#Soylent | Logs for 2014-07-10
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[00:10:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study: Children with Same-Sex Parents Happier and Healthier than those from Traditional Families - http://sylnt.us
[00:18:45] <chromas> What department? What department?!
[00:19:12] <juggs> are you having a panic attack chromas?
[00:19:30] <chromas> Yep
[00:19:38] <chromas> Deparmental withdrawal
[00:19:45] <chromas> From the what-do-you-think-gay-means dept
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[01:27:40] <chromas> We could invite the FBI to stop in by renaming juggler to jugglo
[01:27:48] <kobach> lol
[01:27:51] <kobach> hi chromas
[01:27:58] <chromas> hi kobach
[01:28:20] <chromas> Are you the only one left who can authorize hostmasks?
[01:30:34] <kobach> there are none waiting
[01:30:43] <kobach> 09.18:27:26 -HostServ(HostServ@services.)- End of list.
[01:31:26] <chromas> Oh. They were talking about TheMightyBuzzard getting one but they weren't sure how to /msg hostserv request
[01:31:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> you rang?
[01:31:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> </lurch>
[01:32:34] <chromas> You guys were talking about a hostmask earlier. kobach can authorize once you do a request
[01:32:47] <chromas> Poor kobach, he stops by and we pile on the slave labor
[01:32:57] <kobach> yes such hard work
[01:32:59] <kobach> typing
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[01:33:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers
[01:33:30] <kobach> lol
[01:33:43] <kobach> 09.18:33:05 -HostServ(HostServ@services.)- Assigned vhost Soylent/Staff/Developer/TMB to all nicks in account TheMightyBuzzard.
[01:34:09] <kobach> oh my
[01:34:34] <kobach> operserv freaked out over somthing and i have no clue what it means
[01:34:45] <kobach> rofl
[01:34:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun
[01:34:48] <kobach> dumb services
[01:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're moving servers soon anyway, ya?
[01:35:08] <kobach> idk
[01:35:16] <kobach> thats not my department
[01:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonderful line that. i plan on using it regularly.
[01:36:09] <kobach> feel free
[01:37:09] * TheMightyBuzzard goes back to foraging in the fridge
[01:42:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIT Finger Device Reads to the Blind in Real Time - http://sylnt.us - the-moving-finger-reads,-and-having-read,-moves-on
[01:44:48] <chromas> New band name: The Blind Finger
[01:46:41] <mrcoolbp> kobach@
[01:46:49] <mrcoolbp> hey man, how is thee?
[01:46:53] <mrcoolbp> .op
[01:46:53] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o mrcoolbp] by juggler
[01:47:15] <mrcoolbp> kobach: ping
[01:57:25] <kobach> hi
[01:57:27] <kobach> sup
[01:57:30] <kobach> not bad u
[01:59:29] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: ping
[02:24:20] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: ping
[02:24:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> pong
[02:25:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, sup?
[02:26:04] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: join channel: ##
[02:28:53] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: sigh
[02:29:03] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: ping
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[02:29:51] <chromas> mrcoolbp: anyone with op in that channel should be able to invite him
[02:30:06] <mrcoolbp> chromas: negative
[02:30:21] <chromas> hmm
[02:30:26] <mrcoolbp> Blackhole: would you kill me if we made it 1:30pm?
[02:30:35] <BlackHole> that's fine with me :)
[02:30:45] <mrcoolbp> cool, let's do that then
[02:30:59] <BlackHole> k
[02:31:08] <mrcoolbp> Black
[02:31:13] <mrcoolbp> BlackHole: thanks
[02:33:32] <mrcoolbp> cchromas: holy crap I'm dense
[02:33:40] <mrcoolbp> chromas: that did it actually!
[02:33:47] <mrcoolbp> chromas: thanks = )
[02:34:26] <chromas> :)
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[02:42:05] <mrcoolbp> chromas: whatcha up to these days?
[02:45:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> bloody hell i'm tired tonight
[02:45:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> not even 8pm and i'm ready for bed
[02:46:23] <mrcoolbp> yeah I hear ya
[02:46:31] <mrcoolbp> but I still gotta run to band practice in a few
[02:46:37] <mrcoolbp> we have 2 shows this weekend!
[02:46:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> polka?
[02:47:17] <mrcoolbp> almost
[02:47:23] <mrcoolbp> heavy progressive rock
[02:47:27] <mrcoolbp> close though.
[02:47:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, sister genres from way back
[02:48:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> and if they aren't, yankovick can make them so
[02:49:35] <mrcoolbp> if anyone can...
[02:50:39] <mrcoolbp> good ole Al can.
[02:51:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> just had to break out some angry whiteboy polka
[02:51:44] <mrcoolbp> my fav is "White and Nerdy"
[02:52:08] <chromas> I heard that before hearing the original song; the Al version is better
[02:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> also excellent.
[02:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> all about the pentiums is a good coding song
[02:52:50] <mrcoolbp> tru
[02:52:57] <mrcoolbp> chromas: M
[02:53:02] <mrcoolbp> MUCH better
[02:53:14] * mrcoolbp can't stand that tune which will not be named
[02:53:40] <chromas> beta?
[02:53:44] * mrcoolbp facepalms
[02:53:59] <chromas> oh oops
[02:54:20] * chromas divides by zero
[02:54:22] * TheMightyBuzzard gives the obligatory fuck beta
[02:54:52] <mrcoolbp> hear hear!
[02:55:15] <chromas> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:55:16] <monopoly> ^ 03Victim of Tor-hidden revenge smut site sues Tor Project developers β’ The Register: But EFF lawyer says deep-web team 'no more liable' than web server makers
[02:56:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, saw that. less liable than server makers, more like isps
[03:09:08] * mrcoolbp runs off in a hurry
[03:12:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> too! many! channels!
[03:16:01] <juggs> yeh the fragmentation is starting to get a little silly.
[03:16:23] <SpallsHurgenson> my toes are hot
[03:16:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, they sure are.
[03:16:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I need a fan on the floor just for my feet.
