#Soylent | Logs for 2014-08-21

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[00:00:10] <SpallsHurgenson> impossible for schools to do these days.
[00:00:25] <SpallsHurgenson> "No Child Left Behind" or we'll cut your funding and put you under federal control
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[00:00:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, really bad idea
[00:02:09] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm glad I was out of school long before that shit got started
[00:02:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth but it held me back anyway
[00:03:23] <SpallsHurgenson> 'course, I had my own problems back then; getting to schook was tough, what with all the dinosaurs :)
[00:03:59] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, just for the record I wasn't seriously suggesting we pimp you out :D
[00:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, pay me and i got no issue with it. may even quit my day job.
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[00:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> or hire someone
[00:04:44] <juggs> lol - subcontract
[00:05:10] <SpallsHurgenson> put 'im on a streetcorner and wait for the money to come rolling in!
[00:05:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> become an employer more like. nobody around here has my chops and they'd still need help.
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[00:06:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, SN could be creating jobs
[00:06:39] <SpallsHurgenson> Soylent Escort Service!
[00:07:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> SNES?
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[00:07:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like it. has retro cred.
[00:08:12] <SpallsHurgenson> see? now you have a reason to seel soylentnews-branded condoms on the store :)
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[01:10:24] Bytram changed topic of #Soylent to: Board meeting concluded. Staff meeting currently under way /join #Staff to participate
[01:23:27] <chromas> Archlinux++
[01:23:28] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 14
[01:24:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[01:24:21] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 15
[01:24:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> (long meetings)--
[01:24:32] <Bender> karma - (long meetings): -1
[01:25:11] <juggs> delayed_meetings--
[01:25:11] <Bender> karma - delayed_meetings: -1
[01:26:12] <matt_> neverending_meetings--
[01:26:12] <Bender> karma - neverending_meetings: -1
[01:26:41] <matt_> daily_meetings--
[01:26:41] <Bender> karma - daily_meetings: -1
[01:26:49] <juggs> well_planned_meetings++
[01:26:49] <Bender> karma - well_planned_meetings: 1
[01:27:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> missed_meetings++
[01:27:02] <Bender> karma - missed_meetings: 1
[01:27:35] <chromas> The best meetings are circlejerks
[01:27:49] <juggs> circular_meetings--
[01:27:49] <Bender> karma - circular_meetings: -1
[01:27:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> good band, dunno about their meetings
[01:28:46] <juggs> matt_, you hanging around for the staff meeting?
[01:28:57] <matt_> i suppose so.
[01:29:15] <matt_> juggs, NC mentioned that he wanted to bring up some editorial stuff, which could be interesting.
[01:31:31] <juggs> I've lost track already. I think it started off as all talking in turn. It'll be a couple of days before the J's get called the way it's going :D
[01:32:06] <matt_> do you have many pressing issues to discuss? :)
[01:32:38] <juggs> None at all. But I wouldn't want to miss my moment in the headlights!
[01:32:46] <juggs> :D
[01:33:26] <matt_> hah!
[01:36:10] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[01:36:11] <monopoly> ^ 03Sea plankton found on the outer surface of the ISS - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[01:36:36] <Bytram> someone must have *really* adjusted their orbit! =)
[01:40:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Security Flaws in Backscatter X-ray Scanners - http://sylnt.us - man-behind-the-curtain
[01:40:57] <juggs> matt_, don't take my bitching the wrong way. I's just like to see a little more structure to these meetings. Set the agenda in advance and come out of them with actionable items, rather than circular stuff for an hour then table it - kick it down the road for later.
[01:41:56] <matt_> juggs, i couldn't agree more. i was actually very confused about what a "staff and board" meeting was going to be.
[01:42:07] * matt_ also points out that NC was chairing this one ;-)
[01:44:36] <matt_> i guess one good thing is that we just kicked the big item until tomorrow, and i will do my best to make sure that we don't table it tomorrow without a clear set of action items.
[01:44:38] <juggs> I don't think any chair could have contained that board meeting
[01:45:56] * matt_ thinks that for meetings where everyone is talking at the same time, we're actually doing reasonably well :)
[01:46:38] <juggs> as far as contained chaos goes
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[01:49:28] <matt_> staff meeting seems to be going much the same way :)
[01:50:22] <chromas> ( :( )--
[01:50:22] <Bender> karma - ( :( ): -1
[01:51:50] <juggs> I'm saying nothing.
[01:52:12] <matt_> <@Bytram> okay, I forgot... what was it we were discussing?
[01:52:17] <matt_> priceless :D
[01:53:07] <juggs> I think this is still Azreal's time to talk....
[01:53:59] <matt_> actually, i think we've shifted into team-based semi-alphabetical order.
[01:54:02] <juggs> oops - transposed the vowels
[01:54:33] <matt_> dev -> sysop -> editorial?
[01:54:58] <juggs> stop baiting matt_ :P
[01:55:16] <Bytram> you guys are too much!
[01:55:28] <matt_> making fun of the staff meeting is much more fun than participating! :P
[01:55:34] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:55:34] <juggs> too hot to handle baby
[01:55:57] <Bytram> no worries... I'm cool, I'm cool (/me invokes blazing saddles)
[01:56:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'still quicker than the board meeting
[01:56:12] <juggs> thank fuck
[01:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got 3-4 items out in like 5m
[01:57:39] <juggs> I'm amazed I took away an actionable item from the board meeting. Had to throw it in there as an "I will do"
[01:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, thank fuck Bytram is in helping with the con on the spideroak/ads thing or you'd get like 2-3 paragraphs
[01:59:39] <juggs> the "con" ?
[01:59:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> contra opinion
[02:00:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> down sides
[02:00:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> against
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[02:00:24] <Bytram> I disagree!
[02:00:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~thesaurus opposing viewpoint
[02:00:53] <Bytram> you don't say? =)
[02:01:05] <Bytram> or is that, you say "don't!" ?
[02:02:29] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah, refresh my memory, what are we working together on? I remember we're against something, but can't recall what.
[02:02:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> advertising spideroak affiliate program and advertising in general
[02:03:13] <juggs> I only know SpiderOak as a user of their services. My wiresharking of their client s/w gives me some confidence in their claims to zero knowledge, Of course that is blown out of the water if you use the web interface to retrieve files.
[02:03:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is weird cause i like the hell out of the idea.
[02:03:19] <Bytram> ahhhh right. thanks!
[02:03:40] <juggs> And I am no crypto-bod
[02:03:58] <Bytram> fancy that... a QA guy looking at an opposing view. whoda thunk? ;)
[02:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, yeah. i'm thinking we all get together in a channel n brainstorm n you guys jot down the pros n we jot down the cons.
[02:05:07] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I'll come up with words, and you can do the jotting.
[02:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> works for me
[02:06:04] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:06:09] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[02:06:09] <monopoly> ^ 04SN article 03 Security Flaws in Backscatter X-ray Scanners 04(3 comments): ( http://soylentnews.org )
[02:06:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, timing.
[02:06:32] <Bytram> oh! saw that in the rss feed, and thought it was from another site's rss! Doh.
[02:06:54] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, agreed. First we need to jot down what it is we are trying to achieve. Are we comparing options or presenting some rationale for affiliation. Just what are we supposed to audit?
[02:08:19] <Bytram> my recollection was we were discussing not just *thi* particular affiliate, but the *idea* of affiliate programs *in general*
[02:08:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, nod nod. when you n mrcoolbp want to get together n do this? i'm good most any time except tomorrow evening north america time.
[02:08:30] <Bytram> s/thi/this/
[02:08:31] <exec> <Bytram> my recollection was we were discussing not just *this* particular affiliate, but the *idea* of affiliate programs *in general*
[02:08:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, it was both general and specific.
[02:09:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> we landed a 2fer
[02:09:29] <Bytram> !woop
[02:09:29] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
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[02:11:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fueled, you missed trolling the board meeting. for shame.
[02:11:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Somebody trolled the board meeting?
[02:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> no. and it was a major disappointment.
[02:11:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not gonna troll it. I was there to listen, not shit up the discussion.
[02:12:02] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm uninspired now anyway.
[02:12:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> just as well. i'm too tired for witty rejoinders tonight anyway.
[02:12:41] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: nod nod; me too.
[02:12:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> am currently listenint in #staff, yacking here, and consulting on laptop purchases for a school for dollars.
[02:12:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice.
[02:13:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing i don't suck at multi-tasking. oh wait, i do.
[02:13:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah
[02:14:23] <Ethanol-fueled> had the day off to do online orientation for cal state
[02:14:36] <Ethanol-fueled> feels like a Sunday though -- not very enjoyable for a day off.
[02:14:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> orienting to their online stuff or orienting to their stuff online?
[02:15:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Both, it was a real eye-roller.
[02:15:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird man. i can't orient for shit off a computer screen. makes gps kinda pointless.
[02:15:45] <Ethanol-fueled> That program had a lot of older people though, so they kept the inspirational "rah-rah" bullshit to a minimum.
[02:16:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot woot for non-traditionals
[02:16:08] <Ethanol-fueled> GPS. Haw, man, Rand-McNally is where its at.
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[02:16:29] <Ethanol-fueled> GPS will lead you right off a cliff.
[02:16:29] <prospectacle> do regular accounts expire after in activity > x months?
[02:16:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectacle, for SN? nah
[02:16:50] <prospectacle> ok
[02:17:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> idle to your heart's content
[02:17:14] <prospectacle> Just thinking people (me included) would probably pay for a low uid if they were ever vacated
[02:17:26] <prospectacle> but we don't want to squeeze people out just cause they go on holidays
[02:17:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard - I do believe that inactive users should be flagged as such if they don't log in in X amount of time.
[02:17:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya think?
[02:17:52] <Ethanol-fueled> But then we can't pad the numbers >:-> Bwahahaha
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[02:18:37] <prospectacle> It's dumb, and not very meaningful, but I would totally pay for a lower uid, as long as it wasn't taken by nefarious means from the original holder
[02:18:54] <prospectacle> I reckon lots of poeple would. It's rare, and leet
[02:19:05] * TheMightyBuzzard polishes his 18
[02:19:23] <prospectacle> ooh shiny
[02:19:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> thing is. if we ever really take off, you will have a low uid.
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[02:20:17] <prospectacle> it's kind of low, I suppose
[02:20:57] * SpallsHurgenson gets 100,000 bots to create accounts so he can lord his 3-digit UID over the robotic newbs :)
[02:20:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i mean look at /. uids
[02:21:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was all broken up that i forgot the username/pass to my five digit
[02:22:51] <prospectacle> Yeah I'm hoping we'll get into the millions, then I'll finally be cool!
[02:22:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, I logged into Slashdot for the first time in like 4 or 5 months, had to recover password and all.
[02:23:24] <Ethanol-fueled> I only did it to try and reverse-engineer a URL format for comment posts, identifying sets by week instead of post number etc.
[02:24:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh
[02:24:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> any luck with that?
[02:25:04] <Ethanol-fueled> No, because I forgot the format
[02:25:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Basically, you can find any post you (or anybody else made) by attaching a week number in some weird format to the URL.
[02:25:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty
[02:26:02] <Ethanol-fueled> I figured it out, e-mailed myself the format, then later deleted the e-mail and forgot.
[02:26:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> doh
[02:26:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I would like to investigate writing some kind of spider, crawler, whatever the fuck, to pull out my entire comment history (slowly and randomly so no alarms are tripped hopefully).
[02:26:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> might be able to figure it out from SN
[02:26:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahhh
[02:27:10] <Ethanol-fueled> cuz I did a lot of growing personally and said a lot of good shit there that I want to remember.
[02:27:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mostly just argued with trolls.
[02:27:27] <Ethanol-fueled> but I don't want to give them any more clicks after that, haha.
[02:27:41] <Ethanol-fueled> You probably argued with me quite a bit.
[02:27:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, set your useragent to impersonate the google bot
[02:28:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice. thanks for the tip.
[02:28:58] <prospectacle> clicks are probably ok if the ads don't load
[02:29:33] * prospectacle shudders to think what the web looks like without adblock
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[02:30:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really have no idea. been using it too long
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[02:30:47] <Bytram> say what you will, but my mobile phone's browsing experience is almost entirely ad-free thanks to blackberry backend pre-filtering things for me.
[02:30:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't have a clue what products are hot cause of adblock and not watching tv shows on a tv
[02:31:20] <prospectacle> bytram: (adblock for firefox for android)++
[02:31:43] <prospectacle> TheMightyBuzzard, cheap food and expensive beauty products
[02:31:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer still popular?
[02:32:02] <Ethanol-fueled> When modern webpages hang, it's almost always because of the loading of some ad network-related bullshit.
[02:32:04] * Bytram doesn't watch tv, and avoids crass commerical radio, too.
[02:32:26] <Ethanol-fueled> smart move Bytram. TV still sucks. Except maybe Game of Thrones, and that's HBO.
[02:32:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i watch tv but i'm an evil, evil pirate.
[02:32:34] <prospectacle> actually I haven't seen that many beer commercials lately. I guess people have got the message that beer is great
[02:32:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard, you must watch TV the way I do then. On your own terms and for free.
[02:32:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[02:33:33] <prospectacle> lots of ads for "are you in debt, do you hate it, come and talk to us, we'll fix it for you, wink, fingers crossed" lately
[02:33:38] <prospectacle> I mean heaps
[02:33:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya. i do have sattelite but i'd rather just download them and not have to deal with a chincy remote when i can have full control.
[02:36:02] <prospectacle> it's funny that the alternative to a lot of pirate services is: a) sorry you can't have it, b) wait a few months, we're trying to get more money from this other guy, c) you can have the chair if you buy the whole house, smart guy.
[02:36:29] * juggs fades out of existence for now
[02:37:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup yup. basically take it or leave it. so i left it.
[02:37:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> and took it.
[02:37:22] <prospectacle> lol
[02:37:23] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[02:37:33] <prospectacle> don't tell me how to feel, ciri
[02:37:43] <matt_> juggs, bye!
[02:38:18] <prospectacle> you're just a robot anyway, you don't possess a sense of humour
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[02:46:08] <Bytram> ~last kobach
[02:46:14] <Bytram> ~help
[02:46:14] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:46:18] <Bytram> ~list
[02:46:18] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~log ~lock ~unlock
[02:46:18] <exec> ~ ~sed ~welcome ~remind ~cowsay ~moo ~fortune ~header ~header-login ~php ~join ~invite ~part ~isup ~rainbow ~queue ~up ~location ~staff ~count ~first ~last ~find-first ~find-last ~chart ~translate ~translate-sl ~weather ~weather-add ~time ~time-add ~help ~define ~define-add ~define-delete ~define-count ~define-sources
[02:46:21] <exec> last privmsg for kobach in #soylent: [2014-07-21 22:22:51] i have better shit to do on this network than babyshit you
[02:46:24] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri is programmatically designed to be funny, with over 3.7 million different forms of humor. Do not disparage the bot's comedic abilities
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[02:47:23] <Bytram> ~~last xlefay
[02:47:32] <prospectacle> I wouldn't ream of it SpallsHurgenson. I'm disparaging its comedic sense
[02:47:38] <Bytram> ~last xlefay
[02:47:48] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-08-11 17:39:25] Just can't be as active on IRC as I used to be, got actual stuff to do nowadays :(
[02:47:58] <prospectacle> A joke book has great comedic ability but no sense. An audience member at a stand-up gig may have great comedic sense but not ability.
[02:48:38] <Ethanol-fueled> hahah @ kobach
[02:49:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick TheMightyBuzzard
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[02:50:15] * pbnjoe looked at the logs
[02:50:34] <pbnjoe> seems Alberto pissed kobach off a month ago and he's not said anything since :(
[02:50:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ragequit i think, pbnjoe
[02:51:24] <pbnjoe> but a month long one? :\
[02:51:36] <pbnjoe> rough
[02:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> permanent one i think
[02:51:42] <pbnjoe> hopefully not permanent
[02:51:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> left staff
[02:52:06] <pbnjoe> :\
[02:52:55] <pbnjoe> I didn't investigate his lack of talking earlier 'cause I remember him saying he was busy 95% of the week
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[02:53:30] <LaminatorX> !moo
[02:53:40] <LaminatorX> ~moo
[02:53:40] <matt_> you have to moo harder than that!
[02:53:40] <exec> (__)
[02:53:40] <exec> (oo)
[02:53:40] <exec> /------\/
[02:53:40] <exec> / | ||
[02:53:40] <exec> * /\---/\
[02:53:41] <exec> ~~ ~~
[02:53:41] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[02:54:02] <Popeidol> ~cowsay i liek cows
[02:54:03] <exec> _____________
[02:54:03] <exec> < i liek cows >
[02:54:03] <exec> -------------
[02:54:03] <exec> \ ^__^
[02:54:03] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[02:54:04] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[02:54:04] <exec> ||----w |
[02:54:05] <exec> || ||
[02:54:07] <LaminatorX> ~moo|~cowsay
[02:54:30] <pbnjoe> his ircghost is haunting ##
[02:54:32] <LaminatorX> In a just world, that would have worked.
[02:54:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[02:54:49] <prospectacle> ~cowsay ~moo
[02:54:50] <exec> ______
[02:54:50] <exec> < ~moo >
[02:54:50] <exec> ------
[02:54:50] <exec> \ ^__^
[02:54:50] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[02:54:50] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[02:54:51] <exec> ||----w |
[02:54:51] <exec> || ||
[02:55:03] * SpallsHurgenson exclaims angrily, "that's not how you spell "like"!"
[02:55:10] <prospectacle> that was never gonna work
[02:55:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, it's a cow, yo. You expect good English from a cow?
[02:56:27] <SpallsHurgenson> well. obviously not from an AMERICAN cow :)
[02:56:33] <prospectacle> SpallsHurgenson, maybe it's the past tense of "lien"
[02:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay++
[02:57:02] <pbnjoe> have the edge cases for cowsay been worked out, like, can we put multiple lines in it?
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[02:57:11] <pbnjoe> if so we could put cowsay in cowsay
[02:57:25] <pbnjoe> but wait
[02:57:36] * pbnjoe thinks before talking
[02:57:41] <Popeidol> ~cowsay \n
[02:57:41] <exec> ____
[02:57:42] <exec> < \n >
[02:57:42] <exec> ----
[02:57:42] <exec> \ ^__^
[02:57:42] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[02:57:42] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[02:57:42] <exec> ||----w |
[02:57:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're trying to make it cowsays all the way down, aren't you?
[02:57:43] <exec> || ||
[02:57:54] <LaminatorX> I seldom go to ##, what with the NSFW topic.
