#Soylent | Logs for 2014-06-04

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[00:01:07] <arti> regional references to things
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[00:01:20] <arti> greetings oh typed programmer
[00:01:40] <Subsentient> You mean me?
[00:01:47] <arti> yes, i am mean to you.
[00:01:53] <Subsentient> $burrito arti
[00:01:53] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at arti
[00:02:02] <Subsentient> Glad to see aqu4's still here.
[00:02:08] <Subsentient> $seen NCommander
[00:02:09] <aqu4> I last saw NCommander at 2014-06-02 17:01:15 UTC in #soylent. Their most recent message is "SirFinkus, amazes me how many DF players we have"
[00:02:09] * arti catches it mid air and does a fancy landing
[00:02:14] <Subsentient> $time UTC
[00:02:15] <aqu4> Tue 2014-06-03 10:02:14 PM UTC
[00:02:21] <arti> $title anus.com
[00:02:21] <aqu4> Title for page anus.com: "301 Moved Permanently"
[00:02:38] <Subsentient> $title yourmom.com
[00:02:39] <aqu4> Title for page yourmom.com: "Site Temporarily Unavailable"
[00:02:47] <arti> $title nou.com
[00:02:53] <aqu4> Failed to connect to retrieve page title.
[00:03:15] <Subsentient> $title fearthegerbils.com
[00:03:16] <aqu4> No title found.
[00:03:40] <arti> $title stormtrooperslovelongchainpolymers.com
[00:03:41] <aqu4> No title found.
[00:04:14] <crutchy> he would be typed if he were a pascal programmer
[00:04:33] <arti> so, are you guys frothing at the mouth for swift?
[00:04:46] <crutchy> taylor swift?
[00:04:47] <ciri> Which means that swift won't help much unless you are, raise money, in my background tv playlist.
[00:05:03] * arti meditates on this
[00:05:25] <Subsentient> "Without the baggage of C" translation: "Without low-level control of C"
[00:05:54] <arti> its been proven that people cannot control themselves
[00:06:05] <crutchy> control is an illusion
[00:06:08] <arti> "oh look!" *promptly shoots off leg*
[00:06:24] <crutchy> but in any case pascal is reasonably low-level whilst still having strong typing
[00:06:27] <Subsentient> Guess what I made! *promptly shits pants*
[00:06:46] <Subsentient> I like a weakly typed language.
[00:06:52] <crutchy> wow... *takes crayon out of mouth for additional exclamation*
[00:07:06] <arti> pascal is pretty cool for that
[00:07:12] <arti> its retro cool
[00:07:24] <arti> redo it in javascript!
[00:07:31] <arti> make that cpu white hot
[00:07:37] <Subsentient> LOL
[00:07:41] <Subsentient> so true
[00:07:45] <Subsentient> !grab arti
[00:07:45] <Bender> Added quote 180
[00:08:01] <Subsentient> $sticky save <arti> redo it in javascript!
[00:08:01] <Subsentient> <arti> make that cpu white hot
[00:08:02] <aqu4> Sticky saved. It's sticky ID is "7".
[00:08:14] <arti> i save my stickies in paper towels
[00:08:22] <Subsentient> $sticky delete 7
[00:08:22] <arti> :D
[00:08:22] <aqu4> Sticky deleted.
[00:08:25] <crutchy> i can tolerate a little js, but a little means maybe half a dozen lines
[00:08:54] * arti is friends with js
[00:08:55] <crutchy> my work app has more js than i would like
[00:09:13] <arti> check out http://polymer-project.com
[00:09:13] * crutchy hasn't figured out a better way to do rpc without js
[00:09:39] <arti> crutchy, slather some applets in there
[00:10:05] <arti> make a giant nested monster of jquery
[00:10:27] <arti> maybe, do everyhthing possible in nested if statements
[00:10:37] <arti> WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
[00:10:59] <crutchy> into a second level of js
[00:11:05] <crutchy> js implemented inside js
[00:11:15] <arti> linux implemented in js
[00:12:03] <crutchy> i think chromas or prospectacle or someone found some mozilla thingy that was sorta like that
[00:12:25] <crutchy> not linux but it was pretty cool
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[00:12:33] <crutchy> and i have nfi what its called of course
[00:12:48] <SoyGuest33590> i smell bacon
[00:12:55] <crutchy> coffee++
[00:12:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 153
[00:12:58] <arti> crutchy just prepared some
[00:13:07] <crutchy> coffee+bacon = hot grits
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[00:13:15] <arti> you can also visit the replicator if you'd prefer some specific variety
[00:13:21] bet0x is now known as Alberto
[00:13:26] <arti> hey alberto!
[00:13:31] <Alberto> damn ivalid password
[00:13:32] <Alberto> T_T
[00:13:44] <Alberto> Hello all
[00:13:46] <Alberto> how are you boys
[00:13:46] <Alberto> :d
[00:13:48] <arti> how's it going?
[00:13:53] <Alberto> fine
[00:13:57] <Alberto> fine as i can be
[00:14:06] <arti> glad to hear that. i'm sifting through stuff for mockup ideas
[00:14:35] <Alberto> i need a apache log viewer (real time)
[00:14:41] <arti> you hire those :P
[00:14:42] <Alberto> triying to AVOID coding one
[00:14:47] <arti> tail?
[00:14:55] <Alberto> must serve in http
[00:15:09] <arti> what about splunk?
[00:15:16] <Alberto> let me google that
[00:15:25] <arti> http://www.splunk.com
[00:15:39] <Alberto> whats that
[00:15:40] <arti> uh, newrelic does like report stuff
[00:15:52] <arti> http://newrelic.com
[00:16:18] <arti> http://www.apacheviewer.com ?
[00:16:57] <Alberto> arti, is SaaS ?
[00:17:00] <Alberto> the one of newrelic
[00:17:22] <Alberto> apache viewer is closed source and is not real time
[00:17:48] <arti> it runs as a daemon
[00:18:01] <arti> they've got a light version (which i use)
[00:18:18] <Alberto> apache viewer?
[00:18:35] <arti> new relic, the differences are the reporting depth and duration the logs are available in their charts
[00:18:38] <Alberto> arti, this http://newrelic.com ?
[00:18:48] * arti nods
[00:19:50] <arti> i've found it pretty cool
[00:20:18] <arti> what about mod_status ?
[00:20:42] <Alberto> got over 27 servers
[00:20:43] <Alberto> T_T
[00:20:47] <Alberto> 4K websites
[00:20:57] <arti> you must be a pro domain squatter :P
[00:21:46] <arti> hey dude, what about this: http://goaccess.prosoftcorp.com
[00:21:56] <arti> makes stuff available through JSON and CSV
[00:23:14] <crutchy> hi alberto
[00:23:25] <crutchy> shit gtg to workipoos
[00:23:27] <ciri> God i had some promotion in dc where you go do whatever the windower shit added in, it's like not ie5 for unix support is broken.
[00:23:30] <Alberto> arti, is for single file the goaccess
[00:23:31] <arti> alright man, may the force be with you
[00:23:33] <crutchy> cyas later
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[00:23:41] <Alberto> crutchy, see you!
[00:23:49] <arti> alberto, perhaps you can have all the logs directed to a specific place and that one is used
[00:26:21] <Alberto> http://logio.org
[00:26:24] <Alberto> i like that one
[00:26:56] <Alberto> http://logio.org:28778
[00:27:42] <arti> yeah, that's cool
[00:32:14] <Blackmoore> g'nite folks!
[00:32:22] <arti> nite nite Blackmoore
[00:32:27] <arti> :)
[00:32:40] <Alberto> arti, http://palantir.tecnosur.com.mx:8080
[00:32:43] <Alberto> check that brother
[00:32:44] <Alberto> :D
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[00:33:01] <arti> that's sweet
[00:33:18] <Alberto> NCommander, are you there?
[00:33:26] <Alberto> implement that for SoyLent! :D
[00:34:00] <arti> does this use the actual palantir tech, or is this just a clever name
[00:34:30] <arti> nm, maptail it is
[00:34:51] <arti> i was making an incorrect jump to this: http://www.palantir.com
[00:35:08] <Alberto> palantir is the name of my server
[00:35:24] <arti> LOTR much :P
[00:35:47] <Alberto> arti, http://lotro-wiki.com
[00:35:48] <Alberto> :D
[00:36:15] <arti> they're dangerous to use since they haven't been accounted for :P
[00:46:26] <Alberto> :P
[00:52:14] <arti> how are you handling aggregating your logs?
[00:58:19] <Alberto> syslogs
[00:58:37] <Alberto> i will move syslog to my perconna cluster
[01:02:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Detection of Malignant Moles with 97% Accurancy - http://sylnt.us - don't-cross-the-streams,-it-would-be-bad
[01:02:21] <arti> cool, let me know how it pans out
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[02:00:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia's Internet Propaganda Campaign - http://sylnt.us - they-are-legion,-they-will-not-forget-etc
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[02:44:03] <paulej72> OK I have gotten charybdis and atheme-services to talk to each other on carbon. Don’t have it fully working as shortcuts don’t seem to work right
[02:48:36] <chromas> Should we connect?
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[03:10:26] <paulej72> not yet
[03:10:35] <paulej72> not fully setup
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[03:21:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Female Hurricanes are Deadlier Than Male Hurricanes - http://sylnt.us - hurricane-named-sue
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[03:25:48] <paulej72> chromas: I have no chanels setup, no ops, no real host name, no ssl, no bender, and a bucnch of other stuff
[03:47:11] <chromas> If you need somebody for testing, I can help
[04:06:49] <paulej72> chromas: once I am ready for some testes, I’ll let you know.
[04:31:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three-Person Babies Could Be Possible in Two Years - http://sylnt.us - raised-by-wolves
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[05:10:30] <mrcoolbp> hey mattie_p
[05:11:03] <mattie_p> hey, was out for longer than I expected, lots of things to do
[05:11:19] <mattie_p> I'll get right on the thing if you still need help
[05:11:44] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: not sure how much more we can do at this point
[05:12:06] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: have you looked at the bylaws recently?
[05:12:14] <mattie_p> waiting for the meeting with the lawyer then?
[05:12:46] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: I think we are going to try to have a phone-meeting before Friday if possible
[05:13:10] <mattie_p> gotcha
[05:13:38] <mattie_p> I didn't look at them since you and NCommander starting working on them this afternoon, I saw the stuff we had talked about last week tho
[05:13:39] <mrcoolbp> if we can get that done, we can actually hire him and have the meeting on Friday be useful
[05:14:16] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: some of that stuff we might want to save until we are actually talking with a lawyer, but I'm not sure
[05:14:47] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: the other thing I'm working on is a site redesign
[05:14:50] <mattie_p> yeah, we don't want to get too far down a rabbit trail that won't work
[05:14:57] <mrcoolbp> basically we don't have an art dept. right now
[05:15:04] <mattie_p> true that
[05:15:07] <mrcoolbp> so I took over that too...