[03:16:59] <SpallsHurgenson> god, I miss AC
[03:19:30] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm pretty sure I'm a mutant branch of the homo sapien sapiens line that has evolved only to live in air conditioned environments
[03:19:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ugh, need 45 minutes of distraction to keep me awake
[03:20:08] <SpallsHurgenson> turn on Fox news
[03:20:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, too easy to sleep through
[03:20:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> tv news is worthless cept for the weather
[03:21:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Do Doctors Understand Test Results? - http://sylnt.us - dr.-speltz
[03:23:38] <SpallsHurgenson> being a doctor these days has to suck. Used to be it was a position of prestige; you got respect, were thought of as being well-educated, you had power over people's lives, and great pay
[03:24:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, now you mostly just spend 5m with a patient and 55 on paperwork
[03:24:38] <SpallsHurgenson> now everyone looks on the internet and thinks they know more than you, they hate you for not fixing their problems immediately, you are tied down by HMO red-tape and plumbers make more than you with less legal worries
[03:25:40] <SpallsHurgenson> on the other hand, all the free pens you could ever want from the pharmaceutical companies! :)
[03:28:12] <chromas> and staplers and mugs
[03:28:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> they see me strollin, they laughin
[03:28:36] <SpallsHurgenson> big gift fruit baskets too.
[03:30:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell with it. the cats can go to bed early tonight. i'm too tired to stay up to their normal bedtime.
[03:32:25] <SpallsHurgenson> cat bedtime is 10AM
[03:52:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep time now. yeah, I'm old.
[03:53:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[03:53:30] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs and heads off
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[04:22:49] <SpallsHurgenson> old is when you log onto IRC and then fall asleep before saying anything :)
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[04:31:26] <juggs> old is a state of mind, old is a moving target - as we age old never comes appears to come any nearer, we may no longer be young (that we can shrug off as - "grown up") - but who in their right mind would admit to, or allow themselves to think of themselves as being old? Might as well start digging our own graves and constructing our own boxes to climb into.
[04:32:34] <SpallsHurgenson> trust me, there's a point where you no longer can believe it is just a "state of mind" :)
[04:44:20] <juggs> that's mental frailty - you can stay young of mind whilst the body becomes decrepit around the mind. I suppose it is a matter of where you are viewing yourself from or how you perceive "you" to be, what do you perceive "you" to be? If you are solely and completely embodied by your physical form then yes life is just a match burning down, sooner or later there will be nothing left.
[04:48:51] <juggs> gawd, does no-one bother with textual change logs anymore? No need for that, when you can just diff 1000s of source files to work out what changed.
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[05:00:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Same Genes Drive Maths and Reading Ability - http://sylnt.us - genetically-destined-for-mediocrity
[05:09:48] <chromas> Then why is it I can see better than I can math?
[05:09:55] <chromas> er wait, it says "read"
[05:18:17] <juggs> doesn't that depend rather on the comparative scales you are measuring your seeing, math and reading ability? Are the test scenarios for "seeing" or "reading" or "maths" assessment even sane? We seem to have devolved to pop-sci.
[05:19:04] <chromas> it was a bad joke
[05:19:49] <chromas> so long as we don't devolve to The Learning Channel
[05:20:02] <juggs> the joke was poor granted but the article is just correlation
[05:20:25] * chromas should probably click the link
[05:20:30] <juggs> nah
[05:20:37] <chromas> The shortened url was a good one, though
[05:21:01] <juggs> I didn't spot that
[05:21:04] <juggs> :D
[05:22:53] <chromas> Hm. I can't get more karma so that means I need to make room
[05:22:57] <juggs> I take it The Learning Channel is some TV channel littered with adverts offering snippets of information?
[05:23:30] <SpallsHurgenson> the learning channel hasn't had information on it in 20 years
[05:23:45] <SpallsHurgenson> it makes the History Channel look INTELLECTUAL
[05:24:35] <chromas> It's an American tv channel where each show segment starts with a review of what you saw last, then shows clips of what you're going to see, then shows what they previewed, then reviews what you just saw before they show what you're going to see after the next ad break
[05:25:52] <SpallsHurgenson> and what you are seeing is shows like "19 kids and counting", "Say Yes to the Dress" and "The Cake Boss"
[05:27:01] <chromas> "Look at these people who won't throw anything away lololol!!"
[05:27:54] <juggs> I've no idea what the History Channel serves up either. Last I checked we had acquired some Quest channels. Then some git stole my coax to the rooftop aerial (presumably to weigh in as scrap). I didn't bother getting it replaced.
[05:28:20] <chromas> History Channel is aliens and Hitler
[05:28:30] <juggs> lol
[05:28:31] <chromas> and pawn shops for some reason
[05:28:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I wish it was hitler and aliens
[05:29:04] <juggs> breaking open storage lockers that have defaulted? That was a quest thing I think.
[05:29:11] <chromas> they occasionally have an 'expert' appraise some item and mention something about the 1940s and so I guess that makes it historical
[05:29:29] <SpallsHurgenson> these days it's pawn shops, swamp people and "big rig bounty hunters"
[05:29:51] <SpallsHurgenson> god, I feel stupider just for typing that last show title
[05:30:17] * chromas remembers TechTV
[05:30:51] * SpallsHurgenson gave up on TV years ago
[05:31:27] <juggs> oh wasn't there some series about a guy running around digging for american revolution artifacts... anyway, I'm glad the thieving gits stole my copper.
[05:31:51] <chromas> Some of the people who got fired from TechTV moved to the interwebz. I tried watching some of it but then I realized it's just hipsters talking about their ipods
[05:33:58] <SpallsHurgenson> I dunno, I used to listen to Leo Laporte o Twit.tv
[05:34:06] <chromas> But for some reason I picture Kevin Pereira as the singer for Modest Mouse
[05:34:08] <SpallsHurgenson> he was fun, and sometimes informative
[05:34:29] <juggs> I wonder what the BBC will do when the people of the UK wake up and realise they don't really have to pay that license demand that plopped on the doormat. Presumably just reword the law to something like "if you have eyes you will pay this".
[05:35:07] <chromas> Haven't Leo in a while. There used to be a guy in the local Radio Shack who reminded me of a Mexican version of him
[05:35:15] <chromas> I accidentally the verb
[05:35:49] <chromas> I heard they have inspectors or something who come a-knockin'; is that true?
[05:37:29] * chromas is on the backup ircd
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[05:43:17] * mrcoolbp is too
[05:52:16] * monopoly is tooβ¦you know, in case someone pastes a link :D
[05:53:31] <juggs> yes it is true. TV licensing has been outsourced to TVL (private corp). You get a letter plop demanding the fee, which you can check a box to say you don't need a license, or just ignore. Either way, an inspector will need to visit to verify that no license is required. As they are a private corp it's easy enough to deny them assumed right of access by sending a follow up letter. As it goes I quite like the BBC for the breadth of stuff they cover, b
[05:53:32] <juggs> ut money by menaces is not cool - that approach gets nowt.
[05:55:21] <chromas> I like a few of their shows, too, except for Little Britain
[06:01:30] <juggs> yeah some of the output is cringe worthy islander stuff. But ech we're on an over populated rock in the north atlantic, a rock many never leave, excuse our TV output.
