#Soylent | Logs for 2014-08-10

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[00:30:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[00:30:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 541
[00:32:06] <crutchy> ~find-first ~moo
[00:32:16] <exec> first privmsg containing "~moo" in #soylent: [2014-05-30 23:33:22] <crutchy> ~moo
[00:51:11] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@216.161.ghn.ql] has joined #Soylent
[00:51:21] <crutchy> g'day Subsentient
[00:51:30] <Subsentient> hi crutchy
[00:51:31] <ciri> hi there Subsentient
[00:51:39] <Subsentient> $burrito ciri
[00:51:39] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at ciri
[00:51:56] <Subsentient> arti: How goes it?
[00:52:00] <Subsentient> And the project?
[00:52:16] <crutchy> ooh there's a project?
[00:52:33] <Subsentient> sssshhhh hide it from crutchy
[00:53:02] <crutchy> is that the one that starts with i and ends in d?
[00:53:12] <Subsentient> no
[01:01:23] <crutchy> ~find-last run
[01:01:33] <exec> last privmsg containing "run" in #soylent: [2014-08-09 12:28:32] <crutchy> if ciri starts singing daisy i'm running away
[01:01:39] <crutchy> pfft
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[01:02:37] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Bytram|away] by juggler
[01:02:50] <crutchy> ~find-last closed-source
[01:03:02] <exec> last privmsg containing "closed-source" in #soylent: [2014-08-09 13:41:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Skype to End Support for Windows Phone 7 and Symbian - http://sylnt.us - closed-source-proprietary-software
[01:03:21] <crutchy> hmm needs to improve searchy tool
[01:03:28] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:03:29] <crutchy> with nick filters, etc
[01:03:33] <Bytram> ~weather crutchy
[01:03:37] <crutchy> g'day Bytram
[01:03:37] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! crutchy
[01:03:39] <exec> weather for 10Morwell (latrobe Valley Airport), VIC, Australia at 8:57 am (EST) ~ 126 mins ago: temp: 108.7°C (47.7°F), dp: 107.8°C (46°F), press: 101021.7 mb (+2.5 mb), humid: 1094%, wind: 1019.2 km/h (12 mph) @ 10270°
[01:03:53] <Bytram> crutchy: g'day!
[01:04:01] <Bytram> looks like it cooled off a bit for ya.
[01:04:06] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[01:04:08] <crutchy> raining thismorn
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[01:04:11] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:04:11] <exec> weather for 10Boston, MA US at 8:16 pm (EDT) ~ 48 mins ago: temp: 1025.6°C (78°F), dp: 1014.1°C (57.3°F), press: 101018.1 mb (+0.1 mb), humid: 1048%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 10229°
[01:04:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 542
[01:04:22] <Bytram> nod nod; had a heavy rainstorm this pm
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[01:05:07] <Bytram> crutchy: so, are you finishing up your winter season?
[01:05:21] * Bytram is not sure how things are 'down under'
[01:06:04] <crutchy> nah we're right in the shit of it
[01:06:17] <crutchy> jun-aug is 'official' winter
[01:06:38] <crutchy> but usually takes till mid-september to start feeling springy
[01:06:38] <Bytram> heh, not much of a winter then, compared to what I'm used to!
[01:06:54] <crutchy> oh yeah no snowstorms here :p
[01:06:57] <Bytram> I saw -20 F this past winter...
[01:07:30] <crutchy> wow that sucks
[01:08:05] <Bytram> if I did the math right, that's about -29 C
[01:08:33] <Bytram> that was actual temp on the thermometer, THEN add in the wind chill. Brrrrrrrr!
[01:08:50] <Bytram> oh, and we got snow, too. Lots of it!
[01:09:02] <crutchy> i've only ever driven to work in snow once
[01:09:06] <Bytram> that said, I wouldn't have it any other way!
[01:09:23] <crutchy> it was kinda fun at the time but i wouldn't want to be doing it for months
[01:09:30] <Bytram> lol! only once? at least a dozen times a year for me.
[01:10:25] <Bytram> few years back we had one storm that dumped about 30" of snow on us. THAT was, umm, interesting. Quite unusual to have that much all at once.
[01:10:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Chip Processes Data Similar to the Way Your Brain Does - http://sylnt.us - maybe-this-will-help-them-sell-their-chip-business
[01:10:34] <crutchy> we rarely get snow below 500m here
[01:11:19] <Bytram> I'm within walking distance of the ocean, so I don't have the benefit of elevation; more a matter of lattitude.
[01:12:02] <Bytram> crutchy: did you happen to notice if themightybuzzard made any progress with utf8 stuff?
[01:12:43] <Subsentient> $time MST
[01:12:43] <aqu4> Sat 2014-08-09 06:11:41 PM MST
[01:12:57] <Bytram> Subsentient: NICE!
[01:13:01] <crutchy> what's mst Subsentient?
[01:13:01] <Bytram> Subsentient++
[01:13:01] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 5
[01:13:08] <crutchy> s/mst/MST
[01:13:08] <exec> <crutchy> what's MST Subsentient?
[01:13:16] <Bytram> ~forecast boston
[01:13:21] <crutchy> lol
[01:13:29] <crutchy> that's in the suggestion box Bytram
[01:13:39] <crutchy> ~suggest moar complexity
[01:13:41] <Bytram> hmmm, might be able to do something with the weather underground
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[01:13:47] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[01:14:02] <Subsentient> Bytram: that's nothing
[01:14:02] <Bytram> if some is good, and moar is better, then too much is not enough. =)
[01:14:27] <Subsentient> $time MST [%I:%M:%S %p | %m/%d/%Y]
[01:14:27] <aqu4> [06:13:25 PM | 08/09/2014] MST
[01:14:29] <TheMightyLaptop> Bytram, talking about coffee?
[01:14:42] <crutchy> ~time fart city
[01:14:44] <Subsentient> Bytram: That's strftime support magic dude.
[01:14:44] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 10 August 2014, 1:14 am
[01:14:48] <Bytram> coffee++ why not?