[05:15:33] <mattie_p> dude, you are going to burn yourself out if you aren't careful
[05:15:41] <mrcoolbp> I started working on a few graphics, then NCommander suggested having a complete redesign contest
[05:16:00] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p yeah, I know
[05:16:18] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p there just aren't enough people working on this project right now
[05:16:20] <mattie_p> crowdsourcing may work
[05:16:47] <mattie_p> yeah, we've talked about that you and me
[05:16:59] <arti> how about crowd surfing?
[05:17:31] <mrcoolbp> arti: maybe cloud-surfing?
[05:17:38] <mattie_p> I'm up for that, arti. Let me know where the crowd is at and I'll be there
[05:17:52] * mrcoolbp has crowd surfed before
[05:17:56] <mrcoolbp> it's fun
[05:17:57] <arti> i have a picture of a crowd dodging someone jumping into the crowd
[05:18:12] <arti> body language is awesome
[05:18:30] <mrcoolbp> Protip: when crowd surfing, remember to have someone to catch you
[05:18:43] <arti> i always do a try catch construct myself
[05:18:51] <paulej72> crowd-smurfing
[05:19:04] <mattie_p> smurf-smashing?
[05:19:43] <mrcoolbp> anyway, mattie_p, paulej72 and I were working on the comment-expanding buttons, I think that's an easy job, but with the logo and the rest of the desing, a contest might be fun
[05:19:53] <mrcoolbp> I'm thinking about decoupling those two items
[05:20:19] <mrcoolbp> with a solid logo, a complete site re-desing should be easier
[05:20:49] <mattie_p> a final logo now that we have the official name?
[05:20:54] <mrcoolbp> right
[05:21:17] <paulej72> if someone mocks up a page in photoshop I can make the css happen
[05:21:27] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: cool, that was the idea
[05:21:28] <ciri> Hi mattie_p ncommander bytram mrcoolbp paulej72 barrabas zford auto_def khyber hax0rz.
[05:21:50] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I don't see people messing with the CSS
[05:22:04] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: so having them mock something up might work as an entry
[05:22:12] <mrcoolbp> but I suggest we start with just the logo
[05:22:25] <mrcoolbp> give the art-team a direction of some sort
[05:22:33] <mrcoolbp> just an idea
[05:22:55] <mrcoolbp> I had an idea
[05:23:06] <mattie_p> ideas are good
[05:23:10] <mattie_p> lay it on us
[05:23:20] <paulej72> everything should be a mockup in ps or some such. I really do not see people being able to do a full css or template change.
[05:23:38] <mrcoolbp> http://imgur.com
[05:23:44] <mrcoolbp> http://imgur.com
[05:23:50] <paulej72> i had a just idea?
[05:23:52] <mrcoolbp> but more like a barrel of monkeys
[05:24:37] <mattie_p> have them leap into a sausage grinder and then we're talking!
[05:24:43] * mrcoolbp notes he stole the stick-figures from Randall
[05:25:05] * mrcoolbp thought about approaching Randall to see if he'd help
[05:25:05] <mattie_p> I figured as much
[05:25:43] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: WRT sausage grinder: that can be arranged
[05:25:51] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: the real issue with that logo is we do not have a lot of space to show it. current logo is 115x80. could go wider if necessary
[05:26:22] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I know, it was just sketching out an idea, I'm not sure how well it would translate to the smaller size
[05:27:14] <mrcoolbp> I'm not a great graphic artist, but I have some PS skills
[05:27:17] * chromas can contribute a couple arts
[05:27:25] <SpallsHurgenson> you ought to make the whole website in photoshop; think how pretty you could make it then!
[05:27:30] <SpallsHurgenson> you could have lens flare!
[05:27:33] <arti> image map ahoy
[05:27:36] <mrcoolbp> ooooooh lens flare
[05:27:40] <paulej72> i can contribute a couple of farts
[05:27:46] * mrcoolbp adds lense flare
[05:27:58] <arti> moar drop shadows
[05:28:02] <paulej72> Michael Bay Explosions
[05:28:12] <arti> boydds toast
[05:28:43] <mattie_p> never enough lens flare
[05:29:39] <chromas> Is the open candy bar logo still around somewhere?
[05:29:57] <mrcoolbp> http://imgur.com
[05:30:00] <mrcoolbp> is that better ?
[05:30:07] <chromas> lol
[05:30:22] <chromas> See that flare means something
[05:30:27] <chromas> it's the dawn of a new era in news
[05:30:33] <mrcoolbp> yeah it means I suck at PS
[05:31:00] <chromas> You think the people JJ Abrams use are doing anything more?
[05:31:13] <mrcoolbp> mmm maybe
[05:31:18] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: missing the elemnt of the of the shutter would be 5 or 6 sided flare
[05:31:23] <chromas> BEsides animating the flare
[05:31:33] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: don't tempt me
[05:31:40] <mrcoolbp> chromas: that was it
[05:31:53] <chromas> animooted gif logo!
[05:31:58] <mrcoolbp> I knew there was something
[05:32:45] <mrcoolbp> we could have the lens flare sweep across everytime someone mouses over
[05:33:01] <chromas> Like the Bling theme for Enlightenment
[05:33:08] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: that's where I'm at for now
[05:33:19] <paulej72> http://www.theverge.com
[05:33:52] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: ROFL
[05:33:53] <mrcoolbp> mattie_p: and there's a bunch of ather stuff I need to do like trying to contact long-lost staff memebers
[05:34:29] <mrcoolbp> er members
[05:34:39] <mattie_p> well, as you know I'll help when I can, been busy here so its tough all around
[05:34:45] <mattie_p> we knew what you meant :)
[05:36:15] juggs|afk is now known as juggs
[05:36:47] <mrcoolbp> http://kottke.org
[05:37:07] <paulej72> http://static.squarespace.com
[05:37:34] <chromas> Except you can still see him
[05:37:58] <chromas> Should be washed out silhouettes
[05:43:09] <mrcoolbp> guys, gotta go to bed
[05:43:49] <mrcoolbp> g'night paulej72, mattie_p, chromas, arti, and SpallsHurgenson
[05:44:08] <paulej72> good night mrcoolbp
[05:44:10] <arti> nite nite mrcoolbp
[05:44:10] <chromas> good night, mrcoolbp
[05:44:15] <mattie_p> later mrcoolbp
[05:44:16] * arti was just preparing some blueberries
[05:44:35] <chromas> arti: s/errie/all/
[05:44:36] <SedBot> <chromas> <arti> was just preparing some blueballs
[05:44:41] * mrcoolbp wonders how much preperation there is in that, then leaves for bed
[05:44:58] <arti> well you gotta take them off the bush :)
[05:45:03] <arti> then wash them
[05:45:11] <arti> and for the final touch, just a little whipped cream
[05:45:38] <chromas> blueberries++
[05:45:38] <Bender> karma - blueberries: 1
[05:45:42] <arti> you can get a blueberry bush for about $10
[05:45:56] <arti> 3 year old one*
[05:46:22] <arti> blueberries++
[05:46:22] <Bender> karma - blueberries: 2
[05:47:59] <arti> http://www.thesmokinggun.com that's a rough 33
[05:48:11] * arti is tempted to shop the mouth upside down
[05:48:22] <arti> she reminds me of mimi
[05:48:38] <chromas> then you must shop in a couple gallons of makeup
[05:48:49] <arti> easy mode: lights off
[05:50:02] <arti> here's another gem: http://www.thesmokinggun.com
[05:50:19] <arti> key words: expelled wind from the vulva
[05:50:42] <arti> we should do some tetrinet
[05:51:18] * chromas shooped that woman's mouth upside down; freaky
[05:51:40] <arti> you should use that as an avatar
[05:51:41] <ciri> Tho i supppose i could use landscape for sn to do?
[05:51:55] <arti> work it into a dating profile
[05:52:40] <chromas> http://imgur.com
[05:53:00] * arti laughs
[05:53:10] * juggs wonders what he walked in on
[05:53:12] <arti> good god her neck
[05:53:48] <arti> fekkin saved
[06:01:30] * SpallsHurgenson loops "rain in tropical forest" mp3s in the background and lets his imagination run wild.
[06:01:54] <SpallsHurgenson> oh god, cannibals! killer monkeys! army ants, for the love of god army ants!!!
[06:02:27] * SpallsHurgenson stops the mp3. "Never let me use my imagination again!"
[06:03:31] <arti> i have some nature mp3s, recorded in stereo, pretty cool
[06:03:35] * arti likes white noise stuff
[06:04:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I just downloaded 1GB of the "sounds of nature" https://archive.org because, well, why the hell not?
[06:04:59] <arti> we should make a troll pack
[06:05:18] <arti> Sounds of Nature: Brooklyn Nights
[06:05:45] <chromas> Taxicabs and gunshots?
[06:05:58] <arti> sounds like a sweet band name
[06:06:06] <SpallsHurgenson> hipsters and firetrucks
[06:07:41] <arti> i'll allow it
[06:07:57] <arti> !decide "taxicabs and gunshots" "hipsters and firetrucks"
[06:08:00] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: taxicabs and gunshots.
[06:08:22] * chromas protests: weighted die! Weighted die!
[06:10:54] * arti hears 'way to die'
[06:22:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Secret Service Software Will 'Detect Sarcasm' in Social Media Users - http://sylnt.us - sounds-like-a-great-idea
[06:38:25] <SpallsHurgenson> Secret Service develops first software that wants to commit suicide
[06:40:41] <SpallsHurgenson> you just know they are going to put that poor program to the test by running it against youtube comments... no wonder skynet wants to kill us
[06:40:51] <Subsentient> LOL!!
[06:41:03] <Subsentient> SpallsHurgenson++
[06:41:03] <Bender> karma - spallshurgenson: 8
[06:41:14] <Subsentient> $beer SpallsHurgenson
[06:41:14] * aqu4 gives SpallsHurgenson a cold can of beer
[06:41:23] <SpallsHurgenson> mmm, aluminium
[06:41:31] <Subsentient> :63
[06:41:32] <Subsentient> :^3
[06:46:47] <SpallsHurgenson> your nose looked funny there for a moment :)
[06:48:30] <arti> cleft palat
[06:48:32] <arti> e
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[07:50:27] juggs is now known as juggs|afk
[08:21:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Battlestar Galactica Reboot - http://sylnt.us - return-of-the-walking-toasters
[08:22:15] * arti laughs
[08:32:57] <chromas> And also there was a vacuum cleaner and a radio and Blankie
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[08:49:36] <SirFinkus> oh good lord, my desktop just crashed and it now sounds like a leafblower
[08:49:40] <SirFinkus> scared the shit out of me
[08:51:33] <chromas> Did the airflow cause it to hover and slide off the desk?
