a small woman like me! "
[05:17:03] <mrcoolbp> nah she is generally disinterested in the idea
[05:16:48] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, it is NOT stupid. Unless you have a large penis or she is placating you, it is the mud-tire of sex.
[05:16:21] <mrcoolbp> guess I'm all set in that dept. = )
[05:16:15] <crutchy> ooh couple of new +5 comments in last hour :D
[05:16:05] <mrcoolbp> she said "well that's stupid"
[05:15:44] <Ethanol-fueled> you will become the Galactus of sex, unless you're already well-endowed.
[05:15:37] * mrcoolbp tells his wife about it
[05:15:31] <mrcoolbp> cool
[05:15:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Mrcoolbp: it has a learning curve, but once you learn to strap and go you gain magical powers.
[05:15:17] <crutchy> who needs a cock when you can use fantastic plastic, right?
[05:14:59] <mrcoolbp> just strap and go eh?
[05:14:43] <mrcoolbp> Eth, saves the trouble of ordering the sweedish-made pump
[05:14:42] <crutchy> did you use the penis extender on the whore?
[05:14:38] <Ethanol-fueled> seriously, guys, you need to weild this mighty weapon.
[05:14:25] <Ethanol-fueled> it's the excalibur
[05:14:15] <mrcoolbp> oh wait, crutchy said "he's"
[05:14:15] <Ethanol-fueled> no, dont be confused.
[05:14:08] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.amazon.com
[05:13:58] <mrcoolbp> yeah I'm confused too
[05:13:48] <crutchy> oh hang on. i think i'm confused cos there was a penis extender in there somewhere too
[05:13:46] <mrcoolbp> who's that Eth?
[05:13:45] <Ethanol-fueled> she was the first I used the extender on.
[05:13:36] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, that ain't no joke. She had a big butt.
[05:13:17] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, he's also been dealing with the horrors of shitstreak mattress from a whore he fucked after he took her to a bar to brag to the barmaid how her pants smelt
[05:12:51] * mrcoolbp takes gluster and places it gently in a fire
[05:12:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I know mrcoolbp, but still.
[05:12:39] <mrcoolbp> no biggie = )
[05:12:31] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-Fueled: yeah we got the site up after waking up a few admins
[05:12:30] <mrcoolbp> sure
[05:12:21] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, I understand, but at the same time I ain't no jive-ass nigga.
[05:11:38] * mrcoolbp is not jewish but happens to be greedy
[05:11:25] <mrcoolbp> eth, or just leave some bananas in the sun and eat them, that'll do the trink
[05:11:10] <Ethanol-fueled> seriously, for only 20 bucks. I know, I hate it as much as you greedy Jews do.
[05:10:55] <mrcoolbp> Eth, that's easy, buy even cheaper bootleg alchy and buy a sub
[05:10:50] <Ethanol-fueled> bad timing, I guess. You'll have to wait 2 weeks or so for me to join.
[05:10:36] * mrcoolbp remembers now
[05:10:34] <Ethanol-fueled> pay 20 for a sub or pay the same to buy a weekend's supply of cheap liquor.
[05:10:29] <mrcoolbp> ah yea, triage
[05:10:07] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, I already explained myself. after having faced the grim reality of paying for a new car plus $5,000 cash a semester for school, I'm faced with triage:
[05:09:53] <mrcoolbp> = (
[05:09:25] <mrcoolbp> Eth, you didn't subscribe yet?
[05:09:00] <Ethanol-fueled> i got really drunk and ate, then fell asleep. But now I;m awake.
[05:08:25] <Ethanol-fueled> glad you all finally got the site up. I was about to repatriate to Slashdot
[05:08:08] <mrcoolbp> sub biotch?
[05:08:00] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, sup twinkie!
[05:07:49] * mrcoolbp grabs popcorn
[05:07:43] <mrcoolbp> oh boy, I didn't miss Ethanol-fueled
[05:06:56] <crutchy> :p
[05:06:53] <crutchy> god of shitstains!
[05:02:49] <monopoly> ^ 03GG Allin - Die When You Die (Subtitulado Español) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[05:02:49] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[05:02:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm fucking god!
[05:02:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahahahahaa
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[05:00:04] <Ethanol-fueled> they must be SOCKED OUT
[04:59:49] <Ethanol-fueled> The extender must be used on them.
[04:59:25] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy: It's no laughing matter.