[02:57:54] <prospectacle> ~cowsay multiple lines of text probably will wrap according to your irc window and not according to some rules built into exec but I'm willing to be proven wrong and stand in awe of crutchy's great forsight and programming acumen
[02:57:55] <exec> _________________________________________
[02:57:55] <exec> / multiple lines of text probably will \
[02:57:55] <exec> | wrap according to your irc window and |
[02:57:55] <exec> | not according to some rules built into |
[02:57:55] <exec> | exec but I'm willing to be proven wrong |
[02:57:55] <exec> | and stand in awe of crutchy's great |
[02:57:56] <exec> \ forsight and programming acumen /
[02:57:56] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[02:57:57] <exec> \ ^__^
[02:57:58] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[02:57:58] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[02:57:59] <exec> ||----w |
[02:58:00] <exec> || ||
[02:58:06] <prospectacle> nice
[02:58:12] <pbnjoe> noice
[02:58:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ruh roh
[02:58:45] <LaminatorX> Line
[02:58:46] <JamesNZ> ~cowasy I stand in awe of crutchy's great foresight and programming acumen!
[02:58:49] <prospectacle> crutchy++
[02:58:49] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 91
[02:58:51] <JamesNZ> ~cowsay I stand in awe of crutchy's great foresight and programming acumen!
[02:58:52] <exec> ___________________________________
[02:58:52] <exec> / I stand in awe of crutchy's great \
[02:58:52] <exec> \ foresight and programming acumen! /
[02:58:52] <exec> -----------------------------------
[02:58:52] <exec> \ ^__^
[02:58:52] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[02:58:53] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[02:58:53] <exec> ||----w |
[02:58:54] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[02:58:54] <exec> || ||
[02:59:01] <prospectacle> lol
[02:59:02] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[02:59:07] <pbnjoe> cowsay keeps getting her legs cut
[02:59:07] <prospectacle> we can cut the cow in half
[02:59:09] <pbnjoe> yeah
[02:59:18] <LaminatorX> Line \n \cr \lf break
[02:59:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
[02:59:21] <exec> _________________________________________
[02:59:21] <exec> / }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} \
[02:59:21] <exec> | }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} |
[02:59:21] <exec> | }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} |
[02:59:21] <exec> \ }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} /
[02:59:21] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[02:59:22] <exec> \ ^__^
[02:59:22] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[02:59:23] <Popeidol> short_cows++
[02:59:23] <Bender> karma - short_cows: 1
[02:59:23] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[02:59:24] <exec> ||----w |
[02:59:25] <exec> || ||
[02:59:27] <JamesNZ> XD
[02:59:28] <pbnjoe> ha!
[02:59:38] <Popeidol> oh god we really damaged that cow
[02:59:47] <Popeidol> oh the bovinity
[02:59:48] <pbnjoe> this chat will descend into garbage for the next while, I predict
[02:59:49] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: c'mon now.. toss in a couple &rtl; chars!
[02:59:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> now count the brackets and you know how long the line is
[03:00:05] * Bytram|away fetches a now-cold dinner
[03:00:05] <prospectacle> ~cowsay this cow is going to be cut into several pieces by idiots spewing random garbage in between her delicate word bubbles and even more delicate limbs which have recently undergone surgery and the last thing they need is to be cut into pieces by garbage brought forth on irc
[03:00:06] <exec> _________________________________________
[03:00:06] <exec> / this cow is going to be cut into \
[03:00:06] <exec> | several pieces by idiots spewing random |
[03:00:06] <exec> | garbage in between her delicate word |
[03:00:06] <exec> | bubbles and even more delicate limbs |
[03:00:06] <exec> | which have recently undergone surgery |
[03:00:07] <exec> | and the last thing they need is to be |
[03:00:07] <prospectacle> asdfasdfdfs
[03:00:07] <prospectacle> sdfa
[03:00:07] <exec> | cut into pieces by garbage brought |
[03:00:07] <prospectacle> sdfa
[03:00:08] <prospectacle> sdfa
[03:00:08] <prospectacle> asdfsdfa
[03:00:08] <exec> \ forth on irc /
[03:00:09] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[03:00:10] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:00:10] <prospectacle> wfds
[03:00:10] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:00:11] <prospectacle> asdf
[03:00:11] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:00:12] <prospectacle> asdgadfg
[03:00:12] <exec> ||----w |
[03:00:12] <JamesNZ> lfsjgnesv
[03:00:12] <exec> || ||
[03:00:13] <JamesNZ> fngkd
[03:00:25] <JamesNZ> Properly diced up, that is :D
[03:00:26] <pbnjoe> dropped through a paper shredder
[03:00:57] <LaminatorX> "Forth on irc?" I'd reslly settle for a pipe.
[03:02:02] <LaminatorX> Carriage \r return.
[03:02:12] <prospectacle> You'll have to make do with the firth of fifth
[03:02:20] <prospectacle> https://www.youtube.com
[03:02:20] <monopoly> ^ 03Genesis - Firth Of Fifth - YouTube
[03:02:44] <pbnjoe> ~cowsay https://www.youtube.com
[03:02:44] <monopoly> ^ 03Genesis - Firth Of Fifth - YouTube
[03:02:44] <exec> _________________________________________
[03:02:45] <exec> / https://www.youtube.com \
[03:02:45] <exec> \ VXe0 /
[03:02:45] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[03:02:45] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:02:45] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:02:45] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:02:46] <exec> ||----w |
[03:02:47] <exec> || ||
[03:02:55] <pbnjoe> monopoly's too quick
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[03:03:22] <prospectacle> ~cowsay <pre>http://don'twrapmyurloritwon'tworkanymore</pre>
[03:03:22] <exec> _________________________________________
[03:03:23] <exec> / <pre>http://don'twrapmyurloritwon'twork \
[03:03:23] <exec> \ anymore</pre> /
[03:03:23] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[03:03:23] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:03:23] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:03:23] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:03:24] <exec> ||----w |
[03:03:25] <exec> || ||
[03:03:43] <Bytram|away> alrighty... that's it for me.
[03:03:49] <Bytram|away> g'night everyone!
[03:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay 1 2 3 4
[03:03:51] <exec> _________
[03:03:51] <exec> < 1 2 3 4 >
[03:03:51] <exec> ---------
[03:03:51] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:03:51] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:03:52] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:03:52] <prospectacle> later bytram
[03:03:52] <exec> ||----w |
[03:03:53] <exec> || ||
[03:04:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah, stupid space consolidating cow
[03:04:04] <Bytram|away> prospectacle: ttfn
[03:04:04] <pbnjoe> see ya Bytram|away
[03:04:11] <Bytram|away> pbnjoe: ciao for now
[03:04:13] <SpallsHurgenson> space cows?
[03:04:17] <prospectacle> ~cowsay [13:03] <exec> \ ^__^ [13:03] <exec> \ (oo)\_______ [13:03] <exec> (__)\ )\/\ [13:03] <exec> ||----w | [13:03] <exec> || ||
[03:04:17] <exec> _________________________________________
[03:04:18] <exec> / [13:03] <exec> \ ^__^ [13:03] <exec> \ \
[03:04:18] <exec> | (oo)\_______ [13:03] <exec> (__)\ )\/\ |
[03:04:18] <exec> | [13:03] <exec> ||----w | [13:03] <exec> |
[03:04:18] <exec> \ || || /
[03:04:18] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[03:04:18] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:04:19] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:04:20] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:04:21] <exec> ||----w |
[03:04:21] <exec> || ||
[03:04:23] <prospectacle> oh dear
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[03:04:33] <pbnjoe> you have to take out the timestamps
[03:04:35] <pbnjoe> :p
[03:04:57] <pbnjoe> and, namestamps(?)
[03:04:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay 1.......................................2.......................................3.......................................4
[03:04:58] <exec> _________________________________________
[03:04:58] <exec> / 1...................................... \
[03:04:58] <exec> | .2..................................... |
[03:04:58] <exec> | ..3.................................... |
[03:04:58] <exec> \ ...4 /
[03:04:58] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[03:04:59] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:04:59] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:05:00] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:05:01] <exec> ||----w |
[03:05:02] <exec> || ||
[03:05:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe man
[03:05:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay 1......................................2......................................3......................................4
[03:05:12] <exec> _________________________________________
[03:05:12] <exec> / 1...................................... \
[03:05:12] <exec> | 2...................................... |
[03:05:12] <exec> | 3...................................... |
[03:05:12] <exec> \ 4 /
[03:05:13] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[03:05:13] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:05:14] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:05:15] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:05:15] <exec> ||----w |
[03:05:16] <exec> || ||
[03:05:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> wraps at 40 characters, consolidates spaces.
[03:05:44] <prospectacle> ~cowsay .........\...^__^...................... ..........\..(oo)\_______.............. .............(__)\.......)\/\.......... .................||----w.|............. .................||.....||.............
[03:05:45] <exec> _________________________________________
[03:05:45] <exec> / .........\...^__^...................... \
[03:05:45] <exec> | ..........\..(oo)\_______.............. |
[03:05:45] <exec> | .............(__)\.......)\/\.......... |
[03:05:45] <exec> | .................||----w.|............. |
[03:05:45] <exec> \ .................||.....||............. /
[03:05:46] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[03:05:46] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:05:47] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:05:48] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:05:48] <exec> ||----w |
[03:05:49] <exec> || ||
[03:05:50] <prospectacle> yeah!
[03:05:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> booyah
[03:06:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> hotkey that
[03:06:02] <pbnjoe> nice
[03:06:30] <LaminatorX> ~cowsay 1&nbsp;2
[03:06:31] <exec> __________
[03:06:31] <exec> < 1&nbsp;2 >
[03:06:31] <exec> ----------
[03:06:31] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:06:31] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:06:31] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:06:32] <exec> ||----w |
[03:06:32] <exec> || ||
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[03:07:30] <prospectacle> hi subsentient, how are you?
[03:07:30] <ciri> hi there prospectacle
[03:07:34] * SpallsHurgenson declares tomorrow again will be Beach Day... so everybody grab a towel and head down to the sand-n-surf
[03:07:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, sub, you missed it. meta-cowsay
[03:07:55] <Subsentient> prospectacle: Wow, good to see you!
[03:08:02] <Subsentient> lol
[03:08:04] <Subsentient> $tail 20
[03:08:04] <aqu4> Unable to tail the log. Most likely the channel/user isn't logged.
[03:08:11] <Subsentient> $tail #Soylent 20
[03:08:16] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:16:17 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: it was home delivery flavored... the best kind :-D
[03:08:17] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:17:17 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: i think it had hot salami, fresh tomato, capsicum, bacon, mozzarella, basil, onion, etc
[03:08:18] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:17:35 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: i unchecked the ham though. reminds me of spew
[03:08:19] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:17:52 UTC] <Subsentient!WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient has quit: Quit: Derp.>
[03:08:20] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:18:55 UTC] (#Soylent) TheMightyBuzzard: coffee++
[03:08:20] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:18:55 UTC] (#Soylent) Bender: karma - coffee: 304
[03:08:21] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:19:06 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: coffee++
[03:08:22] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:19:06 UTC] (#Soylent) Bender: karma - coffee: 305
[03:08:23] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:20:17 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: my wife ate a hawaiian pizza years ago when she was preggers and powerchucked it everywhere. the images of ham chunks are still burned into the backs of my eyes
[03:08:24] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:20:41 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: (and of course i had to clean it *shudders*)
[03:08:24] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:21:32 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: chromas: we got ours from here: http://www.paxhillpizza.com.au
[03:08:25] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:21:37 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: very yummy
[03:08:26] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:22:13 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: mine started as an american, but all those extras checkboxes just couldn't be wasted
[03:08:27] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:22:29 UTC] <Subsentient!WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient joined #soylent>
[03:08:28] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:22:43 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: lol
[03:08:28] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:22:59 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: i'm sure some people do
[03:08:29] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:23:14 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: s/some/many/
[03:08:30] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:23:15 UTC] (#Soylent) SedBot: <crutchy> i'm sure many people do
[03:08:31] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:25:29 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: you have to check the scramjet extra
[03:08:32] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:25:53 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: must be pretty busy tonight
[03:08:32] <aqu4> End of tail.
[03:08:38] <pbnjoe> that shit's old
[03:08:43] <Subsentient> Yes it is
[03:08:46] <Subsentient> This is a problem.
[03:08:53] <Subsentient> $tail #soylent 20
[03:08:54] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:16:17 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: it was home delivery flavored... the best kind :-D
[03:08:54] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:17:17 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: i think it had hot salami, fresh tomato, capsicum, bacon, mozzarella, basil, onion, etc
[03:08:55] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:17:35 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: i unchecked the ham though. reminds me of spew
[03:08:56] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:17:52 UTC] <Subsentient!WhiteRat@universe2.us/Subsentient has quit: Quit: Derp.>
[03:08:57] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:18:55 UTC] (#Soylent) TheMightyBuzzard: coffee++
[03:08:58] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:18:55 UTC] (#Soylent) Bender: karma - coffee: 304
[03:08:58] <pbnjoe> what
[03:08:58] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:19:06 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: coffee++
[03:08:58] <Subsentient> oh dammit
[03:08:58] <pbnjoe> why
[03:08:59] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:19:06 UTC] (#Soylent) Bender: karma - coffee: 305
[03:09:00] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:20:17 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: my wife ate a hawaiian pizza years ago when she was preggers and powerchucked it everywhere. the images of ham chunks are still burned into the backs of my eyes
[03:09:01] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:20:41 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: (and of course i had to clean it *shudders*)
[03:09:02] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:21:32 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: chromas: we got ours from here: http://www.paxhillpizza.com.au
[03:09:02] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:21:37 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: very yummy
[03:09:03] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:22:13 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: mine started as an american, but all those extras checkboxes just couldn't be wasted
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[03:09:05] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:22:43 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: lol
[03:09:06] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:22:59 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: i'm sure some people do
[03:09:06] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:23:14 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: s/some/many/
[03:09:07] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:23:15 UTC] (#Soylent) SedBot: <crutchy> i'm sure many people do
[03:09:08] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:25:29 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: you have to check the scramjet extra
[03:09:09] <aqu4> [2014-06-27 10:25:53 UTC] (#Soylent) crutchy: must be pretty busy tonight
[03:09:10] <aqu4> End of tail.
[03:09:13] <Subsentient> My apologies
[03:09:19] <Subsentient> Fucking logs are broken.
[03:09:27] <LaminatorX> ~cowsay 1 2
[03:09:27] <exec> _____
[03:09:27] <exec> < 1 2 >
[03:09:27] <exec> -----
[03:09:27] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:09:27] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:09:27] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:09:28] <exec> ||----w |
[03:09:29] <exec> || ||
[03:09:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~cowsay .........\...^__^...................... ..........\..(oo)\_______.............. .............(__)\.......)\/\.......... .................||----w.|............. .................||.....||.............
[03:09:40] <exec> _________________________________________
[03:09:41] <exec> / .........\...^__^...................... \
[03:09:41] <exec> | ..........\..(oo)\_______.............. |
[03:09:41] <exec> | .............(__)\.......)\/\.......... |
[03:09:41] <exec> | .................||----w.|............. |
[03:09:41] <exec> \ .................||.....||............. /
[03:09:41] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[03:09:43] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:09:43] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:09:43] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:09:44] <exec> ||----w |
[03:09:44] <exec> || ||
[03:09:48] <pbnjoe> just crutchy talking about food a bunch
[03:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> there you go
[03:10:18] <chromas> The cow xzibit
[03:10:44] <LaminatorX> Huzzah! (Though I wanted it to ~moo.)
[03:11:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~moo
[03:11:04] <exec> (__)
[03:11:04] <exec> (oo)
[03:11:04] <exec> /------\/
[03:11:04] <exec> / | ||
[03:11:04] <exec> * /\---/\
[03:11:05] <exec> ~~ ~~
[03:11:05] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[03:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, too tired to do it
[03:11:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep now
[03:12:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Invisible Chair - http://sylnt.us - make-yourself-comfortable
[03:12:13] <pbnjoe> g'night TheMightyBuzzard
[03:12:15] <JamesNZ> $beer Subsentient
[03:12:15] * aqu4 gives Subsentient a cold can of beer
[03:13:50] <SpallsHurgenson> get back to me when there's a chairless lazyboy :)
[03:16:20] <prospectacle> ok here goes, wish me luck
[03:16:25] <prospectacle> drumroll please
[03:16:28] <prospectacle> ~cowsay ....________________________________.... .../.................(__)..........\... ...|.................(oo)..........|... ...|.........../------\/...........|... ...|........../.|....||............|... ...|.........*../\---/\............|... ...|............~~...~~............|... ...\.."Have you mooed today?"....../... ....-------------------------------.... .........\...^__^...................... ..........\..(oo)\_______.............. ...
[03:16:28] <exec> _________________________________________
[03:16:28] <exec> / ....________________________________... \
[03:16:28] <exec> | . |
[03:16:28] <exec> | .../.................(__)..........\... |
[03:16:28] <exec> | ...|.................(oo)..........|... |
[03:16:29] <exec> | ...|.........../------\/...........|... |
[03:16:29] <exec> | ...|........../.|....||............|... |
[03:16:30] <exec> | ...|.........*../\---/\............|... |
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[03:16:56] <prospectacle> damn, too long
[03:17:59] <Bytram|away> .topic https://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: sylnt.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit | | Tonight: Wednesday, August 20th, at 7PM EDT (11PM UTC) staff/board meeting in #staffhttps://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: syln
[03:17:59] juggler changed topic of #Soylent to: https://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: sylnt.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit | | Tonight: Wednesday, August 20th, at 7PM EDT (11PM UTC) staff/board meeting in #staffhttps://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code:
[03:18:01] <Bytram|away> t.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit | | Tonight: Wednesday, August 20th, at 7PM EDT (11PM UTC) staff/board meeting in #staffhttps://SoylentNews.org | IRC Logs: logs.sylnt.us/ | Wiki: sylnt.us/wiki | Code: sylnt.us/code | Got bugs? sylnt.us/bugs | Get Involved: sylnt.us/getinvolved | Who's Who: sylnt.
[03:18:03] <Bytram|away> us/whoswho | Submit Stories: sylnt.us/submit
[03:20:28] <Bytram|away> okay then, this time for sure!
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[03:22:13] <LaminatorX> Yeah!
[03:27:20] <prospectacle> for anyone keeping an eye on it, there have been a few more Start Citizen trailers in the last day or so.
[03:27:31] <prospectacle> FPS teaser, "cinematic" trailer, etc
[03:27:39] <prospectacle> Found them at http://www.gametrailers.com
[03:27:41] <monopoly> ^ 03GameTrailers for Xbox One, PS4, Wii U, Vita, PSN and More | Upcoming Video Games
[03:27:46] <prospectacle> by start I mean star, of course
[03:28:31] <prospectacle> I'm not really a gamer, but the scope and ambition of this project is mind-blowing
[03:28:56] * SpallsHurgenson distrusts that sort of ambition; the result is often very poor
[03:29:23] <SpallsHurgenson> Battlecruiser 3000AD poor :)
[03:29:37] <prospectacle> SpallsHurgenson, fair enough. A lot of talent and money behind it though, and they're keeping their audience well-informed of progress, so maybe they can at least produce something, if not everything
[03:29:38] <LaminatorX> ~cowsay .....................(__).............. .....................(oo).............. .............../------\/............... ............../.|....||................ .............*../\---/\................ ................~~...~~................ ......"Have you mooed today?"..........