[08:52:13] <SirFinkus> it sounds like it could have
[08:52:19] <SirFinkus> sounds like my graphics card is fucked
[08:54:00] <arti> leafblower
[08:54:08] <arti> add that to the description on craigslist when you sell it
[08:54:14] <arti> IT CLEANS AS IT OPERATES
[08:54:23] <SirFinkus> lol
[08:54:29] <chromas> will blow you away!!!12three
[08:54:34] <arti> ^- this
[08:55:06] <arti> well, if they still sell it, and you're near frys
[08:56:19] <arti> you could always do a swaparoo. this comes at a cost of paragon points
[08:56:33] <arti> so it depends on the type of character you want to play
[08:56:36] <arti> i mean the person you want to be
[08:57:46] <arti> well, i take it our nightly session of joint bitcoin mining won't be a regular event for many moons
[08:57:55] * arti harumphs
[08:58:08] * arti fires up seti@home
[08:58:22] <chromas> You can still have a joint session, though
[08:58:41] <arti> yes, and the best part is no evidence!
[08:58:45] <chromas> with blackjack and pretzels
[08:59:01] <arti> well for wider appeal why not shorten it to BJ
[08:59:14] <arti> !decide shorten none
[08:59:17] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: none.
[08:59:21] <arti> we leave it as is
[09:00:04] <chromas> ~decide a b c d
[09:00:08] <chromas> !decide a b c d
[09:00:09] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: c.
[09:00:25] <chromas> !decide a\ b c\ d
[09:00:27] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: a b.
[09:00:32] <chromas> cool
[09:00:47] <arti> and you may group with "s
[09:00:50] <chromas> spaces++
[09:00:50] <Bender> karma - spaces: 1
[09:01:01] <chromas> sp\ ces++
[09:01:11] <arti> sp\ ces++
[09:01:37] <chromas> Time to update Bz-ender
[09:01:47] <arti> how's it going chromas?
[09:02:29] <chromas> A bit warm. Not much happening at the moment
[09:02:31] <chromas> You?
[09:02:43] <arti> been reading American Gods, i'm enjoying it thusfar
[09:02:56] <chromas> Need some MrBluze and xlefay substitutes
[09:03:10] <arti> like that tastes the same and won't fill you up?
[09:03:25] <arti> perhaps we can narrow the hosts down by blood type?
[09:03:26] <chromas> Yeah, a Diet MrBluze
[09:03:32] <arti> a wise choice
[09:03:53] <arti> well, one solution would be to collect all of their utterances and then stuff them into a bot like ciri
[09:03:54] * chromas thinks diet sodas and/or pops taste weird, like t hey're bent or something
[09:04:20] * arti refers to them as soda, not pop
[09:04:26] <arti> fightin words etc.
[09:04:37] <SirFinkus> well, no borderlands 2 for a while arti
[09:04:50] <arti> sell pictures of you gaping.
[09:05:17] <SirFinkus> I need to get new gauges for my urinary meatus
[09:05:32] <arti> maybe with said graphics card. or just lie and make a site asking for donations to help someone with a disease
[09:05:41] <arti> after all, we're all someone's child
[09:05:51] <SirFinkus> I have an old 7800gt I could put in
[09:05:52] <arti> again, this will come at paragon points
[09:06:25] <arti> chromas: yes, diet sodas taste strange.
[09:06:36] <SirFinkus> borderlands 2 also has an osx version, but it's incompatible with windows
[09:06:39] <arti> i've given up soda, it sucked for awhile
[09:06:46] <chromas> the internet suggests paragon points are a Diablo 3 thing; I guess it's been a while since I played it
[09:06:51] <arti> from time to time i think about a mountain dew lol
[09:06:51] <SirFinkus> drink tea arti
[09:06:52] <ciri> Is sampling a twisted tea flavored beer.
[09:06:56] <arti> oh i do
[09:07:04] <SirFinkus> I mostly gave up soda by subbing it with green tea
[09:07:08] <chromas> I tried a Mt Dew in a glass bottle and it was good. The canned stuff tastes nasty though
[09:07:13] <arti> i try to avoid caffeine too
[09:07:33] <SirFinkus> well, you have to get throwback with mountain dew
[09:07:34] * arti prefers things in glass
[09:07:40] <SirFinkus> I can barely drink the normal stuff anymore
[09:07:42] <arti> i've had one of those
[09:08:01] <arti> my favorite is mexican coke
[09:08:13] <SirFinkus> I was skeptical, but I'm 100% on the real sugar bandwagon now
[09:08:13] <chromas> Is it spicy?
[09:08:18] <chromas> spicey
[09:08:18] <SirFinkus> fuck hfcs
[09:08:26] <arti> indeed, you can taste the difference
[09:08:30] <SirFinkus> I don't know how they managed to push that shit in the first place
[09:08:34] <arti> $$$$
[09:08:41] <SirFinkus> they taste completely different
[09:08:43] <arti> corn lobby, ahoy!
[09:08:50] <chromas> Cornhole
[09:08:51] <arti> anyway, with my soda money i buy scotch
[09:08:57] <SirFinkus> yeah, but how did the public accept it
[09:09:09] <arti> sirfinkus, how do we accept a lot of things
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[09:09:13] <arti> gradually, or in fear
[09:09:17] <SirFinkus> http://www.adweek.com arti
[09:09:32] <arti> lol the name
[09:09:35] <arti> adweek.
[09:09:45] <arti> WEEKLONG ADS, DAILY
[09:10:06] <chromas> "They tastes like burning"
[09:10:17] <arti> meh, not all scotch is created equal
[09:10:38] <arti> there's a wide range, and my favorite is balvenie
[09:11:02] <SirFinkus> fun fact, laphroaig was considered medicinal during prohibition because it was considered to noxious to be used recreationally
[09:11:19] <SirFinkus> old pultenly is my favorite so far
[09:11:43] <arti> lots of medicinal stuff is awesome
[09:12:06] <arti> take tobacco!
[09:12:17] <arti> what a great way to annoy everyone around you
[09:12:33] <SirFinkus> actually haven't tried laphroaig yet, but its on my list
[09:12:39] <arti> bucket list?
[09:12:44] <SirFinkus> scotch list
[09:13:05] <SirFinkus> trick is, I need a friend to buy a bottle and let me try it
[09:13:17] <SirFinkus> I can't justify spending $70 on something I may hate
[09:13:19] <arti> if you're down with going to a gay club
[09:13:30] <arti> you can always smile and have some polite conversation
[09:13:44] <arti> there will be lots of ass grabbing
[09:13:49] <SirFinkus> lol
[09:14:03] <arti> you'll get your drink though
[09:14:12] <SirFinkus> my friend does that
[09:14:25] <chromas> !grab ass
[09:14:25] <Bender> I don't know what ass said, so I can't quote them!
[09:14:37] <SirFinkus> http://www.adweek.com
[09:14:40] <SirFinkus> my favorite
[09:14:55] * arti doesn't really enjoy peaty
[09:15:18] * SirFinkus is shocked nobody grabbed [00:05:17] <SirFinkus> I need to get new gauges for my urinary meatus
[09:15:21] <arti> cool advertising campaign though
[09:15:32] <SirFinkus> idk what peaty tastes like tbh
[09:15:38] <SirFinkus> I can't articulate my tastes in whisky
[09:16:02] <arti> well, one way would be to go to a place that serves some and try a few
[09:16:16] <SirFinkus> and pay $15 for a glass
[09:16:27] <SirFinkus> my brain can't justify that
[09:16:29] <arti> or let someone grab some ass
[09:16:43] <arti> tips: just keep asking questions
[09:17:08] <arti> doesn't matter what they say, just keep going. you're not listening, you just waiting for your turn to talk
[09:17:22] <arti> and the drinks are like checkpoints
[09:17:52] <SirFinkus> I'm not really into the bar scene, much less the gay bar scene
[09:18:59] <arti> well you just tell people you go for the music
[09:19:45] <SirFinkus> I hate most music though
[09:20:09] <arti> that's why you drink
[09:20:27] * arti must remember to print his ticket out
[09:20:30] <SirFinkus> no, I drink because my mother never loved me
[09:20:35] <SirFinkus> ;_;
[09:21:36] <arti> well you can bring that up at the club, explain how you're considering swinging the other way to get back at her
[09:22:59] <arti> switching gears: https://www.youtube.com
[09:25:38] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com is better
[09:29:33] <arti> i remember this
[09:29:36] <arti> the power fuck
[09:29:43] <chromas> ^ Request to dock
[09:30:00] <SirFinkus> it reminded me that ebaumsworld was a thing
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[09:30:40] <chromas> ~define powerfuck
[09:30:43] <arti> we were just watching a sexual harassment video
[09:30:49] <exec> powerfuck: unable to find definition
[09:30:49] <arti> 1:40
[09:31:04] <crutchy> ~monitor
[09:31:05] <exec> exec incoming data monitor enabled
[09:31:09] <SirFinkus> I love the fat cock part
[09:31:13] <arti> oil.
[09:31:15] <SirFinkus> I need to use that some time
[09:31:16] <arti> two fat cocks.
[09:31:17] <ciri> Git bash (msysgit) and i will move syslog to my grave by my fat ass.
[09:31:24] <SirFinkus> "word around the office is that you've got a fat cock"
[09:31:47] <crutchy> wow what would anyone who came into the conversation at about the same time as i did make of that?
[09:31:49] <chromas> ~rainbow hi crutchy
[09:31:50] <exec> 00,12h00,02i00,06 00,04c00,07r00,08u00,09t00,12c00,02h00,06y
[09:32:06] <crutchy> hi chromas, arti, SirFinkus
[09:32:09] <chromas> They would ask for a link
[09:32:17] <SirFinkus> they'd probably think that someone in irc has a fat cock
[09:32:25] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[09:33:07] <SirFinkus> that's the first thing I thought of when I saw that wwdc presentation on the email photo annotation
[09:33:54] <arti> you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
[09:34:25] <crutchy> zoopa dupers are basically frozen cocks
[09:36:51] <SirFinkus> chex mix is fucking delicious
[09:36:56] <SirFinkus> gotta be homemade though
[09:36:57] <arti> it is.
[09:37:05] <arti> did you make a big batch?
[09:37:11] <SirFinkus> yep
[09:37:18] <SirFinkus> gives me terrible smelling shits though
[09:37:30] <arti> lol
[09:37:59] <SirFinkus> maybe it's because I binge on it
[09:38:12] <arti> eat that prior to your club outing
[09:38:17] <crutchy> the best foods look like cocks and give you the shits
[09:38:25] <SirFinkus> oh, btw
[09:38:28] <arti> idk about that
[09:38:30] <SirFinkus> you can microwave chex mix
[09:38:37] <SirFinkus> this was a revelation to me
[09:38:44] <arti> have you tried making a cake that way?