[04:59:11] <crutchy> critical for the development of the shitstain whore industry though... without it, how would the shitstain whores come about?
[04:56:56] <Ethanol-fueled> an invention for fools.
[04:56:49] <Ethanol-fueled> tlevision is for scheisskopfs.
[04:55:09] <crutchy> who needs television when you have graphics like that?!
[04:54:35] <Ethanol-fueled> it looked like a fottlogn line of brown cocaine.
[04:54:21] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, and leaving a mean shit-streak across your sheets.
[04:53:06] <crutchy> fat finglers
[04:53:05] <Ethanol-fueled> is the sound it will make when you are socking her out. Or him.
[04:53:01] <crutchy> shift + e or r or something must be /part in xchat
[04:52:50] <Ethanol-fueled> like, *Phhhbbbbthbhbhtttttt*
[04:52:40] <Ethanol-fueled> it will make your partner squirt.
[04:52:32] <Ethanol-fueled> don't knock that penis extender, fellas.
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[04:52:00] <crutchy> how's perl bot?
[04:51:19] <crutchy> who wrote that stupid script?
[04:51:06] <crutchy> an anvil of red cordial?
[04:51:01] * Konomi bans au slang!
[04:50:48] <Ethanol-fueled> no really mat, when you use this its like a weapon of mass destruction.
[04:50:47] <exec> * crutchy offers an anvil of red cordial to Konomi
[04:50:47] <crutchy> ~gday Konomi
[04:50:36] <Konomi> classy
[04:50:34] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.amazon.com
[04:50:21] <crutchy> oky doky. tmi mate lol
[04:50:07] <Ethanol-fueled> then I bailed and used the penis extender.
[04:49:52] <Ethanol-fueled> last time I went to the bar and massaged the bartender, but I think I ended upo telling her about how my date smelled through her pants.
[04:49:29] <crutchy> or shitstain-whore-fucks?
[04:49:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I am not a big fan of these split-drunken-nesses
[04:48:48] <Ethanol-fueled> fucking chicago.
[04:48:02] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 11:47 pm CDT - Chicago, IL
[04:47:58] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[04:44:58] <Ethanol-fueled> any kind of lube will do, made from another, part of you.
[04:44:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I love teh look on Ray's face, when they're keepin; it greasey: "uh huh, uh huh"
[04:42:41] <Ethanol-fueled> YEAH! These cats fuckin' ROCDK!
[04:42:12] <monopoly> ^ 03Frank Zappa - Keep it Greasy (live) - YouTube
[04:42:11] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.youtube.com
[04:41:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UPDATE on Galileo Launch Injection Anomaly - http://sylnt.us - I'll-just-leave-this-here-but-it-should-have-been-there
[04:41:26] <Ethanol-fueled> keep it greasey
[04:41:23] <crutchy> should have made her lick it up
[04:41:04] <Ethanol-fueled> it's tiem to KEEP IT CREASEY
[04:40:57] <crutchy> ooh that is nasty
[04:40:42] <Ethanol-fueled> that bitch left a dirty shit-0shitstreak on my bed
[04:40:30] <crutchy> my missus might object
[04:40:17] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, invite over a whore.
[04:40:12] <exec> * crutchy cracks open a cold can of beer for Ethanol-fueled
[04:40:11] <crutchy> ~gday Ethanol-fueled
[04:40:04] <crutchy> my nasty whore karma is low
[04:39:29] <Ethanol-fueled> is is as thick as a nasty whore?
[04:39:08] <Ethanol-fueled> As aolid as a slab of bacom, concrete style
[04:38:52] <Ethanol-fueled> A thick solid fart
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[04:28:51] <crutchy> https://github.com
[04:28:39] <mrcoolbp> neato
[04:28:11] <crutchy> still early days. lots of scope new improvements/features, but atm just trying to ensure its stable
[04:27:13] <monopoly> ^ 03#comments | Logs
[04:27:12] <crutchy> http://logs.sylnt.us
[04:26:49] <crutchy> #comments
[04:26:44] <mrcoolbp> show me
[04:26:39] <mrcoolbp> ?
[04:26:39] <crutchy> yeah you did
[04:26:34] <crutchy> if you're curious mrcoolbp, there's a SN comment feed here now :D
[04:26:25] <mrcoolbp> did I miss ethanol again?