[06:02:04] <juggs> we do out best
[06:02:10] <chromas> only if you'll excuse ours :D
[06:02:44] <chromas> and we don't even try anymore
[06:15:21] <juggs> phlergh. it's all become inexcusable garbage. I just hope the beeb can support themselves by exporting top gear and attenborough docs. I doubt it though, the whole thing is tied up in red tape, it can only end in a fiery plunge into the nearest sun.
[06:18:11] <juggs> oh,,, and dr who of course..... as long as they bring the crying angels back
[06:20:25] <arti> :D
[06:20:28] <arti> greetings
[06:20:32] <juggs> I'd pay good money to see a crying angels vs humanity film or series.
[06:20:40] <juggs> greetings arti
[06:21:31] <arti> there's really a show called big rig bounty hunters
[06:21:56] <arti> do they take a bunch of things and pop them into a randomizer (or just write them on scraps of paper and draw from a hat) for reality show ideas
[06:23:06] <juggs> s/crying angels/weeping angels in all the above
[06:23:06] * SedBot tosses a / to jyggs
[06:23:12] <juggs> yes yes
[06:23:36] <chromas> I think they get drunk on diet Coors and say "Uhhhh. Oh um, you know what could be more mediocre than this?"
[06:24:16] <arti> i read that as Colors at first
[06:24:18] <arti> "wtf, colors"
[06:24:22] <juggs> where do they post job ads?
[06:24:26] <arti> for what?
[06:24:51] <juggs> weeping angels
[06:24:55] <chromas> craigslist, next to the "m4m looking to give head in the park"
[06:24:59] <arti> i think you could do that on craigslist
[06:25:11] <arti> for more of a bite:
[06:25:24] <arti> "first time submissive looking for casual encounter"
[06:25:51] * juggs looks askance at arti
[06:27:24] * juggs must away
[06:27:27] <juggs> nightol
[06:27:30] <arti> alright man, enjoy CL
[06:27:40] <arti> also, meet somewhere of your choosing for best results
[06:27:46] <juggs> CL?
[06:28:00] <arti> CraigsList
[06:28:09] <juggs> uch
[06:28:11] * arti mimes signs
[06:29:38] * juggs falls over attempting to kill arti, thinks better of it and finds duvet cover
[06:30:18] juggs is now known as juggs|afk
[06:41:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bad Social Policy, Not Ideology, is to Blame for the Arab World's Downward Spiral - http://sylnt.us - prior-tyranny-at-least-meant-stability
[07:26:31] * NCommander is alive/awake now
[07:27:24] <pbnjoe> that is good
[07:27:51] <arti> i'm glad you found your slumber restful
[07:28:00] * arti prepares the virgins for NCommander's feeding
[07:28:24] <arti> they'll be ready once their Magic tournament has completed
[07:29:58] <NCommander> arti, Friday is coming, perhaps I should draft :-)
[07:30:21] <arti> should do a GoT spoof, maybe for frats
[07:30:25] <arti> Friday is coming...
[07:30:34] <arti> we need more men for the wall
[07:31:04] <arti> glad to hear you're feeling better
[07:31:14] <arti> we should see how much we can drink
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[09:03:13] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:03:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 350
[09:03:30] <arti> g'day
[09:09:02] <crutchy> g'day
[09:09:32] * crutchy is switching on nas drives and webserver after power outage :-/
[09:09:53] <ar> coffee--
[09:09:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 349
[09:10:31] <arti> yay for github
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[09:19:11] <crutchy> github is pretty cool
[09:19:49] <arti> all your codez should be in source control
[09:20:17] <JamesNZ> Track all the things!
[09:20:19] <arti> oh, i misinterpreted, thought something failed
[09:20:27] <arti> jamesNZ: i know! NSA!
[09:20:43] <JamesNZ> arti: Hehe :D
[09:21:21] <arti> greetings james
[09:21:46] <JamesNZ> Greetings \o
[09:22:00] <arti> o/
[09:22:33] * arti is investigating how multidimensional arrays work
[09:23:16] <JamesNZ> Fun :P What language?
[09:23:29] <arti> assembler
[09:23:52] <JamesNZ> O_o
[09:24:54] <crutchy> multidimensional as in 2 dimensions or 20?
[09:24:58] <arti> up to 4
[09:25:07] <crutchy> cool
[09:25:24] <arti> pretty smart how c strings do it
[09:25:42] <arti> the pascal way has merit too
[09:25:51] * crutchy likes delphi arrays
[09:25:59] <crutchy> including dynamic
[09:26:07] <arti> i'm no wizard, it's been very informative
[09:26:22] <arti> been on a compiler kicker since this weekend
[09:26:37] <crutchy> var ItsFullOfElements: array of array of array of array of array of string; :-P
[09:27:06] <arti> all boils down to how big of something you're making
[09:27:33] <arti> haven't worked out if allocations fail, yet.
[09:27:40] <arti> hopefully it's a flag
[09:27:41] <crutchy> or you can always do records containing records containing records
[09:27:53] <chromas> pascal++
[09:27:53] <Bender> karma - pascal: 5
[09:28:03] <crutchy> pascal++
[09:28:03] <Bender> karma - pascal: 6
[09:28:07] <crutchy> delphi++
[09:28:07] <Bender> karma - delphi: 8
[09:28:13] <chromas> delphi++
[09:28:13] <Bender> karma - delphi: 9
[09:28:28] * arti purchased 5 back in the day
[09:28:46] <arti> borland was cool and replaced my disc which busted in my backpack
[09:29:00] <crutchy> embarcadero--
[09:29:00] <Bender> karma - embarcadero: -1
[09:29:13] <arti> we'll see where their FM stuff goes
[09:29:53] <crutchy> they have All-Access XE now
[09:29:55] <arti> fm platform i think is what they refer to it as now
[09:30:03] <arti> drop cce
[09:30:06] <crutchy> wonder how many thousands of dollars that costs
[09:30:07] <arti> All-Ass XE
[09:30:16] * arti guesses mid 2000s
[09:31:17] <crutchy> i guess that's still cheaper than any autodesk product
[09:31:28] <chromas> autodesk--
[09:31:28] <Bender> karma - autodesk: -1
[09:31:34] <crutchy> autodesk--
[09:31:34] <Bender> karma - autodesk: -2
[09:31:34] <arti> uh sketchup pro is pretty cheap
[09:31:50] <arti> autodesk, the adobe of the engineering world
[09:32:12] <JamesNZ> Blender++
[09:32:12] <Bender> karma - blender: 1
[09:32:20] <chromas> blender++
[09:32:20] <Bender> karma - blender: 2
[09:32:26] <crutchy> i mostly get to use inventor (when i'm not doing comps) but it costs something like $20k/seat
[09:32:53] <arti> sounds like a job for a non internet connection machine >.>
[09:33:05] <arti> "yes, i'll use the phone activation, tyvm"
[09:33:52] <chromas> that works for all Sony software that was once Sonic Foundry
[09:33:56] <crutchy> i think the setup file for inventor 2015 premium awesome enterprise xp (or whatever the top version is) is a download :-/
[09:34:01] <chromas> Vegas, Acid, etc
[09:34:12] <crutchy> only our projects manager has it atm
[09:34:45] <arti> he should be a prick and save the files in only the newest format
[09:51:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google and Net Neutrality: Do No Good - http://sylnt.us - Stand-by-and-do-Nothing
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[10:13:59] <NCommander> Blh
[10:14:03] * NCommander feels lika bleh
[10:14:08] <NCommander> Not pysical bleh
[10:14:09] <NCommander> mental bleh
[10:14:35] <crutchy> g'day Subsentient, NCommander
[10:14:45] <arti> maybe you should try hunting some brains
[10:14:59] <arti> or read some wikipedia
[10:15:15] <arti> i recommend social justice related articles
[10:15:55] <NCommander> arti, ow
[10:16:11] * crutchy offers NC some waffles
[10:16:18] <chromas> waffles++
[10:16:18] <Bender> karma - waffles: 1
[10:16:21] <arti> wow
[10:16:24] <arti> waffle++
[10:16:24] <Bender> karma - waffle: 1
[10:16:25] <chromas> only one?