[09:38:58] <SirFinkus> nope
[09:39:05] <SirFinkus> I don't mean making the chex mix btw
[09:39:09] <SirFinkus> although that works too
[09:39:29] <SirFinkus> but already made chex mix can be microwaved, and it tastes fresh out of the oven if you time it right
[09:40:02] <arti> i can't find it but here's one http://1.bp.blogspot.com
[09:40:21] <SirFinkus> seen that before, looks like shit
[09:40:34] <SirFinkus> oh, also
[09:40:34] <arti> so does mcdonalds
[09:40:44] <SirFinkus> honey roasted peanuts instead of normal ones
[09:40:50] * SirFinkus doesn't eat mcdonalds
[09:41:01] <SirFinkus> except the fries, they're decent
[09:41:10] <arti> "food"
[09:41:23] <SirFinkus> hard to fuck up potatoes salt and oil
[09:41:33] <arti> i don't think there's any potato in there
[09:41:44] <SirFinkus> sure there is
[09:42:01] <SirFinkus> mcdonalds fries are pretty simple
[09:42:11] <SirFinkus> not much magic there
[09:42:17] <arti> http://www.undergroundhealth.com
[09:42:34] <SirFinkus> is mcdonalds using gmos shocking?
[09:42:42] <SirFinkus> everyone in the us does that
[09:42:51] <arti> nope, the preservatives are the freaky part
[09:43:44] <crutchy> is that why we are living longer?
[09:43:52] <arti> larger!
[09:43:54] <arti> living larger!
[09:43:58] <SirFinkus> I don't buy it
[09:44:01] <crutchy> fuck medicine... bring on the preservatives!
[09:44:01] * arti hides crutchy under a tit
[09:44:03] <SirFinkus> article seems to be bullshit
[09:44:14] <SirFinkus> 17 ingredients, most of them different oils
[09:44:17] <SirFinkus> who cares?
[09:44:24] <arti> i've had non bs fries, i like those
[09:44:36] <arti> like where they mash the potato and fry them there
[09:44:50] <arti> mash it through the cutter*
[09:45:11] <crutchy> i like sliced tato on the barbie
[09:45:16] <SirFinkus> I have as well, mcdonalds fries aren't bad
[09:45:25] <arti> nah, they're health food
[09:45:33] <arti> i mean its a veggie
[09:45:37] <arti> just like pizza
[09:45:38] <SirFinkus> "non-bs" fries are good too, but they're different
[09:45:41] <arti> THANKS OBAMA
[09:45:47] <arti> am i doing it right?
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[09:46:37] <SirFinkus> mcdonalds fries are delicious, and really, they probably aren't much more unhealthy than "natural" fries
[09:46:48] <SirFinkus> it's potatoes, oil, and salt
[09:46:52] <SirFinkus> it isn't going to be good for you
[09:47:18] <crutchy> if things keep going as they are, soon you won't even need to go to the toilet. you'll be able to take a dump anywhere and the Shit Cleaning Administration will come to wipe your ass
[09:47:20] <arti> if that were the case, why did the hindus freakout about their being beef flavorings and all that crap
[09:47:34] <arti> there, wow
[09:47:55] <SirFinkus> well, don't hindus think cows are sacred or some shit?
[09:47:56] <ciri> Like.. Whatever the windower shit added in, can get the same shit and kept watching it get blown up, going to work.
[09:48:17] <crutchy> did poutine just output a dilbert commic?
[09:48:28] <crutchy> maybe he has a virus
[09:48:33] <SirFinkus> I may be wrong, I do't know anything about hinduism
[09:48:37] <arti> would you like help with it?
[09:48:44] <chromas> You were talking about fries; he suggested adding gracy
[09:48:49] <crutchy> ~define hinduism
[09:48:53] <poutine> I have no viruses
[09:48:54] <exec> [wolframalpha] hinduism: 1 | noun | the predominant religion of the Indian subcontinent\n2 | noun | a body of religious and philosophical beliefs and cultural practices native to India and based on a caste system; it is characterized by a belief in reincarnation, by a belief in a supreme being of many forms and natures, by the view that opposing theories are aspects of one eternal truth, and by a desire for liberation from earthly evils
[09:48:55] <poutine> I'm running linux
[09:49:23] <crutchy> ah there's your problem... you're running linux on a VM in windows
[09:49:25] <SirFinkus> it seems like fry quality would be important to you poutine, have any comments?
[09:49:31] <crutchy> oh wait that's what i'm doing :-P
[09:50:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MATE Has Now "Fully Arrived in Debian" - http://sylnt.us - we-don't-like-change
[09:52:48] <arti> should rename it HATE
[09:52:53] <crutchy> poutine, did that come from a program or a copypasta?
[09:53:36] <crutchy> /i/m new to irc bots so i'm still excited like its 1995
[09:53:48] <arti> crutchy: watch hackers, tru story
[09:54:17] <arti> anyway i'm off to read, gentlemen
[09:54:28] <crutchy> cya arti
[09:55:33] <SirFinkus> cya
[09:58:12] <crutchy> MATE beta is analgous to fuck beta
[09:58:57] <crutchy> must be dice infiltrating debian... kill it... KILL IT!!
[09:59:03] <chromas> I wonder if Trinity is still around and if they forked from KDE 3.80
[09:59:31] <crutchy> hmm forking trinity... now that i could go for :-P
[10:00:06] <chromas> She will nmap you
[10:01:13] <crutchy> as long she opens key ports
[10:02:33] <poutine> crutchy, It's copy pasta from when del.icio.us, digg, and slashdot was a thing
[10:02:40] <poutine> that I have held on to for years
[10:02:47] <poutine> preserved in IRC History
[10:06:01] <crutchy> ~cowsay COOL!
[10:06:02] <exec> _______
[10:06:02] <exec> < COOL! >
[10:06:02] <exec> -------
[10:06:02] <exec> \ ^__^
[10:06:03] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[10:06:04] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[10:06:05] <exec> ||----w |
[10:06:06] <exec> || ||
[10:14:49] <poutine> 9,9▂3,6▃11,2▃6,8▄4,2▃8,12▄2,3▅12,2▂7,5▃6,1▅8,2▂14,4▄14,13▅2,3▂2,13▂6,3▄9,8▅5,1▂11,5▂8,4▃10,11▄6,9▂8,3▃12,10▄2,7▅4,11▂12,5▂12,8▄1,12▃5,10▄3,4▃1,10▂6,2▄5,8▃7,2▃1,5▄14,4▄10,1▃8,11▅14,11▃5,12▂12,11▃7,10▂7,13▅2,6▂2,2▄9,10▃12,3▂6,11▄5,11▃
[10:14:49] <poutine> 8,4▃10,14▅10,10▂2,12▅10,13▅2,4▂1,10▃5,7▂14,12▄10,8▂1,8▅5,10▄5,9▅7,14▄2,7▄9,2▂8,10▅11,8▃8,11▄7,8▂8,4▄11,12▃5,11▂14,6▅5,8▅2,13▄10,4▅6,3▃4,11▂14,12▃12,14▅5,3▃13,12▃1,4▅9,14▄7,4▅4,12▅2,8▃9,12▃13,6▅7,7▂2,5▅10,5▄10,4▅8,2▄13,11▅8,2▂8,2▅10,10▂2,3▄
[10:14:50] <poutine> 7,7▅2,3▂2,14▂14,10▃1,13▅10,8▃1,10▅3,11▂8,9▄6,1▅12,5▅11,13▄6,9▄14,7▃8,13▃10,9▄14,3▃3,7▂12,2▂11,9▄11,3▄2,2▂4,11▂9,12▅4,3▃11,3▅2,9▄3,14▃2,7▃2,12▂7,4▃8,11▅9,6▂1,12▅14,11▃10,2▂1,13▄8,2▃1,12▄13,8▂1,8▅13,10▄8,10▂8,7▃12,3▄8,13▅6,11▅14,7▂10,4▃5,11▂
[10:14:55] <poutine> 12,2▂14,5▅4,12▂6,2▄14,1▂1,6▃7,12▂13,2▃14,6▅5,11▂4,12▄13,8▅9,4▃10,8▅3,9▄12,9▂7,14▄8,7▃11,2▄4,1▃9,7▂3,3▅1,7▃10,3▂7,5▅7,14▄8,13▅9,5▂14,1▂12,9▃3,12▄7,3▅6,11▄2,13▅4,8▅4,12▄6,10▄6,6▃3,4▃10,6▅6,6▅14,11▂2,8▅7,6▂7,8▅4,13▃14,13▅3,3▄3,1▅3,9▃
[10:15:00] <poutine> 10,2▄6,11▃1,9▃1,2▅2,8▃14,12▅11,12▅5,4▃3,14▂7,12▅9,13▅5,9▃2,10▄5,3▂7,2▅7,3▂11,2▂2,14▃2,6▅6,10▄11,2▄14,12▃14,8▃14,6▅8,5▃14,4▄7,9▄1,8▅4,3▂9,1▄14,12▅13,13▄1,4▄12,8▃14,12▃1,6▂6,7▄3,10▅12,5▃9,11▂9,4▅13,9▄2,7▃14,1▂10,1▄5,2▅2,5▃8,14▄12,8▃6,7▅
[10:15:05] <poutine> 5,14▂4,7▅11,4▄13,6▅11,12▄5,13▅12,14▅8,9▃5,3▃2,10▂8,8▅9,5▄2,11▂4,13▄10,7▃9,7▄14,14▄3,5▅4,10▅2,12▂1,3▅12,2▃7,11▂11,3▅10,6▅11,10▂8,4▄14,12▃2,10▂12,3▅12,12▂4,5▃11,5▃2,7▅2,12▃2,10▂14,2▅3,2▂10,10▂8,8▅1,12▃5,12▂13,5▅6,1▄4,10▅4,4▄8,7▂10,4▄10,1▅9,11▂
[10:15:12] <poutine> 1,6▂12,13▃13,12▃10,3▅3,6▄11,11▃2,9▂11,12▄8,5▃1,8▄6,2▃6,5▂6,1▂12,8▅5,14▄5,6▂3,8▃11,10▅7,10▂10,13▃11,3▂9,2▅9,1▅14,13▄8,7▂8,10▅11,2▂8,4▅8,4▂4,4▅9,5▄1,3▃5,5▄6,12▃10,3▃12,6▂1,9▄11,9▂5,13▂4,13▅9,4▅3,13▂4,8▃3,13▄1,7▃14,1▅14,11▅8,4▃13,1▃4,7▂
[10:15:17] <poutine> 12,1▄1,1▂4,4▃4,4▅11,14▃14,10▅5,5▃3,4▄10,12▄2,7▂6,6▂7,9▅5,14▃3,1▂9,10▂10,14▅7,4▅14,2▃14,4▅3,5▂5,6▃12,9▄5,2▄6,13▃13,13▂2,5▅5,4▅2,5▂3,13▃9,7▅9,6▄11,13▂5,3▄11,3▅5,14▅14,10▃11,4▅9,13▂6,8▅8,1▂6,6▂11,11▅11,5▃6,1▄7,6▄9,4▂11,6▃9,3▅12,6▂2,3▅
[10:15:22] <poutine> I made that
[10:15:24] <crutchy> ooh pretty
[10:15:32] <crutchy> how did you do that?