[01:14:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 543
[01:14:53] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:14:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 544
[01:14:57] <crutchy> need another one
[01:14:58] <TheMightyLaptop> coffee++
[01:14:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 545
[01:15:09] * TheMightyLaptop waits on the pot to finish
[01:15:11] <crutchy> poor ar is losing the war against coffee++
[01:15:13] <Bytram> Subsentient: yes, I've used it; but that makes it quite convenient; I *LIKE* that!
[01:15:25] <Subsentient> :^)
[01:15:27] <Subsentient> Bytram:
[01:15:29] <Subsentient> $help
[01:15:30] <aqu4> Hi, I'm aqu4bot, version "baking", running on UNIX. I'm a bot written in pure C by Subsentient [http://universe2.us/]. My source code can be found at "http://github.com/Subsentient/aqu4bot/". Try the 'commands' command to get a list of what I can do, or try 'help cmd' where 'cmd' is a particular command.
[01:15:46] <crutchy> baking? is that like ubuntu versioning?
[01:15:53] <Subsentient> It's kinda rolling release.
[01:15:58] <crutchy> ahh :D
[01:15:59] <Bytram> nice, but it does not tell me how to try the commands command!
[01:16:11] <Bytram> $commands command
[01:16:11] <aqu4> This command takes no argument.
[01:16:14] <crutchy> yeah like exec's help is not really helpful
[01:16:17] <Bytram> $commands
[01:16:17] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[01:16:18] <aqu4> burrito, beer, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, seen, tell, sticky, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, listchannels8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, help, commands
[01:16:48] <Bytram> help burrito
[01:16:51] <TheMightyLaptop> $burrito paulej72
[01:16:51] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at paulej72
[01:16:53] <Subsentient> $help burrito
[01:16:53] <aqu4> [$burrito <required_arg(s)>]: Chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at someone.
[01:17:11] <Subsentient> Bytram: Also, this works:
[01:17:13] <Subsentient> aqu4: time MST
[01:17:13] <aqu4> Sat 2014-08-09 06:16:11 PM MST
[01:17:34] * Subsentient pokes crutchy to answer PMs
[01:17:36] <Bytram> yeah, YOU may know that, but your help gives no mention of the '~' char, or did I miss that?
[01:17:47] <TheMightyLaptop> damn, my desktop must have lost power in the storm
[01:18:00] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: btw, good to 'see' ya!
[01:18:08] <Bytram> ~weather TheMightyBuzzar
[01:18:10] <exec> weather for "TheMightyBuzzar" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[01:18:11] <Bytram> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[01:18:16] <exec> weather for 10Ada, Ada Municipal Airport, OK, United States at 7:12 pm (CDT) ~ 66 mins ago: temp: 1023°C (73.4°F), dp: 1023°C (73.4°F), press: 101015.6 mb (+1 mb), humid: 10100%, wind: 1011.2 km/h (7 mph) @ 10150°
[01:18:24] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[01:18:28] <exec> weather for 10Boston, MA US at 8:18 pm (EDT) ~ 60 mins ago: temp: 1025.6°C (78°F), dp: 1014.1°C (57.3°F), press: 101018.1 mb (+0.1 mb), humid: 1048%, wind: 100 km/h (0 mph) @ 10229°
[01:18:49] <crutchy> ~weather pfft
[01:18:50] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: you've got us on humidity, we've got the temp, tho.
[01:18:51] <exec> weather for "pfft" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[01:19:00] <Bytram> ~weather foo
[01:19:04] <exec> weather for 10Cimetta Automated, TI, Switzerland at 2014-08-10 00:00:00 (UTC) ~ 78 mins ago: temp: 1012.9°C (55.2°F), dp: 1012.7°C (54.9°F), press: 101022.7 mb (-0.2 mb), humid: 1098%, wind: 108 km/h (5 mph) @ 10260°
[01:19:06] <Bytram> LOL!
[01:19:09] <TheMightyLaptop> well it just finished raining. cooled things down a bit
[01:19:21] <Bytram> cool++
[01:19:21] <Bender> karma - cool: 1
[01:19:56] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: sorry I missed you this AM; did you see my notes in the history/scrollback?
[01:19:57] <TheMightyLaptop> 57F in august? wtf?
[01:20:13] <TheMightyLaptop> bout utf8 vs UTF-8?
[01:20:22] <Bytram> among others, yes!
[01:20:36] <Bytram> had any luck?
[01:20:44] <TheMightyLaptop> those were all i saw. we use UTF-8 for opening already
[01:20:56] <NCommander> <NerdRPG> NCommander, hka, swiss, and stderr have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[01:20:57] <NCommander> <NerdRPG> NCommander got hit with static, badly affecting their RAM! NCommander's RAM loses 10% of its effectiveness
[01:21:04] <NCommander> Easy cometh, easy goth
[01:21:10] <Bytram> ok, that's the 'stricter' implementation, IIRC?
[01:21:12] <NCommander> TheMightyLaptop, on UTF-16, I rather dump and reformat the DB ...
[01:21:20] <NCommander> than do ugly ugly hack
[01:21:24] <TheMightyLaptop> no utf16 for us
[01:21:34] <TheMightyLaptop> we do not support it. it can take a flying leap.
[01:21:38] <NCommander> k
[01:21:55] <TheMightyLaptop> full range utf8 though we can get once i get lazy time again.
[01:22:03] <Bytram> NCommander: UTF-8 is a TRANSPORT scheme, it can handle the entire Unicode set
[01:22:04] <TheMightyLaptop> probably
[01:22:19] * NCommander pokes Bytram
[01:22:21] <NCommander> k
[01:22:27] * NCommander is finishing his postcards then has a flight to get on
[01:22:35] <Bytram> we don't need UTF-16 to handle it, and it introduces a whole lotta fun w/ big/little endianness
[01:22:45] * TheMightyLaptop nods
[01:22:47] <TheMightyLaptop> tis evil
[01:22:54] <Bytram> NCommander: good to 'see' ya! still in DE?