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[03:29:41] <exec> \ ......"Have you mooed today?".......... /
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[03:29:56] <prospectacle> Nice one
[03:29:56] * pbnjoe claps
[03:30:07] <pbnjoe> and yeah, a *lot* of money
[03:30:25] <SpallsHurgenson> mostly it looks like they keeping promising new features. I'd rather they buckle down and deliver on what they already have on the table
[03:30:27] <pbnjoe> though I suppose any amount can be blown on stupid crap
[03:30:32] * LaminatorX can now go to his rest.
[03:30:33] <prospectacle> for an "indie" game it's a crazy amount of money, although nothing compared to, say, gtav
[03:31:01] <pbnjoe> true, I'm just used to seeing "I need $10k to finish" etc
[03:33:35] <prospectacle> ok this time....
[03:33:38] <prospectacle> ~cowsay .../.................(__)..........\... ...|.................(oo)..........|... ...|.........../------\/...........|... ...|........../.|....||............|... ...|.........*../\---/\............|... ...\............~~...~~............/... ....-------------------------------.... .........\...^__^...................... ..........\..(oo)\_______.............. .............(__)\.......)\/\.......... .................||----w.|.............
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[03:33:38] <exec> / .../.................(__)..........\... \
[03:33:38] <exec> | ...|.................(oo)..........|... |
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[03:33:41] <exec> | .........\...^__^...................... |
[03:33:41] <exec> | ..........\..(oo)\_______.............. |
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[03:33:44] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:33:45] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
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[03:33:58] <prospectacle> close enough. I'm retiring from the business
[03:34:00] <SpallsHurgenson> .ignore exec
[03:34:03] <SpallsHurgenson> erm.
[03:34:34] <prospectacle> Unless they pull me in for one last job. And I tell myself it will be enough to pay off my debts and settle old scores and nothing will go wrong, it's a perfectly thought out plan
[03:34:41] * LaminatorX applauds.
[03:34:58] <prospectacle> sorry spalls, I'm done making the livestock do tricks
[03:35:01] <prospectacle> for now.
[03:35:17] <SpallsHurgenson> knock yourself out, I can't see it anymore :)
[03:36:05] <SpallsHurgenson> hell, I probably should ignore ciri and the other bots while I'm at it :)
[03:36:17] <prospectacle> anyway re: star citizen, I hope they don't succumb to feature creep. They've got enough money to make something cool. After that they can reinvest the profits if they want.
[03:36:39] <prospectacle> If they over-reach now it will ruin it for everyone, and put a stigma on future giant crowdfunding efforts
[03:37:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I fear they have long since succumbed to feature creep and over extended themselves. And honestly - much as I loved the genre and series - I don't think Roberts has it in him to make a game that will satisfy modern audiences beyond providing a certain nostalgia for games past
[03:37:54] <prospectacle> the demos look pretty cool so far
[03:38:35] <prospectacle> I mean they have actually released a small number of things, some playable by investors, some playable by staff in front of audiences. So maybe there's hope
[03:39:13] <prospectacle> but time will tell. I'm not a backer or anything. I probably won't even buy it, but I want it to succeed as it's one step closer to the idea game
[03:39:22] <prospectacle> s/idea/ideal/
[03:39:22] <exec> <prospectacle> but time will tell. I'm not a backer or anything. I probably won't even buy it, but I want it to succeed as it's one step closer to the ideal game
[03:39:39] <SpallsHurgenson> I'll buy it once it drops below the $15 price point :)
[03:39:50] <prospectacle> good idea
[03:39:55] <prospectacle> I'
[03:40:09] <SpallsHurgenson> (which is the basic rule I use for all games these days :)
[03:40:28] <prospectacle> I'll play the free webgl demo proof-of-concept version that's inevitably released one day and then never goes anywhere after that
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[03:42:37] <LaminatorX> ~cowsay -n MOO
[03:42:48] <exec> process timed out: ~cowsay -n MOO
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[03:43:12] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: back
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[03:43:14] <mrcoolbp> whoa
[03:43:23] <mrcoolbp> did I scare him?
[03:43:25] <LaminatorX> Hmm. Supposedly cowsay can call figlet, but figlet may not be installed.
[03:43:34] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I had my remote node go boom
[03:43:38] * mrcoolbp reads the "staff meeting"
[03:43:56] <mrcoolbp> <+prospectacle> Does the general public know about dev? I mean some weird people might like trying to find bugs.
[03:44:08] <mrcoolbp> It's on the about page
[03:44:43] <mrcoolbp> oh weird, it's *just* the TOR link
[03:45:16] * NCommander feels horrible about how long that went
[03:45:21] <NCommander> Bad NCommander, no cookie
[03:45:22] <mrcoolbp> meh, happens
[03:45:27] <mrcoolbp> a lot
[03:45:36] * matt_ is slowly recovering :)
[03:45:50] <SpallsHurgenson> a meeting go long? I've never heard of any such thing :)
[03:46:46] <NCommander> SpallsHurgenson, 4 hours -_-;
[03:46:48] <NCommander> kill me
[03:46:49] <NCommander> Srsly
[03:46:59] <SpallsHurgenson> it could have been worse; was there any mention of synergies, paradigms or out-of-the-box thinking?
[03:47:28] * mrcoolbp hugs matt
[03:47:38] * NCommander hugs matt too
[03:47:41] <mrcoolbp> must...read...meeting log
[03:47:47] <matt_> {{mrcoolbp}}
[03:47:51] <prospectacle> there may have been some low hanging fruit that was engaged with stakeholders
[03:47:51] <matt_> {{NC}}
[03:47:56] <NCommander> I'm workng on trying to get a serious writeup on the stock thingy
[03:48:02] <mrcoolbp> cool
[03:48:10] <NCommander> matt_, you have some srsly pointy elbows matt_
[03:48:15] <NCommander> You should get a doctor to look at them
[03:48:59] <prospectacle> Apologies for my contributions to the scope creep of the meeting.
[03:49:08] <prospectacle> I find stand-up meetings work well at work, to keep people impatient.
[03:49:12] <prospectacle> Not sure what the irc equivalent is, though
[03:49:40] <LaminatorX> ~cowsay -n _ _ T T T T | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
[03:49:42] <prospectacle> maybe have the meeting while everyone really needs to pee
[03:49:51] <exec> process timed out: ~cowsay -n _ _ T T T T | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
[03:50:12] * LaminatorX gives up on the -n option.
[03:50:18] <SpallsHurgenson> nah, some people have laptops :)
[03:50:22] <NCommander> prospectacle, at my current job, IRC meetings are par the course
[03:50:23] <Konomi> your cow
[03:50:24] <Konomi> it is fucked up
[03:50:25] <NCommander> THat one was a bit excessive
[03:50:31] <NCommander> But its also bene ages since we had proper meetings
[03:50:46] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: did you guys get to the "Editorial Things" you had (but LaminatorX wasn't around)?
[03:50:54] * mrcoolbp reads furiously
[03:50:57] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, it was too long, and I had to bug out
[03:51:06] <mrcoolbp> hear that
[03:51:35] <LaminatorX> It was supposed to say a TIE fighter, konomi, but our cow times out on -n.
[03:52:33] <LaminatorX> I made it in by the end, but we pushed his in depth Ed. discussion due to the meeting having already run so long.
[03:52:56] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: It wasn't mentioned at the meeting that I saw, but juggs should be added to the motd
[03:52:58] * NCommander slinks off
[03:53:02] <mrcoolbp> later NC
[03:53:16] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I'm here, just hiding
[03:53:24] * mrcoolbp hides too
[03:53:27] <mrcoolbp> this is fun.
[03:53:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not, i'm asleep already
[03:53:52] <prospectacle> I guess you could try a time-limit-per-item at the start, everyone will know if they get off topic for too long, they'll just have to discuss this again next week as it will be bumped.
[03:54:22] <prospectacle> a bit too regimented, perhaps
[03:58:35] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: I think we need to just be more organized; having agenda's ahead of time, giving people the "floor" before a discussion to outline, establishin relevent etiquite WRT former, etc. it will improve
[03:59:30] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: could use the issue tracker for documentation gaps
[03:59:49] * mrcoolbp is thinking of "retiring" suggestions in facor of ^^^
[04:00:06] <LaminatorX> ~cowsay ++++++++.+++++++++++_____++.++++++++.+++ +++.++++++++.+++,-~"+++++"~-.+++++++++++ ++++++++++++++,^+___+++++++++^.+++++++++ +++++++++++++/+.^...^.+++++++++\++++++++ ++++++++++++Y++l..o..!++++++++++Y++.++++ ++++.+++++++l_+`.___.'++++++++_,[+++++++ ++++++++++++|^~”=============~+^|+++++++ ++++++++++.+!+++++++++++++++++++!+++++.+ +++++++++.+++\+++++++++++++++++/++++++++ ++++++++++++++^.+++++++++++++.^+++++++++ ++++++++++++++++"-
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[04:00:12] <exec> | ++++++++++++|^~”=============~+^|++++++ |
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[04:00:14] <exec> | ++++++++++.+!+++++++++++++++++++!+++++. |
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[04:00:15] <exec> | +++++++++.+++\+++++++++++++++++/+++++++ |
[04:00:16] <exec> | + |
[04:00:17] <exec> | ++++++++++++++^.+++++++++++++.^++++++++ |
[04:00:17] <exec> process timed out: ~cowsay ++++++++.+++++++++++_____++.++++++++.+++ +++.++++++++.+++,-~"+++++"~-.+++++++++++ ++++++++++++++,^+___+++++++++^.+++++++++ +++++++++++++/+.^...^.+++++++++\++++++++ ++++++++++++Y++l..o..!++++++++++Y++.++++ ++++.+++++++l_+`.___.'++++++++_,[+++++++ ++++++++++++|^~”=============~+^|+++++++ ++++++++++.+!+++++++++++++++++++!+++++.+ +++++++++.+++\+++++++++++++++++/++++++++ ++++++++++++++^.+++++++++++++.^+++++++++ +++++++++++
[04:00:19] <mrcoolbp> mrcoolbp s/facor/favor/
[04:00:20] <exec> <mrcoolbp> is thinking of "retiring" suggestions in favor of ^^^
[04:00:44] <mrcoolbp> exec: s/^^^/issue tracker/
[04:00:44] <exec> <mrcoolbp> <exec> issue tracker<mrcoolbp> is thinking of "retiring" suggestions in favor of ^^^
[04:00:47] * LaminatorX must stop trying to make the cow say Star Wars images.
[04:00:56] <mrcoolbp> yeah please
[04:01:01] <mrcoolbp> = )
[04:01:09] <mrcoolbp> messin' up my sed commands
[04:01:27] <prospectacle> LaminatorX, you're almost there. off by one line length
[04:01:31] <LaminatorX> It was supposed to end with "That's no MOO!"
[04:02:06] <prospectacle> that's a milking station
[04:02:33] <mrcoolbp> that's not a dair farm
[04:02:51] <mrcoolbp> er, "that's no dair farm"
[04:05:24] <LaminatorX> One more try...
[04:05:27] <LaminatorX> ~cowsay ++++++++.+++++++++++_____++.++++++++.++ +++.++++++++.+++,-~"+++++"~-.++++++++++ ++++++++++++++,^+___+++++++++^.++++++++ +++++++++++++/+.^...^.+++++++++\+++++++ ++++++++++++Y++l..o..!++++++++++Y++.+++ ++++.+++++++l_+`.___.'++++++++_,[++++++ ++++++++++++|^~”=============~+^|++++++ ++++++++++.+!+++++++++++++++++++!+++++. +++++++++.+++\+++++++++++++++++/+++++++ ++++++++++++++^.+++++++++++++.^++++++++ ++++++++++++++++"-.._____.,-
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[04:05:27] <exec> / ++++++++.+++++++++++_____++.++++++++.++ \
[04:05:27] <exec> | +++.++++++++.+++,-~"+++++"~-.++++++++++ |
[04:05:27] <exec> | ++++++++++++++,^+___+++++++++^.++++++++ |
[04:05:27] <exec> | +++++++++++++/+.^...^.+++++++++\+++++++ |
[04:05:28] <exec> | ++++++++++++Y++l..o..!++++++++++Y++.+++ |
[04:05:28] <exec> | ++++.+++++++l_+`.___.'++++++++_,[++++++ |
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[04:05:30] <exec> | ++++++++++.+!+++++++++++++++++++!+++++. |
[04:05:30] <exec> | +++++++++.+++\+++++++++++++++++/+++++++ |
[04:05:31] <exec> | ++++++++++++++^.+++++++++++++.^++++++++ |
[04:05:32] <exec> \ ++++++++++++++++"-.._____.,- /
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[04:05:34] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[04:05:34] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
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[04:06:07] <LaminatorX> Looks like there's a line maximum.
[04:06:32] * LaminatorX will stop disruptin serious discussion now.
[04:06:40] <mrcoolbp> not bad actually
[04:06:50] * mrcoolbp is wondering what NCommander had for Editorial
[04:06:56] <LaminatorX> I stand on the shoulders of giants.
[04:07:01] <prospectacle> ok that's pretty good
[04:07:08] <mrcoolbp> oh, I'm getting to it
[04:07:23] * mrcoolbp keeps reading, determined now
[04:07:38] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, a lot of it was inconsistent quality
[04:07:48] <SpallsHurgenson> introduction of new soylent porn news section to compete with new "build" section at slashdot :)
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[04:08:20] <LaminatorX> SoylentBI and SoylentCloud are top priorities for the next release.
[04:08:57] <SpallsHurgenson> and about time too! we aren't attracting enoug middle managers!
[04:10:38] <LaminatorX> G'night gang.
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[04:12:40] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: didn't we confirm the board-meetings-over-irc thing already?
[04:12:46] <mrcoolbp> matt_ ^
[04:13:07] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I believe I ACKed that bylaw
[04:13:17] <matt_> mrcoolbp, nope, that would require our signatures on the "Unanimous Written Consent..." document.
[04:13:18] <mrcoolbp> I beleive I did as well
[04:13:29] <matt_> mrcoolbp, because we need to approve the exact language of the amendment.
[04:13:54] <NCommander> THen what did I ack O_o?
[04:14:03] <mrcoolbp> lol
[04:14:20] <matt_> i think you provisionally acked it :)
[04:15:56] <mrcoolbp> matt_ it's not really pressing as we keep "actioning" sans meeting, but I'd like to get it official
[04:16:06] <mrcoolbp> maybe I should review the wording
[04:16:22] * mrcoolbp resolves to ignore y'all while he finishes reading
[04:16:44] <matt_> me too. once we decide on the plan for assetts/transfer/stock/bonds/other, we should integrate it all into a written consent document and sign it to make it official.
[04:16:55] <matt_> mrcoolbp, good luck with that! :)
[04:17:22] * mrcoolbp gritts teeth
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[04:23:36] * mrcoolbp waves to matt
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[04:24:00] <mrcoolbp> need a snack then bed. Made my notes, hopefully got everything
[04:24:21] <mrcoolbp> juggs: if you have time tomorrow, let's look at the spideroak thing
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[04:43:23] * NCommander does something relazing right now
[04:43:29] <NCommander> *relaxing
[04:43:34] <mrcoolbp> lol
[04:43:35] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[04:43:39] <mrcoolbp> you deserve it buddy
[04:43:45] * mrcoolbp pets ciri
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[05:04:51] <mrcoolbp> ^^ OCD
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[05:41:05] <arti> yay for ocd
[05:47:20] <mrcoolbp> arti
[05:47:22] <mrcoolbp> ehlo
[05:47:32] <arti> greetings
[05:47:33] * mrcoolbp was playing old-school descent
[05:47:40] <arti> the game with no sense of up
[05:47:43] <mrcoolbp> yah
[05:47:50] <mrcoolbp> fuggin luv it
[05:48:12] * arti hasn't played it in a really long time
[05:48:12] <mrcoolbp> arti: dude, all I have to say is, fear and loathing in LA
[05:50:53] <Subsentient> arti: OCD?
[05:50:57] <Subsentient> You haz it?
[05:57:04] <ar> http://www.grindtv.com - huh
[06:00:52] <arti> lol
[06:00:52] <ciri> now that is funny
[06:00:58] <arti> you didn't even get to experience much
[06:01:23] <mrcoolbp> I know
[06:01:24] <arti> we'll have to do griffith and some stuff in oc
[06:01:28] <mrcoolbp> seriously
[06:01:36] <mrcoolbp> I need another whack at la
[06:01:42] <arti> o.@
[06:01:48] <mrcoolbp> i'm blaming you for my behaviour though arti
[06:02:15] <mrcoolbp> I'm sooooo mad that we just went back to Santa Monica pier
[06:02:54] <mrcoolbp> mosly a blurrrrr tho
[06:02:56] <mrcoolbp> = )
[06:03:19] <arti> meh, fuck driving around that area
[06:03:43] <mrcoolbp> righto good sir.
[06:03:58] <mrcoolbp> I still had fun, just not much of a story
[06:04:15] <arti> abjerban the parking master
[06:05:16] <mrcoolbp> arti: fuckin' serioulsly appreciate the CA hospitality
[06:05:24] <mrcoolbp> you're a good man
[06:06:17] <mrcoolbp> arti: just gotta recruit you for the SN art/UI dept. now
[06:07:26] <arti> "i must lie down now, quietly"
[06:08:01] <mrcoolbp> I see.
[06:08:32] <arti> ~weather mrcoolbp
[06:08:42] <exec> weather for 10Boston, MA US at 1:26 am (EDT) ~ 42 mins ago: temp: 1017.8°C (64°F), dp: 1015.1°C (59.1°F), press: 101018.1 mb (+0.1 mb/18 mins), humid: 1083%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 10148°
[06:08:49] <mrcoolbp> = )
[06:10:40] * mrcoolbp starts playing another game
[06:10:41] <arti> well at least you had a little fun
[06:17:33] <poutine> I live a few blocks from the santa monica pier
[06:17:43] <swiss> OH JESUS
[06:17:47] <swiss> POUTINE LIVES NEAR ME
[06:17:51] <swiss> TIME TO RUN
[06:19:51] <poutine> doubtful you could live in such an affluent area swiss
[06:20:15] <swiss> why do you say that
[06:20:53] <poutine> I tend to get a good reading on people's socioeconomic status
[06:21:05] <mrcoolbp> wait, I could have met swiss, poutine, and arti at the same time!>!
[06:21:20] <mrcoolbp> would have been epic....
[06:21:25] <swiss> poutine: what do you think I do?
[06:21:34] <swiss> mrcoolbp: when were you out here?
[06:21:37] <poutine> swiss, I think you're likely a brick layer, or day laborer
[06:21:46] <mrcoolbp> swiss: last week, arti showed me around
[06:22:08] <mrcoolbp> poutine: I think you're likely a troll, like under a bridge, etc.