[10:15:42] <poutine> I took these variable level pixels
[10:15:43] <poutine> ▃5,12▂13,5▅6,1▄4,10▅4,4
[10:15:48] <crutchy> ahh
[10:15:52] <poutine> ▃▂▅▄▅
[10:16:05] <poutine> and I use foreground and background colors to fit 2 vertical pixels in one IRC line
[10:16:29] <poutine> 4,5▂▃▄▅13,14▂▃▄▅11,5▅▄▃▂10,13▂▃▄▅13,6▂▃▄▅5,7▂▃▄▅7,5▅▄▃▂4,3▂▃▄▅9,5▂▃▄▅14,5▅▄▃▂5,9▅▄▃▂2,7▅▄▃▂12,4▂▃▄▅3,13▂▃▄▅13,11▂▃▄▅
[10:16:30] <poutine> 8,2▅▄▃▂3,8▂▃▄▅8,12▂▃▄▅3,7▅▄▃▂12,7▂▃▄▅14,11▅▄▃▂6,13▂▃▄▅12,11▂▃▄▅8,14▂▃▄▅2,12▂▃▄▅1,6▂▃▄▅7,8▅▄▃▂2,1▅▄▃▂1,3▂▃▄▅4,1▅▄▃▂
[10:16:30] <poutine> 12,14▂▃▄▅1,6▂▃▄▅10,3▅▄▃▂9,10▅▄▃▂7,11▅▄▃▂2,12▂▃▄▅13,4▅▄▃▂3,5▅▄▃▂5,6▅▄▃▂14,10▅▄▃▂14,8▅▄▃▂12,8▂▃▄▅8,4▂▃▄▅1,12▂▃▄▅7,5▅▄▃▂
[10:16:32] <poutine> 10,7▅▄▃▂4,5▅▄▃▂5,8▂▃▄▅7,12▅▄▃▂12,11▂▃▄▅3,11▅▄▃▂7,8▂▃▄▅3,2▅▄▃▂2,2▂▃▄▅10,8▅▄▃▂14,3▂▃▄▅2,7▅▄▃▂8,12▂▃▄▅4,4▅▄▃▂5,2▅▄▃▂
[10:16:57] <poutine> ▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃
[10:16:58] <poutine> ▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅
[10:16:58] <poutine> ▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃▂▅▄▃
[10:16:58] <poutine> ▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅▂▃▄▅
[10:17:05] <crutchy> never come across those characters before. could make a nice picture out of it
[10:17:06] <SirFinkus> neat
[10:17:27] <crutchy> poutine++
[10:17:27] <Bender> karma - poutine: -343
[10:18:01] <poutine> I used this concept to make this: http://www.trollbot.org
[10:18:10] <poutine> well a similar one
[10:18:37] <crutchy> lol
[10:18:52] <crutchy> is that vladimir putin's message to obama
[10:19:41] <crutchy> mind if i us your idea in a script?
[10:19:50] <poutine> what?
[10:20:09] <crutchy> the weird characters
[10:20:19] <poutine> oh yeah use it all you want
[10:20:19] <crutchy> i've got a rainbow one
[10:20:31] <poutine> I used to to fit a 50 px tall image into 25 IRC lines
[10:20:37] <poutine> I also think you could use it to make QR codes on IRC
[10:20:42] <poutine> but I'm too lazy
[10:20:46] <crutchy> ~rainbow this is as colorful as it gets for me atm
[10:20:47] <exec> 00,09t00,12h00,02i00,06s00,04 00,07i00,08s00,09 00,12a00,02s00,06 00,04c00,07o00,08l00,09o00,12r00,02f00,06u00,04l00,07 00,08a00,09s00,12 00,02i00,06t00,04 00,07g00,08e00,09t00,12s00,02 00,06f00,04o00,07r00,08 00,09m00,12e00,02 00,06a00,04t00,07m
[10:21:04] <crutchy> ~con/con
[10:21:04] <exec> 00,12
[10:21:04] <exec> 00,12 12,00 Soylent 00,12
[10:21:04] <exec> 00,12
[10:21:05] <ciri> Examining some code.
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[10:21:12] <chromas> oops
[10:21:23] <crutchy> never flooded on that before
[10:21:25] <poutine> Ⓘ ⒸⒶⓃ ⒶⓁⓈⓄ ⒹⓄ ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⒺ ⓁⒺⓉⓉⒺⓇⓈ
[10:21:30] <crutchy> maybe need to tweak the delay
[10:21:33] <chromas> is exec running on Window 3.11 for Workgroups?
[10:21:56] <crutchy> it had a bsod whilst generating a bsod :-P
[10:22:15] <Popeidol> an irc QR generator shouldn't be too tricky, now you mention it
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[10:22:32] <poutine> Popeidol, Well, it has not been made yet afaik
[10:22:40] <poutine> and I wanted to do it, but got too lazy to
[10:23:59] <crutchy> that would be a cool project, except i'm too dumb to do it
[10:24:29] <chromas> And then we need dotcode readers in our IRC clients
[10:26:00] <crutchy> there's qr code readers in google play
[10:26:14] <crutchy> can just point at screen
[10:26:32] <crutchy> ~encode goatse.cx
[10:26:35] <crutchy> :-P
[10:26:40] <poutine> IF you irc on your phone, you should buy another phone that you scan the QR code off of the IRC phone
[10:26:48] <crutchy> lol
[10:27:26] * chromas wonders why Android doesn't come with a code reader or note application
[10:31:50] <crutchy> my phone came with a memo app
[10:32:12] <crutchy> you can do drawing memos too :-)
[10:32:27] <chromas> Don't recall what mine came with; I nuked it and installed CM, then aokp
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[11:41:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What's Lost as Handwriting Fades - http://sylnt.us - nothing-but-illegible-scribbles
[11:47:36] <crutchy> ⡾⢿⣱ ⠘⢻⠿⢿⠑
[11:48:47] <crutchy> ▂▃▄▅
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[11:53:43] <crutchy> ⚡
[11:55:55] <crutchy> ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇█
[12:20:22] <crutchy> !karma coffee++
[12:20:22] <Bender> coffee++ doesn't have karma yet.
[12:20:31] <crutchy> !karma coffee
[12:20:31] <Bender> karma of coffee is 153
[12:34:36] <crutchy> this guy is nuts: https://www.youtube.com
[12:38:32] <boioioing> Hey, sweet! the "This page was generated by a Barrel of Elite Geese for"-type messages are back!
[12:38:47] <boioioing> thanks, guys!
[12:38:52] <boioioing> thuys
[12:40:09] * chromas wishes there were more episodes of that
[12:40:37] <chromas> Thanks, boioioing. thoioioing
[12:40:53] <boioioing> :-)
[12:41:40] * chromas doesn't remember what it was called but it were funny
[12:41:54] <chromas> Oh, Look Around You
[13:10:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows Start Menu Won't Return Until 2015 - http://sylnt.us - Interface-Resurrection
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[13:15:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:15:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 154
[13:17:09] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[13:58:43] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:58:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 155
[13:59:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[13:59:11] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 28
[13:59:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> Bender++
[13:59:18] <Bender> karma - bender: -8
[14:04:08] <weeds> luftballons++
[14:04:08] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 29
[14:04:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[14:04:30] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 30
[14:04:33] <boioioing> luftbalons++
[14:04:33] <Bender> karma - luftbalons: 1
[14:04:37] <boioioing> god dammit
[14:04:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> two l's, boioioing
[14:04:54] <boioioing> luftballons++
[14:04:54] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 31
[14:05:02] <boioioing> yeah, hit enter too fast
[14:05:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> otherwise it's some weird mix of German and French and that's not allowed.
[14:05:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> luftballons++
[14:05:15] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 32
[14:05:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> one more and we're 1/3 of the way there.
[14:05:28] <boioioing> les luftballons
[14:08:35] <weeds> luftballons++
[14:08:35] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 33
[14:11:05] <crutchy> !karma bacon
[14:11:05] <Bender> karma of bacon is 231
[14:11:20] <crutchy> !karma coffee
[14:11:20] <Bender> karma of coffee is 155
[14:11:32] <crutchy> coffee++
[14:11:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 156
[14:12:05] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[14:12:06] <exec> [Google] 7:12am Wednesday (CDT) - Time in Chicago, IL, USA
[14:15:30] <Bytram> AndyTheAbsurd: I think I can give you a lift with the ballons.
[14:15:35] <Bytram> =)
[14:15:43] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:43] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 34
[14:15:44] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:44] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:44] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:44] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:44] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 35
[14:15:44] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 36
[14:15:44] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 37
[14:15:44] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 38
[14:15:44] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:44] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 39
[14:15:46] <ciri> Karma - luftballons: 25.
[14:15:46] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:46] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 40
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[14:15:48] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:48] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 41
[14:15:50] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:50] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 42
[14:15:52] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:52] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 43
[14:15:54] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:54] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 44
[14:15:58] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:15:58] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 45
[14:16:00] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:00] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 46
[14:16:02] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:02] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 47
[14:16:04] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:04] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 48
[14:16:06] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:06] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 49
[14:16:08] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:08] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 50
[14:16:10] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:10] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 51
[14:16:12] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:12] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 52
[14:16:14] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:14] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 53
[14:16:16] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:16] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 54
[14:16:18] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:18] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 55
[14:16:20] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:20] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 56
[14:16:22] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:22] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 57
[14:16:26] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:26] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 58
[14:16:28] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:28] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 59
[14:16:30] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:30] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 60
[14:16:32] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:32] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 61
[14:16:34] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:34] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 62
[14:16:36] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:36] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 63
[14:16:38] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:38] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 64
[14:16:40] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:40] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 65
[14:16:42] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:42] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 66
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[14:16:44] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:44] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 67
[14:16:46] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:46] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 68
[14:16:48] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:48] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 69
[14:16:50] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:50] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 70
[14:16:52] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:52] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 71
[14:16:56] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:56] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 72
[14:16:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> lol
[14:16:58] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:16:58] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 73
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[14:17:00] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:00] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 74
[14:17:02] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:02] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 75
[14:17:04] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:04] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 76
[14:17:06] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:06] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 77
[14:17:08] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:08] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 78
[14:17:10] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:10] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 79
[14:17:11] <ciri> Laffa isn't something you can hotwire to 10.10.
[14:17:12] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:12] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 80
[14:17:14] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:14] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 81
[14:17:16] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:16] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 82
[14:17:18] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:18] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 83
[14:17:20] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:20] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 84
[14:17:22] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:22] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 85
[14:17:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> you realize that if paulej72 was awake right now that would probably earn you a /kick, right?