[01:23:02] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: yup!
[01:23:07] <Bytram> UTF-16--
[01:23:15] <NCommander> Bytram, for 3 more hours
[01:23:35] <TheMightyLaptop> ever find your backpack?
[01:23:41] <Bytram> safe trip to ya, then. also: Our feet are stayin'
[01:24:07] * Bytram waits for NCommander to say that out loud and get the 'hidden' message.
[01:24:22] <Bytram> brb food
[01:24:22] <ciri> when you coming back. miss ya already! ;) Bytram
[01:25:55] <NCommander> TheMightyLaptop, showed up a few hours later
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[01:26:26] <TheMightyLaptop> excellent. no naked itinerant sysadmins
[01:26:57] * Bytram shudders at the thought
[01:27:48] <TheMightyLaptop> also, sorry we haven't managed to burn anything down yet. we'll keep trying though, so you don't feel unneeded.
[01:31:50] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: have you had any luck figuring out the semicolon insertion issue?
[01:32:05] <TheMightyLaptop> figured out and fixed
[01:32:15] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[01:32:15] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 34
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[01:32:22] <TheMightyLaptop> ;? instead of ; in three regexs
[01:32:36] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: what was happening? oh. ewwww. Good Catch!!!!
[01:32:39] <Subsentient> And lord Subsentient returns!
[01:32:48] <TheMightyLaptop> wb
[01:33:08] <Subsentient> You guys aren't so supportive of your lord and master, are you?
[01:33:11] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: is the fix on dev yet?
[01:33:30] <TheMightyLaptop> i'll close the issue in a day or two when we're sure everything's solid with the fix.
[01:33:48] <Bytram> Subsentient: we're treating you just like any other slum lord; what's the problem? ;)
[01:33:56] <Subsentient> lolll
[01:33:57] <TheMightyLaptop> don't think so yet. paulej72 still has edits happening to paypal stuff.
[01:33:58] <paulej72> I am back online
[01:34:04] <Bytram> paulej72: wb!
[01:34:07] <TheMightyLaptop> heya pj
[01:34:16] * Bytram goes to play with the utf8 fix
[01:34:34] <TheMightyLaptop> Bytram, don't think it's on dev yet but welcome to check.
[01:34:50] <Bytram> ok; I'l find out soon... brb
[01:35:32] <paulej72> for all here, I am just a bit afraid to do a deploy without Ncommander fully online ready to go. Gluster is giving us enough trouble lately that I don’t want to risk a deploy with out full hands on deck.
[01:36:04] * TheMightyLaptop chuckles
[01:36:25] <TheMightyLaptop> don't want to burn the place to the ground, eh?
[01:36:27] <Bytram> paulej72: nod nod; I got a bunch of 503's a couple mornings ago; and had seen that the main page comment counts didn't getupdated for another stretch
[01:36:39] * Bytram hums "smoke on the water"....
[01:37:25] <paulej72> NCommander: as for a db dump to do 4byte utf8, I misrembered that would fix it. It is more involived than that and may not be a straight forward fix. TheMightyLaptop was filling me in on the issue earlier.
[01:37:44] <TheMightyLaptop> https://www.youtube.com
[01:37:45] <monopoly> ^ 03Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn - YouTube
[01:38:52] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: well, that unit test seemed to work: http://dev.soylentnews.org
[01:38:53] <monopoly> ^ 04SN (dev) comment by martyb (76)
[01:38:54] <TheMightyLaptop> paulej72, i think some of the table/column names may be too long for utf8mb4 could be the issue
[01:39:36] <TheMightyLaptop> it's a downtime research and fix thing though. we're good for now and i'm not in a hurry.
[01:39:43] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: Huh? utf8, for ASCII chars, are one-octet (byte) each.
[01:39:46] <paulej72> As for subscriptions, I got ipn fully deamonized and working. Had to add in some extra featues like writing the pid to a file, switchable logging, and some minor bug fixes in both my own code and some of the stuff that TheMightyLaptop sent my way.
[01:40:42] * NCommander is scratching out his last postcard
[01:40:47] <NCommander> This is a good way to finish a trip
[01:42:30] <Bytram> NCommander: definitely! I hope it went well... I've got many fond memories of my trips there.
[01:44:32] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: tried it with a <URL ...> and it seemed to wok, too! http://dev.soylentnews.org
[01:44:32] <monopoly> ^ 04SN (dev) comment by martyb (76)
[01:45:16] <TheMightyLaptop> excellent
[01:45:30] <TheMightyLaptop> i am in favor of things not being broke
[01:45:34] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop+
[01:45:38] <crutchy> ooh unit test
[01:45:39] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop+++
[01:45:48] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop++
[01:45:48] <Bender> karma - themightylaptop: 1
[01:46:01] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[01:46:01] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 35
[01:46:29] <Bytram> let's try some others... back in a bit.
[01:47:32] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: btw; where did you have to change the regex's? fudgeurl?
[01:48:51] <paulej72> https://github.com
[01:49:21] <Bytram> paulej72: Thanks! on my way...
[01:49:25] <Bytram> paulej72++
[01:49:25] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 43
[01:49:39] <TheMightyLaptop> paulej72, gracias. laptops are a pain to actually use.
[01:50:21] <paulej72> hey I have done all my slash development on a laptop
[01:50:23] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: nod nod; but quite usable with external keyboard and monitor
[01:50:58] <TheMightyLaptop> paulej72, i knew you had some crazy but dayum
[01:51:05] <NCommander> I haven't seen my desktop in 18 months
[01:51:17] <NCommander> I did my coding on Slashcode in a tiny flat in Panama City
[01:51:21] <paulej72> no room for anything other than a laptop at home.
[01:51:23] <NCommander> With a box of scraps!
[01:52:02] <TheMightyLaptop> man i got my desktop n monitors on a rolling tv stand type thing in front of my couch.
[01:52:02] <mythterj> Depends on the size. (Doesn't it always). I do at least half my work on a laptop.