[06:22:10] <poutine> you might take the blue line home
[06:22:12] <swiss> mrcoolbp: bummer, but I was pretty busy till satuday
[06:22:13] <poutine> from santa monica
[06:22:18] <poutine> but I don't believe you live around here
[06:22:28] <swiss> poutine: i'm actually up in Agoura, a bit of a drive
[06:22:30] <poutine> blue bus whatever
[06:22:40] <poutine> Ok yeah Agoura is pretty far
[06:22:42] <swiss> I don't work in SM. I don't like the area
[06:23:32] <poutine> I'm pretty sure everybody hates the valley
[06:23:47] <swiss> good thing i'm outside the valley
[06:23:53] * arti knows a few decent places up there (for food)
[06:24:11] <swiss> I'm between the valley and malibu, in a nice little microclimate
[06:24:24] <swiss> arti: i assume you're dtla then?
[06:25:05] <arti> oc
[06:25:08] <poutine> I do not have an ocean view, but if I walk out my place 20 steps, I can see the ocean
[06:25:20] * arti tries to avoid LA
[06:25:26] <poutine> you live as close to santa monica pier as you do Oxnard
[06:25:38] <poutine> > 2 hour drive during rush hour
[06:27:07] <arti> "Drive"
[06:27:38] <poutine> arti, Do you ride a motorcycle?
[06:27:49] <arti> negative
[06:28:05] <poutine> I do, a mofucking ducati bro
[06:28:09] <arti> motorcycles are for faggots
[06:28:24] <arti> you should rename yourself to TRON BRO
[06:28:33] <poutine> I also have a BMW convertible
[06:28:45] <arti> cementing my deeply held belief
[06:28:47] <poutine> you ride a fixie bro
[06:29:04] <poutine> the fastest your fixie goes is when it's attached to the front of a city bus
[06:29:13] <arti> it doesn't attach, it transforms
[06:29:27] <arti> I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS ON TUMBLR
[06:29:30] <swiss> arti: you going to do bsidesOC?
[06:29:39] <arti> wat.
[06:29:54] <arti> swiss: bix nood?
[06:30:04] <swiss> huh?
[06:30:07] <swiss> bsides orange county
[06:30:10] <swiss> their site is down...
[06:30:21] <swiss> http://www.securitybsides.com this is the LA version
[06:30:22] <monopoly> ^ 03Security B-Sides / BSidesLosAngeles
[06:30:26] <swiss> OC's first one was last year
[06:30:32] <arti> http://www.securitybsides.com
[06:30:32] <monopoly> ^ 03Security B-Sides / bSidesOC
[06:30:35] <swiss> they're pretty fun, free mini conferences
[06:30:51] <swiss> avoid josh chin though
[06:31:00] <swiss> he's a massive... idiot
[06:31:09] <arti> negative, moving that weekend
[06:31:23] <swiss> the 10/4 one? that was last year
[06:31:29] <swiss> i haven't seen the date announced for this year
[06:31:33] <arti> September 11 & 12, 2014
[06:31:52] <swiss> oh, you mean the LA one
[06:31:55] <swiss> that's thurs fri
[06:32:08] <arti> i'm surprised they do stuff outside
[06:32:17] <arti> sunlight and computing don't mix
[06:32:27] <swiss> it's nicely inside the youth center
[06:32:33] <swiss> you just stare at outside
[06:32:43] <swiss> it's actually super low key too.
[06:33:01] <swiss> work doesn't count it as time off for me to go to these even, so I always do
[06:33:47] <swiss> joe luna, sean mcallister, and terry gold are all smart people
[06:33:55] <swiss> it's a good time seeing any of them speak
[06:35:37] <swiss> speaking of motorcycles though, my test is tomorrow
[06:35:44] <swiss> i should have my m1 as of noon tomorrow
[06:38:25] <arti> goodluck
[06:41:38] <swiss> just the written portion, i did the MSF course
[06:42:11] <swiss> which I wholeheartedly recommend to anyone with the slightest interest in motorcycles. Was my first time on a motorcylce, and I had such a blast learning to ride it in a parking lot
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[07:01:13] <NCommander> swiss, I broke my leg in the MSF course
[07:01:14] <NCommander> -_-;
[07:02:17] <swiss> really?
[07:02:19] <swiss> wow
[07:02:41] <NCommander> swiss, yeah
[07:02:55] <poutine> https://www.youtube.com
[07:02:56] <monopoly> ^ 03Nightly commute from old job - YouTube
[07:02:58] <NCommander> I used to be something of a kluz
[07:02:58] <poutine> That's me on my motorcycle
[07:03:23] * NCommander is having youtube issues -_-;
[07:04:09] <poutine> It's not a fun unless I can do 110+ MPH on Santa Monica Blvd
[07:06:34] <NCommander> poutine, I think you need to visit Germany and take advantage of the autobahn
[07:08:01] <poutine> Hayabusa on the autobahn sounds fun
[07:08:46] * NCommander notes he much prefers touring to raw speed
[07:14:16] <NCommander> poutine, so, two question, 1. gopro? 2. Deathwish much? Going that fast in CA seems like a really really good way to die
[07:15:08] <poutine> yeah
[07:15:18] <NCommander> poutine, good brakes on your bike :-)
[07:15:28] <poutine> nice brembos
[07:15:32] <poutine> ABS braking
[07:15:42] <poutine> rossi tires
[07:16:42] <poutine> How did you fall during the MSF NCommander?
[07:19:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:19:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 644
[07:20:38] <NCommander> poutine, was cut off by another driver on the large lap test and I turned too sharply and the bike fell on me
[07:20:52] <NCommander> Instructors pulled it off me, and I took a trip to the hospital
[07:21:02] <arti> -15% to movement
[07:21:36] <NCommander> I'm going to walk home, I'll be back in about 20
[07:23:35] <Subsentient> NCommander: Be careful.
[07:24:04] <crutchy> watch out for bikes. some of them hold grudges
[07:24:30] <arti> i've heard they can't stand up on their own because they're too tired.
[07:27:30] <crutchy> s/too/two/
[07:27:30] <exec> syntax: 8[nick[:|,|>|.] ]s/pattern/replace[/[g]]
[07:27:37] <crutchy> arti, s/too/two/
[07:27:37] <exec> <crutchy> <arti> i've heard they can't stand up on their own because they're two tired.
[07:39:03] <swiss> poutine: i'm surprised you're not dead
[07:42:37] <swiss> poutine: do you have that video NOT sped up?
[07:42:52] <crutchy> poutine-+
[07:51:45] <crutchy> ~rehash
[07:51:46] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (57 aliases)
[07:51:53] <crutchy> ~weather
[07:51:57] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 4:57 pm (EST) ~ 54 mins ago: temp: 1013.3°C (55.9°F), dp: 108.2°C (46.8°F), press: 101028.8 mb (+0.7 mb/120 mins), humid: 1071%, wind: 1016 km/h (10 mph) @ 1050°
[07:52:51] <crutchy> paulej72++ for idea to add auto-nick location for weather
[07:52:51] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 59
[07:57:28] <arti> "auto nick"
[07:57:33] <arti> oooh
[07:57:42] <arti> it uses the caller's nick
[07:57:47] <arti> that is a good idea
[07:57:59] <arti> dude javascript is a pretty wild language
[07:58:22] <arti> i used to think of it as this shitty language, it's rather flexible
[07:58:36] * arti stares into the abyss
[08:01:04] <crutchy> its reputation prolly has more to do with it being client-side
[08:19:19] <crutchy> ~last xlefay
[08:19:28] <arti> !idle
[08:19:28] <ciri> necronian hasn't said a word for 18636 minutes :/
[08:19:31] <exec> last privmsg for xlefay in #soylent: [2014-08-11 17:39:25] Just can't be as active on IRC as I used to be, got actual stuff to do nowadays :(
[08:19:37] <arti> !g 18636/60/24
[08:19:38] <ciri> (18 636 / 60) / 24 = 12.9416667
[08:19:55] <crutchy> !idle
[08:19:55] <ciri> necronian hasn't said a word for 18637 minutes :/
[08:20:01] <crutchy> !idle xlefay
[08:20:03] <ciri> xlefay has been idle for 13840 minutes :/
[08:20:34] <JamesNZ> !idle crutchy
[08:20:34] <ciri> crutchy last spoke on March 1982 :/
[08:20:42] <JamesNZ> LOL.
[08:21:01] <JamesNZ> I think that makes you dead crutchy :P
[08:21:04] <crutchy> wow. that was about the time i was born :p
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[08:21:26] <arti> !seen Space_Man__
[08:21:26] <ciri> arti, Space_Man__ is right here!
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[08:22:23] * Space_Man is here
[08:23:13] <crutchy> !idle crutchy
[08:23:14] <ciri> Ahah. Verry funny.
[08:23:35] <crutchy> !idle ciri
[08:23:36] <ciri> Idle for about... 3 days, but I've been sleeping a lot.
[08:23:46] <JamesNZ> LIES!
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[08:23:56] <prospectacle> Hooray I'm free
[08:24:02] <crutchy> g'day prospectacle
[08:24:03] <prospectacle> a good evening to all
[08:24:07] <JamesNZ> \o
[08:24:29] <prospectacle> we were tearing shit up with your talking cow earlier, crutchy
[08:24:46] <crutchy> in #soylent?
[08:25:04] <JamesNZ> Sliced it up into neat lil' pieces, we did.
[08:25:14] <crutchy> wholly crab!
[08:25:18] <crutchy> cool :D
[08:25:56] <prospectacle> yep
[08:28:00] <prospectacle> ~cowsay ..........................,'.,^,........
[08:28:01] <exec> _________________________________________
[08:28:01] <exec> / ..........................,'.,^,....... \
[08:28:01] <exec> \ . /
[08:28:01] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[08:28:01] <exec> \ ^__^
[08:28:01] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[08:28:02] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[08:28:02] <exec> ||----w |
[08:28:03] <exec> || ||
[08:28:39] <prospectacle> ~cowsay ..........................,'.,^,....... ......................,-"/""/--)_\..... ....................,'.........../..... ...................,'..............\... ...................|...............;... ................../................|... .................,'....,'..........;... ................(_____|_______\...:.... ................(o___,|o......|./|,.... .................(....`.____,'././.\... ................./
[08:28:40] <exec> _________________________________________
[08:28:40] <exec> / ..........................,'.,^,....... \
[08:28:40] <exec> | ......................,-"/""/--)_\..... |
[08:28:40] <exec> | ....................,'.........../..... |
[08:28:40] <exec> | ...................,'..............\... |
[08:28:40] <exec> | ...................|...............;... |
[08:28:40] <exec> | ................../................|... |
[08:28:41] <exec> | .................,'....,'..........;... |
[08:28:42] <exec> | ................(_____|_______\...:.... |
[08:28:43] <exec> | ................(o___,|o......|./|,.... |
[08:28:43] <exec> | .................(....`.____,'././.\... |
[08:28:44] <exec> \ ................./ /
[08:28:45] <exec> -----------------------------------------
[08:28:45] <exec> \ ^__^
[08:28:46] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[08:28:47] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[08:28:47] <exec> ||----w |
[08:28:48] <exec> || ||
[08:29:05] <prospectacle> hmm 1 lines seems to be the max
[08:29:08] <prospectacle> 10 and a half
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[08:30:03] <crutchy> re cowsay -n
[08:30:27] <crutchy> you're not actually executing the shell command typed into irc
[08:30:49] <crutchy> its just an alias for a shell command
[08:31:39] <crutchy> security feature after i initially made the boo boo of executing shell commands as entered in irc :p
[08:32:27] * JamesNZ grins evilly >:D
[08:33:23] <crutchy> this is where the magic happens: https://github.com
[08:39:22] <crutchy> doesn't look as nifty in the terminal window running the bot: http://paste.ubuntu.com
[08:39:23] <monopoly> ^ 03Ubuntu Pastebin
[08:42:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Degree from a For-Profit College is the Same as No College when Seeking a Job - http://sylnt.us - money-onto-the-bonfire
[08:46:38] <JamesNZ> Heh, nice dept.
[08:48:52] <crutchy> bender s/money-onto-the-bonfire/certified-dupe
[08:48:52] <exec> <crutchy> <bender> [SoylentNews] - A Degree from a For-Profit College is the Same as No College when Seeking a Job - http://sylnt.us - certified-dupe
[08:50:22] <crutchy> maybe i should make a unicode cowsay
[08:51:21] <crutchy> ~staff meeting
[08:51:23] <exec> 08The next general staff and board meeting for the site will be on Wednesday, August 20th, at 7PM EDT (11PM UTC) in #staff on our IRC network. All are welcome to attend.
[08:51:51] <crutchy> how was the bored meeting?
[08:53:48] <arti> did it have free donuts?
[08:55:05] <crutchy> damn. did i miss free donuts?!
[08:55:32] * crutchy should have sneaked exec in there to grab some for me
[08:55:53] <crutchy> ~grab donuts
[08:56:02] <arti> make a donut fetch routine
[09:00:00] <Popeidol> need to hook an irc bot up to an actual robot
[09:00:18] <crutchy> to a vibrator?
[09:00:19] <Popeidol> maybe one of those little webcam tanks you can buy on the cheap now
[09:00:26] <Popeidol> ~check front door
[09:00:46] <Popeidol> ~satisfy wife
[09:00:51] <crutchy> ~poke konomi
[09:01:10] <Popeidol> cowsay could actually say things
[09:01:30] <crutchy> Popeidol, that satisfy command would time out
[09:02:03] <Popeidol> well, the batteries don't last forever
[09:02:13] <Popeidol> it'd have to go back to it's charging dock occasionally
[09:02:18] <crutchy> it would return 'access denied'
[09:22:31] <NCommander> matt_|zzz, mrcoolbp: as a note, since I'm not sure I did it before, thank you for your patience w/ me on the stock stuff. I'm making an effort to get stuff written p
[09:22:58] <NCommander> Next time I'm in the Boston area (~November) first round is on me
[09:29:42] <Konomi> stop pokking meeeeee
[09:31:15] <chromas> (click, click, click)
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[09:43:58] <chromas> diet_nacb--
[09:43:58] <Bender> karma - diet_nacb: -1
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[09:45:21] <prospectacle> oops my computer and shut down
[09:46:20] <chromas> it didn't even fire a "quit" to irc :(
[09:46:45] <crutchy> how rude :p
[09:46:46] <ciri> not sure
[09:46:56] <chromas> ciri, how
[09:47:03] <chromas> ciri: what makes the red man red?
[09:47:27] <crutchy> ciri: how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
[09:47:47] <chromas> 17
[09:51:13] <chromas> ciri: if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many years in the penn did he get for exposing his pickled peck to pee-wee people?
[09:52:46] <crutchy> ~php serialize
[09:52:46] <exec> string serialize ( mixed $value)
[09:52:57] <prospectacle> if buffalo from buffalo were caught buffaloing other buffalo from buffalo, then how often do buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo?
[09:53:20] <crutchy> mo work and mo play makes mo a mo mo
[09:53:37] <crutchy> s/o/oe
[09:53:38] <exec> <crutchy> moe work and mo play makes mo a mo mo
[09:53:58] <crutchy> oops forgot the /g
[09:55:35] <crutchy> s/\/g/\/g string
[09:55:36] <exec> <crutchy> oops forgot the /g string
[09:56:00] <chromas> Y
[09:56:10] <chromas> ( Y )
[09:56:14] <crutchy> hmm wonder how you sed a \ character?
[09:56:28] <crutchy> s/\\/0
[09:56:38] <crutchy> hmm
[09:56:43] <crutchy> might look into that one
[09:56:44] <chromas> that's the usual way
[09:56:53] <crutchy> ah
[09:57:05] * crutchy had better implement that then :D
[09:57:18] <chromas> I thought you did once, before adding regex powers
[09:57:40] <crutchy> hmm dunno. don't remember it
[09:58:08] <crutchy> regex upgrade was only a handful of lines changed
[10:03:57] <crutchy> hmm not sure how this is going to go
[10:04:04] <crutchy> \
[10:04:11] <crutchy> s/\\/0
[10:04:12] <exec> syntax: 8[nick[:|,|>|.] ]s/pattern/replace[/[g]]
[10:04:33] * crutchy goes back to gedit
[10:06:02] <chromas> x
[10:06:04] <chromas> xxx
[10:06:10] <chromas> s/x/\\/
[10:06:10] <exec> <chromas> \xx
[10:06:20] <chromas> \\
[10:06:27] <chromas> s/\\/x/
[10:06:27] <exec> syntax: 8[nick[:|,|>|.] ]s/pattern/replace[/[g]]
[10:06:32] <chromas> s/\/x/
[10:07:00] <chromas> so it works in the second substring
[10:07:34] <crutchy> is that what should happen (in second substring)?
[10:07:45] <crutchy> or should second substring be taken literally?
[10:08:02] <chromas> dunno; I think so
[10:08:16] <crutchy> i gues it should cos of the trailing slash
[10:08:26] * chromas hasn't done much sed outside of irc, except when building stuff on linux
[10:08:36] * crutchy hasn't done any
[10:08:52] * crutchy hadn't even heard of sed till he discovered sedbot
[10:09:02] <crutchy> in #soylent
[10:09:20] <crutchy> so just gotta fix first substring
[10:10:38] <crutchy> hmm
[10:10:41] <crutchy> 2014-08-21 21:06:28 > Warning: preg_replace(): No ending delimiter '/' found in /nas/server/git/exec-irc-bot/scripts/sed.php on line 165
[10:11:26] <chromas> \\\\
[10:11:31] <chromas> s/\\//x/
[10:11:36] <chromas> s/\\\/x/
[10:11:40] <chromas> s/\\/x/
[10:11:41] <exec> syntax: 8[nick[:|,|>|.] ]s/pattern/replace[/[g]]
[10:11:50] <chromas> s/[\\]/x/
[10:11:51] <exec> syntax: 8[nick[:|,|>|.] ]s/pattern/replace[/[g]]
[10:16:11] <crutchy> \
[10:16:19] <crutchy> s/\\/x/
[10:16:19] <exec> syntax: 8[nick[:|,|>|.] ]s/pattern/replace[/[g]]
[10:22:21] <crutchy> \
[10:22:24] <crutchy> s/\\/x/
[10:22:24] <exec> syntax: 8[nick[:|,|>|.] ]s/pattern/replace[/[g]]
[10:22:27] <crutchy> "/
[10:22:37] <chromas> /
[10:22:44] <chromas> s/\//x/
[10:22:45] <exec> syntax: 8[nick[:|,|>|.] ]s/pattern/replace[/[g]]
[10:22:53] <chromas> s////x/
[10:23:05] <chromas> just seems like it doesn't take escapements
[10:23:26] <chromas> maybe it's preg_replace()'s fault
[10:23:49] <chromas> unless you handle that before passing the string into it
[10:24:39] <crutchy> preg_quote++
[10:24:39] <Bender> karma - preg_quote: 1
[10:26:36] <crutchy> \
[10:26:41] <crutchy> s/\\/x/
[10:26:41] <exec> syntax: 8[nick[:|,|>|.] ]s/pattern/replace[/[g]]
[10:26:45] <crutchy> :/
[10:38:23] * prospectacle is loling at sam simmons
[10:38:49] <prospectacle> http://www.youtube.com
[10:38:50] <monopoly> ^ 03Sam Simmons - ABC2 Comedy Up Late - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[10:41:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Activists Oppose Solar Plant that Sets Birds on Fire - http://sylnt.us - Archemedes-Mirror
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[10:43:19] <chromas> from the hot-topic dept
[10:59:24] <crutchy> anyone who ever thought that the <insert country name here>'s got talent judges were cruel, check this guy out: https://www.youtube.com
[10:59:24] <monopoly> ^ 03Hey Hey it's Saturday's Red Symons dishes it out - YouTube
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[11:17:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:17:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 645
[11:26:49] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:26:49] <Bender> karma - coffee: 646
[11:26:55] <crutchy> damn youtube
[11:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> youtube--
[11:27:05] <Bender> karma - youtube: -1
[11:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> why exactly?