[14:17:26] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:26] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 86
[14:17:28] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:28] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 87
[14:17:30] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:30] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 88
[14:17:32] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:32] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 89
[14:17:34] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:34] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 90
[14:17:36] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:36] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 91
[14:17:38] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:38] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 92
[14:17:40] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:40] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 93
[14:17:42] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:42] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 94
[14:17:44] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:44] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 95
[14:17:46] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:46] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 96
[14:17:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> and you just summoned him
[14:17:48] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:48] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 97
[14:17:50] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:50] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 98
[14:17:52] <Bytram> luftballons++
[14:17:52] <Bender> karma - luftballons: 99
[14:17:56] <Bytram> ooops!!
[14:18:09] <Bytram> just a cut and paste from a buffer; I had NO IDEA it would do THAT!
[14:18:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> yay! neun and neunzig luftballons!
[14:18:23] <Bytram> so sorry folks!!!!
[14:18:36] <chromas> Bytram: wink
[14:18:37] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: you need a petagram made of goats blood to summon me :P
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[14:19:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> whole goats count?
[14:19:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> wicked hard to get them to stand still. had to nail them down.
[14:19:45] <Bytram> paulej72: petagram? Aren't the PETA people against such things?
[14:20:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, nah, they're all the time throwing blood on folks wearing fur. blood gotta come from somewhere.
[14:20:26] * Bytram checks how many kilograms are in a petagram... wow! that's HEAVY!
[14:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> today feels like a good morning to go through my ~/bin/ directory and remind myself what all i have in there.
[14:22:41] <crutchy> Bytram killed exec :-P
[14:22:46] <crutchy> lol
[14:23:00] <Bytram> the exec is dead. long live the exec!
[14:23:19] * Bytram wonders if I should change y nick to TRON?
[14:23:24] <Bytram> s/y/my/
[14:23:24] <SedBot> <Bytram> wonders if I should change my nick to TRON?
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[14:24:39] <Bytram> !karma luftballons
[14:24:39] <Bender> karma of luftballons is 99
[14:25:02] <Bytram> well, at least I got THAT part right! =)
[14:25:17] <crutchy> need to put something that pauses the traffic output to the #exec channel if input gets a bit crazy
[14:26:40] <Bytram> crutchy: good idea, but that was just 990 chars of stuff. And I could easily use a shorter thing to ++ and make it even more "dense"; how would you check that?
[14:27:12] <crutchy> timer between each exec output
[14:27:31] <crutchy> ignore anything within limit
[14:27:48] <crutchy> not commands, just output
[14:28:15] <crutchy> just to stop the stupid bot from shooting itself in the foot :-P
[14:28:28] <Bytram> crutchy: pardon my ignorance, "exec" -- is that a bot?
[14:28:38] <crutchy> yup
[14:29:26] <Bytram> so exec died because it could not *send* stuff to the channel that fast?
[14:30:31] <crutchy> i have a monitoring channel so i can view its irc traffic (cos the terminal gets messy with script outputs as well)
[14:31:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> could just buffer and output on a timer
[14:31:32] <crutchy> it was trying to output your activity to its monitoring channel, along with other traffic
[14:31:45] <crutchy> good idea TheMightyBuzzard :-)
[14:31:54] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: sounds good, but then I could so stuff its input queue with nonsense that it would be unable to respond to valid requests.
[14:32:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> could also fill up his ram
[14:32:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> granted it'd take a LOT to do it...
[14:32:32] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: there you go again with the goats!
[14:32:41] <Bytram> nograb
[14:32:47] <crutchy> it would still receive commands
[14:32:58] <crutchy> you would just limit output
[14:32:59] <ciri> Themightybuzzard: might i sugest kansas city? We have to provide "test stubs", basically fake output from modules...
[14:33:23] <Bytram> hmm, c++
[14:33:26] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: doesn't store messages in ram
[14:33:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> would if you were buffering them. unless you wanted to buffer them on disk.
[14:34:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> output messages, mind
[14:34:27] <crutchy> good point... i'll put a buffer limit i think :-)
[14:35:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> could cap it at a meg or 1k messages and be fine
[14:35:28] * Bytram dons his QA hat
[14:35:32] <crutchy> i'll just cap it at 1000 messages
[14:35:47] <chromas> 1024
[14:35:51] <Bytram> crutchy: so what would you do when the limit is hit?
[14:36:04] <Bytram> crutchy: so what happens if I submit 999 messages?
[14:36:07] <crutchy> it can start 'forgetting' messages after that
[14:36:41] <Bytram> I only sent 66 in the thing that revealed this issue. How is 999 or 1024 or whatever going to help?
[14:36:50] <crutchy> if you're sending messages at a rate that fills exec's buffer, you'll prolly be kicked off for flooding by the server before the limit is reached :-P
[14:37:14] <crutchy> i've set a rate of 0.1 sec
[14:37:26] <Bytram> crutchy: I think you're onto something, I just want to save you unnecessary work; I hope you understand that!
[14:37:43] <crutchy> that's cool. this is good stuff :-D
[14:37:52] <crutchy> bugs are fun
[14:38:36] <Bytram> crutchy: okay, let's assume I join, anonymously, dump a crapload of "foo++\nfoo++\n ..." into my command buffer... so what if I get kicked? the damage is already in your input buffer. right?
[14:39:13] <crutchy> so to hit the limit, you would have to be sending messages at more than 1 per 0.1 sec, fast enough to fill 1000 buffer slots, all without flooding and getting kicked yourself
[14:39:46] <crutchy> the buffer will gradually empty (with a message output every 0.1 sec
[14:39:52] <chromas> We'd need to work together to fill the buffer
[14:39:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, should probably limit exec to 1.0 outputs/sec
[14:40:13] <crutchy> hmm that might be a bit slow
[14:40:25] <Bytram> crutchy: I cut-and-pasted ***one*** string that had 66 commands in it and took only 990 bytes.
[14:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> no point in exec getting booted for flood also. 1/sec should avoid that for the most part.
[14:41:08] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: and now I could easy DOS any usefulness of the tool; it'll be so busy playing catch-up that it won't be able to respond in a timely fashion to other requests.
[14:41:13] <crutchy> that's ok. worst case i guess you fill up exec's buffer and it starts forgetting output from 1000 messages ago
[14:41:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Female Hurricane Names Study Results Questioned - http://sylnt.us - Methodology-to-my-Madness
[14:41:34] <crutchy> it would still be outputting
[14:41:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, fifo not ring buffer
[14:42:08] <crutchy> ah yeah sorry that's what i meant :-P
[14:42:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> could be dos'd by filling it and having it ignore new commands until it gets < 1000 stored but gotta have a tradeoff
[14:42:43] <Bytram> crutchy: I think I might have it: have separate queues for each "sender"; round-robin the first command from each; time delay of 1second on output.
[14:42:49] <crutchy> i'm not worried if it doesn't output everything in a dos situation
[14:43:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[14:43:12] <crutchy> as long as it doesn't get itself booted for flooding
[14:43:36] <Bytram> crutchy: limit each 'sender" to, say, 10 slots. (take your pick)
[14:43:38] <crutchy> its only a monitoring channel too, so no biggie
[14:44:06] <Bytram> crutchy: set the output delay (or whatever you need to) at such a point that the bot is not a candidate for getting booted.
[14:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, better to just add the sender to a banlist if you've seen more than 20 lines in a minute from them.
[14:44:28] <crutchy> all its output to irc goes through a single function, so that's where i was thinking of controlling the output rate
[14:44:34] <chromas> Could output the stuff you want to a named pipe and watch it in another term
[14:44:59] <crutchy> true
[14:45:06] <Bytram> crutchy++ rate limit the output to whatever you need; sounds good.
[14:45:06] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 66
[14:45:38] <chromas> Need three more for crutchy
[14:45:43] <Bytram> banlist sounds interesting on a per-sender basis;
[14:45:48] <crutchy> yeah
[14:45:59] <Bytram> chromas: Wait! I know how to do THAT! <evil grin>
[14:46:04] <crutchy> i do have some antiflood that works per nick per alias
[14:46:13] <Bytram> crutchy: bingo!
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[14:46:50] <Bytram> crutchy: Just realized that "bingo" is an American-ism. Do you know what that means?
[14:46:54] <crutchy> but it wasn't enough to work before cos you weren't using recognised aliases... that system was more to stop people script bombing my host machine
[14:47:20] <crutchy> bingo... on the money, right on.. etc ?
[14:47:39] <Bytram> crutchy: hmm, bypassing the irc channel here and talking straight at your host?
[14:47:49] <Bytram> crutchy: yup, you got it.
[14:47:56] <crutchy> exec runs scripts in separate processes
[14:48:03] <crutchy> like cowsay
[14:48:11] <crutchy> (not a script, but a command)
[14:48:36] <chromas> ~moo
[14:48:44] <crutchy> its written in php, but it can execute perl and python scripts from irc too
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[14:49:30] <chromas> ~moo
[14:49:30] <exec> (__)
[14:49:30] <exec> (oo)
[14:49:30] <exec> /------\/
[14:49:31] <exec> / | ||
[14:49:31] <exec> * /\---/\
[14:49:32] <exec> ~~ ~~
[14:49:33] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[14:49:52] <Bytram> that's making more sense to me; so it's more like we're implementing kind of an operating system of our own.... your exec is the "dispatcher", now we're working on the "scheduler"
[14:50:17] <crutchy> sort of :-)
[14:50:44] <crutchy> it kinda has a bit of that already, but now i just need to rate-limit its irc output
[14:50:49] <crutchy> ~
[14:50:49] <exec> IRC SCRIPT EXECUTIVE
[14:50:50] <exec> https://github.com
[14:50:50] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[14:52:08] <crutchy> the monitoring channel is a new feature, so it was handy of you to test that out cos i didn't even think of testing that :-P
[14:52:15] <crutchy> Bytram++
[14:52:15] <Bender> karma - bytram: 2
[14:52:19] <crutchy> Bytram++
[14:52:19] <Bender> karma - bytram: 3
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[14:53:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm....
[14:53:40] <ciri> Okay, hrm... What a bunch of stuff is. Gave it a mexican restauraunt... Nachos' al poutine.
[14:54:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> awe man. they want money for using the google translate api
[14:54:51] <crutchy> just scrape it :-P
[14:55:03] <crutchy> that's how i got around wolframalpha
[14:55:09] <chromas> What about bing? :D
[14:55:18] <crutchy> oops did i say that out loud
[14:56:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> spose i could
[14:56:55] <crutchy> check this out for bodgy: https://github.com
[14:58:04] <crutchy> ~define hack
[14:58:06] <exec> [urbandictionary] hack: a person who is a professional at doing some sort of service, but does crappy work.