[10:16:31] <arti> no hits for singular either
[10:16:43] <chromas> travesty!
[10:18:06] <chromas> If you don't want to think, there's always YouTube. Baysplosions or unboxing videos
[10:18:14] <arti> pfft
[10:18:17] <arti> tumblr
[10:18:22] <ar> coffee--
[10:18:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 348
[10:18:23] <arti> "dumblr"
[10:18:26] <ar> waffles++
[10:18:26] <Bender> karma - waffles: 2
[10:18:29] <ar> http://arachnist.is-a.cat
[10:18:33] <chromas> tumblr pr0nz
[10:18:45] <arti> is that like looking at code, you know, under the covers
[10:20:13] <chromas> source codeβafter dark
[10:21:38] <arti> For the night is dark, and full of errors...
[10:21:54] <crutchy> and glowballs
[10:55:54] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:55:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 349
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[11:09:50] <crutchy> g'day Nerdfest
[11:21:19] <Konomi> for a second I thought you were using that as a greeting to the whole channel
[11:21:20] <Konomi> ;p
[11:29:54] <crutchy> hi konomi :-P
[11:30:04] <Konomi> hi
[11:30:14] <crutchy> how you been
[11:30:15] <crutchy> ?
[11:33:03] <Konomi> still breathing
[11:33:05] <Konomi> I think
[11:33:22] <crutchy> good to hear :-)
[11:33:34] <crutchy> err,... see
[11:33:55] * crutchy offers konomi some asmol, just in case
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[11:41:52] <Konomi> asmol?
[11:43:29] <crutchy> ~define asmol
[11:43:45] <crutchy> inhaler drug
[11:44:00] <crutchy> pfft exec not even here :-P
[11:44:14] <crutchy> stoopid bot
[12:11:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Curve41417: New ECC Curve Bumps Speed/Security Baseline - http://sylnt.us - DJBFTW
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[12:57:55] <chromas> Bender: s/(Bumps)(Speed)/\2\1/
[12:58:06] <chromas> Bender: s/.(Bumps).(Speed)/\2\1/
[12:58:07] <SedBot> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Curve41417: New ECC CurveSpeedBumps/Security Baseline - http://sylnt.us - DJBFTW
[12:58:19] <chromas> Close enough
[13:27:08] <chromas> http://www.forbes.com
[13:27:08] <monopoly> ^ 03Drone Users Largely Silent Regarding FAA Rules That May Limit Flights - Forbes: Where are the drone users and model aircraft enthusiasts who have been so vocal about the FAA? Is it possible they have been scared into silence and are not participa...
[13:27:42] <chromas> From the everything-is-a-drone-now dept
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[13:28:47] <d33tah> hi folks
[13:29:05] <d33tah> sorry for the blasphemy, but i just take a look at slashdot.org and looks like they have a new beta. looks quite bearable
[13:30:03] <crutchy> its probably because they either found out how bureaucratic the FAA is and couldn't be bothered dealing with them, or they just couldn't be bothered to begin with. whining about the FAA on the other hand is something most people are happy to give up some time for :-P
[13:30:17] <crutchy> hi d33tah. might check it out
[13:30:22] <crutchy> fuck beta!
[13:30:29] <chromas> Crutchy no!!
[13:30:33] <d33tah> crutchy: yeah, fuck beta :P
[13:30:40] <chromas> It's a trap
[13:30:42] <crutchy> it's an alpha beta
[13:30:46] <d33tah> haha
[13:30:55] <d33tah> anyway, well, it changed
[13:30:59] <d33tah> at least that's now what i recall
[13:31:06] <d33tah> perhaps they do listen to some degree anyway
[13:31:14] <crutchy> i just get the old layout :-/
[13:31:26] <crutchy> on desktop anyway
[13:31:34] <chromas> They should have done that between the first two times they showed it to us
[13:32:12] <d33tah> crutchy: http://beta.slashdot.org
[13:32:13] <monopoly> ^ 03Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters ( http://beta.slashdot.org )
[13:32:38] <chromas> Not sure what xrds is
[13:32:46] <d33tah> neither am i
[13:33:15] <crutchy> hmm yeah looks ok. bit more classic and less tard
[13:33:27] <crutchy> at least it gives you the option to go to the old layout
[13:34:02] <crutchy> hahaha unicode fail :-P
[13:34:06] <chromas> Dogfart--
[13:34:06] <Bender> karma - dogfart: -1
[13:34:23] <crutchy> in the pictures/text only/headlines buttons
[13:34:28] <d33tah> bender--
[13:34:28] <Bender> karma - bender: -9
[13:34:38] <d33tah> crutchy: yeah, i got that too
[13:34:39] <crutchy> the pictures thing looks tard
[13:35:09] <crutchy> they must have spent a bagload of money on that old beta shit and they reluctant to just bin it outright
[13:35:50] <crutchy> lol dogfart?
[13:36:23] <crutchy> you have a dog and it just farted so bad it smells like the dog took a dump in your nostrils?