[11:27:28] <crutchy> it was about 8 oclock before. now its 9.30 :/
[11:27:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, gotcha
[11:27:50] <crutchy> only wanted to listen to one song
[11:31:12] <crutchy> chromas s/topic/grits
[11:31:12] <exec> <crutchy> <chromas> from the hot-grits dept
[11:31:31] <monopoly> crutchy: s/gr/t/
[11:31:32] <exec> syntax: 8[nick[:|,|>|.] ]s/pattern/replace[/[g]]
[11:31:57] <chromas> wait, yours was the broken one
[11:32:00] <chromas> missing /
[11:32:07] <chromas> s/i/x
[11:32:08] <exec> <chromas> mxssing /
[11:32:11] <chromas> s/i/x/
[11:32:12] <exec> <chromas> mxssing /
[11:32:17] <chromas> hm
[11:32:36] <chromas> monopoly: s/u/y/
[11:32:36] <crutchy> it doesn't save successful sed commands in the last message buffer
[11:32:36] <exec> <chromas> <monopoly> crytchy: s/gr/t/
[11:33:02] <crutchy> dunno if that's right
[11:33:09] * chromas is up to installing piles of things from the aur; probably should add user repos
[11:33:10] <crutchy> but thats how it works atm
[11:33:54] <monopoly> crutchy: s/ i/ ti/
[11:33:55] <exec> <monopoly> <crutchy> but thats how tit works atm
[11:34:16] <chromas> archlinux++
[11:34:16] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 16
[11:36:04] <chromas> !decide ClearType infinality
[11:36:05] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: ClearType.
[11:38:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> archlinux++
[11:38:29] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 17
[11:39:59] <chromas> Needs moar users. crutchy, I'm lookin' at you
[11:40:22] <chromas> and monopoly. You and your suse
[11:40:40] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[11:40:40] <Bender> karma - fedora: 1
[11:40:45] <crutchy> i don't think preg_quote is the answer
[11:42:41] <JamesNZ> Night all \o
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[11:45:19] <chromas> well that doesn't help
[11:45:48] <chromas> install the patched freetype2, now ma fonts changed
[11:46:05] <crutchy> preg_replace without the bullshit that i had before seems to work for backslash
[11:46:09] <crutchy> \
[11:46:15] <crutchy> s/\\/x/
[11:46:15] <exec> <crutchy> x
[11:46:20] <chromas> c00t
[11:46:26] <chromas> s/c/w/
[11:46:26] <exec> <chromas> w00t
[11:46:40] <chromas> s/00/un/
[11:46:41] <exec> <chromas> cunt
[11:47:09] <chromas> I wonder if x needs a restart
[11:47:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> what all did you upgrade?
[11:47:47] <chromas> oh sheeit
[11:47:58] <chromas> almost all my fonts are missing now
[11:48:01] <crutchy> windows x(p) :p
[11:48:23] <chromas> they're in ~
[11:48:41] <crutchy> exec has stolen them
[11:49:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually missing files or just not showing?
[11:49:15] <chromas> I put in the infinality thing (which I didn't need in other distros to get sharp text, btw), restarted quassel (irc client) and now it only shows the system fonts
[11:49:29] <crutchy> system_fonts++
[11:49:29] <Bender> karma - system_fonts: 1
[11:49:36] <chromas> not showing
[11:50:03] <crutchy> first birthday + debian install :D
[11:50:05] <chromas> wasn't sure if cleartype or infinality was better
[11:50:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly need an x restart then. maybe just a logout maybe a systemctl restart of the login manager.
[11:50:29] <crutchy> or the master switch on the wall outlet
[11:50:34] * chromas queues up 100,000 more questions for tmb
[11:50:50] <chromas> crutchy: s/ s/-bait s/
[11:50:51] <exec> <chromas> <crutchy> or the master-bait switch on the wall outlet
[11:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't lookit me for deep stuff. still on coffee #1
[11:51:35] <chromas> Been trying out openbox, lxde and stuff. Slowly getting there; trying to resist the urge to just kde
[11:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> infinality is showing out of date in aur
[11:52:13] * crutchy is contemplating a hack for / in sed
[11:52:28] <crutchy> is forward slash used in any regex stuff?
[11:52:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> only as a delimiter
[11:52:41] <crutchy> besides start/end delims?
[11:52:44] <crutchy> ah
[11:52:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> s#only#just#
[11:53:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ever wonder if vegans swallow when they're giving head?
[11:54:16] <crutchy> that is a question for tama
[11:54:39] * crutchy is now contemplating just using the shell sed
[11:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, leave it be
[11:56:05] <chromas> pre_sunrise_walk++
[11:56:05] <Bender> karma - pre_sunrise_walk: 1
[11:56:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, it's really difficult to find a good laptop with a ssd for under $1400
[11:56:36] <chromas> what about a decent screen?
[11:58:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'd be part of the "good laptop" qualifier. must be able to see what you're doing.
[12:04:59] <crutchy> test
[12:05:17] <crutchy> s#e#oa#
[12:05:18] <exec> <crutchy> toast
[12:05:29] <crutchy> hmm that was surprisingly easy
[12:05:35] <crutchy> test
[12:05:44] <crutchy> s<e<as<
[12:06:08] <crutchy> mkay there are apparently some characters that don't work :p
[12:06:44] <crutchy> test
[12:06:54] <crutchy> s.e.oa
[12:06:54] <exec> <crutchy> toast
[12:07:03] <crutchy> that just looks weird
[12:07:55] <crutchy> test
[12:08:07] <crutchy> s;e;oa
[12:08:07] <exec> <crutchy> toast
[12:08:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> s{foo}{bar} is also legal in perl, just to confuse people
[12:09:17] <crutchy> that would need a bigger change than just looping through an array of single characters till it works
[12:09:48] <crutchy> test\test
[12:09:55] <crutchy> s/\\/x/
[12:09:56] <exec> <crutchy> testxtest
[12:10:04] <crutchy> s/\//x/
[12:10:28] <crutchy> test\test
[12:10:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Website Aims to Publicly Shame Apps with Lax Security - http://sylnt.us - now-go-stand-in-the-corner!
[12:10:59] <crutchy> test/test
[12:11:07] <crutchy> s/\//x/
[12:11:15] <crutchy> test/test
[12:11:25] <crutchy> s#/#x#
[12:11:26] <exec> <crutchy> testxtest
[12:11:35] <crutchy> that's one way around it
[12:12:16] <crutchy> test/test
[12:12:32] <crutchy> s@/@x
[12:12:33] <exec> <crutchy> testxtest
[12:13:08] <crutchy> s%/%x%
[12:13:09] <exec> <crutchy> testxtest
[12:13:35] <crutchy> s\/\x\
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[12:28:02] <chromas> It's worse than I thought; roosters all over the area
[12:29:20] <chromas> Homeless cock: space some worms?
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[12:29:43] <chromas> s/ac/ar/
[12:29:44] <exec> <chromas> Homeless cock: spare some worms?
[12:30:55] <ar> chromas: ?
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[12:31:32] <chromas> ar: many a rooster wandering the neighborhood
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[12:43:51] <crutchy> LaminatorX++ nice cowsay artwork earlier :D
[12:43:51] <Bender> karma - laminatorx: 8
[12:45:19] <crutchy> test/test
[12:45:27] <crutchy> s/\//X/
[12:45:28] <exec> <crutchy> testXtest
[12:46:12] <crutchy> slightly newer and improveder exec sed: https://github.com
[12:46:20] <crutchy> still nothing on sedbot though :(
[12:46:40] <crutchy> only allowed / and # for now
[12:46:59] <crutchy> test\test
[12:47:06] <crutchy> s/\\/X/
[12:47:21] <LaminatorX> Thanks, crutchy. Nothing like lack of sleep to inspire goofiness.
[12:47:24] <crutchy> oh no i broke that one now.
[12:47:35] <crutchy> at least i know what the problem is now
[12:50:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i found the beastie. http://tinyurl.com
[12:50:12] <monopoly> ^ 03Amazon.com : ASUS N550JK-DB74T 15.6" Full-HD Touchscreen Quad Core i7 Laptop w/ Aluminum-Body, 16GB RAM & 256GB SSD :... ( http://www.amazon.com )
[12:51:38] <crutchy> test\test
[12:51:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ssd, losta ram, good processor, big enough screen, under the price point by a dollar
[12:51:41] <crutchy> s/\\/X/
[12:51:42] <exec> syntax: 8[nick[:|,|>|.] ]s/pattern/replace[/[g]]
[12:52:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> and plays nice with linux
[12:56:21] <chromas> Nice. I'll take one as well
[12:59:29] <crutchy> i'll take mine to go, with fries
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[13:01:04] <crutchy> fixed sed bug (i think?) but any regexp with \ in it as part of the pattern will bust cos i've escaped \ in the pattern
[13:02:23] <chromas> So that means no sedding uncs
[13:02:44] <crutchy> ah crap
[13:03:04] <chromas> \\box\pr0nz\
[13:06:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'not for me, specing out laptops for a school.
[13:06:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a damned sight better than my laptop
[13:10:24] <chromas> I'm sure they have room in the budget for just three more
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[13:13:07] <paulej72> ~weather
[13:13:12] <exec> weather for 10Princeton, NJ US at 8:49 am (EDT) ~ 24 mins ago: temp: 1021.1°C (70°F), dp: 1019.8°C (67.6°F), press: 101017.6 mb (0 mb/18 mins), humid: 1091%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 100°
[13:13:19] <paulej72> ~time
[13:13:19] <exec> syntax: ~time location
[13:13:19] <exec> time data courtesy of Google
[13:14:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, pj
[13:15:23] * TheMightyBuzzard gets his post-kernel-update reboot on
[13:15:30] <LaminatorX> ~time Millyway's
[13:15:31] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 21 August 2014, 1:15 pm
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[13:16:36] <prospectacle> When I'm trying to watch code and watch tv at the same time, it takes much longer to get in the zone, but it's a better zone once I'm in it.
[13:16:41] <prospectacle> What is your experience, people of soylent?
[13:16:57] <prospectacle> and by "watch code" i meant to say "code"
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[13:19:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram
[13:20:15] <crutchy> coffee++ mornin' Bytram :D
[13:20:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 647
[13:20:21] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:20:21] <Bender> karma - coffee: 648
[13:20:26] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: g'morning!
[13:20:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:20:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 649
[13:20:38] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[13:20:38] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 47
[13:20:44] <Bytram> just because.
[13:20:46] <Bytram> =)
[13:20:55] <crutchy> bacon++ poor bacon
[13:20:55] <Bender> karma - bacon: 248
[13:21:23] <crutchy> ~find-first bacon++
[13:21:46] <exec> first privmsg containing "bacon++" in #soylent: [2014-03-05 23:40:10] <stderr> bacon++
[13:21:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Adam Carolla's Patent Troll Case: Settlement (NDA); Must Pay For His Own Lawyers; No Precedent - http://sylnt.us - chickened-out
[13:22:44] <Bytram> got an early-morning puzzle for yous guys... every time I /join #editorial, HexChat beeps at me a couple times... rather annoying.
[13:23:08] <TK> prospectacle: I don't code (well, rarely), but I typically listen to music while making shop drawings
[13:23:19] <crutchy> your nick is in the topic
[13:23:24] <crutchy> twice
[13:23:26] <TK> Good way to drown out external distractions
[13:23:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> you prolly got some notifications
[13:23:52] <crutchy> once
[13:23:57] <crutchy> sry
[13:24:09] <Bytram> but, I don't see anything obvious that would make it beep. ideas?
[13:24:31] <Bytram> crutchy: who's nick is in the topic?
[13:24:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, yours
[13:25:02] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: well, I closed the channel, then did a /join #editorial and it beeps, twice, every time.
[13:25:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> well not really but it is in "Topic for #editorial set by Bytram!~pc@Soylent/Staff/Developer/martyb"
[13:25:39] <crutchy> hmm topic that i set in # doesn't beep me when i join
[13:25:58] <crutchy> do you have keywords set in your prefs?
[13:25:59] <Bytram> well, *now* it does. I changed just now to try and get rid of the beep.
[13:26:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> if that caused two beeps, that is your issue
[13:26:21] <chromas> Do you get dinged when the bot ops you?
[13:26:34] <Bytram> crutchy: not that I am aware of, but could well be.
[13:26:48] <prospectacle> bytram can you set a different sound file for each event type
[13:26:49] * Bytram just launches HexChat and tries to go with the flow
[13:27:10] <Bytram> prospectacle: hmmm, *that* sounds familiar...
[13:27:11] <crutchy> like unicode maybe?
[13:27:19] <prospectacle> hexchat doco seems to think so
[13:27:23] <Bytram> crutchy: nope... don't think I do that.
[13:27:28] <prospectacle> http://hexchat.readthedocs.org
[13:27:28] <monopoly> ^ 03Frequently Asked Questions — HexChat 2.10.0 documentation
[13:27:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> settings preferences sounds and settings preferences alerts
[13:27:59] <crutchy> can set sounds for dif events in xchat so i guess would be in hex too
[13:28:10] <Konomi> hexchat++
[13:28:10] <Bender> karma - hexchat: 1
[13:28:13] <Bytram> does anyone else here get beeped 9and if so, how many times) when they /join #editorial ??
[13:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hexchat++
[13:28:18] <Bender> karma - hexchat: 2
[13:28:25] <Konomi> even though I use irssi it's nice that someone took the awful mess that was xchat and cleaned it up
[13:28:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, nope
[13:28:42] <crutchy> nope here
[13:28:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, and continues to update it every 6mo or so
[13:29:37] <crutchy> xchat++ just to irk konomi ;p
[13:29:37] <Bender> karma - xchat: 3
[13:30:12] * Bytram just checked his HexChat: Preferences ... don't see anything obvious.
[13:31:08] <crutchy> mute your sound and try it, just in case the sound is coming from outer space
[13:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> should ideally be nothing at all in sounds
[13:31:48] <Bytram> chatting > alerts > make a beep sound on: [x] Private message
[13:31:52] <Konomi> Bytram: you on nix or windows?
[13:31:59] <Bytram> windows
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[13:32:20] <mechanicjay> Morning all
[13:32:30] <crutchy> mornin mechanicjay
[13:32:34] <Bytram> mechanicjay: g'morning!
[13:32:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[13:32:47] <prospectacle> hi mechanicjay
[13:32:48] <ciri> hi there prospectacle
[13:32:53] <crutchy> ~weather
[13:32:57] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 9:02 pm (EST) ~ 150 mins ago: temp: 107.9°C (46.2°F), dp: 107.8°C (46°F), press: 101031 mb (+0.4 mb/60 mins), humid: 1099%, wind: 104.8 km/h (3 mph) @ 1030°
[13:32:59] <Bytram> chatting > sound > sound playing method: (*) Automatic
[13:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[13:33:11] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 7:57 am (CDT) ~ 36 mins ago: temp: 1024°C (75.2°F), dp: 1023°C (73.4°F), press: 101016.6 mb (0 mb/18 mins), humid: 1094%, wind: 109.6 km/h (6 mph) @ 10160°
[13:33:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, thas fine
[13:33:22] <mechanicjay> ~weather mechanicjay
[13:33:22] <crutchy> tmb, just do ~weather
[13:33:24] <exec> weather for "mechanicjay" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[13:33:26] <Bytram> chatting > sound > ... all events are listed w/o any sound file.
[13:33:27] <chromas> Must be that time it the month
[13:33:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya?
[13:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[13:33:34] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 7:57 am (CDT) ~ 36 mins ago: temp: 1024°C (75.2°F), dp: 1023°C (73.4°F), press: 101016.6 mb (0 mb/18 mins), humid: 1094%, wind: 109.6 km/h (6 mph) @ 10160°
[13:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[13:33:39] <mechanicjay> ~weather
[13:33:41] <exec> weather for "mechanicjay" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[13:33:48] <crutchy> paulej72++ for the idea
[13:33:48] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 60
[13:33:51] <mechanicjay> This is sad, how do I fix that
[13:33:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy++
[13:33:55] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 92
[13:33:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72++
[13:33:59] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 61
[13:34:02] <crutchy> ~weather-add mechanicjay uranus
[13:34:03] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:34:04] <exec> code "mechanicjay" set for location "uranus"
[13:34:08] <exec> weather for 10Boston, MA US at 8:52 am (EDT) ~ 42 mins ago: temp: 1020°C (68°F), dp: 1016.2°C (61.2°F), press: 101019.6 mb (0 mb/18 mins), humid: 1078%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 10115°
[13:34:09] <crutchy> :p
[13:34:32] <crutchy> mechanicjay, can do ~weather-add again to overwrite
[13:34:36] <mechanicjay> ~weather-add mechanicjay Madison, NJ
[13:34:39] <exec> code "mechanicjay" set for location "Madison, NJ"
[13:34:44] <mechanicjay> ~weather
[13:34:49] <exec> weather for 10Morristown Municipal, NJ, United States at 8:46 am (EDT) ~ 48 mins ago: temp: 1022.3°C (72.1°F), dp: 1018°C (64.4°F), press: 101018.3 mb (-0.3 mb/6 mins), humid: 1076%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 100°
[13:35:10] <prospectacle> ~weather-add prospectacle atlantis
[13:35:12] <exec> code "prospectacle" set for location "atlantis"
[13:35:16] <mechanicjay> feels more humid to me
[13:35:20] <paulej72> crutchy: it should give back the standard usage message if no weather-add is found for the user
[13:35:41] <crutchy> nod
[13:36:09] -!- KonomiHexChat [KonomiHexChat!~Konomi@489-912-33-110.dyn.iinet.net.au] has joined #Soylent
[13:36:17] <paulej72> and you modify time the same way
[13:36:18] <KonomiHexChat> so someone highlight me ;p
[13:36:20] <crutchy> ~weather-add
[13:36:21] <exec> syntax: ~weather-add code location (code cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[13:36:26] <crutchy> crap
[13:36:29] <paulej72> KonomiHexChat:
[13:36:37] <prospectacle> what up konomihexchat
[13:36:48] <KonomiHexChat> no noise here either
[13:37:02] <paulej72> sounds like some kind of kink
[13:37:07] <Bytram> ~time UTC
[13:37:09] <exec> Thursday, 21 August 2014 @ 3:37 pm CEST - Soesterberg, The Netherlands
[13:37:14] <Bytram> :/
[13:37:24] <crutchy> ~time london
[13:37:25] <exec> Thursday, 21 August 2014 @ 2:37 pm BST - London, UK
[13:37:27] <paulej72> ~weather
[13:37:31] <exec> weather for 10Princeton, NJ US at 8:49 am (EDT) ~ 48 mins ago: temp: 1021.1°C (70°F), dp: 1019.8°C (67.6°F), press: 101017.6 mb (0 mb/18 mins), humid: 1091%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 100°
[13:37:34] <prospectacle> ~time prospectacle
[13:37:35] <crutchy> ~time gmt
[13:37:35] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 21 August 2014, 1:37 pm
[13:37:36] <exec> Thursday, 21 August 2014 @ 1:37 pm GMT - Greenwich Mean Time
[13:37:45] <prospectacle> ~time atlantis
[13:37:46] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 21 August 2014, 1:37 pm
[13:37:50] <KonomiHexChat> right someone again
[13:37:56] <paulej72> KonomiHexChat:
[13:38:01] <KonomiHexChat> how annoying ;p
[13:38:19] <KonomiHexChat> one more time >.<
[13:38:25] <paulej72> KonomiHexChat:
[13:38:35] <KonomiHexChat> seems broken for me too on linux
[13:38:38] <crutchy> mechanicjay, you can refine your weather location by choosing one of the stations in the list: http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[13:38:39] <monopoly> ^ 03Weather station Information ( http://weather.gladstonefamily.net )
[13:38:50] <paulej72> I guess hexchat needs a hex on it
[13:38:59] <prospectacle> ~hex hexchat
[13:39:13] <mechanicjay> crutchy: neat, thanks
[13:39:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> KonomiHexChat, probably has issues with automagically picking which sound playing method to use.