[14:58:14] <crutchy> lol
[14:58:16] <crutchy> err
[14:58:23] <crutchy> ~define cat
[14:58:27] <Bytram> hey... coffee is catching up with me; I'm gonna take a bit of a break and check back in later.
[14:58:28] <exec> [wolframalpha] cat: 1 | noun | feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats\n2 | noun | an informal term for a youth or man\n3 | noun | a spiteful woman gossip\n4 | noun | the leaves of the shrub Catha edulis which are chewed like tobacco or used to make tea; has the effect of a euphoric stimulant\n5 | noun | a whip with nine knotted cords\n6 | noun | a large tracked vehicle that is propelled by two
[14:58:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, is already a perl REST module for google translate. this wheel is already invented.
[14:58:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[14:58:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 157
[15:00:44] <Bytram> ~define xyzzy
[15:00:49] <exec> xyzzy: unable to find definition
[15:00:55] <Bytram> pshaw.
[15:01:07] <Bytram> ~define plugh
[15:01:08] <exec> [urbandictionary] plugh: Word used in ADVENT, see wordxyzzy/word. One of ADVENT's three magic words (XYZZY, PLUGH, PLOVER).
[15:01:22] <Bytram> hey! Not bad!
[15:01:28] <Bytram> ~define Y2
[15:01:33] <exec> Y2: unable to find definition
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[15:04:34] <Bytram> ~define superincomprehensibleness
[15:04:41] <exec> superincomprehensibleness: unable to find definition
[15:06:34] <crutchy> need to add more sources
[15:06:50] <crutchy> could adapt the time command
[15:07:05] <crutchy> ~time superincomprehensibleness
[15:07:06] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Wednesday, 4 June 2014, 01:07:00 pm
[15:07:06] <exec> [Google] 23 Dec 2013 ... superincomprehensibleness .... @superincomprehensibleness .... Item 'Little troll breaks the ice for the first time in life' hidden because it has ...
[15:07:55] <crutchy> does a google search for 'time superincomprehensibleness' and if it doesn't find the time box, it spits out part of the first result
[15:08:08] <crutchy> or something like that
[15:09:41] <chromas> Google define string
[15:10:33] <Woods> ~time Woods
[15:10:35] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Wednesday, 4 June 2014, 01:10:29 pm
[15:11:05] <chromas> ~time sac
[15:11:06] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Wednesday, 4 June 2014, 01:11:00 pm
[15:11:07] <exec> [Google] Find out current local time in U.S.A. California Sacramento. Get Sacramento's weather and area codes, time zone and DST. Explore Sacramento's sunrise ...
[15:11:13] <Woods> o.O
[15:11:34] <Woods> Am I not cool enough?
[15:12:07] <chromas> ~time date
[15:12:08] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Wednesday, 4 June 2014, 01:12:02 pm
[15:12:08] <exec> [Google] Lots of time and date related information, such as yearly and monthly calendars, counters, countdown, and the world clock which shows the current time in cities ...
[15:12:36] <chromas> You have to deposit more quarters
[15:14:05] <chromas> /e cheating++
[15:15:57] <crutchy> ~reload
[15:15:58] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[15:16:58] <chromas> ~moo"; apt-get search fortune
[15:17:14] <chromas> ~moo "; apt-get search fortune
[15:17:15] <exec> (__)
[15:17:15] <exec> (oo)
[15:17:15] <exec> /------\/
[15:17:15] <exec> / | ||
[15:17:16] <exec> * /\---/\
[15:17:17] <exec> ~~ ~~
[15:17:18] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[15:19:53] <crutchy> ~fortune
[15:19:54] <exec> Confidant, confidante, n:
[15:19:54] <exec> One entrusted by A with the secrets of B, confided to himself by C.
[15:19:54] <exec> -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
[15:22:03] <crutchy> ~translate en es test
[15:23:16] <chromas> ~translate en es no
[15:25:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...fuck, I never got the compose key set properly on this laptop.
[15:26:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> how am I supposed to type accents and umlauts without a compose key?
[15:27:44] <chromas> Hurry to it man
[15:28:05] * chromas uses rape lock for compose
[15:28:13] <chromas> Caps
[15:28:25] <chromas> Except on the phone
[15:28:44] <chromas> Where the keyboard does what it wants and I don't pay attention
[15:29:03] <Woods> Rape lock... Is that a typo? Or some colloquialism I have never heard of?
[15:29:42] <chromas> Should be caps
[15:30:09] <chromas> But yeah, it rapes your eyes
[15:33:39] <Woods> There is a lady in my office that announces when we are having a casual dress week here at work, she always does it in all caps, with increased font size. Why is she so angry about jeans?
[15:34:26] <Woods> (Maybe jeans killed her father)
[15:34:29] <crutchy> maybe she wants a rape lock?
[15:34:51] <Woods> I just know that if I tell her that caps are like yelling, that she will just say she does it to get attention.
[15:34:58] <chromas> Grab crutchy
[15:35:05] <Woods> !grab crutchy
[15:35:05] <Bender> Added quote 181
[15:35:18] <Woods> I got your back, Chromas.
[15:35:25] <chromas> Poor crutchy
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[15:36:07] <Woods> Are these grabs easily accessible somewhere that is not a chat room?
[15:36:09] <Blackmoore> mornin
[15:36:10] <ciri> Gt just gtf hun gfn jim kgrr bhg.
[15:36:31] <chromas> Dunno but the logs are
[15:36:31] <Blackmoore> ciri.. go home you're drunk.
[15:36:42] <chromas> Loggie:
[15:37:05] <Woods> Mehhhhhhhh...
[15:37:20] <Woods> We need a QDB
[15:37:21] <chromas> Does Loggie log Loggie?
[15:37:30] <Blackmoore> I'd love to see all those grabs too
[15:37:51] <Blackmoore> but i aint going through every log.
[15:38:19] <chromas> We need somebody with Bender access
[15:38:43] <Bytram> !quote 1
[15:38:43] <Bender> Quote 1 - <NCommander> DarkMorph, because whenever I have to touch hashref's I want to stab my eyes out
[15:38:46] <Bytram> !quote 2
[15:38:46] <Bender> Quote 2 - <hax0rz> highlights, gold, they shine
[15:38:48] <Bytram> !quote 3
[15:38:48] <Bender> Quote 3 - <soulde> :D
[15:39:00] <chromas> !Quote -2
[15:39:01] <Bytram> !quote 200
[15:39:01] <Bender> Can't find quote 200
[15:39:13] <Bytram> !quote 150
[15:39:13] <Bender> Quote 150 - <Teckla> "Good morning, Mr. Smith. Please settle in while I drive you to work. I see your wife is with you. Hello, Mrs. Smith. Mr. Smith, would you like to continue viewing gay amputee porn like you were last night?"
[15:39:17] <Bytram> !quote 175
[15:39:17] <Bender> Quote 175 - <crutchy> got a timer going that does a sedbot whois so that if its not here the exec sed is enabled, and then if sedbot comes back exec will disable its sed script
[15:39:24] <Bytram> !quote 187
[15:39:24] <Bender> Can't find quote 187
[15:39:29] <Bytram> !quote 180
[15:39:29] <Bender> Quote 180 - <arti> make that cpu white hot
[15:39:32] <Bytram> !quote 181
[15:39:32] <Bender> Quote 181 - <crutchy> maybe she wants a rape lock?
[15:39:34] <Bytram> !quote 182
[15:39:34] <Bender> Can't find quote 182
[15:39:51] <chromas> !Quote -1
[15:40:00] <chromas> Used to work
[15:40:11] <chromas> !quote -1
[15:40:11] <Bender> Quote -1 - <crutchy> maybe she wants a rape lock?
[15:40:14] <Woods> Ahhh, quote 175... Classic.
[15:40:16] <chromas> !quote -12
[15:40:16] <Bender> Quote -12 - <arti> afghanistanimation
[15:41:05] <chromas> !quote -69
[15:41:05] <Bender> Quote -69 - <janrinok> looks like I arrived at the right time.....
[15:41:13] <chromas> !quote 69
[15:41:13] <Bender> Quote 69 - <crutchy> i shall call him slashy and he will be mine... and he will be my slashy... here little slashy... DORY! THAT'S A PERL TURD! if you touch it you'll never get it off you!
[15:41:25] <Woods> AFK for a bit, work.
[15:41:45] <Bytram> gawk -v c="!quote" "BEGIN {for (i=1;i<=181;i++) print c,i}" > foo.txt && cut-and-paste foo.txt here
[15:42:14] <Blackmoore> that's what we need..
[15:42:35] * crutchy copypasta :-P
[15:42:43] <chromas> They're channel specific though
[15:42:51] <crutchy> hmm bugger
[15:42:57] <crutchy> don't wanna spam
[15:43:13] <chromas> So you have to spam each channel, like karma
[15:43:36] <chromas> It's okay. Nobody's taking talking now
[15:43:46] <crutchy> fucking google obfuscating their js
[15:44:05] <crutchy> how dare they stop me from using their services!
[15:44:36] <Blackmoore> why is google allowed to obfuscate code, while looking into my email, and surfing habits?
[15:45:01] <Blackmoore> why arent they as transparent as they want me to be?
[15:45:14] <crutchy> some smart cookie has prolly developed a deobfuscator somewhere, but i can't be stuffed looking
[15:45:39] <crutchy> they just assign a shitload of strings to variable names like Wm and iR etc
[15:46:15] <crutchy> so functions wind up looking like this:
[15:46:15] <crutchy> function(a,b,c,d){AT.n[je][I](this,a,b,c,d);if(!d||0==$(d.a,11))return!1;BD(this.c);var e=a=0;for(b=0;b<$(d.a,11);++b){c=VI(d,b);
[15:46:33] <chromas> Try loading the page without js
[15:46:45] <chromas> Maybe you can figure it out easier
[15:47:17] <chromas> If it works; should just be a simple post in there somewhere
[15:47:46] <Bytram> crutchy: haven't tried personally, but these might help: http://jsbeautifier.org and https://addons.mozilla.org
[15:49:13] <crutchy> ooh nojs might be getting somewhere. just need to figure out how to flag it in the request
[15:50:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> there we go, latin to english perl script accomplished.
[15:50:46] <Bytram> crutchy: alternatively, I use the FireFox addon LiveHTTPHeaders and watch the requests come down the line; can very occasionally find out what *actually* does what I want and can abstract *that*
[15:50:55] <crutchy> ah post instead of get
[15:52:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, what bit of google you after?
[15:52:46] <Bytram> I'm not looking; was trying to help out crutchy
[15:52:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[15:53:20] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard: trying to make a workaround for google translate :-P
[15:53:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> done and done
[15:53:38] <crutchy> just trying to work out their post form structure atm
[15:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://translate.google.com
[15:54:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> replace $text with + separated words and la/en with the languages you want
[15:54:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> then it's all down to matching the bit that's useful in the reply
[15:55:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> the js=n part was the key
[15:55:31] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard++
[15:55:31] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 7
[15:56:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> wrote me a latin to english translator already for console.