[13:36:23] <chromas> Dog's nearby
[13:36:31] <chromas> Polluting
[13:36:56] <chromas> I get gray rectangles on those buttons
[13:37:11] <chromas> Also I think I see George Lucas in there
[13:37:45] <d33tah> d33tah++
[13:38:16] <crutchy> there's a little digital 14 at the start of the search button text in the header. dunno wtf that's all about
[13:38:24] <d33tah> Hi there! Youβve taken the time to send us email about Slashdotβs <a
[13:38:26] <d33tah> href="http://beta.slashdot.org <http://beta.slashdot.org/>">in-progress
[13:38:26] <chromas> Cheating++
[13:38:26] <Bender> karma - cheating: 1
[13:38:27] <monopoly> ^ 03Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters ( http://beta.slashdot.org )
[13:38:28] <monopoly> ^ 03Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters ( http://beta.slashdot.org )
[13:38:28] <d33tah> redesign</a>. Thank you, from the editors, coders, and designers.
[13:38:30] <d33tah> We can't respond individually to every email, but we are both reading and
[13:38:32] <d33tah> cataloging every comment. Reader suggestions have been crucial to improving the
[13:38:34] <d33tah> site over the years, particularly when we make changes that effect the way the
[13:38:36] <d33tah> site looks and behaves.
[13:38:38] <d33tah> And this isn't the first time that we've been through this process. We value
[13:38:40] <d33tah> that our community has strong feelings about the look or behavior of any part of
[13:38:42] <d33tah> Slashdot; love it or hate it or both at the same time, we want to know.
[13:38:44] <d33tah> Have more to say?
[13:38:46] <d33tah> The more detailed and specific your comments, the easier it is to take action on
[13:38:48] <d33tah> them.
[13:38:50] <d33tah> --Is there a feature you canβt reach?
[13:38:52] <d33tah> -- A preference you wish you could specify?
[13:38:54] <d33tah> --If you include a screenshot of a mis-feature, or a mocked-up example of what
[13:38:56] <d33tah> youβd rather see, we sincerely appreciate it. Just include it as an attachment.
[13:38:58] <d33tah> --Likewise, send examples of other sites with implementations you like.
[13:39:00] <d33tah> Slashdotβs readers are what make the site; thanks again for taking the time to
[13:39:02] <d33tah> tell us whatβs on your mind.
[13:39:04] <d33tah> <a href="http://beta.slashdot.org/faq/index.shtml#betanews">Read more about
[13:39:05] <monopoly> ^ 03FAQ - Slashdot ( http://beta.slashdot.org )
[13:39:06] <d33tah> the redesign here</a>, as well as on <a
[13:39:08] <d33tah> href="http://slashdot.org/~slashdotblog/journal">the Slashdot Blog</a>.
[13:39:10] <d33tah> shit, 23 lines flood.
[13:39:11] <monopoly> ^ 03slashdotblog - Slashdot User ( http://slashdot.org )
[13:39:14] <crutchy> if you email us in the next 15 minutes we'll throw in a free set of steak knives!
[13:39:46] <crutchy> yay i'm finally not going to be the trollingest troll
[13:40:02] <chromas> We can use the steak knives to cut the shit
[13:40:20] <crutchy> i think /.'s shit would break steak knives
[13:40:35] <crutchy> its some stubborn shit
[13:40:48] <crutchy> smells like your dog
[13:51:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Goodbye Siri in China? - http://sylnt.us - I'm-sorry.
[13:51:43] <crutchy> probary cosh siri sounded very siri in china
[13:51:59] <crutchy> oh wait that's north korea
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[14:11:29] <crutchy> hi Mattiep
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[14:13:42] <prospectacle> evening
[14:14:48] <crutchy> g'day prospectacle
[14:15:43] <prospectacle> Hey crutchy, how's tricks etc?
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[14:16:04] <crutchy> doing little bit of bot rework
[14:16:17] <crutchy> can't help myself :-P
[14:16:24] <prospectacle> that's the spirit
[14:17:46] <prospectacle> some people have to be taught to paint, some people would have to be taught not to paint
[14:17:51] <prospectacle> or something
[14:18:30] <prospectacle> I'm optimising, good fun. With a bit of sneaky trickery I reckon I can get 20 seconds down to about 2 seconds (at least for most use cases)
[14:18:36] <crutchy> sounds very shakespearian
[14:18:49] <crutchy> cool
[14:19:21] <prospectacle> actually it's a butchered version of some quote I can't recall
[14:20:18] <prospectacle> "Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be taught how not to. So it is with the great programmers" - alan perlis
[14:20:25] <prospectacle> what's happening in the bot world?
[14:20:41] <crutchy> "...and some people are just too lazy to be taught at all" :-P
[14:20:49] <crutchy> dunno
[14:20:56] <crutchy> mines borked atm
[14:21:09] <crutchy> that's pretty normal though :-P
[14:21:20] <prospectacle> that's how you learn, I guess
[14:21:31] <crutchy> sedbot is borked in #test :-(
[14:21:31] * SedBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[14:21:48] <prospectacle> there's fuck all on tv tonight, what I am going to program to?
[14:21:55] <prospectacle> maybe there's something good on the catch up
[14:23:24] <crutchy> i'm listening to http://www.youtube.com
[14:23:25] <monopoly> ^ 03Chill Beauty {HQ HD} Dj Silentony - YouTube: Dj Silentony {Solstice} Mix {Models In The Mix - The Beautiful Emma Watson} Chillout Makeout - https://www.youtube.com https://www.youtub...
[14:23:34] <prospectacle> s/borked/still working in #soylent but/
[14:24:10] <prospectacle> is it good?
[14:24:42] <chromas> prospectacle: s/.*/π©/g
[14:24:42] <SedBot> <chromas> <prospectacle> π©
[14:25:02] <chromas> s/.(*)/π©/g
[14:25:03] <crutchy> sedbot working in ## too. i think sedbot must run separately in each channel or something
[14:25:03] * SedBot is a 53-line awk script, https://github.com
[14:25:20] <prospectacle> lol
[14:25:59] <prospectacle> you know if you're not careful your bot will one day with the turing prize
[14:26:33] <prospectacle> then you'll never get a moment's piece, everyone will want to talk to you and give you money. It will be horrible
[14:26:41] <crutchy> you mean monopoly?
[14:26:59] <prospectacle> isn't it called exec?
[14:27:33] <crutchy> oh yeah. monopoly is chromas'. i thought you meant it cos i couldn't imagine how exec would pass anything except maybe gas
[14:27:45] <chromas> Exec++
[14:27:45] <Bender> karma - exec: 3
[14:27:57] <prospectacle> well if you keep at, it can only go one way
[14:28:02] <prospectacle> watch out!