[01:52:10] <paulej72> NCommander: I am not parsing that last line :)
[01:52:37] <Bytram> NCommander: ^^^ I don't get it, either.
[01:52:38] <TheMightyLaptop> lot to be said for never being more than 90 degrees from a nap.
[01:53:13] <NCommander> paulej72, Bytram Ironman reference -_-;
[01:53:17] <Bytram> that's pretty hot. :/
[01:53:21] <NCommander> Cultural heavens :-P
[01:53:24] <paulej72> NCommander: lol
[01:53:46] <Bytram> lol! I saw the first movie when it came out, but that's about it.
[01:53:49] <paulej72> went right past me
[01:54:10] <Bytram> oh, I finally get it. doh!
[01:54:13] <Bytram> brb
[01:54:20] <Bytram> 5 minutes or so
[01:54:28] <paulej72> TheMightyLaptop: i do not need to go 90 degrees to get a nap. Can do that sitting up.
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[01:59:55] <crutchy> yo waaaazuuuup! focker :p
[02:00:14] * crutchy needs to go see a man about a dog
[02:00:20] <Bytram> back;
[02:00:38] <Bytram> paulej72: I can attest to that; I've seen you type while asleep! =)
[02:01:45] <paulej72> No that is me just effin arround
[02:02:57] <Bytram> yeah, RIGHT! ;)
[02:03:37] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: I see from your comment in Data.pm that we no longer use good_numeric/good_entity any more?
[02:03:56] <TheMightyLaptop> Bytram, roger
[02:04:07] <TheMightyLaptop> no whitelist, only blacklist
[02:04:19] <Bytram> so, are those variables ... deleted?
[02:04:27] <Bytram> what is the black list called?
[02:04:35] <Bytram> nvm
[02:04:48] <Bytram> bad_numeric and bad_entity
[02:05:00] <TheMightyLaptop> ya, logical like that
[02:05:16] <Bytram> TheMightSpock: yup!
[02:05:21] <paulej72> Bytram: we notmally don’t get rid of stuff until we are sure it is dead.
[02:05:40] <Bytram> sometimes that is the best way to make sure! kill it and see what keels over.
[02:06:27] <TheMightyLaptop> honestly, we generally don't get rid of anything. NCommander loves doing it so much it's a shame to disappoint him by taking his fun.
[02:06:36] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:06:49] <NCommander> ..............
[02:06:53] <NCommander> I IMPARTED THE WRONG LESSON
[02:06:55] <NCommander> !grab TheMightyLaptop
[02:06:55] <Bender> Added quote 222
[02:07:10] * TheMightyLaptop chuckles
[02:07:25] * Bytram loved watching the TV show 'Room 222' back in the day
[02:07:28] <paulej72> Well the last time I got rid of D2 stuff I broke comments
[02:08:54] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: do we have <rot13>...</rot13> now?
[02:09:23] <TheMightyLaptop> no, paypal has been too bothersome to play with easter eggs
[02:09:28] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:13:37] <crutchy> need a <coffee></coffee> tag that sends a command to Bender to do a coffee++
[02:14:01] <crutchy> or maybe just <coffee />
[02:14:44] <crutchy> or maybe an <irc>coffee++</irc>
[02:14:52] <crutchy> that would be fun
[02:17:11] <TheMightyLaptop> pondering a green on black terminal theme. might be fun to make it available only if you put vt100 in as your icq number or something.
[02:19:25] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: hmmm, or maybe "3270"
[02:19:54] <crutchy> or some obscure grep command
[02:19:59] * Bytram once programmed a 3270 using special control codes to get blink, text-entry, protected text, etc.
[02:20:10] <TheMightyLaptop> heh
[02:20:47] <Bytram> I was too young to recognize how painful it was to do; I was just amazed that *I* could do it! =)
[02:22:18] <TheMightyLaptop> that's pretty much how i still am with slash
[02:23:59] <Bytram> nod nod; the more I see of the code, the more amazed I am at what it does, and how quickly it does it!
[02:24:24] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop:
[02:24:25] <Bytram> Lameness filter encountered.
[02:24:25] <Bytram> Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition.
[02:24:39] <Bytram> when trying to submit a test case with long urls...
[02:24:52] <Bytram> do I need to paste in some lorem ipsum or the like?
[02:25:01] <TheMightyLaptop> urls are probably not counted as text
[02:25:49] <TheMightyLaptop> think i'll leave that one in though. not really keen on people posting just a url.
[02:26:17] <Bytram> yuppers
[02:26:35] <TheMightyLaptop> it's poorly standardized and documented and could be laid out better but it's really good at what it does.
[02:26:44] <Bytram> quoted the error message and added a paragraph of lorem... not complaining now.
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[02:29:27] <TheMightyLaptop> back later
[02:29:34] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: looks like there's some heavy percent-encoded URL munging going on...
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[02:30:08] <Bytram> drats!
[02:30:21] <crutchy> munging++
[02:30:21] <Bender> karma - munging: 1
[02:30:29] <Bytram> TheMightyLaptop: TheMightyBuzzard: take a look at: http://dev.soylentnews.org
[02:30:30] <monopoly> ^ 04SN (dev) comment by martyb (76)
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[02:31:07] <paulej72> Bytram: test that on staff slash. That might be a preexisting bug
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[02:31:27] <Bytram> paulej72: no nod
[02:31:39] <Bytram> s/no/nod/
[02:31:40] <exec> <Bytram> paulej72: nod nod
[02:31:57] <crutchy> Bytram, http://納豆.w3.mag.keio.ac.jp/ link just goes to http://.w3.mag.keio.ac.jp
[02:32:00] <paulej72> know nod
[02:32:13] <Bytram> know knob?
[02:32:26] <crutchy> looks like unicode is being stripped out?
[02:32:42] <Bytram> crutchy: yuppers... am gonna try something else.
[02:34:43] <paulej72> crutchy: the souce code on my machine looks fine. I think FF is choking on it.