[04:26:10] * SpallsHurgenson aspires to also one day be an idiot mass
[04:24:38] <crutchy> i applaud you guys for putting in the hard yards. in this case i'm part of the idiot masses
[04:22:33] <mrcoolbp> kinda our situation right now crutchy
[04:20:08] <crutchy> (that bit was left off the movie)
[04:19:54] <crutchy> and then you reach a point where the idiot masses start ridiculing you because they're giving you too much money
[04:19:22] <crutchy> babe is a good movie for demonstrating how to become successful; you take risk and put up with the bullshit, and then only after you've proven yourself does everyone want to be your friend and give you money
[04:17:27] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[04:17:26] <exec> join > ~join #channel (don't have to be channel op)
[04:17:25] <SpallsHurgenson> that'll do, wiki, that'll do
[04:17:22] <crutchy> ~help join
[04:17:17] <crutchy> that'll do
[04:15:58] <crutchy> missing a character there
[04:14:10] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[04:14:10] <exec> join > join #channel (don't have to be channel op)
[04:14:06] <crutchy> ~help join
[04:13:51] <crutchy> that'll do
[04:13:17] <exec> wiki.soylentnews.org: HTTP/1.1 301 Moved Permanently
[04:13:15] <crutchy> ~isup wiki.soylentnews.org
[04:12:21] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: wiki should be back up, try throwin' the switch again
[04:11:44] <mrcoolbp> chromas: there are bugs, but it's a great game
[04:11:05] <chromas> A lot of times when I push to switch on starts to put away the current gun then pulls it back out
[04:10:17] <chromas> I do except when it won't change weapons and stuff
[04:04:54] <mrcoolbp> BlackHole: hey
[04:03:25] * mrcoolbp get's 10 CCs for wikinodrol
[04:03:15] <SpallsHurgenson> the enemy's gate is down
[04:03:02] <crutchy> MEDIC!!! gimme 10 cc's of wikinodrol stat!
[04:01:22] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: wiki is down, standby
[04:01:04] <mrcoolbp> chromas, didn't like borderlands too? I did...
[03:55:12] <Bender> karma - borderlands2: -1
[03:55:12] <chromas> Borderlands2--
[03:48:32] <crutchy> mee too. at least then i'd have a hope of getting lucky
[03:47:11] <SpallsHurgenson> up, down; these are such binary definitions. I prefer "potentially available"
[03:44:31] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 12:02 pm (GMT+10) ~ 102 mins ago: temp: 1015.4°C (59.7°F), dp: 1010.2°C (50.4°F), press: 101025 mb (-1.3 mb/60 mins), humid: 1071%, wind: 1017.6 km/h (11 mph) @ 1060°
[03:44:23] <crutchy> ~weather
[03:43:48] <crutchy> !restart wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:43:24] <juggs> guess that's a no then
[03:43:01] <crutchy> hmm
[03:42:57] <exec> process timed out: ~help join
[03:42:55] <exec> wiki.soylentnews.org: error connecting
[03:42:49] <crutchy> ~isup wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:42:37] <crutchy> ~help join
[03:42:12] <juggs> Someone check pls.. is SN wiki available? http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[03:41:45] <crutchy> i think the medical name for it is nutjobitis :p
[03:41:00] <crutchy> its a common affliction SpallsHurgenson
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[03:33:06] <SpallsHurgenson> ... Silly!
[03:33:03] <SpallsHurgenson> ...
[03:33:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I have decided to become...
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[03:00:52] <crutchy> spam that tricks you into thinking its not spam++
[02:59:09] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: it was just a trick
[02:58:50] <chromas> Aw
[02:58:47] <chromas> ~whatup crutchy
[02:58:33] <SpallsHurgenson> good god, I just got an email that WASN'T spam. I didn't know that was still possible
[02:58:07] <exec> * crutchy postulates a wad of red cordial towards chromas
[02:58:07] <crutchy> ~gday chromas
[02:57:36] <crutchy> very limited pr0nz scope
[02:57:23] <crutchy> it appears to be just for facial recognition
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[02:50:05] <chromas> Or with, depending on the category
[02:49:52] <chromas> Well that would be anybody with a non-disfigured face
[02:46:49] <crutchy> its for recognizing prospective pr0nz stars
[02:45:35] <SpallsHurgenson> wait... what would a bot want with one of our females? Oh my god, has the robot revolution finally begun?!?!?
[02:32:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Non-Identifying Facial Recognition - http://sylnt.us - Glass-find-me-a-female!