[14:28:05] <crutchy> smellier?
[14:28:16] <chromas> One-way gas
[14:28:31] <crutchy> multi-way gas would be disturbing
[14:28:48] <chromas> It's recycling
[14:28:49] <crutchy> maybe lesbian gas from starcraft is multi-way gas
[14:29:06] <prospectacle> I know all those words but that sentence makes no sense
[14:29:09] <chromas> π
[14:29:42] <prospectacle> can you type fancy unicode glyphs in directly or do you copy and paste?
[14:29:46] <prospectacle> or is it magic?
[14:30:01] <chromas> Buttmagic
[14:30:18] <chromas> Phone keyboard has them
[14:30:40] <prospectacle> hmm, a phone with a keyboard?
[14:30:59] <chromas> Soft keyboard
[14:31:12] <crutchy> ΓΕ₯Β§ ΠΓ
ΔΒ‘β¬
[14:31:38] <crutchy> shit picking buttmagic is slow
[14:31:39] <prospectacle> j/k I don't know what the joke is, really. It's funny to imagine someone coming from a time when phones don't have keyboards then seeing what we call "phone"
[14:32:58] <prospectacle> with unicode we could play a slightly better version of chess, although I was dissapointed to see that 1d chess was invented a long time ago
[14:33:00] <crutchy> or take a smartphone back to the early 20th century and ask someone if you can take their photo
[14:33:03] <prospectacle> and there are already many variations
[14:33:29] <crutchy> "can i take your photo?"
[14:33:53] <crutchy> "where would you like to take my photo too? you can take it if you bring it back"
[14:34:26] <crutchy> hmm used my wrong english
[14:34:29] <prospectacle> Yeah I often think of that quote about sufficiently advanced technology being indistinguishable from magic.
[14:34:44] <crutchy> chromas' dog is magic
[14:35:01] <crutchy> it creates smells out of thin air :-P
[14:35:12] <chromas> We could teach duckface to historical womens
[14:35:24] <prospectacle> how did they ever find a mate without it
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[14:35:56] <prospectacle> evening rand
[14:36:27] <rand> mornin here *yawn*
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[14:38:07] <prospectacle> well a good day to you, then, and also to weeds
[14:38:22] <weeds> good morning!
[14:39:11] <weeds> I'm wondering about messages I have on Soylent. There are headings, but no content.
[14:39:32] <crutchy> content is overrated :-P
[14:39:56] <prospectacle> in your journal?
[14:40:40] <crutchy> my journal is most certainly overrated (even though its not rated)
[14:40:57] <weeds> crutchy: :) They are notifications that friends have made journal entries. I figured there would be a link?
[14:41:35] <chromas> Known bug; a bit old though
[14:41:54] <crutchy> maybe its just to say "ner ni ner ni ner ner i made a journal and you didn't pthpthpthpth" (or however a mouth fart is spelt)
[14:42:03] <prospectacle> I'm into this new bug, you probably haven't heard of it.
[14:42:30] <crutchy> prospectacle s/you probably haven't heard of it/it's rather sexy/
[14:42:44] * crutchy kicks sedbot
[14:42:56] <chromas> crutchy: need delimiter
[14:43:02] <chromas> After name
[14:43:13] <crutchy> pfft. delimiters are overrated too
[14:43:50] <weeds> crutchy: you're in a strange mood today... not enough coffee?
[14:43:59] <chromas> It's how it knows what's in your colon
[14:44:20] <prospectacle> crutchy: s/delimiters/papercuts/
[14:44:21] <SedBot> <prospectacle> <crutchy> pfft. papercuts are overrated too
[14:44:37] <crutchy> dunno weeds. i don't feel any stranger than usual, but its pretty hard to get any stranger than strange :-P
[14:44:54] <weeds> crutchy: indeed
[14:45:06] <crutchy> maybe i'm strangererer :-D
[14:45:22] <weeds> I've been away for a while.
[14:45:57] <prospectacle> welcome back then weeds. We kept a spot open for you
[14:46:03] <prospectacle> do anything fun on your vacation?
[14:46:42] <crutchy> yeah welcome back matey. though i kinda vaguely remember you popping in and out. maybe that was your irc client making love to the intertubes
[14:46:54] <weeds> prospectacle: it was travel for work mostly. A couple days off mixed in to visit with my brother :)
[14:47:33] <weeds> yes, work has been busy... (good thing)
[14:47:50] <prospectacle> sometimes I wish I had a job with travel. Then other times they're looking for someone to travel and I think "don't ask me, don't ask me"
[14:47:52] <crutchy> weeds++ busy is good
[14:47:53] <Bender> karma - weeds: 5
[14:48:03] <prospectacle> What kind of work do you do?
[14:48:38] <crutchy> i kinda hate going out to client sites sometimes. mainly when its cold/wet
[14:49:23] <crutchy> or stinky
[14:49:50] <prospectacle> well it's forecast for stinky, but only a 40% chance
[14:49:51] <crutchy> (paper mills are stinky places... i don't much like going out to the one of those nearby)
[14:50:43] <crutchy> 100% chance of stinky at chromas' place, with added dog
[14:51:23] <chromas> Paper mill smells better than dogfart
[14:51:49] <crutchy> i dunno. it would have to be a pretty bad dogfart to outstink black liquor
[14:52:01] <chromas> Plus they have the cool steam clouds
[14:52:43] <crutchy> if you see yellow that's when you run :-P
[14:52:55] <crutchy> or is it blue. can't remember
[14:53:19] <prospectacle> I used to work from home, which seems great on the surface. Probably most people have desired it at some point. It's not good though. Not full time.
[14:53:29] <chromas> I haven't actually been in, so there could be other smells I don't know
[14:53:39] <crutchy> home isn't meant to be productive
[14:53:47] <crutchy> (except in the bedroom)
[14:54:05] <prospectacle> Was great at first. Like a dream come true. Then a few months later I was like "I should go for a walk I haven't been out of the house in about three days, I'll get rickets"
[14:54:29] <weeds> Browser based document management software. I am a working manager
[14:55:00] <prospectacle> weeds that sounds really interesting. Do you have to travel for clients, or cause it's a big/spread out company?
[14:56:05] <weeds> a little of both. last couple of weeks it was travel to Fla to train a customer and last week was travel to philly (mother ship) for meetings.
[14:57:03] <weeds> prospectacle: What do you do?
[14:57:05] <prospectacle> Sounds like things are going well if they can afford to send real people out on training.
[14:57:30] <prospectacle> weeds, also (mostly) browser based stuff, reporting and the like. But not management, i'm a code monkey
[14:58:03] <prospectacle> I suppose I should learn to manage one of these days. That's where the money is.