[02:35:11] <crutchy> paulej72 s/souce/sauce
[02:35:12] <exec> <crutchy> <paulej72> crutchy: the sauce code on my machine looks fine. I think FF is choking on it.
[02:35:34] <paulej72> looked that the wrong. Please disregard my last message.
[02:36:00] <paulej72> my speeling is eaxceptionally bad to night
[02:36:10] <crutchy> all that % jibberish in case 122 just opens to http://...w3.mag.keio.ac.jp
[02:36:43] <Bytram> crutchy: take a look at the link at the very top which points to were I got it from; there you can see what it is supposed to look like.
[02:37:52] <crutchy> the link at w3 opens fine (well, doesn't 'open' but tries to) http://ほんとうにながいわけのわからないどめいんめいのらべるまだながくしないとたりない.ほんとうにながいわけのわからないどめいんめいのらべるまだながくしないとたりない.ほんとうにながいわけのわからないどめいんめいのらべるまだながくしないとたりない.w3.mag.keio.ac.jp/
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[02:38:11] <crutchy> slash is culling the unicode
[02:38:24] <paulej72> nod nod
[02:40:16] <crutchy> not that it bothers me much :p
[02:40:23] <crutchy> i can't read that stuff anyway
[02:41:08] <crutchy> we need a Complaints Department
[02:41:21] <crutchy> i could be a member
[02:41:55] <crutchy> whose sole responsibility is to complain about everything :D
[02:43:04] <xunie-laptop> ME
[02:44:04] <Bytram> paulej72: got a different kind of fail.
[02:44:56] <Bytram> btw, I just noticed that an *extra* '/' seemed to be inserted at various times.
[02:45:01] <paulej72> Bytram: staff slah has an old old version of slash and all of its filters,
[02:45:15] <Bytram> got it.
[02:45:23] <crutchy> Bytram it just wants you to know what your using :p
[02:45:26] * Bytram goes to the main site.
[02:45:26] <paulej72> where is the extra /
[02:45:27] <ciri> out and about!! paulej72
[02:45:48] <Bytram> test 111; 'should be' part, after the 'r'
[02:46:48] <crutchy> looks ok here (except for missing unicodes)
[02:47:14] <crutchy> i get http://rksmrgs.josefsson.org instead of http://räksmörgås.josefsson.org/
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[02:49:59] <paulej72> Bytram: only on old server so am not worried abotu the extra /
[02:51:15] <paulej72> I was thinging on how the % encoded ones worked on the old server and it seems they were mangled just as bad, so technically we did not break anything
[02:51:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA Demonstrates Decelerator - Essential for Manned Mission to Mars - http://sylnt.us - 2050-retirement-home
[02:52:01] <Bytram> paulej72: here it is on the main site, as a journal article: http://soylentnews.org
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[02:53:24] <paulej72> Bytram: would you aggree that these should be fixed in 14_10 and not be blocking for 14_08
[02:53:39] <Bytram> yeah, just as broken as before.
[02:53:59] <Bytram> at least from what I've seen so far.
[02:54:09] <paulej72> the :?
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[02:54:30] <Bytram> at least we now let the users reference comments on our own site; that was blocking in my view.
[02:54:34] <Bytram> paulej72: huh?
[02:54:37] <paulej72> the ;? bug was definitly one that would not have caught us before.
[02:54:45] <paulej72> hit enter too soon
[02:54:53] <Bytram> oh, that one. yup!
[02:55:04] <paulej72> that bug was a blocker
[02:55:30] <Bytram> I feel much better about things, but there's still something nagging at me... and I have no idea what it is.
[02:55:47] <Bytram> spiderman had his 'spidey sense' -- kinda like that.
[03:02:17] <Bytram> paulej72: thanks for the *prompt* feedback!
[03:02:20] <Bytram> paulej72++
[03:02:20] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 44
[03:02:57] <Bytram> afk
[03:03:10] <paulej72> not so much prompt but alligned schedules
[03:03:10] <Bytram> ciri: don't worry; i'll be back.
[03:04:04] <Bytram> it was quick and timely -- that helps bunches. Especially as I'm tired and my brain is starting to fuzz out on some of this stuff.
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[03:07:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Conversation is tapering off.
[03:07:33] <crutchy> weekend
[03:08:04] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't jump in when the conversation's good. Especially about the nuts and bolts of the site. As Hannibal Lecter says, "If you can't follow the conversation it's best not to join in."
[03:08:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Although it makes me sad that nobody will be left around by the time I get back from the airport and commence the drinkin'.
[03:08:44] <crutchy> unless you're a troll like me... then any time is good :p
[03:08:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, hell yeah Crotchy.
[03:09:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe I can finish up Soyprinter.
[03:11:09] <crutchy> i was thinkin of making a little script that crawls SN to monitor changes
[03:11:19] <Ethanol-fueled> which kind of changes?
[03:11:28] <crutchy> new comments mainly
[03:13:48] <Ethanol-fueled> That's a pretty good idea, monitoring an entire discussion as opposed to the existing alerts of friends and responses to your comments.
[03:13:54] <Bytram> crutchy: to my knowledge, there's no user-facing way to get/follow the most-recently posted comments... that would require reloading stories going back at least several days (if not weeks), to see what/if anything was posted. Kind of a heavy load for dubious value, I'm afraid.
[03:13:58] <Bytram> !uid
[03:13:58] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 4621, owned by ichthus
[03:14:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, I was going to propose some kind of way for a user to see all of the comments in their history instead of just the last 24. Some kind of devious way, like a spider or whatever you call it.
[03:14:53] <crutchy> Bytram, yeah might not turn into much (as most of my scripts). more a proof of concept thing to see if its possible to make a sort of interface from SN to IRC
[03:15:01] <Bytram> there *is* a comment id, which is monotonically increasing, but, as far as I know, you need the story ID, too, in order to access it.
[03:15:49] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: I believe that was one of the benefits that was discussed for being a subscriber.