[02:16:30] <crutchy> and its slow as a wet week
[02:16:13] <crutchy> that one's kinda crap. only shows up last message
[02:15:50] <exec> last privmsg containing "crutchy" in #soylent: [2014-08-30 02:05:22] <JamesNZ> Poor crutchy.
[02:15:14] <crutchy> ~find-last crutchy
[02:14:51] <crutchy> maybe i should just make a ~backlog script
[02:14:39] <crutchy> hmm i like lazy.
[02:13:23] <juggs> I connect to my bouncer, the client grabs all the backlog and automagically pings up any highlights as notifications - I'm lazy that way :D
[02:12:27] <crutchy> i have no life though
[02:11:54] <crutchy> easier in logs.sylnt.us log page
[02:11:38] <crutchy> i generally ctrl+f for highlights
[02:11:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't even read what people say when I'm actually paying attention; I can't imagine going back to read what people said when I was afk :)
[02:09:29] <crutchy> backlog
[02:09:20] <crutchy> prolly
[02:09:07] <SpallsHurgenson> isn't he asleep
[02:08:15] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, just one for when you wake up. i might set a score threshold and when the script hits a comment at/above it highlights (and possibly down the track outputs to #soylent)
[02:06:31] <SpallsHurgenson> not me. I never say anything.
[02:06:12] <crutchy> holy crap has everyone commented in the last hour?
[02:05:40] <JamesNZ> *gasp*
[02:05:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 698
[02:05:29] <crutchy> coffee--
[02:05:22] <JamesNZ> Poor crutchy.
[02:05:01] <SpallsHurgenson> if we get it down to -666, crutchy's head will explode
[02:02:06] <JamesNZ> We should keep it at 666 :D
[02:01:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 699
[02:01:52] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[02:01:43] * SpallsHurgenson waits with growing excitment
[02:00:46] <juggs> ?
[01:57:36] <crutchy> 6 mins till next comment feed
[01:56:50] <crutchy> wizard of perledry?
[01:56:32] <crutchy> perler of wizardry
[01:56:23] <crutchy> night TheMightyBuzzard
[01:49:44] <SpallsHurgenson> oddly enough, my hurts is tired.
[01:49:20] <juggs> sleep well, may your nest be well feathered
[01:48:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> my tired hurts. ima go sleep.
[01:47:10] * SpallsHurgenson watches as crutchy's rage starts him turning all sorts of interesting colors
[01:46:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 700
[01:46:28] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee--
[01:46:25] <SpallsHurgenson> and too often overpriced
[01:46:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 701
[01:46:12] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee--
[01:46:10] <SpallsHurgenson> you're right, it's a disgusting, toxic sludge
[01:45:35] <crutchy> coffee is no mere 'drink'! what is this blasphemy!?
[01:44:55] <SpallsHurgenson> 702 karma is enough for any drink :)
[01:44:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 702
[01:44:13] <SpallsHurgenson> coffee--
[01:43:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> pure awesome, yep
[01:43:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 703
[01:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[01:41:43] <SpallsHurgenson> are they really pure if they blow?
[01:33:50] <Bender> karma - pure_colombian_chicks_that_blow: 1
[01:33:50] <crutchy> pure_colombian_chicks_that_blow++
[01:32:58] <Bender> karma - pure_columbian_blow: 1
[01:32:58] <SpallsHurgenson> pure_columbian_blow++
[01:29:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 702
[01:29:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:25:29] <crutchy> hopefully just cos they might have been in stories no longer in the atom feed
[01:25:03] <crutchy> hmm script didn't pick up comments 87407 and 87410
[01:21:11] <SpallsHurgenson> do not meddle in the affairs of cats for they are subtle and will pee on your computer
[01:18:35] <paulej72> beds more comfy
[01:18:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i know. i can go put the cat up so he doesn't go around claiming furniture while i'm asleep.
[01:18:30] * SpallsHurgenson considers dinner
[01:17:33] <paulej72> thats a lie. you can always smoke more. ask my dad
[01:17:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the up side, you can sleep in your shiny new chair
[01:16:50] <paulej72> my bed has all kind of funiture parts on it and the funiture fairy has boy come by to put all the stff back together yet.
[01:16:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hate the last hour of being awake. too late to drink tea. already had dinner and dessert. can only smoke so many cigarettes.