[14:58:11] <weeds> A big section of our customers are in the electric power business. Generation and transmission as well as distribution. A good business to be in!
[14:58:44] <prospectacle> Yeah, I heard electric power is quite popular these days among key demographics
[14:59:08] <weeds> :)
[14:59:15] <crutchy> do you do erp software, like maximo
[14:59:59] <crutchy> or eam, or whatever the acronym is :-P
[15:00:51] <weeds> document and content management with workflow http://www.vansystems.com
[15:00:52] <monopoly> ^ 03e-DMS.NET | Enterprise Content Management | VanSystems.com: VanSystems.com is proud to offer e-DMS.NET, an amazing electronic content management program for businesses.
[15:01:14] <prospectacle> seems like anything that can save big organisations time and paperwork is the money
[15:01:27] <weeds> amazing? I have to talk to our marketing people...
[15:01:58] <crutchy> is it for things like permits and reports and drawings and stuff?
[15:02:18] <crutchy> sorry if i'm being nosey. i'm pretty close to that industry myself :-D
[15:02:32] <crutchy> (from a different angle though)
[15:04:49] <weeds> crutchy: no worries, happy to talk about it. the system is file format agnotic. Most of our customers use it for scanned documents (like invoices), and AutoCAD.
[15:05:26] <crutchy> ooh autocad *shudders*
[15:05:58] * crutchy is somewhat professionally experienced with autocrap
[15:06:40] <weeds> No problem, Our viewer can open 200+ file formats or pass the file to the OS. We don't edit it, just store it, chekout and check in and display.
[15:06:47] <prospectacle> Sometimes it amazes me how much extra work computers create (managing versions, transfers, backups) but then I remember that real paper had all those problems, times 10.
[15:07:26] <prospectacle> it's better on computers, as long as you don't expect them to never break, or to read your mind.
[15:09:23] <crutchy> weeds: the check in/check out sounds interesting. might be nice to find a substitute for autodesk vault to manage big inventor projects
[15:10:18] <prospectacle> weeds, so does the viewer open stuff in the browser: pdfs, autocads, etc (the 200+)?
[15:10:32] <prospectacle> If so, does it use a plugin or have you managed to do all this with regular web languages?
[15:11:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - British Start Up Allows Google Glass to Take Photos Using Brainwaves - http://sylnt.us - Pure-Energy
[15:11:48] <weeds> Yes it does. Unfortunately the version we have now is an active x control. It also has markup capability
[15:12:38] <prospectacle> I was gonna say, that would be hard to do without a plugin. Possible, no doubt, but pretty incredible
[15:15:30] <crutchy> could do it using pdf
[15:15:55] <weeds> pdf is supported
[15:15:56] <prospectacle> yeah firefox .js pdf viewer is pretty nifty
[15:16:09] <prospectacle> but i'd be amazed if someone had done that for 200+ formats.
[15:16:27] <prospectacle> that would be "amazing"
[15:16:31] <crutchy> dunno if its just in adobe pdf reader, but you can view 3d models in adobe reader (and spin them around, pan, zoom, turn parts on/off etc)
[15:16:45] <crutchy> no extra software required
[15:17:05] <crutchy> we send our clients '3D PDFs' all the time now
[15:17:23] <crutchy> they reckon its the best thing since sliced bread
[15:17:34] <prospectacle> cool i didnt know you could do that
[15:18:04] <crutchy> till i saw this i always wondered why adobe reader was so bloated
[15:18:20] <crutchy> i dunno if it works in any other pdf reader. haven't tried tbh
[15:18:36] <prospectacle> yeah it would be interesting to know if it works in the firefox version
[15:18:57] <crutchy> you just need a specific program to create the pdf file from a dwfx file
[15:19:18] <crutchy> yeah that's what i was thinking. cos then you wouldn't need extra plugins
[15:20:16] <crutchy> i dunno what its called cos i don't make them. usually i just create the dwfx file and get someone who knows what they're doing to work the program :-P
[15:24:22] <crutchy> i bookmarked your company website weeds :-)
[15:24:28] <crutchy> might bring it up at work
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[15:36:47] <prospectacle> ftp://ftp2.bentley.com it displays but there's no manipulation
[15:36:56] <prospectacle> in firefox pdf.js
[15:38:10] <prospectacle> β++
[15:38:15] <prospectacle> darn
[15:40:18] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[15:40:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 350
[15:40:23] <Blackmoore> mornin all
[15:40:32] <prospectacle> (β)++
[15:40:32] <Bender> karma - (β): 1
[15:40:40] <prospectacle> ah ha!
[15:40:50] <prospectacle> (β)++
[15:40:50] <Bender> karma - (β): 2
[15:40:51] <prospectacle> (β)++
[15:40:51] <Bender> karma - (β): 3
[15:40:53] <prospectacle> etc
[15:41:02] <crutchy> cool
[15:41:13] <crutchy> karma hack
[15:41:15] <crutchy> :-D
[15:41:16] <crutchy> (β)++
[15:41:17] <Bender> karma - (β): 4
[15:42:32] <crutchy> (βΈββ»β»βΊβΊ)++
[15:42:32] <Bender> karma - (ββββββ): 1
[15:42:43] <crutchy> hmm hard to read in xchat
[15:43:49] <Blackmoore> O.o
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[15:44:52] <crutchy> g'day mechanicjay
[15:45:20] * crutchy offers Blackmoore some milo
[15:46:18] <prospectacle> β
[15:46:54] <Blackmoore> there are time when I'd love to post up a comic..
[15:46:55] <Blackmoore> http://amultiverse.com
[15:46:56] <monopoly> ^ 03Scenes From A Multiverse Β» Life In An Ordinary Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg: Life In An Ordinary Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg
[15:47:10] <mechanicjay> Hey crutchy
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[15:49:28] <crutchy> hi pbnjoe
[15:49:46] <crutchy> must be wake up time in murica :-P
[15:52:01] <crutchy> only about 10 mins till friday here. i should get some shuteye before i gotta get up for workipoos
[15:52:35] <crutchy> night all
[15:52:53] <mechanicjay> later crutchy
[15:53:20] <prospectacle> see you crutchy
[15:53:24] <pbnjoe> hey crutchy, I gots to get off to work, yeah :P
[15:53:39] <pbnjoe> cya
[15:55:50] <prospectacle> New game: unicode fiction: β
βΉ β βΊ β β β΅ β β½
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[16:05:56] <mrcoolbp> coffee++
[16:05:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 351
[16:06:08] <weeds> prospectacle: reminds me of this - http://www.collegehumor.com
[16:06:09] <monopoly> ^ 03Font Conference - CollegeHumor Video: This video wasn't long enough, so we made it double-spaced.