[13:39:27] <crutchy> obviously don't pick one with [no data] or [inactive]
[13:39:32] <KonomiHexChat> okay I got it to work
[13:39:37] <KonomiHexChat> Bytram, do the following
[13:39:52] <paulej72> KonomiHexChat:
[13:39:56] <KonomiHexChat> Prefs -> Alerts -> Make Beep Sound on
[13:40:03] <KonomiHexChat> Highlighted messages
[13:40:11] <KonomiHexChat> Prefs -> Sounds -> Beep
[13:40:14] <KonomiHexChat> set a sound file for it
[13:40:18] <KonomiHexChat> it isn't defined by default
[13:40:22] <KonomiHexChat> and I figured that would be the case
[13:40:31] -!- KonomiHexChat has quit [Client Quit]
[13:40:34] <mechanicjay> oh man, there is a station stupid close to my house -- but has [no data]
[13:40:45] <Konomi> and back to my terminal
[13:41:41] <TK> caffeine++
[13:41:42] <Bender> karma - caffeine: 14
[13:42:07] <TK> ~weather ORD
[13:42:07] <mechanicjay> mmm terminal
[13:42:11] <Bytram> Konomi: thanks for that... but I **AM** getting a beep, and I'd rather not get it in this one case. what am I missing?
[13:42:12] <exec> weather for 10Chicago, IL US at 7:48 am (CDT) ~ 54 mins ago: temp: 1021.7°C (71°F), dp: 1020.5°C (68.9°F), press: 101018 mb (+0.5 mb/18 mins), humid: 1092%, wind: 101.6 km/h (1 mph) @ 1092°
[13:42:26] <prospectacle> gyokuro++
[13:42:26] <Bender> karma - gyokuro: 1
[13:42:29] <Konomi> oh you want no beeps?
[13:42:32] <Bytram> if there's other places where I should get beeped, I want to keep that.
[13:42:32] <Konomi> just uncheck the option
[13:42:46] <prospectacle> Bytram do you get one now? what if I msg you.....
[13:42:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> terminals are nifty but i always have two terminal windows with at least four tabs each. makes finding the irc client quickly a pain.
[13:42:47] <Konomi> unselect highlighted messages
[13:43:11] <Bytram> yup. got a beep, and that's *good* -- I want to know when someone PMs me
[13:43:12] <Konomi> I have my irssi in my screen session ;3
[13:43:16] <Konomi> oh
[13:43:23] <Konomi> just check private messages ;p ?
[13:43:31] <paulej72> Bytram:
[13:43:34] <paulej72> Bytram:
[13:43:37] <paulej72> Bytram:
[13:43:39] <paulej72> Bytram:
[13:43:40] <Konomi> lol
[13:43:40] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[13:43:46] <Bytram> i's just when I fire up hexchat and it's joining my deffault channels, I get a double beep.
[13:43:48] <Konomi> shut up ciri you suck
[13:43:53] <Bytram> paulej72: hi, but no beeps.
[13:43:59] <Konomi> Bytram: that's probably because something says your nick name
[13:44:33] <prospectacle> bytram, check this out: http://hexchat.readthedocs.org and do ctrl+f beep
[13:44:34] <monopoly> ^ 03Settings — HexChat 2.10.0 documentation
[13:44:37] <prospectacle> there are several settings in the config file
[13:45:05] <Bytram> Konomi: sounds right, but I don't see it anywhere in the topic, and nothing comes up in the place where all my system channel msgs go.
[13:45:25] <Konomi> could be a notice etc
[13:45:33] <prospectacle> actually only four settings
[13:45:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, the notice of "topic set by bytram" would probably ding you
[13:46:06] <prospectacle> What are "channel messages"? as in "Toggle beep on channel messages."
[13:46:33] <Konomi> someone talks in a channel
[13:48:03] <prospectacle> hmm, probably not that one then
[13:51:12] <Bytram> hmmm, maybe it's part of this: "* SkyNet gives voice to Bytram" ??
[13:51:44] <Konomi> that's a mode shouldn't set it off
[13:51:51] <crutchy> ~rehash
[13:51:52] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (58 aliases)
[13:52:06] <crutchy> ~weather-del crutchy
[13:52:08] <exec> location "crutchy" deleted
[13:52:12] <crutchy> ~weather
[13:52:12] <exec> syntax: ~weather location
[13:52:13] <exec> weather data courtesy of the APRS Citizen Weather Observer Program (CWOP) @ http://weather.gladstonefamily.net
[13:52:21] <Bytram> Konomi: hmm, ok.
[13:52:32] <Bytram> can anyone else confirm?
[13:52:45] <crutchy> ~weather-add crutchy latrobe valley, victoria, australia
[13:52:47] <exec> code "crutchy" set for location "latrobe valley, victoria, australia"
[13:52:51] <crutchy> ~weather
[13:53:09] <Bytram> nvm
[13:53:12] <exec> process timed out: ~weather
[13:53:12] <Konomi> I'd have to code to check ;p
[13:53:18] <Konomi> like hook highlight and print message ;p
[13:53:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, you solved the email issue on live, yes? going to close that issue.
[13:53:22] <Bytram> I just closed/joined #dev and there was no beep.
[13:53:50] <paulej72> messages not going out. yes that one is solved.
[13:54:19] <paulej72> email braking utf8 no
[13:54:39] * Bytram is expecting phone call around now; may break off unexpectedly.
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[13:54:59] <paulej72> ring ring
[13:55:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. we'll figure it out eventually.
[13:58:41] <Bytram> btw, staff meeting minutes have been posted on the wiki at: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[13:58:42] <monopoly> ^ 04Wiki: 03Staff Meeting 21 August 2014: Log of staff meeting held on IRC in channel #Staff on 2014-08-21 from 01:06 to 02:52 UTC:
[13:59:34] <Bytram> it's just the raw log; haven't time to summarize.
[13:59:44] <Konomi> what you say can and will be saved in our logs forever
[14:07:40] <mechanicjay> ...to be used against in the court of public opinion?
[14:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:08:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 650
[14:08:25] <mechanicjay> coffee++
[14:08:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 651
[14:09:56] <Bytram> lol
[14:10:05] <TK> Reading about the solar plant that sets birds on fire; where's the video?
[14:10:25] <prospectacle> at what cost electricity
[14:10:45] <prospectacle> didn't thomas edison go around electrocuting dogs to show the dangers of Tesla's AC
[14:11:53] * Bytram just figured out how to block msgs from ciri
[14:12:30] <Bytram> well, ignore, is prolly the accurate term
[14:12:44] <mechanicjay> prospectacle: I thought it was an elephant
[14:14:43] <paulej72> /ignore cire
[14:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> who was it earlier monkeying with infinality? looks like the bloody thing got abandoned in 2013.
[14:21:27] -!- weeds [weeds!~4118a13c@cwz-29-45-637-17.columbus.res.rr.com] has joined #Soylent
[14:21:51] <weeds> Greetings
[14:21:59] <Bytram> weeds: hiya!
[14:22:10] <Bytram> might be interesting... http://phys.org
[14:22:11] <monopoly> ^ 03Color hologram uses plasmonic nanoparticles to store large amounts of information ( http://phys.org )
[14:22:30] <Bytram> and this: http://feedproxy.google.com
[14:22:31] <monopoly> ^ 03Notebook shipments actually rise for a change - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[14:22:45] <Bytram> thanks, monopoly!
[14:23:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, weeds
[14:24:03] * Bytram found the conf file for his hexchat... nothing interesting re: beeps. :/
[14:24:21] <Bytram> grep -i beep hexchat.conf
[14:24:22] <Bytram> input_beep_chans = 0
[14:24:22] <Bytram> input_beep_hilight = 0
[14:24:22] <Bytram> input_beep_priv = 1
[14:24:22] <Bytram> input_filter_beep = 0
[14:24:27] <Bytram> :/
[14:25:40] <Bytram> otoh, the sound_dir does not even exist (!?!) %HOME%\Application Data\HexChat\sounds
[14:28:06] <weeds> Has anyone had the time or inclination to look at the readership, membership and comment rates of late? I have a general feeling of stasis...
[14:28:24] <Bytram> !uid
[14:28:24] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4646, owned by erich
[14:29:39] <weeds> I don't think the mighty Bender can give us a trend, say by month can he?
[14:31:12] * Bytram If I had the right privs against production, I could give you an idea wrt: UID, Nick, and Join_date/time
[14:31:56] <weeds> It might be interesting to see how things have run say over the last 6 months. If you are interested...
[14:34:16] <weeds> Max uid by month would be enough
[14:37:50] <mechanicjay> I'm not sure I like the new quote style, where the quote highlight trails off into oblivion by the time you reach the right hand margin.
[14:37:58] <prospectacle> hmm, it occurs to me all the comments have dates shown on the site. So I guess you could scrap all the comments, put them in a db and run a couple queries
[14:38:16] <prospectacle> probably a lot of trouble though when you can just wait and ask someone with db access
[14:38:51] <mechanicjay> I did that a while ago, produced a report of story, views, comments
[14:39:04] <prospectacle> cool
[14:39:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> weeds, last i heard from NCommander we were pretty stagnant growth-wise
[14:39:46] <prospectacle> can you just run it on the latest version of the front-page to get an updated report, or would you have to load all the pages in individually?
[14:40:04] <mechanicjay> I did a direct database query -- the last one I ran was in April.
[14:40:15] <mechanicjay> http://archives.smbfc.net
[14:40:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> would be interesting to see if the 14.08 release gave us a bump though
[14:40:44] <prospectacle> Seems pretty stagnant, but I mean, you gotta start somewhere. The organisation, such as it is, still barely exists. Most overnight-success websites take two years to become widely known and used
[14:40:56] <prospectacle> I have a lot of confidence in this site, but it will take some time
[14:41:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> prospectacle, ya, it's not a matter for immediate concern
[14:41:17] <Bytram> ^^
[14:41:49] <mechanicjay> we're still getting new folks, albeit slowly, and discussions seems pretty good on most stories
[14:42:03] <Bytram> yuppers on that
[14:42:25] <Bytram> from the admin panel, it looks like page views and comments are holding about steady.
[14:42:28] <paulej72> and it is summer and everyone is on vaca
[14:42:35] <mechanicjay> The quality of the commentary is still very high, and we've seen when we have a hot or controversial topic, the story gets very heavily trafficed and commented.
[14:42:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> if we're running 1/10 /.'s comments with 1/10000 their readership, i'm tickled pink.
[14:43:15] * Bytram could D/L all the admin pages, but the counts run from most-recent==1 to very_first_story==(story_count);
[14:43:21] <Bytram> if they were the other way around...
[14:43:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> means our commenters are literally a thousand times better than theirs
[14:44:41] <Bytram> atm. we have 40 + 2792 stories (wi 5 stories waiting to go 'live')
[14:44:45] <Bytram> s/wi/with/
[14:44:46] <exec> <Bytram> atm. we have 40 + 2792 stories (with 5 stories waiting to go 'live')
[14:45:25] <prospectacle> oh yeah, each one of us has the power of a thousand slashdot commenters
[14:45:30] <prospectacle> we're like superheroes
[14:45:35] <mechanicjay> as of April, we were seeing comments vs views at about 2-4%
[14:50:28] * Bytram remembers seeing NCommander bring up a chart of our usage on some web-tracking-usage-site... alexa?
[14:50:37] <prospectacle> oh yeah
[14:50:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jet Engine Parts 3D Printed With Electron Gun - http://sylnt.us - pew,-pew,-pew!
[14:51:03] <prospectacle> http://www.alexa.com
[14:51:05] <monopoly> ^ 03soylentnews.org Site Overview
[14:51:26] <prospectacle> once we crack 100,000, we'll get historical data
[14:51:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> alexa isn't going to do a very good job on us. most of our readers would no way in hell consent to being tracked by them.
[14:51:32] <prospectacle> currently at 133 and change
[14:52:05] <Bytram> units
[14:52:06] <Bytram> ?
[14:52:18] <prospectacle> sorry, ranking
[14:52:30] <prospectacle> once we're in the top 100k sites, they'll keep historical data on us
[14:52:34] <prospectacle> so, pick up the pace everybody
[14:52:39] * prospectacle hits refresh a few times to see if that helps
[14:53:10] <Bytram> hh? we're at 133 -- or is that 133K ?
[14:53:34] <prospectacle> we're 133,078 of all websites
[14:53:36] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: nod nod
[14:53:51] <Bytram> prospectacle: thanks! not too shabby!
[14:54:17] <prospectacle> slashdot is 1,737. i say we overtake them. All in favour?
[14:54:49] <mrcoolbp> Aye!
[14:55:03] * Bytram is just waiting for them to shoot themselves in the foot w/ beta; we need to be ready for the crush when it happens
[14:55:08] <prospectacle> then its settled
[14:55:18] <prospectacle> I haven't had beta forced on me for ages at /.
[14:55:19] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: g'day!
[14:55:31] <prospectacle> mayhave they gave up
[14:55:57] <mrcoolbp> G'day
[14:55:58] <ciri> hello, whats up mrcoolbp
[14:56:08] <mrcoolbp> not much ciri, you?
[14:56:24] <Bytram> I suspect it's just temporarily suspended... can't imagine that, after all that time and $$, they'd let it completely slide.
[14:56:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin mrcoolbp
[14:57:08] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: btw, I just remembered that we're supposed to be doing some 'anti' stuff wrt endorsements(?)
[14:57:20] <prospectacle> bytram, yeah it's curious. But at some point how much good money do you throw after bad
[14:57:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[14:57:25] <prospectacle> probably they're just retooling it
[14:57:27] <mrcoolbp> Mornin' TheMightyBuzzard
[14:58:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, prolly best to wait until juggs and mrcoolbp are both handy so we can just swarm it and steal points from each other without having to worry about pro/con only
[14:58:25] <mrcoolbp> coffee++ first
[14:58:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 652
[14:58:50] <prospectacle> welcome mrcoolbp. it must be late in my world if you're getting up.
[14:58:54] * prospectacle looks at clock
[14:58:55] <prospectacle> yep
[14:59:30] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah... I've got some things to attend to shortly; maybe around 4.5-5 hours from now I'll have some free time.
[14:59:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds fine by me
[14:59:59] <Bytram> great!
[15:00:09] <Bytram> hmm, this might be interesting: http://www.itworld.com
[15:00:13] <mrcoolbp> Bytram: around 3:30?
[15:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> er actually i may have to make it tomorrow. laptop purchase consult in person around then-ish
[15:00:55] <Bytram> well, I can do no earlier than that... later could work.
[15:01:06] <mrcoolbp> nod
[15:01:15] * Bytram plans to be around for the Board Meeting redux
[15:02:05] <prospectacle> Bytram looks promising. I'm looking forward to the future of the internet and mobile devices. They're pretty sweet after a very short time.
[15:02:34] <prospectacle> If tech were no obstacle, how would you wear/carry your computer? I think pocket rectangles are a pretty good model, although if thinner and more flexible you could strap them to your wrist when you want to watch something and keep your hands free
[15:03:03] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: nicely done!!
[15:03:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to have a look at why we can't have quote marks in submission titles
[15:03:23] <Bytram> (your incorp/oversight mgmt thing)
[15:03:42] <mechanicjay> Okay, updated spreadsheet, showing stories, comments and views, and story date:
[15:03:47] <mechanicjay> http://archives.smbfc.net
[15:03:47] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: what kinda quotes? &apos; &ldquo; or ' or "
[15:03:59] <mrcoolbp> what'd I do
[15:04:04] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: that fix is a canidate for a “point” release
[15:04:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> proper quotes. entities likely work fine.
[15:04:27] <mrcoolbp> Bytram: NCommander wrote that thing
[15:04:40] <Bytram> so like this: FooCorp says "We're Growing!"
[15:04:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, nod nod. jam some other minor stuff you'd like to see live then and we can get it included.
[15:04:49] <Bytram> what would happen to it, now?
[15:05:32] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: paulej72: the more I think about it, I *like* the idea of the next release being strictly UI-type changes -- nothing major.
[15:05:38] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: can we make 2 changes to the submission process? Story "Subject" -> "Title" , and let them add in a "Dept." as well
[15:05:46] <prospectacle> mechanicjay, you are awesome
[15:05:48] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I don’t mind doing deploys when we do not have to monkey with the db and do other backend changes
[15:05:58] <prospectacle> mechanicjay++
[15:05:58] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 0
[15:06:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[15:06:03] <Bytram> that may, when/if there's problems with the backend/moderations/whatever big changes, it'll be easier to isolate and/or track down.
[15:06:14] <prospectacle> that won't do
[15:06:16] <prospectacle> mechanicjay++
[15:06:16] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 1
[15:06:17] <Bytram> s/ma/wa/
[15:06:18] <exec> <Bytram> that way, when/if there's problems with the backend/moderations/whatever big changes, it'll be easier to isolate and/or track down.
[15:06:32] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: that is a backend change more than likely, so I can be scheduled for 14.10
[15:06:45] <mechanicjay> :) thanks. Some one must have been pissed at me if I was at -1
[15:06:46] <mrcoolbp> need me to make an "issue" paulej72?