[01:15:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> depends on where you stand
[01:14:05] <crutchy> or is that blowing
[01:13:58] <crutchy> this universe just keeps sucking
[01:13:41] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why I'm looking for a replacement universe
[01:13:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> one was six by seven, one was six by nine. not enough beta readers.
[01:12:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> was both really
[01:12:44] <paulej72> was 6853488.5647677
[01:12:20] <SpallsHurgenson> no, was 42; universe is borked :)
[01:11:32] <paulej72> was 54
[01:11:13] <paulej72> no
[01:11:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM's Watson Now Answers Your Questions Before You Ask - http://sylnt.us - the-answer-is-42
[01:11:00] <paulej72> help me find my lost puppy
[01:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'll just stick to the tried and true. white van and a bag of candy by the school.
[01:10:20] <crutchy> there are better sites than bong. that shall not be named
[01:09:49] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: bing seems to be more porn friendly search engine. use that to find snatch
[01:09:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i have it on dvd i just thought i had it on drive too
[01:08:50] <exec> http://www.youtube.com
[01:08:49] <crutchy> baysplosions are fine as mpgs
[01:08:32] <crutchy> some movies just have to be on dvd
[01:08:19] <crutchy> because you bought it on dvd for extra awesome audio quality (like i did) :D
[01:07:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf, why am i not seeing snatch on my hdd?
[01:06:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[01:06:52] <crutchy> pity i can't convey the accents. they make the movie
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[01:06:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> do you have a dog?
[01:06:23] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to drop a bag of DOG SHIT
[01:06:20] <crutchy> why do they call him the bullet dodger? because he dodges bullets avi
[01:06:10] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[01:05:27] <crutchy> you been using dogshit for toothpaste mullet?
[01:05:12] <crutchy> ooh scripty is running by by itself. /me waits anxiously to see if cid gets set properly
[01:05:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> em three were probably the funniest but i digs me some bullet tooth tony too
[01:04:13] <crutchy> lmao another classic
[01:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> a funny angle? it was behind you, tyrone. when you back up, things come from behind.
[01:03:45] <crutchy> yeah that's perfectly clear mickey yeah
[01:03:30] <crutchy> what's in the car? seats and a steering wheel. lol
[01:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> watched it enough times i can actually understand mickey
[01:02:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a damned fine movie, that
[01:01:42] <crutchy> i thought you said he was a getaway driver. what the fuck can he get away from?
[01:01:30] <Ethanol-fueled> ff7 doc silent edgefrank zappa keep it greasy live
[01:01:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> course e haz
[01:01:16] <Ethanol-fueled> watch this:
[01:00:57] <crutchy> tyrone's done a rally drivin course. haven't ya tyrone? course i ave
[01:00:41] <Ethanol-fueled> ff7 doc silent edgefrank zappa keep it greasy live
[01:00:19] <crutchy> lol snatch. awesome movie
[01:00:08] <Ethanol-fueled> HHAHAHAHA FUCK OFFF snatches!
[00:59:44] <Ethanol-fueled> ff7 doc silent edgefrank zappa keep it greasy live
[00:59:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I know how they smell.
[00:59:20] <Ethanol-fueled> critchy, I've smelled plenty of panties.
[00:59:00] <crutchy> dude, you know they smell cos every guy in the bar has already fucked the previous owner
[00:58:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy panties
[00:58:43] <Ethanol-fueled> CRUSTIE PANTIES
[00:58:36] <Ethanol-fueled> and I will spew SMELLY PANTIES
[00:58:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> bar you say? the home of the boozes?
[00:58:27] <crutchy> to eat some smelly panties?
[00:58:14] <Ethanol-fueled> \
[00:58:14] <Ethanol-fueled> you fucking sacksucks, i will go to the BAR.
[00:58:13] <crutchy> that was months ago. might be a bit nicer now
[00:57:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> you speak truth
[00:57:26] <crutchy> got it to open in mysql workbench
[00:57:11] <crutchy> i tried to have a squiz when i was mucking about with the dev vm, but it was big and fugly
[00:56:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> good idea. i got about an hour left then i will
[00:56:39] <crutchy> ew
[00:56:37] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to fall asleep
[00:56:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can view the db layout on github if you like.
[00:56:28] <crutchy> use your power to destroy the empire
[00:56:25] <Ethanol-fueled> bug off, you bloody sods.