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[16:06:56] <prospectacle> wait, now I'm getting the hang of it: β
βΉ ββΊ ββ β βΌβ½β³ β΅ ββ β½β€
[16:08:20] <weeds> "Get with the Times New Roman"
[16:09:00] <prospectacle> weeds that's a funny video
[16:09:43] <Blackmoore> Blackmoore: feels like he's tryong to read hyroglypics.
[16:09:59] <Blackmoore> (and apparently i cant type for crap today/
[16:10:44] <prospectacle> yeah some of them didn't come out like i'd hoped
[16:10:46] <weeds> hyrogly-pics I like it!
[16:11:44] <weeds> prospectacle: The main writer on that now writes for last-week-tonight-with-john-oliver
[16:11:46] <prospectacle> basically someone wakes up unhappy, they have coffee and are happy. They get a call and are invited somewhere. They take a plane to somewhere sunny, play soccer and golf. Then a boat to somehwere snowy and build a snowman. Then it's night time and romance. The end
[16:12:09] <prospectacle> pretty sophisticated stuff. Real character development. You can practically taste the salt water
[16:12:42] <prospectacle> weeds, it's a cut above the average college-humor stuff (which isn't bad anyway)
[16:13:02] <prospectacle> I haven't seen enough of john oliver's show. It's probably somewhere like hulu?
[16:14:09] <weeds> maybe. I saw it once or twice. political satire like Stewart and Colbert.
[16:18:02] <prospectacle> here's a short story for those in a hurry: β β β
[16:28:15] <weeds> what's the second one?
[16:29:12] <prospectacle> swordfight
[16:29:37] <prospectacle> i guess it doesn't work so well in small font
[16:30:44] <Blackmoore> ah an epic pirate battle on the high seas
[16:31:34] <weeds> how does the flag fit in?
[16:31:56] <prospectacle> actually it was meant to be conquest and planting a flag, bug I should be happy when people read their own meaning into it
[16:32:08] <Blackmoore> pirates took the ship,
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[16:34:16] <weeds> I was heading for a Christopher Columbus kind of thing but that didn't fit the swords :)
[16:39:58] <prospectacle> maybe this is less ambiguous: β΅ β β βͺβ
[16:40:28] <prospectacle> that's european colonialism
[16:43:24] <prospectacle> http://webinterfacetricks.com
[16:43:37] <prospectacle> between 9000 and 11000 seem to be the most interesting pictographically
[16:50:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What's the Best Current Bittorrent Client? - http://sylnt.us - depends-on-how-many-ads-you-want
[16:51:26] <Blackmoore> *hangs head in shame * boy did i just mis read that..
[16:51:52] <Blackmoore> but i do have a name for a new porn site..
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[17:34:45] <mrcoolbp> sup juggs
[17:35:31] <juggs> hey mrcoolbp - not much, just regaining sentience
[17:35:42] <juggs> coffee++
[17:35:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 352
[17:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[17:37:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 353
[17:37:30] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I know what you mean
[17:37:35] * mrcoolbp needs another cup
[17:38:26] <Blackmoore> coffee ++
[17:38:31] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[17:38:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 354
[17:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i completely slept through when i was going to go fishing this morning because of the rain, so good and rested for a change.
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[17:45:16] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard: you deserve it = )
[17:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i would have been good either way. fishing it the rain i can live without though.
[17:46:00] <mrcoolbp> mmm yeeaass
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[18:11:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Man Who Saw Time Stand Still - http://sylnt.us - things-I-wish-I-could-do
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[18:17:17] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: goodmorning?
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[18:45:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, think that's done unless i forgot something
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[18:51:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hell, now i've nothing to do that won't leave me with more piled up manual merging
[18:59:18] <TK> Lunch++
[18:59:18] <Bender> karma - lunch: 1
[18:59:23] <TK> hmmm
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[19:17:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> read a book time i suppose
[19:36:07] * arti recommends Discworld
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[20:08:41] <Blackmoore> Blackmoore specifies - Jingo.. (one of Discworld series)
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[20:42:40] <mrcoolbp_> !todo featured article
[20:42:40] <Bender> todo item 12 added
[20:48:12] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: how do you want the featered article to work? I have a slashbox that is susposed to be a place to put a featured article, but it does require that it manually put in as html
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[22:29:12] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: html link in a slashbox was exactly what I was thinking
[22:29:34] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: ideally that would be super-easy to edit
[22:30:15] <paulej72> Yes, I can even set it that eds can edit it if we want
[22:30:49] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: that sounds perfect
[22:31:05] <paulej72> If you have something you want posted now, get me the info and Iβll set it up
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[23:29:59] <paulej72> ~time ak
[23:30:00] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 10 July 2014, 09:29:58 pm
[23:30:08] <paulej72> ~time alaska
[23:30:10] <exec> [Google] 1:30pm Thursday (AKDT) - Time in Alaska, USA
[23:30:15] <arti> ~time oz
[23:30:16] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Thursday, 10 July 2014, 09:30:15 pm
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[23:38:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~time Perth
[23:38:42] <exec> [Google] 5:38am Friday (WST) - Time in Perth WA, Australia
[23:38:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~time Brisbane
[23:39:00] <exec> [Google] 7:38am Friday (EST) - Time in Brisbane QLD, Australia
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[23:53:18] <Blackmoore> ~weather hell, mi
[23:53:24] <exec> Weather for Pinckney, MI US at 2014-07-10 21:19:00 (UTC) ~ 0.6 hrs ago:
[23:53:24] <exec> temperature = 77Β°F (25Β°C) dewpoint = 58Β°F (14.4Β°C)
[23:53:24] <exec> barometric pressure = 1020.6 mb ~ change of -0.1 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 52%
[23:53:25] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 338Β°
[23:53:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> seems that it's quite pleasant in hell.
[23:54:52] <Blackmoore> indeed
[23:55:15] <Blackmoore> ~weather anchorage ak
[23:55:17] <exec> Weather for Anchorage, AK US at 2014-07-10 21:28:00 (UTC) ~ 0.5 hrs ago:
[23:55:18] <exec> temperature = 54Β°F (12.2Β°C) dewpoint = 52.9Β°F (11.6Β°C)
[23:55:18] <exec> barometric pressure = 1007 mb ~ change of -0.2 mb over past 0.3 hrs relative humdity = 95%
[23:55:19] <exec> wind speed = 0 mph (0 km/h) wind direction = 304Β°
[23:55:36] <Blackmoore> that's not so bad.