[15:07:03] <paulej72> yes would be appreciated
[15:07:15] <Bytram> whichever comes first is not so important; just that we keep front-end (user-visible) changes separate and distinct from back-end (non-user-visible) changes
[15:07:25] <Bytram> mechanicjay++
[15:07:25] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 2
[15:07:25] <Bytram> mechanicjay++
[15:07:25] <Bytram> mechanicjay++
[15:07:25] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 3
[15:07:25] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 4
[15:07:28] <Bytram> =)
[15:08:45] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: will do
[15:08:52] <paulej72> mechanicjay++—++—++
[15:09:53] <mrcoolbp> mechanicjay: my copy of OpenOffice is not happy with my tryingto make a graph with 3K data points =)
[15:09:58] <Bytram> !uid
[15:09:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4646, owned by erich
[15:10:22] <mechanicjay> I'm working on it too...chug chug chug
[15:10:36] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, I'll make a daily total
[15:11:54] <mrcoolbp> oh, actually I used all three coloumns, so it's nearly 9K datapoints
[15:12:17] <mechanicjay> I did a 5 story average on hits and comments, to help smooth the data out
[15:14:06] <mechanicjay> http://archives.smbfc.net
[15:14:29] <Bytram> mechanicjay: any chance you can make data available as a .csv file?
[15:14:37] <Bytram> s/data/raw data/
[15:14:38] <exec> <Bytram> mechanicjay: any chance you can make raw data available as a .csv file?
[15:14:50] <mechanicjay> uh...sure, hang on a sec
[15:15:00] <Bytram> mechanicjay++ yay!
[15:15:00] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 5
[15:15:05] <mechanicjay> I'll include the 5 story average columns as well, if that's okay
[15:15:11] <Bytram> nod nod
[15:15:49] <Bytram> ideally, first record would have column titles. /me dreams
[15:16:44] <mechanicjay> These are actually going to be tab delimited
[15:16:52] <Bytram> np!
[15:18:00] * Bytram picks nits... the png has time going backwards on the x-axis?
[15:18:15] <mechanicjay> oh!
[15:18:40] <mechanicjay> that embarssing and...erm...huh
[15:19:00] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: btw, as much as I appreciate your comment at the staff meeting that I can break anything, truth is I just report where things are broken. =)
[15:19:14] <mechanicjay> Bytram: http://archives.smbfc.net
[15:19:26] <Bytram> mechanicjay: merci!
[15:19:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. we should get more folks on staff who just like to break things.
[15:20:37] <weeds> mechanicjay: thanks for the plot! pretty flat,but that's not so bad. It takes time.
[15:20:50] <paulej72> from that graph, find NCommander’s meta articles
[15:20:55] <Bytram> I'll take flat over monotonically decreasing!
[15:21:38] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[15:21:39] <mechanicjay> bah, updated chart coming, but my screen cap util decided to blowup on my
[15:22:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like you can use quotes in a submission subject but they get stripped in the edit box for preview
[15:22:36] <paulej72> probably not a new bug then TheMightyBuzzard
[15:23:41] <mechanicjay> okay, hit the chart link again, this time with the x axis going the correct way -- and we are remarkably flat and stable
[15:24:25] <mechanicjay> FYI, I love doing this stuff, so if there are any reports or trends we think would be useful, let me know, I'm happy to write SQL and produce pretty pictures from the results.
[15:24:41] <Bytram> mechanicjay++
[15:24:42] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 6
[15:25:31] <Bytram> mechanicjay: for completeness' sake, it would be nice to have the story URL in the .CSV file. =)
[15:25:48] <Bytram> date, time, "URL", "title", etc.
[15:25:54] <paulej72> we should do a daily average
[15:25:58] <weeds> mechanicjay++
[15:25:58] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 7
[15:26:23] <mrcoolbp> I second the daily average
[15:26:33] <mrcoolbp> would be easier to play with the data
[15:26:43] * mrcoolbp is having trouble with 3k datapoints still
[15:27:04] <paulej72> mrcoolbp needs more memory.
[15:27:06] <prospectacle> http://imgur.com
[15:27:07] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[15:27:14] <Bytram> we currently present the users with each story's comment count... how hard would it be to include, say, Loggedin-User-View counts for each story?
[15:27:17] <mechanicjay> mrcoolbp: what are you running? My LibreOffice 4.1.6.2 handled it pretty well.
[15:27:18] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: nah, just logistcally now
[15:27:21] * Bytram likes the acronym
[15:27:44] <Bytram> Show me the LUV!
[15:27:47] <mechanicjay> Bytram: I'm not sure that data exists
[15:28:05] <Bytram> I see a view count column on the story admin page
[15:28:12] <prospectacle> wtf, I thought to myself, but sure enough on 24th feb there was an article titled "Silent Circle Blackphone - Out in June for $630 US" with 1386 comments according to mechanicjay's spreadsheet
[15:28:23] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle
[15:28:29] <mrcoolbp> it was a spammer
[15:29:09] <prospectacle> I see
[15:29:11] <weeds> 3127 comments on one story holy @#$%
[15:29:18] <mrcoolbp> same
[15:29:19] <paulej72> prospectacle: there is some bad data in one of our artilces couple thousand spam posts. you should ememinate thoes records
[15:29:25] <mrcoolbp> ^^6
[15:29:44] <prospectacle> ok I'll run again filtering out anything > 300, and replacing it with the average
[15:30:03] <Bytram> mechanicjay: from what I understand, the 'Hits' column (I mis-remembered the title) is the actual count of views by logged-in users, plus a finagling factor to account for ACs
[15:30:07] <weeds> 336 looks like a legit number
[15:30:14] <paulej72> I really need to purge thoes posts
[15:30:21] <mechanicjay> I'm looking at the hits table now to see what's there.
[15:30:32] <Bytram> ugh. look at the time!
[15:30:51] * Bytram needs to get ready for the day; afk for now; will check in before I leave
[15:30:51] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle suggest > 500
[15:30:56] <paulej72> yes I need to lunch
[15:31:00] <paulej72> bbl
[15:31:00] <ciri> ok see yea later paulej72
[15:31:04] <mrcoolbp> lol
[15:31:05] <ciri> hahaha
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[15:31:21] <Bytram|afk> mechanicjay++
[15:31:22] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 8
[15:31:25] <Bytram|afk> prospectacle++
[15:31:25] <Bender> karma - prospectacle: 15
[15:31:27] <Bytram|afk> paulej72++
[15:31:27] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 62
[15:31:31] <Bytram|afk> TheMightyBuzzard++
[15:31:31] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 48
[15:31:34] <Bytram|afk> mrcoolbp++
[15:31:34] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 25
[15:31:40] <Bytram|afk> and...
[15:31:42] <Bytram|afk> coffee++
[15:31:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 653
[15:31:44] <Bytram|afk> =)
[15:31:52] <Bytram|afk> back in a bit
[15:32:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh bloody hell
[15:32:25] <mechanicjay> Bytram|afk: the data as in the database show me hits and commentcount. There is no further breakdown of that data on the stories table
[15:32:27] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, looks like name vote had 336, next one was over a thousand, which I'm guessing is not real. Interesting. I'll go with 400
[15:32:50] <mrcoolbp> sounds right sir
[15:33:45] <weeds> agreed
[15:33:48] <mrcoolbp> mechanicjay: you know the admin interface can make (albeit ugly) graphs too right?
[15:34:00] <mechanicjay> mrcoolbp: I have no access to the admin interface
[15:34:06] <mrcoolbp> = (
[15:34:12] <prospectacle> that's more like it
[15:34:13] <prospectacle> http://imgur.com
[15:34:13] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[15:35:30] <mrcoolbp> despite the slight downward trend from after the initial excitement, it's actually pretty steady prospectacle
[15:35:52] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: can you do the same for hits?
[15:36:33] <weeds> is that a weekly cycle hidden in there?
[15:36:36] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, does perl have the equivalent of php's gd?
[15:36:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's gd do?
[15:36:55] <mrcoolbp> ^^^
[15:37:09] <mrcoolbp> weeds: yes, definitely
[15:37:14] <mrcoolbp> weekends drop off every time
[15:37:17] <crutchy> creates images
[15:37:21] <prospectacle> mrcoolbp, sure, one second doing a final version for the comments, with rolling average...
[15:37:45] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: the admin interface creates graphs so I beleive so yes
[15:37:55] <prospectacle> http://imgur.com
[15:37:55] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[15:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, http://search.cpan.org
[15:38:59] <mrcoolbp> would be interesting to see "logged in users/time" but I'm not sure we have that data
[15:39:11] <weeds> seasonal with a downward trend?
[15:39:21] <crutchy> ah cool that looks basically the same in perl as php :D
[15:40:13] <weeds> prospectacle: Thanks for taking a look and providing the data.
[15:40:27] <crutchy> except php is functional. none of this oop shit :p
[15:40:38] <crutchy> ^gd
[15:41:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you can generally use either oop or functional for any given perl module
[15:41:29] <crutchy> nah just kidding. either way is fine :D
[15:43:53] <prospectacle> Hit's a day: http://imgur.com
[15:43:53] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[15:44:00] <prospectacle> s/Hit's/Hits/
[15:44:00] <exec> <prospectacle> Hits a day: http://imgur.com
[15:44:02] <crutchy> prospectacle, rolling avg is good. the blue line is too noisy and is basically useless anyway
[15:44:29] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: nice, looks even steadier then comments
[15:44:39] <mrcoolbp> again, initial excitement aside
[15:44:40] <crutchy> hmm blue one is less noisy in that last one
[15:44:50] <prospectacle> I guess most people, like me, check the site roughly the same amount each day, but only comment if they feel like it
[15:46:27] <crutchy> i'm mostly a soylent irc troll. sometimes i'll open the site for something (or use a scripty)
[15:46:32] <mechanicjay> updates csv, now with URLS!:
[15:46:36] <mechanicjay> http://archives.smbfc.net
[15:46:40] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: somethign we've been meaning to do is use data like this to pinpoint the types of stories that receive more comments. Of course some "sciency" and announcement articles are inherently going to have a lower count, but a method to extrapolate the stories with higher counts, and then somehow identify a trend of what type of articles they are would be awesome
[15:47:03] <crutchy> controversy is king
[15:47:07] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[15:48:15] <crutchy> and the odd ask SN that enables showing off :p
[15:48:38] <crutchy> nerdy ask SN
[15:48:48] <Bytram|afk> mechanicjay: retrieving...
[15:50:14] <Bytram|afk> got 'em
[15:50:46] <Bytram|afk> any idea why there's about 20 storiesw with date3/time == 00?
[15:51:28] * Bytram|afk guesses those were deleted sotries
[15:51:30] <mechanicjay> mrcoolbp: we have some data involving uids and access times in the accesslog, but the data will take some studying to see if I can anything useful with it
[15:51:33] <Bytram|afk> s/sot/sto/
[15:51:33] <exec> <Bytram|afk> guesses those were deleted stories
[15:51:39] <Bytram|afk> ok. gtg.
[15:51:46] <mrcoolbp> later
[15:51:47] <Bytram|afk> thanks everyone! cya all later!
[15:51:51] <mechanicjay> later!
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[15:52:09] <Bytram|away> mechanicjay++ =)
[15:52:09] <Bender> karma - mechanicjay: 9
[15:52:12] <mrcoolbp> mechanicjay: no big deal, if ya get to it
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[15:52:35] <prospectacle> top stories:
[15:52:39] <prospectacle> Title Comments Hits Date Call for Suggestions for Site Name Vote 336 39518 2014-04-09 A Pressing Question: Why Did You Lurk? 279 10930 2014-04-02 Interview: Ask SoylentNews Staff Anything 241 14045
[15:52:41] <prospectacle> oops
[15:54:18] <prospectacle> top stories: http://imgur.com
[15:54:19] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[15:54:22] <mrcoolbp> prospectacle: for my above inquiry, probably need to filter out "meta" articles
[15:54:37] <prospectacle> or just have lots more of them, lol
[15:55:15] <prospectacle> ok I'll do top 20, as 9 of the top 10 are meta
[15:55:55] <mrcoolbp> not until we have the nexuses working, for which we are waiting on SSL wildcard certs, for which we are waiting on a business hangup hopefully we can get a solution for today
[15:56:17] <prospectacle> hmm, still mostly meta
[15:56:29] <prospectacle> I think poeple like talking about what they want the site to be and do
[15:57:31] <mrcoolbp> and we love to hear it
[15:57:47] <prospectacle> top 20 http://imgur.com
[15:57:48] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[15:58:32] <prospectacle> that and firefox
[15:58:40] <prospectacle> lol
[15:58:40] <ciri> rofl
[15:59:29] <prospectacle> There were some loud complaints about how many meta articles there were, but clearly they were a vocal minority, most people prefer it
[15:59:52] <mrcoolbp> that, or they make them angry enough to comment that they hate them = )
[16:00:38] <prospectacle> yes, true, we'd need to establish what percentage of meta article comments are poeple saying stop it
[16:01:07] <prospectacle> I'm guessing pretty low, though, certainly not enough to explain the difference
[16:01:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - No, Munich Isn't About To Ditch Free Software and Move Back to Windows - http://sylnt.us - fans-can-dream
[16:02:05] <LaminatorX> Here's the thing. We mostly don't talk out our asses around here. A lot of the sciency articles and similar get a lot of reads, but not a lot of comments because only a few of us have something worthwhile to say about it.
[16:02:23] <LaminatorX> Political articles get a lot more commentary because everyone has an opinion.
[16:02:40] <prospectacle> LaminatorX, that's a good point. Give me one minute....
[16:02:55] <LaminatorX> Articles about the site itself get the most because everyone has not only an opinion, but a personal investment in the site.
[16:05:13] <prospectacle> Top 20 stories by hits instead of comments: http://imgur.com
[16:05:13] <monopoly> ^ 03imgur: the simple image sharer
[16:05:49] <prospectacle> Still mostly meta, but not by as big a margin.
[16:06:59] <crutchy> make a tfa about these dotty plotty things :p
[16:07:01] <prospectacle> I think it's fitting. If we consider countries that are supposedly run by their citizens, we see that people love to complain/advise/educate about political issues. They have an opinion on almost every political issue, and a strong one.
[16:07:16] <prospectacle> how long to imgur uploads live?
[16:07:16] <ciri> not sure
[16:07:27] <prospectacle> how long is a piece of string, ciri?
[16:07:27] <ciri> don't ask me!
[16:07:33] <prospectacle> lol
[16:08:19] <crutchy> a: however long you cut it
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[16:09:16] <prospectacle> Based on the top stories tables, I conclude the audience here care about two things above all else: 1) Open/free software, 2) This site and its future. Not in that order, though
[16:10:35] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: we need to update "Site News" box, you wanna handle?
[16:10:47] <prospectacle> damn crutchy it's late. You working tomorrow?
[16:11:27] <prospectacle> I suppose I should rest at some point
[16:11:43] <mrcoolbp> sleep++
[16:11:43] <Bender> karma - sleep: 2
[16:12:21] <prospectacle> Actually I should revise that earlier statement. (1) is free/open stuff. Because 3d printers and DRM get a lot of interest too, not just firefox/linux/etc
[16:12:40] <prospectacle> dunno what you call that broader category. Digital freeom or some crap like that
[16:13:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> rar!
[16:17:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> victory is mine! two issues in three lines of code!
[16:17:43] <prospectacle> TheMightyBuzzard++
[16:17:43] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 49
[16:19:02] <prospectacle> ok sleep for me
[16:19:08] <prospectacle> bye everyone
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[16:51:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, quotes in submission subject fixed. also took care of changing Subject to Title as requested while I was at it.
[16:51:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you want to leave it till this evening, I may have a few more fixes to go in.
[17:05:22] <Lagg> I like how well editors are preserving submitter remarks
[17:05:31] <Lagg> I missed that about slashdot.
[17:06:10] <Lagg> At some point they started rewriting them and basically cleansing them of submitter opinion or tone. Which is stupid becuase they're inherently opinionated and trying to be clinical about it on such a site is just... Stupid.
[17:07:25] <Lagg> I mean they screw up sometimes but it's usually in an amusing way. Like when I sent in the Gabe Newell reddit post the editor changed a line like "overreacting as reddit users are wont to do" into "overreacting as reddit users do" which implied that they always do that. I guess it's appropriate enough though.
[17:10:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha
[17:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hey, Lagg, we're likely doing a point release today if you have anything you'd like to go in.
[17:15:51] <Lagg> Nope, nothing at the moment. Been occupied with job stuff
[17:16:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[17:17:25] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard++ nice on the 2 birds 3 lines of code
[17:17:25] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 50
[17:17:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias. i love it when things work out that nicely.
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[17:19:19] <mrcoolbp> LaminatorX we should try to start scheduling next meeting at the current one, hopefully avoid all the problems we've had with lack of notice
[17:19:47] * mrcoolbp feels terrible how some of that has been handled
[17:19:48] <LaminatorX> That sounds wise.
[17:20:42] <LaminatorX> It would be good to do once a month, I think. More if something needs immediate attention.
[17:29:11] <mrcoolbp> sounds sane enough.
[17:31:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UPS Says 51 Stores Infected with Credit Card Stealing Malware - http://sylnt.us - data-breaches,-faster-than-the-speed-of-business
[17:35:29] <arti> http://www.themoscowtimes.com
[17:35:31] <monopoly> ^ 03Russia Wants Bulgarians to Stop Vandalizing Soviet Monuments | News | The Moscow Times
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[18:09:32] <TK> Are y'all fiddling with the servers?
[18:09:50] <TK> Getting 503 when trying to log in
[18:10:06] <mechanicjay> yeah me too -- I'm going to look into it
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[18:16:10] <Blackmoore> I'm getting the main page - but it logged me out.
[18:16:18] <mechanicjay> Yeah, working onit
[18:16:47] <Blackmoore> just saying that at least the failover is working
[18:21:14] <mrcoolbp> TK: try again, should be all set
[18:21:33] * mrcoolbp goes to get lunch BBL
[18:21:55] <TK> yey
[18:30:08] <swiss> i can now legally ride 2 wheeled vehicles
[18:30:09] <swiss> woot
[18:35:47] <TK> Congrats. What are you going to do with the old training wheels?
[18:51:42] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: tonight will be good for me. I have a few fixes I want to put in.
[18:52:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> nifty. i'm currently looking at putting the article up top of the reply to article page so you don't have to have two tabs open.
[18:55:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i kinda suck the ass at templates though.