[00:56:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> does sound kinda cool though
[00:56:05] <crutchy> well, not yet
[00:55:54] * crutchy is gradually acquiring access by proxy :p
[00:55:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell no. i wanna give it back =P
[00:54:58] <crutchy> ooh. so your plan is coming together then
[00:54:47] * TheMightyBuzzard signs Ethanol-fueled up for ALL OF THE SPAM
[00:54:46] <monopoly> ^ 03Frank Zappa - Keep it Greasy (live) - YouTube
[00:54:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> the fools went and gave me minor access to the production servers! muhahahahaha
[00:54:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can already do that with the actual database now =P
[00:52:31] <crutchy> hmm. TheMightyBuzzard, i could make a bit of a database thingy with this comment feed. make it so that you can query comments by user, count comments in a story by user, etc
[00:50:37] <monopoly> ^ 03Frank Zappa - Keep it Greasy (live) - YouTube
[00:50:36] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:50:23] <Bender> karma - brain: -1
[00:50:22] <crutchy> brain--
[00:50:15] <crutchy> oops should have been monopoly
[00:49:57] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, s/Frank Zappa/Zrank Fappa/
[00:49:46] <Ethanol-fueled> keep it greasy so it will go down easy.
[00:49:20] <monopoly> ^ 03Frank Zappa - Keep it greasy - YouTube
[00:49:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls - it means you have to Keep it Greasy. https://www.youtube.com
[00:49:11] <crutchy> cid seems to be setting correctly now. currently @ 87406
[00:47:59] <crutchy> or it means you achieve failure tech level 2
[00:47:16] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm so confused
[00:47:15] <crutchy> or a failed success
[00:47:01] <crutchy> it means you're a successful failure
[00:46:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes
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[00:46:34] <SpallsHurgenson> if my plan for failure fails, does that mean I succeed?
[00:44:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> everything breaks
[00:44:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> always plan for failure
[00:44:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[00:42:52] <crutchy> hopefully fixed that
[00:42:46] <crutchy> though my scripty borked cos it set the cid bucket to an empty string :/
[00:42:03] <crutchy> fuk we get a few comments. much too spammy for #soylent
[00:41:12] <exec> <crutchy> wants into the new SN mob
[00:41:11] <crutchy> s/unions/mob/
[00:41:00] * crutchy wants into the new SN unions
[00:40:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander hath miracled up a working server. all shall bow down and pay homage or else i'll give you such a kick.
[00:39:47] <arti> @.@
[00:39:39] <arti> soon, space walk
[00:39:37] <crutchy> almost dinner time
[00:39:11] <exec> Friday, 29 August 2014 @ 5:39 pm PDT - Santa Ana, CA 92707
[00:39:05] <crutchy> ~time arti
[00:38:10] <arti> i kinda wandered off
[00:37:26] <crutchy> unless maybe i did it cos my internets didn't work without it
[00:37:08] <crutchy> though i think for some reason i might have accepted packets on port 53 too. prolly shouldn't need that
[00:36:40] <monopoly> ^ 03Ubuntu Pastebin
[00:36:39] <crutchy> haven't got it on this vm, but on my server there's something that kinda resembles http://paste.ubuntu.com
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[00:31:03] <crutchy> i didn't bother adding drop logging
[00:30:36] <crutchy> i use a little iptables script that i cobbled together, but i have nfi if its actually protecting me
[00:30:36] <Lagg> What you need to do is get drunk like Ethanol-fueled is and then let it flow.
[00:30:33] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm a bricklayer from Ohio.
[00:30:14] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
[00:30:07] <Lagg> You're trying too hard crutchy
[00:29:46] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, s/ip/bobby /
[00:29:39] <Ethanol-fueled> granular control.
[00:29:27] <Ethanol-fueled> apt-get install iptables
[00:29:22] <crutchy> a butt covered in shit after eating too much liquorice?
[00:29:16] <Lagg> So I'm fine probably.
[00:29:12] <Lagg> My ISP doesn't know how to inspect packets.
[00:28:51] <Ethanol-fueled> There's nothing more delicious than a Black butt
[00:28:26] <crutchy> good ol' mickeyjuice eh
[00:28:12] <Ethanol-fueled> should I go to the bar? Last time I told them that I brought a woman there, and she was stinking through her pants.
[00:27:53] <crutchy> ive never got one of those notice thingys, but i'm a pretty lame user of the interblags
[00:26:54] <Ethanol-fueled> YET.