[03:15:56] <crutchy> sid/cid pairs might be the most efficient way of detecting changes
[03:16:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, I know. It just didn't seem too popular so I wondered if there was an end-run around it, haha.
[03:16:42] <Bytram> google yourself with site:soylentnews.org ??
[03:17:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram and Crutchy, since the SN stories have a certain date/time format in the URL, could it be possible to "brute-force" date/time values, check to see if there's a story present, and go from there?
[03:17:33] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled yeah that's kinda where i was leading too
[03:17:47] <Ethanol-fueled> For example, the most recent posted story's URL is http://soylentnews.org
[03:17:47] <monopoly> ^ 04SN article 03 NASA Demonstrates Decelerator - Essential for Manned Mission to Mars 04(0 comments):
[03:18:09] <Bytram> to my knowledge, no. the story link has some kind of weird number appended to it (like an MD5SUM or hash or something) which precludes simple enumeration. At least as far as I can tell.
[03:18:13] <Ethanol-fueled> so you could check (for example) http://soylentnews.org then http://soylentnews.org etc....and it's turtles all the way doen
[03:18:34] <Bytram> the trailing number is non-sequential. :(
[03:18:35] <crutchy> maybe not sid, but sid/cid could be 'brute forced' if thats the right term
[03:19:21] <Bytram> Ethanol-fueled: the next story down is: http://soylentnews.org
[03:19:21] <monopoly> ^ 04SN article 03 IBM Chip Processes Data Similar to the Way Your Brain Does 04(7 comments):
[03:19:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, I know, but I'm saying that if a user didn't know the exact URL, then the format could be brute-forced by decrementing one by one, minute by minute, hour by hour, day by day
[03:19:31] <Bytram> and then the next is: http://soylentnews.org
[03:19:32] <monopoly> ^ 04SN article 03 IBM Can't Give Away Chip Business 04(5 comments):
[03:19:47] <Ethanol-fueled> each decrement will check to see if a story's present, and then its comments can be harvested.
[03:19:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Bwahahahahah
[03:20:18] <Bytram> then: http://soylentnews.org and then: http://soylentnews.org
[03:20:19] <monopoly> ^ 04SN article 03 Mass Layoffs at SpaceX Appear to Violate California Law 04(5 comments):
[03:20:19] <monopoly> ^ 04SN article 03 Scientists Discover Quantum Pigeonhole Paradox 04(14 comments):
[03:20:40] <Bytram> notice how that's a 6-digit number and then another 7-digit number?
[03:21:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh shit, you're right. And I'm an idiot.
[03:21:30] <Ethanol-fueled> that would make brute-forcing it a much bigger pain in the ass.
[03:21:36] <Bytram> nah, not an idiot. I've had years to think about harvesting stuff on the other site and then this one.
[03:22:16] <crutchy> might not be hard to just get article list from atom feed
[03:22:19] <Bytram> and I have many years' experience in scraping stuff I need from sites.
[03:23:24] <Bytram> yeah, but comments can be posted over a long period of time; at least several days if not *weeks*. So reloading each and every one of those to see *if* anything changed puts a huge load on the server, for very little benefit.
[03:23:27] * crutchy already has an atom parser script :)
[03:23:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah Bytram, it would be an unweildy pig-disgusting method.
[03:23:54] <crutchy> i could temper the load
[03:24:25] <crutchy> but in any case it'll probably be used once and then disabled, if it even gets finished at all
[03:24:40] <crutchy> another shiny pony will appear shortly
[03:24:41] <Bytram> we average approximately 20 stories a day (round numbers), so looking back just 2 weeks would mean periodically asking the server to create and send you 280 stories and all the comments thereto.
[03:25:34] <Bytram> that is a metric ton of database access and formatting... which slows down the site for the actual users.
[03:25:38] <crutchy> the challenge wouldn't be in scraping (that part is easy)... the challenge is in the algo to work out what to scrape
[03:25:59] <Bytram> it would, effectively, be a DOS of the site.
[03:26:28] <crutchy> luckily my connection is prolly incapable to dos'ing a site
[03:26:30] <crutchy> :p
[03:26:38] <Bytram> I could do it, without too much trouble, but I would not do it, out of courtesy to our users.
[03:27:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, so that brings me to my next point - I want 100, 000 dollars cash, or the bitch gets it.
[03:27:08] <crutchy> lol
[03:27:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I got my finger on the buttonl.
[03:27:12] <Bytram> that's the whole point of the site; to provide a responsive place where they can communicate.
[03:27:18] <crutchy> the 400TB button?
[03:27:27] <paulej72> there is a hot comments slashbox that you can add.
[03:27:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I have a GUI in VB which will DDos the site unless you pay up.
[03:27:56] <Bytram> anyway, I'm exhausted and need some shuteye.
[03:28:05] <paulej72> full comment history is available to subscribers, or will be soon
[03:28:12] <crutchy> cheers Bytram
[03:28:16] <Bytram> hope you all have a good one!
[03:28:21] <Bytram> g'night everyone!
[03:28:25] <Ethanol-fueled> later!
[03:28:27] <Bytram> and for good measure:
[03:28:30] <Bytram> paulej72++
[03:28:30] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 45
[03:28:37] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:28:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I gotta go pick sister up from the airport, and when I return the drinking will start.
[03:28:50] <crutchy> you needn't worry about me DOSing SN. even if i could (i can't) i wouldn't cos i love you guys so much :p
[03:29:26] <Bytram|away> crutchy: now, if you wanted to do something creative, try posting that URL test as an AC to the other site and see what *they* do with/to it. =)
[03:29:37] <swiss> ddos is the temper tantrum of the internet
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[03:29:54] <crutchy> hmm. i'm scared to go on *that* other site
[03:30:27] <crutchy> i wonder how akamai copes with it
[03:30:48] <crutchy> they must have some beefcake infrastructure
[03:33:56] <crutchy> coffee++
[03:33:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 546
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[03:55:51] <Subsentient> $tell crutchy I'm going to keep bothering you until you say yes.