[19:01:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's Coal Consumption Dropped for the First Time this Century - http://sylnt.us - kittens-are-a-more-robust-fuel
[19:13:10] <chromas> Bender: s/kitt/childr/
[19:13:11] <exec> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's Coal Consumption Dropped for the First Time this Century - http://sylnt.us - childrens-are-a-more-robust-fuel
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[19:24:42] <Blackmoore> Bender: s/Coal/Kitten
[19:24:43] <exec> <Blackmoore> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's Kitten Consumption Dropped for the First Time this Century - http://sylnt.us - kittens-are-a-more-robust-fuel
[19:29:47] <Subsentient> Bender: s/Coal Consumption/Gerbil Invasions/
[19:29:48] <exec> <Subsentient> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China's Gerbil Invasions Dropped for the First Time this Century - http://sylnt.us - kittens-are-a-more-robust-fuel
[19:31:08] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: it was I who was fingering infinality because it used to be the hep cure for blurry fonts (which I didn't have back then)
[19:31:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, nod nod
[19:32:09] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[19:32:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 654
[19:34:15] <chromas> Archlinux++
[19:34:15] <Bender> karma - archlinux: 18
[19:34:28] <chromas> Ooh, she's 18
[19:34:50] <chromas> (or 17 in my state)
[19:41:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[19:41:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 655
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[20:27:29] <crutchy> o.0
[20:32:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Journalists Arrested Covering Ferguson Protests - http://sylnt.us - tasers-are-so-2007
[20:32:16] * arti o.o
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[20:34:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> morning, crutchy
[20:34:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time crutchy
[20:34:29] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 21 August 2014, 8:34 pm
[20:37:38] <crutchy> i'm lost in space
[20:37:47] <crutchy> ~weather
[20:37:50] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-08-21 19:00:00 (UTC) ~ 96 mins ago: temp: 107.6°C (45.7°F), dp: 107.6°C (45.7°F), press: 101030.6 mb (+0.6 mb/120 mins), humid: 10100%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 100°
[20:38:12] <crutchy> dammit
[20:38:23] <crutchy> time lib borked :/
[20:38:38] <crutchy> wonder if google changed something
[20:39:00] <arti> google never changes anything
[20:39:11] <arti> i'm still using v1 of their search
[20:39:25] <crutchy> ooh?
[20:40:14] <crutchy> so i can't secretly get away with that excuse then
[20:40:48] <crutchy> ~location crutchy
[20:40:48] <exec> *** location "crutchy" = "latrobe valley, victoria, australia"
[20:40:50] <arti> your hunch most likely has merit
[20:41:05] <arti> ~lactation skeletor
[20:42:12] <crutchy> ~weather
[20:42:15] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-08-21 20:00:00 (UTC) ~ 42 mins ago: temp: 106.9°C (44.4°F), dp: 106.9°C (44.4°F), press: 101030.9 mb (+0.3 mb/60 mins), humid: 10100%, wind: 104.8 km/h (3 mph) @ 10130°
[20:42:35] <arti> chilly
[20:42:47] <crutchy> heh. just fixed a bug in weather lib. fiik how it was working before :p
[20:43:25] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[20:43:29] <exec> weather for 10Boston, MA US at 2014-08-21 20:26:00 (UTC) ~ 18 mins ago: temp: 1022.2°C (72°F), dp: 1018.2°C (64.8°F), press: 101018.1 mb (0 mb/18 mins), humid: 1077%, wind: 104.8 km/h (3 mph) @ 10134°
[20:45:31] <crutchy> ~weather
[20:45:35] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 2014-08-21 20:00:00 (UTC) ~ 48 mins ago: temp: 106.9°C (44.4°F), dp: 106.9°C (44.4°F), press: 101030.9 mb (+0.3 mb/60 mins), humid: 10100%, wind: 104.8 km/h (3 mph) @ 10130°
[20:45:41] <crutchy> fk
[20:46:05] <arti> we need kelvin too
[20:46:25] <crutchy> and reverse cowgirl
[20:46:36] <Bytram> lrigwoc?
[20:47:04] <arti> like really illuminated green witches orange coat
[20:47:10] <crutchy> yes. that must be a klingon unit for temperature
[20:48:04] <arti> klingon units are Klarr'ar (for measurements of people) and B'trakath for ships
[20:49:48] * Bytram has learned it is best to never argue with a klingon, and a slight mispronounciation or typo could be deadly
[20:49:53] <crutchy> what about unit of measure for sexual performance?
[20:50:54] <arti> Ugl'tar
[20:51:05] <arti> think kurigs but for fluid
[20:51:17] <arti> keurigs
[20:51:18] <Lagg> 1 night with lagg (NwL) pero 30 orgasms
[20:51:23] <Lagg> *per
[20:51:27] <arti> PARA
[20:51:55] <chromas> NwL sounds like a rap group
[20:52:09] <crutchy> or a boy band :p
[20:52:24] <arti> the same thing.
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[20:52:30] <chromas> rappers from the arctic
[20:52:32] <arti> all hail brylarke
[20:52:35] <chromas> Niggers with Latitude
[20:52:39] <crutchy> ~time crutchy
[20:52:40] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 21 August 2014, 8:52 pm
[20:52:46] <chromas> oops, gas
[20:52:52] <Lagg> I thought it sounded kind of like the name of this week's pro wrestling company that was pulled out of someone's ass. Guess that says something about our respective manliness
[20:52:56] <crutchy> 2014-08-22 07:52:40 > *** TIME: delim1 not found
[20:53:01] <crutchy> :/
[20:53:06] <Lagg> \_(⌐■_■)_/
[20:53:15] <arti> one thing that's real about wrestling, the pain
[20:53:40] <chromas> painkillers++
[20:53:40] <Bender> karma - painkillers: 1
[20:53:42] <Lagg> Well as I said arti, if you had that many things pulled out of your ass on a weekly basis you'd be hurting too
[20:53:46] <crutchy> arti, i think your hunch about my hunch might be right
[20:54:17] <crutchy> google broke time!
[20:54:23] <Lagg> Now I feel all uncomfortable again like I did when I realized I knew what an efed was
[20:54:34] <Lagg> This channel is bad for me.
[20:54:35] <arti> is that an electronic fed?
[20:54:44] <crutchy> ~define efed
[20:54:45] <arti> EF BEE EYE
[20:54:45] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3efed: Technically, an "electronic federation". A online community of roleplayers who write competitive role plays based on professional wrestling matches. These RPs are then judged, and the partic...
[20:54:56] <arti> whoa
[20:55:02] * Lagg cringe
[20:55:06] <arti> crutchy, we should make some wrestling bots
[20:55:14] <Lagg> No please
[20:55:18] <crutchy> cool
[20:55:30] <arti> and to get them to stop you have to do a !tapout
[20:55:41] <crutchy> would it be like a text version of bot phone sex?
[20:56:05] <arti> the trick to that is to ask the player about their preferences in a casual way
[20:56:08] <arti> and then feed these back
[20:56:20] * monopoly pins Bender from behind and savors the moment...
[20:56:34] <arti> way better than how it goes down in jail
[20:57:32] <crutchy> something like "soooo arti how you going? btw, if it's not a personal queestion, are you a virgin?"
[20:57:41] <Lagg> BENDER I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE WRATH OF MY SHINY METAL ASS LOCK IN THURSDAY NIGHT IRC SLAM PAY PER VIEW FOR ONLY $99.99. PICK UP A T SHIRT ON YOUR WAY OUT
[20:58:11] <arti> Reply yes
[20:58:29] <arti> examine voice
[20:58:32] <crutchy> lagg s/out$/out bitches!
[20:58:47] <chromas> /
[20:58:57] <crutchy> eh my regex-fu is poor
[20:59:06] <Lagg> Didn't you write the bot
[20:59:21] <Bytram> http://www.cnet.com
[20:59:35] <crutchy> that doesn't mean i know how to use it and i prolly forget how it works :p
[21:00:18] <Lagg> Person who wrote regexp interpreting bot isn't familiar with regex replaces. *steeples fingers and laughs menacingly and retreats to his bunker of injection planning*
[21:01:11] * chromas injects exec with fiber to keep its expressions regular
[21:01:36] <Lagg> Soon crutchy, I will enact my poorly developed reasons for revenge against you.
[21:01:54] <Lagg> On Friday night Revengemania
[21:01:58] <Lagg> Only $62.95
[21:02:57] <Lagg> I really, /really/ hate pro wrestling and the people that keep it alive. I /especially/ hate it because I know far more about it than I want to.
[21:03:23] <Bytram> bread and circuses-clowns(?)
[21:03:36] <arti> wrestling is something that brings people together
[21:03:46] <arti> usually two at the least
[21:03:56] <arti> why do you hate togetherness?
[21:05:04] <Lagg> I sustain on the tears of children. Which are coincidentally what the various pro wrestling companies are pandering to now. Which is pretty goddamn sad.
[21:05:55] <Lagg> Okay I'll stop talking about it now. I'm sorry.
[21:08:31] <crutchy> wrestling involves two sweaty semi-naked men cuddling and groping. it's like what gay vikings would prolly have considered pornographic
[21:08:52] <crutchy> though i guess chicks do it too nowadays
[21:09:50] <arti> nah, the greeks did that stuff naked
[21:12:08] <Bytram> crutchy: dunno about the vikings, more like the ancient Greeks from which the root word πορηεω is derived
[21:12:47] <Lagg> It's not even that that I care about, I don't see anything sexual about either wrestling or pro wrestling, because in the latter there is maybe one lock up in the beginning of the match followed by them punching and kicking each other. It's that the weak-as-hell justification people give for continuing to fund its existence is that it offers a good storyline.
[21:13:11] <Bytram> they also gave us philo (like Philadelphia is the 'brotherly-loved' 'city')
[21:13:14] <Lagg> Which is such bullshit. Who says that, that pro wrestling tells a story.
[21:13:21] <Lagg> WHO SAYS THAT
[21:13:45] <Lagg> I've seen more nuanced stories from the drunk hobo under the overpass goddamnit
[21:13:58] <chromas> it's like nascar; it gives you something better to say than "Yeah, I'm gonna be drinking all day"
[21:14:12] <Lagg> and now I've up and made myself uncomfortable because I know what a lockup is. Stop making me talk about this sad excuse for a sport
[21:14:57] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[21:14:58] <monopoly> ^ 03Google gets patent to make Glass look like ordinary specs - Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[21:15:04] <Lagg> and you know what maybe it would be better if it was sexual because at least it'd give a reason for people to pay money to these people than "it tells a story huurrr"
[21:15:14] <Bytram> that'll make some spectacle of things
[21:15:29] <Bytram> afk brb
[21:15:37] <Lagg> I'd be fine with that if people wanted gay softcore porn, who am I to judge. But nope. It's usually because they claim to like the "story"
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[21:27:08] <Bytram> ~define varnish
[21:27:09] <exec> [urbandictionary] 3varnish: 1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night2. (adj) To be fucked over
[21:31:31] <Bytram> http://www.itworld.com
[21:35:23] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[21:35:25] <monopoly> ^ 03What a pain in the mass! Euro craft Rosetta to poke its probe in 10-BILLION-tonne comet • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[21:37:09] <Bytram> http://blogs.esa.int
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[21:37:47] <chromas> Looks like the title-in-url detector needs to get fancier
[21:38:51] <Bytram> chromas: nod nod
[21:39:08] <Bytram> http://blogs.esa.int
[21:39:09] <monopoly> ^ 03Page not found | Rosetta - ESA's comet chaser ( http://blogs.esa.int )
[21:39:18] <Bytram> ugh. try again: http://sci.esa.int
[21:39:18] <monopoly> ^ 03Where is Rosetta?
[21:39:53] <Bytram> even ugh-lier.. isloading some kind of video player. :/
[21:41:40] <Bytram> afk; back in a bit
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[21:51:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Can One Browse through Posts to a Google Circle Community? - http://sylnt.us - Soylent+
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[21:54:25] <crutchy> silly sausage laughing hood man
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[21:56:02] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[21:56:03] <monopoly> ^ 03NIST Releases Draft Guidelines for SSH Access Control | SecurityWeek.Com ( http://www.securityweek.com )
[21:57:00] <Bytram> ahhh, here's the guide: http://csrc.nist.gov
[21:59:49] <NCommander> morning world
[21:59:59] <Bytram> NCommander: g'morning!
[22:00:09] <Bytram> ~time NCommander
[22:00:10] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 21 August 2014, 10:00 pm
[22:00:19] * NCommander really depises his sleep habbits
[22:00:22] <Bytram> ~time Fairbanks, AK
[22:00:24] <exec> Thursday, 21 August 2014 @ 2:00 pm AKDT - Fairbanks, AK, USA
[22:00:42] <Bytram> are habbits better than hobbits?
[22:00:45] <NCommander> ...
[22:00:45] <NCommander> its 1400 here
[22:00:50] <Bytram> nod nod
[22:00:59] <Bytram> 1800 here
[22:01:14] <Bytram> ~weather Fairbanks, AK
[22:01:18] <exec> weather for 10FT. WAINWRIGHT AAF, AK, United States at 12:55 pm (AKDT) ~ 66 mins ago: temp: 1016°C (60.8°F), dp: 108°C (46.4°F), press: 101023.4 mb (0 mb/60 mins), humid: 1059%, wind: 10(no data) @ 10(no data)
[22:01:35] <Bytram> ~weather NCommander
[22:01:36] <exec> weather for "NCommander" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[22:01:43] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[22:01:47] <exec> weather for 10Boston, MA US at 5:25 pm (EDT) ~ 36 mins ago: temp: 1021.1°C (70°F), dp: 1017.7°C (63.9°F), press: 101018.1 mb (-0.1 mb/18 mins), humid: 1080%, wind: 103.2 km/h (2 mph) @ 10135°
[22:02:32] <Bytram> NCommander: If I understand correctly, we seem to have been having some issues with Hydrogen
[22:02:59] <Bytram> paulej72 can fill you in.
[22:03:04] * Bytram goes to retrieve dinner
[22:03:07] <NCommander> Bytram, its been something of an ongoing saga
[22:03:30] <Bytram> nod nod
[22:03:53] <paulej72> I have tried everything including the kitchen sink.
[22:03:59] <Bytram> I think they set the load balancer to 'just don't go there' for now.
[22:04:10] <paulej72> Slash is jsut dog slow on hydrogen
[22:04:15] <paulej72> yes
[22:04:19] <paulej72> we did
[22:04:40] <NCommander> paulej72, I assume we've ruled out gluster at this point?
[22:04:45] <Bytram> you guys are some of the best teachers... can't tell ya how much i learn watching you all in action!
[22:04:52] * NCommander is ordering a pizza, damn it
[22:05:19] <Bytram> NCommander: with coffee++ ??
[22:06:01] <crutchy> its like watching wrestling but without the sweaty manboobs
[22:06:05] <paulej72> NCommander: no fully. It could be corrupted data on the gluster share on hydrogen. I did not try to copy the data from the other server to test slash. I only tried copying the gluster data to a new folder and running from there.
[22:07:08] <NCommander> paulej72, did that work? (bypassing the gluster share)
[22:07:28] <paulej72> no, but i am not sure if the data was clean
[22:07:51] <crutchy> it was full of pr0n?
[22:08:23] <crutchy> must be where xlefay keeps his stash
[22:09:22] <paulej72> would not mind if we got rid of some of the data in the gluster share that is not needed there (all of the src files not needed for slash deploy)
[22:10:50] <arti> perhaps reversing the polarity of the gluster share drive
[22:11:12] <paulej72> need tychions for that
[22:11:29] <Bytram> tch tch -ions
[22:11:52] <Bytram> might also need a deflector dish
[22:12:20] <arti> your deflector dish is no match for my repulsor bowl
[22:12:39] <paulej72> and probably need to bypass the hisenberg compensator
[22:13:06] <crutchy> hisenburg was not naturally well endowed
[22:13:17] <crutchy> s/ur/er
[22:13:17] <paulej72> OK I need to get food now
[22:13:17] <exec> <crutchy> hisenberg was not naturally well endowed
[22:13:32] <Bytram> well, he might have been, but nobody's quite sure.
[22:13:43] <arti> maybe he was just cold
[22:13:48] <arti> and calculating
[22:14:01] * Bytram hums 'cold as ice' ....
[22:15:11] <crutchy> do they make underpants for men one size smaller for cold places, like alaska?
[22:15:44] <arti> :>
[22:16:02] <arti> if only there was some way we could verify this
[22:16:06] <arti> firsthand
[22:16:53] <crutchy> yes. first hand. in alaska
[22:17:40] <arti> sounds like a small market.
[22:18:05] <chromas> the market is cold, too
[22:19:38] <crutchy> and shriveled
[22:20:08] <arti> maybe the market is shrinking
[22:20:27] <arti> and then, once it sees its shadow, it increases
[22:22:31] <crutchy> or a natalie portman poster?
[22:25:18] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: meeting in 34 minutes?
[22:25:54] <juggs> o/ hola mrcoolbp
[22:26:04] <juggs> $beer juggs
[22:26:04] * aqu4 gives juggs a cold can of beer
[22:26:06] <mrcoolbp> hola juggs, como estas?
[22:26:32] <juggs> been mostly in a coma today so that seems an appropriate question :D
[22:27:50] <arti> coma bien
[22:28:16] <crutchy> gtg to workipoos :(
[22:28:19] <crutchy> cyas
[22:30:16] <arti> later man
[22:30:42] <Bytram> arti: cya!
[22:30:58] <Bytram> oops!
[22:31:01] <Bytram> crutchy: cya!
[22:33:12] * arti offers bytram some skittles
[22:34:05] * Bytram accepts, and crunches them with delight; especially the red-flavored ones.
[22:34:07] <Bytram> =)
[22:34:31] * juggs waits for Bytram to start pinging off the walls
[22:35:03] * Bytram missed the walls and started bouncing off the ceiling... boing boing!
[22:40:12] <Bytram> afk; back in a few minutes
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[22:43:49] <juggs> $beer matt_
[22:43:49] * aqu4 gives matt_ a cold can of beer
[22:44:22] <matt_> juggs, hi!
[22:44:39] <juggs> hi! All good with you?
[22:44:49] <matt_> all recovered from yesterday?
[22:44:59] <matt_> yep, pretty good :)
[22:45:17] <juggs> I just needed some sleep :)
[22:46:26] <mrcoolbp> HEY MATT_
[22:46:33] <mrcoolbp> oops
[22:47:48] <matt_> mrcoolbp HI!
[22:47:54] <mrcoolbp> HI!
[22:48:06] <matt_> did you get my email?
[22:48:56] <Bytram> matt_: g'morning!
[22:49:04] <matt_> Bytram, good evening!
[22:49:09] <Bytram> lol
[22:49:19] <Bytram> good to 'see' you!
[22:49:28] <matt_> likewise, i'm sure :)
[22:49:46] <Bytram> nod nod =)
[22:52:36] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: ping.
[22:58:15] <xunie-laptop> I need to write an IRC bot that replies with "PONG!" whenever someone says "ping".
[23:01:17] * Bytram wasted a lot of time playing Pong.
[23:02:10] <xunie-laptop> Just imagine all the time you're wasting on IRC right now!
[23:02:17] <xunie-laptop> BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
[23:03:16] <chromas> tracert TheMightyBuzzard
[23:04:20] <juggs> ...localhost....something......gone fishing [trace complete] :)
[23:04:43] <Bytram> ~time x
[23:04:44] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 21 August 2014, 11:04 pm
[23:11:38] <Bytram> .op
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[23:13:07] <xunie-laptop> .op
[23:13:10] <xunie-laptop> daww
[23:13:11] <xunie-laptop> ;_;
[23:14:11] <Lagg> Gasp, you just tried to exploit the bot
[23:14:26] <mrcoolbp> xunie-laptop: we use . commands on this IRC, also: please keep convo in #staff relevent to the meeting
[23:14:52] <xunie-laptop> I hate formalities.
[23:15:00] <xunie-laptop> They will be the downfall of our civilization!
[23:19:11] <mrcoolbp> sometimes they are helpful
[23:22:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mayor's Minimum Wage Veto Overridden by San Diego City Council - http://sylnt.us - Maximum-Effort
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