[00:26:51] <Ethanol-fueled> cox dont give a fuck,
[00:26:43] <Ethanol-fueled> better than the ones that rat you out for "illegal" downloading
[00:26:03] <crutchy> you on cox.net ef :p
[00:26:00] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off, limey
[00:25:49] <crutchy> haha cox
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[00:23:50] <monopoly> ^ 03This Map Shows Every Connected Device On The Internet
[00:23:49] <SpallsHurgenson> if you look really close, you can even see me :-) http://www.huffingtonpost.com and https://twitter.com
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[00:18:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 701
[00:18:48] <crutchy> coffee++
[00:15:42] <crutchy> i ggot a script running that is accessing cached shit np
[00:15:07] <crutchy> that just means everything is normal
[00:15:06] <arti> either that or slash is trolling you
[00:15:05] <Lagg> Yes and I can log in at the moment but it's been a flurry of 503s otherwise
[00:14:53] * NCommander got an emergency page saying shat broke
[00:14:46] <NCommander> Is the site working ATM?
[00:14:30] <Lagg> I wish to see more of that.
[00:14:26] <crutchy> years ago actually so its prolly even cheaper
[00:14:20] <Lagg> He's going to make it digitally available on steam or whatever, but also offer packages with discs, cloth maps, minis and so forth.
[00:14:15] <crutchy> i just got it from local games store
[00:14:00] <Lagg> In any case the guy who wrote most of the games in the series is apparently doing a new project now that is probably just another lame mmo but it has a very neat goal in terms of physical perks
[00:13:56] <exec> <crutchy> can buy bewbchest for about au$40 which means in america can prolly get it for 10
[00:13:55] <crutchy> s/battle/bewb
[00:13:51] <arti> through the blizzard store?
[00:13:33] <crutchy> can buy battlechest for about au$40 which means in america can prolly get it for 10
[00:13:15] <arti> nah, been looking at dwarf fortress
[00:13:04] <Lagg> You guys ever play ultima?
[00:12:56] <arti> crutchy, it's called being thorough
[00:12:56] <Lagg> Though I do enjoy when companies try to do feelies-type packages despite being available digitally.
[00:12:51] <crutchy> sc:bw is cheap now
[00:12:30] <Lagg> It's always been you buying a license.
[00:12:30] <crutchy> dominion are scum. acturus is an asshole. i play the race that can wipe out all life on the surface of a planet... it's the only way to be sure :p
[00:12:24] <Lagg> Let's be honest, even with optical media you didn't own it.
[00:12:06] <arti> yeah, the whole no ownership thing has some perks
[00:11:55] <Lagg> It really makes one enjoy this era of no optical media for games
[00:11:43] <arti> playdominion.com
[00:11:29] <arti> dude, we should play some dominion
[00:11:27] <crutchy> ^ is 'wet and ready'
[00:11:26] <Lagg> I hate brood war. Mostly because I never got to play it.
[00:11:20] <arti> starcraft: burger
[00:10:59] * crutchy kinda feels like playing starcraft: broodwar
[00:10:19] <arti> lagg, well either way sounds like it's worth a shot. i'm trying to put as much as i can into irc.
[00:09:46] <Lagg> and it also seems really well written and extensible
[00:09:38] <arti> change the b to an f
[00:09:37] <Lagg> arti: You know what I love about it is that it seems like something that could genuinely be used for research and simulation
[00:08:39] <crutchy> hmm nope i think the bucket is broken :(
[00:08:16] <arti> ah yes, universe sandbox
[00:08:03] <arti> seems like a good piece of tech to sell Galatic Insurance
[00:08:01] <Lagg> Universe sandbox? Yep, love that too
[00:07:50] <arti> do you have the universe simulator?
[00:07:32] <Lagg> arti: That's understandable, I'm a sucker for any kind of physics tech demo though
[00:07:05] <arti> i was all baked last night playing with it
[00:07:03] <Lagg> I don't remember rules or anything.
[00:06:59] <arti> i bought the facerig thing, that was fun
[00:06:57] <crutchy> comment feed seems to be working still in #comments, though i have nfi how cos i can't access its cid bucket :/
[00:06:57] <Lagg> I'd probably fail so badly if I just picked up a game and tried to do this
[00:06:49] <arti> tabletop simulator seems kinda meh, but that's just like my opinion
[00:06:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Gerbils were prohibited in his state, so he had to settle for what he could buy at the pet store.