[03:55:51] <aqu4> I'll tell them in a PM next time I see 'em.
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[04:31:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Global Income Inequality is NOT Falling - http://sylnt.us - hedging-bets
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[05:26:59] <mythterj> Speaking of that Other Site, I noticed tonight that every single story on the first page was posted by Timothy and ever submitter had 6 or 7 digit IDs.
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[05:28:21] <mythterj> They seem to have exactly one editor at a time posting .
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[06:31:36] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Fear the gerbils.
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[06:57:54] <Ethanol-fueled> tiemstamp
[06:58:02] <Ethanol-fueled> looks like motherfuckers done passed out.
[06:58:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe I'll go jack off to Marissa Mayer's armpit.
[07:00:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tropico 5: Banned in Thailand - http://sylnt.us - esrb-dictators-only
[07:01:52] <chromas> Long as you don't get it in her hair
[07:06:30] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: You are a strange, deranged, and interesting man.
[07:07:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient - she's the one who showed it, and very deliberately.
[07:07:49] <Ethanol-fueled> SHE KNOWS WHY.
[07:08:04] <Subsentient> lol
[07:08:17] <Subsentient> Hairy armpits?
[07:12:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Women don't show armpits by accident.
[07:12:31] <Ethanol-fueled> for example, you notice how women nowadays like to adjust their hair constantly even though their hair does not need adjustment? Especially at the beach?
[07:12:34] * arti o.o
[07:13:08] <Ethanol-fueled> This is because they are showing everybody around them their armpits, and are looking for a cover for their gratuitous actions.
[07:13:42] <Ethanol-fueled> They do this because Beyonce and Katy Perry spend almost their entire shows with their arms up and uncovered.
[07:14:12] <Ethanol-fueled> And Those two do it because humans are filthy animals attracted to smelly and disgusting things.
[07:15:49] <Ethanol-fueled> The only problem is, some of them show them off out of habit and don't properly maintain them. They reveal a strip of dirt that don't match their hair, and if they get sloppy with the visible parts of their body, you can only imagine how sloppy they get with the parts that aren't visible to the public.
[07:17:41] <Ethanol-fueled> But as sexy as Marissa Mayer's photo shoot was, it was totally tacky and inappropriate for a tech figurehead. It's basically saying, "Who cares what happens to me company, look at me, I'm hot!"
[07:19:48] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I award you the golden gerbil, the most prestigious award that can be given, certifying that you are one of the weirdest people alive
[07:20:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient - Brenda Romero is the hottest woman in the tech world.
[07:20:55] <Ethanol-fueled> She's like the cougar who kidnaps your lilly white ass from the bar and sucks you so hard you have to pull the sheets out of your ass after your toes pop.
[07:22:14] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: You might just win next year's nomination a year early.
[07:22:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks bro. Much appreciated.
[07:23:01] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: Well, sanity is for the unimaginative, yes?
[07:23:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient - sometimes the truth is under peoples' noses, but they're too afraid to look.
[07:24:05] <Subsentient> or they're looking away trying to get it away from their nose, because it smells like ass.
[07:25:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient - women who poorly maintain themselves before a public showing most likely have an incompletely-wiped ass.
[07:25:53] <Subsentient> Hot pink underwear with skid marks, heh?
[07:26:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Subsentient -- why do you think women wear thongs?
[07:26:34] <Subsentient> So when they pick at it, they can smell their fingers and inhale the aroma of ass?
[07:27:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I've sniffed plenty of worn things, sometimes they don't even know that I did. But yes, that thin string does indeed smell like shit. This is what happens when you shit after showering.
[07:27:21] <Ethanol-fueled> thongs^
[07:30:10] <Ethanol-fueled> I try not to hold it against them. Many people shit after showering, I do not. I have my routine timed so perfectly that I shit before my pre-date shower and don't have to shit again until the next day.
[07:31:36] <Ethanol-fueled> It wasn't always that way. One time I incompletely wiped my ass, and I don't wear underwear. A longtime female friend drove all the way down from China Lake and picked me up from work after a 10-hour shift. I remember the both of us walking around a pet store looking for kitten products and the stench of sweaty shit eminating from me was unbearable.
[07:32:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Then after we got back to my apartment she walked in on me nairing by balls and thighs.
[07:33:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Ha! I thought I was going to get laid after all that. My ugly fat face was making smoochie motions at her begging for a kiss. She did kiss me, with the saddened dead eyes of a rookie prostitute.
[07:40:07] <Ethanol-fueled> And the kicker was that my roommate was privvy to my attempted evening plans, and I asked him to disappear for the night before my friend and I got home. He obliged, but disabled the screensaver and set the picture of the desktop background as the one with the big smiling fat kid wearing the shirt that says, "I fuck on the first date"
[07:41:19] <Ethanol-fueled> So that was one of the first things my female friend and I saw as we walked in the apartment, me already stinking of rotten ass and yet to duck into the bathroom and be caught by her applying hair-removal cream on my balls and thighs.
[07:42:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Even an alpha stud like me can't always win in life :)
[07:43:36] <arti> real smooth
[07:45:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Hell yeah.
[07:46:52] <arti> sounds like a fun story anyway
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[09:19:30] <keplr> I'd like to submit a story, but the best form I can find it is a podcast. Is it OK to link to an ITMS page?
[09:20:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Shows Promise for New Nerve Repair Technique - http://sylnt.us - research-funded-by-the-umbrella-corporation
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[10:01:13] <Azrael> keplr: write a blog post about the podcast then link to your blog post? ;)
[10:14:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 547
[10:19:02] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:19:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 548
[10:30:11] <Popeidol> It'd be handy if there's a transcript to the episode somewhere, but that's not exactly standard for podcasts
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[11:00:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Target's 2013 Data Breach Expected To Cost Them $148M - http://sylnt.us - lawyers-are-first-in-line
[11:50:36] <crutchy> love this music: https://www.youtube.com
[11:50:37] <monopoly> ^ 03Australia - Land Down Under in 4K - YouTube
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[12:50:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Archiveteam Tries to Save Twitch.tv - http://sylnt.us - tears-in-rain
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[14:15:00] <xunie-laptop> ls
[14:15:06] <xunie-laptop> wrong window, haha.