[15:57:16] <Blackmoore> interesting. does it do enlish to "latin" too?
[15:57:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> the regex that will get you the result is something along the lines of m#<span id=result_box class="short_text"><span.*?>(.*?)</span>#
[15:57:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> with the response going into $1 in perl
[15:58:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Blackmoore, it could if i took a few seconds to make it
[15:58:15] <Blackmoore> i would expect the grammar to be poor; but I dont really need the grammar to be right
[15:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> Blackmoore, is a console script though rather than built for a bot or irc
[15:59:43] <crutchy> cool thanks TheMightyBuzzard :-)
[15:59:55] <crutchy> much easier than fucking around with a post request
[16:00:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn skippy
[16:00:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> Blackmoore, http://pastebin.com
[16:01:15] <crutchy> ~translate en es test
[16:01:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Learning to Eat Vegetables in Early Life: The Role of Timing, Age and Individual Eating Traits - http://sylnt.us - Eat-Your-Carrots
[16:01:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, crutchy, the useragent is important too. google doesn't want you scraping their shat so fake one
[16:02:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Ubuntu; Linux x86_64; rv:24.0) Gecko/20100101 Firefox/24.0 works
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[16:04:31] <crutchy> ~translate en es test
[16:04:42] <crutchy> oops
[16:05:23] <crutchy> ~translate en es test
[16:05:38] <crutchy> ~translate en es test
[16:05:39] <ciri> ~Translate en es test.pl?tid=6.
[16:05:40] <exec> [google translate] test (en -> es): prueba
[16:05:40] <Blackmoore> ah ok I get it. and script for console is fine - I'm translating crap for some banners for SCA, or t-shirts.
[16:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[16:06:06] <crutchy> ~translate en es what is the time?
[16:06:08] <exec> [google translate] what is the time? (en -> es): qu es el tiempo?
[16:06:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> most every linux distro should already have LWP::UserAgent already installed but you can get it from your package manager or cpan if not
[16:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, that should even work in activeperl on windows
[16:06:56] <crutchy> i can spoof the user agent in my wget function, but it seems to work without one
[16:06:59] <Bytram> ~translate en de how goes it to you
[16:07:01] <exec> [google translate] how goes it to you (en -> de): wie geht es dir
[16:07:30] <Bytram> ~translate de en We geht es Ihnen
[16:07:31] <exec> [google translate] We geht es Ihnen (de -> en): We are you
[16:07:36] <Bytram> LOL
[16:07:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, didn't like curl's UA
[16:07:42] <Bytram> ~translate de en Wie geht es Ihnen
[16:07:44] <exec> [google translate] Wie geht es Ihnen (de -> en): How are you
[16:07:52] <Bytram> ~translate de en Wie geht es Dir
[16:07:54] <exec> [google translate] Wie geht es Dir (de -> en): How are you
[16:08:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~translate la en feci omnia propter nookie
[16:08:01] <exec> [google translate] feci omnia propter nookie (la -> en): I did it all for the nookie
[16:08:30] <Bytram> ~translate la en vini vidi vici
[16:08:31] <exec> [google translate] vini vidi vici (la -> en): wine vidi vici
[16:08:50] <crutchy> i have nfi if its working properly
[16:09:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> as properly as google translate works
[16:09:12] <paulej72> ~translate en ru Bite my shiny metal ass
[16:09:12] <Bytram> ~translate la en E pluribus Unum
[16:09:13] <exec> [google translate] Bite my shiny metal ass (en -> ru):
[16:09:14] <exec> [google translate] E pluribus Unum (la -> en): E Pluribus Unum
[16:09:31] <paulej72> found a bug
[16:09:50] <Bytram> ~translate en ru good bye
[16:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes you certainly did
[16:09:52] <exec> [google translate] good bye (en -> ru):
[16:10:25] <Bytram> ~translate en de Our feet are stayin
[16:10:26] <exec> [google translate] Our feet are stayin (en -> de): Unsere Fe sind Stayin
[16:10:35] <Bytram> =)
[16:10:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~translate en la would you like a milk dud?
[16:10:44] <exec> [google translate] would you like a milk dud? (en -> la): tu ipse a lacte dud?
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[16:14:04] <crutchy> ~monitor
[16:14:06] <exec> exec incoming data monitor enabled
[16:16:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, bing does klingon but google doesn't
[16:18:40] <crutchy> ~translate klingon ewok what is the time?
[16:18:42] <exec> [google translate] what is the time? (klingon -> ewok): what is the time?
[16:18:51] <crutchy> doh
[16:19:03] <crutchy> thought it might chuck a fit
[16:22:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm, bing translate api costs but only if you want to translate over 2M characters per month
[16:31:00] <crutchy> ~q
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[16:32:14] <crutchy> ~monitor
[16:32:15] <exec> exec incoming data monitor enabled
[16:32:16] <exec> exec incoming data monitor enabled
[16:32:31] <crutchy> that was weird
[16:32:44] <crutchy> ~reload
[16:32:47] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[16:32:47] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file
[16:32:51] <crutchy> fuck
[16:32:53] <crutchy> ~q
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[16:37:01] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 158
[16:37:04] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 159
[16:37:04] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 160
[16:37:04] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 161
[16:37:04] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 162
[16:37:04] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 163
[16:37:05] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 164
[16:37:18] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 165
[16:37:20] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 166
[16:37:22] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 167
[16:37:24] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 168
[16:37:28] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 169
[16:37:30] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 170
[16:37:31] <ciri> So do we like proper triggers after we saw off the face of the coffee cup and i read about that.
[16:37:32] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 171
[16:37:34] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 172
[16:37:36] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:36] <Bender> karma - coffee: 173
[16:37:38] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 174
[16:37:40] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 175
[16:37:42] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:42] <Bender> karma - coffee: 176
[16:37:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 177
[16:37:46] <crutchy> coffee++
[16:37:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 178
[16:38:09] <crutchy> i think it worked Bytram
[16:38:54] <Bytram> crutchy: I see that! Let's pop over to #test and try simultaneous bombardment =)
[16:39:01] <crutchy> i was throttled but exec wasn't booted for flooding and still output all messages
[16:40:02] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[16:40:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 179
[16:40:04] <Blackmoore> coffee++
[16:40:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 180
[16:42:07] <Blackmoore> ~weather hell
[16:42:22] <exec> error: command timed out
[16:45:21] <crutchy> Bytram: it doesn't echo in #exec (cos you'd end up with double the messages)
[16:49:57] <crutchy> ~time melbourne
[16:49:58] <exec> [Google] 12:49am Thursday (EST) - Time in Melbourne VIC, Australia
[16:50:05] <crutchy> nighty night time for me
[16:50:15] <crutchy> i'll just do a git push and call it quits
[16:50:22] <crutchy> cya everybloody :-P
[16:50:29] <Blackmoore> gnight!
[16:50:34] <Bytram> crutchy: Ahhh. #exec is your monitoring channel! Now I get it. Glad I could help.
[16:50:47] <Bytram> have a great day; I gotta get going.
[16:50:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> adios
[16:51:03] <Blackmoore> cya
[16:51:37] <crutchy> sorry for all the spam too
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[16:57:31] <Blackmoore> meh
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[17:06:20] <Blackmoore> geh. cant focus on work.
[17:08:00] <Woods> Blackmoore: Was it you I promised my leftover RAM to?
[17:08:19] <Woods> I was unable to find it, unfortunately.
[17:13:58] <Blackmoore> yeah, you did, but it's ok. we came to the conclusion that the one set wouldnt fit.
[17:14:26] <Blackmoore> and i already have 2 2gb sticks.
[17:14:46] <Blackmoore> so it's alright
[17:15:42] <Blackmoore> that reminds me - i have to see if my daughter wants my ancient ram. to turn into jewlery
[17:16:19] <Blackmoore> i got stuff going on 20 years old now
[17:19:48] <Woods> Speaking of RAM, I just found 6Gb on irpg. yeah!
[17:30:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Domestic Terror Task Force is Back! - http://sylnt.us - Lone-Gunmen
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[17:59:00] <Alberto> sup
[18:00:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> hey Alberto
[18:01:38] <Alberto> howdy
[18:14:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth, bing and google translators both written. I can tell poutine he is the son of a targ in klingon or latin or whatever now without having the bother of learning anything.
[18:28:16] <Blackmoore> we should all switch to russian when he shows up again.
[18:33:49] <Alberto> or we can just kill him
[18:33:49] <Alberto> :D
[18:53:08] <weeds> "[Thy] tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile."
[18:54:49] <weeds> A Shakespearean insults for him ^
[18:55:43] <paulej72> what we need is to private msg exec to do translate in a channel that is in the list of parameters
[18:56:23] <paulej72> that way the person getting the insult will never see the english verssion
[18:57:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> there ya go
[19:01:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~time Dededo
[19:01:23] <exec> [Google] 3:01am Thursday (ChST) - Time in Dededo, Guam
[19:01:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Trying Out End-to-End Email Encryption - http://sylnt.us - but-we-know-who-your-friends-are
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[19:42:46] <Blackmoore> Alberto: poutine is more like a virus than a person. I think if we "kill" him he'll just come back.
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[19:50:43] <paulej72> I have a task for someone. I am not sure if we can get into the bakcend of irc enough to get the quotes files and karma files, but at worse can someone manually scrape the quotes files or write a script to do it.
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[20:13:16] <Blackmoore> paulej72: 09:41] <+Bytram> gawk -v c="!quote" "BEGIN {for (i=1;i<=181;i++) print c,i}" > foo.txt && cut-and-paste foo.txt here
[20:14:13] <Blackmoore> i cant- i dont have privlidges, and dont have the time right now (at work)
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[20:22:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[20:22:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 181
[20:25:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, it'd be a partial dataset and an ugly bastard of a hack to scrape them from the channel. better to just start over i think.
[20:26:16] <Landon> need to figure out an explouit on bender that lets us get shell and scp :)
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[21:40:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ambulance Drones Might Appear on the Battlefield - http://sylnt.us - not-much-room-for-the-nurses
[22:08:57] <chromas> From the what-about-firebats dept
[22:10:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> Need to know anything about propane? Or propane accessories?
[22:10:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> I love the smell of napalm in the morning
[22:23:00] <Blackmoore> yeah, but napalm on your propane grill? not so tasty..
[22:33:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> I couldn't remember the rest of the firebat quotes
[22:33:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> and I don't have Starcraft installed on this machine
[22:33:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess I could have looked them up but I didn't feel like it at the time
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[23:11:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Underwater Sound Examined for Links to Missing Jet - Thought to be a Slim Chance of Connection - http://sylnt.us - leave-no-stone-unturned
[23:11:46] <ciri> Rofl http://sylnt.us - windows-security-paradox.
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[23:44:09] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:44:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 182
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