[00:06:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[00:06:36] <Lagg> arti: You bitch, you get me talking about this stuff and now I want to play it that much more :|
[00:06:22] <Ethanol-fueled> No shit. Well, Misc also had a hamster fetish.
[00:06:15] <arti> AAaaaaannnnnd from Bain Capital, we have THE LIQUIDATOR
[00:06:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> same guy voiced him that voiced Minsc
[00:05:58] <arti> sounds like romney's nickname
[00:05:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Subtle slams on unfettered capialism.
[00:05:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, dude, don't hate on the darkwing
[00:05:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Darkwing Duck's villians were pretty cool, Megavolt. The liquidator.
[00:05:35] * arti stuffs a 'the' in there
[00:05:21] <arti> i also like when he time shifts into 1850s american south
[00:05:19] <crutchy> batman vs union man
[00:05:10] <Lagg> and maybe if necessary write an extension to do so
[00:05:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Jeez, Darkwing duck. Now THAT was a product of Clinton -- nonviolent conflict resolution (GAS gun?!) and heavy-handed lessons about political correctness.
[00:05:01] <arti> batman was actually used for anti union stuff
[00:04:59] <monopoly> ^ 03Save 30% on Tabletop Simulator on Steam
[00:04:58] <Lagg> arti: I was seriously considering buying gurps, learning it, then organizing a group to play it over this http://store.steampowered.com
[00:04:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> batman, unions, darkwing duck, some kinda tabletop games
[00:04:50] <arti> or saturday in your case
[00:04:50] <crutchy> batman with super-welfare union-busting powers?
[00:04:39] <arti> friday stuff, duh
[00:04:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> all kinds of stuff.
[00:04:32] <crutchy> what are we talking about?
[00:04:30] <Bender> karma - flaps: 1
[00:04:29] <arti> flaps++
[00:04:20] <Bender> karma - batman: 1
[00:04:20] <crutchy> batman++
[00:04:20] <arti> muhahaha
[00:04:11] <Lagg> Crap, I'm now insane
[00:04:07] <exec> <crutchy> government needs the biggest kick in the ass
[00:04:06] <crutchy> s/to/the
[00:04:04] * TheMightyBuzzard is the terror that flaps in the night
[00:04:04] <ciri> Lagg rolls 89
[00:04:04] <Lagg> !roll 1d100
[00:04:01] <crutchy> government needs to biggest kick in the ass
[00:03:55] <ciri> arti rolls 3
[00:03:55] <arti> !roll 3d6
[00:03:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha
[00:03:49] <Ethanol-fueled> that paradox is as old as Batman.
[00:03:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> business needs a kick in the ass too
[00:03:43] <Lagg> arti: Do you play with roll20 or whatever that webterface thing is or do you have a real life group
[00:03:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, sometimes you have to BECOME your enemy in order to defeat your enemy.
[00:03:31] <crutchy> if the government is used to break unions, that's no different to using government to break business
[00:03:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> after politicians and lawyers
[00:03:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Unions shouldn't be "broken" but they should be counted-on to trim their own fat, just as any non-union shop does from time to time.
[00:03:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure they should. they're probably the third most corrupt institution in the US
[00:02:55] <crutchy> they should be just not supported by unfair regulations
[00:02:41] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, unions shouldn't be broken by force
[00:02:25] <arti> flim flammery
[00:02:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they should be paid like it
[00:02:17] <arti> next you'll say people can cut hair
[00:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
[00:02:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, any person with a few classes at school can do an entry-level engineer's job...drawing gears and hinges, writing papers
[00:01:57] <Lagg> but yeah, I want to get back into this stuff. Was so fun.
[00:01:42] <Lagg> "Come thy flock for I shall feed you, the lord giveth an epic skill roll"
[00:01:04] <arti> lol, Jesus uses level 20 Conjure Meal
[00:00:32] <arti> divide by 3 or 4
[00:00:30] <Lagg> In the context of tabletops whenever I see "level 20" I basically think "god"
[00:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just hold the opinion that if a teenager can do your job with less than a week of training for minimum wage, one should be.
[00:00:25] <arti> yes, scaled for dnd that would be like... 5
[00:00:08] <Lagg> arti: Hah, no wonder you were using such insane levels.
[00:00:04] <arti> call it train3r