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[15:12:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Country is Ranked the Most Peaceful? - http://sylnt.us - no,-your-guess-wasn't-even-close
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[16:07:56] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:07:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 549
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[16:50:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Biting your momma's nipples.
[16:51:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 33 Years Later, is it STILL Murder? - http://sylnt.us - multiple-bites-of-the-cherry
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[18:58:02] <chromas> ^ Plinkett soon to follow
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[20:28:52] <swiss> ^as a government, that makes sense
[20:29:17] <swiss> while not "best for everyone", if one government is in control of the exploit list they end up having more power than surrounding governmnets
[20:30:26] <swiss> in a perfect world the US government could patch the vulns on every US server and every server a US citizen uses
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[20:44:46] <mythterj> Nah. Turning control of servers over to the government wouldn't work even in a perfect world. Government, by its very nature would quickly make everyone's world imperfect. Becarefull what you wish for.
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[20:52:35] <swiss> lol
[20:52:35] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[20:52:41] <SoyCow8461> hey - quick question, what's the RSS feed address.? I am sure I had it before - can
[20:52:45] <SoyCow8461> t can't find it now
[20:52:56] <swiss> i meant that in a perfect world the government would share it only with the right people, and they wouldn't share it with foreigners
[20:53:08] <swiss> but also, in a perfect world, people wouldn't leave vulns in their code
[20:54:31] <mythterj> In a perfect world we would have nothing but local government to take care of roads water and sewer.
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[20:56:29] <swiss> lol
[20:56:40] <swiss> it'd be nice if those just took care of themselves
[21:00:43] <arti> is this the star trek utopia
[21:05:10] <n1> why those two things 'in a perfect world', at that point the government just becomes a utility company.
[21:05:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> what, you mean those flying, space-hippie, federation twats? klingons ftmfw.
[21:06:47] * TheMightyBuzzard would rather eat gagh than live in that special hell
[21:08:20] <arti> http://vocaroo.com
[21:08:21] <monopoly> ^ 03Vocaroo | Voice message
[21:10:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> no money means you can never, ever, no matter what you do, own your own starship. how am i supposed to become a pirate without my own starship?
[21:12:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, wait, pirate... kill a few red-shirts and steal one of course. nevermind. go back to your utopian dreaming.
[21:15:28] * arti reads up
[21:15:43] <arti> for a moment i was thinking star citizen
[21:17:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> I was thinking H. L. Mencken. "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
[21:18:55] <arti> or as ethanol would probably say: shitting in throats.
[21:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> very likely
[21:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, paulej72 put in overtime on subscription work. he even put documentation in the new perl modules.
[21:25:35] <arti> nice!
[21:25:44] <arti> payment stuff is a lot of plumbing
[21:26:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think more new code went into what you get from subscriptions really.
[21:43:14] <paulej72> I think more “new” code went into perl modules loaded from CPAN.
[21:43:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, probably right. mojo is one large beast
[21:45:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, oh hey. cheers on all the error message causes you cleaned up as you passed.
[21:47:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> slowly but surely reading through every line of the pull request looking for "crap, how did we miss that" situations.
[21:52:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kinect-Style Hand-Gesture Controls for your Car - http://sylnt.us - moving-hands-to-drive-car
[21:58:10] <mrcoolbp> arti: I'll be a wee bit closer to your location in 24 hours from now
[22:14:25] <crutchy> arti is a payment system guru, but if you give him access he'll fill up the SN servers with waffles
[22:14:40] <crutchy> mmmmm
[22:14:47] <crutchy> waffles++
[22:14:47] <Bender> karma - waffles: 4
[22:17:26] * mrcoolbp considers cruthy's offer
[22:17:48] <mrcoolbp> will there be real maple and bacon?
[22:20:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> waffles++
[22:20:22] <Bender> karma - waffles: 5
[22:22:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> and also
[22:22:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[22:22:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 550
[22:27:51] <paulej72> OK I am traveling back to princeton. I’ll be offline for a few hours.
[22:30:18] <crutchy> !grab Ethanol-fuelled
[22:30:18] <Bender> I don't know what Ethanol-fuelled said, so I can't quote them!
[22:30:37] <crutchy> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[22:30:37] <Bender> Added quote 223
[22:31:14] <crutchy> i fagot haow too spel
[22:36:59] <mrcoolbp> don't use language like that = )
[22:37:42] <mrcoolbp> !quote 223
[22:37:42] <Bender> Quote 223 - <Ethanol-fueled> Biting your momma's nipples.
[22:44:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! i got the word dillhole into slashcode.
[22:46:09] <crutchy> a faggot is a pile of sticks
[22:46:11] <crutchy> :p
[22:47:54] <crutchy> http://www.oxforddictionaries.com
[22:48:41] <crutchy> heh
[22:48:53] <crutchy> that's a new one: (usually faggots) British A ball or roll of seasoned chopped liver, baked or fried.
[22:49:31] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:49:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 551
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[23:37:11] <crutchy> testing is good :D
[23:37:47] <crutchy> hopefully will do better with some tweaks to anti-flood
[23:38:59] <cykros> :-) /me is stuck in traffic
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[23:40:18] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, works better now :)
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[23:41:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, better is good
[23:41:29] * TheMightyBuzzard catches up on a month or two of xkcd
[23:41:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It's Now Possible to Play Netflix Natively on Linux - http://sylnt.us - just-lie-and-it-works
[23:41:33] <crutchy> https://github.com
[23:43:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that should work
[23:43:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> say, our twitter icon changed
[23:44:08] <crutchy> has it been stretched?
[23:44:44] * crutchy pushes dirty thoughts out
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[23:57:36] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah, they seemed like they needed some love, thoughts?
[23:58:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> it frightened and confused me for about a minute, then i adjusted and now I dig it.